The Official Landlord Ownage Thread

Landlord

http://forums.ffshrine.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=1801&stc=1
DonDaddy

http://home.earthlink.net/~ihateuall/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/negative6.gif

What an odd error.
DPD

word...

http://www.ephemeroi.com/stuff/2004/front/040227-word.jpg
Landlord

Quit posting so much huh? Well considering this is my first day here in about a year or so I am pretty sure that I am on safe ground with posting. That is of course unless these boards suck and nobody else ever posts which seems to so far be the case. Hopefully I will be proven wrong.

Also, I use letters. ;(
UT

Quit posting so much huh? Well considering this is my first day here in about a year or so I am pretty sure that I am on safe ground with posting. That is of course unless these boards suck and nobody else ever posts which seems to so far be the case. Hopefully I will be proven wrong.

Also, I use letters. ;(

So let me get this straight. You were a member here a year ago, or a lurker? And if you were a member, why the new name? Oh and ftr honey, it's safer never to assume anything.
Landlord

OK here's how it went down. A year or so ago (actually it was probably closer to two years), I was a member here and my name was neoschoice_982 or something of that sort so I don't believe I have to explain the name change. Back then I was not too internet-savvy and I ended up posting such blatant spam and got banned. Thankfully I have learned a thing or two in those 1/2 years about message boards and depending on what I see I might be here to stay for quite a while. That is basically the jist of it.


P.S. Don't call me honey mmkay? ;(
NMN

To assume is to make an ass out of u and me. And if you don't mind, I don't like to be an ass.

"You know assuming is the brother of all fuck-ups!"
"It's mother of all fuck-ups."
Landlord

Did you by any chance get that from drivers ed? In any case, assuming isn't too bad if it's a logical/educated assumption but other than that I will try to make you look good. :)

Also, since this is spam forum I suppose I shall ask where/what your avatar is from because it is pretty rofl imoq.


imoq = in my opinion q.
NMN

No, acutally the quotes were from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and the ass thing I picked up one day in highschool. Quite clever if you ask me.

Anyways, the av is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's the rabbit scene.
Landlord

That makes sense that you got that in highschool because I got it from a high school teacher at drivers ed and most that I know have heard it as well. Quite clever indeed.
UT

Thankfully I have learned a thing or two in those 1/2 years about message boards and depending on what I see I might be here to stay for quite a while.

Oh joy. Thanks for the clarification....honey.
DonDaddy

...depending on what I see I might be here to stay for quite a while.

Well thank fucking god. The forum has been saved. I was really worried that we would never again get a post or thread that was completely fucking pointless ever again. But now I am not going to have to sit awake at night and worry about that.
freeyourmind

Hey, the man's just babbling, as stooges do.
Landlord

Why such hostility and sarcasm? I was just posting what my future plans might contain. I probably wouldn't have taken time to do so if it was any other forum besides this one. OK so now I am just rambling so I will keep my dissapointment to myself, nice to be here though.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Why such hostility and sarcasm?

Why not? At any rate, you'll find such harsh responses to be second-nature to many of us here, myself included. Take it as seriously as you want, just don't throw a pissy fit if it gets to you.
DonDaddy

Right, thats my thing, its what I do. I dont care if there was a forum called 'Post Super Inane Shit Here' if you post something worthless there I am going to let you kknow how I feel about it. I am certainly not the only one here that will do this either. It is part of growing into the forum. You are a NUG, and will be treated accordingly until you prove yourself otherwise.
Landlord

Point taken. I'm quite familiar with sarcastic/"rude" replies and am known for it myself. I was taking it easy until I was sure that it such things would be allowed at this forum. One question though, why do you consider new people nugs? I always defined them rather by the attitude and maturity they presented as a poster, not how new they had been. If I am mistaken however and that in fact IS why you are calling me that then I guess there is a very high level of intellect here.
DonDaddy

...then I guess there is a very high level of intellect here.

You have no idea.
eRider

.. if it gets to much for you, may I suggest MI?
Landlord

You have no idea.

Haha this made me laugh. LOl,


LOL even.

8) imo
UT

Just chill, throw some shit if you wish, but remember to remain like teflon. However, in saying this, MM is not BrawlHall. Thank christ, for the brain cell count would be 5 here. Never assume anything.
Arsetron

this is you... now please refrain from making this forum a place of hatred and war. keep your childish comments to yourself
Eon

Damn, I need to pay more attention, this shit is funny.
Landlord

You could have at least made me American ;_;
NMN

Asain people are Americans too. You just gone lost your mind if you think 'American' has any look at all. Amateur.
Landlord

Hey round eye


;(
NMN

Hey round eye


;(
No.

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
mazman

I'm amazed this guy hasn't been birched yet.
Landlord

What makes you justify mine and NMN's last two posts as on-topic and my last two off-topic?


And what is birched?
NMN

Banned, and this whole thread hasn't been "on-topic" since the first couple of posts.

Because I can.
Eon

Oh damn, I thought you were saying he was banned...and mazman, so am I.
Arsetron

lol, this is why i appease the gods of MM, instead of trying to blow them up with verbal carbombs landlord....
DPD

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. - Dr. E.L. Kersten
NMN

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. - Dr. E.L. Kersten
Amen, mah brothaman.
MMM

Hello all.
MMM/Mrmonkeyman off of FFshrine, where Landlord originally started on the internet it seems - it appears that in his marvellous dynasty he hasn't gained anymore friends!

Banned or not, I think you should know that LL was quite a lot worse than you realised.

You see, that picture wasn't even his.

Check this out (http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?t=14230&highlight=odin). That definitely isn't Landlord. This (http://forums.ffshrine.org/member.php?find=lastposter&t=12778) is the latent ape you have had to deal with.

We're not claiming responsibility for him, though. He's a turd.
NMN

Wow, nice to see someone with an acronym close to mine. I'm not alone after all...

Anyway, that's nice information. Pretty much told him the thing sucked. The administration knows he's a fucktard.

Thanks for the info. Maybe you should stick around.
Landlord is gay

I'm the "creater" whatever the fuck it is, of aforementioned comic.

Landlord...you're a dickhead, not only for taking the credit for something that isn't yours, but posting something which is relative to FFS only, on a Matrix board. Good work! Thats like taking the humour of the Elizabethan stage, and putting it on American prime time television...its funny, but only if you know what the fuck is going on!

Dickhead.
NMN

So... how'd you guys know to look here?
moses

I led them here.
Topcat

I found it out actually. ;(


<Top-Cat> lanldord's been posting ffs stuff at some matrix forum
[20:01] <Sarah> rofl
[20:01] <mrmonkeyman> mmmtmm (
[20:01] <Top-Cat> http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?t=12168

sry rm. I WIN THIS TIME.
MMM

It gets worse.
The little snatchbandit appears to have been copying me, ad verbatim.
Compare -
http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?t=20377
http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?t=12178

Fucking bastard.
NMN

Well, bashing Landlord publicly about being a total idiot is all well and good, but I will have to ask you all to refrain from registering just to bash him.

Thanks.
Topcat

Well, bashing Landlord publicly about being a total idiot is all well and good,

SMILEY FACE WEARING SUNGLASSES.


but I will have to ask you all to refrain from registering just to bash him.

Thanks.

UNHAPPY SMILEY FACE

ok.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Lmao, that's some funny shit!
PP

haha, he said fucktard...
Arsetron

who are these people? what kind of forumhopping suckarse is Landlord anyway? it seeems he is quite the lonely fucktard...
Rapture

Well. I think you already know who Landlord is.

MMM (or mrmonkeyman) is a guy from ffshrine. He likes to call people cunts and has an undeniable tenedency to often own people, namely, Landlord.

Top Cat (or TC) is also from ffshrine.

...And, I presume that Landlord is Gay, is Meph/Father Brendon. But I am not sure.

Anyway, there you go. Someone should change the thread title to: "The Official Landlord Ownage" thread.

In conclusion, hello, and goodbye. This forum hopping has been quite fun, for the, say...five minutes I have been doing it in.
Swampy

....And one time, at assfuckers.com camp.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/swampstallion/tshirt.jpg
UT

So after reading this, I discover LL is a dog? OMFG he's hideous. http://forums.ffshrine.org/customavatars/avatar10798_1.gif I feel...so...cheated. Just when I was getting to love him. *add sarcasm tags for those who don't know me*

Now, we have moses, MMM, TopCat, Rapture and some others who stumbled on in here to assrape this human wasteland and leave before I got to say hello. One question. Why do they all bar one have a zero post count?

And, I presume that Landlord is Gay

Very astute mate. You be a sharp one there. And yes I agree with you, he is gay. Gayer than grandpa's christmas hat actually.

Anyway, there you go. Someone should change the thread title to: "The Official Landlord Ownage" thread.

mmmmm, good idea. brb.

In conclusion, hello, and goodbye. This forum hopping has been quite fun, for the, say...five minutes I have been doing it in.

Shame you all can't hang a little longer. But anyway catch ya round the interweb.
ThereIsNoMatrix

They have no post count because they've only posted in Babbling Stooges.

While Landlord may certainly be gay, I believe what he was referring to was the member, "Landlord is gay."
Eon

Ah man this is some good shit, it makes my day to see fuckwits proven to be even more fucking stupid than previously...that being said Rapture, TC, MMM, moses etc etc etc...nice to meet you guys, it'd be a pleasure to have you hang around.
UT

They have no post count because they've only posted in Babbling Stooges.

Doh! Silly me. I plead old age.

While Landlord may certainly be gay, I believe what he was referring to was the member, "Landlord is gay."

Now that was me trying to make a funny. Na na, caught you. Too slow Joe.

See Eon, there is always light at the end of the tunnel. Actually, have you been over to the ffshrine? Looks like a damn good site with some awesome members. Very impressive.
Niva

They have come here to set him straight...N did not spam the board. I like that alot....
UT

Exactly Niva honey, and they also seem like a really fun bunch of folks. I'm kinda sad they couldn't stick around. Though hopefully we might see them again.
Rapture

Man, you guys (and girls) are really friendly! And you changed the thread title! Marvellous! Hey I'll post on here when I get the chance. (Very busy).
Topcat

See Eon, there is always light at the end of the tunnel. Actually, have you been over to the ffshrine? Looks like a damn good site with some awesome members. Very impressive.
Yeah, FFS is pretty awesome. I can vouch for the place being totally impartial on the subject.

Exactly Niva honey, and they also seem like a really fun bunch of folks. I'm kinda sad they couldn't stick around. Though hopefully we might see them again.

Oh, you never know. I may pop in from time to time. O:)
UT

Man, you guys (and girls) are really friendly! And you changed the thread title! Marvellous! Hey I'll post on here when I get the chance. (Very busy).

Hey, what can I say? We aim to please. And it's good to see both of you back here again. Please drop in whenever you get a chance and say hi.

Yeah, FFS is pretty awesome. I can vouch for the place being totally impartial on the subject.

*coughyeahrightcough*. Ya'll come back now, ya hear!
Eon

You sound like an Yank UT, lets keep us as Aussie as possible :P.

Good to see you guys back, I might have to drop by FFS later on when I get the chance.
PP

You say that like it's a bad thing... give in to the hick inside you, UT, give in...
NMN

You sound like an Yank UT, lets keep us as Aussie as possible :P.

Good to see you guys back, I might have to drop by FFS later on when I get the chance.
I've never heard a Yankee say that. It probably be more along the lines of: "Hey, you's, I'm gonna bust your lip in if you's ever come back here." They are baseball players of course.

"Yankee Doodle Dandie stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Rapture

Yeah, ffshrine is great! Even though it isn't the most popular forum in the world, its still really fun there.

Wow, when I come online "properly" later on I'll have a little browse of this forum (hopefully), it looks pretty awseome.

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