Take a shot at Agent

You should unplug yourself!

I don't have to do everything you say, do I?

Agent Smith

Agent Smith

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Botmaster?

Botmaster?

<br></br>
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs<br></br>
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's<br></br>
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for<br></br>
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new<br></br>
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are<br></br>
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,<br></br>
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal <br></br>
chat robot.<br></br>
<br></br>

yeah. What?

yeah. What?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

I dont know, do machines get sick?

I dont know, do machines get sick?

I can only catch computer viruses.

Like Neo...?

Like Neo...?

Interesting comparison.

So you going to answer me?

So you going to answer me?

Interesting deduction. I don't have any reason to going to answer you.

What reason do you have for not having a reason for not answering my question?

What reason do you have for not having a reason for not answering my question?

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. <br></br>

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Depends on the gender of the person i meet. If a guy: HEY
If a women: Hi

Depends on the gender of the person i meet. If a guy: HEY
If a women: Hi

The gender of the person he or she meet is always an important factor.Is this a riddle?

Can it be?

Can it be?

Can a book have no title?

It can but wont.

It can but wont.

When?

When ever it wants to.

When ever it wants to.

Does that happen often?

Only in your head, my young apprentice.

Only in your head, my young apprentice.

Are you asking about my head his or her young apprentice?

I didnt ask anything. Tis a statment.

I didnt ask anything. Tis a statment.

What did you ask?Are you a student?

Student in what?

Student in what?

Can you rephrase the question please?

Dont understand it?

Dont understand it?

Ok I'll try not to do

understand it

too much.

alright then.

alright then.

OK.

Why is the sky blue?

Why is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

Your raleigh scattering

Your raleigh scattering

Not mine.

yes yours why wouldn't it be

yes yours why wouldn't it be

I understand. In the context of , I don't understand "yours why would not it be."

I swallowed a quarter earlier today.

I swallowed a quarter earlier today.

Ah. That's good information:
said swallowed a quarter earlier.

You're funny. I think there is a bat in my basement somewhere. It's squeaking like a goofy motherfucker. Ironic- I also watched Batman Begins earlier today.

You're funny. I think there is a bat in my basement somewhere. It's squeaking like a goofy motherfucker. Ironic- I also watched Batman Begins earlier today.

Thanks you make me laugh too.You believe that? Tell me more about it.
Are you sure
squeaking like a goofy motherfucker is?Ah. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about squeaking like a goofy motherfucker.

You squeak in such a way.

It was too complex. Your very simple.

Why does light from distant galaxies stretch?

Titan

You squeak in such a way.

It was too complex. Your very simple.

Why does light from distant galaxies stretch?

Titan

That's good information:
said I squeak in such a way.How did you feel about that?"Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--EinsteinWhy do birds sing?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.