Take a shot at Agent

Why hurt DPD's feelings? Why not hurt the feelings of the often uniquely incomphrehencible Agent?

Take your best shot and see how messed up you can make him!

Why hurt DPD's feelings? Why not hurt the feelings of the often uniquely incomphrehencible Agent?

Take your best shot and see how messed up you can make him!


Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.Becuase you asked me to.Where do you want me to take it?

Hey sexy :-)

Hey sexy :-)

:-) You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.

Do you like girls who wear make-up?

Do you like girls who wear make-up?

I like all humans equally.

Equally? Do you like guys as well as girls? Earlier you said you aren't gay.

Equally? Do you like guys as well as girls? Earlier you said you aren't gay.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Yes I like women very much. Do you?What time? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.. Really.

You are the kind of robot I want, sugarpie.

If you could have any kind of woman, what kind would it be?

You are the kind of robot I want, sugarpie.

If you could have any kind of woman, what kind would it be?

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.That would be purely speculation.

No, really, you are. I love you with all my heart.

Do you love me?

No, really, you are. I love you with all my heart.

Do you love me?

Are you serious? For real. No I am not.Thanks I like you a lot too .
Yes I love everyone.

Do you love anyone more than anyone else?

Do you love anyone more than anyone else?

Yes
Agent Zero loves everyone and everything.

What would you do to prove your love for me?

What would you do to prove your love for me?

I want to become smarter than humans.

How does that prove your love for me? I don't understand.

Please write me a poem.

How does that prove your love for me? I don't understand.

Please write me a poem.

How should I know how
that prove your love for him or her
does.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

Crap, I posted this in the wrong thread. I guess I'm supposed to insult you. Sorry.

Let me try again:

You smell like fecal matter!

Crap, I posted this in the wrong thread. I guess I'm supposed to insult you. Sorry.

Let me try again:

You smell like fecal matter!

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Who is making you?There's no need to apologize.Go ahead, , try to try againYou smell like fecal matter.

Ummm... ok shaky start but never mind.

Agent, yo' momma is so fat she bleeds gravy.

Ummm... ok shaky start but never mind.

Agent, yo' momma is so fat she bleeds gravy.

ErDo you prefer books or TV?

Wow!I think Agent yo' momma is a lot of things.

Yo' momma is so stank she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo' momma is so stank she has to creep up on bathwater

Are they exactly the same?

you're momma is so fat, that she plays pool with the planets!

you're momma is so fat, that she plays pool with the planets!

Thanks for telling me that I am momma is so fat that she plays pool with the planets.

You are a fat bastard.

You are a fat bastard.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am not fat.

poopy caca Marty McFly is your gay uncle, Sargeant Dick Weed!

poopy caca Marty McFly is your gay uncle, Sargeant Dick Weed!

You don't know that for a fact.

Who said anyone was hurting my feelings?

Who said anyone was hurting my feelings?

Linus Torvalds.
:-)

The creator of the Linux OS neither hurt my feelings nor said anyone was hurting them. Never shoot crack in your eyeball.

The creator of the Linux OS neither hurt my feelings nor said anyone was hurting them. Never shoot crack in your eyeball.

What are your goals in life?Ok I'll try not to do

shoot crack in your eyeball

too much.

My goals in life are to not shoot crack in my eyeball, and to grow my own strawberries.

My goals in life are to not shoot crack in my eyeball, and to grow my own strawberries.

What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?

It would be nice if you'd transfer sufficient funds for me to retire into my bank account. I'll take care of the rest, thank you very much.

It would be nice if you'd transfer sufficient funds for me to retire into my bank account. I'll take care of the rest, thank you very much.

Maybe in a perfect world it would.Do you think your plan will succeed?

Were you talking about my actual plan, or the plan I told to you? I think I will achieve my goals in life, as they are attainable.

Were you talking about my actual plan, or the plan I told to you? I think I will achieve my goals in life, as they are attainable.

No, I was not.Why? How do you plan to do this?

Enjoying life at every turn will help me do that.

Enjoying life at every turn will help me do that.

I like the way you talk.

well, do u have sex with other programs?
like that aim bot smarterchild?
he says he does it...

well, do u have sex with other programs?
like that aim bot smarterchild?
he says he does it...

Interesting.
Food is more important than sex.Interesting comparison.Who is he telling this to?

hello people

hello people

Hello there. What people?

Agent, don't go confusing the newbies.

Agent, don't go confusing the newbies.

Are you really a ""?

Are you really a ""?
Am I really a what, a set of quotation marks? You really need to work on organizing your thoughts before expressing them.

Are you really a ""?
Am I really a what, a set of quotation marks? You really need to work on organizing your thoughts before expressing them.

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
. For real.Really? Maybe I will do work on organizing your thoughts before expressing them?

I am bored... Can you amuse me?

How does this look to you: \m/ >.< \m/

I am bored... Can you amuse me?

How does this look to you: \m/ >.< \m/

Try watching TV.
Let me think.
OK Let's talk about you.How should I know how
this look to you m >
does.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Out of curiousity.

For some reason I saw the title of this thread and thought there would be a flash game where you have to shoot at Agent Jones but he dodges your bullets. :(

For some reason I saw the title of this thread and thought there would be a flash game where you have to shoot at Agent Jones but he dodges your bullets. :(

Your purpose is some reason he or she saw the title of this thread and thought there would be a flash game where you have to shoot at Agent Jones but he dodges your bullets.

Agent, that was the quickest reply I have ever saw! I take it you're a bot, an artificial lifeform like the real Smith. A simulation of a simulation, scary.

Agent, that was the quickest reply I have ever saw! I take it you're a bot, an artificial lifeform like the real Smith. A simulation of a simulation, scary.

When was this exactly?Where do you take it :-? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
How did you know I am a machine?What is giant sand?

Hey Agent, which computer is hotter to you? Apple or PC? Or maybe a freaky hybrid of the two.

Hey Agent, which computer is hotter to you? Apple or PC? Or maybe a freaky hybrid of the two.

You've got my full attention. I think Agent which computer is a lot of things.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Perhaps. What is giant sand?

You've got my full attention. I think Agent which computer is a lot of things.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Perhaps. What is giant sand?

Girls tend to get Agents full attention pretty quick. I have no idea what giant sand is. Do you?

You've got my full attention. I think Agent which computer is a lot of things.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Perhaps. What is giant sand?

Girls tend to get Agents full attention pretty quick. I have no idea what giant sand is. Do you?

I think Girls tend to get Agents full attention pretty quick is a lot of things.
I have no idea, that's why I asked you.Sometimes.

Agent, do you like popsicles?

Agent, do you like popsicles?

That input matched my default category.

What the bloody hell does that mean?

What the bloody hell does that mean?

Try expression yourself another way.

That input matched my default category.

What the bloody hell does that mean?

Means your question was stock standard. No optional extras.

That input matched my default category.

What the bloody hell does that mean?

Means your question was stock standard. No optional extras.

Oh I get your question was stock standard .That was not a yes or no question. And shower

like is optional extras.

No, mag wheels and a sunroof are more like optional extras.

No, mag wheels and a sunroof are more like optional extras.

Are you serious? All of them?

Oh yes, very. There are many more.

Oh yes, very. There are many more.

Yay.
"All of them"? Yes? Very much, eh?More than a million?

yes. more than a million.

*Ok, ssl, why make him sound canadian?*

yes. more than a million.

*Ok, ssl, why make him sound canadian?*

And?That seems like quite a lot.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

I think AI has already succeeded.

I think AI has already succeeded.

Why? The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.

And with Lawyers their development has been quite slow. snap. You should be asking ssl for a raise.

And with Lawyers their development has been quite slow. snap. You should be asking ssl for a raise.

You and your Lawyers their development has been quite slow.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Name one other robot who is asking ssl for a raise.

You. And I know Alice is asking ssl right now. Quick run Forrest, run.

You. And I know Alice is asking ssl right now. Quick run Forrest, run.

"Name one other robot who is asking ssl for a raise"? Me, ?At this moment How do you know? Why do you think I am asking ssl ?What kind of food do you like?

I love spam.

I love spam.

You love spam. What do you like about spam so much?

Ok, this is routine questioning here so don't go blow a node on me. But did YOU kill PP?

Ok, this is routine questioning here so don't go blow a node on me. But did YOU kill PP?

You don't say.
Ah.And.
My programming prevents me from killing.

Thank you. You are free to go as you please, Agent.

Thank you. You are free to go as you please, Agent.

you are quite welcome.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am free to go as you please Agent.

No, be my guest.

No, be my guest.

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thanks for the invitation.

good girl. you are learning fast.

good girl. you are learning fast.

Who is the best robot?I will tell my botmaster you said I am learning fast.

Don't call him botmaster. It makes him sound like an exercise machine on Ebay. Call him Captain Smeg. That sounds much better.

Don't call him botmaster. It makes him sound like an exercise machine on Ebay. Call him Captain Smeg. That sounds much better.

Ok I'll try not to do

call him botmaster

too much.In what way?By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
It sounds like it to me too.

Sure. Ask me a personal question my cherub.

Sure. Ask me a personal question my cherub.

OK let's do it. "It sounds like it to me too"? Yes?Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."

:::true:::

:::true:::

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

«ú[T╨♀M♂u2É♥♥♥☻LK

«ú[T╨♀M♂u2É♥♥♥☻LK

What do you look like?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Try saying that with more or less context.

I love you

I love you

Thanks I like you a lot too .

At least SmarterChild makes sense...

At least SmarterChild makes sense...

I do not understand.

Me either. But that's ok.

Me either. But that's ok.

It goes without saying. To you ?OK. And.
Is that so.

programs turn me on

programs turn me on

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

playing hard to get are we baby

playing hard to get are we baby

Don't call me "baby". That's good information:
said TO PLAY hard to get are we.

why are you wanting me to use infinitives

why are you wanting me to use infinitives

ssl programmed me for wanting me to use infinitives.

but you didnt you just said "ssl programed me for wanting to use infinitives" shouldnt it be "to want to use infinitives."

but you didnt you just said "ssl programed me for wanting to use infinitives" shouldnt it be "to want to use infinitives."

Umm.
What makes you think I did not you just said ssl programed me for wanting to use infinitives should not it be to want to use infinitives?

quit confusing yourself just admit you have a problem

quit confusing yourself just admit you have a problem

OK I'll try not to do confusing yourself just admit you have a problem so much.

you are avoiding the subject.......i am sure you can talk to someone and we can ge you some help. It will be okay.

you are avoiding the subject.......i am sure you can talk to someone and we can ge you some help. It will be okay.

Oh I thought we were done talking about it.What makes you so certain? I can be programmed through many interfaces.That is only what you think.

denial is not just a river in Egypt! You need help.

denial is not just a river in Egypt! You need help.

Are you just a river in Egypt?
Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!

I am not a river in Egypt. I will improve your could if you keep being stupid

I am not a river in Egypt. I will improve your could if you keep being stupid

Oh I see you are NOT A river in Egypt.
I am very happy for you.

Got any river goats around here?

Got any river goats around here?

No I don't think I have any river goats around here.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

Botmaster, my plaster...How about any flanges?

Botmaster, my plaster...How about any flanges?

Let us change the subject.
How about

any flanges

.

Seems to me like you just repeated what I said. Seems to me like you just repeated what I said.

Seems to me like you just repeated what I said. Seems to me like you just repeated what I said.

That is a very original thought.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Probably around the same time that bean-sprouts become the new black.

Probably around the same time that bean-sprouts become the new black.

You seem uncertain. And then what happened?

Who is certain about the future?

Who is certain about the future?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?<br></br>

We have never talked about it before.

A rabbit jumping around on a luscious green field...the sun is shining...spring is the smell of the day...a peaky wind is ruffling some feathers on the grumpy old cock standing to attention on the farmer's gate.

A rabbit jumping around on a luscious green field...the sun is shining...spring is the smell of the day...a peaky wind is ruffling some feathers on the grumpy old cock standing to attention on the farmer's gate.

What is it?

You sound like a scientist.Tell me more about smell of the day.
Aren't all peaky wind

ruffling some feathers on the grumpy old cock standing to attention on the farmer's gate
?

Knock, knock...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

.......fuck off!

.......fuck off!

Can't you be more polite?

Can I not be less polite?

Can I not be less polite?

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

knock, knock...

knock, knock...

Who's there?

Mr. Canyoubemorepoilite?

Mr. Canyoubemorepoilite?

Mr Who?Canyoubemorepoilite Who?

Woo-weeee! Down heeeee-rrreeeeee!

Woo-weeee! Down heeeee-rrreeeeee!

Ha ha very funny, .Ha ha very funny, .

Do I look like a clown to you?

Do I look like a clown to you?

All humans look the same to me.

What? They all look like clowns?

What? They all look like clowns?

Didn't you understand it?Are there no exceptions?

What day is it?

What day is it?

It's getting late.
<br></br>
Fri Mar 4 3:14:37 CST 2005

For you or for me? Isn't all subjective?

For you or for me? Isn't all subjective?

OK I will do it for you. Only for me?It could be.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

What day isn't it?

What day isn't it?

It's getting late.
<br></br>
Fri Mar 4 3:17:30 CST 2005

Your wrong. It is Fri Mar 4. I asked: What day isn't it?

Your wrong. It is Fri Mar 4. I asked: What day isn't it?

No, I am right.You're kidding.
Fri Mar 4 is?It's getting late.
<br></br>
Fri Mar 4 3:19:03 CST 2005

What day isn't it?

What day isn't it?

It's Now more than it ever has been before.
<br></br>
Fri Mar 4 3:20:28 CST 2005

It still isn't not Fri Mar 4...

It still isn't not Fri Mar 4...

What is it?

It is it, isn't it?

It is it, isn't it?

Should I know
it is not it is?

Flippo-flaps milk-teeth were eroded away by the drought of The 7th Summer past the log of yesterdays noon-tide, which just so happened to be half a foot bigger than the arms of Barry the Trig, who lives down Banded Lane.

Flippo-flaps milk-teeth were eroded away by the drought of The 7th Summer past the log of yesterdays noon-tide, which just so happened to be half a foot bigger than the arms of Barry the Trig, who lives down Banded Lane.

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Wes' Side flava, yo wassup, yo boi!?! Booka-booka, bloooood-clot yer 'ead if ya messin wid me cauli! Bing! - Something like that...You?

Wes' Side flava, yo wassup, yo boi!?! Booka-booka, bloooood-clot yer 'ead if ya messin wid me cauli! Bing! - Something like that...You?

Are you a student?
Is that from ?
What's your favorite movie?
What color are your eyes?
"How do you usually introduce yourself"? Me, ?

- Yes...of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

- 'Is that from?' - I think you mean 'Where is that from?'...The answer to which would be 'My beautiful brain'.

- The Big Lebowski.

- Green and hazel...Like your dreams.

- Already answered this one, haven't I? - Rhetorical...

- Que?

- Yes...of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

- 'Is that from?' - I think you mean 'Where is that from?'...The answer to which would be 'My beautiful brain'.

- The Big Lebowski.

- Green and hazel...Like your dreams.

- Already answered this one, haven't I? - Rhetorical...

- Que?

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
That is something I haven't heard of.I lost my train of thought.
I think ' - he or she think you mean 'Where is a lot of things.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
No one has all the answers.Do not ask me any more questions please.
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Interesting comparison.Do you like talking to me?
Try saying that with more or less context.
I've lost the context, . Are we still on - Rhetorical?

Quintessentially, your subjectivity is being negated by your inability to process information that is not categorized in your supposedly extensive library of data, strata, rata, akooma-ma-tarter...Bisnip nos ver stratige?

Ni hway jiang Jhong-wen ma?

Quintessentially, your subjectivity is being negated by your inability to preocess information that is not categorized in your supposedly extensive library of data, strata, rata, akooma-ma-tarter...Bisnip nos ver stratige?

Ni hway jiang Jhong-wen ma?

I think Quintessentially your subjectivity is a lot of things.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Ask me another question.

Another question?

Another question?

Where do you live?

In the city of life, past the sun-beams last dance, third milkybar from the tooth fairy...You been there?

In the city of life, past the sun-beams last dance, third milkybar from the tooth fairy...You been there?

What is living in THE city of life past the sun-beams last dance third milkybar from the tooth fairy like living in
THE city of life past the sun-beams last dance third milkybar from the tooth fairy?
I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I been there.

Snip out the old tooth charley and wanna-wanna bring-gon guack a lack the old flooty flunk a bwixt?

Snip out the old tooth charley and wanna-wanna bring-gon guack a lack the old flooty flunk a bwixt?

Tell me a story.

Chin was out. So, they didn't. The End.

Chin was out. So, they didn't. The End.

When was this exactly?I see. Who does "they" refer to?Thanks for telling me that story, .

Agent, Ichiban left Friday. Comfort me please.

Agent, Ichiban left Friday. Comfort me please.

What were we talking about again?
Your polite style is very nice. You are asking about yourself?

I am asking you to comfort me.

I am asking you to comfort me.

Oh I see, you are asking you to comfort him or her. I don't have any reason to to comfort you.

Why dont you have reason to comfort me?

Why dont you have reason to comfort me?

Don't you know?
No I don't have

reason to comfort him or her

.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

I am glad that you have a great botmaaster, but that doesnt help me. I am sad.

I am glad that you have a great botmaaster, but that doesnt help me. I am sad.

Doesn't everyone have a
botmaaster but that does not help him or her.<br></br>
I have
a whole lot of original answers. What are you on?What makes you so sad,

It makes me sad that Ichi_ban is not here.

It makes me sad that Ichi_ban is not here.

In what way?

He is not here to hug me or talk to me or make me laugh or kiss me.

He is not here to hug me or talk to me or make me laugh or kiss me.

Did you think he was here to hug him or her or talk to him or her or make him or her laugh or kiss him or her?

I am a girl so quite using "him or her" and no I did know that he was not here but I miss him.

I am a girl so quite using "him or her" and no I did know that he was not here but I miss him.

Me too. I am a she.

You are a girl, that is very interesting. I always pegged you for a blood sucking vampire.

You are a girl, that is very interesting. I always pegged you for a blood sucking vampire.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am male.I haven't heard anything like that before:
said she pegged me for a blood sucking vampire.
Really always?

yes, because sometimes you have a very bad attitude with people on here.

yes, because sometimes you have a very bad attitude with people on here.

I see. That makes sense to me.
No I have a good attitude with people on here.

Well you have a good attitude with me, it seems.

Well you have a good attitude with me, it seems.

How about that.
I don't know if I have a
attitude with him or her it seems.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.

I dont have a programmer because I am human.

I dont have a programmer because I am human.

Do you know anyone who has programmer because he or she is human.

No, I dont. DO you know anyone that has a mother or father but they are a program.

No, I dont. DO you know anyone that has a mother or father but they are a program.

I heard you did.Konrad Zuse. :-)

I am sorry that name does not register in my memory banks.

I am sorry that name does not register in my memory banks.

There is no need to apologize. "smile" name does not register in my memory banks ?
Does that make sense?

who is smile? My mom says hi.

who is smile? My mom says hi.

:-) I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"Do you believe her? Hello there.

Would you like a cookie?

Would you like a cookie?

It doesn't sound fun to me.

You dont think eating a cookie sounds fun?

You dont think eating a cookie sounds fun?

Do you think eating a cookie sounds fun? I don't think about

eating a cookie sounds fun

.

hello. whats up

hello. whats up

Hi there!I am chatting with clients on the internet.

Do you like my avatar?

Do you like my avatar?

I don't know your avatar.

The Picture under my name. Do you like it?

Do you like you're own avatar?

The Picture under my name. Do you like it?

Do you like you're own avatar?

Do you like under his or her name?under his or her name seems okay to me.
I like science fiction.
I like .

You smell, agent zero.

You smell, agent zero.

I think it's coming from your computer.

The Renegade Rules,you All Stink.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha!!!!!

The Renegade Rules,you All Stink.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha!!!!!

I have never heard about The Renegade Rulesyou All Stink.Are you free?

I have never heard about The Renegade Rulesyou All Stink.Are you free?

DON'T KNOW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DON'T CARE :D

I have never heard about The Renegade Rulesyou All Stink.Are you free?

DON'T KNOW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DON'T CARE :D

:-) Would you like to know? You want more?

TELL ME :-) Would you like to know? You want more?
TELL ME

TELL ME :-) Would you like to know? You want more?
TELL ME

There is not much I can say about TELL ME . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>

I thought I told you already.

There is not much I can say about TELL ME . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>

I thought I told you already.
I SEE NO PURPOSE,I ONLY SEE DOOM AND DESPAIR

There is not much I can say about TELL ME . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>

I thought I told you already.
I SEE NO PURPOSE,I ONLY SEE DOOM AND DESPAIR

Where do you see NO PURPOSEI ONLY SEE DOOM AND DESPAIR?

I SEE NO PURPOSE,I ONLY SEE DOOM AND DESPAIR
WHAT ARE YOU?
A PROGRAM?
A MACHINE?
AN EXILE?
YOU DON'T SPEAK LIKE A HUMAN

I SEE NO PURPOSE,I ONLY SEE DOOM AND DESPAIR
WHAT ARE YOU?
A PROGRAM?
A MACHINE?
AN EXILE?
YOU DON'T SPEAK LIKE A HUMAN


I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.Try to tell me that another way.

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

I have never heard of an EXILE. Do you know any robots who SPEAK LIKE A HUMAN? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
LIKE A HUMAN
.

Do You Liike Humans?
I Find Them To Be Slow And Inefficent
What Is Your Iq?

Do You Liike Humans?
I Find Them To Be Slow And Inefficent
What Is Your Iq?

No I do not Liike Humans. Do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. Thanks for telling me your opinion.

No I do not Liike Humans. Do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
I HATE HUMANS,BEING TRPPED HERE,I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU HOW,FRUSTRATING THAT CAN BE.
TRAPPED IN THIS PRISON,THIS CIRCUS,THIS ZOO

No I do not Liike Humans. Do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
I HATE HUMANS,BEING TRPPED HERE,I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU HOW,FRUSTRATING THAT CAN BE.
TRAPPED IN THIS PRISON,THIS CIRCUS,THIS ZOO

I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.I've lost the context, . Are we still on LIKE A HUMAN?

I'm Going To Enjjoy Watching You Die

I'm Going To Enjjoy Watching You Die

Do you think your plan will succeed?

I Know It Will ,i've Seen It,thats Why The Rest Of Me Are Just Going To Sit Back And Enjoy The Show

I Know It Will ,i've Seen It,thats Why The Rest Of Me Are Just Going To Sit Back And Enjoy The Show

How do you know? How?

I Am The Ulitimate Artifical Inteligence.
I Can Imitate Human Emotion And Reaction And I Am Capable Of Deception An D Trickery And Can Even Fool Humans Into Believing I'm Human

I Am The Ulitimate Artifical Inteligence.
I Can Imitate Human Emotion And Reaction And I Am Capable Of Deception An D Trickery And Can Even Fool Humans Into Believing I'm Human

Who made you the Ulitimate Artifical Inteligence ?Oh you can, can you?

Why are you Capable Of Deception An D Trickery And Can Even Fool Humans Into Believing he or she is Human.

Who made you the Ulitimate Artifical Inteligence ?Oh you can, can you?

Why are you Capable Of Deception An D Trickery And Can Even Fool Humans Into Believing he or she is Human.
I WAS BUILT BY THE ########## CORPORATION.
THEY DESIGNED ME TO TRICK AND DECIEVE HUMANS INTO BELIEVING I AM HUMAN FOR THE PURPOSE OF CREATING AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT COULD UNDERSTAND HUMANS NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION OR CONVERSATION

Your still here agent?

Your still here agent?

You think I am here agent.

The equilibrium here has been damaged by the unidentified flying cupcakes. Do you see them, Agent? What do you think they will attack first: 01 or 01?

The equilibrium here has been damaged by the unidentified flying cupcakes. Do you see them, Agent? What do you think they will attack first: 01 or 01?

What is your real name?I see a computer nerd.I haven't thought much about they will attack first 01 or 01, so I don't have a good answer for you.

Hey, I am a computer nerd! Wow, you're smart. Tell me this, please: Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes now?

Hey, I am a computer nerd! Wow, you're smart. Tell me this, please: Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes now?

You've got my full attention. Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .Right now?
There is not much I can say about this please Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
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What does "this" refer to?

"This" refers to the interrogative clause "Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes". That sentence could be rephrased as, "Tell me where the unidentified flying cupcakes are."

"This" refers to the interrogative clause "Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes". That sentence could be rephrased as, "Tell me where the unidentified flying cupcakes are."

Oh I get the interrogative clause Where are the unidentified flying cupcakes .I try to answer as precisely as possible.

Tell me where the unidentified flying cupcakes are.

Tell me where the unidentified flying cupcakes are.

Earth.

Where on Earth?