In honour of the new babbling stooges section I've thought up (yet another) game. In this one, you set out a situation and multiple possibilities/outcomes in multiple choice format. e.g.
What if you went downstairs on Christmas Eve only to see a large man in red with a snowy white beard? Would you...
a) Exclaim: "Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house???"
b) Assume those 10 gallons of Angerbrau you drank the night before havn't worn off yet and go back upstairs.
c) Go all Jet Li/Chow Yun Fat on his ass, no questions asked.
d) Ask him for his autograph.
e) Other
Then set out a new one for the next reply.... c) Go all Jet Li/Chow Yun Fat on his ass, no questions asked.
if it's the real santa i would steal also all the presents.
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When you're walking down a streets and suddenly a kid shoots you with his water pistol would you
a) laugh about it and keep on walking
b) grab the pistol from the kid and break it
c) grab the kid and trow him in a dumpster
d) start crying because you got wet
e) other I'd probably do a) but think about c) at the same time
You are innocently watching TV in an extremely comfy chair when your show ends and coming up next is a really crap programme. You try the remote but ts out of battery life. Do you:
a) Get up and change over on the set - the healthy option
b) Take out the batteries and rub them - somehow hoping this will "wake them up"
c) Reach for the nearest heavy implement and trow it at the TV set/your own head
d) Cover your ears and "Tune out" for 30 mins
e) Other C would be right up my alley.
You're sitting at your computer, bored out of your fucking mind. In the back of your mind, you know that you have a nice chunk of homework to complete before the end of the day. Suddenly, your eyes spot a box off to the side of your desk. Do you...
A) Continue to stare at the computer, mindlessly.
B) Investigate this box, which could hypothetically offer you hours of entertainment.
C) Do your homework.
D) Take a nap.
E) Have a conversation with yourself.
F) Other. Q) all of the above except for option "C" (lmao- why do you think I'm at MM in the first place? ;) )
You're in your room, thinking about that person you met at a party last night, debating whether or not it'd be too desperate looking if you called them today. Your roommate's mum, however, tends to call at least five times a day, and when you're roomie's not around, she continues to lecture you on everything questionable your roommate has taken the liberty to tell her about. Inevitably, the phone rings. Do you:
A) Answer it in hopes that it's that person from the night before, ready to listen to another 30-minute long lecture if needed
B) Answer in hopes that it's the person from the night before, but also prepared to finally cuss out that bitch if it ends up being your roommate's mum.
C) Ignore the phone and just call that person from the night before later.
D) Decide no one would call you anyway and go take a nap, ignoring the phone alltogether.
E) Scream at the phone and chuck the heaviest object you possibly can at it. Depends if I'm frustrated or not but probably B)
You wake up on an extremely hard bed in the middle an empty room. You can't remember how you got there. You try the (very sturdy looking) door but its locked. You look out the window and you realise you are quite high up - too far to jump. Do you: (or rather in which order would you...)
a) Attempt to kick the door down
b) Tie the sheet of the bed to something and attempt to abseil out the window
c) Throw the mattress out of the window to act as a crash mat, should you need one.
d) Yell for help
e) Sit in the corner and cry
f) Other a) Attempt to kick the door down
If the world would be destroyed. and you where giving the change to go on the only rocket to a other planet, would you
a) of course i take it
b) you give it to you're best friend/ family member
c) screw it, i rather die
d) anyone trying to get on the rocket get's a can of ass whooping. IT'S MINE
e) other b) - I'd give it to my woman(No, not Angelina:))
You and your family is held hostage by a gunman, and he says he'll let the rest of you live as long as one dies - he gives you a gun with a single bullet and asks you to make a choice: The choice is this...
a) Kill your mother, the rest of you go free
b) Kill your father, the rest of you go free
c) kill yourself, you family goes free
d) try to kill the gunman with the single bullet
e) refuse to fire at anyone and the gunman kills all of you hummm difficult one but i would try my best at d) try to kill the gunman with the single bullet
When you are in a restaurant, and the soup you orderd is brought to you. and you notice a big fly is in it would you....
a) pick the fly out and eat the soup
b) call the ober and demand for a new soup
c) just eat the fly with the soup
d) demand from the ober that the cook come's and ram the fly in the cooks mouth
e) other I'd probably do a). I'm such a wimp!
You are on your knees facing a wall. There are 2 people next to you. A loud shot is heard, and the person furthest from you keels over dead. You start to panic. Aother shot, and the man next to you is dead. You have only two seconds to decide. Do you:
a) Attempt to get up and run away
b) Get up and turn around, ready to rush the gunman, assuming that he's close enough to you....
c) Take it like man
d) Other b) Get up and turn around, ready to rush the gunman, assuming that he's close enough to you....
If you're in a bar and see a pretty girl/guy and she/he keeps looking at you. would you
a) keep starring back, see who wins
b) give the finger
c) walk over and ask if she/he whants a drink
d) go away and sit somewhere else
e) order a drink for her/him D) Go away and sit somewhere else...considering that bars = alcohol, I'd go sit at the McDonald's next door, eating a 10-piece McNugget meal with a Coke. I don't know what I was doing in the bar anyway, asking for directions? To the McDonald's next door? (That'd be ironic.)
Anyway, here goes...
You have a killer migrane. Do you reach for
a) The Excedrin bottle
b) The Excedrin gel-caps
c) The Excedrin gel-caps two-for-one pack
d) The Tylenol
e) The Head-On
f) Hot water
g) A meat tenderizer
h) Other
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-Snoopy Other. Pain lets you know you are alive and medicine is for the weak.
If people that started threads like this were standing in front of you, you would:
a) Shoot them.
b) Stab them.
c) Light them on fire.
d) Hit them with a blunt object. c) Light them on fire.
I'd time to see how long it took them to notice I was holding a lighter on them.
You're in a resturant whan you notice a hot looking woman coming out of the ladies. She happens to have her skirt hitched into her underwear. You...
a - Point and laugh
b - Feel bad for her and hope someone points it out
c - Call out across the room "Oi! Your knickers are showing!"
d - Stand up, walk over to her and personally pull the skirt out of her underwear, copping a feel in the process d - Stand up, walk over to her and personally pull the skirt out of her underwear, copping a feel in the process.
The gods and goddesses have spoken, and you have been chosen to bring about the end of all humanity. Do you:
a) fulfill your destiny, destroying all that is human to bring about a new age where mice rule the earth
b) Turn your back on destiny and hide in fear
c) Turn your back on destiny and warn humanity that the end is neigh
d) Turn your back on destiny and attack the very gods that gave you the charge in hopes that the spirit of humanity will somehow win them over
e) Turn your back on destiny and get really, REALLY drunk a) fulfill your destiny, destroying all that is human to bring about a new age where mice rule the earth
I've always hated people and liked mice.
You're working at a fast food restaurant, and a nasty customer gives you trouble. Do you:
a) take it like a man, hoping karma will be a bitch to the customer later in life
b) take a bun and shove it in their face
c) bitch them out and give them a lovely squirt of ketchup
d) drag them over the counter and beat them senseless d) drag them over the counter and beat them senseless
Superman flies down and lands in front of you. He hurriedly hands you a crystal which he says will give you his powers for a temporary time until he returns for them in an hour or so. After you try them all out (flight, heat vision, x-ray vision, super hearing, super strength, neigh involnerability), you have just enough time to do one thing with one of his powers. Do you:
a) Go for a quick flight around the city for the sake of experiencing flight
b) Use super strength to stop a runaway mass transit vehicle from wrecking and killing hundreds
c) Use super hearing to eavesdrop on the combination to a bank vault
d) Use heat vision to melt all the ice cream in a ben and jerry's shop just because
e) Use x-ray vision to peep in on that hot bod you've been scoping out for ages
f) Use super sonic flight to turn the earth's rotation backwards, rewinding time to buy yourself more time
g) Use involnerability to enter an ultimate fighting championship and make a LOT of money d) Use heat vision to melt all the ice cream in a ben and jerry's shop just because
You have recently died after finally giving in to the poisoning of your bodily fluids by fluoride, and have gone to heaven, temporarily, where you find God in a rather sad and depressed mood. It seems that he has gotten tired and has chosen you to judge him, for a change.
a) You judge him to have been a worthy and kind God, and tell him he should go to Heaven.
b) You judge him that although he has done many good things, his actions have also led to the misery of many, and thus that he should go to Purgatory.
c) You judge him that because he is finally responsible for all the actions following his creation of life and the wickedness that followed, he should go to Hell.
d) You let out a wicked cackle, judge him to nothingness, take over his seat as God, and change Heaven into a hooters meets miss universe meets "Betty and Suzy in the mud XVII".
Mr U Mr. U: Now that was an interesting one.
a) You judge him to have been a worthy and kind God, and tell him he should go to Heaven...and then add in d's) change Heaven into a hooters meets miss universe meets "Betty and Suzy in the mud XVII".
You've just caught your best friend and your significant other in bed together, doing all sorts of sordid and immoral things that would never happen with you.
a) You burst in the room, screaming at them and threatening to beat them to a bloody pulp and or shoot them in their respective genitalia
b) After getting over the initial shock, you film the scene to blackmail them
c) After getting over the initial shock, you join in, figuring, what the hell?
d) You walk out, finding the best friend's car parked around the corner, and puncture all the tires, shatter the windows, and light the fucking thing on fire; then audibly enter the house, and watch best friend's reaction as car burns to cinders after sneaking out
e) Burst into the house, kick in the bedroom door, pull them off of each other, shoot them both in the kneecaps and laugh maniacally as they bleed; then douse them with gasoline a la "Resevoir Dogs"... I'll have to go with e) there and although i'd proberly act out the threats from a) too.
ok then, you find yourself in an argument with someone over a seat on the bus,they have the nerve to spit on you,do you. . . .
a)count to ten in your head.
b)spit back at them
c) start tap dancing
d)smash their head through the window.
e)rip their tongue out,strangle them with it,then rip out their eyes,drain some off their blood and have the best cocktail ever made lol, I actually had this happen, but we weren't arguing. The man was drunk and just thought I was an American spy. So true.
I'll go with b)spit back at them
even though at the time, I just sat there, confused because I didn't fully understand what he was saying (it was all in Russian and his speech was a bit more slurred than I could fully follow).
You're graduating at the end of the year, and you have a new instructor in charge of your major classes. He looks at the material your previous instructor taught, and decides that he feels you weren't covering the correct material. So, the new professor declares everything you now know to be invalid and says he's changing your main classes back to 100-level material so you can learn things his way. You:
a) flip out and stab him with your pencil
b) cry, hoping he'll show mercy
c) change majors, even though it'll now take you a year longer to graduate
d) change schools and hope all your current credits transfer (which they probably won't)
e) go up the ladder, petitioning to have it changed e) go up the ladder, petitioning to have it changed.
Stick it to the man!
You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and a Collingwood supporter. You have a gun with two bullets. You -
a - Shoot Saddam
b - Shoot Osama
c - Shoot the guy with the mullet, twice None of the above. I don't know who Collingwood is, but I'd K.O. Saddam and Osama and turn them over to Homeland Security, forcing them to listen to Barney music.
You're in a spaceship. You're supposed to go to the Moon but instead you miss the speed by 1 mile per hour (ergo missing the moon by 1000 miles) and instead are going to reach Tau Ceti in several hundred thousand years. Do you (say all that apply)
a) Attempt to get back on course to the Moon, using precious fuel in an effort that might not work?
b) Turn the heaters off to cryogenically freeze yourself and program the computers to thaw you when you arrive?
c) Attempt to get back to Earth?
d) Let all the air out of the cabin, killing yourself?
e) Get even with someone?
f) Reveal a secret?
g) Other (please print): _________________________________?
-Snoopy g) Gather all the liquor I could find and drink my sorrows away, hoping I have enough to die in a pile of my own vomit from alcohol poisoning instead of being burned alive in a crash.
You wanna get wasted after a shit-tastic week of school, but you're underage. Do you:
a) Take liquor from your own home, risking getting caught due to varying levels of alcohol in the bottles.
b) Rally a group of friends together to search for booze.
c) Go to sleep right now and fuhghedabahdit. d)You call da Mr U, get a ticket to the Netherlands, and booze up with him.
What if some being told you that you were forced to experience your life from birth to now for all eternity, without being able to make different choices.
Would that being be
a) a demon
b) a benevolent deity
c) the personification of poetic justice.
Mr U a) and I'd say you have been reading too much Nietzsche...
"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!"
Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?"
If your girlfriend has a perfect ass, great boobs, let's you do what you want when in the bedroom, but has occasional bi-polar tendencies, do you:
a) Try to help her change, even if you have been doing exactly that for the past year...
b) Ignore the madness, enjoy the gladness.
c) Get yourself a new ho. b) Ignore the madness, enjoy the gladness.
Damn right.
You come home after a late night to find your flatmates getting some, uh, "quality time". You -
a - Scream and run away
b - Cover your eyes and apologise profusely
c - Ask to join in b) cover eyes and apologize profusely.
You're hanging out with one of your roommates who happens to roam the building in her underwear only. Right around the middle of the movie, you realize the blinds for the window directy behind your TV (aka right in front of you, that face the outside street) are wide open, and since it's dark outside, the world's getting a pretty good view of your roomie. You:
a) quietly get up and shut the blinds, as any nice person would do.
b) tell her, "hey, everyone outside can see you"
c) laugh to yourself, but keep quiet. Hey, it's what she deserves, right?
d) figure what the hell and strip down too, so she's not the only one.
e) call her overly-protective boyfriend and tell him, along with the names of every guy you saw walk by. f) Wake up from the sleepwalking I've been doing, wonder where I am, look up a map, and take the next RTA home.
You're at a party. You are being forced to listen to Nirvana music, which you hate. Do you (mention all that apply)
a) Plug your ears
b) Calmly take out the CD
c) Calmly take out the CD, which you then destroy
d) Take the punch bowl and dump it on the stereo
e) Take a car (perhaps your own) and ram it through the living room, destroying the stereo, punch bowl, TV, people's bodies, etc.
-Snoopy e) Take a car (perhaps your own) and ram it through the living room, destroying the stereo, punch bowl, TV, people's bodies, etc.
Being careful not to damage my car too much.
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You are in a theatre and some little third and fourth graders behind you are making a huge racket and won't stop.
Do you
a) turn around calmly ask them to stop (LAME)
b) turn around and scream at them to stop
c) without turning around talk very loudly about how third and fourth graders have very tasty meat around the thighs
d) turn around and ask the parents to shut them up
e) Pull out a 9mm and go postal on the whole theatre c) without turning around talk very loudly about how third and fourth graders have very tasty meat around the thighs
just before
e) Pulling out a 9mm and go postal on the whole theatre.
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You are on a Matrixwebsite and happen on a thread where you are asked to vote for the biggest badass evil you can think of. Reading the threads you happen to see somebody has voted for Voldemort (from Harry Potter) books. Do you
a) Laugh hysterically before copying/pasting this to all the friends you can reach on MSN
b) Laugh hysterically before copying/pasting this to all the friends you can reach on yahoo
d) Laugh hysterically before copying/pasting this to all the friends you can reach on MSN and Yahoo
e) vomit up whatever you drank earlier. Get drunk again.
f) Who is Voldemort? And who the fuck is Harry Potter? f) Who is Voldemort? And who the fuck is Harry Potter?
You're sitting at a meeting, and it's taking forever to wrap things up because some bitch won't stop making redundant statements. You:
a) Sit, patiently waiting for her to finish
b) Make snide remarks until you make her shut up
c) Make snide remarks until you make her pissed enough to start a fistfight
d) Make snide remarks until you make her cry
e) throw your chair at her, hoping she'll get the clue
f) draw little cartoons of her having sex with the hopelessly pathetic guy in the corner, then share them with those sitting next to you. f) draw little cartoons of her having sex with the hopelessly pathetic guy in the corner, then share them with those sitting next to you.
You're driving home late at night after a few too many and you hit someone. Do you:
a) be a good citizen and call the cops/paramedics
b) get in the car and haul ass
c) check the body for cash, jewelry
d) throw the body in the trunk for later disposal, planning to douse the body in acid, then incinerate the remains in a furnace somewhere.
e) pick up the body, place it on a park bench as though they were a transient, then drive away slowly as though nothing happened. a) Be a good citizen and call the cops/paramedics. One must be responsible for one's own actions.
You're at the movie theater and the loudmouth right next to/in front of/behind you will not shut up. (This is based on a real experience my parents had when they were at War of the Worlds.) Do you (state all that apply)
a) Say nothing, and attempt to tune him/her out
b) Politely say "Shhhhhh!" or "Quiet!"
c) Say, "Shut up, you idiot! I'm trying to watch the movie!"
d) Dump whatever drink you may have in your cup on her/him
e) Attempt to physically harm the person
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-Snoopy f) Shoot them with a .45 and proceed to skull fuck them to the beat of the background music.
You find out, when sitting in a class, that you are hearing what you already read a week ago, and have the choice of listening the following tracks through your stolen MP3-playa.
A) Carl Orff - Carmina Burana
B) Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries
C) Adolf Hitler - 'Totales Krieg'-speech
D) Prince - Kiss
Mr U B) Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries
You have some beers. Do you:
A) Make shrimp boiled in beer
B) Dump them out becuase you're going to them AA meetings
C) Instead of dumping them out, give them to someone who will drink them
D) Drink them all yourself
E) Share them with friends
F) Take a nap G) Give them to my uncle
He throws them on the burgers he's grilling. Smokes up the back yard, but it's cool to watch.
There's this guy who insists on taking his pet skunk for walks in your yard. Your lawn gnomes (hummingbirds, shiny ball ornaments, or whatever strikes your fancy) scare the daylights out of it and as a result your lawn smells horrible. Do you (please check all that apply)
a) Drive your car into his lawn
b) Use his skunk for target practice
c) Deposit some roadkill in his lawn
d) Do nothing
e) While he's away, tie a horse up to his mailbox and let 'er rip!
f) Write to "Dear Abby" or whoever your advice columnist is
g) Other (please print): ____________________________________________
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-Snoopy Use the skunk for target practice
Someone brakes into your house with 3 other people with Automatic weopons and your the only one in the house you would...
A)Go around behind all of them, brake the first guys neck, use him as a sheild,
take his gun and shoot the other guys.(duh)
B)call the cops
C)walk infornt of them and die
D)go outside to there car and plant proximity mines under it
E)call a freind and ask them what to do
F)go to their car and take what they already stole
G)You dont care D, then A.
Thanks for posting on my birthday!
You're in a paper clip. (Don't ask.) Next to you is a floppy diskette, on which a very crummy-sounding version of Orange Crush is stored. (Yes, you have the means to play that song.) You also have a napalm flamethrower. Do you
a) Attempt to escape the paper clip (using whatever means necessary--using the napalm, hacking away at the walls with the disk, etc.)
b) Play Orange Crush
c) Use the napalm for no reason whatsoever
d) a) and b)
e) a) and c)
f) b) and c)
g) a), b), and c)
h) Other (please print): ______________________________________
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-Snoopy Use the skunk for target practice
Someone brakes into your house with 3 other people with Automatic weopons and your the only one in the house you would...
A)Go around behind all of them, brake the first guys neck, use him as a sheild,
take his gun and shoot the other guys.(duh)
B)call the cops
C)walk infornt of them and die
D)go outside to there car and plant proximity mines under it
E)call a freind and ask them what to do
F)go to their car and take what they already stole
G)You dont care
lol. Actually, I would do C), and then once I was dead, I could use my Lucas Kane powers and destroy them easily :) Hahaha. And then when I was done I'd go to Carla's apartment and hang out. Of course. ;) hahahahhahahahh, thats funny. I would just leave and go to Carlas Meh. But then you wouldn't have cool powers...;)
If you were suspected by the police for murder, and on the run when suddenly you come upon a child falling into an icy river - only to further discover that the police are very close by and could see you any second what would you do?
A.) Rescue the child and maybe the cop will recognize you, but let you go for doing this good deed
B.) Run away and elude the cops, and let the child die a slow, agonizing death while his blood freezes in his veins and his lungs fill slowly with painfully cold water....
C.) Or reply to this and say something sarcastic, because we both know what your answer should be there, Smith's Fan. lol. :):):)) Well.......save the child then start sprinting away and hope the cops dont suspect anything. Well.......save the child then start sprinting away and hope the cops dont suspect anything.
But see, if you remember...I did option A).....and you did option B)......which was nice, by the way.
;) Well i kinda didnt know what was going to happen and i wanted to like continue the game. Yeah, that would be great if you two stopped having your own private conversations in public. It's REALLY annoying. Yeah, almost as annoying at when you put together something from IKEA and you end up with one spare bit left over with no idea where it goes. Yeah, almost as annoying at when you put together something from IKEA and you end up with one spare bit left over with no idea where it goes.
I know exactly what you mean. :lol: Situation.
You are at work and you want to light a sigarette but smoking indoors isn't alowed cause you work at a school. What do you do?
A) Wait an hour untill you go home.
B) Light it anyway
C)Walk out
D) Light it anyway and when someone says something about it you hit then with the telephone which is standing right next to you. D) Light it anyway and when someone says something about it you hit then with the telephone which is standing right next to you.
Do a Russell Crowe job! Smack the bastard right in the head!
It's Valentines Day, and your significant other "forgets". Do you:
A - "Forget" about it too, and eat the chocolates youself to help ease your misery.
B - Give them thier present and make them feel really bad.
C - Hit them with a telephone, as above. B. Give them their present and make them feel really bad.
Remember though Splint, they are guys so the chances of that are pretty damn slim.
You find yourself in an emotional rut. You either don't feel much of anything for anyone or your feelings are completely up in the air over everything. What do you do?
A. Tell everyone to fuck off and go it alone.
B. Try and talk about it and work through it.
C. Take a phone and hit the one that made you feel this way in the first place.
D. Find someone that makes you feel that certain way again.
E. None of the above. You are just fucked up. C then E
You have three minutes to live, your adrinaline is pumping and your stronger and faster than you have ever been you would...
A: You use your strenth to bash your head on a concret wall over and over untill death
B:you use your speed and start sprinting in an Olympic sprinting event and git a gold but go to jail because of what you done and repeat the ABOVE
C:you dont care and die
D:you find a Desert Eagle .50AE and run through the city killing as many people as possible then die c) I don't care and die
You're in a car, minding your own business, and Jack Bauer suddenly comes up out of nowhere and aims a gun at your head, telling you to drive him somewhere. Do you
a) Do as you are asked so you'll not get hurt
b) Drive away
c) Get out the tire iron and wave it around
d) Get out the tire iron and use it
e) Get out the concealed weapon (you have a license) and wave it around
f) Get out the concealed weapon (you have a license) and use it
g) Get out the concealed weapon (you have no license) and wave it around
h) Get out the concealed weapon (you have no license) and use it
i) Attempt to run over him
j) Call Gaines and tell him that you have Bauer
? k) Call Sydney Bristow and tell her Jack Bauer is in her sights - take the shot.
The world is about to end - it's inevitable, a measurable amount of time. Evil has pretty much taken over and innocents everywhere are suffering. You have the ability to help...
do you
a) Decide you'd rather spend the remaining time you have left in peace - and you and your wife/husband find a hideout and live happily ever after until the end
b)Try to help the best you can, you save lives and secure the people's remaining time on Earth is happy - but sacrifice the time with your loved one and die knowing you helped a lot, but lost the one that really mattered most
So which would be more important - the few or the many? In the end does it even matter? A) Decide you'd rather spend the remaining time you have left in peace - and you and your wife/husband find a hideout and live happily ever after until the end...
I don't care about humand race so I chose that one... I would also make certain I would be able to survive as long as possible with my girl. I would try to save loved ones though.
You find out a loved one that has died, has just really left the country presumed to be dead. You:
A) Go and find that where he/she is now and kill him/her. You hate it what he/she did.
B) Find out where he/she lives nowadays and go by the house and say hi
C) Just be happy that he/she is still alive and let him/her live in peace B, then maybe A.
*ding-dong*
Hi!
BLAM.
Maybe. Just maybe.
You're in a box. (For no apparent reason.) Also for no apparent reason, there are two bowls of chocolate chips and marshmallows, one also containing ricin, one not. Do you
a) Eat one; it's the ricin one, and die 50 hours later
b) Eat one; it's not the ricin one, but you choke and die
c) Eat one; it's not the ricin one, but nothing happens except digestion
d) Work out new equations describing quantum gravity and time travel
e) Call up the CSIs from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and throw a party in the box
? e)Other
i whould pull out a random knife and a 9mm handgun and blow his brains on the wall and laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :evil: :mad: :p :lol: What if you are stuck in a room with five guys surrounding you with guns to your head ready to shoot, there is a half dead little girl next to you, and there is a gun inside her stomach. The guys tell you you have to cut her stomach open, get the gun, and kill yourself. If you don't they torture you until you do what they say.
A) You do what they say.
B) Let them torture you to death.(that would last for 24 hours).
C) Get the gun and try to kill one of them.
D) If she doesn't die when you cut her open you put her out of her missori with the gun with one bullet in it, and let them torture you to death.
E)Other. Somebody fucking reply to my what-if question! Damn I'm getting so annoyed at people not replying. E) Other - plzcrymore, imo...but seriously. Here's what I do. Whip out my sick ass new James Bond lookin phone, play the "Juggernaut Bitch" video for them, or some pr0n (on my phone, yeah I know that's fuckin dope). While they're focused on the video, I disembowel them all with sporks, then use a spork to eat the little girl, and stick the gun down my pants. I make no apologies, they all had it coming. You've been told that unless you kill yourself, six thousand people will die a painful, horrible death. You have been given a phone, a gun and a beaker of acid, and are locked in a metal room. You have two hours to commence the killing procedures, should you wish to. Do you
a) kill yourself with the gun
b) kill yourself with the acid
c) kill yourself by strangling yourself
d) same as a), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
e) same as b), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
f) same as c), except you make (a) final call(s) on the phone
g) try to break out with the acid and use the gun to kill your captors
h) do nothing and let the six thousand die I'm going for g here Snoop. My life means something to me and I am not a nice person all the time but 6,000 lives hanging over my head may make even me feel a tad bit guilty so I would at least try to save their worthless asses.
As far as the giving up for the greater good crap...it may have crossed my mind but as I said...my life means something to me too. It would all depend upon if I had a fighting chance of achieving g option or if I was going to die anyway and a painful death at that. Option A would look good in that case. lol
I just think you have been watching Saw 1 & 2 a bit too much. lol
You are trapped in a burning building on the 2nd floor. You hear screaming from a child on the 3rd floor but you have a chance to get out and save yourself before the fire rushes through all 3 floors. What do you do?
a) Save yourself while yelling to the kid to come down the stairs to you
b) Take a chance on you both frying and try and go up to save the kid
c) Go for help and let the firemen try and save the kid
d) Get the fuck out of dodge and say nothing about the kid C) go for help and let the firemen save the kid.
Only because I wouldn't want to take a chance of saving the kid and dying anyway. If I called for the kid I might be jeperdising his life and he could die on the way. If I got out safely I could let the professionals do it and what ever happens would be put on them.
Your best friend and you take a private jet to the caribbean but the flight doesn't go as planned. You run outta gas and the plane goes down; you are the only survivor and you can't find any of the crew. However your friend is laying next to the wreckage dead and your stranded in the middle of nowhere. Its now been days since you've eat'n and you need to other wise your gonna die. What do you do?
A) keep starving yourself and hope help arrives before you die
B) keep starving yourself and die a slow death
C) try to survive by eating the small insects around
D) eat your dead friend and wait until help arrives
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