Procrastination

So what the hell are you supposed to be doing now? There must be something.

Right now, I'm supposed to be writing a 750 word paper for a theology class, but instead I'm creating this thread.

I'm supposed to be writing a 5 page term paper for ethics that was due on Tuesday...HAH! How's THAT for ethical, mother fuckers! I'm also supposed to be reading Jimmy Santiago Baca's autobiography, which I was supposed to have read by the time class started today, but here I sit with page #1 dogeared, yet to start reading it. I should also clean the bird shit off my car THAT I JUST FUCKING WASHED YESTERDAY...irritating, to say the least. I should also be completing my short story to submit for a scholarship, submitting pieces of my poetry for another scholarship, and be writing various other essays to submit for various other scholarships. I should also be researching and forming an opinion for a 10-page paper that's due for my English class in a month. I should also be consulting members of my group in ethics class to prepare a 25-45 minute presentation on our group topic for which the aforementioned paper I was supposed to write would address a subtopic of our group's main topic, which is same-sex marriages. Even if I'm not doing any of those things, I should probably at least be out with some friends, since it's their days off tonight. Either that, or out getting women drunk and convincing them to sleep with me. Little things, that's all.

I am supposed to be sleeping right now, but........but I just don't wanna. And since I don't want to sleep I should do something productive like study or prepare for my piano students that I am teaching tomorrow or make a sandwich or check out some porn or do some research..........but...................but I just don't wanna.

I probably should be getting my workbook for work done, but I ain't. I should have also texted my mates to tell them if I'm coming out with them tomorrow night, but I havn't done that either. I should go and turn my stereo up so I can hear it better, but I'm too lazy. I need to go and put the dishes in the sink into the dishwasher before my Mum gets home, but they can wait. I need to be saving harder for Uni and a Car, and that can't wait, but my finances aren't that organised. I should be trying to get over my ex-boyfriend, but he is just so hard to try and move on from.

I should be reading Sophie's World and writing a paper for the chapters that I need to read. I should be studying for a Philosophy test that I have on Monday that should clinch my grade in the class. I should be going to bed so I can be rested for my Biology class tomorrow morning. I should also kill this fucking computer for freezing 5 times in one day. Just a little minor procrastination.

EDIT: 6 times, and it might do it again. Bloody computer.

I should be doing the mountains of homework I've got recently or revising for my AS's, but waddaya gonna do?

I should be writing summaries on chapters 5, 10 and 15 of Sense and Sensibility or finishing off one of the two final pieces I need in for art by Tuesday, I'm royally screwed.

Oh yeah, I should also be working on my midterm for skankology 101, or looking for good-paying jobs for this summer, but that's not happening.

I should probaly be doing any of my multi-page homework, waiting till sunday.

Im incapable of doing work right away if I have more than a day. Now there's something to tell my pyschology proff.

I see homework is the number one task procrastinated against.

Right now I should be... cleaning my room... making these flyers for student government elections.... cleaning up my computer, for it runs slower than Rush Limbaugh... and, of course, doing my homework.

But why do all that when you can stare at the wall and blast the Rolling Stones?

I am procrastination man. Instead of doing my Algebra work that I am 3 days behind in, I am on here.....

I never procrastinate. Never.

Right now, though, I should be procrastinating.

i'm supposed to be doing my late maths,english and science homework but somehow i find myself writing here and playing splinter cell oh yeah and killing mmy brain cells with beer,ahhhhhh

I'm supposed to be writing about 4 or 5 different essays, studying for finals, and cleaning the entire house to get it ready to sell.

Hey TINM, what are you running for in the elections?

I'm not running, but my friend was. Elections were today, I think she lost... That could possibly be because I never got around to making the flyers, but I'd much rather blame it on society.

Right now I should be sleeping, for I have to get up at 9 for some Cancer Run/Walk... I'd rather opt to drive, though.

I should be out fucking some hot chick, but my addiction to the Matrix has killed my chances once again

sure ya should...

damn,it's 6:30 in the morning and i should be doing something but..........DAMN IT!!!
HOMEWORK

I've got a free day today that I should be using to study for the maths-test I've got on Thursday, but it's 17:00 already and I doubt it's going to happen

I've got an english final paper to work on, and a whole lot of homework to do, but that probably won't happen for another *checks clock* four hours.