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AgentSmith_fan

In this thread you can ask me any type of yes or no question. And I will reply back to you. So go ahead and ask me any type of question that you would like to know more about me.


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There, there. Egocentrism, at least on the internet, is not a pro.

Ask anyone you want a yes/no question, but keep it friendly. Spam will be deleted. Please assure that two members have replied after you post another post. Thank you!

Mr U
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PP

What is your credit card number and expiration date?
AgentSmith_fan

Hmm... my credit card number and its expiration date. Well my credit card is stupid savings for only stupid people. And its expiration date is for 2010 in April. I hope this helps you out.
stalin6025

And your Pin Number for this "Savings Account" ?
AgentSmith_fan

Well here is my account number. 1112567891. And dont be shy in stealing all of the money from my account because I have none in there. Since me dad took all of my money and put it into my moms and his account. But I could give you the account number for my sisters account. If you would like it.
Omega Ascendant

Whats your password for your account in MM?
*grin* heh heh
DPD

If her password isn't 'yes' or 'no' I don't think she'll answer that one. I think this should be a thread where you're open to ask anyone yes or no questions, and not just one member.
HomoUniversalis

If her password isn't 'yes' or 'no' I don't think she'll answer that one. I think this should be a thread where you're open to ask anyone yes or no questions, and not just one member.

Motion accepted; Post and thread-name updated.

Stalin6025, will you marry me?

Mr U
Freddy Krueger

Stalin will you kick HU's butt ? :p
NMN

I'll answer for her. Shut the hell up, you monkey boy.

Now, HU, do you love me more than Stalin6025?
AgentSmith_fan

This is interesting. I never thought that anyone would want to know my password for my account. It's not as if it is that important or not. The password of my accont is Smith! If anyone wants to know. But please people this is a yes or no question thread. You ask me a yes or no question or anyone else on here and we give you a yes or no answer with something funny or stupid attached. Hope this helps.
HomoUniversalis

This is interesting. I never thought that anyone would want to know my password for my account. It's not as if it is that important or not. The password of my accont is Smith! If anyone wants to know. But please people this is a yes or no question thread. You ask me a yes or no question or anyone else on here and we give you a yes or no answer with something funny or stupid attached. Hope this helps.

If that is your password, I suggest you change it. It is against Terms of Agreement to give out your password.

And NMN, I'm sorry but I love Stalin6025 with all of my heart. My affection towards you is purely professional...

Mr U
Freddy Krueger

(to agentsmith_fan)


do you like cd's more then tapes ? :p
AgentSmith_fan

No, HU that really isn't my password. Because I know about the privacy rules. And I would never give my password out. It was only a joke. Because I had this incident once in middle school where I gave my password out on the net and someone took totally control of my computer. And this happend to me with a friend of mine that is a hacker. So please dont mind that fake password because it isn't real.

Well FK I dont like video tapes anymore. And yes I actually perfer CD's and DVD's a hell lot better than tapes. But since I am so busy with my homework now days I mostly listen to CD's than watch my DVD's. But normally over the summer I watch more DVD's than listen to CD's.
Skye

Who do you have a crush on?
AgentSmith_fan

Who do I have a crush on in this group site? Or who do I have a crush on anywhere? Because I have many crushes but it depends on the place and what I am doing that I have a crush on someone. I know that this might be strange but it is true.
NMN

YES OR NO QUESTION. READ before you post.

And stop stealing avatars. Remove your current one, unless you asked UT specifically to use it. She did have it first.

Also, remove your banner. Moving sigs are not allowed.
mazman

Hmmm... guess that crush wouldn't be on NMN...
NMN

I was talking about Skye there, buddy. Not AS_f. Anyhoo, AS_f, is this crush on this forum anyone I know?
ThereIsNoMatrix

To any and all: Guacamole potato chips - Yay or nay?
AgentSmith_fan

Guacamole potato chips yes. They do taste good. My mom once bought them for me when we had to get some snacks for the house.

Yes NMN I have a crushes on a lot of people. And I think that you might know some of them very well. Lol. But my main crushes are on Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith and this hot guy in my school that kind of looks like Orlando Bloom named Jake. He was the sweetest guy to me ever. And he once helped me up by lifting me up by the hand. What a sweety. There needs to be more men in the world like him.
NMN

I don't follow well. Can you tell me the names of the people on this forum?
AgentSmith_fan

Okay I will tell you if you so willing want to know. Yes I do think that you are cute alright if that is fine with you. And like I said before I like you because you are cute, funny, and you seem to be kind of nice. I also think that Freddy person is quiet cool to. And the TINM is also funny and interesting to me because he always has something suitable and wise to say to people. Besides that I think everyone else is okay or different than other people I have meet before.
NMN

A suitable answer. Kinda nice though? I think not, honey. I meanest motherfucker you'll ever know. Nah, I actually can't back that up. But I can get pretty darn mean, if you overcook my grits.

So, are you going to ask this Jake out on a date? We are in the 21st century, take the initiative!
AgentSmith_fan

Well I cant. He is to years younger than me and his mom doesn't like him dating older girls. Plus soon I will be going into college. So that is another reason why she doesn't want him to date me. I mean he told me he likes me but I am not really sure if he is in love with me or not.

Well NMN I still think you are a real sweety no matter how you act. I mean everyone has their ups and downs. And right now I am having one of my downs. It's not because of what anyone said on this group it is what my mom is doing to me right now. I just cant wait until I go into college. I am almost there I just have to wait for three more quarters.

And trust me. You are a hell lot nicer than other people I know that beat me up at school just because they are taller than me and that they hate whites. I get beaten up all the time when I am at school. I just want someone to love me and I want to love them back. Or I just want to be friends. That's all I'm asking. Hope you understand.
stalin6025

Stalin6025 doesn't like where this conversation is headed between you AS_F and NMN...
Watch yourself boy, before you land yourself in some hotwater :p
NMN

I was just making friendly conversation... no harm, no foul. Is it a crime that I'm just a widdle sweet, cute boy? <---Yes or No question, ha!

Anyway, AS_f, thanks for the compliments. Better stop flirting before I get into trouble.
DPD

Is it a crime that I'm hella drunk right now, me being 21 and all? Am I robbing myself from a more alert and enlightened state of consciousness? Should I be asleeep right now? Was it wrong for me to purchase five CDs today? Shouldn't I be able to move my fingers without really having to focus on and think about it? Am I asking too many questionsS? Goodnight everyone, you guys are fun.
Ew Bee Lou who

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

...Huh...I guess I coulda, woulda, shoulda just replied with one 'No' instead off all those superflous ones...they do look pretty though, don't they? Yes, I thought so...

Should I be banned for setting the world on fire?
AgentSmith_fan

No I dont think you will be banned for just setting the world on fire.

And no it isn't bad that you are 21 and that you are drunk right now. No I dont think so. Maybe you should be asleep right now. And what time is it in your place? No it wasn't wrong in purchasing five CD's today. I think possibly. No your not asking to many question I think your asking just the right amount of questions. And goodnight to you as well.
Freddy Krueger

BURN the world :p


let's see a quistion ........

do you love you're computer. yes or no :p
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I do love my computer. If it doens't go crazy on me if I use the internet. Lol. I hope this answers your question.
mazman

Is this a haemorroid or an unfortunately placed boil?
AgentSmith_fan

Well I am not really sure of what you are trying to ask me. But it might be the boil. I mean I do think this place is kind of more like a shimmer than a boil to me.:D If you know what I mean? But please next time ask me for a yes or no question. Also thanks for replying. *sneezs* Bless me sorry.
Wiccan_Neo

Well. I have been reading the threads and I guess this one is my favorite so far. Mass confusion! :D Lol! Ok ok yes or no hmmm...

Did you ever have a monkey?
AgentSmith_fan

Well I am glad that you find this thread to be your favorite.:D And I will be glad to answer your question.

Hmm... Did I ever had a monkey? Nope I never had one. However, I wish I did have one. Also I guess you could call me a monkey as well since I love monking around. Lol. Just j/k.

But I used to know a neighbor in my city that had one. He always let it jump in the trees in his back yard. And he came from Africa. He was a cool fellow and I used to talk to him often. But he had to go back home one day because his mom was dieing. He also brought his monkey with him as well as his other exotic pets. I still miss him even till this day.

Hope this answers your question.;)
DPD

Do you know of any way in which I could import a three-toed sloth and keep it as my pet?
PP

Yes.


Does anyone feel like writing a couple of papers for me?
DPD

Sure. However, it depends on the topic...let me know.
AgentSmith_fan

Well yes acutally I do. First you contact the government animal shelters to find out first if you can import a three-toed sloth to your state as your pet. And if the state doesn't allow it then you will not be able to do that. Unless you do it without the government knowing.;) That's another possiblity as well. But it is mostly checking up with the animal shelters as well as the government in whatever state our country that you live in. Hope this helps you.
ichi_ban1

Do you have a car Yes/No?
mazman

Not exactly. I'll be taking my test next year though.

Is this site your home page?
PP

*looks around suspiciously*
no. please don't kill me.

Do you usually have music playing when on this site?
DPD

ALWAYS!!!!!

Did you get nearly as smashed as I did last night? If so, are you hungover today?
AgentSmith_fan

Alright I will answer your questions my dear friend. In order from the top to the bottom.

1. ALWAYS!!!!!

Did you get nearly as smashed as I did last night? If so, are you hungover today? I think I possibly did. Because last night I got really smashed up for Halloween. Alot of people fell on me at the party I was in. And yes I feel very hungover today as well as tired. I didn't fall alseep until 3 a.m. this morning.

2. *looks around suspiciously*
no. please don't kill me.

:)Of course I wont kill you because I don't own a gun.:P j/k.

Do you usually have music playing when on this site? Yes I do alot of times. Most of the times the music that I most to is hard rock which is Disturbed, Linkin Park, Lilix, Trapt, and Seether.

3. Not exactly. I'll be taking my test next year though.

I see. And what type of test is it that you will be taking next year?

Is this site your home page? No. This is not my home page. My home page three months ago was yahoo.com. My one last month was my school's home page. And this month it is the every so beautiful blank page.

4. Do you have a car Yes/No? Lol. I wish I had my own car.;) But no I do not have my own car and I still can't drive unfortuneately. I am going to try and get my drivers licence in California. Because I just can't do it right now in Hawaii since I am doing to much stuff and my parents didn't teach me how to drive. So that is another reason why I am going to California also to learn how to drive. Isn't that sad! I am at the right age to drive and my parents are too busy to even get me my drivers permit in.

*sighs* Well anyways. Thanks people for replying my thread. I really appreciate your comments.:)
Triality

does your name on this site derive from a matrix character's?
PP

nope, unless you count my MxO char.

Did you go Trick-or-Treating last night?
AgentSmith_fan

1. nope, unless you count my MxO char.

Well I can't count your MxO character since I don't know who he or she is.:D

Did you go Trick-or-Treating last night? No, I didn't. But I went to this really cool party that was in old WWll tunnels in Hawaii. It was really spooky with all the cobwebs as well as skeletons. As well as the scary people there. And there was a lot of dead jelly brains there. And alot of chopped up bodies. So it was really great.;) You should of been there!

2. does your name on this site derive from a matrix character's? Yes, it does. When I first saw the matrix I automatically fell in love with Agent Smith. So I then became a really crazy fan for him. And then when I saw this group on the web I decided to join it.

Thanks again people for replying to my thread. I hope this answers your questions.:)
PP

*cough*seeHU'sEditToTheFirstPost*cough*
AgentSmith_fan

Oh thanks PP.;) I will look at it then.
sir_rufio

do you remember me?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Possibly. A reincarnation of someone we banned, perhaps?

Kerry for gay monkey sex? Yes or no?
AgentSmith_fan

Oh man you guys! Your throwing hard one's at me.:P

1. Possibly. A reincarnation of someone we banned, perhaps?

Kerry for gay monkey sex? Yes or no? Hmm... this is defienetly a hard one.;) Yes. Because I would love to see Kerry make gay monkey's have sex. But for the presidental elections. That would be a no.

2. do you remember me? No. Because I don't know if you are a new member. Which it seems like you are. Or like TINM said if you were banned before and you just came back. But maybe we can be friends.:)
PP

so, um, ask a question. Then the next person will post their reply. HU's edit said that this is being changed into a thread where ANYONE asks ANYONE a question. Sorry, buddy, for any confusion here...

And yes, OBLH, I remember you. lol. wait, no I don't. sorry.

edit: oops. I forgot to post a question. here goes:
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry-y? DO you really want to sing along to this classic tune? (ha! THREE question!)
ThereIsNoMatrix

That's not OBLh... Who could it be, then?

Yes, yes, and what is... KC and the Sunshine Band? Er, wait, no... No, I will not sing with you. Now cry.

Do you want to be, my neighbor?
NMN

No, you don't even know how he asks. It's 'would you like to be.. my neighbor? Oh please won't you be.. my neighbor?' You farce.

Are you rockin' the suburbs? Do you know what it's like being male, middle-class and white?
ThereIsNoMatrix

That would be copyright infringement. Good job.

No. I don't rock the suburbs. I don't live in a suburb.

Kerry makes gay love to Edwards? Yes or no?
sir_rufio

no effin way, you banned Ou be?
DPD

Yes indeed, Ou Be's been banned quite a few times.

Were you in the movie "Hook"???
sir_rufio

holy shit, we can swear now?
DPD

we sure the fuck can....

will you tell us the username you used to post under?
PP

*searches for the missing post, shrugs, and decides to go ahead and answer the question in hopes of moving on*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I was known as PsycikSyko. The last bit looked too much like "sicko" so I changed it. *whew* glad I got that off my chest. I also used to be Britney28394_3839xxx - all I need is your credit card number....
;)

Were you ever a fan of something you'd be embarrassed to admit to now?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Yes, but I'm too embarrassed to mention it now...

Do you know the Muffin Man?
mazman

Nope. I live on a much tinier island than you.

Do you ever watch The Matrix anymore?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I do. Every month if that answers your question.

Who still likes wearing Barney underware at night?
PP

Edit: so I posted too late. Um, yes, but don't tell anyone. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... :D

Have you ever eaten worms?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I actually have. My group choosed me to eat the worm in middle school to see if it tasted like chicken. And guess what I threw up when I ate it.

Tell me, do you have any deep dark secrets?
DPD

Sure...I might as well.

Did you beat your meat today...or girls, did you double-click your mouse?
Swampy

Not yet, but the day is still young....

Have you had a nice hot mug of Milo yet today?
AgentSmith_fan

No, because I don't know who Milo is.

Do you have shoes? And if you do how many pairs of shoes do you have?
mazman

Yes I do, and since I am male, I own the princely number of 2 pairs.

Should I get a haircut? Be brutally honest. (Sorry about the crap pic)
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I think you need a little bit of a hair cute for his bangs.

Do you hate stuff? If so then do you have the job that you work at?
DPD

No, I don't hate stuff.

Maz: Don't cut your hair...grow an afro.

Are you addicted to GTA: San Andreas? If no, why the hell not?
mazman

Nope, its a tad worse than the previous one, which is inexcusable.

Is this the only thing your doing right now?
PP

No, I'm also checking my email and pretending to pay attention in class.

Do you believe yourself to be addicted to MM?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I do believe that I am addicted to MM. I mean I am on here 24/7 except when I have things to do or places to go.

Do you have alot of things that you have to do today?
DPD

Not really, just school, a lunch meeting, work, getting some pictures uploaded and resized onto my computer, and maybe some booze or Milo to drink later...but it's pretty lax as far as my standards are concerned, and tomorrow's the beginning of the weekend, so today's really not as crazy as I could crack it up to be.

Do you agree with the following?: "When life gives you a lemon, ask for salt and tequila."
mazman

Well I dunno what it means but it sounds like my kinda philosophy.

Are you right handed?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I am write handed. But I can also write with my left hand for some things. I noticed this when I was doing this contest with a friend in middle school. It's not that eligable. But at least I can do it.

Tell me... do you like ice-cream? If you do what type of ice-cream flavor do you like?
PP

Yes. Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked rocks my world :D

Are you a compulsive liar?
Freddy Krueger

no

are you a hentai loving cartoon freak :p
Swampy

Sadly I am not, can't say that I've really got into that kind of thing.

Does Australian Chardonnay hit the mark for you too?
mazman

Well, a long while ago Pokemon ruled my life, but not now.

Are you feeling tired?

EDIT: Ah! you got here before me Swamp! And yeah its pretty good stuff!
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I am feeling quiet tired right now actually. Got up four in the morning went to school. And I am still going to be up until two in the morning. Talk about a really up tight busy day. It's all from being to stressed out. And right now during this part of the quarter I am always very tired.

Are you a monkey by day and a dog by night?
Swampy

Fraid not honey. I'm a man on the street and an animal in the bedroom.

Are you hungover?
DPD

NEVER!!! But I am quite buzzed at the moment...those supersized margaritas have the tendency to do that to a man.

Are you ugly? (we're not talking aesthetics)
AgentSmith_fan

No I'm not even though I want to believe that I am. Because no one in my school tells me I look nice. They just go hmm... or just look at my picture and throw it against the wall. Those bitches and bastards. First they ask me if they can look at my picture. Later on they throw it and it ends up on the ground trampled by their feet. Geesh I was only showing them my picture while they showed me their. Where's the harm in that?

Tell me, Do you like to watch movie on DVD's?
ichi_ban1

yes, but not DVDs from rental stores because people don't take care of them. They're all stratched and stuff so it (obviously) makes the DVD hard to watch

Do you consider yourself "weird"?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I do consider myself weird. But I also consider other people around me to be weird as well. Because if everyone was normal then there would be no such thing as weird right?

Do you feel sick right now?
NMN

No I don't. I feel like 40 bagillion dollars. Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph Christ. Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Spit on the DVD. Then wipe it with a soft shirt or something, of course Works like a charm...

Do you want to be a paperback writer?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes actually I wouldn't mind being a paperback writer. But that would only be for a part time job. I am looking more into the movie business right now for myself. Since I have alot of friends that are movie business people. And I know some of them personally.:D

Do you like making people laugh at nothing?
Freddy Krueger

yeah, it's fun sometimes

are you evil
Swampy

I'm not evil, but I can be quite naughty some times. Grrrrrr!

Do you have any idea how long it took me to think up something witty to type in this thread?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I think it took you actually a few minutes to type out your thread. Then again that is only a guess.

Do you like keeping trash in your house?
PP

Just because I"m white doesn't necessarily mean...well, ok, yeah.

Do you like to work out?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I do. I love working out and excerising by riding my bike. It is a really great feeling when you ride your bike out everyday.:)

Do you like playing sports?
mazman

Yup. Especially football and cricket.

Do you listen to the radio?
Freddy Krueger

sometimes. mostly just cd's

do you like to eat meat ?
PP

Nope. Sorry, but I'm a step away from being vegetarian (I'll occasionally eat poultry and venison).

Do you visit MM when you should be doing work for/in class?
NMN

No, I visit MM when I should be working at my job. Haha... working.

Are you going to party like it's 1999?
Freddy Krueger

nah don't got the time. have to work


are you a dog lover ?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I sure am. That is why I mostly have dog pictures on my computer. They are just the cutest little darn things.:P

Do you like to do the tango?
Freddy Krueger

NEIN

do you hate britney spears :)
Swampy

Yes and No. Her music sucks ass, but she's hot and she's trashy too. I'd certainly say yes to a 'special dance routine' with her.

Have you got a taste for a fairy tale?
AgentSmith_fan

Well yes, if it includes I sleep with prince charming.:P

Do you love drinking coffee in the morning?
PP

Morning, noon, night, and anytime inbetween :D

Do you ever have insomnia?
NMN

No, sorry, I could sleep standing up if I had to.

Do you think clams have feelings too?
ichi_ban1

they sure do.

Are you a materialistic person?
Freddy Krueger

no, i am not


are you sure you can do whatever whant
AgentSmith_fan

No I am sure I can't. And the reason why is because me mom is a control freak. Also one of the rules in my house is that you can't go out of the house until mom knows and if she wants you to go out. Stupid eh?

Do you have controlling parents?
DPD

No. They know I'm more than capable of handling all situations that arise. They're more like housemates than parents, actually.

Have you ever won the lottery? If yes, would you please share the wealth with me?
mazman

No and probly not.

Are you a virgin? (Be honest :D)
Freddy Krueger

yes, i am a virgin :p


are you always lying
Swampy

Nope, I'm currently sat on a chair in my office at home.

*To be asked in a Fat Bastard from Austin Powers stylee* Do ye like chickan?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes, I love chicken. I pratically eat chicken every night. That is why I am called a chicken freak at home. Hmm... also with alot of soy sauce on it please.:D

Do you think you are beautiful?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Dizzamn, youz gotz lotza nicknamez, fo' sho'.

I am beautiful, and I can do anything I want to do, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Are you going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds over weight?
DPD

No. I'm not going to be overweight because I'll be homeless and penniless. But I only hope I can die in such a beautiful way.

Do you like teabags?
PP

I certainly hope so :)
PP edit: darn your faster posting, DPD, and my forgetting that I was in the middle of a post when I stopped to chat with someone....arrggg...

I like tea, not the bags

Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?
mazman

Yup, and you other brothers can't deny....

Are you stupid? I mean REALLY dumb.
DPD

Yep. "go crazy, stupid, dumb, retarded...." in the Bay Area party sense that is.

Are you on a roll like a Greyhound bus?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I am on a roll like a Greyhound bus. And it is going pretty fast.:P

Do you think your life is very inetersting?
PP

heck no.

If you could change genders for a day, would you?
DPD

Yes...just so I could beat the shit outta hella dumb ass beezies and not get crucified in public.

Are you a recipient of the addiction gene?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I am a recipient of the addiction gene. Because am addicted to pratically everything.

Do you like buying different brands of clothes?
Freddy Krueger

yeah what ever i like

do you always hit you're computer
ichi_ban1

I know that it doesn't do any good, but yes I do.

Do you like going to work/school?
Swampy

Yes and no, Yes cos i get internet access all day and get to visit here and some of my other favourite sites. No because my boss is an ass and I'm fed up of my job.

Do you actually know how to say 'no' in answer to a question?
mazman

Um... No

Have you started a new thread recently?
AgentSmith_fan

No actually I haven't for awhile. But I plan on making a new fan fic thread soon. Because all of these new fan fic stories have been popping into my head. So soon I must write them down or I will forget them all.:P

Do you consider yourself as a hippee?
ichi_ban1

Not really, war can be good for something once in a great while. I also don't drive a VW Minibus :)

Are you afraid of the future?
Kara

Yes. *cough*

Did you get to stay home sick today?
ThereIsNoMatrix

No, but I'm planning one for Thursday. I have an inkling that some 24 hour disease will come down on me on that day.

Do you know how badly I want to play Half-Life 2?
PP

of course I know that you know that I know that you know that I know how much you want to know how much I don't know how badly you want to play... probably not much. :D

Do you know how stupid it is that Halo 2 didn't come out for PC when it came out for Xbox?!
mazman

Not nearly as stupid as thinking its a good game.

Do you own an Xbox? (You SCUM)
ThereIsNoMatrix

Yup, and damn proud, you rebel scuuuum!

Do you know when the next AA meeting is?
PP

Right before the Testicular Cancer group, I think... I'd better go double-check...

Is your favorite movie really The Matrix?
Swampy

Right before the Testicular Cancer group, I think... I'd better go double-check...

Your testicles or the time table?

No, I'm more of a Bill and Ted man myself, but the Matrix trilogy are pretty good.

Do you like listening to 80's music?
HomoUniversalis

Yes! Modern Talking is my bag, baby!

Does your total count of uploaded pictures here at MM exceed 400?

Mr U
mazman

Hmm... not quite. 1 so far...

Can you think of an interesting question to ask for me?
ichi_ban1

Yes, i think so

Do you believe that people are born naturally good?
DPD

No. People are born naked, bloody, drooling, and crying. Kids get worse from there.

Did you wake me up by calling me at 6:30 this morning?(sons of bitches) If so, why did you call me from Massachusetts?
mazman

Yeah, I thought it would be funny to fly to Massachusetts just to wake up DPD at 6:30 in the morning.

Do you Yahoo?
HomoUniversalis

No. I despise it.

When compelled by me to bending down to your knees and kissing the ground, will you use your tongue?

Mr U
AgentSmith_fan

Nope I will never. Instead I will use my mouth.

Do you believe that you will ever live to see tomorrow?
NMN

Yeah, I see a very good chance. Unless a plane decides to crash right on top of me. Or this headache turns out to be a aneurism, and I die in my sleep, before 12 am. Or, a million black widows bite me all at once, or the house falls on me, or a murderer breaks in and smothers me, or possibly a gas leak, and the pilot light in the heater roars the heater to life and the entire house explodes, or there is a carbon monoxide leak and I die of asphyxiation, or, or, my heart just stops. But those are highly improbable, but still a marginal chance. I'd say I'm 99.999999999% positive I'll see a mundane Wednesday to 0.000000001% chance that one of those and many other occurences would happen. Does THIS answer YOUR question?

Do you like the color blue?
PP

It's not my favorite, but I don't despise blue. Ok, so I do. Stupid jerk. It's not my fault I'm colorblind...blame mah pah.

Do you see dead people?
NMN

Actually, colorblindness is usually only red and green, and it really only happens in males. You must be a man, PP. That's the only logical explanation.

And yes, I see dead people all the time. It's cold in here. I'ma gonna have to go bust some ghost ass.

Are you the American Jesus?
Freddy Krueger

No i am the Dutch Jesus :p

do you think woman that wear burka are just walking garbage bags
AgentSmith_fan

Lol. Well actually No because I don't really see anyone in Hawaii wearing burka. They were something else like pranda in Hawaii which the colors suck and so does the clothing. :mad:

Do you know what a mahoo is?
DPD

Sure do, it's the opposite of an ooham.

Do you have nappy dreadlocks and a rude mouth?
PP

Actually, colorblindness is usually only red and green, and it really only happens in males. You must be a man, PP. That's the only logical explanation.

Not so, I'm afraid. If a girl were to be colorblind, her father must have been colorblind also. It's a rarity among females, but it does occur. It's just a recessive gene that must be present in both parents, and active in the father.
It's possible for someone to be fully colorblind or red/green colorblind (I believe it can also be blue/?yellow? but need to do some reading on that).

And to answer your question, DPD, no. I did try dreads once.. that was a joke. They were pretty nappy.


Do you love 80's music?

PP edit: more info on colorblindness here (http://colorvisiontesting.com/color2.htm)
DPD

Yes, yes I do. 80's music kicks ass...

Do you chop firewood on a regular basis? If no, why not?
Freddy Krueger

no, don't need to

do you like eating beans
ichi_ban1

Yes, but they don't have the same effect on me as they do a lot of other people (if you know what I mean)

Do you consider rap "music"?
Freddy Krueger

No. it's just stupid rhyming :p

do you love to dance in public
Swampy

No, I dance when I'm home alone with the curtains shut. The way I dance I'd get arrested.

Do you see this thread ever achieving anything?
DPD

Yes. To show that it's never good to underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...and that none of us is as dumb as all of us.

Do you own a butterfly knife?
NMN

Well, yes and no. My sister's friend's boyfriend's brother's friend's cousin's half-brother's dad's friend's uncle's son let me borrow it once. Oh, and two of my frineds have one. Maybe a third, I'm not sure. But I guess, NO.

Do you know that something is wrong, but don't know what's going on?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I do. I do think that something is wrong but I just don't know what it is right now. I guess it is because I am just to damn confused in knowing what is going on around me.

Do you consider yourself to be smart?
UT

Butterfly knives are illegal here. Though by chance I happen to have one in my bedside draw. I've lost count how many times I've wrapped myself on the knuckles playing with it when I first bought it 20 years ago.

And now onto NMN. Yeap honey I feel that way almost all the time. The term your searching for is 'The mushroom in the dark'. Don't worry, I'm always here for ya angel, never forget that.

Do you know why people get confused as to why the toilets flush in different directions depending whether you live in the Northern or Southern hemisphere?
NMN

LOL, UT, it's a line from a song that was playing while I was posting to DPD, but thanks for that.

And no, I don't know why, because it isn't true. Water flows in the least restrictive way possible and whatever direction it is shot out of the resevoir, is the way it will spin. Hell, my toilet doesn't even spin, it just gets shot into the drain.

Now wind, however, does flow in different directions in the Norhtern Hemisphere and the Southern Hemisphere. But I won't get into that, because it's too much to type right now, and I'm drinking DPD's DP.

Do you like DP?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Who doesn't.

Do you believe that it's best to think about yourself... not the sex?
Freddy Krueger

Hummm, yeah why not :p

do you like you're country
Swampy

Do you believe that it's best to think about yourself... not the sex?


Hummm, yeah why not:)

Wouldn't it have been better to leave this to someone who understood the question?

On to your question though, no. Its cold, wet and the national attitude to everything is negativity.

Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd taken the red pill?
ichi_ban1

a lot. Especially when life here begins to suck.

Are you tired right now?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I am really tired today. Because I got up at 3 a.m. in the morning today to do my chores and stuff.

Do you wish sometimes that you could do everything that you wanted to do in your life?
mazman

All.The.Time.

Do you live in your own little dreamworld?
DPD

No. Dreams are like rainbows; only idiots chase them.

Do you remember the time when you first met your spotieotiedopalicious angel?
ThereIsNoMatrix

No, I haven't met my spottieottiedopalicious angel, namely because I'm not a fan of Outkast...

If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
NMN

I don't know............. ........Yes, I would.

Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
ThereIsNoMatrix

I'm afraid the real question is "do I give a shit to listen?"

Could God microwave a bean burrito so hot that even he himself could not touch it?
AlmightyOne

Yes, God can do anything he wants, silly.

If jack fell down and broke his crown, was jack able to get a new one?
NMN

Let's back up a sec, AO. Now you just made a big boo-boo. You see, TINM, created a question that was paradoxical in nature. It might not seem so, it might seem as an ordinary question, but the paradox is lurking within the pixels of the characters. Now let's look at the paradox and your so-called answer: You said God can make a burrito hot enough that he can't lift it, but isn't God infallible? If he were, in fact, to make a burrito too hot for Himself to lift, this creates a mistake, and thereby denounces the existence of God, since a fundamental basis on Him is infaliibility. Your answer reduces Him to a human and nothing better than a man. But, yes there is a but, saying God cannot make the burrito hot enough for himself to not pick up would be challenging His powers and his Almightyness. This would be considered heresy in the Middle Ages, and you would be burned at the stake. A catch-22. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Literally in this case.

So TINM, I would Yeno, a mixture between yes and no and somewhere on the verge of maybe. I wouldn't want to be smited.

And AO, I'm sure he just stole another one from some dumb kid who asks stupid questions. So yes, I believe he did get a new crown.

Are you losing Lisa?
AgentSmith_fan

Hmm... No I am not losing Lisa. Because I don't have a friend names Lisa and I don't know if you are referring to the Mona Lisa!:D

Did you ever try eating soy sauce with your cookies?
mazman

Hmmm... no but that gives me an idea....

Have you ever eaten Beluga Caviar?
Freddy Krueger

No and i rather not do it

would you starve you're self to dead, just for you're belief
DPD

I don't believe in starving myself to death.

Do you eat butterfly tiger prawns, not shrimps?
mazman

I hate both

Have you even been to Prague?
ThereIsNoMatrix

No, but my great grandparents lived somewhere around there... That count?

Do you love me?
HomoUniversalis

YES! I LOVE YOU! Now, get back on your knees.

I have been to Prague actually, and touched that gold statue thing. I don't intend to go back there, though.

Are you a neo-conservative?

Mr U
NMN

I would just like to say, that gig sucks. Up yours, Washington.

Do you like chicken tonight, chick-chick-chicken tonight?
AgentSmith_fan

Lol. Yes I like chicken tonight. And lots of it. Just got to remember to dunk the soy sauce spices and olive oil on it as well. Then it will be just right.

Tell me this... did you ever eat a bug in your lunch?
Swampy

I did, deep fried locust. Nice, once you could see past what you were eating. Crispy outer, meaty inner.

Do you own a Jimi Hendrix Album?
PP

Nope, I'm afraid not.

Do you consider Starbucks to the god of coffee?
mazman

Hell no! Its over-priced crap!

Have you spent any points recently? If so, what on?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Nope. I get most of 'em as an admin. Ha ha, suckas!

Do you pity da foo'?
Swampy

Shut up foo', I ain't gettin on no plane!

Have you ever tried Milo?
PP

Not yet.

Were you really at your neighbor's house on the evening of Thursday, September 22, 1982?
mazman

Hmmm... Well I wasn't born yet so I guess not.

Are you actually Yakov whos secretly getting his revenge?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Why, of course, neighbor.

Are you the Hero of the Day?

EDIT: Haha, mazman may have beat me to the punch, but my answer still works.
DPD

Yes. Yes I am. And I think a few people will agree.

Have you ever had a 'flight to Boston'?
AgentSmith_fan

Nope I have never. But I have heard that boston is wonderful this tme of year.:)

Do you have a friend from France?
ichi_ban1

no i don't but i kinda wish i did (i guess)

Have you ever been to Montana in the dead of winter?
AgentSmith_fan

Nope Never have been. But I always wished that I could visit there. Because I have heard that it is a nice as well as wonderful state.:)

Did you ever have anyone hack your computer?
ichi_ban1

No, not yet and I hope i never do.

Do you like pancakes?
Swampy

With Maple Syrup and a lovely strong black coffee. Breakfast of champions.

Do you have the number for a good psychiatrist?
DPD

Yes,but I'm not about to give out my number here on the forum.

Are you good at breaking stuff, too?
mazman

Hell, yes. Just ask my minder

Can you dodge bullets?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Yes. Don't ask how.

Have you ever been in a painful sledding accident involving the rupture of... well... your... package?
DPD

Close. Snowmobiling...I don't know if you'd call it rupture, but something like that.

Are you gonna stuff a little turkey for Thanksgiving?
ichi_ban1

No, I don't ever participate in that on Thanksgiving

Are you by yourself on thanksgiving 2004?
Freddy Krueger

yes. because i don't do thanksgiving. thats a american thing :p


do you hate santa clause
PP

How can you hate something that doesn't exist (HA!! Take that, kiddies! I hope I just squashed all your hopes and dreams!!!!)

ahem.

To you plan to go shopping tomorrow? (is tomorrow a big shopping day anywhere else in the world? methinks it's just an american thing....)
AgentSmith_fan

Yes we are. In my family it is a family tradition after we celebrate Thanksgiving to get Christmas presents. And that is why we stay up until the next morning. So it is alot of fun.:P

Do you always make the food for Christmas and Thanksgiving?

(Another thing I would love to say is Happy Thanksgiving to all ye people out there. And have a great day!!!:D)
DPD

On shopping: Only because I need a snowboard for a coming weekend. Sure, there's some good sales going on, but I'll just take care of most of my shopping online, and to hell with all that traffic and those long lines. Also, I only have like 4 people to get presents for so it isn't really a pressing concern for me.

On food: No. I've never prepared the food for a Thanksgiving or Christmas meal. I only eat it.

Did you watch Payton Manning throw 6 TD passes today?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Nah. I was in the bar in my grandparent's basement throwin' back some shots of Jack Daniels.

Did you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Freddy Krueger

nope

do you like watching south park
mazman

Yeah, but its rarely on now.

Did you ever see (the genius that is) Family Guy?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Family Guy is my way of life. I have every episode, and have seen them all at least three times. Best. Damn. Show. Period.

Are you dreaming of a white christmas?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I sure do wish for now. I used to have white Christmas alot but I don't have anymore. Since my family have traveled to different states. And since I live in Hawaii I can only enjoy it since I can remember it.

Do you wish that you could live up more north?
Kara

No, not really.

Do you enjoy a good serious rp?
Freddy Krueger

yes sometimes, when i am interested in it :)

do you like kara's bar. and do you plan on going to it more often !
AgentSmith_fan

Well yes I do. I have read the thread where she does that bar stuff and it sounds like fun. And yes I would like to go there more often or even reply there.:)

Do you have a favorite thread on this website?
mazman

At the moment its Matrix Movie 4

Do you get email notifications from this site?
AgentSmith_fan

No. I don't get any e-mail notifications for this site. But I get it for four other sites that I am on right now. And their span really does fill my mail box.

Do you celebrate Christmas in your area?
DPD

Not always. Sometimes I celebrate Christmas in other areas. Also, I don't know if we're celebrating Christmas itself so much as celebrating on Christmas.

Did you see the Oakland-Denver game today? If so, did you find it as entertaining as I did?
Freddy Krueger

No didn't see it.


do you love being on matrixmania so much. that it effects you're life
mazman

Well, everything affects our lives....

Do you use iTunes?
ichi_ban1

Yes, I sure do

Are you hungry?
DPD

Yeah I am!! Ooooohhh...I want McGriddles.

Have you been a member here longer than myself?
mazman

Yup, Ive been here since the days of matrixreloaded.com and Luc. And youve got more posts than me!!!

Do you think it's dark in here?
AgentSmith_fan

Yes I do. Especially since I pratically live in the dark.:P

Do you think milk is good?
ichi_ban1

Yes, milk is pretty good, I drink it pretty often

Are you (or used to be) afraid of the dark?
Freddy Krueger

That why i always have a flashligt with me :p nah i am not afraid of the dark


do you think that people will find heaven eventualy (and i mean not when they die, but somewhere in space)
mazman

Nope. When you die, you're worm food. Simple.
Have you got any idea how many loopholes there are in afterlives?

Easy question: Are you Male or female?
Freddy Krueger

Male


Are you still watching pokemon
ThereIsNoMatrix

Every day at 6 AM on ABC.

Are you wearing clothes right now? Lord knows I'm not.

Edit: Haha, after glancing at the Who's Online page every now and then, there's had to have been at least 8 people who looked at this thread and couldn't come up with a reply.
PP

what exactly counts as "clothes"?
:D

Are you stalking me? If you are that would be super duper.
Freddy Krueger

yeah i am stalking you true the internet. and soon i will stalk you for real (as soon as i have the money to go america.) then i will stalk you, and probaly kidnap you :p


are you already getting bald
ichi_ban1

No, but I have signs of a receding hairline. Courtesy of inheritance (my dad and grandfather).

Do you like celery with peanut butter on it?
NMN

No. But did you know celery actually has negative calories? It burns more calories to eat a piece of celery than you actually get from the piece of celery. So if you ever want to go on a crazy diet, just eat celery. Because it stifles hunger for a little while, then when you get hungry again, it some more. You'll lose 10 pounds within a week. Or die of hunger. It's awesome. But celery sucks, so it ain't my diet.

Do you want to start a brand new colony?
ThereIsNoMatrix

I've already got my plans to claim Upper Michigan as its own sovereign nation...

Will you be at one of the concentration camps placed throughout the world when I assume world domination?
AgentSmith_fan

No. Because luckily by that time we will be having houses in space. And I would be living on an alien planet with alien friends. As well as possibly turning into an alien myself.

Do you plan on getting married?
PP

someday, but not any time soon.

FK, that's kinda creepy... I think I'm going to change my address rather soon. And phone number. And my name. Be looking out for me. My new name will be "Tina Turner." Feel free to stalk and kill.

Have you been outside in the last day?
NMN

Yeah, it's freaking cold out there. Yeah yeah, California cold. Shut it. I know that's not 'cold', but it's cold. So there.

Do you feel that people are being stupid, obnoxious, or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enough?
Freddy Krueger

can you read minds or something ? YES :p

PP you better watch out, you better say awake, because Freddy is coming for you :p (lol bad christmas song :p )


are you addicted to fireworks
ichi_ban1

oohhh....pretty color.......Yes, I am

Do you like where you live?
AgentSmith_fan

No. Because where I live everyone is trying to kill me. And that happened about three times this morning while walking to the bus stop. I tell you my neighbors must have something against a short high school student.

Do you want to be Santa for a day?
ichi_ban1

Only if I can be him on December 26th. His only day off. :)

Are you hot (temperature wise?)
ThereIsNoMatrix

Not really. I have a sweatshirt on though.

Is (3^60)/(9^30) = 1?
PP

Yes.

Have you visited homestarrunner yet today?
UT

LOL. Yeap. About 5 minutes ago to be precise PP.
Freddy Krueger

LOL. Yeap. About 5 minutes ago to be precise PP.

aren't we forgetting something UT ;)
(you should of asked a quistion for the next person)


do you plan on going to the ball in kara's bar
mazman

No, of course not. I dont want to, I mean whats the point? Cos, y'now I... Who am I kidding?

Do you wanna go to the ball with me???
AgentSmith_fan

No sorry. I already have a date to the ball.

Do you plan on moving soon?
Omega Ascendant

you mention of your clones about that ball event. Can i date one of your clones? lol
AgentSmith_fan

Yes you sure can if you want to.:D There is enough of my clones to go around.:P

Do you have a twin?
Omega Ascendant

Do you have a twin?

y do u ask that?
Freddy Krueger

Whahaha back off OA, The lady is taken http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/comeandgetsome.gif

nah just kidding, as_f is going to the ball with me :). Well i see you already asked PP, now if she only would reply ;)


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Do you think will smith would of played a better neo then keanu reeves
Omega Ascendant

Whahaha back off OA, The lady is taken http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/comeandgetsome.gif

nah just kidding, as_f is going to the ball with me :). Well i see you already asked PP, now if she only would reply ;)


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Do you think will smith would of played a better neo then keanu reeves

I know as_f is going with you and no one can change that.
I asked PP via msn messenger and she agrees! Man, i tell ya, i must be the lucky guy here to date with a hot sexy babe!

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