The 20 questions game

Yes! Here it is! The next craze to sweep MM... maybe.

You know the rules, but here they are anyway:

- I am "someone"
- You lot have to guess who I am by asking a single yes/no question
- If you don't get it in less than 20 posts, youre all...like...losers
- Whoever gets it is the next person to "be" someone, and so it goes on...

OK, ready!

Are you in entertainment?

Yep
........

Are you American?

Yeah (well, pretty much, if you saw me youd think of me as American)

Are you male?

Yep

.......

Do you enjoy psuedo-intellectual masterbation?

Probably not.

Do you play roles in action movies?

Are you alive today?

Yes and yes. Thats 6.

Do you, maz, get lookalike comparisons to who you are?

Nope, 'fraid not.

Yeah (well, pretty much, if you saw me youd think of me as American)

Reacting to that - Are you originally from another country, however have now become such a major part of US mainstream culture that the sight of you says "american", even though technically you're not?

If I were to stab you in the head with an ice pick, would it hurt?

Yes NITO, and well... yes TheDon

Okay, so are you Australian by origin?

No

........

Are you from the Mid-east in origin? (there's got to be other questions other than these nationality ones...)

Are you a muscle ripped european who has now moved from action movies into the political sphere?

No and no. C'mon guys, I thought this first one would be piss easy for you...

Thats 12...

You wouldn't happen to have a Hawaiian name, would you?

Perhaps... (finally)

seriously, I figured you'd have chosen someone a little less...expected...

Hey, it was the first one, I wanted to settle you all in... guess it didn't work. Anyway, sparing any remaining dignity I think its fair to say that PPs got that one and its her turn. Feel free to make it harder this time.

Heh, I considered it. To the best of my memory Keanu Reeves was born in Lebanon...

What have you got for us PP?

Are you married?