The Days Of Christmas

Let's make a little song in honor of Christmas. Doens't matter if you aren't religious or celebrate something else. It's all in good fun.
Everyone knows the song "On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me....". Lets do it, but relate it to The Matrix and MM. I'll start.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, one white rabbit.

*sighs* What good memories this brings back.... Hmmm, methinks I need to start planning the New Years Eve Ball?

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... two bending spoons.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... three sentinals!
two bending spoons, and a whi-ite ra-abb-it.

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happy christmas everyone :p

hahahaha! I mean, *ahem* that's awful. lol.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... Four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

Lol. Great pics FK they are really killing me. I just love pictures like that. They really brighten up the holidays.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... all the Smith's in all of the matrix movies...:P, four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

ASF, you're supposed to add all the days of Christmas. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....Six rabbid dogs, Five copies of the Trilogy (asf's special directors cut for the Smith obsessed) Four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

rabid dogs? What in the world does that have to do with the matrix?
On the Seventch day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven guns a blazin, six rabbid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy, four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

I don't know, it sounded good at the time so quit picking on me ok lol.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabbid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy, four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

LMAO. This tradition's ripped right off the Jewish song at Passover.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy, four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

ooohhh... I get # 10.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten black-clad nerds, nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith), four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eleven ships a hacking, Ten black-clad nerds, nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith), four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

On the twelve day of christmas, my true love gave to me... ...
Twelve clones of Persephone, Eleven ships a hacking, Ten black-clad nerds, nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith), four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

on the 13th day of chirstmas my true love game to me, thirteen beautifull babe's, Twelve clones of Persephone, Eleven ships a hacking, Ten black-clad nerds, nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith), four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

on the 14th day of chirstmas my true love game to me,

fourteen APUs,thirteen beautifull babe's, Twelve clones of Persephone, Eleven ships a hacking, Ten black-clad nerds, nine spoonboys, eight swords, seven guns a blazin, six rabid dogs, five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith), four bowls of snot, three sentinels, two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

On the 15th day of Chirstmas my true love gave to me,

Fifteen Blue pills....Fourteen APUs.......Thirteen beautifull babe's.....Twelve clones of Persephone..... Eleven ships a hacking...... Ten black-clad nerds... Nine spoonboys........ Eight swords...... Seven guns a blazin....... Six rabid dogs.... Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith)....... Four bowls of snot..... Three sentinels........ Two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

On the 16th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

16 Desert Eagles under on small tree, Fifteen Blue pills....Fourteen APUs.......Thirteen beautifull babe's.....Twelve clones of Persephone..... Eleven ships a hacking...... Ten black-clad nerds... Nine spoonboys........ Eight swords...... Seven guns a blazin....... Six rabid dogs.... Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith)....... Four bowls of snot..... Three sentinels........ Two bending spoons, and a whiiiite rabbit...

On the 17th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,


Seventeen EMP bombs
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree
Fifteen Blue pills
Fourteen APUs
Thirteen beautifull babes
Twelve clones of Persephone
Eleven ships a hacking
Ten black-clad nerds
Nine spoonboys
Eight swords
Seven guns a blazin
Six rabid dogs
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith)
Four bowls of snot
Three sentinels
Two bending spoons
and a whiiiite rabbit

on th 18th day of christmas, my true love gave to me,
18 trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree
Fifteen Blue pills
Fourteen APUs
Thirteen beautifull babes
Twelve clones of Persephone
Eleven ships a hacking
Ten black-clad nerds
Nine spoonboys
Eight swords
Seven guns a blazin
Six rabid dogs
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith)
Four bowls of snot
Three sentinels
Two bending spoons
and a whiiiite rabbit

On the 19th day of christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 20th day of christmas, my true love gave to me,

Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 21st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twentyone lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 22nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 23rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twenty three Deus Ex Machina
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

on the 24th day of christmas my true love gave to me


Twenty four Matrixmania site's
Twenty three Deus Ex Machina
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 25th day of christmas my true love gave to me


Twenty five Andriods
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 26th day of Christmas my true love game to me.

Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

why don't we change the "my true love" bit to "oracle"?

just a thought

On the 27th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twenty seven playful winks,
Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

Well since right now I am editing my shows tapes at olelo. Because I am using my olelo's computer right now while I am waiting for my tape to get all of the editing onto it. Plus I feel bored as well as happy that I am editing my last tape of today. Then I can go shopping with my dad and get a burger to eat. Because man am I hungry.:D

On the 28th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Tweenty-eight chocolate fruit cakes,
Twenty seven playful winks,
Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

why don't we change the "my true love" bit to "oracle"?

just a thought

Of course!

On the 29th day of Christmas the Oracle gave to me,

Twenty nine christmas trees
Twenty eight chocolate fruit cakes,
Twenty seven playful winks,
Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

On the 30th day of Christmas the Oracle gave to me,

Thirty Santa's
Twenty nine christmas trees
Twenty eight chocolate fruit cakes,
Twenty seven playful winks,
Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!

Well, I don't know about you - but The Oracle bit doesn't quite fit in with the whole "Twenty seven playful winks" line. That's something reserved for being from true loves, not Oracles (Or messiahs:))

On the thirty first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,



Thirty one suggestive innuendos
Thirty Santa's
Twenty nine christmas trees
Twenty eight chocolate fruit cakes,
Twenty seven playful winks,
Twenty six dogs
Twenty five Androids
Twenty four Matrixmania sites,
Twenty three Deus Ex Machinas,
Twenty Two Architects,
Twenty One lady friends in red,
Twenty batches of cookies,
Nineteen red pills,
Eighteen trinity dolls,
Seventeen EMP bombs,
Sixteen Desert Eagles under on small tree,
Fifteen Blue pills,
Fourteen APUs,
Thirteen beautifull babes,
Twelve clones of Persephones,
Eleven ships a hacking,
Ten black-clad nerds,
Nine spoonboys,
Eight swords,
Seven guns a blazin,
Six rabid dogs,
Five copies of the Trilogy (with lots of smith),
Four bowls of snot,
Three sentinels,
Two bending spoons,
and
One whiiiite rabbit!!!