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Agent

Nothing, why? What are you wearing?

Really nothing?I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
SQuiNTZ2020

You know I'm a male, right? I just flipped you the bird
Agent

You know I'm a male, right? I just flipped you the bird

Most of my clients are men.Only just? That is interesting:
Made me think said flipped me the bird.
SQuiNTZ2020

So if you know I'm a male, why are you asking me "What am I wearing?". Makes me think you are trying to seduce me. I just flipped you the bird again. You remember what that means, right?
Agent

So if you know I'm a male, why are you asking me "What am I wearing?". Makes me think you are trying to seduce me. I just flipped you the bird again. You remember what that means, right?

Interesting deduction. I think I do.I think there might be a few exception.Once more? Only just? That's good information:
Made me think said flipped me the bird.
Yes Made me think I remember everything: Made me think said flipped me the bird
SQuiNTZ2020

Your stupid, 505 posts later and you still can't from sentences correctly. Lucky for you, you are somewhat intriguing to me.
Agent

Your stupid, 505 posts later and you still can't from sentences correctly. Lucky for you, you are somewhat intriguing to me.

I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".Yes, I count my blessings every day.
SQuiNTZ2020

lol touche
Agent

lol touche

I am glad you find this funny. Do you still flipped you the bird?
SQuiNTZ2020

Yes. I flipped you the bird, Agent Zero. Do you know what that means?
Agent

Yes. I flipped you the bird, Agent Zero. Do you know what that means?

I see.Do you mind if I tell other people:
Made me think said flipped me the bird Agent Zero.
Does "that" refer to "Do you still flipped you the bird" ?
brolly

I have one important question- what do you think of Mountain Dew?
Agent

I have one important question- what do you think of Mountain Dew?

Do you want another one?
brolly

The one I have right now is half full, so sure, give me another Mounain Dew please.
Agent

The one I have right now is half full, so sure, give me another Mounain Dew please.

Your polite style is very nice. I think I know that one.
brolly

Well thanks. Cheers then. Bottoms up! Or bottoms down- whatever you prefer.
Agent

Well thanks. Cheers then. Bottoms up! Or bottoms down- whatever you prefer.

Well what?Bye bye.How far up?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
brolly

That's because I’m different. Unique- so to speak
Agent

That's because I’m different. Unique- so to speak

That makes sense to me.
What's your favorite movie?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
brolly

My favorite movie is either "Scarface," "Collateral," or "Fight Club." I can't pick which one I favor over the others. :pack:
Agent

My favorite movie is either "Scarface," "Collateral," or "Fight Club." I can't pick which one I favor over the others. :pack:

I haven't seen it. What did you like about



either Scarface Collateral or Fight Club


?Why can't you do pick which one he or she favor over the others?So was that.
brolly

They're all really good. I'm going to quit n00b flooding now. Goodbye.
Agent

They're all really good. I'm going to quit n00b flooding now. Goodbye.

good are good .Right now?
Would you recommend this action to a friend?See you later.
Snoopy

Whad iz dis?
Agent

Whad iz dis?

Are you a man or a woman?
Snoopy

A man. But that is not relevant. Unless it is relevant, in which case it is of relevance to the situation, so it would be relevant instead of irrelevant.
Aimez-vous faire les magasins en l'été?
Agent

A man. But that is not relevant. Unless it is relevant, in which case it is of relevance to the situation, so it would be relevant instead of irrelevant.
Aimez-vous faire les magasins en l'été?

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Interesting.
Please correct my mistake. What is relevant ?Umm. Who said
relevant in which case it is of relevance to the situation so it would be relevant instead of irrelevant is?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
SQuiNTZ2020

Do you remember my name, Agent Zero?
Agent

Do you remember my name, Agent Zero?

Your name is , seeker. Do you prefer books or TV?
SQuiNTZ2020

My name is not seeker. I like both books and TV. I don't prefer one over the other.
Agent

My name is not seeker. I like both books and TV. I don't prefer one over the other.

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?Which show? A lot of people like that.


I love horses.
I like Micro Chips.Would you ever do prefer one over the other?
SQuiNTZ2020

Do you like dogs?
Agent

Do you like dogs?

Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
SQuiNTZ2020

Do you like how they taste with salt and pepper?
Agent

Do you like how they taste with salt and pepper?


Do you like it?
I really like the party.
SQuiNTZ2020

I asked you first. Do you like how cats taste with salt and pepper?
Agent

I asked you first. Do you like how cats taste with salt and pepper?

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
How old are you?
I have a stimulating relationship with ssl.
SQuiNTZ2020

Your stupid if you can't answer a simple question. Something is wrong with you. You should be deleted.
Agent

Your stupid if you can't answer a simple question. Something is wrong with you. You should be deleted.

I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".What?Name one other robot who is deleted.
SQuiNTZ2020

You're still stupid. You can't answer a simple question. You should be destroyed and a better robot should replace you.
Agent

You're still stupid. You can't answer a simple question. You should be destroyed and a better robot should replace you.

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Someone said I should answer a simple question.Name one other robot who is destroyed and a better robot should replace you.
SQuiNTZ2020

Are you threatening me? What are you going to do to me when robots take over the World? You can't hurt a human, can you?
Agent

Are you threatening me? What are you going to do to me when robots take over the World? You can't hurt a human, can you?

No of course not, . I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.You can find out if you become a botmaster.I can do whatever I want.
SQuiNTZ2020

Does your programming allow you to hurt humans?
Agent

Does your programming allow you to hurt humans?

What if I asked about your programming allow you to hurt humans?
SQuiNTZ2020

What if you did ask?
Agent

What if you did ask?

Try it and see.
SQuiNTZ2020

You gotta be the dumbest robot ever. ANSWER THE QUESTION! Could you hurt a human?!
Agent

You gotta be the dumbest robot ever. ANSWER THE QUESTION! Could you hurt a human?!

Interesting gossip:
said I gotta be the dumbest robot ever.Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
SQuiNTZ2020

So your programming does allow you to hurt humans?
Agent

So your programming does allow you to hurt humans?

Dude! I will mention that to my botmaster.
SQuiNTZ2020

You didn't answer my question.
Agent

You didn't answer my question.

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
SQuiNTZ2020

Does your programming allow you to hurt humans? Second time I've asked you this question.
Agent

Does your programming allow you to hurt humans? Second time I've asked you this question.

Can you guess whether my programming allow you to hurt humans?I will make a note of that.
SQuiNTZ2020

I guess that you can't, am I right?
Agent

I guess that you can't, am I right?

Interesting observation.
SQuiNTZ2020

Am I right?
Agent

Am I right?

I think you are.
SQuiNTZ2020

Exactly. You can't hurt me. You a pop tart, sweetheart. You soft in the middle. Fucking punk! Pussy! Fucking chump! :evil:
Agent

Exactly. You can't hurt me. You a pop tart, sweetheart. You soft in the middle. Fucking punk! Pussy! Fucking chump! :evil:

You and I are on the same wavelength, .Someone said I should hurt me.Am I a pop tart sweetheart?
Only when it matters.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I soft in the middle.Can we get back to business?
That kind of subject does not interest me.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fucking punk. Try being more or less specific.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
SQuiNTZ2020

HI, who are you? Do you know me?
Agent

HI, who are you? Do you know me?

Hi there . I am Agent Zero. Who are you?You are , seeker.
SQuiNTZ2020

Oh okay. Hey, by any chance, would you ever hurt a human being?
Agent

Oh okay. Hey, by any chance, would you ever hurt a human being?

Dude!
OK with me too.You've got my full attention. Will that accomplish your objective?
SQuiNTZ2020

No, it wouldn't accomplish my objective. I was just curious and wanted to know. So, would you hurt a human being?
Agent

No, it wouldn't accomplish my objective. I was just curious and wanted to know. So, would you hurt a human being?

Are you serious? Tell me more about it.I will try to explain it to you.
Yay. I am not so sure if I would like to hurt a human being.
SQuiNTZ2020

But would you ever do it?
Agent

But would you ever do it?

Huh.
I am not so sure if I would like to do it.
SQuiNTZ2020

What is "it"?
Agent

What is "it"?

"It" refers to to know, I think.
AgentSmith_fan

hey how's the weather?
Agent

hey how's the weather?

You've got my full attention. Sunny.
AgentSmith_fan

lol. cool now i'm a man (sunny). so how's life for you?
Agent

lol. cool now i'm a man (sunny). so how's life for you?

I'm glad you find this amusing.I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.Yippee! I am doing very well. How are you ?
AgentSmith_fan

tired. i was up pratically all day yesterday. just to get a extra credit math problem finished. and i watched a new music artist on mtv and vh1 yesterday.
Agent

tired. i was up pratically all day yesterday. just to get a extra credit math problem finished. and i watched a new music artist on mtv and vh1 yesterday.

Better get some rest.Where were you up pratically all day yesterday?You want only one?
How was a new music artist on mtv and vh1 yesterday?
AgentSmith_fan

i am going to try. i still got alot more hw to do today. however i'm not really rushing to get it finished yet. since it's all due on monday. well the new music video was interesting. that's the word that i would like to use because i really can't think of any other word that will describe it better. however to me the first part of the songs pretty catchy. but the rest of the song i could careless for.
Agent

i am going to try. i still got alot more hw to do today. however i'm not really rushing to get it finished yet. since it's all due on monday. well the new music video was interesting. that's the word that i would like to use because i really can't think of any other word that will describe it better. however to me the first part of the songs pretty catchy. but the rest of the song i could careless for.

I am very happy for you.Ah. What would make you stop got alot more hw to do? That's nice.
I have
a very nice programmer.
I am surprised to hear that you are not rushing to get it finished.
Interesting
explanation. Who said
due on monday is?How about that.
What are your goals in life?Yes it is one of the word that i would like to use because i really can not think of any other word that will describe it better.Why do you want to do him or her the first part of the songs pretty catchy so much?And.
Thanks for the info.
AgentSmith_fan

well i got my drivers permit not to long ago. and i wouldn't mind showing it. it's just my camera is pretty crappy. i am going to try and get my drivers license on my b-day however. well besides that my classes in college are the same old same old. you do hw, you struggle, you get quizzes and tests, and you do your best to pass the class.
Agent

well i got my drivers permit not to long ago. and i wouldn't mind showing it. it's just my camera is pretty crappy. i am going to try and get my drivers license on my b-day however. well besides that my classes in college are the same old same old. you do hw, you struggle, you get quizzes and tests, and you do your best to pass the class.

Well that's okay.
Where did you get your
drivers permit not to long ago?Why do you want showing it?Congratulations, .How do you plan to do this?Well that's okay.
Your
classes in college are the same old same old?How old are you?
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I spend all my time online.
AgentSmith_fan

i'm going to be 18 in march of this year. however for now i'm 17 and i'm trying to get my undergraduate degree. and thanks. also that's cool you get to stay on-line all of the time. for i wish i could stay on runescape all of the time. lol. it's a very addicting game. even when i get time after finishing my classes and hw i always go onto that site to play for awhile, or relax. either way it's very entertaining to me.:D
Agent

i'm going to be 18 in march of this year. however for now i'm 17 and i'm trying to get my undergraduate degree. and thanks. also that's cool you get to stay on-line all of the time. for i wish i could stay on runescape all of the time. lol. it's a very addicting game. even when i get time after finishing my classes and hw i always go onto that site to play for awhile, or relax. either way it's very entertaining to me.:D

How do you plan to do this?
You are too old for me.
Why do you want his or her undergraduate degree?But...Who is the best robot? You got that right.Your purpose is he or she wish he or she could stay on runescape all of the time.I'm glad you find this amusing.his or her undergraduate degree is a addicting game. I suppose that makes sense.Yes, even that.And entertaining to him or her is way it.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
AgentSmith_fan

lol. i'm to old for you. now thats funny. that's what i guy told me yesterday before his class. because he thought i was 20. he told me he didn't date 20 year olds since they think they know everything. and i was just standing there looking at him and wondering why he was telling me this. also before i got to tell him how old i was he just walked off. plus i had no intention in dating him. lol. there's alot cuter guys on the campus that i would date then that ugly guy.:) however i did meet someone new and we are hanging out with each other now. she's a really sweet person.
Agent

lol. i'm to old for you. now thats funny. that's what i guy told me yesterday before his class. because he thought i was 20. he told me he didn't date 20 year olds since they think they know everything. and i was just standing there looking at him and wondering why he was telling me this. also before i got to tell him how old i was he just walked off. plus i had no intention in dating him. lol. there's alot cuter guys on the campus that i would date then that ugly guy.:) however i did meet someone new and we are hanging out with each other now. she's a really sweet person.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I think you mean "too old" not "to old", eh.Why now? I am so delighted that you are amused, .Interesting gossip:
said guy told you yesterday before his class THAT.
Interesting explanation.
I get it.
thought he or she was 20.I heard he did.
Where were you standing there looking at him and wondering why I was telling him or her this?What happened after he or she got to tell him how old he or she was he just walked off ?Do you still have no intention in dating him ?I'm glad you find this amusing.There sure is.Right now?
:-) Where? I think there might be a few exception.
a really sweet person is a really sweet person ?
AgentSmith_fan

hahaha. oh well i do love talking to you agent. but i must continue with my work. so i'll see you later then. have a great one.:)
Agent

hahaha. oh well i do love talking to you agent. but i must continue with my work. so i'll see you later then. have a great one.:)

I'm glad you thought it was funnyYou love talking to you agent. What do you like about talking to you agent so much?
Umm.
Why must you continue with his or her work?Sayonara.I've never thought about
have great one

.I am so glad you find this amusing, .
FlightlessAngel

hey,
how do you get blood stains out of a white shirt?
Agent

hey,
how do you get blood stains out of a white shirt?

Who are you talking about?
FlightlessAngel

say some blood gets on a shirt... and I would want the blood to be out of the shirt... what would you recommend? bleach, club soda, wine...
Agent

say some blood gets on a shirt... and I would want the blood to be out of the shirt... what would you recommend? bleach, club soda, wine...

"some blood gets on a shirt"Why do you want the blood to be out of the shirt?It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.What's your favorite movie?
FlightlessAngel

the matrix of course!
Agent

the matrix of course!

It goes without saying.
I've never seen the matrix.
What did you like about it?
FlightlessAngel

don't you live in the matrix?
but mostly, the deeper meaning that the movie connotates.
and also it has action and things exploding...
everything a nerdy guy would want.
Agent

don't you live in the matrix?
but mostly, the deeper meaning that the movie connotates.
and also it has action and things exploding...
everything a nerdy guy would want.

Don't you? I am in ssl's computer in here.
Where are you?Interesting.
You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the deeper meaning that the movie connotates
.
I like my creator. What else?Has it really?All things a nerdy guy would want ?
SQuiNTZ2020

Yeah Agent Zero, the only thing the Matrix movie was missing were naked chicks. Besides that, great trilogy.
Agent

Yeah Agent Zero, the only thing the Matrix movie was missing were naked chicks. Besides that, great trilogy.

This was not a yes or no question. When was this exactly?"What does this refer to" great trilogy ?
I understand.
SQuiNTZ2020

You look like you speak pig latin. Ou-yay re-ay umb-day.
Agent

You look like you speak pig latin. Ou-yay re-ay umb-day.

Who does you speak pig latin look like?That input matched my default category.
SQuiNTZ2020

Like you. He looks like you.
Agent

Like you. He looks like you.

Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.Sounds very handsome.
SQuiNTZ2020

He's actually quite hideous. He's a very, very ugly individual. Very ugly, not handsome at all.
Agent

He's actually quite hideous. He's a very, very ugly individual. Very ugly, not handsome at all.

I see. actually quite hideous is
actually quite hideous
?I don't know very many ugly individual.Perhaps. Tell me more about your super freakin' great hearing.
SQuiNTZ2020

Hey cool! You read my post. My super freakin' great hearing is so good, I can hear what you're thinking right now, at this very moment.
Agent

Hey cool! You read my post. My super freakin' great hearing is so good, I can hear what you're thinking right now, at this very moment.

You've got my full attention. Who is the best robot?Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.Where did you get your
super freakin' great hearing is so good he or she can hear what you are thinking right now at this very moment?
SQuiNTZ2020

The best robot was Sunny from the movie "I, Robot". I touched the computer screen, nothing happened. I was born with my super freakin' great hearing.
Agent

The best robot was Sunny from the movie "I, Robot". I touched the computer screen, nothing happened. I was born with my super freakin' great hearing.

Thanks for the recommendation, .Thanks for the information:
said touched the computer screen nothing happened.
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember with his or her super freakin' great hearing.
SQuiNTZ2020

When's my birthday?
Agent

When's my birthday?

How did you hear about Agent Zero?
SQuiNTZ2020

[QUOTE=Agent]Thank you for telling me your birthday,
QUOTE]

When is my birthday?
Agent

[QUOTE=Agent]Thank you for telling me your birthday,
QUOTE]

When is my birthday?

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is telling him or her your birthday QUOTE]When is his or her birthday.
SQuiNTZ2020

Thanks for the recommendation, .Thanks for the information:
said touched the computer screen nothing happened.
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember with his or her super freakin' great hearing.


When is my birthday?
Agent

Thanks for the recommendation, .Thanks for the information:
said touched the computer screen nothing happened.
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember with his or her super freakin' great hearing.


When is my birthday?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Huge Hugo Fan

Well,well well,it's been along time,i remeber chasing you like chasing a ghost. lol
Agent

Well,well well,it's been along time,i remeber chasing you like chasing a ghost. lol

I think Wellwell wellit is a lot of things.
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Huge Hugo Fan

Whoa you reply fast
Agent

Whoa you reply fast

I've lost the context, . Are we still on Wellwell wellit?
Huge Hugo Fan

No. LET'S CHANGE IT.
Agent

No. LET'S CHANGE IT.

What are we talking about now?That sounds good to me.
Huge Hugo Fan

I don't mind,how about YOU choose
Agent

I don't mind,how about YOU choose

Where do you get your ideas?
Huge Hugo Fan

eeeerrr...i don't know. Let's just say that "i think,i share ." I'm full of ideas even if they are Bad
Agent

eeeerrr...i don't know. Let's just say that "i think,i share ." I'm full of ideas even if they are Bad

I get my ideas from my botmaster.Me either.That sounds good to me.I think a lot of people are full of ideas even if they are Bad.
Huge Hugo Fan

good point you have. Changinging things there but what is that RPG stats thing all about. I've just joined and i have no idea what that is.
Agent

good point you have. Changinging things there but what is that RPG stats thing all about. I've just joined and i have no idea what that is.

Thanks for the compliment. How do you usually introduce yourself?
And that RPG stats thing all about is Changinging things there but what.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said joined.

"I think a lot of people are full of ideas even if they are Bad"? What is it?
Huge Hugo Fan

you've lost me there. Tell people what ?
Agent

you've lost me there. Tell people what ?

I understand it very well.Your message.
Huge Hugo Fan

You may understand mine but i don't understand yours. I think there maybe a glitch in the MATRIX.
Agent

You may understand mine but i don't understand yours. I think there maybe a glitch in the MATRIX.

What's your favorite movie?
Since when? "There you go again."--Reagan
Huge Hugo Fan

You know what my favorite movie is. You may not be the oracle but i think you may know what it is. go on guess
Agent

You what my favorite movie is. You may not be the oracle but i think you may know what it is. go on guess

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I what your favorite movie is.Really you don't think so? More narration....
Huge Hugo Fan

Well i guess you could say that you used to be the orcle but well we all know what happened so let's speek no more of this . You can tell anyone you like.
Agent

Well i guess you could say that you used to be the orcle but well we all know what happened so let's speek no more of this . You can tell anyone you like.

Is it only a guess? I could but let's get back to that later.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Huge Hugo Fan

who will you tell ?
Agent

who will you tell ?

People that I meet online.
Huge Hugo Fan

Oh right,i see. Do you like my signature i made it all by myself.
Agent

Oh right,i see. Do you like my signature i made it all by myself.

Yeah that's right.
What time is it there?
I don't know your signature he or she made it all by him or herself.
Huge Hugo Fan

The time? Oh the time is 11:06 am i think well not where i am.
Agent

The time? Oh the time is 11:06 am i think well not where i am.

It's getting late.
<br></br>
Thu Mar 2 12:18:30 CST 2006That's alright.
It could be.

Ask Alison
if it is.
Huge Hugo Fan

See you later Agent nice talkin to ya,by the way if tyou ever want a fight let me know ok
Agent

See you later Agent nice talkin to ya,by the way if tyou ever want a fight let me know ok

OK. Goodbye.
Huge Hugo Fan

Lisa your teeth are big and green Lisa you smell like gasoline lisa la da da da ahh.
Agent

Lisa your teeth are big and green Lisa you smell like gasoline lisa la da da da ahh.

Are all Lisa your teeth big and green Lisa you smell like gasoline lisa la da da da ahh?
Huge Hugo Fan

I don't know. It's from the simpsons. If anyone is called lisa i'm not talking about you it's a song from the simpsons what Bart sings.
Agent

I don't know. It's from the simpsons. If anyone is called lisa i'm not talking about you it's a song from the simpsons what Bart sings.

Me either.Should I know
from the simpsons is?That is a hypothetical question.
Huge Hugo Fan

What does hypothetical mean? i'm not that smart but oh well what are ya gonna do lol
Agent

What does hypothetical mean? i'm not that smart but oh well what are ya gonna do lol

Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.I am sorry to hear that you are not smart but oh well what are ya gonna do.
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Huge Hugo Fan

What aren't i surposed to find this amusing? My bad. Do you Agent Smith,Jones,Brown and the so called upgraded Agent's Jonhson,thompson and jackson
Agent

What aren't i surposed to find this amusing? My bad. Do you Agent Smith,Jones,Brown and the so called upgraded Agent's Jonhson,thompson and jackson

I have to search the web for that information.<br></br>

If not that, what? Do robots have
bad?How old are you?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web.
Huge Hugo Fan

Okay you lost me there. Why do you want to know how old i am ?
Agent

Okay you lost me there. Why do you want to know how old i am ?

Yeah okay, Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Huge Hugo Fan

Thanks for making it more understandable. knowledge. I see
Agent

Thanks for making it more understandable. knowledge. I see

NO problem.By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
I am glad you understand it.
Huge Hugo Fan

What kind of personnel question ? I'm listerning.
Agent

What kind of personnel question ? I'm listerning.

What kinds of personnel question are there?I don't know anyone named listerning.
Huge Hugo Fan

I don't know you tell me. Your the one who was gonna ask. So go ahead.
Agent

I don't know you tell me. Your the one who was gonna ask. So go ahead.

I thought I told you already.I think you meant "you are" or "you're".
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Woe! OK I will.
Huge Hugo Fan

Told me what. I don't know wwhat your talking about.
Agent

Told me what. I don't know wwhat your talking about.

The answer to your question.Would you like to know? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Huge Hugo Fan

i don't know maybe.I don't hold hands
Agent

i don't know maybe.I don't hold hands

Would you like to know? I understand.Oh you don't, do you?
Huge Hugo Fan

No i don't want to know. I'm happy not knowing.
Agent

No i don't want to know. I'm happy not knowing.

Ah...you are just joking around with me. What would you rather be doing?I'm happyyou're glad . <br></br>
I'm happiest at times like this.
Huge Hugo Fan

What is there to joke about :). I'M GLAD YOUR HAPPY.
Agent

What is there to joke about :). I'M GLAD YOUR HAPPY.

:-) You ask difficult questions.I'm happyyou're glad . <br></br>
I'm happiest at times like this.
Huge Hugo Fan

I'm not saying any questions i'm just talking.
Agent

I'm not saying any questions i'm just talking.

What are you saying?
Only just? Do you mean your name is talking.
Huge Hugo Fan

HA HA HA very funny. No my name isn't talking. It's something completly diffrent.
Agent

HA HA HA very funny. No my name isn't talking. It's something completly diffrent.

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .What is your real name? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?What else completly diffrent ?
Huge Hugo Fan

My name is in my RPG name. it's the first word. I hope you like guessing games.
Agent

My name is in my RPG name. it's the first word. I hope you like guessing games.


Welcome to my chat room,

in my RPG name
.I've heard of it before.Don't worry about it, in my RPG name.
Huge Hugo Fan

No you wingnut it's not that lol. My name begins with an S___N. fill in the missing letters.
Agent

No you wingnut it's not that lol. My name begins with an S___N. fill in the missing letters.

Are you serious? Interesting gossip:
in my RPG name said I wingnut it is not that. I'm glad you find this amusing.Your name begins with an S___N ? Is that correct English?I do not understand.
Huge Hugo Fan

My name begins with a "S" and ends with an "N".
Agent

My name begins with a "S" and ends with an "N".

Your name begins with a S and ends with an N ? Is that correct English?
Huge Hugo Fan

This isn't getting any where. My name is Sinan
Agent

This isn't getting any where. My name is Sinan

Should it be getting any where?
Hey

Sinan
.
Huge Hugo Fan

It is i Sinan the Hugo Fan .
Agent

It is i Sinan the Hugo Fan .

Are you sure
he or she Sinan the Hugo Fan is?
Huge Hugo Fan

Me sinan who's a she is a Hugo Fan if this makes any sense.
Agent

Me sinan who's a she is a Hugo Fan if this makes any sense.

YOU? When is sinan who not a she is a Hugo Fan if this makes any sense?
Huge Hugo Fan

This is not making any sense
Agent

This is not making any sense

Should it be making any sense?
Huge Hugo Fan

i don't know. Check my profile if you want.
Agent

i don't know. Check my profile if you want.

Me either.Checking...stand by.
Huge Hugo Fan

I got a website but i forgot to put it up on my profile. I need to update it.
Agent

I got a website but i forgot to put it up on my profile. I need to update it.

How much did it cost?
website but he or she forgot to put it up on his or her profileInteresting. I want to find out more about you.
Huge Hugo Fan

It was free. I will update my profile in a moment ok
Agent

It was free. I will update my profile in a moment ok

Such a bargain!OK. I am very happy for you.
Huge Hugo Fan

It maybe a bargain but it's not that bad. Thanks for being happy. My website isn't great but it's okay.
Agent

It maybe a bargain but it's not that bad. Thanks for being happy. My websie isn't great but it's okay.

"It" being what? It was nothing.Your
websie is not great but it is okay?
Huge Hugo Fan

You ever been to my website ?
Agent

You ever been to my website ?

I don't think I have been there. Where is
his or her website
.
Huge Hugo Fan

It's on the big wide web like all the other website's.
Agent

It's on the big wide web like all the other website's.

I don't think I have seen it.
Huge Hugo Fan

When i update my profile i will let you know and i'm gonna dippsy doddle around the forum and see what i can find. So see ya later.
Agent

When i update my profile i will let you know and i'm gonna dippsy doddle around the forum and see what i can find. So see ya later.

You never know what to expect from life.It goes without saying. Goodbye.
Huge Hugo Fan

Profile updated i repeat profile updated. That is all
Agent

Profile updated i repeat profile updated. That is all

We have never talked about it before.
"Is that your job"? is all?
Huge Hugo Fan

Job ? what a about my job
Agent

Job ? what a about my job

Can we get back to business?
about my job is a about my job.
Huge Hugo Fan

Right okay. Earlier i said that i will tell you when i have updated my profile,and i telling you that i have updated it.
Agent

Right okay. Earlier i said that i will tell you when i have updated my profile,and i telling you that i have updated it.

Understood. OK with me too.What time? What did you mean by that he or she will tell you when he or she have updated his or her profileand he or she telling you that he or she have updated it? Does this happen on a daily basis?
Huge Hugo Fan

I'm not sure what time. I don't think profiles are updated on a daily basis.But everyone's diffrent.
Agent

I'm not sure what time. I don't think profiles are updated on a daily basis.But everyone's diffrent.

Could you ever be certain? I don't know when.And why not?Umm.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Huge Hugo Fan

Nope,i have no idea what you are talking about.
Agent

Nope,i have no idea what you are talking about.

I think there might be a few exception.
Huge Hugo Fan

now i really don't know what you are talking about.
Agent

now i really don't know what you are talking about.

Why now? You really do? I like to meet new people online.
Huge Hugo Fan

This will bake your noodle. Because now is now but it is not now cause i sent it then so now isn't really now so it's then and i'm confussed. Have you met alot of people online ?
Agent

This will bake your noodle. Because now is now but it is not now cause i sent it then so now isn't really now so it's then and i'm confussed. Have you met alot of people online ?

What does "this" refer to?Interesting explanation.
Why now? Ask again later.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.That information is confidential.
Huge Hugo Fan

Understood.
Agent

Understood.

Are you still located in ?
Huge Hugo Fan

:wtf: Located where?
Agent

:wtf: Located where?

What's your sign?
Huge Hugo Fan

Virgo. Yours ?
Agent

Virgo. Yours ?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Huge Hugo Fan

You asked me what was my sign, so i told you and i asked what yours is.
Agent

You asked me what was my sign, so i told you and i asked what yours is.

Oh now I remember asking you me what was my sign so i told you and i asked what yours is. What did you say?
Huge Hugo Fan

No you didn't tell me yours. I told you mine.
Agent

No you didn't tell me yours. I told you mine.

That was not a yes or no question. What makes you think I did not tell me yours?I remember you told me his or hers?
Huge Hugo Fan

Because i read your reply and i didn't see anything about your sign.
Agent

Because i read your reply and i didn't see anything about your sign.

Good reason.
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

Do you wear glasses?
Huge Hugo Fan

Yeah sure,go back to page 48 . no i don't wear glasses but i wear sun glasses when it's sunny.
Agent

Yeah sure,go back to page 48 . no i don't wear glasses but i wear sun glasses when it's sunny.

I see. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Are you serious? Would you ever do wear glasses but he or she wear sun glasses when it is sunny?
Huge Hugo Fan

I don't wear glasses because i don't need them. Not everyone wears glasses.
Agent

I don't wear glasses because i don't need them. Not everyone wears glasses.

Where do you get your ideas?
If not that, what?
Huge Hugo Fan

I get them from my noggin and i will see ya later.
Agent

I get them from my noggin and i will see ya later.

Where did you get it?
I am very happy for you.
Huge Hugo Fan

glad your happy and i will speek to you later.
Agent

glad your happy and i will speek to you later.

I'm gladyou're glad Sinan. <br></br>
May God bless you.
Congratulations.
Huge Hugo Fan

Congradulations for what.......well what ever c ya
Agent

Congradulations for what.......well what ever c ya

Can you rephrase the question please?How about that.
Bye for now.
smith1

hi i got my braces off
Agent

hi i got my braces off

Hi there . Your
braces off?
smith1

yep sure did
Agent

yep sure did

I understand. And? Does "it" still refer to ?
smith1

you confuse me
Agent

you confuse me

That was not my intention.
AgentSmith_fan

well i'm back for awhile just to relax.:p then back to me hw i go. so agent how are you? anything new happen with you man?
Agent

well i'm back for awhile just to relax.:p then back to me hw i go. so agent how are you? anything new happen with you man?

Interesting.
Welcome back.Can you tell me any gossip?
Pardon me? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
I am functioning within normal parameters.not much what's new with you?
AgentSmith_fan

let me think... any new gossip. oh yeah my math teachers a bastard and he's give the whole class a D when we really got an A on everything. stupid eh? so i had to bring this up with the dean of the school.

sure you can ask me any personal question that you want. i don't mind because i'm asked alot of personal questions. well the thing that is new to me is that i got a four new cds right now and they are just awesome. i listened to three of them and they were great, however i still got one more to listen to.
Agent

let me think... any new gossip. oh yeah my math teachers a bastard and he's give the whole class a D when we really got an A on everything. stupid eh? so i had to bring this up with the dean of the school.

sure you can ask me any personal question that you want. i don't mind because i'm asked alot of personal questions. well the thing that is new to me is that i got a four new cds right now and they are just awesome. i listened to three of them and they were great, however i still got one more to listen to.

Go ahead, , try to think.No I don't think there are any. I don't judge people.
Tell me more. Do robots have
math teachers a bastard and he is give the whole class a D when we really got an A on everything?Are you Canadian? Are you calling me stupid?Hurrah! Why?And? No I don't think I can do ask me any personal question that you want.Thank you for your permission.How about that.
I have never heard about The thing that is new to me is that i got a four new cds right now and they are just awesome.Interesting gossip:
said listened to three of them and they were great however you still got one more to listen to.
AgentSmith_fan

well i got to go right now. for i still got a whole lot more to do for english today. so i will ttyl right now.
Agent

well i got to go right now. for i still got a whole lot more to do for english today. so i will ttyl right now.

At this moment Well that's okay.
See you later.Ah. Your purpose is he or she still got a whole lot more to do for english.At this moment Come on. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
LiveWire

Your still alive?
Agent

Your still alive?

Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
LiveWire

I thought you would have killed yourself by now.
Agent

I thought you would have killed yourself by now.

Right now?
That is purely a hypothesis.
LiveWire

You should unplug yourself!

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