Welcome one and all to the first MM cluedo-esque crime scene game. Someone among us has committed a crime and it's up to you all to solve it. The first one to uncover the murderer shall win a banner and a custom title of Super Slueth.
Here are the clues,
1. This person wears glasses, sometimes.
2. He/She is cunning, and smart, and has been a member here for a very long time.
3. Is found posting everywhere at MM. Not just in the lounge or the Stooges etc etc.
The crime is PP has been killed by another member. (PP, play dead.) Your goal is to find the person who committed the crime, be the first to figure out how he/she murdered PP and the weapon (if any) used. Also the room in which the crime was committed. Search for clues and post them here with relevent links, not guesses. Anyone guessing will be spanked personally by me till their little botties are red raw. With each clue that has been uncovered successfully by a member, that member shall be rewarded with a piece of yet another clue as to the killer's profile via pm. I have left several clues around the place, and the killer will also leave his/her mark around the forum in various ways, so let the investigation commence. sweet!
*drops dead*
...um, can you arrange it so I don't have to go to classes for the next week or so, seeing as I'm dead and all? sweet!
*drops dead*
...um, can you arrange it so I don't have to go to classes for the next week or so, seeing as I'm dead and all?
Deal. As long as you re-read the above post and pinky swear to me that what I've edited you'll never say anything about to another member. Ok? good lol. You now have my permission to wag school for one whole week. Ok, since this is starting off a little slowly, I'm going to make the first piece of evidence public. Man I'm good to you guys lol.
The pieces will continue to grow as the clues are revealed. what? No one cares to avenge my death? *cries in her corner* what? No one cares to avenge my death? *cries in her corner*
Um... who are you again? Erm, what is that?
Tis a clue to the identity of the killer my cherub.
what? No one cares to avenge my death? *cries in her corner*
Aren't you supposed to be dead? *Thwack thwack*. Man I'm good to you guys lol.
Yes, yes you are...cummon people, find the clues, avenge our beautiful PP, bring the killer to justice and fight for the freedom of this board. *cough* Who's this PP everyone keeps talking about? I guess she's dead for a reason... Yes, she is dead, hence why we are avenging her. See? Who's this PP everyone keeps talking about? I guess she's dead for a reason...
some moron from what I gather.. 'tis a good thing he/she/it died... Tis a clue to the identity of the killer my cherub.
Ok then... It kinda looks like a network of islands like... Greece. The killer is Greek! Ithankyou.
Either that or a rather nasty stain... hmm ok, I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to actively participate in all this, but for future reference, are all the clues left only in posts by the kller? some moron from what I gather.. 'tis a good thing he/she/it died...
I guess... but it seems kind of silly and a much waste of time to be avenging some moron.
Oh well, beats the fuck outta me. This should be an adventure... I think I know who the killler is, but I need some WPP help if I'm gonna testify. Did I miss PP funeral???
Girl u r greatly missed, lol.
Now I am off.... :eek:
There's a killer on the loose, n I do not wanna be next... Her body is still on the slab down in the morgue. The coroner has just informed me they have found beeswax under her fingernails..........
PP, Play dead LOL. I can't keep a straight fucking face here.
I think I know who the killler is, but I need some WPP help if I'm gonna testify.
You'll need more than that baby. Finally, a chance to use all the expert training that watching all those CSI episodes gave me.
Figures that PP would drop dead when she owes me some dough. PP, Play dead LOL. I can't keep a straight fucking face here.
I am!! I totally played dead this entire stinking afternoon... check me out, yo- I'm decomposing and all that crap. Schnasty! Nobody's claimed the body... how sad. Nobody likes this PP character. Sucks to be them. Nobody's claimed the body... how sad. Nobody likes this PP character. Sucks to be them.
After checkin' dose dem fotos in dat user foto section, yo, I 'd be happy as a pig in shit to take dat booty - I mean 'body', home with me for some 'respecting'.
Beeswax under the finger nails...picture...Hmmmm. No idea. I am!! I totally played dead this entire stinking afternoon... check me out, yo- I'm decomposing and all that crap. Schnasty!
LMFAO. Bless. You'd be one hard bugger to knock off in RL me thinks. is it *Ou Be hides his muddy shoes in his hall cupboard*?
OK, got it. Ou Be strangled PP to death with shoelaces in the muddy crabtree orchard. That Bastard! I knew I couldn't trust him... That's just a clue. Though it's not enough to convict. Ou Be, congratulations, you are now officially a suspect.
Ok guys, go and pick up the other clues and obtain more suspects. For some reason, you taking baths in hot wax is a clue... Or maybe she's just crazy. I think I would go with that one. For some reason, you taking baths in hot wax is a clue...
As I stated my cherub, if it's highlighted in blue, it's a clue. ;) As I stated my cherub, if it's highlighted in blue, it's a clue. ;)
You're a poet and you didn't know it...well, maybe you did. Bah. eRider didn't do it!
Like I'll believe that, you murderer. Do goats play a pivotal role in this mystery or am I bleeting up the wrong tree?
Thanks, you're right! It was good...
I never touched no body, yo! I was just admiring the valley... OK, was it UT who boiled PP alive in a bath of wax? It has been a while since I have played Clue, but I believe one of the possible murder weapons was a candle stick. There have been a couple of mentions about wax in one form or another. Thus, I can only surmise that PP was killed by somebody somewhere with said candle stick. Still working on location. I never touched no body, yo! I was just admiring the valley...
Prove that you didn't.
OK, was it UT who boiled PP alive in a bath of wax?
Prove that I did.
Both won't hold up in court, for they're weaker than an englishmans morning tea. And yes, there will be a Court hearing thread coming your way soon. Did you think I would make it that easy?
A reminder. The relevent threads/posts have to have a link in this thread before they can be submissable as clues and or evidence. And remember, they will be written in blue! to help you along the way. I don't understand anything. I have no idea what is up with that and I certainly don't have a clue. Does? Anyone? Have? A? Clue? We have to look for the blue.......I am off looking.... PP has been dead for a while now.....I'm guessing she is really starting to smell. I'm gonna follow Niva and go clue hunting! *Grabs oversized magnifying glass and runs off* Prove that I did.
Well, without having access to PP's body... unfortunately.... theres not alot I can actually do except for the wax under the fingernails. How else would that have got there, hmmm? Most likely in a struggle with her attacker. Or it could have been some sort of freaky shit involving her, UT, and a tub of wax. Then all hope is lost.
Seriously, I just dont think I can make it any easier. Ah. I believe its spealt "Aye" hahaha....I get it! it was a reverse clue, so it's actually ia, or having to do with international affairs! Nope, you're all wrong I think 'ai' means 'a eye', although of course, it should be 'an' eye...an + a/e/i/o/u...That's the rule. *Cracks up laughing* Man, this is fucking classic. ai......Hasn't got anything to do with artificial intelligence does it? I think i'm onto somehting.....I suspect Agent has something to do with this! Thats it, I'm gonna go play Good cop, Bad cop.
EDIT - Ok, I went and talked to agent. It went a little like this.....
Me - Agent, you didn't happen to murder PP and do some seriously freaky shit involving her fingernails and candlewax afterwards, did you?
Agent - Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me - The dress you were wearing when you murdered PP?
Agent - Is that a fact.
Me - Does this mean that you are confessing to murdering PP, whilst wearing a dress, you crossdresser?
Agent - Indeed this mean that you are confessing to murdering PP whilst wearing a dress you crossdresser does.
So, does that count as a confession or what?
Hang on, better play by the rules...the link is
here! (http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?t=11694&page=26&pp=30) Oh man, that is the best interrogation ever, hee hee. But I don't think he did it. He's a bot. Which could be the same as a robot, right? And there's 3 Laws of Robotics, one which include no humans are to be harmed by a robot, right? "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Valid point, but what if it was protecting others, like, murdering PP was the only way to ensure that more than one person wasn't killed...would that count? Yeah! What if Agent murdered PP because she was going to murder someone else? Oh, the plot thickens...... *sigh* Agent, my love...still crossdressing like the good boy he is....
seriously, why on earth would you think I'd kill someone? Do I seem that instable? lmfao Nope, you're all wrong I think 'ai' means 'a eye', although of course, it should be 'an' eye...an + a/e/i/o/u...That's the rule.
What about a Universe, and what about an hour, but a homo?
Blue is color of clue, no? Thus, blue somehow related to myster, no? "Blue" same blue as in "Red vs Blue", no? Red vs Blue name of a site with Halo jokes, no? Halo a computer game, no?
AI mean artificial intelligence, no? What market has been developing artificial intelligence? Gaming industry, no? To create new, powerful enemies (bots), no?
These are all clues related to gaming industry, no? Now, multiple members have expressed a liking for games, no?
Murderer has to be active at time of murder to be murderer, no? So, murderer probably very active member, no?
Games and active member are related to murderer, no? Murder is recent, no, so game is probably recent as well, no? But member is probably 'veteran', so game is probably veteran on the market, no?
Unreal engine is veteran engine on market, no?
Latest game is Unreal Tournement, no?
Acronym for Unreal Tournement is UT, no?
UT murdered PP, no?
Mr U What about a Universe, and what about an hour, but a homo?
Ahhh...my dear, HU...Those examples are concurrent with the phonetic relationship between 'an' and the phonemes [a] [e] [i] [o] [u].
Let me break it down...
'A Universe' - the initial phonic is long 'u', not [u], which is short 'u' and sounds like the 'u' in 'umbrella'.
'An hour' - the initial phonic is not from the 'h', which is silent, but rather the 'ou-' which sounds like the 'ow' in 'owl'.
'A homo' - the initial phonic is [h], hence the need for an 'a' instead of a 'an'.
Class dismissed. What about a Universe, and what about an hour, but a homo?
Blue is color of clue, no? Thus, blue somehow related to myster, no? "Blue" same blue as in "Red vs Blue", no? Red vs Blue name of a site with Halo jokes, no? Halo a computer game, no?
AI mean artificial intelligence, no? What market has been developing artificial intelligence? Gaming industry, no? To create new, powerful enemies (bots), no?
These are all clues related to gaming industry, no? Now, multiple members have expressed a liking for games, no?
Murderer has to be active at time of murder to be murderer, no? So, murderer probably very active member, no?
Games and active member are related to murderer, no? Murder is recent, no, so game is probably recent as well, no? But member is probably 'veteran', so game is probably veteran on the market, no?
Unreal engine is veteran engine on market, no?
Latest game is Unreal Tournement, no?
Acronym for Unreal Tournement is UT, no?
UT murdered PP, no?
Mr U
You put a lot of thought into that didn't you...I'm still goin with Agent, I have no proof, but damned if that's ever stopped me. *sigh* Agent, my love...still crossdressing like the good boy he is....
seriously, why on earth would you think I'd kill someone? Do I seem that instable? lmfao
Well, I wouldn't say unstable......but you got topped for a reason PP!
By Eon You put a lot of thought into that didn't you...I'm still goin with Agent, I have no proof, but damned if that's ever stopped me.
We got my interrogation of Agent, and thats good enough for me! PS everyone, the link to my interogation is in a few posts above. an 'a' instead of a 'an'.
A an? Can you explain that one for me? Jesus Christ! This thread has become a hyperbole showcase! A an? Can you explain that one for me?
Just sounded good at the time...Oh! Hind-sight! Why doth thou mock me? Swampy killed PP. End of case. He used mad skills of doom to end her life. I love randomly guessing. This killer's been on the loose for quite some time now...I'm surprised the killer hasn't started going after more victims. yeah, that is suprising. curse those crazy killers; you can always count on them to go on killing sprees and the like. When I die, I wanna be just like PP and post from the grave! ;) DPD has a point, why hasn't the muderer in our midst gone on another killing rampage? Maybe s/he is laying low? C'mon killer, I want some more clues! Screw it, lets just say PP committed suicide. Case Closed. That would be one mean feat Maz, considering how she died. Read more and check out the clues damnit.
Oh and I'm a corpse too. Dead as a doornail. The bastard got me. ARRGGGGGGG gurgle spit splutter
*Officially drops dead* welcome to my world, UT :D
Now, as for all you lollygaggers, read the clues, use yer minds, and catch that bloody killer, okie dokie? So am I allowed to participate now....or is it still considered cheating? You cheat? NEVER! C'mon, Eon, use your powers and find out who did this! Or, failing that, help me out because I suck at Cluedo! Hold on, is it the same killer? 'cos I know UT knocked off PP... Maybe she couldnt live with the shame. So am I allowed to participate now....or is it still considered cheating?
Ok, let me get this straight. You want to play the game when you already know the outcome? Who does that? No, you can't play, you damn cheater. psst..eon, we can collaborate. Together we'll rule this game..mwahahahaaa.... Aww...you meany-mean-do-do head you.
I'll meet you behind the shed in 10 minutes PP. I'll videotape it!
only if you bring the clusterfucks too Aww...you meany-mean-do-do head you.
Exactly. I couldn't agree more. welcome to my world, UT :D
Now, as for all you lollygaggers, read the clues, use yer minds, and catch that bloody killer, okie dokie?
Hey girl, wanna share a body bag? *wink wink*
And Maz, it wasn't me ok. I'M NOT THE KILLER lol. Damn. only if you bring the clusterfucks too
Oh I sure will....we can clusterfucks together... DPD, you realise you're thinking about ahem with a corpse? No offence PP, but you'd be smelling a little ripe by now. Considering you've been dead for how long now? 2 weeks? Ohh you meant drinking. Well that's sick too. Damn man. *sniffs armpit* hey, I've been using deodorant...
What, UT, did you stop since you died? Smelly girl... Good to see our PP's keeping the hygene levels high in the afterlife. By the way, I killed her with a candle stick.
This was all spelled out in one of my posts in the AI forum. So did I, but I wasn't allowed to say anything. I guess you could say I was an aiding and abetting. Oh well. For the record, I knew too. HA! I just didn't feel like saying anything. You know me, never one to talk... So I'm guessing the fact I knew is kinda pointless right now considering theres a whole bunch of smart asses out there.
PP m'dear, welcome back to the world of the living. Thank you, ma'am; it's good to be back.
Are we going to lynch that killer, though? I think castration first, then lynching, though if anyone can think of anything more fun in the middle we can do that too. nobody ever cares about my suggestions of atomization... my genius will once again go largely unnoticed... -sighs-... Given that I could proabably kill all of you from a thousand yards, you had better come up with something a little better than castration/lynching. Eye gouging? Knee in the balls? Marines rugby match? Hoard of man eatting weird ass ants? Nuclear weapon? NMN singing? All of the above? Given that I could proabably kill all of you from a thousand yards, you had better come up with something a little better than castration/lynching.
Fine then, go ahead and pay for that cab from the airport to the strip. Just shoot me in the chest so I can have an open-casket cremation. Oh hell no. If I have to pay for a cab you can expect nothing less than two to the brain pan. Besides, I am counting on you to supply a little Captain. I'm no terrorist, so can we negociate this? You agree not to shoot me twice in the dome for a ride from the airport and a quart of CapMo? Whats your weapon of choice TheDon? If you dont mind me asking... NMN singing?
What's so bad about my singing now? You seemed to enjoy it that one day. I could sing circles around Bon Jovi. Puh. Given that I could proabably kill all of you from a thousand yards, you had better come up with something a little better than castration/lynching.
Bring it. I've got my own army of ninja children... :)
Eye gouging? Knee in the balls? Marines rugby match? Hoard of man eatting weird ass ants? Nuclear weapon? NMN singing? All of the above?
How about we duct tape him to a chair, light his shoes on fire, and force him to watch a Disney/Barney marathon while NMN sings to him. We can sick your ants after NMN to enhance his singing, if you'd like... I'm no terrorist, so can we negociate this? You agree not to shoot me twice in the dome for a ride from the airport and a quart of CapMo?
Sounds good to me. In fact, for that kind of price I might even be willing to take care of somebody should you need it.
Whats your weapon of choice TheDon? If you dont mind me asking...
At that distance there is really only one choice. M82A1 (http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifles/rifles_82A1.htm) Jesus Christ! How many confirmed kills have you notched up in your career? At that distance there is really only one choice. M82A1 (http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifles/rifles_82A1.htm)
One word comes to mind....connoisseur How about we duct tape him to a chair, light his shoes on fire, and force him to watch a Disney/Barney marathon while NMN sings to him. We can sick your ants after NMN to enhance his singing, if you'd like...
You're so evil, I LOVE it...here donny donny donny.
Just shoot me in the chest so I can have an open-casket cremation.
*Blink* Well as long as you know what you're talking about.
Originally Posted by Fatty McFatters
Just keep pushing me...I haven't promised to not throw you from level three of Telstra Dome yet, don't tempt me. Whatever, Fatty-boom-boom. Want another cream cake?
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