The Crazy Story. U Write It!!

OK, let's get this started... The idea is, i start a story, you continue it! Forget daytime soaps, here is where the real magic happens :D
You can add new characters, kill characters, make the story line as crazy as you want!

There is a 21 year old who decides to got 2 uni and board with some people. He is approached by a producer and is asked to star in a reality TV show called the Good Boarders, and is asked to board with some people and make their life hell, with the help of nick's (the producer) TV crew...

...our intrepid hero "gary" produces a very large and dangerous amount of methamphetamine in a watermelon and sells it to some schoolkids. Mad with power, he decides that the best way to be the best (at uni) is to kill off the competition with Dual Tmp's. After purchasing these expensive weapons gary makes a short stop at...

... Nick's apartment to find some boarding partners. He hooks up with stacy, a big breasted blonde sex bomb, john, a starwars geek that buys all of his Meth's to 'feel the force' and ben, a smart and cool student who likes street racing and raves. He then goes to a party with his new boarders...

Where a guy named Sven drugs Gary's drink and then proceeds to sodomize him. All of Gary's friends are too hopped up on goof balls to help him so he ends up being raped to death prison style by Sven and his friends.

The big breasted blonde sex bomb takes a crap on Gary's chest, and leaves. Nelson from the Simpsons walks up, "Haa haa!"

All of the other characters eventually OD and nobody notices. FIN

Fulled by revenge, Gary takes his dual TMP's and marches to sven's house with ben(who provides backup with his dual desert eagles) and breaks down the door and kills sven and his friends, moving them down untill they are pepper pots with lead. Gary leaves and get's away in ben's pimped up car.

No more shit guys stay with the plot.
Yo, Arsetron, nice idea with the dual TMP's :D

You can...kill characters, make the story line as crazy as you want!
You said it yourself, so don't get angry about other members' contributions. Gary was raped to death by Sven, as the story said, so he is now dead. As are all of Gary's friends. Create new characters if you want to continue the story. You created rules in the first post, and now are trying to make them up as you go along if things don't pan out the way you'd prefer them to. It would appear that you can't have your cake, and eat it as well.

Ok, how can gary be killed by being raped? oh well... this is starting to suck. l8erz loozerz

Oh yea and the story is meant to have a plot! NOT 2 just get raped by some queer arse sven dude!

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Gary's rape and death as a result, which I'm lead to believe which was due to excessive bleeding from the colon, could have been a plot device implemented by the author of that entry in the story, so as to set up something in the future of this story, which seems to be more rapidly deteriorating with each successive post.

... gary rolls over, alone and confused in an alleyway in mexico. He reeks of tequila, manlove, and cigarettes but somehow he is completely unharmed. after scraping together enough mexican pesos to buy a small cart, he steals some horses and makes his way back to monash uni. being oblivious to the obstacles in his path, gary presses on with stealy resolve. over the next few months gary realizes he has been moving in a figure eight between mexico and equador. he grows frustrated with the lack of progress and seeks employment in the prostitution buisness. Gary is not exactly a traditionally handsome man, but his girlish demeanour and irrate laugh gain him a position amongst the ranks of equador's elite transvestite community, after several months of boarding with a man/woman named Carol, he decides to use the money he saved from working as a callgirl/boy and fly back to australia in style. unfortunately the tickets came from a dodgy source, and instead he is shot out of an ex-circus cannon and lands somewhere in...

(oh and Ultra... please use the edit button, i was told off for double posting and now i pass my knowledge to you... if you gotta say something extra please use the edit button, or eon will roast you)

The ocean. The poor little canon ust couldnt get him all the way there. Gary was knocked out by the force of the impact when he hit the icy salt water. He proceeded to quickly drowned and be consumed by brightly colored fish. Nobody noticed.

-deep within the jungles of new guinea- ...somewhere in the bungling jungles, a young fisherman discovers a series of powerful sacred stones suffused with the ancient power of marijuana. The fisherman decides to oneday to return to the stones and try to access the power within. while meditating between the stones after smoking around three kilos of the potent sacred bud the young fisherman (henceforth known as roy) sees a ghostly apparition of a young nerd, being unfamiliar with horrbily high pants and pocket protectors the nerd calls on roy to seek him out and bring him the sacred weed stones, so roy, fuelled with passion and weed sets sail for america in a small fishing boat, after misjudging the intercontiental tradewinds roy decideds to...

Turn back to the jungle since he has a wicked case of the munchies and has forgotten what he was supposed to be doing in the first place. While wondering throught the jungle Roy stumbled upon one of the local tribes having a celebration. Roy decided that the tribe would probably like to take a few hits, and they migh have some food to share. Sadly for Roy, this tribe consiisted of cannibals who were doing a war dance in preparation for the nights hunt. As Roy approached the small tribe the mighty leader, Bookookachoo, spotted him. Bookookachoo darted from the fire to where Roy was standing and brained his ass with one swing of his mighty wooden club. The tribe ate well that night.

(lol, thats actually not too bad)

..-deep in silicon valley- the nerd who appeared in the apparition materialized inside his computer seat and sighed.... "awwh my gawwwd, what the fuck...." feeling the lifeforce of roy disappate he logged back into MSN as ultramatrix and spent the rest of his days spamming inoccent forums (much like landlord)...


THE END

...except it's not.
You see, next to ultimatrix there lived a guy named Al. He was related to Weird Al in a way; Al was his father's brother's daughter's best friend's teacher's roommate's mother's cooking club president's nephew's tutor's cousin's librarian's patron.
He was listening to Barney's on Fire when all of a sudden a strange thing happened. Al's and ultimatrix's computers both sent the exact same error at the exact same time to the exact same place--the MediaWiki server. It turned the Wikipedia home page into a message that said, "Buy SPAM!", turned Wiktionary into a recipe for concentrated hydrofluoric acid, and Wikiquote into one large sound file, among other things, and caused Apple Corp. stock to plummet like a rock because it sent one wrong letter to the Wall Street server.
But those events aren't important. But Al is.
You see, he's important because...

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-Snoopy

...secretly a homosexual, feeling constant pressure by society to conform he takes a 12 gauge to his brain and covers his apartment walls with funny red shit. unfortunately for him he is reincarnated down the road as a badger and must eek a living from hocking old computer parts, many a tool can be heard screaming in protest to the badgers supposedly "discount" hardware...

badger: it's a pentium 2 233mhz, and it was owned by lenard nemoy before his unfortunate death at the hands of electric letter opener (the chainsaw design never really did catch on after all the users starting dying)
customer: but it can run counterstrike source right? RIGHT?
badger: surrreee... you just need to overclock it...
customer: is that like putting it above a clock?
badger: yes.. its a very sophisticated and complex technique discovered by the ancient egyptians, it was stumbled upon accidentally when they tried to combine mayonaisse and nanotechnologically superior mayonaise to make it go further. They ended up with an astronomical amount of mayonaisse and a supercold liquid that was perfect for cooling CPUs. the didnt acknowledge the fact that CPUs, let alone anykind of digital (or analouge technology for that matter) hadnt been invented yet... or wouldnt be invented for many thousands of years. So they locked it in a tomb somewhere... i can get you some of the stuff if you really want. they sell it down at the 89 cent store for 90 cents, a ripoff if you ask me...
customer: but i didnt ask you.. your just a badger...

and the conversation rapidly trailed into obscurity as the badger proceeded to climb a tree in search of lunch, ignoring the customer completely...

then suddenly from a bush nearby unbeknownst to the badger (because the bush was obscured by larger bushes)...

continue it... and lets see if it takes another 6 months for this thread to be seen.

...came a ukelele-playing mouse. The mouse was a guise; it unzipped the prominent zipper on its back to become Weird Al Yankovic dressed as a rapper. He began to rap It's All About the Pentiums at the badger's computer store, thereby diverting all the customers. The badger retaliated by attempting to ram a Twinkie down Weird Al's throat. Weird Al just swallowed it, sang Eat It, and broke his ukelele by hitting it against the badger's head in a rather hard way.
The badger ran around in circles, dazed, while on the exact opposite side of the Earth an LP was being played in the opposite direction. Someone was listening to the Beatles and thought he heard "Newtonian fractals are so complex that a garble bargle zouss from Pfffffft, Planet of the Giant Dung Beetles, could attempt to draw one for 100 years and still not figure out how to bite a Snickers bar." He thought it was subliminal messaging.
Meanwhile, the badger was being rushed to the hospital while Weird Al was helping customers at the Badger's Computer Emporium figure out what kind of "mizouse" fit their budget.
At the hospital a singing telegram was sent to the badger's room.
"Da-da-da-dut-da-da! I'm your singing telegram..."
But, it went to the wrong one and a psychotic, delusioned guy with a gun shot at her.
Meanwhile...

-Snoopy

this story really is CRAZY...so crazy I don't even want to end it like I usually do with stupid ass threads like these.

I hate to continue this myself, but oh, well...

...in Vienna, a cat ate a mouse. The mouse was poisoned with anthrax, and the cat wandered into a culvert and died. The anthrax poisoned the water, and in ten days over 15,000 were dead.
That is not important to the story.
What is important is that a man named Hugh Universe was wandering, in Brownian fashion, through a crowd at Mega City Mall, looking for both his pet badger (who was mysteriously absent) and something to consume.
He was doing his Christmas shopping. Why in the United States? He just decided to do something different for a change.
A Hare Krishna came up. Hugh walked away, because he was obeying the laws that governed Brownian motion.
Pamela Foxler was eyeing a $4000, genuine-mink purse at Midway Mall. She was missing a Twinkie from her box of Twinkies. She was swept away by a pervert who was looking for someone's purse to steal. Pamela shoved him in the trash can, and, eyeing another in which a 24-carat diamond had inadvertently been deposited, made a dive into the trash can. She got stuck.
Hugh came and pulled her out. She clenched the diamond between her teeth.
"Only human," Hugh said, and walked out of the mall. He reentered it in the Best Buy, where he looked for a fifth-generation iPod.
While there, he met...

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-Snoopy

Some guy infected with the plauge and then every single person in this story that should have never been brought back died a horrible and painful death. END OF STORY.

Let this thread die...again.

...except, you see, it's not.
Bookookachoo stepped over all the corpses in the Best Buy. He was immune to the Ka'ke'ki'ko'ku'ky-Yk'uk'ok'ik'ek'ak Disease. He plucked a Pepsi out of his lizard-skin satchel and threw a spear at an iPod display. It fell down on a pink muskrat, which ran to the door, met it, and fell unconscious.
Bookookachoo walked out of the Best Buy and fired an arrow (with his handy Ronco Sure-Fire CrossBow) into a car. The car alarm went off. A deer dressed in a lab coat and thick, black plastic glasses who had a pencil neatly tucked behind his antlers walked up and asked Bookookachoo the directions to the nearest Stargate. Bookookachoo obliged, gave the deer a beer (which it in turn gave to some homeless guy), and walked away.
Then...

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-Snoopy

along came arnold schwarznegger. 'vat arrrr yow doinng?' he said. Bookookachoo smited the governator with his mighty spear and continued his quest for..........

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...the Rock.
The Rock was a pebble the size of a pea. It looked like any other rock. Bookookachoo was told by a dream induced by drug abuse that he would become leader of his tribe after all the other eligibles fell off a 2-foot cliff, journey to America as a stowaway on a banana boat, find the Rock, and bring 100 years of piece to the tiny village of Yucckk. He didn't buy that last part. It was right about the leader of the tribe, though.
Anyway, he knocked over an eMachines computer, stole a car, and went driving down Main Street.
Then...

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