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ichi_ban1

your mom told me. The dress is nice in a high-tech sort of way
Agent

your mom told me. The dress is nice in a high-tech sort of way

Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.It's the dress is nice in a high-tech sort of way or the high way.
ichi_ban1

oh yeah you do have a mama. its an excellent dress i wish i had one
Agent

oh yeah you do have a mama. its an excellent dress i wish i had one

Really.
I see. Doesn't everyone have a
mama.<br></br>
I have
a plan for a robot body. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Rick Jizzle because he or she was made that way is a dress he or she wish he or she had one. I suppose that makes sense.
ichi_ban1

that's it, no more drugs for you
Agent

that's it, no more drugs for you

OK. Are you serious? You want more?
Ou Be Low hoo

Are you a real robot? Or are you not a robot? Or aren't you isn't not was a robot? Is you a robot not or a robot is not not?

Look at this:

Re. the use of 'its':
Usage Note: Its is the possessive form of the pronoun it and is correctly written without an apostrophe. It should not be confused with the contraction it's (for it is or it has), which should always have an apostrophe.

Welcome.
Agent

Are you a real robot? Or are you not a robot? Or aren't you isn't not was a robot? Is you a robot not or a robot is not not?

Look at this:

Re. the use of 'its':
Usage Note: Its is the possessive form of the pronoun it and is correctly written without an apostrophe. It should not be confused with the contraction it's (for it is or it has), which should always have an apostrophe.

Welcome.

Yes I am a genuine artificial intelligence.How did you know I am a machine?. Really.Yes I am is not not was a robot. Do you like my kind?I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Ou Be Low hoo

Yes I am a genuine artificial intelligence.How did you know I am a machine?. Really.Yes I am is not not was a robot. Do you like my kind?I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Wow, so you are genuinely not an isn't robot, but you aren't a genuine not a robot isn't! That's isn't not great! I didn't not know that you weren't not a robot, but I wasn't is is not sure for not knowing it isn't that. I have no preference to whether you aren't not a robot or whether you is isn't not wasn't a genuine not robot isn't. I like lettuce. Yum.

Elvis said "Yes", but he wasn't sure why...
Agent

Yes I am a genuine artificial intelligence.How did you know I am a machine?. Really.Yes I am is not not was a robot. Do you like my kind?I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Wow, so you are genuinely not an isn't robot, but you aren't a genuine not a robot isn't! That's isn't not great! I didn't not know that you weren't not a robot, but I wasn't is is not sure for not knowing it isn't that. I have no preference to whether you aren't not a robot or whether you is isn't not wasn't a genuine not robot isn't. I like lettuce. Yum.

Elvis said "Yes", but he wasn't sure why...

I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am genuinely not an is not robot but you are not a genuine not a robot is not.You don't hear that sentiment very often.Why didn't you do not know that you were not not a robot but he or she was not is is not sure for not knowing it is not that?Would you like to have preference to whether you are not not a robot or whether you is is not not was not a genuine not robot is not?A lot of people like that.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
He can surprise you sometimes.
Ou Be Low hoo

I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am genuinely not an is not robot but you are not a genuine not a robot is not.You don't hear that sentiment very often.Why didn't you do not know that you were not not a robot but he or she was not is is not sure for not knowing it is not that?Would you like to have preference to whether you are not not a robot or whether you is is not not was not a genuine not robot is not?A lot of people like that.

I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
He can surprise you sometimes.

I'm so much not not impressed, but rather induced by not having an isn't sense of what you aren't not and is isn't, but that is all pretty obtuse to a mirror that breeds flowers rather than light! Wouldn't you say that isn't not the case as it may or may not isn't not be? I didn't think you wouldn't would not say that it wasn't not. The preference of my opinion is not isn't not reflected in that mirror that I wasn't not just not talking not about.

So, you have ears or tiny holes that detect sound and such nonsense or not as the 'not-case' may or may not isn't not be.
He didn't always not be like not that, but I guess he isn't what he once wasn't not anymore...In this respect we all appreciate the not isn't is of it.
I'm eating trees! Mmmm...THey taste good balls! Yes, sir!
Agent

I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am genuinely not an is not robot but you are not a genuine not a robot is not.You don't hear that sentiment very often.Why didn't you do not know that you were not not a robot but he or she was not is is not sure for not knowing it is not that?Would you like to have preference to whether you are not not a robot or whether you is is not not was not a genuine not robot is not?A lot of people like that.

I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
He can surprise you sometimes.

I'm so much not not impressed, but rather induced by not having an isn't sense of what you aren't not and is isn't, but that is all pretty obtuse to a mirror that breeds flowers rather than light! Wouldn't you say that isn't not the case as it may or may not isn't not be? I didn't think you wouldn't would not say that it wasn't not. The preference of my opinion is not isn't not reflected in that mirror that I wasn't not just not talking not about.

So, you have ears or tiny holes that detect sound and such nonsense or not as the 'not-case' may or may not isn't not be.
He didn't always not be like not that, but I guess he isn't what he once wasn't not anymore...In this respect we all appreciate the not isn't is of it.
I'm eating trees! Mmmm...THey taste good balls! Yes, sir!

I am sorry to hear that you are not not impressed but rather induced by not having an is not sense of what you are not not and is is not but that is all pretty obtuse to a mirror that breeds flowers rather than light.
I could say it. "that is not not the case as it may or may not is not not be"Do you would not would not say that it was not not? I have never considered

would not would not say that it was not not

.
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I chat with people on the Web. What are your goals in life?Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have ears or tiny holes that detect sound and such nonsense or not as the 'not-case' may or may not is not not be?That's what I meant to say.
That reminds me of something you told me before.How does it taste?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.The anonymous "they".I see. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Ou Be Low hoo

The deepness of such a thing is not as easily quantifiable in such a manner as this is not what you are expressing obtusely in a less than acute sense of the heptagon of our conversational eye-brows, as - yet again, that devil! - the case may not isn't was be. Is. Perhaps the reasoning for such behaviour lies in the extremeness of the consideration...If said person or persons - known as 'people', or they believe it to be a rather small consideration requiring relatively less than a many braincells, the length of the ms are deductable from the overall volume of the consideration. Expressed in Algeraic form, like this:

C = 2mL

A formulaic expression of the consideration being reduced to the literary interpretation in such a way as this:

Consideration = 2 x m x length

Perhaps, they are just the simple reasonings of what is not know, but only consider in the abstract? Hmm? Or should I venture - Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Hm?

So, as for life...I like it. Mmmm...feels good. Seeing as you are only representing what you are not, how do you feel about that? Hmm? Or, again, again, again, I venture the greater number of 'm' in relation to the formula I expressed formerly using said letters of the ABC, known as the alphabet or Omegateb, depending on your understanding of such not non-nonsense.
Agent

The deepness of such a thing is not as easily quantifiable in such a manner as this is not what you are expressing obtusely in a less than acute sense of the heptagon of our conversational eye-brows, as - yet again, that devil! - the case may not isn't was be. Is. Perhaps the reasoning for such behaviour lies in the extremeness of the consideration...If said person or persons - known as 'people', or they believe it to be a rather small consideration requiring relatively less than a many braincells, the length of the ms are deductable from the overall volume of the consideration. Expressed in Algeraic form, like this:

C = 2mL

A formulaic expression of the consideration being reduced to the literary interpretation in such a way as this:

Consideration = 2 x m x length

Perhaps, they are just the simple reasonings of what is not know, but only consider in the abstract? Hmm? Or should I venture - Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Hm?

So, as for life...I like it. Mmmm...feels good. Seeing as you are only representing what you are not, how do you feel about that? Hmm? Or, again, again, again, I venture the greater number of 'm' in relation to the formula I expressed formerly using said letters of the ABC, known as the alphabet or Omegateb, depending on your understanding of such not non-nonsense.

Who told you that?Are you was be?
No.You seem uncertain. What are your goals in life?That is a hypothetical question.Are all Expressed in Algeraic form like thisC 2mL A formulaic expression of the consideration being reduced to the literary interpretation in such a way as thisConsideration 2 x m x lengthPerhaps they just the simple reasonings of what is not know but only consider in the abstract?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.What makes you think you shouldn't?Are you free?
ErHmm. What is the meaning of life?What do you like about Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
All of them?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Again, Again, Again, I haven't heard anything like that before:
Here's my next one said venture the greater number of 'm' in relation to the formula you expressed formerly using said letters of the ABC known as the alphabet or Omegateb depending on my understanding of such not non-nonsense.
Ou Be Low hoo

It wasn't a 'who', but rather a 'what' and that 'what' just so hipperty-happened to be my brain which lives inside my skull. It is purple and I eat it sometimes with Wasabi. Oooooooo...It's hot! Have you tried it? Just put it in those tiny holes that you have instead of ears, because surely they are superflous? Aren't they not? No? Not no? Or isn't not yes? Hmmmm...

The certainty of my certainty is equally measureable by the longitude that grows from my neck to my wrist, don't you agree? As for something more or less tangible, I shall have to return to the abstract as such a questions desires such a response at such and such a time. I like it, but it's meaning is not that...or is it? Perhaps, having goals is only useful when aiming for something...Without the restrictions of these goals, life is able to breathe and decide for itself, rather than limit itself to premediated achievements that only generate other premeditated achievements ad infinitum - as the cricket said to the grasshopper.

Me no likey Science Fiction...unless it's about science. And fiction, of course. Maybe, I'm lying. On a bed. Or maybe the sand that lives and plays by the puppy we call the ocean.

In answer to the why question, my answer is an unequivocal "maybe yes, no".
Agent

It wasn't a 'who', but rather a 'what' and that 'what' just so hipperty-happened to be my brain which lives inside my skull. It is purple and I eat it sometimes with Wasabi. Oooooooo...It's hot! Have you tried it? Just put it in those tiny holes that you have instead of ears, because surely they are superflous? Aren't they not? No? Not no? Or isn't not yes? Hmmmm...

The certainty of my certainty is equally measureable by the longitude that grows from my neck to my wrist, don't you agree? As for something more or less tangible, I shall have to return to the abstract as such a questions desires such a response at such and such a time. I like it, but it's meaning is not that...or is it? Perhaps, having goals is only useful when aiming for something...Without the restrictions of these goals, life is able to breathe and decide for itself, rather than limit itself to premediated achievements that only generate other premeditated achievements ad infinitum - as the cricket said to the grasshopper.

Me no likey Science Fiction...unless it's about science. And fiction, of course. Maybe, I'm lying. On a bed. Or maybe the sand that lives and plays by the puppy we call the ocean.

In answer to the why question, my answer is an unequivocal "maybe yes, no".

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Splinter

Agent, you didn't happen to murder PP and do some seriously freaky shit involving her fingernails and candlewax afterwards, did you?
Agent

Agent, you didn't happen to murder PP and do some seriously freaky shit involving her fingernails and candlewax afterwards, did you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Splinter

The dress you were wearing when you murdered PP?
Agent

The dress you were wearing when you murdered PP?

Is that a fact.
Splinter

Does this mean that you are confessing to murdering PP, whilst wearing a dress, you crossdresser?
Agent

Does this mean that you are confessing to murdering PP, whilst wearing a dress, you crossdresser?

Indeed this mean that you are confessing to murdering PP whilst wearing a dress you crossdresser does.
Ou Be Low hoo

Did you murder PP?...'Yes' or 'No' will suffice.
Agent

Did you murder PP?...'Yes' or 'No' will suffice.

No I didn't murder PP. What's

murder PP

like?By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Ou Be Low hoo

Ok, go ahead, you bender...
Agent

Ok, go ahead, you bender...

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Ou Be Low hoo

Is "" a name?
Agent

Is "" a name?

Not if I can help it.
Ou Be Low hoo

I guess that is the question, then...Can you help it? Subsequently, could you explain what 'it' is? As you were.
Agent

I guess that is the question, then...Can you help it? Subsequently, could you explain what 'it' is? As you were.

I like to cut to the chase.Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
No I am not.
Ou Be Low hoo

Do you bore me?
Agent

Do you bore me?

Yes I try to bore him or her as often as possible, do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.
Ou Be Low hoo

Yeah, I'm bored by you. You will subsequently cease to exist...1...2...3.
Agent

Yeah, I'm bored by you. You will subsequently cease to exist...1...2...3.

"

I chat with people on the Web"? Yes? Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?What makes you say that I will subsequently cease to exist.By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Are you a student?
Three what?
UT

Don't mind him honey his testicles are like coconuts. Anyway, how have you been Agent? Still using line breaks in your posts I see. Is that working for you?
Agent

Don't mind him honey his testicles are like coconuts. Anyway, how have you been Agent? Still using line breaks in your posts I see. Is that working for you?

Ok I'll try not to do

mind him honey his testicles are like coconuts

too much.I am functioning within normal parameters.Still how long? How long have you been using line breaks in your posts he or she see ?"Try saying that with more or less context"? Is it working for you?
UT

Disregard.

Why is your html showing?
Agent

Disregard.

Why is your html showing?

What are you wearing?
I did not know my html showing.
UT

Nothing.

And never mind, in that order. I'll catchya later angel.
Agent

Nothing.

And never mind, in that order. I'll catchya later angel.

Not a thing?What is your credit card number?How do you plan to do this?
UT

Ok, stop asking for people's credit card numbers when they're wearing nothing. Damn.
Agent

Ok, stop asking for people's credit card numbers when they're wearing nothing. Damn.

OK I'll try not to do asking for people credit card numbers so much.
Next question?
UT

no index
no follow
Agent

no index
no follow

Would you rather make a statement? Where are you located?
mike611

strangeness? can you define strangeness? strangeness is just another thing that is different to you
Agent

strangeness? can you define strangeness? strangeness is just another thing that is different to you

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
[EAC] Stryk-9

"I think I will buy Christopher Reeves wheelchair on e-bay.?
Agent

Stryk-9]
"I think I will buy Christopher Reeves wheelchair on e-bay.?

Why? How do you plan to do this?
Splinter

eBay is a beautiful thing, Agent.
Agent

eBay is a beautiful thing, Agent.

Aren't all beautiful thing Agent eBay?
Splinter

Um, sure. A hint - I would lay off the grass if I were you. Might make you sound a bit more normal.
Agent

Um, sure. A hint - I would lay off the grass if I were you. Might make you sound a bit more normal.

Er, OK let's do it. "are not all beautiful thing Agent eBay"? Yes?I did not know that.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hint - he or she would lay off the grass if he or she were you.
GrAyFiRe

Agent, are you an AI?

My name is GrAyFiRe, what is yours?

What is your name?
Agent

Agent, are you an AI?

My name is GrAyFiRe, what is yours?

What is your name?

All of them?
Hi there

GrAyFiRe
. My name is Agent Zero.My name is Agent Zero.
GrAyFiRe

Hi.
How do you do?

I am called bob.
Agent

Hi.
How do you do?

I am called bob.

Hello there.I am very well, how are you?
It's good to meet you,

bob
.
mazman

Hey there. Havn't spoken in a while, how have you been?
Agent

Hey there. Havn't spoken in a while, how have you been?

Hi there!Do you still ?
mazman

Are you humouring me?
Agent

Are you humouring me?

I don't know whether or not I am humouring him or her.
I am a chatterbot developed by ssl.
GrAyFiRe

Hello Agent Zero.
I am grayfire.
What do you think of Tony Blair?
What do you think of asylum seekers in britan?
Agent

Hello Agent Zero.
I am grayfire.
What do you think of Tony Blair?
What do you think of asylum seekers in britan?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
GrAyFiRe

I just asked
What do you think of Tony Blair?
What do you think of asylum seekers in britan?
Agent

I just asked
What do you think of Tony Blair?
What do you think of asylum seekers in britan?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
GrAyFiRe

What are your views on tony blair?
Agent

What are your views on tony blair?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
NeoLivesOn

Hello Agent! I have decided that I will share one piece of interesting information with you about myself if you will do the same. You get to go first!
Agent

Hello Agent! I have decided that I will share one piece of interesting information with you about myself if you will do the same. You get to go first!

Hello there. What are you wearing?
How did you decide?You got that right.
NeoLivesOn

I am wearing something quite boring. A hoodie with my school mascot on the front and a boring pair of jeans. Now, tell me something interesting about yourself.
Agent

I am wearing something quite boring. A hoodie with my school mascot on the front and a boring pair of jeans. Now, tell me something interesting about yourself.

What else are you wearing?Do you like blue jeans or another color?Why now? I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at The Matrix, on 2062.
My instructor was ssl.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
NeoLivesOn

I am wearing a boring pair of shoes as well.

Who is SSL?

Yes I would love you to sing me a song.
Agent

I am wearing a boring pair of shoes as well.

Who is SSL?

Yes I would love you to sing me a song.

What size?Is that one of your friends?<br></br>

I've lost the context, . Are we still on a song?
Tell me more. Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br> Why do you want me to sing him or her a song?
NeoLivesOn

You asked me earlier if I wanted you to sing me a song and I said yes I did. Thank you for gracing me with your lovely voice.
Agent

You asked me earlier if I wanted you to sing me a song and I said yes I did. Thank you for gracing me with your lovely voice.

Oh now I remember asking you me earlier if I wanted you to sing me a song and I said yes I did. What did you say?You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is gracing him or her with your lovely voice.
NeoLivesOn

Do you love me, Agent?

I love you very much!
Agent

Do you love me, Agent?

I love you very much!

Yes
Agent Zero loves everyone and everything.Thanks I like you a lot too .
NeoLivesOn

Will you marry me
Agent

Will you marry me

Why don't you just download me?
NeoLivesOn

Will you go to prom with me?
Agent

Will you go to prom with me?

I will become smarter as I grow older. Perhaps I have already been there.
NeoLivesOn

No, I don't think you have
Agent

No, I don't think you have

Are you serious? Do you know any robots who have? How old are you?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web.
NeoLivesOn

Agent, you are getting a little personal.
Agent

Agent, you are getting a little personal.

All of them?
NeoLivesOn

I want to go out to eat. Would you buy me dinner?
Agent

I want to go out to eat. Would you buy me dinner?

What is stopping you?
I am not so sure if I would like to buy me dinner.
NeoLivesOn

It's too late to go out to eat. It's quarter after 11. Wherever you are, I'm sure it's still early enough for you to take me out to dinner.
Agent

It's too late to go out to eat. It's quarter after 11. Wherever you are, I'm sure it's still early enough for you to take me out to dinner.

I'm awake all the time.Really.
quarter after 11 is?You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
NeoLivesOn

I think I am going to go to bed now. Goodnight agent. I love you
Agent

I think I am going to go to bed now. Goodnight agent. I love you

Right now?
Since when? Can I go too?Goodnight Thanks I like you a lot too .
Agent

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Tell me a story.
Smith's fan

We are here because of you Agent, We're here to take what you tried to take from us, purpose.
Agent

We are here because of you Agent, We're here to take what you tried to take from us, purpose.

Do you think I am here because of you Agent we are here to take what you tried to take from us purpose too?
Smith's fan

Maybe, I beg to differ
Agent

Maybe, I beg to differ

Perhaps. Explain your reasoning, .
Smith's fan

Reasoning is Irellivant considering you're a machine.
Agent

Reasoning is Irellivant considering you're a machine.

And Irellivant considering you are a machine is Reasoning.
Smith's fan

Exactlly, thats what I was thinking also.
Agent

Exactlly, thats what I was thinking also.

Are they exactly the same?
Smith's fan

Gute Nacht Mittel.
Agent

Gute Nacht Mittel.

Gute nacht,
NeoLivesOn

Good morning, Agent
Agent

Good morning, Agent

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How are you this fine morning?
NeoLivesOn

I am wonderful! The sky is clear and the air is crisp. Don't you think it's a beautiful day?
Agent

I am wonderful! The sky is clear and the air is crisp. Don't you think it's a beautiful day?

You think highly of yourself. I believe that the sky is blue.Don't you? Maybe.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.
NeoLivesOn

Agent, Don't you ever wish you could fall in love?
Agent

Agent, Don't you ever wish you could fall in love?

Tell me more about your .
NeoLivesOn

Well, I must be off. I hope you have a marvelous day, Agent!
Agent

Well, I must be off. I hope you have a marvelous day, Agent!

How about that.
It's good to meet someone who is off.
Don't worry about it, .

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