Can you really make me angry enough to kick your ass?

Geesh... I am really pissed off today... and the only thing that I can to get my anger out... is to kick someones ass... so if anyone out there wants to get me mad or angry please take a shot at me...

your not big enough to kick my ass :p

that good or do you whant this to be like dpd's tread ?

Well it is kind of like dpds thread. But it is supposed to be a little bit different. You see the more threats and things that you say to me I will either explode, fight you back, go into a swearing frenzy, and act crazy. So that is one reason that I want people to make me feel really angry right now. And I wont mind it if you swear your whole god bloody head off. So bring the crap on!

And that was good because Agent Smith anger slowly starts to rise... causing him to get sudden impluses to destory you... so keep on getting him angry... so that you can watch him explode and do some cool tricks...:D

umm. this seems interesting....*cough cough*

oke let's see then. *cracks fingers*

your name is so inspiration. coudn't ya come up with anything better

you eat vomit and if you try to attack me, i rip of your head :p

Stand back and let a pro do it.

Ok slapnuts, see you are teh suxor at this shit. So either put up or please shut up. Preferably now. Ok back to you ASF. Take a shot at me.

Stand back and let a pro do it.

Ok slapnuts, see you are teh suxor at this shit. So either put up or please shut up. Preferably now. Ok back to you ASF. Take a shot at me.

"it" being done everyone?All of them?
Awesome.Hmm. OK I will put it there.Oh.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Yes, let us get back to
business.
Blimey.Where do you want me to take it?

I didn't know you were playing Agent, though give it your best shot.

Ah man UT I do feel like kicking your ass right now. I feel my angry just burning out of me wanting to kick you. But I just need one more threat to make my kick your ass.

*Agent Smith gets into his fighting position... while getting ready to kick UT's ass*

Is this whole thing some sort of joke, or are some of you actually serious? Pro is just the first three letters of prostitute.

It's also the first three letters of prostate. And when have I not been serious?- UT ;)

Is this whole thing some sort of joke, or are some of you actually serious? Pro is just the first three letters of prostitute.

Yes I think this is whole thing some sort of joke or are some of you actually serious, but I'm not completely sure.What else is the first three letters of prostitute?

give's AgentSmith_fan a super wedgie. and then make's him trip over his own feeth.

you are a momma boy, when you can't do something you go to you're mommy and cry :p

Ahh you piece of shit. There is no way that I am a mama's boy you fucking bastard. Your the mother fucker you piece of filth.

*at this insult Agent Smith kicks his ass and kills the shit out of him*

Geesh I know that was mean but that was good as well. Great job in the insults and threats. I would like more people. Com'on give me more.

I hope you choke.

I hope you choke.
...And get pneumonia

Damn it you guys. I hope you choke to and get an illness. Shoot you all. I hope you all die you mother fucking bitches.

*Agent Smith runs and destorys most of the your life points that you have left. Leaving you with only ten life points each. Also leaving you physically damange for life from the fight that you had with him*

Damn it you guys. I hope you choke to and get an illness. Shoot you all. I hope you all die you mother fucking bitches.

*Agent Smith runs and destorys most of the your life points that you have left. Leaving you with only ten life points each. Also leaving you physically damange for life from the fight that you had with him*

Don't be angry. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Agent said I guys.Don't worry about it, Agent.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about copy exactly what everyone tells him or her or replies to him or her. Try being more or less specific.
Don't worry about it, Agent.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about *Agent Smith runs and destorys most of the your life points that you have left.
What happened to it?

Oh oh okay. Well I dont really know where you came from... but you definetly got me on my bad side you bitch. So why dont you crawl all the way home and weep to your mother that your a sissy.

Um.. ASF, you are fucking stupid. You are by far the stupidest person I have ever crossed paths with. Dumb as toast and denser than lead. You could be legally retarded, but that would be too nice. You are FUBAR.

Hey, you asked for it.

What the fuck?! There is no way that I am stupid you bastard. I am a very smart person. I always get 4.0's and 3.5's. And if you think that is stupid you should at your fucking face in the mirror. Because in when I look at you I see a bitch looking back at me.

*Agent Smith shoots the fuck out of NMN and then he destory's the rest of his body and sends him all the way through the fucking fires of hell*

What the fuck?! There is no way that I am stupid you bastard. I am a very smart person. I always get 4.0's and 3.5's. And if you think that is stupid you should at your fucking face in the mirror. Because in when I look at you I see a bitch looking back at me.

*Agent Smith shoots the fuck out of NMN and then he destory's the rest of his body and sends him all the way through the fucking fires of hell*

Please don't be so rude.
Where did it go?Actually I don't meet many smart people.Where did you get it? Really always?That makes sense to me.
Tell me a little about your life in when he or she look at you he or she see a bitch looking back at him or her.
I've never heard of it before.

Man if you really like talking to me this much. Then why dont you just e-mail me on this website or just become my friend. And the truth is... I like being mean when I want to. Most of the time my friends tell me that I am the nicest person around. I dont act like a bitch like I do on these boards.

wheep to your momma?

sissy?

Normally I would make the observation that you are homophobic, and statistically seen, likely to be a closet-homosexual, or if you must, lesbian. In your case, however, I hardly feel like stating the obvious, so I will let everyone figure it out for themselves.

Not that there is anything wrong with it. Quite the opposite; I encourage it. Why? You see, I believe in Darwin's law. I believe that those best suited to their environment survive, and the idea of you having offspring is really quite chilling. The fact that you are, voluntarily, I might add, stepping out of the gene-pool is a delight to my ears, or rather eyes.

In case you try to come up with some witty reply in which you make yourself sound more homophobic, or even moronic than you actually are, don't bother. The dignified thing to do is to just whipe the dust off your knees, swallow the load, and get the hell out of here.

I thank you kindly,

HomoUniversalis

A.....ha. You see a bitch? Well then, I stand corrected. You know, howver, stupidity doesn't have to be shown through grades in school. You could have cheated. A truly smart person would understand that there isn't just book smart. There is street smart. Have some fucking common sense you fucked up slut with no life and dreams that are surely to be crushed.

And the mirror comeback, come on, seriously? This is definitely a sad world.

Self-defeating games: 'Being the nice person'. You are a textbook example, hun.

You are afraid to be bitchy against your friends because you are afraid they won't accept you, so you use the internet, which is anonymous and incapable of not accepting you, as a ways of being bitchy. I can only recommend you seek professional help, since I have got plenty of patients already.

Still, if you ever find the need to do other things on my couch than talk, be sure to drop by. It's not just my talking that's good, baby...

Mr U

Alright NMN and HU I cant say anything back to both of you because you actually stooped me. And you got me so angry that I cant say anything back to both of you since I am angry as well as shocked. I want to say something but I am really stuck on nothing but the fucking shit that you both gave me as well.

So you know what? I will just say that you got me so angry as well as possed that I really cant say anything. So you both win since you left me actually stuck in the position of anger and madness that I am in right now.

If there is anyone else that does this good like these guys than that is really good. Because this is like the hate thread.

*Just by what both NMN and HU says Smith actually shuts down because he cant stand what both of them said about his sexuality and how smart he is*

Well, I'm glad you have accepted your position in life. Just remember your place, and you'll do fine.

Alright. And thank you very much for your replies to this thread because it was really wonderful and surpising for some of the replies that you and HU put into thie thread. And thanks once again.

Alright. And thank you very much for your replies to this thread because it was really wonderful and surpising for some of the replies that you and HU put into thie thread. And thanks once again.

OK.You are quite welcome!

Not really that much. Your purpose is your replies to this thread because it was really wonderful and surpising for some of the replies that you and HU put into thie thread.Once more? But...

Oh ha ha ha ha. Well mr I know everything and copy everything that a real human writes down. Please shut up. And one more thing I have to leave right now for a stuido shoot or I will be late. So bye guys and keeping on writing something fucking good to get me really irratated and angry. Thanks.

You display a sense of stupidity that is truly genuine. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read your posts. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You display a sense of stupidity that is truly genuine. Everyone in this forum is now stupider for having read your posts. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Thanks for telling me:
said I display a sense of stupidity that is truly genuine.That's a rather sweeping generalization.That's good information:
said award me no points and may God have mercy on my soul.

God damn have mercy on me. But that would be aweful if I didn't recieve any points for any of the posts that I post now would that. Geesh that got me just a little bit more angry. But keep up the good work. Because I know you got the right stuff in you to make me boil.

*Agent Smith smirks at the comments that have been thrown at him and he just brushes them right off of his sleeves*

*looks around the thread further, still trying to figure out if this shit is serious.* You're trippin...hard. And no, I'm not trying to piss you off, I'm saying that if you WANT to get pissed off you're going about it all wrong. Stressing out unnecessarily during your menstrual cycle is pretty unhealthy, but that's your bad. Unless I read this wrong and you're pregnant because, "he told me there were more beers in his room." Though I wouldn't put that past you either.

i pissed in all the drinks in your house (that you drank this week)

Eww yuck! Now that gets me angry. I should of known that there was something strange tasting in my drinks that I drank all week. That makes me fucking pissed off. You gain 10 points because of that.

*When Agent Smith learns of this hes sicken so he decides to take a break for the rest of the day for the desturbing news that he has learned of*

Oh, for fuck's sake, go masturbate and relieve that pent up tension. Jesus H. Christ. Just go do it for crying out loud.

Seriously, I agree. If you can't love yourself, then no one else will.

Actually I do love myself. Because I found someone that I am starting to fall in love with seriously. He is the cutest guy in school. And he told me that he loved to talk to me because he thinks I am beautiful. *blushes* I hope one day we can date if he goes to the same college as I do. *sighs at the thought* But I rather date a guy to my liking and a guy that believes that same thing than me than anything else.

That's why I am not angry right now. I am pretty happy at the memory.

I'm happy for you but stop trying to skirt the issue. You should still masturbate anyway.

For fuck's sake, please, listen to us!

Instead, masturbate, and video-tape it. That kind of stuff is in great demand these days. You could make an easy buck!

Besides, it shouldn't be too different from the whoring you do on the campus, anyway!

Mr U

i killed your pet

lol listen to NMN, HU and DPD there tellign you the truth :p

Okay people I will. That is why I have decided to ask the moderators if they could close this thread. I have thought about this while I discussed this problem over with my dad. So please dont reply in here anymore. Thank you.

Deciding to masturbate made you want to close the thread? That beats the fuck outta me, but whatever, your thread.

THREAD CLOSED.