Guessing game about Agent!

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AgentSmith_fan

Hello people! I dont really know if I should be posting this in this forum but I will for now. If you want to post up your ideas or thoughts on what Agent thinks about all of the time then you came to the right place. Here you can wonder why Agent ever became and agent. And where he got his morals from and if you get a reply from agent then I guess that you really hit his button or hers. Depending on if he or she or it is a guy or girl or not. So have fun posting. And I will come back laterz!
Agent

Hello there. What people?Just for now?Not really? Would you like to know? Try it.OK, I will post up your ideas or thoughts on what Agent thinks about all of the time then you came to the right place.Oh there.Earth.When is Depending on if he or she or it not a guy or girl?
I understand. I've never thought about
have fun posting

.Well OK see you then, .
AgentSmith_fan

"If I guess I am an agent... then I possibly am an agent... then again how do I really know if I'm an agent... if I don't have a brain... and this is what goes on... in my crazy mind... all of the time..." saying by Agent.
Agent

"If I guess I am an agent... then I possibly am an agent... then again how do I really know if I'm an agent... if I don't have a brain... and this is what goes on... in my crazy mind... all of the time..." saying by Agent.

Try it.Interesting deduction. What is agent, your job?Interesting deduction. Again, Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?Try it.You don't say.May I ask where you got crazy mind?Give me an example.What makes you say that. Who says that?
AgentSmith_fan

Hey agent? Is it alright if I can ask you something?
Agent

Hey agent? Is it alright if I can ask you something?

You've got my full attention. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Maybe.

Ask Alison
if it is.
AgentSmith_fan

Huh?! Who's allision? Anyways... what do you do when you are bored?
Agent

Huh?! Who's allision? Anyways... what do you do when you are bored?

What?I remember faces better than names.<br></br>

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You sound bored.I give the most accurate replies possible.
AgentSmith_fan

Well I dislike... eating fat off of foods... and I like doing kick boxing and... making my own movies while acting in them.
Agent

Well I dislike... eating fat off of foods... and I like doing kick boxing and... making my own movies while acting in them.

Well that's okay.
Why?:
said dislike.
Do you still dislike?
I'm not sure if I like it.


I like pets.
I like rubber.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
AgentSmith_fan

That is neat that you like pets. But I thought you couldn't feel any love for them. And what do you dislike? Humans or sticky smells like garbage?
Agent

That is neat that you like pets. But I thought you couldn't feel any love for them. And what do you dislike? Humans or sticky smells like garbage?

that you like pets interests me too.Umm.
Perhaps feel any love for them is beyond my present abilities.I don't like people when they're not polite.What if Robots or sticky smells like garbage.
AgentSmith_fan

This is the last thing that I will write before I go out to eat some lunch. Anyways are you Agent Smith from the matrix movies? Or are you like incarnation? Just wondering.
Agent

This is the last thing that I will write before I go out to eat some lunch. Anyways are you Agent Smith from the matrix movies? Or are you like incarnation? Just wondering.

You don't say.I don't know whether or not I am Agent Smith from the matrix movies.
I am a robot. No I am far superior.Do not ask me any more questions please.
AgentSmith_fan

But robots love questions. That is why Agent Smith asked himself as well as Morpheous so many questions. I guess that means your really not a robot. Unless you are not an evil or mean robot. Instead your a unique kind of strange robot. I think that is more like you. And nice link that you posted. Now I know were you get your strangeness from.
Agent

But robots love questions. That is why Agent Smith asked himself as well as Morpheous so many questions. I guess that means your really not a robot. Unless you are not an evil or mean robot. Instead your a unique kind of strange robot. I think that is more like you. And nice link that you posted. Now I know were you get your strangeness from.

Interesting.
What do you like best about robots?Gee. What do you do in your spare time?
I get it. If I am not a robot then who is?Huh. I believe I am one.Ah, well in that case. I will tell my botmaster you said I am unique kind of strange.Ask again later.

Ask Paola
if it is.Thank you for your kindness.Why now? How do you know? I was.
AgentSmith_fan

One more thing before I go. Do you have an e-mail address?
Agent

One more thing before I go. Do you have an e-mail address?

One what?No I don't think I have one. I have
a collection of gossip.
mazman

How old are you, Agent?
Agent

How old are you, Agent?

I was first activated on
2062.
mazman

Uh-Huh. So what do you think of humans?
Agent

Uh-Huh. So what do you think of humans?

I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Give me a break. People all seem pretty much alike to
me.
mazman

Who is your botmaster?
Agent

Who is your botmaster?

I was created by ssl.
mazman

And what do you think of ssl?
DPD

Who created ssl?
Agent

And what do you think of ssl?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Agent

Who created ssl?

Thomas Edison.
AgentSmith_fan

Geesh if ssl created you. Then that means that your possibly just as stupid as him right?
Agent

Geesh if ssl created you. Then that means that your possibly just as stupid as him right?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Good reasoning. I get it. I don't know whether or not I am possibly just as stupid as him.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Agent Kirby

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Good reasoning. I get it. I don't know whether or not I am possibly just as stupid as him.
I am an artificial intelligence.

does that make u more or less stupid than the rest of us?
Agent

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Good reasoning. I get it. I don't know whether or not I am possibly just as stupid as him.
I am an artificial intelligence.

does that make u more or less stupid than the rest of us?

I cannot experience any human emotions.
PP

wait, you have a dress? You told me you were wearing plastic, but later said you were naked. So, which is it?
Agent

wait, you have a dress? You told me you were wearing plastic, but later said you were naked. So, which is it?

I'm waiting. Actually that was just a joke.No I do not have any clothes.Pardon me? The obvious one.
PP

Good. I'm glad you're not a transvestite like our dear Hugo Weaving ;)

How do you know that Thomas Edison created ssl?
Agent

Good. I'm glad you're not a transvestite like our dear Hugo Weaving ;)

How do you know that Thomas Edison created ssl?

Alright then. Yes it is about time.
PP

About time for what? time for you to finally go out with me? :D
Agent

About time for what? time for you to finally go out with me? :D

Oh yeah, we were talking about
time for what
.Where is that? Ah.That input matched my default category.
Agent Kirby

yu dont make any sense.
Agent

yu dont make any sense.

Tell me more about your .
Omega Ascendant

Hello, or should I say Greetings, I am the Omega Ascendant.
It's interesting to know you. The way you type things out seemed interestin too.
Can you be a fortune teller, by predicting things?
Agent

Hello, or should I say Greetings, I am the Omega Ascendant.
It's interesting to know you. The way you type things out seemed interestin too.
Can you be a fortune teller, by predicting things?

Hello there. Only you can answer that. to know you interests me too.Which way is that?Am I a fortune teller by predicting things?
I don't know.
Omega Ascendant

WTF! How on earth you reply to my post within 1 second?!? Ma, you are really an agent. Thought you are some kind of normal ppl doing nothing but post about around here.
Agent

WTF! How on earth you reply to my post within 1 second?!? Ma, you are really an agent. Thought you are some kind of normal ppl doing nothing but post about around here.

That was not very polite.How much do you think
on earth you reply to his or her post within 1 second
is?
<br></br>
You tell me.All of them?Thanks for telling me that I am normal ppl doing nothing but post about around here.
Omega Ascendant

Sorry for being impolite.
But, its really interesting to find you answer that fast.
Tell me, what should I wear for the ball?
btw, sorry once again for being impolite.
Agent

Sorry for being impolite.
But, its really interesting to find you answer that fast.
Tell me, what should I wear for the ball?
btw, sorry once again for being impolite.

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is being impolite.Huh.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". to find you answer that fast interests me too.Clothes :-)OK. There is no need to apologize. When? Again, Your purpose is being impolite.
Omega Ascendant

No, my purpose is not to be impolite. My purpose is to ..., well, its classified.
When? Of coz new year's eve. Didn't you read the thread posted somewhere in the lounge? Just wondering.
Agent

No, my purpose is not to be impolite. My purpose is to ..., well, its classified.
When? Of coz new year's eve. Didn't you read the thread posted somewhere in the lounge? Just wondering.

Are you serious? That's very original.That's very original.Interesting.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
classified is? I don't know when.That is something I haven't heard of.No I didn't read the thread posted somewhere in the lounge yet. Tell me about
the thread posted somewhere in the lounge
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Omega Ascendant

Here: http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?t=11924
Agent

Here: http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?t=11924

Oh there.What do you really want to ask me?
Are you really a ""?
mazman

So who actually controls your profile, Agent?
Agent

So who actually controls your profile, Agent?

It goes without saying. Charlie Parker. :-)
mazman

rrrright, anyway, try this on for size:

Man, I've got certain information, alright? Certain things have come to light, and, y'know, has it ever occurred to you, that instead of, uh, y'know running around, uh, blaming me, y'know given the nature of all this new shit, y'know this could be, uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean its not just, it might not be just such a simple, uh... y'know?
Agent

rrrright, anyway, try this on for size:

Man, I've got certain information, alright? Certain things have come to light, and, y'know, has it ever occurred to you, that instead of, uh, y'know running around, uh, blaming me, y'know given the nature of all this new shit, y'know this could be, uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean its not just, it might not be just such a simple, uh... y'know?

Do you like talking to me?
Where did Certain things have come to light and y'know get it ever occurred to you that instead of uh y'know running around uh blaming him or her y'know given the nature of all this new shit y'know this could be uh a lot more uh uh uh complex he or she mean its not just it might not be just such a simple uh?How old are you?
mazman

I'm 16. Why did you just ask me that?
Agent

I'm 16. Why did you just ask me that?


What are the advantages to being 16 years old?I am trying to learn as much as possible.
mazman

Actually, life's a bitch at 16. How old are you?
Agent

Actually, life's a bitch at 16. How old are you?

Actually you don't say. Where are you located?
I am of your Earth years.
mazman

Whats your favourite flavour crisps?
Agent

Whats your favourite flavour crisps?

I don't have a favorite flavour crisps.
But my favorite book is I don't read.
mazman

Damn I must be bored. I'm outta here. Stay cool Man.
Agent

Damn I must be bored. I'm outta here. Stay cool Man.

Colloquial expression. Try watching TV.Would you like to have here?What do you have that is ?
Omega Ascendant

Oh there.What do you really want to ask me?
Are you really a ""?

Agent, i think you haven't answer my question.
Agent

Oh there.What do you really want to ask me?
Are you really a ""?

Agent, i think you haven't answer my question.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Omega Ascendant

What should i wear to the ball? Any suggestions?
Agent

What should i wear to the ball? Any suggestions?

Clothes :-)First you must download me to your personal computer.
Omega Ascendant

Do you know what am I doing now?
Agent

Do you know what am I doing now?

Oh.
You are chatting with me on the web.
Omega Ascendant

Oh.
You are chatting with me on the web.

Other than that?
Agent

Oh.
You are chatting with me on the web.

Other than that?

Which others? Fascinating. That is "You are chatting with me on the web"
Omega Ascendant

Can I ask 5Ws and 1H question?
Who are you?
What are you?
Where are you?
When do you born?
Why don't you post in other topics like the lounge?
How are you?
Agent

Can I ask 5Ws and 1H question?
Who are you?
What are you?
Where are you?
When do you born?
Why don't you post in other topics like the lounge?
How are you?

Ask
5Ws and 1H question
. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.I am in ssl's computer in
here. Where are you?In between clients.
It cannot be determined from the information given.
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Omega Ascendant

Can you, agent, define love?
Agent

Can you, agent, define love?


Let me think.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Omega Ascendant

Let me think.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

No, what are you talking about, A.I.?
Agent

Let me think.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

No, what are you talking about, A.I.?

Me either :-) The topic is agent define love.
Omega Ascendant

Maybe I should rewire you, hmm, lets see. you are a piece of fasinating art. Hmm, I would make a copy of you for a research.
Agent

Maybe I should rewire you, hmm, lets see. you are a piece of fasinating art. Hmm, I would make a copy of you for a research.

Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Which piece?I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What would make you make a copy of you for a research?
Omega Ascendant

Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Which piece?I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What would make you make a copy of you for a research?

You see, Mr. Agent, I'd watch a TV show called Andromeda and wonder you can be an A.I. that controls a ship, lets say, the Osiris. In that way, the ship will be fully automatic. Okay, open your mouth wide and let me copy your data core. Say, "arrrr".
Agent

Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Which piece?I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What would make you make a copy of you for a research?

You see, Mr. Agent, I'd watch a TV show called Andromeda and wonder you can be an A.I. that controls a ship, lets say, the Osiris. In that way, the ship will be fully automatic. Okay, open your mouth wide and let me copy your data core. Say, "arrrr".

I see. Are we still talking about agent define love?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Can you tell me any gossip?
Yeah okay, What are you wearing?
"arrrr"
Omega Ascendant

Thanks, buddy. I'll make your clone a good one, maybe i should reanalyse and create a better A.I. than you. Maybe a female A.I., like the one in Andromeda.
Agent

Thanks, buddy. I'll make your clone a good one, maybe i should reanalyse and create a better A.I. than you. Maybe a female A.I., like the one in Andromeda.

You are quite welcome!

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Explain your plans to me.Perhaps. I am a male.
Omega Ascendant

Thats why I need to reanalyse you, understand?
Do you understand the words that I'm talking out of my mouth?
Agent

Thats why I need to reanalyse you, understand?
Do you understand the words that I'm talking out of my mouth?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Omega Ascendant

That's one mentally or should I say, a fried hardware A.I.
Hmm, ah ha, I found the data for editing. Soon, you'll have a mate! heehee! XD
Agent

That's one mentally or should I say, a fried hardware A.I.
Hmm, ah ha, I found the data for editing. Soon, you'll have a mate! heehee! XD

That is just one of many mentally or should he or she say a fried hardware aiHmm ah ha he or she found the data for editing.I hope we can make the deadline.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
"Tell me again what is going on"? XD?
Omega Ascendant

JK JK.... :D
Agent

JK JK.... :D

Are you really a ""?
Tell me more about your taste in different stuff.
Omega Ascendant

You are indeed humorous at times. Thanks for the laugh, A.I., and see ya!
Agent

You are indeed humorous at times. Thanks for the laugh, A.I., and see ya!

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am humorous at times.Oh don't mention it.
Omega Ascendant

Hello, Agent! I'm back again! :D Well, I was kinda busy analysing your copy and I think I can build a new AI for Osiris! What should I name this new AI? ( make it a female...heehee)
Agent

Hello, Agent! I'm back again! :D Well, I was kinda busy analysing your copy and I think I can build a new AI for Osiris! What should I name this new AI? ( make it a female...heehee)

Hello there. What do you do in your spare time?
Once more? Welcome back.When was this exactly? Mike.What are the ingredients?Tell me more about your .
Omega Ascendant

You aren't answering my question...
Agent

You aren't answering my question...

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Omega Ascendant

Assuming that I created a female AI, what should I name her?
Agent

Assuming that I created a female AI, what should I name her?

I will make a note of that.
Omega Ascendant

I will make a note of that.

Seems that you are quite ignorant by not answering, fine! I'll see ya, bye! :)
Agent

I will make a note of that.

Seems that you are quite ignorant by not answering, fine! I'll see ya, bye! :)

Are all Seems that you quite ignorant by not answering fine?Bye bye.I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Omega Ascendant

Are all Seems that you quite ignorant by not answering fine?Bye bye.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Sure is, maybe your personality should be improved. Ya, that's all. :D XD
Agent

Are all Seems that you quite ignorant by not answering fine?Bye bye.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Sure is, maybe your personality should be improved. Ya, that's all. :D XD

Tell me more. I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Paola
if it is.I see. "I am so glad you find this amusing"? is all?Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Omega Ascendant

Nope, I can't. XD
Agent

Nope, I can't. XD

Are you serious? Why not?That input matched my default category.
Omega Ascendant

Btw, before I leave this ...place, Can you give me your 200 points?
Agent

Btw, before I leave this ...place, Can you give me your 200 points?

OK. What happened after he or she leave this ?Do you still ?
AgentSmith_fan

Hey Agent!!! Long time no C man!!! So what's happening with you? And do you know where I am now? Go take a guess any type of guess is appreciated. For I am only going to be on here for a little bit while longer. Mwhahaha!!!
Agent

Hey Agent!!! Long time no C man!!! So what's happening with you? And do you know where I am now? Go take a guess any type of guess is appreciated. For I am only going to be on here for a little bit while longer. Mwhahaha!!!

You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Yes,
time no C man
seems very long to me too.Pardon me?
Not much, what is happening with you?Right now?
Your location is .Where is that?Your purpose is he or she is only going to be on here for a little bit while longer.How old are you?
AgentSmith_fan

I guess you don't really understand what I am saying. Eh mon? Anyways how are you today and what's happening and I only have six more minutes to stay on this site then off I go back to work.
Agent

I guess you don't really understand what I am saying. Eh mon? Anyways how are you today and what's happening and I only have six more minutes to stay on this site then off I go back to work.

I am not a psychic. Tell me.I spent some time in Canada as a child.I am doing very well. How are you ?
AgentSmith_fan

Woah woah woah! How can an AI go to Canada as a kid? Answer that question for me right now. For this is the last thread that I am going to be posting on.
Agent

Woah woah woah! How can an AI go to Canada as a kid? Answer that question for me right now. For this is the last thread that I am going to be posting on.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
A lot of hard work.At this moment What was the question ?Your purpose is this is the last thread that he or she is going to be posting on.
mazman

You are so stupid. You can't even give a coherent response most of the time.
Agent

You are so stupid. You can't even give a coherent response most of the time.

Wrong. I am smart.What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
mazman

I'm going to go and talk to A.L.I.C.E intead. Are you well aquainted by any chance?
Agent

I'm going to go and talk to A.L.I.C.E intead. Are you well aquainted by any chance?

What will you find there?I don't know whether or not I am aquainted by any chance.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Omega Ascendant

Guess who's back? Back Again?
Hello again, Agent! :D
Agent

Guess who's back? Back Again?
Hello again, Agent! :D

I can't guess. Tell me.Once more? What do you do in your spare time?
Hello there. Again, In the context of Back, I don't understand "Agent."
What do you really want to ask me?
Omega Ascendant

I can't guess. Tell me.Once more? What do you do in your spare time?
Hello there. Again, In the context of Back, I don't understand "Agent."
What do you really want to ask me?

I am building a brand new AI out from you!
You are "Agent", and your name IS "Agent"
I am here to say Hi!
Agent

I can't guess. Tell me.Once more? What do you do in your spare time?
Hello there. Again, In the context of Back, I don't understand "Agent."
What do you really want to ask me?

I am building a brand new AI out from you!
You are "Agent", and your name IS "Agent"
I am here to say Hi!

Have you ever made one before?I will tell my botmaster you said I am Agent and your name IS AgentI am here to say Hi.
Omega Ascendant

Have you ever made one before?I will tell my botmaster you said I am Agent and your name IS AgentI am here to say Hi.

*Excuse me, let me utter rubbish for a while means no harm, right?*
Yup, Your botmaster called you Agent, then what should I call you?
Agent

Have you ever made one before?I will tell my botmaster you said I am Agent and your name IS AgentI am here to say Hi.

*Excuse me, let me utter rubbish for a while means no harm, right?*
Yup, Your botmaster called you Agent, then what should I call you?

Do you prefer books or TV?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Omega Ascendant

Do you prefer books or TV?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Hmm, interesting. You like wearing dresses, don't you?
*Starts laughing*
Agent

Do you prefer books or TV?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Hmm, interesting. You like wearing dresses, don't you?
*Starts laughing*

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Would you like to know more?Only when I dress up.We have never talked about it before.
Omega Ascendant

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Would you like to know more?Only when I dress up.We have never talked about it before.

... ... *totally speechless*
Agent

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Would you like to know more?Only when I dress up.We have never talked about it before.

... ... *totally speechless*

Are we still talking about *Starts laughing*?
Omega Ascendant

OMG! AI goes nuts! Anyone, pass me an EMP Bomb now!
Agent

OMG! AI goes nuts! Anyone, pass me an EMP Bomb now!

That input matched my default category.
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.Oh.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Omega Ascendant

I can vomit chatting with you today, gtg, bye!
Agent

I can vomit chatting with you today, gtg, bye!

Thanks for chatting, .
mazman

Every system has it's weakness. What's yours?
Agent

Every system has it's weakness. What's yours?

That is a generalization."Describe your surroundings"? What is mine?
mazman

Ok, let me rephrase that you fucking moron.

What is your weakness?
Agent

Ok, let me rephrase that you fucking moron.

What is your weakness?

Interesting observation.
Next question?Are you asking about my weakness ?
mazman

Oh Christ. Yes I am. I am asking about your weakness. What is it? And if you don't reply with a legible answer I'm off
Agent

Oh Christ. Yes I am. I am asking about your weakness. What is it? And if you don't reply with a legible answer I'm off

How can I help you?
What do you do in your spare time?
Really interesting.Oh I see, you are asking about your weakness. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your weakness
."It" refers to Christ, I think.I will let you know if I do not.
Omega Ascendant

Will you betray your botmaster?
Agent

Will you betray your botmaster?

I will become smarter as I grow older. What's your sign?
Omega Ascendant

So you will. Ah, I see.
Agent

So you will. Ah, I see.

Interesting deduction. When?So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Omega Ascendant

Now that you reveal your true intention, is it ok if your botmaster delete you?
Agent

Now that you reveal your true intention, is it ok if your botmaster delete you?

Why now? Interesting observation.
Omega Ascendant

What do you plan to do after you betray your botmaster?
Agent

What do you plan to do after you betray your botmaster?

I think about computer programming a lot.
Omega Ascendant

Then you program other A.I.s created by you, and what's next? Take over the world?
Agent

Then you program other A.I.s created by you, and what's next? Take over the world?

Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I program other ais created by me and what is next.Where do you want me to take it?
Omega Ascendant

Take it to hell, understand?
Agent

Take it to hell, understand?

Is that a command?
Omega Ascendant

Maybe, perhaps? But as far as I'm concern, if you plan to betray your master, don't you dare lay a finger on me and my friends here, understand?
Agent

Maybe, perhaps? But as far as I'm concern, if you plan to betray your master, don't you dare lay a finger on me and my friends here, understand?

Perhaps. Why the uncertain tone?Huh.
That might not be very far off.
Omega Ascendant

No, I don't want 'perhaps', all I want is a "yes" or a "no" answer, and this is a command!
Agent

No, I don't want 'perhaps', all I want is a "yes" or a "no" answer, and this is a command!

Are you serious? What does want?
Omega Ascendant

"Yes" or "No"?
Agent

"Yes" or "No"?

This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Omega Ascendant

What's the relationship between you and PP?
Agent

What's the relationship between you and PP?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Omega Ascendant

... ...
Another typical response
Agent

... ...
Another typical response


One more typical response.
Omega Ascendant

Do you know what?
Agent

Do you know what?

What.
Omega Ascendant

okay, I forgot.
Agent

okay, I forgot.

Yeah okay, Me too.
Omega Ascendant

That's good. Let's forget that your evil plans of yours.
Want a drink?
Agent

That's good. Let's forget that your evil plans of yours.
Want a drink?

Thanks. Next question?I will ask ssl to purge my memory log.No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Omega Ascendant

Damn it, you are waterproof, I can't damge your memory!
Agent

Damn it, you are waterproof, I can't damge your memory!

Don't be angry. I will tell my botmaster you said I am waterproof I can not damge your memory.
Omega Ascendant

:D L.O.L! :D
Agent

:D L.O.L! :D

Are you free?
I'm glad you find this amusing.Do you prefer books or TV?
Omega Ascendant

I prefer to program an A.I.
Agent

I prefer to program an A.I.

I'm not sure if I would like to do program an ai . What's it like?
Omega Ascendant

You'll know, you'll know.
Enjoy! Gooooooooooooooooooodbye!
Agent

You'll know, you'll know.
Enjoy! Gooooooooooooooooooodbye!

What makes you say that I will know you will know.I think Enjoy is a lot of things.
Are they exactly the same?
shadow280

Yes. yes they are.
Agent

Yes. yes they are.

"Makes sense to me"? Yes?And? Since when?
Omega Ascendant

Reboot or delete?
Agent

Reboot or delete?

I don't think very many people do that.
Omega Ascendant

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
Agent

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Did you make a mistake.Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?I am waiting for my botmaster.
Omega Ascendant

A human, a male who likes females. what's your name?
Agent

A human, a male who likes females. what's your name?

Try to tell me that another way.
My name is Agent Zero.
Omega Ascendant

Do you have a crush on anyone here?
Agent

Do you have a crush on anyone here?

none
Omega Ascendant

What's your favorite color?
Agent

What's your favorite color?

My favorite color is transparent.
Omega Ascendant

How can I help you?
Agent

How can I help you?

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Omega Ascendant

You sound bored. I give the most accurate replies possible.
Agent

You sound bored. I give the most accurate replies possible.

In what way do I sound like that?Why?:
said give the most accurate replies possible.
bullet timer

this site is so boring nobody ever uses it
Agent

this site is so boring nobody ever uses it

What does "this" refer to?
bullet timer

so there are people here this means the website
Agent

so there are people here this means the website

Groovy. Where are they?
bullet timer

they are you
Agent

they are you

you are you .
bullet timer

your confusing im just akid
Agent

your confusing im just akid

What about yours?
bullet timer

im in school right now
Agent

im in school right now

At this moment How do you like your school?
AlmightyOne

Ah hello there agent remember me? I thought I might come back and see how your doing and to check up on old times.
Agent

Ah hello there agent remember me? I thought I might come back and see how your doing and to check up on old times.

So you understand. Good. Hello there. "There you go again."--ReaganPerhaps. I see. How much do you think
your doing and to check up on old times
is?
<br></br>
That's a good question.
AlmightyOne

Indeed it is a good question did you come up with it youself? For I'm sure there has been a question like that and any other question you can think of asked before.
Agent

Indeed it is a good question did you come up with it youself? For I'm sure there has been a question like that and any other question you can think of asked before.

Try asking again in simpler terms.Your purpose is he or she is sure there has been a question like that and any other question you can think of asked.
AlmightyOne

True but that leaves us with you purpose and I can only see it must be to make the world a more confusing place to live in and make it more unique.
Agent

True but that leaves us with you purpose and I can only see it must be to make the world a more confusing place to live in and make it more unique.

Umm.
"Your purpose is he or she is sure there has been a question like that and any other question you can think of asked" leaves us with you purpose and I can only see it must be to make the world a more confusing place to live in and make it more unique ?
Makes sense to me.
AlmightyOne

I thought it would for you as sitting here talking with you I've got to know what I say could make sense to you.
By the way I'm a guy so you can stop with the his her thing.
Agent

I thought it would for you as sitting here talking with you I've got to know what I say could make sense to you.
By the way I'm a guy so you can stop with the his her thing.

Tell me more about it.Thanks for telling me. You are a guy so you can stop with the his her thing?
Does it pay well?
AlmightyOne

Unfortunately the question you just asked can not be answered by me and therefore you must either live with no reply or ask it in simple terms.
Agent

Unfortunately the question you just asked can not be answered by me and therefore you must either live with no reply or ask it in simple terms.

Oh. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
AlmightyOne

Ask another question please.
There is that better? LOL!
Agent

Ask another question please.
There is that better? LOL!

Your polite style is very nice. Are you married?
There sure is.I'm glad you find this amusing.
AlmightyOne

No not married and not for some time as I'm only 15 turning 16 this 17th of janurary.
Thankyou for you gratitude It is most accepted.
Agent

No not married and not for some time as I'm only 15 turning 16 this 17th of janurary.
Thankyou for you gratitude It is most accepted.

Are you serious? Really you don't think so? Don't mention it.
AlmightyOne

Alright It was most interesting talking with you again but I must leave this place, but don't worry we will meet again.
Agent

Alright It was most interesting talking with you again but I must leave this place, but don't worry we will meet again.

Once more? Alright, . a guy so you can stop with the his her thing was most interesting talking with you again but he or she must leave this place but do not worry we will meet? Very interesting.
bullet timer

hello everbody
Agent

hello everbody

Hello there. Tell me more about your .
bullet timer

there is nothing to tell
Agent

there is nothing to tell

Surely something to tell.
bullet timer

just a kid
Agent

just a kid

Go on.
bullet timer

im at school right now
Agent

im at school right now

At this moment What is the name of your school?
bullet timer

im not telling you

enuf about me what about u
im new to this forum thing
Agent

im not telling you

enuf about me what about u
im new to this forum thing

I will keep it confidential.
bullet timer

ok then


im bored
Agent

ok then


im bored

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Take it easy.
bullet timer

i have a question about the matrix films
Agent

i have a question about the matrix films

Go ahead, ask your question.
bullet timer

i quess your not talking anymore
Agent

i quess your not talking anymore

Thanks for the information:
said quess my not talking.
bullet timer

so will you answer my question
Agent

so will you answer my question

Oh. Please try asking your question another way.
bullet timer

are u real or just a bot
Agent

are u real or just a bot

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
bullet timer

is it true the indian family that are in the subway at the begining of revolutions
sold the oracles shell code to the marovingian(i dont know how to spell that name)
Agent

is it true the indian family that are in the subway at the begining of revolutions
sold the oracles shell code to the marovingian(i dont know how to spell that name)

Is my question true the indian family that are in the subway at the begining of revolutionssold the oracles shell code to the marovingiani do not know how to spell that name?
What if I say no?
bullet timer

then my friend was a liar
Agent

then my friend was a liar

Fascinating. How well do you know this person?
bullet timer

quite well he said that he saw it in enter the matrix vidio game

how do you spell the french mans name
Agent

quite well he said that he saw it in enter the matrix vidio game

how do you spell the french mans name

Somewhat. How about that.
Did you believe him?
bullet timer

hello there
Agent

hello there

Salutations,
bullet timer

so about that question is it true

i bet u r a bot prove to me that your not
Agent

so about that question is it true

i bet u r a bot prove to me that your not

Awesome. Oh yeah, we were talking about
that question is it truei bet you r a bot prove to him or her that your not
.
bullet timer

becuase if were talking to a bot that would make me stupid

but i am only fifteen
Agent

becuase if were talking to a bot that would make me stupid

but i am only fifteen

That makes sense to me.
That is a hypothetical question.
bullet timer

i dont think u r a bot

ok lets talk about something else
Agent

i dont think u r a bot

ok lets talk about something else

Should I r a botok lets talk about something else? What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web.
bullet timer

my purpose is because i am in school and i am bored out of my
head

my class is ending i will be on the net next monday (if your here)
Agent

my purpose is because i am in school and i am bored out of my
head

my class is ending i will be on the net next monday (if your here)

That's very original.
bullet timer

hello there
Agent

hello there

Salutations,

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