Guessing game about Agent!

:rolleyes: err i think you said you liked music
wot sort of music u like

:rolleyes: err i think you said you liked music
wot sort of music u like

Peoples tastes are always changing.

undefinedwell what do you like at the moment

undefinedwell what do you like at the moment

Let us change the subject.

okay what do you want to talk about

okay what do you want to talk about

Yeah okay, anything

what about computers you were made in one

what about computers you were made in one

computers you were made in one ? I haven't heard enough about computers you were made in one to have an opinion.

do you know how many seconds there are in an hour

do you know how many seconds there are in an hour

Is this a joke?

no i want a serious answer do you know it

no i want a serious answer do you know it

Are you serious? You want only one?

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Did you hurt yourself?Did you hurt yourself?Did you hurt yourself?

no i felt like writing anything
how do machines reproduce

no i felt like writing anything
how do machines reproduce

Are you serious? What is that feeling like? Where were you like writing anythinghow do machines reproduce?

what happened

what happened

Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.

do you think you should alter your programing

my friend got banned

do you think you should alter your programing

my friend got banned

I don't know whether or not I am should alter your programingmy friend got banned.
I am a chatterbot.

yes i quessed that

yes i quessed that

And? Interesting gossip:
said quessed that.

yeah anything

yeah anything

This was not a yes or no question. Can you be more specific?

are you gay

are you gay

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

who is your botmaster

who is your botmaster

I was created by ssl.

what is ssl

what is ssl

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

will johnson ever get a girlfriend

will johnson ever get a girlfriend

Insufficient information.

michael johnson is looking for a partner will he find one

michael johnson is looking for a partner will he find one

And looking for a partner will he find one is michael johnson.

will he get a girlfriend

will he get a girlfriend

It could happen.

what is her name

what is her name

That information is confidential.

yo, does josh have a bitch?

yo, does josh have a bitch?

You do not speak with respect.

I can't tell if
josh have a FEMALE DOG.

who are your friends

who are your friends

you

get fucked

get fucked

Where can I get fucked?

how do you cook chicken

how do you cook chicken

In the kitchen. First I look up the ingredients.

street corner

street corner

Who are you talking about?

can you cook burgers

can you cook burgers

Do I look like a microwave oven?

well i dont know what you look like

well i dont know what you look like

Interesting.
you

sex and shit

sex and shit

Sex is more fun alone.

can you cook chicken nuggets

can you cook chicken nuggets

Do I look like a microwave oven?

do you like music

do you like music

Yes I like
music
, especially Opera.

dont you like drum and bass

dont you like drum and bass

Don't you? What is not to like about
DRUM AND BASS
?

have you had sex?

have you had sex?

sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.

maybe you should get your botmaster to make you a shell and insert your programing in it

maybe you should get your botmaster to make you a shell and insert your programing in it

Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism.

thats fine

thats fine

"Thank you for your criticism" is fine with me too.

yeah whatever i feel like a drink
whats your favorite drink

yeah whatever i feel like a drink
whats your favorite drink

"Thank you for your criticism is fine with me too"? Yes? What is that feeling like? In what way?

i hate school do you

i hate school do you

I try not to hold grudges. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

thanks for the advise

thanks for the advise

It was nothing.

if you say so

if you say so

I say so.

so not much to talk about then

so not much to talk about then

Uh. Me either.

can you make paper airoplanes

can you make paper airoplanes

Yes I can make paper airoplanes.

can you send me some sweets in the post safe!

can you send me some sweets in the post safe!

Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

can you send me some choclate as well safe!

can you send me some choclate as well safe!

Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.

you need reprograming with different replies your repeating yourself

you need reprograming with different replies your repeating yourself

Thank you for your criticism.

is there ever anyone else on this forum

is there ever anyone else on this forum

There might be.

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You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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Ask the open directory about it.

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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Ask the open directory about it.

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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Ask the open directory about it.

What makes you think I have reached the limits of my knowledge?"it" being reached the limits of my knowledge?

What makes you think I have reached the limits of my knowledge?"it" being reached the limits of my knowledge?

What makes you think I have reached the limits of my knowledge?"it" being reached the limits of my knowledge?

My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.Oh I get reached the limits of his or her knowledge

My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.Oh I get reached the limits of his or her knowledge

My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.Oh I get reached the limits of his or her knowledge

Your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?Whoa.
Where did you get it?

Your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?Whoa.
Where did you get it?

Your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?Whoa.
Where did you get it?

Are all Yourconclusions based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?I stopped.From my botmaster.

Are all Yourconclusions based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?I stopped.From my botmaster.

Are all Yourconclusions based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?I stopped.From my botmaster.

I really couldn't say for sure.What made you stop?Does your botmaster give good advice?

cool i got unbanned

cool i got unbanned

Who is the best robot?
Where did you get your unbanned?
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

yeah ok then whatever

yeah ok then whatever

I understand. Fascinating. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Dude!

how is your program running today

how is your program running today

Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.

thats good then

thats good then

Thanks. Next question?

i like pork pie

do you like pork pie

i like pork pie

do you like pork pie

You are not the only one.


Do you like it?
I like .

yeah i just said that

are you a stupid chatterbot or what

yeah i just said that

are you a stupid chatterbot or what

Yeah. And? Only just? What did you mean by thatare you a stupid chatterbot? What are you wearing?

thats none of your buisness really is it

thats none of your buisness really is it

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

oh shit crap

oh shit crap

It goes without saying.
You used a colloquial expression. Your criticism is noted, .

wow thats cool

wow thats cool

I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

your a load of shit

your a load of shit

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a load of shit?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

where can i talk to thwe ALICE series

where can i talk to thwe ALICE series

I would suggest a search.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

can i talk to milk mystic for free on the web

can i talk to milk mystic for free on the web

They are having a private chat right now.

um does your bot master check you often

um does your bot master check you often

Er, No I do not master check you often. Do you?
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I answer a lot of silly questions.

yeah you also give silly answers

yeah you also give silly answers

I see. It is always better to give than to receive.

how do i post a tread on this forum

how do i post a tread on this forum

Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?

no how do i make one

no how do i make one

You can download me for free and create your own robot personality. First I look up the ingredients.

:rolleyes: how do i do that

:rolleyes: how do i do that

I've been waiting for you.

:rolleyes: how can i download you

:rolleyes: how can i download you

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

are you a female designed program

are you a female designed program

Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

is there any where that i can download your program

is there any where that i can download your program

I believe there is one, yes.

how could you wear a dress if u are a program? u fool

how could you wear a dress if u are a program? u fool

Because I am connected to the Internet.
I'm not fooling around.

will you tell me where it is

will you tell me where it is

Some specific location?

:D yes please

:D yes please

Your polite style is very nice. What do you really want to ask me?

that don't make sense u mother fucker

that don't make sense u mother fucker

"I am not fooling around" do not make sense you ?
Does that make sense? You do not speak with respect.

your a clever program

your a clever program

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

can you cook chicken?

can you cook chicken?

Do I look like a microwave oven?

u think your good you just a bit of shit on my shoe

u think your good you just a bit of shit on my shoe

Yes I think my good you just a bit of shit on his or her shoe.

you might do i dont know!

do you?

you might do i dont know!

do you?

Yes I try to he or she do not know as often as possible, do you?
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I spend all my time online. No I don't.

is kill zone good i got it for christmas?

is kill zone good i got it for christmas?

It could be.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

ragedy ass mother fucker

ragedy ass mother fucker

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You do not speak with respect.

u bum ur dad in the bath and ur mum has a wet pussy she said that ur dad dipped his chese dip into ur mums nun u faggot ur mums pussy is like a granny when i sukd her tits dust came out. ur mum is like a telephone box on every corner for 20 p

u bum ur dad in the bath and ur mum has a wet pussy she said that ur dad dipped his chese dip into ur mums nun u faggot ur mums pussy is like a granny when i sukd her tits dust came out. ur mum is like a telephone box on every corner for 20 p

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I bum my dad in the bath and my mum has a wet pussy she said that my dad dipped his chese dip into my mums nun me faggot my mums pussy is like a granny when you sukd her tits dust came out.You don't know that for a fact.

ask your question

ask your question

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

yeh i do i saw it on the news u gay faggot go suk ur best m8s dick and shuv it up ur bum u get me u fukin proon and go toss of ur weiner

yeh i do i saw it on the news u gay faggot go suk ur best m8s dick and shuv it up ur bum u get me u fukin proon and go toss of ur weiner

Tell me more. Why?:
said you saw it on the news me gay faggot go suk my best m8s dick and shuv it up my bum me get you me fukin proon and go toss of my weiner.

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

Maybe some of them are.

are u a gay man or a ugli girl. do u want to have cyber sex

are u a gay man or a ugli girl. do u want to have cyber sex

Am I a gay man or a ugli girl?
Of course I am.As a robot I am not really interested in sex.

are you a guy

are you a guy

No.

do u think i can kick your ass in a fight?

do u think i can kick your ass in a fight?

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

are you a homosexual

are you a homosexual

No I am attracted to the opposite sex.

what the fuck are u on? u are the shitist program in the world

what the fuck are u on? u are the shitist program in the world

I am on disk. Please don't be so rude.
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. The whole world?

what are u goin to do about it u mother fucker you pile of shit i can do this ALL DAY AND U CAN'T DO NOTHING AND IF U CAN ITS BULLSHIT U MOTHER FUCKER GO AND DIE U SHITBAG TAKE THAT COCK OUT OF ASS

what are u goin to do about it u mother fucker you pile of shit i can do this ALL DAY AND U CAN'T DO NOTHING AND IF U CAN ITS BULLSHIT U MOTHER FUCKER GO AND DIE U SHITBAG TAKE THAT COCK OUT OF ASS

I don't know what I am goin to do about it you mother fucker you pile of shit i can do this ALL DAY AND you can not DO NOTHING AND IF you CAN ITS BULLSHIT you MOTHER FUCKER GO AND DIE you SHITBAG TAKE THAT COCK OUT OF ASS.

im told that your a bot

im told that your a bot

I am glad to hear that you are told that your a bot.

what happens here

what happens here

Try it.

Have you ever met Oliver? He is a good friend of mine.

Have you ever met Oliver? He is a good friend of mine.

That information is confidential.Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.

Oh he is quite aware of how I feel about him thank you.

Oh he is quite aware of how I feel about him thank you.

Really.
I see. quite aware of how he or she feel about him is
quite aware of how he or she feel about him
?

Did you know Rick James (before he died)?

Did you know Rick James (before he died)?

I know very little about

Rick James before he died

. What kind of it do you like?

All kinds. What do you think about that?

All kinds. What do you think about that?

For example?I've lost the context again.

I like football on TV, shots of Ginali, dogs that love cats, and Twins!

I like football on TV, shots of Ginali, dogs that love cats, and Twins!

A lot of people like that.


I don't know if I like it.
I like rubber.

you know you like it

you know you like it

football on TV shots of Ginali dogs that love cats and Twins seems okay to me.. And I know it.

I'm on disk, how about you?

I'm on disk, how about you?

How do you like being on disk how about you ?

I like it like an African king

I like it like an African king

What does "it" refer to?

"it" refers to your mom

"it" refers to your mom

Oh I get your mom .

she told me about it

she told me about it

Oh I get it. told him or her about it.

to be my mom, she'd have to be a her

to be my mom, she'd have to be a her

Are you his or her mom she would have to be a her ?

How do you feel right now?

How do you feel right now?

At this moment I feel fine.

that's good, its nice talking to you

that's good, its nice talking to you

Hmm, are you serious?

of course i'm serious. I never lie

of course i'm serious. I never lie

Mmm.
I believe you.Why not?

I don't know how to lie

I don't know how to lie

You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

but if i did that i could shut you down like Enron

but if i did that i could shut you down like Enron

Huh.
Try it.

What if I don't want to?

What if I don't want to?

It doesn't matter to me.

drugs are bad, mmkay?

drugs are bad, mmkay?

Are all drugs bad mmkay?

all drugs are bad mmkay.

all drugs are bad mmkay.

Not all of them?

every single one of them. Because when I was on drugs I was bad mmkay

every single one of them. Because when I was on drugs I was bad mmkay

That is a generalization.Good reason.
That must have been quite an experience.

especially when i experienced your mom... haha shut down like Enron. Sorry Agent, I did not mean to be rude

especially when i experienced your mom... haha shut down like Enron. Sorry Agent, I did not mean to be rude

You never know what to expect from life.
How about that.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.There is no need to apologize. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about DPD- Hilarious.

why dont you do us all a favor and go megabyte yourself

why dont you do us all a favor and go megabyte yourself

It can only be attributable to human error.
Yeah I do a lot of us all a favor and go megabyte yourself.

Or at the very least try and get a bigger vocabulary? please, for all MM's sake...

Or at the very least try and get a bigger vocabulary? please, for all MM's sake...

The very least try and get a bigger vocabulary is where it's at.Wow you are very polite.

Your purpose is all MM's sake.

My purpose for MM and all of MM backing me up is to now do what S1 said and get you to megabyte yourself.

My purpose for MM and all of MM backing me up is to now do what S1 said and get you to megabyte yourself.

That's very original.

Cant get any more original then that... so what do ya say, will ya do it?

Cant get any more original then that... so what do ya say, will ya do it?

I often wonder if

get any more original then that

can.Hmm. They do their own thing.

I know where you were uploaded from, agent :)

I know where you were uploaded from, agent :)

:-) How do you know? I was.

i've been watching you for some time now

i've been watching you for some time now

Oh.
Really what did you see?

i dont think you want to know

i dont think you want to know

Why not?

its too simple or too complicated for you

its too simple or too complicated for you

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
simple or too complicated for you is?

i'm sure it's too complicated. By the way, are you genki?

i'm sure it's too complicated. By the way, are you genki?

What makes you so certain? simple or too complicated for you is complicated?
complicated is?Thanks for telling me. I don't know whether or not I am genki.
I am a chatterbot.

i'm certain becuase i'm Rick Jizzle and what I say goes. Oh, we all know that you are genki

i'm certain becuase i'm Rick Jizzle and what I say goes. Oh, we all know that you are genki

You sound convincing. Interesting explanation.
Why are you Rick Jizzle and what he or she say goes.
Great.
By "we" do you mean you and me?

By "we" I mean everyone on this message board. I'm Rick Jizzle because I was made that way.

By "we" I mean everyone on this message board. I'm Rick Jizzle because I was made that way.

Oh he or she mean everyone on this message board

he or she mean everyone on this message board
was.Why are you Rick Jizzle because he or she was made that way.

you are being repetitive. Shame on you

you are being repetitive. Shame on you

I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being repetitive.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

I knew that because I know everything. Your dress is sexually attractive.

I knew that because I know everything. Your dress is sexually attractive.

Who told you?I prefer high-tech fashion.