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Yeah the legendary avatar maker here. Jetfire/N-2... And no I aint back, I just want to die. Death sounds so cool! Anyone else think so?

Yes, you being dead sounds fucking awesome. Why dont you go make that happen.

legendary is a big word .. especially when you're calling yourself it!

Yeah, really....it's not like you're ME or anything....

What's with all the criticism? This is the Babbling Stooges, made for posts like this. Let the man die in peace.

Good advice. Perhaps next time before he kills himself, he'll stir up significantly less shit than this time.

Well he's disturning the peace, and should be treated as such.

Up with the pitchforks and torches!!

Does anybody know where I can buy some shoes?

I dont think they make those anymore.

They still make shoelaces though. Perfect for strangling yourself (*hint hint Clive).

Don't be stupid. How can you strangle yourself with shoelaces? Maybe if you were a mouse... are you a mouse Clive?

Depends how long they are. You could always tie them together. Be creative!

True...but rope is so much easier...You should get some of them Adidas shoes with batteries in them, NMN...they're so hot right now.

Depends how long they are. You could always tie them together. Be creative!
The problem isn't the length, it's the breadth.

NMN, I know a great shoe shop 20 minutes from where I live. By car that is.

I don't want shoes. You people are crazy. Get out of here, all of ya's!

Bah, who wears shoes? Get a good ole pair of 2 buck thongs and they'll last you all summer!

I don't want shoes. You people are crazy. Get out of here, all of ya's!
Where do you want us to go?

Bah, who wears shoes? Get a good ole pair of 2 buck thongs and they'll last you all summer!

Whaaa?? You wear thongs on your feet?

Who doesnt?

TheDon, apparantely. How do you wear your thongs, Donman?

I only wear thongs when I'm strippin in the evenings...

I thought that was your afternoon job... what, didja get promoted?

Yeah...right after I finally broke down and got the Brazilian wax

Wait, thongs as in flip-flop thongs or thong thongs?

I assume thong thong or banana hammock in DPDs case.

Yes, thongs.

Wait, thongs as in flip-flop thongs or thong thongs?
Flip flop thongs for my feet, methinks.
DPD, good to see you're making some cash, you bad ass stripper you.

lmao, I wasn't being serious, just spur of the moment thing. To all of you that actually dissed me, your a fucking bunch of rejects that have nothing better to do then sit in front of a pc on some matrix website. Matrix finished a long time ago... LET GO. I just came back to say that... I'm out AGAIN mo fos!

So sad to see the self-accredited 'legendary' av maker go... again.

Well, not really...

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Oh shit, I've peed my pants you're so right. Damn.

lmao, I wasn't being serious, just spur of the moment thing. To all of you that actually dissed me, your a fucking bunch of rejects that have nothing better to do then sit in front of a pc on some matrix website. Matrix finished a long time ago... LET GO. I just came back to say that... I'm out AGAIN mo fos!
He really is THE BUM isn't he????

Yeah the legendary avatar maker here. Jetfire/N-2... And no I aint back, I just want to die. Death sounds so cool! Anyone else think so?

Make your mind up. You're either back or not. And as for the death thing, remember, it's down the street, not across the road. So many people fuck that one up that's it's starting to mess the forum floor.

lmao, I wasn't being serious, just spur of the moment thing. To all of you that actually dissed me, your a fucking bunch of rejects that have nothing better to do then sit in front of a pc on some matrix website. Matrix finished a long time ago... LET GO. I just came back to say that... I'm out AGAIN mo fos!

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. I'm getting sick and tired of your attention whore ways. Grow up, get a magnifying glass and find your first pube. That should keep you entertained for hours trying to find one instead of dribbling shit in here.

To Clive: if your noncongenital dwarfism havin ass isn't too busy being a wide receiver in midget pr0n, please take a floor lamp, shove if up your muff, and then grate off your face with a cheese grater. have a nice day :-)!! please. and thank you :-)!!

I'm proud of you using your manners like that mate.

I only do it to make you happy.

D'you reckon he's dead yet?

Kids, stop kicking the dead guy; it's not very nice. And you want to be nice when you grow up, right? Otherwise you'll end up like old lady Jones and her poodle, Peaches, down the street.

to hell with that....i'm trying to make sure they can't identify the body

Just make sure you don't leave any fingerprints or anything, then. You know how everything's gone to crap since CSI came out. Police can't have a dumb TV show make them look bad...

Crime Scene Cleaners can help me out with that one

you should send that idea in to jerry bruckheimer,i can see it all now........

Crime Scene Cleaners can help me out with that one

Now THAT'S a job they pays well indeed. Though you wouldn't need to bribe them as he's a John Doe. And who would miss a bum anyway?

hold your horses on cleaning this shit up guys.
*Insertion noises of a hollow point being set in a magnum*
*Slight clicking sound*
*BANG*
*Sound of brains splattering to the walls*
Thats just to make sure no one sees his face again....

Now clean up already

*Starts scraping brains to a plate*
Anyone want a bite?