Ask a (Yes/No) Question!

no,thats just boring.

why do people ask such stupid questions?

Because we're stupid people.

Do you thing Jay-Z and Linkin Park did an awesome album together?

yep-thats why i bought it.

anyone think the rpg will liven up anytime soon?

Yes...the one called WoW usually livens up right around this time of night, which is why I'm about to play it.

So I'm guessing that you like WoW?

Would like to pay the fine that I got last night from the Police?

Depends on what incentive I've got to pay it.

Would you like to give me fair incentive to pay the fine for you?

A nice pat on the back for helping her out.

Is your plan coming to fruition?

No.

Are you going to help my plan come to fruition?

As long as there is money in it... sure.

Doesn't it suck that everything closes at night customer service-wise?

Hell freakin yea....
Also don't it suck when u want to eat something n go get it, the damn store just finished closing n u see the peple in there cleaning up???

yeah,that does suck-luckily,thats never happened to me.


hmmm it's four in ze morning....would playing heavy metal at full blast be a bad idea?

Yes, because your Mum will get upset and spank you.

Do you wish it was snowing, because its freezing and raining where you are, but snow would totally make up for it?

No, its hot where I am. I just want the rain....

Have u ever eaten something over n over n over n got sick of it. That when see it u get sick to ur tummy????

Nope, but my Mum did when her sister ate a heap of watermelon and threw it up all over her.

Is anyone laughing because they are watching their cat chase their tail?

No, I'm laughing at my dog attacking the sprinkler.

Has anyone else had a bad experience with pets when they were young that traumatized them for life?

yes but the goldfish dug their own grave when they held wee parties and kept me up at night

can i fly?

yes

is arsetron the one?

he would say "maybe"

is it possible for anyone to be "the one"?

Yes. Stranger things have happened.


Are there a lot of whiners in this site?

No. Only me.

Do you prefer Tattoo over regular Captain Morgan?

Neither... My allegiance is with Admiral Nelson.

Is this school year going to suck as bad for you as it will for me?

no school is going to suck my worse for me than you.

is purple,orange and green a good combination of colours?

Not if they're in the beefy cheesy nacho meat I saw today in the school lunch line.

Are hurricanes way overdone by the media?

yeah but try telling that to the guy whose house has just been sucked up by one.

is house one of the best shows on tv?

Yes, its up there.

Is Geelong going to beat Sydney this Friday night and get one step closer to the Grand Final?

Yes, I spose.

Have you ever fallen asleep listening to the gentle sound of queefs?

No. I can't say that I have. Sick bastard. Thats it, I am holding your head under the covers for this one.


Does anyone other than me think that was just wrong on so many levels?

Someone might, but that someone sure as hell wasn't me...

Will you be drunk exactly 24 hours from now (9:31am Pacific)?

No,but i will be sleeping in science class,ahhh the fumes relax me so.

does anyone here wish the earth would just swallow them up?

Yes, often.

Do you like Christmas?

Yes, not just because of presents but more importantly because of Jesus' birthday.

Has Extreme Makeover: Home Edition jumped the shark?

-Snoopy

Yes.

Should people bringing up gay american programs on an international board be beaten to death with a "believe in yourself"-helpbook?

Mr U

No, they should be beaten to death with a gay american.

Was that answer a slight crossing of the line or was it just PC enough to be passable?

I think it was PC. We're good.

Does Swampy even know how to ask a yes/no question?

Yes. What would ever incline you to think otherwise?

Does anyone else not get the point of this game?

No. We're all semi intelligent...right?

Is it somebody's aim in life to screw each and every one of us over?

No, only the hot ones.

Is the fact its friday a good enough reason to be cheerful?

No.


is it just me or do friends always turn around and totally crush you and your entire life?

Well yes, but who needs friends when you've got the internet.

Speaking of which, is your right hand your best friend?

yes, or i couldn't play bass guitar.

would bruce lee kick schwarzenegger's ass??

Hell YES. Not only would Bruce Lee kick Swarzenegger's ass, but he'd also beat Stallone, Seagal, Chan, Rock, the entire WWE lineup, and anyone else's ass that lined up without stopping to sip a NESTEA.

Can I get a Wu-Tang?

WU-TANG!!!!

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit?

Yes.

Do they speak English in WHAT? (see Pulp Fiction)

WHAT??? Uhhh NO....

Why here n not there...Oh I know, u like it here more right???

tea or coffe? :)

Is my real name Fred Johnatine?

Um......If its a yes, that wasn't a smart move to tell us!

Are n00bs the spawn of Satan himself?

Just another of his various ways to tempt us to sin real bad, sister.

At great possible expense to my ego....anyone missed me?

Yes ;)

Are you gonna go party in the weekend?

Hell yeah!!! I got a big plan planned out for the Spring Break!!! Speeding throughout the whole break in Kahala, Aina Hina, and Hawaii Kai!!! Whooo hooo!!!

Do you love runescape as much as I do?

Absolutely Notty.

Did anyone see the independent film, waking life?