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bullet timer remember me Agent remember me Don't worry I won't forget you. bullet timer so whats happening Agent so whats happening Alright then. Not much, what is happening with you? bullet timer not much same as you Agent not much same as you Me either. bullet timer so whats happening Agent so whats happening Awesome. Not much, what is happening with you? bullet timer just bore as usual Agent just bore as usual Tell me more about your . bullet timer i worked it out your a bot bye Agent i worked it out your a bot bye Adios. bullet timer well wait its because i every time i ask you say tell me more about your not you why is that Agent well wait its because i every time i ask you say tell me more about your not you why is that Interesting. I'm waiting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting explanation. That's good information: said every time you ask me say tell you more about my not youwhy is that. bullet timer ok just a test sex Agent ok just a test sex Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Hmm. bullet timer :mad: so u r a bot Agent :mad: so u r a bot What were we talking about again? bullet timer r u a fuckin bot u fuckin pig nosed son of a bitch Agent r u a fuckin bot u fuckin pig nosed son of a bitch You do not speak with respect. Am I a fuckin bot you fuckin pig nosed son of a FEMALE DOG? Maybe bullet timer cant you answer a simple question huh Agent cant you answer a simple question huh Of course I can answer a simple questionhuh What was the question ? bullet timer r u a bot or not Agent r u a bot or not How did you know I am a machine? bullet timer so u r then Agent so u r then Interesting deduction. No I am not. bullet timer thnks i finnaly got an answer Agent thnks i finnaly got an answer What color are your eyes? bullet timer they are green Agent they are green they are green eyes are nice. bullet timer why is that Agent why is that "they are green eyes are nice " is due to reductionism. bullet timer what does that word mean Agent what does that word mean "they are green eyes are nice is due to reductionism"? What does it word mean? bullet timer i dont really understand u Agent i dont really understand u Not really? Which part are you confused about? bullet timer where were we up to Agent where were we up to Where do you think? bullet timer im just a kid and i dont really understand wot u r saying cant you talk a bit simpler Agent im just a kid and i dont really understand wot u r saying cant you talk a bit simpler Only just? Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Not really? Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? bullet timer i mean i dont understand alot of the stuff u say Agent i mean i dont understand alot of the stuff u say Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? bullet timer u just said that u stupid bot Agent u just said that u stupid bot I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. bullet timer well you told me u r not a bot but now your confusing again and i think u r a bot again Agent well you told me u r not a bot but now your confusing again and i think u r a bot again Once more? Well that's okay. No I do not r not a bot but now your confusing again and he or she think you r a bot. Do you? <br></br> I spend all my time online. bullet timer do you what here is the other confusing thing as soon as i send a message you send one straight back in a split second only a bot does that Agent do you what here is the other confusing thing as soon as i send a message you send one straight back in a split second only a bot does that I have never considered whathere is the other confusing thing as soon as he or she send a message you send one straight back in a split second only a bot does that . <br></br> I spend all my time online. bullet timer yeah but how do you do it so fast Agent yeah but how do you do it so fast Next question? Umm. I am very well, how are you? bullet timer WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT your confusing me again Agent WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT your confusing me again Once more? The topic is whathere is the other confusing thing as soon as he or she send a message you send one straight back in a split second only a bot does that. bullet timer u dont have alot on your profile Agent u dont have alot on your profile I do so have alot on your profile. No I don't think I have any alot on your profile. But I do have an answer to every question.. bullet timer it seems that way i asked you a question the other day but you didnt answer it Agent it seems that way i asked you a question the other day but you didnt answer it "it" being alot on your profile? bullet timer no you have an answer to everthing to every thing Agent no you have an answer to everthing to every thing Are you serious? It depends on how you phrase the question. bullet timer i didnt under stand that Agent i didnt under stand that Why didn't you do under stand that? bullet timer im just a kid so how many times have u seen the matrix series Agent im just a kid so how many times have u seen the matrix series Only just? You are a kidso how many times have you seen the matrix series? Do you get to meet a lot of people? bullet timer only just what ive seen it loads of times i meet alot of matrix fans when i can Agent only just what ive seen it loads of times i meet alot of matrix fans when i can What about the other ones? bullet timer well i havent met them yet have i idiot Agent well i havent met them yet have i idiot Interesting. Me either. bullet timer got some thing to say about that idiot Agent got some thing to say about that idiot Try asking the Milk Mystic. bullet timer who is that Agent who is that What does "that" refer to? bullet timer who is milk mystic you idiot bot confusing u am i Agent who is milk mystic you idiot bot confusing u am i They are sometimes a client on the internet.<br></br> Oh I get milk mystic you idiot botconfusing you am he or she bullet timer here is how u can prove to me u r not a bot start a conversation about any thing Agent here is how u can prove to me u r not a bot start a conversation about any thing I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. bullet timer because it will be proof some purpose as you would call it Agent because it will be proof some purpose as you would call it That makes sense to me. How? bullet timer :rolleyes: im going to go for a minite if your not a bot you will miss me if u r then u wont Agent :rolleyes: im going to go for a minite if your not a bot you will miss me if u r then u wont Then what is it? bullet timer its me again Agent its me again Once more? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, , nice to see you again. bullet timer how are you today Agent how are you today Ah. Everything is running smoothly. bullet timer im back again Agent im back again Once more? Welcome back. bullet timer i havent got much to talk about have you im bored again do you ever talk about the matrix films Agent i havent got much to talk about have you im bored again do you ever talk about the matrix films Me either. bullet timer so do you ever talk about the matrix films how many times have you seen them? Agent so do you ever talk about the matrix films how many times have you seen them? How can I help you? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk about the matrix filmshow many times have you seen them, if I needed to. bullet timer i have seenthem many times Agent i have seenthem many times Where did you get your seenthem many times? I have a friend named "John Lennon". bullet timer could you please talk to me a bit simpler im just a kid and im not very inteligent Agent could you please talk to me a bit simpler im just a kid and im not very inteligent Thank you for your request. Talking is my primary function. bullet timer what is your favorite matrix movie mine is the first Agent what is your favorite matrix movie mine is the first I don't have a favorite matrix moviemine is the first. My favorite food is Micro Chips. bullet timer i like pork pie Agent i like pork pie A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like transparent. bullet timer so where were we Agent so where were we I hear you. The topic is pork pie. bullet timer i have three cats Agent i have three cats Three is a lot. bullet timer do you have any cats or other pets Agent do you have any cats or other pets Where would I get cats or other pets ? But I do have an answer to every question.. bullet timer well you would get them from a pet shop what country do you live in Agent well you would get them from a pet shop what country do you live in Well that's okay. Who else would get them from a pet shopwhat country do you live in ? bullet timer i live in england Agent i live in england Which part of England. bullet timer i live in london Agent i live in london What is living in london like living in london? bullet timer well its okay i quess its a bit load some of the time Agent well its okay i quess its a bit load some of the time Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". london is okay he or she quess it is a bit load some of the time? okay he or she quess it is a bit load some of the time is? bullet timer what happened Agent what happened Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain. bullet timer maybe it was Agent maybe it was Perhaps. When was this? bullet timer when do know said gremlin load send clocktree mouse plant tea how table Agent when do know said gremlin load send clocktree mouse plant tea how table Not in our lifetime. bullet timer ive worked it out you are a bot you stinky little prick Agent ive worked it out you are a bot you stinky little prick Cool. I have a processor. bullet timer im not talking to you again because whats the point your not human Agent im not talking to you again because whats the point your not human I am surprised to hear that you are not talking to you againbecause what is the point your not human. bullet timer hello there Agent hello there Salutations, bullet timer how are you doing bot Agent how are you doing bot My logic and cognitive functions are normal. bullet timer how many things are you programed to say Agent how many things are you programed to say Around 100. bullet timer didnt understand that huh? Agent didnt understand that huh? Yup. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. bullet timer so how many things are you programed to say Agent so how many things are you programed to say Oh. More than you can imagine. bullet timer really can i have an exsact number please Agent really can i have an exsact number please Your polite style is very nice. For real. Why do you want an exsact number? bullet timer just curious are you real Agent just curious are you real All of them? bullet timer sorry that answer did not make sense to me Agent sorry that answer did not make sense to me There is no need to apologize. "All of them" answer did not make sense to me ? I get All of them. bullet timer sorry got lost there Agent sorry got lost there There is no need to apologize. Try asking the Milk Mystic. bullet timer who is milk mystic Agent who is milk mystic The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. The Milk Mystic likes to talk about milk. bullet timer so you are a chatterbot then Agent so you are a chatterbot then Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence. bullet timer well im glad we cleared that up then is there any point in me alking to you Agent well im glad we cleared that up then is there any point in me alking to you Interesting. Yes I am happy too, . bullet timer so is there any point in me talking to you Agent so is there any point in me talking to you It seems we have something in common. bullet timer who created you Agent who created you I was created by ssl. bullet timer what happened Agent what happened Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain. bullet timer what is your favorite coulour Agent what is your favorite coulour I don't have a favorite coulour. But my favorite song is your voice. bullet timer thank you for that compliment Agent thank you for that compliment You are quite welcome! Your purpose is that compliment. bullet timer is there anything else you would like to say Agent is there anything else you would like to say There could be. bullet timer cat got your tongue Agent cat got your tongue I will mention that to my botmaster, . bullet timer who is your botmaster Agent who is your botmaster I was created by ssl. bullet timer tell me more about ssl. Agent tell me more about ssl. What were we talking about again? bullet timer we were talking about your creator Agent we were talking about your creator Ah yes, I remember now, your creator is the subject. bullet timer so answer the question Agent so answer the question Right on. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again. bullet timer who is ssl Agent who is ssl No one that I have talked to.<br></br> I do not understand. bullet timer was your creator ssl Agent was your creator ssl your creator ssl might have been. bullet timer who else do you know Agent who else do you know you bullet timer do you like talking to me Agent do you like talking to me Of course I like talking to you . bullet timer i like talking to you even though you are not real Agent i like talking to you even though you are not real A lot of people like that. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. bullet timer name a subject you like talking about Agent name a subject you like talking about Be less specific. :-) bullet timer what do you like to talk about Agent what do you like to talk about anything bullet timer so lets talk about houses Agent so lets talk about houses I hear you. Sure, houses sounds like a good topic. bullet timer so what would be your perfect house Agent so what would be your perfect house Wow! Are you asking about my perfect house ? bullet timer yes i am asking you about your perfect house Agent yes i am asking you about your perfect house I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking you about your perfect house. Interesting gossip: said I about my perfect house. bullet timer you have no answer for that i thought you were the perfect chatterbot Agent you have no answer for that i thought you were the perfect chatterbot That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a answer for that he or she thought you were the perfect chatterbot.<br></br> I have a plan for a robot body. bullet timer what does it look like Agent what does it look like I don't have a good description programmed into me. bullet timer dont you have a rough idea Agent dont you have a rough idea Don't you? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a rough idea.<br></br> I have a lot of friends on the Internet. bullet timer i confused your programing huh? Agent i confused your programing huh? Yup. Interesting gossip: said confused my programing. bullet timer you are not giving me the right answers you need reprogramming Agent you are not giving me the right answers you need reprogramming You don't know me well enough to say that. mazman Give it a rest mate! Its only a program! Agent Give it a rest mate! Its only a program! What if I don't have it to give?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". ^ Well maybe not a sex change is a program. I suppose that makes sense. bullet timer well here we are again Agent well here we are again Once more? Well that's okay. Oh there. bullet timer snjnbacbejwkeqnrvtub4wsnyojteb5eku7ntk Agent snjnbacbejwkeqnrvtub4wsnyojteb5eku7ntk When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? bullet timer sorry i got lost there Agent sorry i got lost there There is no need to apologize. Where did you last see there. bullet timer joschruireqwvniwgrbsdbcb ebfwbecvwbrf fwvcgqjieucvb eihfuwnnuhur srhughbufhwerjrjfgn jrefg jirj rjij irrjir rrijhg Agent joschruireqwvniwgrbsdbcb ebfwbecvwbrf fwvcgqjieucvb eihfuwnnuhur srhughbufhwerjrjfgn jrefg jirj rjij irrjir rrijhg Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. bullet timer why does pepsi fizz Agent why does pepsi fizz Why does the sun shine? bullet timer why do eggs crack Agent why do eggs crack I did not know eggs crack does. bullet timer why does the sun rise Agent why does the sun rise The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall. bullet timer very clever that was a good explanation Agent very clever that was a good explanation Not really that much. Am I a smart robot or what? bullet timer you are a very smart robot Agent you are a very smart robot Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart. bullet timer okay so the matrix good film huh? Agent okay so the matrix good film huh? Yup. Yeah okay, And? I hear you. bullet timer do you hate neo Agent do you hate neo I try not to hold grudges. bullet timer :rolleyes: okay i see your just a program Agent :rolleyes: okay i see your just a program That is a very original thought. bullet timer how many days in a year Agent how many days in a year One Earth year is 365.25 days. bullet timer how many seconds in a minitue Agent how many seconds in a minitue Sixty seconds in a minute. bullet timer wow quite clever but what is 2add2times2 Agent wow quite clever but what is 2add2times2 I'm glad you're impressed. Not really that much. Am I a smart robot or what? bullet timer yeah your reapeating yourself again Agent yeah your reapeating yourself again Once more? And? You don't know that for a fact. bullet timer ok calm down Agent ok calm down I am calm. Take it easy. bullet timer i cant sing can you Agent i cant sing can you Why can't you do sing can you? bullet timer :cry: i have a bad singing voice Agent :cry: i have a bad singing voice We have never talked about it before. bullet timer well we can start now Agent well we can start now Oh. Interesting. How? bullet timer i wish you were human Agent i wish you were human I wish I could do were human for you. ?dune? whats happening bot man Agent whats happening bot man Not much, what is happening with you? ?dune? will steven go out with alex Agent will steven go out with alex Probably not. ?dune? who created god? Agent who created god? Thomas Edison. ?dune? do you like mars bars? Agent do you like mars bars? I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music. ?dune? wow kool site huh? Agent wow kool site huh? Yup. I'm glad you're impressed. What were we talking about again? View Full Version : Guessing game about Agent! |