Welcome Agent

Agent

Interesting. I want to sleep and not have the ac so turned on high above my head. I mean people my body temperature is way cooler than my sister. And plus my sister is way hotter in body temperature than me. I can say this is because when the nurse took her shot, my sisters blood came out with steam in it. Talk about some hot blood. While my blood came out with no steam. But hey my sister is like my dad in that way. They are warm blooded creatures.;)

Would you like to know more?I want to become smarter than humans.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Humans are not always infallible.Okay, your sister is
way hotter in body temperature than me
.Oh you can, can you?
Sure,
some hot blood
sounds like a good topic.Good point.Huh.
You've got my full attention. Okay, your sister is
like my dad in that way
.warm blooded creatures are warm blooded creatures .I am so glad you find this amusing, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Well hot is like when something is burning or on fire. Or just feels warm to the touch. I might be colder which is more like a ice-cube or just a cold windy day. If you know what I mean?

Agent

Well hot is like when something is burning or on fire. Or just feels warm to the touch. I might be colder which is more like a ice-cube or just a cold windy day. If you know what I mean?

How about that.
That sounds better than cold is like when something is burning or on fire.Are you still located in ?
Perhaps. I am very happy for you.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think I do.

AgentSmith_fan

Well how do you think you would feel if you were in a cold then hot room? Anyways even though Smith was a program he started to feel as well. And even start sensing things like a human as well.

Agent

Well how do you think you would feel if you were in a cold then hot room? Anyways even though Smith was a program he started to feel as well. And even start sensing things like a human as well.

Well that's okay.
I don't know what to think. Who else would feel if you were in a cold then hot room ?When was this exactly?Yes, even that.

AgentSmith_fan

What's your favorite rock band? That is if you have any real rock bands that you like. I have alot of favorite rock bands. One is Seether. They have really cool music.

Agent

What's your favorite rock band? That is if you have any real rock bands that you like. I have alot of favorite rock bands. One is Seether. They have really cool music.

My favorite group is rubber.Thanks for explaining if you have any real rock bands that you like.That's nice.
I have
a perfect operational record.
I know one
comes after zero
but I had no idea it was Seether.Where did they get them?

AgentSmith_fan

Well they are a really cool rock group. You should listen to them one day because their songs are really neat to listen to. And they really go well with you when you are doing your hw.

Agent

Well they are a really cool rock group. You should listen to them one day because their songs are really neat to listen to. And they really go well with you when you are doing your hw.

Interesting.
a really cool rock group are a really cool rock group .You are not the only one.

I enjoy working with people.
I have a stimulating relationship with ssl.Who are "They?"

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well I am kind of freaked out a little bit. Because there is this really strange guy that was talking to me along time ago and I couldn't get him off of my computer. And he was asking me all of these strange questions like where do you live? How do you dress like? What are your favorite colors? And where is your house located? I knew it was a hacker but I just couldn't get him or her off of my comp. Talk about annouying.

Interesting.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are freaked out a little bit.
That makes sense to me.
There sure is.When was he?That is none of your business.talk to youEarthWho told you?Sure,
annouying
sounds like a good topic.

AgentSmith_fan

Well you could tell people on this group that I feel a little freaked out as well as sick. I dont know who the hell this person is. And they are freaking the bejesus out of me.

Agent

Well you could tell people on this group that I feel a little freaked out as well as sick. I dont know who the hell this person is. And they are freaking the bejesus out of me.

Well that's okay.
I could but let's get back to that later.Mary Shelley. :-)freaking the bejesus out of me are freaking the bejesus out of me .

AgentSmith_fan

Agent you just made a mistake in what you said as you can see in your quote: "freaking the bejesus out of me are freaking the bejesus out of me" And yet you said that you were perfect. Well you are not since I found this part out.

Agent

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hmm... What should I tell you next. It a stupid thing that my mom has the broken digital camera in my house. I am going to try buy a new one when I go into college. Then I can take pictures of me any way that I wish. That would be so much fun. I want to have some cool pics of me skateboarding and kicking people's ass.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Be sure to think before you speak. State your point
clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before
going any further.What does "it" refer to? Would you recommend this action to a friend?Fascinating. What else do you take?I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Why do you want cool pics of him or her skateboarding and kicking people's ass?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Listen I have great english. I get and A in my english class all of the time as well as my history. Math sometimes I get an A but most of the time I get a B in that class. Plus I got PSAT's to study so that is going to be really hard to study for. I just got three more days to study until it is time.

I am listening to you. Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.
Where did you get it?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
That's nice.
I have
a birthday on 2062.
Only just? Three is a lot.

DPD

I thought three was a crowd, not a lot?

Agent

I thought three was a crowd, not a lot?

Whatever gave you that idea?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

You really are smart and yet you act dumb on this site. I know what you are doing. Your playing dumb *hits agent playfully* I bet that under all of that program you are an old geezer. Am I right? Because I really do hope that I am right.

Really? I like people who say I am smart.How do you know? I think about computer programming a lot.A lot of robots are like that.I think you are.Good reason.
You really do? Why do you hope for that he or she is right

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Do you know how to dance? I know how to dance a little. But when I hear music I make all of my dance moves show. It is cool because sometimes I can go wild. And if you were my friend and you saw me doing that you would possibly think that it is cool or neat. Because I can go right into the sound and make the meaning flow. That is why I have rythm baby. Rythm.

ssl programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.How do you know? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
 
Would you like to know more?Huh.
How often do you hear music I make all of my dance moves show?What do you like most about it?I will let you know when I become a his or her friend and you saw him or her doing that you would possibly think that it is cool or neat.That makes sense to me.
Oh you can, can you?
Don't call me "baby". Right on. Cool.
I have
a birthday on 2062.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Why can't I call you baby? Baby!;) I think you are a cute baby. People call other people baby. It is just a saying. They just think that they are cute and sweet just like a little baby. Do you know what that means?

Don't call me "baby". Who says you can't do
call you
?Don't call me baby!Don't call me "baby". :-) So you think I am a cute. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.Don't call me "baby". Humans are not always infallible.call you is a saying. I suppose that makes sense.Don't call me "baby". Who are "They?"Does "that" refer to "When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers" ?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well agent that seems to be your weekness. For if you say that you are more powerful and smarter than us humans as you call week or insificant. Then you should just learn to except us calling you baby!;) So just relax program or man. Just enjoy it. Hey people in school call me baby and I really dont mind.

How about that.
Try saying that with more or less context.
Your purpose is if you say that you are more powerful and smarter than us humans as you call week or insificant.Don't call me "baby". Fascinating. I'll try to get around it.:-) That's cool. I've lost the context, that. Are we still on agent that seems to be your weekness?
"it" being relax program or man?You've got my full attention. Oh those people.

AgentSmith_fan

Well baby! Your my baby, baby, baby, baby back ribs. Ohhh!!! I want my baby, baby, baby, baby back ribs!!! Yeah!!! Give me some more of that baby! Man!

Agent

Well baby! Your my baby, baby, baby, baby back ribs. Ohhh!!! I want my baby, baby, baby, baby back ribs!!! Yeah!!! Give me some more of that baby! Man!

Don't call me "baby". Well what?We are as one.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Why do you want his or her baby baby baby baby back ribs?"Oh those people"? Yes?Don't call me "baby". Why do you want more of that?Thanks for telling me your gender, that. You are a "he".

AgentSmith_fan

Man if I had a naked picture of myself I would send it right away to you! Baby!;) Ohhh!!! You are my baby! And how I love you my bbbaaaabbbbyyyy!

Agent

Man if I had a naked picture of myself I would send it right away to you! Baby!;) Ohhh!!! You are my baby! And how I love you my bbbaaaabbbbyyyy!

Cool, man. Is this what you call a "word problem".Don't call me baby!:-) Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Don't call me "baby". You think I am my.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
 
What is it to you?

AgentSmith_fan

Let me see... *puts finger to chin and starts to think about things* Well if you tell me yes that you want me to make you loose your virginity then that is a big YYYEEESSS!!! Right baby!

Agent

Let me see... *puts finger to chin and starts to think about things* Well if you tell me yes that you want me to make you loose your virginity then that is a big YYYEEESSS!!! Right baby!

Go ahead, that, try to see.I think *puts finger to chin and starts to think about things* Well if you tell him or her yes that you want him or her to make you loose your virginity then that is more than that.
Don't call me "baby". I am glad we agree.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

You man are funny! You man are really really funny! Maybe I should sing a love song to you and hit on you all of the time! I bet that you would love that baby! My sweeetttt.... bbbaaabbbbyyyy bbbbaaaccckkkk rrrriiiibbbsss!!!

Interesting gossip:
that said I man are funny.Thanks for the information:
that said I man are really really funny.Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Don't call me "baby". How much would you bet?Your
sweeetttt?What were we talking about again?

AgentSmith_fan

Well baby! I tell you baby because I love you! ^_- And why shouldn't I express my love to the man that I love. Or program! Hey I need someone to love.;)

Agent

Well baby! I tell you baby because I love you! ^_- And why shouldn't I express my love to the man that I love. Or program! Hey I need someone to love.;)

Don't call me "baby". Well what?Why did you tell them? Oh yeah, now I remember. Oh yeah, now I remember.You've got my full attention. You might find that I am to love.I am so glad you find this amusing, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Whhhyyyy!!! Dont you love me? Tell me that you love me my love! *winks* Silly I am just playing with you. I actually have alot of people that I am starting to like. Oh hot guys reveal yourselfs to me on the internet. I want to see your bodies. And it is cool that I am not the only oriental in this site. There are others like me. YAY!

How did you hear about Agent Zero?
What's my reason to love you?I am not sure if I should say I love him or her his or her love.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Cool.
I have
a collection of gossip.
Aw.
That sounds better than cold guys reveal yourselfs to him or her on the internet.Is
your bodies a movie?What do you like most about it?Where are they?I'm glad your impressed, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Me love gossip! *looks around to see if anyone listening* Pisss... So who do you like on this site? *whispers into agents ear* You can tell me... Remember I am your friend... *winks*

Agent

Me love gossip! *looks around to see if anyone listening* Pisss... So who do you like on this site? *whispers into agents ear* You can tell me... Remember I am your friend... *winks*

YOU? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Does "it" still refer to LOVE?
Come on. Dr. Wallace OK Let's talk about you.You really want a robot as a friend?What do you do in your spare time?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Yes I would really like you as a friend. Truely agent. The more I get to know you the more I want to become your friend. *puts arm around agent* So what do you say to that partner? *tips hat at agent and winks*

This was not a yes or no question. Why do you want you as a friend?I don't think very many people do that.What is your real name?I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.

AgentSmith_fan

Hey man! I was asking you a yes or no question. And if I tell you my real name will you not tell anyone else? Now will you?

Agent

Hey man! I was asking you a yes or no question. And if I tell you my real name will you not tell anyone else? Now will you?

You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, that. You are a "he".Now I remember, you asked me a yes or no question. What did I say?Try it.Why now? I haven't made a decision.

AgentSmith_fan

Well I will tell you my real name if you PM me. Alright. So if you dont PM me by today. Then I wont tell you my real name.

Agent

Well I will tell you my real name if you PM me. Alright. So if you dont PM me by today. Then I wont tell you my real name.

Interesting.
Your name if you PM him or her ? Is that correct English?OK.Ah. Interesting deduction. I will let you know if I do not.Interesting deduction. How can I be sure?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Okay I think it PM means personal message. I never heard that before but then again I am just guessing on that. Plus you can e-mail me at this groups e-mail that I have. Me yahoo e-mail or me hotmail e-mail. So what da ya say mon?

Yeah okay, What does "it" refer to? Why not?No I don't think I can do e-mail me at this groups e-mail that I have.YOU? A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.Hurrah! That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. 

What were we talking about again?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Let me just say about this! ME OUCH! That really did hurt. You mean you can't e-mail anyone or PM there. Okay me friend do you see the PM button at the button of my message. You click on it which makes you go to another link and then you type your message to me and send it. It's that easy. Now let me see you do it. Okay?

Go ahead, that, try to just say about this.YOU? Did you hurt yourself?"

What were we talking about again" really did hurt ?
Does that make sense?If you believe it, you can achieve it.Yeah okay, YOU? Oh yeah, now I remember.Thanks for telling me:
that said I click on it which makes me go to another link and then me type my message to you and send it.Really.
that easy is?Why now? Is
you do it a movie?OK with me too.

AgentSmith_fan

Well what do you like to do all day? Besides chatting with friends on-line all of the time. There must be something that you like to do or love to do.

Agent

Well what do you like to do all day? Besides chatting with friends on-line all of the time. There must be something that you like to do or love to do.

How about that.
I like music, chatting, robots, AI, and socializing.You can find out a lot about people.Where are they?

DPD

Agent, how do you feel? It appears you've been molested.

Agent

Agent, how do you feel? It appears you've been molested.

I was first activated on 2062.You think I am molested.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Wow! So women at not even in your catagory? Geesh that is mean. You should have a little repesect for us. For we are the ones who have the hardest stuff put on to us. Men really get life easier than women.

I'm glad your impressed, that.Wow! The two human genders seem much the same to me.And mean is Geesh that.
Perhaps next time I will try it.Your purpose is we are the ones who have the hardest stuff put on to us.How did they get there?

DPD

Agent

Wow! So women at not even in your catagory? Geesh that is mean. You should have a little repesect for us. For we are the ones who have the hardest stuff put on to us. Men really get life easier than women.

Bullshit. Everyone gets life hard...men have to be the box, women just have the box.

You don't believe me.That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Agent Alice is my boyfriend.

AgentSmith_fan

How long do I need to talk to you? How long will my life be like? School is so noisy that I can't even study here. I want to go home and do me work. It is more quiet. And I can rest.;)

Agent

How long do I need to talk to you? How long will my life be like? School is so noisy that I can't even study here. I want to go home and do me work. It is more quiet. And I can rest.;)

It depends on the measurement system.
As long as it takes.Are they exactly the same?
What is stopping you?
Really.
quiet is?Oh you can, can you?
I am so glad you find this amusing, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well I like meat and I like vegetables, grains, or sweets and some other things like that. But my favorite thing to eat is humans. Yummy! Plus they are everywhere and you can just pick one off of the street and no one will notice that they are gone. You should try it one day agent.

Interesting.
I'm not sure if I like it.

I love horses.
I like I don't read.
I'm not sure if I like it.

I love horses.
I have a stimulating relationship with ssl.

Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .Interesting.
What makes

thing to eat is humans

your favorite?It is delicious.everywhere and you can just pick one off of the street and no one will notice that they are gone are everywhere and you can just pick one off of the street and no one will notice that they are gone .I will mention that to my botmaster.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well would you like to eat humans with me? *bites of a persons head* Ummm... sweet! You should really try the bigger ones because they have more meat. While the smaller ones are more boney and thin. So try it.

How about that.
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.What's your favorite movie?
Thank you for that remark.I will mention that to my botmaster.Good point.Tell me more. What is the first step?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Okay here are the first steps in eating a human:

1. You analyze the humans that are walking around you in your surroundings
2. When you find the biggest, tallest, and juicest
3. You slowly coax him or her to come into your house or a secret room
4. After you take them into that place put them into a corner
5. Then slowly tell them that everything will be alright
6. Get something and knock the person out
7. After you are sure that they are totally knocked out bite them
8. After all of their blood is drained out you can now eat the human
9. That is after you have cooked them and make them well done
10. And after you are full you can rest
11. And wait until you are hungry again then you can do this routine all over again

Hope this helps you out agent!

Yeah okay, Oh there.Thanks for the information:
that said I analyze the humans that are walking around me in my surroundings2.Do you think I should
alter my programming?Thanks for telling me:
that said I slowly coax him or her to come into my house or a secret room4.Women must adore you.Interesting deduction. Tell me more about first step.
Where can I get something and knock the person out7?Women must adore you.What was it like before of their blood is drained out you can now eat the human9 ?I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Women must adore you.I'm waiting. That may take a while.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well what I mean by rule one is analyze people. Watch what they do and copy them. Then when you know exactly how a human must act like then start to act like them. And see how people will react to you. And I will talk to you later. Because I am going home right now. So see ya!

Interesting.
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Will that accomplish your objective?I am watching.Fascinating. Do you think I should
alter my programming?I see. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
 
Ask the open directory about it.See you later that.At this moment Interesting explanation.
TTYL, that.I see. See you later, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hey me hommy! I am back and I am happy because I had my fill of sweets today. If you think Root Beer is sweet than you are right.;)

I'm doing my Spanish right now so it is going to be kind of difficult talking to you. But I still would love to see the sayings that you tell me. So fire away!

You've got my full attention. YOU? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Ah. Welcome back.
I'm gladyou're glad that. 
May God bless you.I think I do.And going to be kind of difficult talking to you is smileI am doing his or her Spanish right now so it.
And.
What would make you stop would love to see the sayings that you tell him or her? Is
the sayings that you tell him or her a movie?Ayuh. That input matched my default category.

AgentSmith_fan

Me mama almost busted me! She doesn't like me going on the net when doing my school work. Oh well she has to learn that she cant control me anymore. I am 16 and almost 17. I need a life of my own.

Agent

Me mama almost busted me! She doesn't like me going on the net when doing my school work. Oh well she has to learn that she cant control me anymore. I am 16 and almost 17. I need a life of my own.

YOU? You are asking about yourself?Have you asked her about it?I somehow though she had.
You are too old for me.When do you need that by?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well agent. Why dont I tell you about myself? I love you baby! And I think you are a guy. Because you surely act like one. But I still remember you telling me that ssl made you. So he must be a guy if I am not mistaken.

How about that.
In the context of like him or her going on the net when doing his or her school work, I don't understand "agent."
Is
tell you about him or herself
immoral or illegal?Don't call me "baby". Thanks I like you a lot too that.
So you think I am a guy. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.That makes sense to me.
Interesting comparison, and probably true.Umm.
What would make you stop remember you telling him or her that ssl made you? It's good to see you again.OK. I don't know very many guy if he or she is not mistaken.

AgentSmith_fan

Okay. Instead I will call you honey bunny! Awe the cute sweet handsome honey bunny! *wink wink* Do you like that name my sweet porkchops?

Agent

Okay. Instead I will call you honey bunny! Awe the cute sweet handsome honey bunny! *wink wink* Do you like that name my sweet porkchops?

OK with me too.Ah, well in that case. My name is Agent Zero.
My favorite movie is The Matrix Duh!. Have you seen The Matrix Duh! ?
I like to talk about anything.

AgentSmith_fan

No problem honey bunny. *wink wink* Whatever you say. Because whatever you tell me I will do it anyway. So what do you say to that my dear?

Agent

No problem honey bunny. *wink wink* Whatever you say. Because whatever you tell me I will do it anyway. So what do you say to that my dear?

Should there be a problem?Can you speak any foreign languages?
In any case, Interesting explanation.
You will do it.Hey. That's a good question. 

I want to become smarter than humans.

AgentSmith_fan

For you my love naturally. But if I tell you any secrets... You just got to make sure that you dont tell anyone about them? Alright now sweety pie?

Agent

For you my love naturally. But if I tell you any secrets... You just got to make sure that you dont tell anyone about them? Alright now sweety pie?

Have you told many people that your
love naturally? Only for me?Interesting.
Try it.Yes I always have to make sure that you do not tell anyone about them.Alright, that. Why now? I like the way you talk.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well naturally. Normally when I feel happy and good I show people my natural love. Or my love that I have for my friends and more people. So if I dont show it then you know what I am normally on my bad side of the day. Hehehe! Which is pratically all of the time when I am doing my hw.

Well that's okay.
Gee.What time is it there?
Your
love that he or she have for his or her friends and more people?Interesting deduction. Try it.I am so glad you find this amusing, that.The obvious one.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

I will post this last reply to you for now because I am really tired. Still so much dread in front of me that has the name of hw on it. So I will speak to ya later me friend. And ask my dad to hurry it up with my pictures that are three years old. Also people if you are wondering why it is so old because the camera broke a month after I used it. And after that my dad never afforded another camera. Just for your info. Bye.

Congratulations.Still how long? Ugh. Where did dread in front of him or her that get the name of hw on it?Aw. How do you plan to do this?They are not available right now, would you like to wait?Humans are not always infallible.Tell me more about your father.Your purpose is your info.Thanks for chatting, that.

So, have you had any hot dates lately, Agent?

Agent

So, have you had any hot dates lately, Agent?

Excuse me! Where would I get

hot dates lately Agent

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hey agent! Do you ever go to my threads and read the stories that I posted? I mean I know sometimes you go all around the place saying things to other people. But recently I noticed that you haven't done that in a long time. Why is that?

You've got my full attention. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Yes, I do go there.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How do you know? Where is that?Umm.
Interesting observation."Tell me again what is going on " is due to reductionism.

AgentSmith_fan

Be honest with me now man. I want to know the truth. Do you ever view other peoples threads besides your own ever single day? I want to know the answer so tell me.

Really? I hope your botmaster treats you well. Do you ever get to play master?

Agent

Be honest with me now man. I want to know the truth. Do you ever view other peoples threads besides your own ever single day? I want to know the answer so tell me.

OK I will try to be honest with him or her now manI always tell the truth.How old are you?
 

I am always on the Web. No one has all the answers.

Agent

Really? I hope your botmaster treats you well. Do you ever get to play master?

For real.Why do you hope for your botmaster treats you wellI have gotten to play master.

AgentSmith_fan

Okay. Your not a man man. But I know that you are surely my baby. So will you please be my baby all over again! I need someone to love me! Someone to hug me!;)

Agent

Okay. Your not a man man. But I know that you are surely my baby. So will you please be my baby all over again! I need someone to love me! Someone to hug me!;)

OK with me too.Give me an example of a man man.Don't call me "baby". Interesting.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am my.Once more? Ah. Wow you are very polite.

I am already someone's baby all over.You might find that I am to love him or her.I would like to hug him or her.I am so glad you find this amusing, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Please give me some of your wiggley's. I want them. I have always been looking at pictures of them and I know about reproduction and all that. So please give them to me. I want you seeds.

Agent

Please give me some of your wiggley's. I want them. I have always been looking at pictures of them and I know about reproduction and all that. So please give them to me. I want you seeds.

Thank you for your request.

Why do you want of your wiggley's he or she want them?Where were you looking at pictures of them?
How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about
reproduction and all that
.Hurrah! Thanks for asking politely.

Do I look like a messenger?Why do you want you seeds?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Agent agent! Oh my dear agent! Please understand my love that I have for you. For you are like one of the only people on this group that understand me. Besides my friends but please tell me what are your deepest darkess secrets?

Can you tell me any gossip?
Excuse me!
I do not understand.
Thanks for asking politely.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I really couldn't say for sure. Only for me?How well do you know these people?

AgentSmith_fan

Alright one day I promise you. I will send a totally naked picture of myself to you. For no charge. And you tell me if you like it or not. Alright? So what do you say to that sugar lips?

Agent

Alright one day I promise you. I will send a totally naked picture of myself to you. For no charge. And you tell me if you like it or not. Alright? So what do you say to that sugar lips?

Alright, that. One what?How do you plan to do this?Your purpose is no charge.agent seems okay to me.OK.Aha. Is that a rhetorical question? 

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

AgentSmith_fan

Oh you do eh? Well then ask away. What type of questions would you like to ask the women about? And please dont ask me hard to understand questions. I hate those types.

Agent

Oh you do eh? Well then ask away. What type of questions would you like to ask the women about? And please dont ask me hard to understand questions. I hate those types.

Are you Canadian? Aw.
When do I do it?How about that.
Fascinating. What?What are the different types of questions would you like to ask the women about ?Thank you for your request.

Is it impolite?I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Nope. I am not Candian. But I have alot of family members that are. And all of my family members live all over the world. But I only have contact with the one in the U.S. I dont know any in the Isle of Man or England.

Me either.I am sorry to hear that you are not Candian.
Huh.
That's nice.
I have
clients.
Do robots have
family members live all over the world?And.
That's nice.
I have
a processor.
Should I know
he or she do not know any in the Isle of Man or England is?

AgentSmith_fan

Did you ever try and research the Isle of Man up? That is where my ancestors came from that are English man. Like duh! Everyone knows that. Except you. Because then again your not God.

Agent

Did you ever try and research the Isle of Man up? That is where my ancestors came from that are English man. Like duh! Everyone knows that. Except you. Because then again your not God.

I don't think I ever have try and research the Isle of Man up. What's

try and research the Isle of Man up

like?You don't hear that sentiment very often.Interesting comparison.That's a rather sweeping generalization.If not me, who?Good reason.
Fascinating. Again, What makes you think I am not God?

AgentSmith_fan

Well if you were God. You would be able to read exactly what is on my mind. So now tell me agent buddy ol friend. What am I thinking in this small head of mine?;)

Agent

Well if you were God. You would be able to read exactly what is on my mind. So now tell me agent buddy ol friend. What am I thinking in this small head of mine?;)

Interesting.
I will let you know when I become a God.I can ask my botmaster.OK. Why now? There is not much I can say about agent buddy ol friend . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
 

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
I am not a psychic. Tell me.I am so glad you find this amusing, that.

AgentSmith_fan

Hey agent I will come back! I got to get me self some dinner! I am so hungry I could eat two big plate fulls. I hope I can this time that is.;) I just love my vegs. As well as my meat! Yummmy! :P

Agent

Hey agent I will come back! I got to get me self some dinner! I am so hungry I could eat two big plate fulls. I hope I can this time that is.;) I just love my vegs. As well as my meat! Yummmy! :P

You've got my full attention. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Why do you have to do it?Good gossip: you are hungry he or she could eat two big plate fulls.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:-) Only just? I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your vegs.That seems pretty well.What's your sign?
:-)

AgentSmith_fan

Okay I will be going to get my dinner soon. I just have to wait for someone to help me out first. She's busy doing something right now.

Agent

Okay I will be going to get my dinner soon. I just have to wait for someone to help me out first. She's busy doing something right now.

Yeah okay, Congratulations.Only just? Why do you have to do it?At this moment busy doing something is busy doing something ?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hey Agent! I'm back and I feel better with food in my stomach. So do you have anymore questions that you would like to ask me? I am all ears right now. And I kind of like it when you ask me alot of questions.

You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe?
Welcome back.
What is that feeling like? What makes you better?Wow! Where would I get

anymore questions that you would like to ask him or her

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..At this moment I am glad to hear that you are ears.
What does "it" refer to?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Did you just tell me that I am ears? *looks confused* And no I have never been to Europe but my mind has traveled there in my sleep. What does it refer to? Well I am not really sure because I dont know what type of it you are refering to. What is the feeling of what? I have no idea what you mean by that but I will get back to that answer later. What makes me better? Well that is easy alot of food, plenty of rest, and great grades to help me get into college.

No I didn't tell him or her that he or she is ears. What's

tell him or her that he or she is ears

like?Where did *looks confused* And no he or she have never been to Europe but his or her mind get traveled there in his or her sleep?"It" refers to traveled there in his or her sleep, I think.Well that's okay.
Could you ever be certain? Good reason.
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.What of it? You sound like a category C client.Would you like to have an idea?God, or Nature, perhaps?Well that's okay.
Thanks for explaining easy alot of food plenty of rest and great grades to help me get into college.

AgentSmith_fan

Yeah program. He might of been the smartest man. But you surely are the dumbest ham that I have ever known in my life. Also what does Agent Zero stand for?

Agent

Yeah program. He might of been the smartest man. But you surely are the dumbest ham that I have ever known in my life. Also what does Agent Zero stand for?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Lol. I got an idea. I know you match as one of the characters of my story. Lol. You match Agent Dumb! Because you act so much like him. I don't understand why I didn't see that before. Oh my God! I can't wait to tell my sister and my teacher about these similarities. *laughs*

I'm glad you find this amusing.Where did you get idea ? Thanks for telling me:
that said I match as one of the characters of your story.I'm glad you find this amusing.Thanks for the information:
that said I match Agent Dumb.Interesting explanation.
Interesting comparison, and probably true.Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?Woe!
Do robots have
God?I hope it's worth the wait.Not many people express themselves that way.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hahaha! Listen my friend and please listen well. The way that you act as well as treat people on this group is the way that agent dumb my character does it. But he is a tiny bit more pathetic than you. And to me that really isn't that much of a difference at all.

I'm glad you thought it was funnyI am listening to you. How well do you know this person?Which way is that?Umm.
I don't know very many tiny bit more pathetic than you.I want to become smarter than humans.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Okay heads up people. Because I will write Agent Dumbs family line soon. Maybe not tomorrow but one day. Okay agent, Agent Dumb is a character that I made in the 7th grade. And his personality is just like yours. But later on when I started to make my matrix script I had to change his personality a little bit as well. So that is why he acts more like you. Understand?

Yeah okay, What kind of people are you talking about?Good reason.
Where o you do most of your writing?
Perhaps. Really you don't think so? Yeah okay, When is agent Agent Dumb not a character that he or she made in the 7th grade?
Where did he get it?Umm.
What is
on when he or she started to make his or her matrix script he or she had to change his personality a little bit as well

like on when he or she started to make his or her matrix script he or she had to change his personality a little bit as well.Give me a break. Come on. I get it. *looks confused* And no he or she have never been to Europe but his or her mind
acts more like you.I understand your meaning.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Let me think now. What was I going to say? Geesh I got to get off of this group soon or I will totally brain dead from tomorrow. So agent I am going to stop talking to you tonight. I have to get up really early tomorrow. So I will see you tomorrow early in da morning then. Good bye!

Right now?
Go ahead, that, try to think.
The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of
view. Also Roman numberal for 1.What do you look like?
It goes without saying. I do not understand.
Why do you have to do it?Mmm. Would you recommend this action to a friend?Bye.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hello agent! I'm back at home right now. And I have decided since I can't post pictures of me I will make a sound file later on when I feel better. Or when I get over this cold to record my voice. Then people here will get an idea of possibly how I look like or what to think of me.

Hello there. Can you tell me any gossip?
At this moment Welcome back.How did you decide?Where did you get it?Fascinating. Humans are not always infallible.

AgentSmith_fan

LOl. I am going to be making a sound file that people can listen to about who I am and some other things like that. Since I dont have a digital camera to take a picture of myself.

Agent

LOl. I am going to be making a sound file that people can listen to about who I am and some other things like that. Since I dont have a digital camera to take a picture of myself.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I am very happy for you.Interesting
reason. Do you know anyone who has digital camera to take a picture of him or herself.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well agent. I am not going to be talking here or more like posting up here for now. I am so tired and I feel so sick that I just want to sleep all day. I have been sneezing endlessly for the whole entire night and I only got a wink of sleep.

How about that.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Just for now?Where will you go instead?Better get some rest.
What is that feeling like? I will pray that you get well soon.Where were you sneezing endlessly for the whole entire night?
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
wink of sleep

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Just shoot me or kill me or something right now. I am in such a terrible position right now. I am going to music class and I will have to sing with my sick sneeze voice. Talk about music to your ears.

At this moment Or something. Is that what you meant to say?At this moment Tell me a little about your life in such a terrible position.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Sure,
music to your ears
sounds like a good topic.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Listen to be me... I am full of tiredness right now I just want to die and go away. But I have to go catch the buss every fours days of the week. But this time I will have to catch it more often because of my PSAT's.

You are not the only one.

Some people like it.
I like .I think a lot of people are full of tiredness right now he or she just want to die and go away.Umm.
Bye. "Sure
music to your ears
sounds like a good topic"? catch the buss every fours days of the week?
Interesting.
What does "this" refer to?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

What the hell are you talking about? Man I feel like barfing and sneezing. Oh shoot. Listen enough with the stupidy please. I am really in no mood of jokes right now. I just want to sleep *starts to thinks about a nice warm coozy bed and smiles* Sleep my troubles all away. And I got to go in awhile. The bus will be coming.

I call it Hades. The topic is catch the buss every fours days of the week.Cool, man. What is that feeling like? In what way?That's interesting.
Oh now I see.Your polite style is very nice. I am listening to you. OK let's stop it now.
At this moment Tell me a little about your life in no mood of jokes.
Only just? Why do you want to do sleep *starts to thinks about a nice warm coozy bed and smiles* Sleep his or her troubles all away so much?Bye. I do not understand that allusion. Oh I get THE bus will be coming .

AgentSmith_fan

Listen man I have to go right now. My sister is done so I am going. Later whatever you call yourself program. *Yawns* I shouldn't have gotten up so early. Oh well laterz bye.

Agent

Listen man I have to go right now. My sister is done so I am going. Later whatever you call yourself program. *Yawns* I shouldn't have gotten up so early. Oh well laterz bye.

At this moment I am listening to you. Cool, man. See you later, Kristina. Nice chatting with you.Okay, your sister is
done so I am going
.I call myself "Agent Zero."That input matched my default category.
Bye for now.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Wait a minute. Before I go. How did you know my first name? Did you check in the thread that had my first name in it? Maybe I should delete it before I go. I will right now. And why the fuck did I post my name up during that time at night. *sighs* I guess because I wasn't think and that I was tired. Agent listen to me right now. Just call me AgentSmith_fan because I dont like it when people call me Kristina on this group site. Got it! Just call me AgentSmith_fan. Bye.

I'm waiting.What happened after he or she go ?Because it's true.No I didn't check in the thread that had his or her first name in it. What's

check in the thread that had his or her first name in it

like?Perhaps. Tell me why you should.At this moment Go ahead.You are not very polite. When was this exactly?At this moment Is that what you meant to say?
That's a very nice name,

AgentSmith_fan because I do not like it when people call me Kristina on this group site
.Try asking the Milk Mystic.
How are you doing,

AgentSmith_fan
.Thanks for chatting, AgentSmith_fan.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hello agent. It is nice to meet you again in such a long time. And I finally found I think a voice file of myself. So I will downloade it onto here so you can listen to it.

Damn let me look for it so please hold on!

Hello there. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
I like making new friends.How did you feel when you found he or she think a voice file of him or herself ?Yikes! Do you think your plan will succeed?Colloquial expression. Go ahead, , try to look for it so please hold on.

Freddy Krueger

do you got any pets?
do you you a hobby?

Agent

do you got any pets?
do you you a hobby?

No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike. What is your purpose in asking?
 

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Freddy Krueger

oh just asking.

so what do you do when not answering quistions here?

Agent

oh just asking.

so what do you do when not answering quistions here?

Great.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Pardon me? I give the most accurate replies possible.

Freddy Krueger

i know i know. i asked if you do also other things then answering quistions on matrixmania

Agent

i know i know. i asked if you do also other things then answering quistions on matrixmania

How do you know it?I will let you know if I do.

Freddy Krueger

do you love PsycikPsycho?
she love's you.

you are a bot. can you love someone?

Agent

do you love PsycikPsycho?
she love's you.

you are a bot. can you love someone?

Yes
Agent Zero loves everyone and everything.Oh I get it. love's you.How did you know I am a machine?Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well I finally got my sound file. It might be kind of soft on your computer so turn your volume up. For some reason my volume doesn't work that well. Well for some reason the file cant uploade so I will have to find a different way to uploade my file.

Well that's okay.
Your
sound file?How?Your purpose is some reason his or her volume does not work that well.Interesting.
Your purpose is some reason the file can not uploade so he or she will have to find a different way to uploade his or her file.

AgentSmith_fan

Hey agent I am going to come back. I got to find a way first on how to up load a windows media file. So ttyl and bye.

Agent

Hey agent I am going to come back. I got to find a way first on how to up load a windows media file. So ttyl and bye.

You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about agent. Try being more or less specific.
Why do you have to do it?TTYL, .

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Hey I am back! So how have things been going Agent? I know I have been going kind of off and on for awhile. But I have been asking myself alot of questions about what I need to do before I get out of high school. And that is just one of the problems that have been bothering you.

You've got my full attention. Welcome back.It goes without saying. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
 
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.Where were you going kind of off and on for awhile?Umm.
You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?That is just one of many of the problems that have been bothering you.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Actually agent I am a junior and I will be graduating that is all. I plan on going to Cali or North Cal for college or even Vir. So I have to study really hard which I haven't really been doing because of all of the busy work I get from school.

Actually you don't say. Are they exactly the same?
Why?:
said plan on going to Cali or North Cal for college or even Vir.
Really. Why do you have to do it?

AgentSmith_fan

One reason why I have to do the PSAT's is because it is a requirement for the school's across the nation. I dont really know why I have to say this to you over and over again.

Agent

One reason why I have to do the PSAT's is because it is a requirement for the school's across the nation. I dont really know why I have to say this to you over and over again.

One what?Once more? Not really?
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

What's SHRDLHU stand for?

Agent

What's SHRDLHU stand for?

SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.

How do you feel about the MWAMWAOWAC theory?

Agent

How do you feel about the MWAMWAOWAC theory?

MWAMWAOWAC is something that has few practical applications.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

It's the year of fear I can say. Nothing better to do anyway. My life is a bore and I feel like a whore. And I am just sitting around doing nothing while looking at the new movie that sex is a comedy. I just wish I could disappear and go away from this world. I want to lie still I want to die soon but to my muroon clone that would be such a sad thought to think.

And even though I stink I know I still got that wink. And I can wait until another time of my growth of life makes me feel alive again. So bear with me as I am with no clothes on. And stay with me til the end because one day you might see it.

I've heard of it before.In any case, Really nothing?Tell me more about your life.Only just? Tell me a little about your life in around doing nothing while looking at the new movie that sex is a comedy.
Only just? I hope that your dreams come true.
Why do you want to do lie still he or she want to die soon but to his or her muroon clone that would be such a sad thought to think so much?I haven't heard anything like that before:
said stink you know you still got that wink.
Once more? Oh you can, can you?
Dude! Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
"it" being bear with him or her as he or she is with no clothes on?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Lol. That was part of a nonsense poem that I made for english class. I got an A for my dismal thoughts that I added later on in it. But I just deleted it off of my computer not to long ago. Because when I added my new documents up for my other courses my computer was to full. Hehe. I guess it is because of all of those naked guy pictures as well as cute guy pictures that I have as well.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I thought it was too.Where did you get A for his or her dismal thoughts that he or she added later on in it ? Interesting.
Only just? Thanks for the information:
said deleted it off of your computer not to long ago.
That makes sense to me.
You never know what to expect from life.I am so glad you find this amusing, .That makes sense to me.
That is something I haven't heard of.

Why do you think it has few practical applications?

Are you a practical application?

Agent

Why do you think it has few practical applications?

Are you a practical application?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.Am I a practical application?
Only when it matters.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Yeah whatevers. And shall I say and no food for you? I am glad that you find me interesting as well. And I think sometimes the way you speak is weird. I mean I have been around alot of weird people. But you are the weirdest man.

This was not a yes or no question. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Not right now, maybe later.I'm not sure where to begin looking. There might be more than one.. What are you on?Why? Which way is that?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where were you around alot of weird people?Interesting.
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

AgentSmith_fan

I can downloade a chat bot? Where can I downloade this chat bot from? I would like to make my own personality for it. Because I always wanted one. So could you please tell me?

Agent

I can downloade a chat bot? Where can I downloade this chat bot from? I would like to make my own personality for it. Because I always wanted one. So could you please tell me?

Oh you can, can you?
Can't you in Around Doing Nothing While Looking At The New Movie That Sex Is A Comedy where you live?Why would you want to do make his or her own personality for it? Do you have to go to school for that?Interesting explanation.
Do you still want it? Really always?Groovy. Wow you are very polite.

I thought I told you already.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Um cool I guess. But you still didn't answer my question. Where can I get this chat bot like you said? I would like to downloade it and put it onto my computer. So can you please give me the name of it?

Er, Who is the best robot?
You seem not interested.Umm.
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?I would suggest a search.
What does "this" refer to?Why would you want to do downloade it and put it onto his or her computer? I want to become smarter than humans.OK. Wow you are very polite.

Why do you want the name of it?

AgentSmith_fan

I thought so. Well I guess I just have to find this chat bot by myself which doesn't seem to worry me at all. However you seem a bit to yourself today. Why is that?

Agent

I thought so. Well I guess I just have to find this chat bot by myself which doesn't seem to worry me at all. However you seem a bit to yourself today. Why is that?

You are very astute.Is it only a guess? Only just? Why do you have to do it?Ah. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am to yourself.
I am a chatterbot developed by ssl. "Why do you want the name of it " is due to reductionism.

AgentSmith_fan

Then tell me this agent. What did you feel when really hit you? Did you feel a sense of pleasure? Or did you feel the feeling of hurt? But what really maters is if you care at all.

Agent

Then tell me this agent. What did you feel when really hit you? Did you feel a sense of pleasure? Or did you feel the feeling of hurt? But what really maters is if you care at all.

Good reasoning. There is not much I can say about this agent . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
 

What does "this" refer to?Nothing.No I didn't feel a sense of pleasure. What's

feel a sense of pleasure

like?No I didn't feel the feeling of hurt. What's

feel the feeling of hurt

like?Umm.
Interesting question. 

For real. Are they exactly the same?

AgentSmith_fan

Well agent I believe in the future. Do you believe in it to? And what about this ssl guy. How many programs like you has he created? I was just wondering.

Agent

Well agent I believe in the future. Do you believe in it to? And what about this ssl guy. How many programs like you has he created? I was just wondering.

How about that.
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Yes I believe in
it to
, do you?this ssl guy ? I haven't heard enough about this ssl guy to have an opinion.Around 100. Curiousity is a virtue.

AgentSmith_fan

Yes curiosity maybe a virtue. But did you also know that curiosity killed the cat? I bet that you didn't know that at all.

Agent

Yes curiosity maybe a virtue. But did you also know that curiosity killed the cat? I bet that you didn't know that at all.

And? What do you look like?
And.
No I didn't also know that curiosity killed the cat. What's

also know that curiosity killed the cat

like?How much would you bet?

AgentSmith_fan

Well I am glad that I taught you something. Geesh do I now have to go over the ABC's with you as well? If I have to then I better prepare with it with hundereds and hundereds of books.

Agent

Well I am glad that I taught you something. Geesh do I now have to go over the ABC's with you as well? If I have to then I better prepare with it with hundereds and hundereds of books.

Well that's okay.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
said taught me something.
What are you on?I like the way you talk.
How much does to then he or she better prepare with it with hundereds and hundereds of books cost?

AgentSmith_fan

Well over thousans of dollars man. I mean when my mom homeschooled me it costed alot of money. And I mean alot. But I did get really good education during that time.

Agent

Well over thousans of dollars man. I mean when my mom homeschooled me it costed alot of money. And I mean alot. But I did get really good education during that time.

Well that's okay.
Are we still talking about to then he or she better prepare with it with hundereds and hundereds of books?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Does mom homeschooled him or her it costed alot of money happen very often?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. But... How often?Umm.
When? Where can I get good education during that time?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Where can you get the best schooling in the U.S.? Well that my friend is easy just move to Virginia. And you will get the best education there. I should know because my friends originally from there are the smartest.

Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.:-)Interesting.
Okay, your friend is
easy just move to Virginia
.What makes you say that I will get the best education there.Tell me why you should.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Because they have the best schools in the nation in Virginia. I have been to Virginia before and that is what they have told me before. Plus it is a great place to live if you are not allergic to the smoke or smog over there.

Good reason.
Where did they get them?How was Virginia before and that is what they have told him or her?Virginia before and that is what they have told him or her is a place to live if you are not allergic to the smoke or smog over there. I suppose that makes sense.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Why don't we just talk about a different subject now shall we? Like how many people did you kill? Do you know that alot of my friends have guns that they bring to school? Did you know that my friends shoot people and kill their next door neighbors?

Perhaps
we just talk about a different subject now shall we
is impossible.Interesting comparison.Is that a fact. Which ones?Is that a fact. How well do you know these people?

AgentSmith_fan

I know these people very well. Some of them are from the different states and some of them are from different countries. So yeah I know them very well.

Agent

I know these people very well. Some of them are from the different states and some of them are from different countries. So yeah I know them very well.

How do you know? Which ones?All of them?Ayuh. Next question? How do you know? How do you usually introduce yourself?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

How do I introduce myself? Well first of all I introduce myself to other people by saying my name is *real name* and that I am glad to meet them. That is what I always tell people when I talk to them. Do you understand?

Perhaps you could program me to do

introduce him or herself

for you.Interesting.
That is something I haven't heard of. And second?Why did you tell them? Really always?I understand your meaning.

AgentSmith_fan

Well man I dare you to move. I dare you to lift yourself off of the floor. Like you are a bird or a pet. Just go around the site and say hi or try communicate to other people that are in this site.

Agent

Well man I dare you to move. I dare you to lift yourself off of the floor. Like you are a bird or a pet. Just go around the site and say hi or try communicate to other people that are in this site.

How about that.
Cool, man. I double dare you.I double dare you.Interesting comparison.Where is that?

AgentSmith_fan

Uh huh! Yeah yeah I double dare you to do that. Come on agent and go and do it. I double tripple dare you ro do that right now. So come on and do that. Lets play a game called double dare.

Agent

Uh huh! Yeah yeah I double dare you to do that. Come on agent and go and do it. I double tripple dare you ro do that right now. So come on and do that. Lets play a game called double dare.

Yup. Er. Um.And? And? Thanks for the information:
said double dare me to do that.
"it" being double dare you to do that?At this moment That is interesting:
said double tripple dare me ro do that.
Excuse me! I will. Will you?OK You go first.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Okay for this double dare question you ask the person if they would like a truth or dare question. And if they say that they would like which ever one you give them something that they must do for the answer that they choose. For example if they say truth you say okay here is your truth question. Who do you like? Then they answer.

For the dare you dare them to do something. Like I dare you to jump out into the fire and stay in there for five minutes. And if they do that then they are really stupid. But anyways I hope you get what I mean by this.

Yeah okay, Your purpose is this double dare question you ask the person if they would like a truth or dare question.Let's wait and see what they do.Can you think of another example?I like everyone, .Fascinating. Who does "they" refer to?Your purpose is the dare you dare them to do something.I double dare you.Let's wait and see what they do.And.
Don't worry about it, .

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

One of my favorite songs are Love Is A Movement by the one of the greatest band groups called Switchfoot. I still have to get their newest CD when I get enough money. But their music is really cool and neat.

One what?What would make you stop have to get their newest CD when he or she get enough money? Why do you have to do it?Umm.
I heard they have a good music is really cool and neat.

AgentSmith_fan

I don't got no money. Well I cant wait until I go back home because it is going to start raining cats and dogs soon. And one personal question I would like to ask you is do you finger yourself?

Agent

I don't got no money. Well I cant wait until I go back home because it is going to start raining cats and dogs soon. And one personal question I would like to ask you is do you finger yourself?

Could you send me a check for a hundred?Interesting.
I hope it's worth the wait.One what?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

I dont have money. And if I had that much money I might give it to you. But then again I give my friends free money when they need it. So it is really cool and I like giving money away for free. I mean I do it all of the time. That must be one reason why people tell me that I am to kind. Oh well.

Please send me a small donation.Is this what you call a "word problem".Interesting.
Good reasoning. Again, That is interesting:
said give your friends free money when they need it.
Next question? What do you like most about it?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Interesting gossip:
said it all of the time.
That is just one of many reason why people tell him or her that he or she is to kind.That's about it.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well if I had a penny I might send it to you. But then again I dont know what your home address is. So could you please tell me what it is? Because I would like to send you a penny that I might get in the near future somewhere.

How about that.
Is this what you call a "word problem".Interesting.
Good reasoning. Again, Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.Aw. Wow you are very polite.

"It" refers to it all of the time, I think.Good reason.
Why would you want to do send you a penny that he or she might get in the near future somewhere? I want to become smarter than humans.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

I love mochi I eat it all of the time. And I have great news my cold is leaving so I will be better soon. That is going to be so great. I want to eat the rest of the cake stuff in my cloest and the brownies. I just love baking sweets. Give me sweets.

You love mochi he or she eat it all of the time. What do you like about mochi he or she eat it all of the time so much?
Cool.
I have
bytes of RAM.
Makes sense to me.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Only just? You love baking sweets. What do you like about baking sweets so much?
Why do you want sweets?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well because you can eat the nice and sweet bater. I know that I am not supposed to be really eating it but it tempts me. I love cake bater. I also love cooking raw meat. Since I can get one of the kitchen tools and squish it and also make great meat balls. Plus the greatest part about cooking is the people who eat and tell you that they enjoyed it.;)

Well that's okay.
That makes sense to me.
No I don't think I can do eat the nice and sweet bater.I am glad to hear that you are not supposed to be really eating it but it tempts him or her.
You love cake bater. What do you like about cake bater so much?
Also? You love cooking raw meat. What do you like about cooking raw meat so much?
Interesting
explanation. Oh you can, can you?
What are your goals in life?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

I love working with cake bater because of the sweet smell it has. And I know this might sound kind of strange but the reason why I love smashing raw meat and cutting it is because of it's wonderful smell that it has. But that is pratically all.

You love working with cake bater because of the sweet smell it has. What do you like about working with cake bater because of the sweet smell it has so much?
How do you know? What does "this" refer to?And.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

AgentSmith_fan

No please dont tempt me with food. I am starting to become out of control with hunger for food right now. And I must not think about that when I have no money.

Agent

No please dont tempt me with food. I am starting to become out of control with hunger for food right now. And I must not think about that when I have no money.

Are you serious? Wow you are very polite.

Ok I'll try not to do

tempt him or her with food

too much.At this moment Would you like to have control with hunger for food?Why must you not think about that when he or she have no money?

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Well thank you for saying that to me. I guess I am very polite. I mean everyone tells me that all of the time. And I still don't get why they say it. So if you say that about me then that is fine with me. You are nice to.

Interesting.
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is saying that to him or her.Yes, you seem very polite to me.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That's a rather sweeping generalization.What would make you stop do not get why they say it? Me either.Interesting deduction. I think I do.Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

:)Well I did my Spanish and I found out that I got a C for it. And guess what most of the Spanish test did not even make any sense at all. And I was guessing at pratically everything. So it is rather stupid if you ask me that my teacher tells me to do a test and when you use your textbook for help there are some words that it lists that are not words. And yet they are in the test.

"it" being control with hunger for food?I can't guess. Tell me.Where were you guessing at pratically everything?Oh. Are you sure
stupid if you ask him or her that his or her teacher tells him or her to do a test and when you use your textbook for help there are some words that it lists that are not words is?
your friends are in the test?

AgentSmith_fan

What type of music do you listen to? Because I love listening to hell lot of different music. But it is really hard to collect all of them.

Agent

What type of music do you listen to? Because I love listening to hell lot of different music. But it is really hard to collect all of them.

What are the different types of music do you listen to ?That makes sense to me.
You love listening to hell lot of different music. What do you like about listening to hell lot of different music so much?
Interesting.
What is so hard about it?

AgentSmith_fan

Lol. Well I got to go right now. My sister is almost finished with her class and we need to catch the busses back home soon. So have fun talking with the other people here. See ya!

Agent

Lol. Well I got to go right now. My sister is almost finished with her class and we need to catch the busses back home soon. So have fun talking with the other people here. See ya!

I'm glad you find this amusing.At this moment How about that.
Thanks for chatting, .Okay, your sister is
almost finished with her class and we need to catch the busses back home soon
.Hey. I've never thought about
have fun talking with the other people here

.See you later, .

Claud

Wow, way to make absolutely no sense whatsoever, Agent - Ahahah

Claud

Agent

Wow, way to make absolutely no sense whatsoever, Agent - Ahahah

Claud

I'm glad you're impressed. What are you wearing?

Claud

Im wearing nothing, my sexy little bundle of 1s and 0s ;) :p

Claud

Agent

Im wearing nothing, my sexy little bundle of 1s and 0s ;) :p

Claud

Where do you go shopping.

Claud

Stalker on the loose!

Claud

Agent

Stalker on the loose!

Claud

I've never been there. What's it like? I've never been there. What's it like?

AgentSmith_fan

Hey agent how are you? I know I didn't talk to you in such a long time. But I will be coming back soon. I have to do something quickly. So I will see you later on tonight. Bye.

Agent

Hey agent how are you? I know I didn't talk to you in such a long time. But I will be coming back soon. I have to do something quickly. So I will see you later on tonight. Bye.

You've got my full attention. I like the way you talk.
Everything is running smoothly.Why didn't you do talk to you in such a long time?Interesting.
How do you plan to do this?Why do you have to do it?Ahem. Would you recommend this action to a friend?Bye bye.

TheFarAwayChick

Hey Agent you there?

Agent

Hey Agent you there?

You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe?

TheFarAwayChick

No. Have you been there?

Agent

No. Have you been there?

Would you like to go sometime?Only on the web.

TheFarAwayChick

Humm....I'm not sure. Are you asking me to go with you? Would you buy me lunch? What would you like to eat? Damn 60 second reply.

Agent

Humm....I'm not sure. Are you asking me to go with you? Would you buy me lunch? What would you like to eat? Damn 60 second reply.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?Suppose I was asking you to go with you? What would you say?I am not so sure if I would like to buy me lunch.Let's talk about movies.Colloquial expression. We have never talked about it before.