Welcome to the Official MatrixMania Caption Contest! The rules of the game are quite simple. I'll post a photo, you guys submit gut-wrenchingly funny captions, and at the end of each week a winner is chosen and a new picture is posted. You can submit as many different captions as you like. Winners receive 50 points, their name in a special thread, and a pat on the back. Get it? Got it? Good. Let's begin.
Week 1: Oct. 17 - Oct. 24
http://www.matrixmania.com/photopost/data/528/5992mustplaycs.jpg I'd pwn all of these fucking lamers. It is no longer doubted that duct tape, in fact, really can hold the universe together. The gaming universe, at least. "C'mon guys, let me down. It's not funny anymore! I really will stop winning for a while..." "...That? No, the real funny thing's when he finally decides he needs to take a whiz..." duct taped to the ceiling, it's the only way to realy play on-line An excellent start!... Yes, 'start'. Come on people, only five?
DPD, these guys do look rather 'hardcore'... Great entries so far, guys! Let's get some more in. "So, whats your name on Counter-Strike?"
"SpiderMan."
"Why SpiderMan?"
"Cause Im always hanging around when playing." "So, whats your name on Counter-Strike?"
"SpiderMan."
"Why SpiderMan?"
"Cause Im always hanging around when playing."
lol this one rocks :D:D:D 'When I said for you to prove I'm a stuck up little shit, this wasn't what i thought you had in mind...' We really need to increase the office furniture budget. Caption: "NBC News gained access to exclusive coverage of Bush's top
military strategists this week. Press Secretary for the White
House, Ari Fleischer, announces that post-war strategies for
securing a new Iraq should be ready for implementation
sometime between lunch and recess." "Dalai Lama announced earlier today that hardcore gaming holds the potential for spiritual ascension. The Buddha-incarnate also warned for the results, as people are known to spontaneously levitate as a result of their hightened state." - Cable News Network
Mr U The competition is over, neh?
"Yes, perfect hot spot! No more lag!" "Duct tape! quick, kick it over with your foot dumbass. And no I'm not gonna stand up as it's against my LAN religion". Well this died so i'm posting a new picture. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Phoenix_Hacker/smiths.jpg Keymaker: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!
Smiths: DIE !!! We hate that whazz'up crap. Jehovah's Witnesses aren't fuckin' around anymore! Hmmm.. I think I've licked too many keys "Scientists have discovered the key to human cloning."
d3. Anomolous wins....hands down. Jehovah's Witnesses aren't fuckin' around anymore!
Good one, also get's my vote
dead to jehova's :p Anomolous get my vote. That's hilarious!!! Keymaker: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!
Smiths: DIE !!! We hate that whazz'up crap.
I like this one...FK, u get this vote from me!!! anomolous that was brill! my vote is yours. Anomolous. lol I love your humor mate. Brilliant stuff. Thank you all. Glad I could put a little laughter in your day. :D Yes, Anomolous get's my vote too. Jehovah's witnesses. Hillarious!
Are we ready for the next picture? Yes, Anomolous get's my vote too. Jehovah's witnesses. Hillarious!
Are we ready for the next picture?
lol not so soon dude. it just started. come on people come up with something S.M.I.T.H Anti-Burglar system. From now on, no one will enter your shiny white green-doored corridors without your permission and live.
Mr U "Now we're gonna ask you nicely... Give us the car keys back!" lol i got another one
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Sick of those irritating door to door sale's people. buy you're own smiths in hallway door to keep them away "I told you.... no more hide and seek!" k, new pic since this has sorta died. NO, I said I don't want to buy any of your damn encyclopedias!!
....Nice bling, though. Morpheus: Oh what a lovely door... *strokes door*
Twin: Oh what a lovely wall... *strokes wall*
Trinity: (from other side of garage) WTF?!? Twin: Lemme in man, I gotta pee.
Morpheus: Fuck you, whitey, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl. Morphues: This is -my- room!
Twin: I'm gonna tell! Twin 1: Pa, the toilet is flooding with my shit, let me come out! Twin: you know you want to buy a vaccum cleaner Twin: i'm talking about the word of god. please hear me out
morpheus: goddamn jehovah witniss get away
Twin: Now now sir. think about it if you don't join and the world will end you won't be saved
morpheus: get you're goddamn arm out of my house "Come on, just take a couple of our pamphlets, see what we're all about. And in the meantime, ask yourself one question... 'am I a happy person?'" Sweetie, let's not do this. I'm sorry I called you Whore-pheus, but I couldn't stand the looks you were giving that Neo guy during dinner. I'm sorry.......I just.......I just get crazy sometimes. It's only because I love you so much. C'mon.......open the door so we can talk. You're hurting my arm, Morpheus! My car's parked in here too, ya' know. You'll have to let me in anyways. Sweetie? Baby? My rumbling Chocolate Thunda? C'mon I'm sorry. Oh, you are just like your mother........IMPOSSIBLE! Sweetie, let's not do this. I'm sorry I called you Whore-pheus, but I couldn't stand the looks you were giving that Neo guy during dinner. I'm sorry.......I just.......I just get crazy sometimes. It's only because I love you so much. C'mon.......open the door so we can talk. You're hurting my arm, Morpheus! My car's parked in here too, ya' know. You'll have to let me in anyways. Sweetie? Baby? My rumbling Chocolate Thunda? C'mon I'm sorry. Oh, you are just like your mother........IMPOSSIBLE!
Oh my, thats real funny! LMAO!!! Oh my, thats real funny! LMAO!!!
you can say that again !!!
thats fucking great. whahahhaa realy funny :D Morpheus: Oh what a lovely door... *strokes door*
Twin: Oh what a lovely wall... *strokes wall*
Trinity: (from other side of garage) WTF?!?
Hilarious. This gets my vote, though yours is pretty good, Anomolous. Triality: 1 vote
Anomolous: 2 vote's.
seeing as no one else has voted. anomoleus is the winner :p
New one
http://www.dbgoku.nl/gallery/Matrix%20Reloaded/Matrix70.jpeg Neo: Jump...turn round...whack...did I actually hit that guy on my left?...Dodge...kick...slo-mo...whack...bullet time...I am so winning - hey, look! Rude artwork on the floor! *gets spiked by trident* Ow. Neo's Hokey Pokey Dance Lessons:
Neo: you put your right stick in, you put your right stick out...
Thug 1: Like this?
Thug 2: No, no he said right stick, not right foot, see?
Neo: You guy's'll never get this...
Thug 2: Look, I'm striking a pose! Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiive! OW! I'm hot tonight!! Neo: Ok, for today I'll be the new Fear Factor host, and today's challenge is simple, whoever gets poked with a lot of weapons wins the US$1, 000, 000.
Thug1: Why don't I poke you, host? *grabs a weapon*
Thug2: Arrrrgh! I'm sooooooooooo scareeeeeeeed! *dodged the weapons* Off Screen Host : Our next contestants on So You Want To be a Rock Band: Neo and the Henchmen, with Mr Anderson on drums, Thug One on Guitar, and Thug Two on Vocals! Neo: Ok, for today I'll be the new Fear Factor host, and today's challenge is simple, whoever gets poked with a lot of weapons wins the US$1, 000, 000.
Thug1: Why don't I poke you, host? *grabs a weapon*
Thug2: Arrrrgh! I'm sooooooooooo scareeeeeeeed! *dodged the weapons*
gets my vote :) "Do a little dance...make a little love...get down tonight...*bump bump bump*...get down tonight...*bump bump bump*" Neo: NNNNNNGGGH! *snap* Ha! Told you I could break this stick in half! Pay up!
Thugs: AARRRGH! "Everybody have fun tonight....................
Everybody WANG CHUNG tonight!"
The Simulators
"Wang Chung Tribute"
Don't Believe What U C
Arista 2005
Directed by the Anderson Brothers gets my vote :)
Wow thanks dude! Off Screen Host : Our next contestants on So You Want To be a Rock Band: Neo and the Henchmen, with Mr Anderson on drums, Thug One on Guitar, and Thug Two on Vocals!
Kara gets my vote on this one. ditto - that was hilarious girl!
maybe I should find a new picture...
maybe I will... http://www.dbgoku.nl/gallery/Matrix%20Reloaded/Matrix70.jpeg
Neo: Damn it I told them not to wax this floor Neo "Hey Merv do me a favor while I beat the shit outta these two and put my favorite song on." Merv goes and turns on the boom box playing neo's favorite song.
Ohhhh Oh Oh Ohhhhhh... Everybody was kung fu fighting Hi ya, Oh those kids were fast as lightning... hi ya and it was a little bit frightning hi ya...
(Smack, Wack, Wham... Boomb.) As neo fights the two, "Thanx Merv." Keanu loses his patience on the set:
"O.K. Bono.........if you want to sing a song, you'll have to go outside, o.k.? Chin Li and I are trying to block out this fight scene. Can we cut? Can someone get 'Mr. Super-Rockstar' over here a seditive........or a microphone...........whatever gets found first. (sighs) I better be gettin' royalties for this shit!" http://www.dbgoku.nl/gallery/Matrix%20Reloaded/Matrix70.jpeg
Neo: When the music stops, everybody freeze! Neo: Guess which stick I'm using next. Neo: Finally, a scene that wont make me seem wooden! Neo: Does it smell THAT bad? Yar! I will now hit you with these sticks! With the other weapons glued to the wall, and thugs chasing after him, Neo had to improvise. .....I wanna take you to a gay bar.... ain't it time for a vote and a new picture?
http://frip.dk/eRider/erection.jpg
*note nr. 11 and his pants .. *also note the smile of the guy behind the guy next to number 11, and the expression on the face of the guy in front of him. looks like a prison party to me. *also note the smile of the guy behind the guy next to number 11, and the expression on the face of the guy in front of him. looks like a prison party to me.
for those who want names:
Nr. 11: Peter Møller - FCK - Career highlight: Scoring a great goal in the 1998 WC, Denmark vs. Nigeria (4-1, good times)
Shouting guy: Brian Priske - ? - Career highligth: None!
Blond guy: Christian Poulsen - Schalke 04 - Career highlight: Totti spitting him in the face, EC 2004
Dude to the rigth: Michael Silberbauer - Idiot! http://frip.dk/eRider/erection.jpg
"Hey Pete! Chris, Mike and I think this is as good a time to tell you: I TOLD MY DAD LAST NIGHT!!!! HE'S TOTALLY COOL.............CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!?!?!?!" http://frip.dk/eRider/erection.jpg
"Hey Pete! Chris, Mike and I think this is as good a time to tell you: I TOLD MY DAD LAST NIGHT!!!! HE'S TOTALLY COOL.............CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!?!?!?!"
you're freakin' good at this!! No Pete, I said get ready to penetrate thier DEFENCE... This is getting to goofy damn it, TINM if you don't mind seeing as you started this thread I'm going to give this caption a face lift. Alright in a place far far away there was a game called the caption contest and it had rules and boundaries and they were as follows:
#1. one caption per user
#2. votes will be collected at the end of each week.
#3. Winner will recieve "NoThInG!" just a good time.
#4. A new pic will be posted after winner is anounced.
lets Get It On... This is getting to goofy damn it, TINM if you don't mind seeing as you started this thread I'm going to give this caption a face lift. Alright in a place far far away there was a game called the caption contest and it had rules and boundaries and they were as follows:
#1. one caption per user
#2. votes will be collected at the end of each week.
#3. Winner will recieve "NoThInG!" just a good time.
#4. A new pic will be posted after winner is anounced.
lets Get It On...
http://www.matrixmania.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2872&stc=1&thumb=1
........................."PEDRO!!!!!", screamed Ms. Chicken as she stormed out of the conference room, "Bring me my coat and purse! We are leaving!".......................................... Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy: "Then I'm the cock of the walk!" The lengths Kentukey Fried will go to to get these chickens......... http://www.matrixmania.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2872&stc=1&thumb=1
........................."PEDRO!!!!!", screamed Ms. Chicken as she stormed out of the conference room, "Bring me my coat and purse! We are leaving!"..........................................
And that, kids, is how your father used his cock on the first date. "We bring you some tragic news today. This photo was taken just moments before Bill, a local crowd favorite, was trampled and pecked to death durring the match while thousands looked on in silenced horror." ^ If thats not a winner, then I will eat my net connection.
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