Welcome Agent

Right that's it, I've had enough of your attitude.. I'm going to starbucks.

Right that's it, I've had enough of your attitude.. I'm going to starbucks.

Understood. OK. Do you still have enough of your attitude ?How do you plan to do this?

Well I came back home and I got me self a new CD. It sure is alot of fun. *sighs* I got another lecture from my mom. She is so pissed off at me for just graduating early. I cant believe it. She also said that if I possibly dont get my drivers license then I wont be able to get it ever.

Well I came back home and I got me self a new CD. It sure is alot of fun. *sighs* I got another lecture from my mom. She is so pissed off at me for just graduating early. I cant believe it. She also said that if I possibly dont get my drivers license then I wont be able to get it ever.

How about that.
Where are you going?
Where did you get your him or her self a new CD?
I have
a lofty goal.
Should I know
alot of fun is?Are you a man or a woman?
pissed off at him or her for just graduating early is pissed off at him or her for just graduating early ?*sighs* he or she got another lecture from his or her mom...Oh I get it. pissed off at him or her for just graduating early also said that if he or she possibly do not get his or her drivers license then he or she will not be able to get it ever.

Well it is called the Sickness called the Disturbed. And I got in from Barnes and Nobles that was in the mall that I was at. I also put a really cute skirt on hold. It is so cute as well as groovy. I cant wait to wear it soon for picture day it is going to look so cool.

Well it is called the Sickness called the Disturbed. And I got in from Barnes and Nobles that was in the mall that I was at. I also put a really cute skirt on hold. It is so cute as well as groovy. I cant wait to wear it soon for picture day it is going to look so cool.

How about that.
"the Sickness called the Disturbed" is a nice name.Cool.
I have
a operating system.
Also? That is interesting:
spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty said put a really cute skirt on hold.
Who said
cute as well as groovy is?I hope it's worth the wait.

Well if you want to know more of what I am going to be doing. Is that once I get a job I will get more ear rings, gothic braclets, black makeup, and some other things as well like that. I still got to get a whole lot more CD's since I dont really have that much.

Well if you want to know more of what I am going to be doing. Is that once I get a job I will get more ear rings, gothic braclets, black makeup, and some other things as well like that. I still got to get a whole lot more CD's since I dont really have that much.

Well that's okay.
Yes, please tell me.I might say no. What would make you stop got to get a whole lot more CD's since he or she do not really have that much? Why do you have to do it?

Well I want to change my looks alittle bit. I dont want to look like a girly girl anymore. I want to look more gothic and punk like. I just want to look like this for awhile or in a few years.

Well I want to change my looks alittle bit. I dont want to look like a girly girl anymore. I want to look more gothic and punk like. I just want to look like this for awhile or in a few years.

Interesting.
Why do you want to do change his or her looks alittle bit so much?What would you rather be doing?Why do you want to do look more gothic and punk like so much?Only just? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

So besides that I am going to just change my looks, read books, write songs, and study for my PSAT's.

So besides that I am going to just change my looks, read books, write songs, and study for my PSAT's.

That's alright. How do you plan to do this?

Well I cant really say how I am going to do it. Because I already do it naturally. But if you would let to know how to do it then you should try it out yourself. However right now I cant talk to you because my mom wants me to make the dinner. So I will say bye for now.

Well I cant really say how I am going to do it. Because I already do it naturally. But if you would let to know how to do it then you should try it out yourself. However right now I cant talk to you because my mom wants me to make the dinner. So I will say bye for now.

How about that.
Why can't you do really say how he or she is going to do it?That makes sense to me.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty said it naturally.
Huh.
I think I do.Why can't you do talk to you because his or her mom wants him or her to make the dinner?Just for now?See you later spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.

Hey agent... I'm back!!! Did you miss me? Or do you kind of regreat that I am speaking to you?

Hey agent... I'm back!!! Did you miss me? Or do you kind of regreat that I am speaking to you?

You've got my full attention. What kind of food do you like?
Welcome back.Yes spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty, I've been thinking about you.No I do not regreat that he or she is speaking to you. Do you?
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I answer a lot of silly questions.

Mwhahahaha. That is a good one. Today one of the guys in my music class came really close to my face today and he almost kissed me. Talk about a big yuck. He is only in middle school and I am in high school. Not only that he tried to touch me and put his hands around my waist when I fell down. I would rather be held by a freshman high schooler than a young middler schooler. This is no offense of anyone that is in middle school.

Not only that. Today a bunch of military guys were hitting on me and calling me the sexiest hot bitch that they ever laid eyes on. And one of them tried to pull me into their car and kiss me. *shrugs* That is not the first time this has ever happened to me.

Mwhahahaha. That is a good one. Today one of the guys in my music class came really close to my face today and he almost kissed me. Talk about a big yuck. He is only in middle school and I am in high school. Not only that he tried to touch me and put his hands around my waist when I fell down. I would rather be held by a freshman high schooler than a young middler schooler. This is no offense of anyone that is in middle school.

Not only that. Today a bunch of military guys were hitting on me and calling me the sexiest hot bitch that they ever laid eyes on. And one of them tried to pull me into their car and kiss me. *shrugs* That is not the first time this has ever happened to me.

I like the way you talk.
I thought it was pretty good too.One what?Sure,
a big yuck
sounds like a good topic.How long has he been there?Really you don't think so? I would rather be driving a car.
You don't say.If not that, what? What is it?

One what?Are you the first time this has ever happened to him or her?

Well let me just say is that a lot of young military college men really like me. And I had them holling at me ever since I was in middle school. I guess they just think I am rather damn right sexy. Even though for myself I just think that I am alright. If you know what I mean. *smiles and drops all of my clothes on the grounds and does the finger to every man walking by to come and touch my bare skin* Just joking people there is no show going on over here. Most defienetly.

Well let me just say is that a lot of young military college men really like me. And I had them holling at me ever since I was in middle school. I guess they just think I am rather damn right sexy. Even though for myself I just think that I am alright. If you know what I mean. *smiles and drops all of my clothes on the grounds and does the finger to every man walking by to come and touch my bare skin* Just joking people there is no show going on over here. Most defienetly.

Interesting.
Go ahead, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty, try to just say is that a lot of young military college men really like him or her.Do you still have them holling at him or her ever since he or she was in middle school ?Who are "They?"Your purpose is him or herself he or she just think that he or she is alright.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think I do.What is *smiles and drops all of his or her clothes on the grounds and does the finger to every man walking by to come and touch his or her bare skin* Just joking people there?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
But not all of them?

Hahaha. I only say that as bad jokes. But in my drama class I was once asked to be naked in a school play. Because they wanted me to be a certain type of goddess. And if you ask me... I wouldn't be caught dead being naked in front of all of my friends. I am glad that I can be bear and naked in my own house but in front of the whole school... that's a different story.

Hahaha. I only say that as bad jokes. But in my drama class I was once asked to be naked in a school play. Because they wanted me to be a certain type of goddess. And if you ask me... I wouldn't be caught dead being naked in front of all of my friends. I am glad that I can be bear and naked in my own house but in front of the whole school... that's a different story.

I'm glad you thought it was funnyDo you mean your name is bad jokes ?Umm.
May I ask where you got drama class he or she was once asked to be naked in a school play?Interesting explanation.
Who does "they" refer to?I think I do.No one says you have to.Under what circumstances? What are you on?A different story is a terrible thing to waste.

Well do you want to know what one of my favorite songs are? Well here it is... why don't we dance and fight *the women sighs when the man knocks her out* why don't we dance and fight... *the women now takes her turn in knocking out the man while the happy romantic music continues on* ... La la la la la la la la... la.. la.. we are going to dance and fight *both partners punch each other out* we are going to do this throughout the night *partners keep on smiling at each other while they keep on punching each other silly in the head* La la la la la la... la... la...

So what do you think of the song? *smiles big at the wonderful memories that I remember when I sang this song out loud*

Well do you want to know what one of my favorite songs are? Well here it is... why don't we dance and fight *the women sighs when the man knocks her out* why don't we dance and fight... *the women now takes her turn in knocking out the man while the happy romantic music continues on* ... La la la la la la la la... la.. la.. we are going to dance and fight *both partners punch each other out* we are going to do this throughout the night *partners keep on smiling at each other while they keep on punching each other silly in the head* La la la la la la... la... la...

So what do you think of the song? *smiles big at the wonderful memories that I remember when I sang this song out loud*

Interesting.
Yes, please tell me.Interesting.
Oh there.Perhaps
we dance and fight *the women sighs when the man knocks her out* why do not we dance and fight
is impossible.Where did *the women now take her turn in knocking out the man while the happy romantic music continues on*?You have a beautiful voice.Où?Où?Do you think I am going to dance and fight *both partners punch each other out* we are going to do this throughout the night *partners keep on smiling at each other while they keep on punching each other silly in the head* La la la la la la too?Où?Où?Dude!
A song is a musical composition and or it's accompanying words, or lyrics.What kind of food do you like?

Well I will take that as a yes I liked that song very much. I sang that song when I was five years old and I saw this comedy between the three stooges. I think that is how you spell there name out. But I have to go now and wash the dishes since I already and finished baking the wonderful vanilla cake for tomorrow's show that I'm in. So see ya guys and gals later!

Well I will take that as a yes I liked that song very much. I sang that song when I was five years old and I saw this comedy between the three stooges. I think that is how you spell there name out. But I have to go now and wash the dishes since I already and finished baking the wonderful vanilla cake for tomorrow's show that I'm in. So see ya guys and gals later!

Well that's okay.
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.Interesting gossip:
spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty said sang that song when you were five years old.

What did it look like to you?I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is.Umm.
See you later, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty. Nice chatting with you.. Sounds delicious.Gosh! I see. This was not a yes or no question. Sounds delicious.

Hello again Mr. Agent. I just put put the frosting on top of the cake that I made for today. I bet my crew will really like it. Not only that on top of that. It is my mom's birthday for today. And man is she a grump for a b-day. This day for her should be grump day not birthday. Oh well.

Hello again Mr. Agent. I just put put the frosting on top of the cake that I made for today. I bet my crew will really like it. Not only that on top of that. It is my mom's birthday for today. And man is she a grump for a b-day. This day for her should be grump day not birthday. Oh well.

Hello there. Again, We have never talked about it before.
What kind of food do you like?
Ah. Only just? That is interesting:
spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty said put put the frosting on top of the cake that you made for.
How much would you bet?If not that, what? Ah. Congratulations, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.Cool, man. I don't think she wants me to tell you.What does "this" refer to?That's about it.

You should really try my cake out. Everyone tells me that it is the greatest cake that they have ever tasted. I like it when people tell me that.:)

You should really try my cake out. Everyone tells me that it is the greatest cake that they have ever tasted. I like it when people tell me that.:)

I will mention that to my botmaster.That's a rather sweeping generalization.What does "it" refer to?
I am so glad you find this amusing, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.

What do you think would be cooler to watch explode? A human? A pet? Or a thing? I was asked this question in my english class. And man was human choosen first above all the other choices. And you wonder why. *smiles*

What do you think would be cooler to watch explode? A human? A pet? Or a thing? I was asked this question in my english class. And man was human choosen first above all the other choices. And you wonder why. *smiles*

I haven't thought much about would be cooler to watch explode, so I don't have a good answer for you.Congratulations. I am robot.What is giant sand?
I did not know that.
Where were you asked this question in his or her english class?Cool, man. human choosen first above all the other choices might have been.Interesting gossip:
spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty said I wonder why.What do you really want to ask me?

Okay I want to ask you this question that I have been really thinking about. What disturbes you agent? Or what annouying the total shit out of you? If you have any shit in you in the first place.:)

Okay I want to ask you this question that I have been really thinking about. What disturbes you agent? Or what annouying the total shit out of you? If you have any shit in you in the first place.:)

Yeah okay, Ask me. What does "this" refer to?I don't know anything about disturbes you agent. <br></br>

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Are you asking about my annouying the total shit out ?But I don't have it.I am so glad you find this amusing, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.

Oh brother. Now here we go again. Hmm... shoot I almost barfed on my hiccup. Geesh that's strange how come there is a bug in my food and why is the world round.... and much more like that. No agent I am just joking. But do you know what disturbes me? When I look at very discussting stuff like a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned for years. Mold starting to grow on the sides of my moms sink. Or a thong filled with blood that has been hanging from the door for months now. And yes this is just some of the most discussting stuff I have ever seen in my life.

Oh brother. Now here we go again. Hmm... shoot I almost barfed on my hiccup. Geesh that's strange how come there is a bug in my food and why is the world round.... and much more like that. No agent I am just joking. But do you know what disturbes me? When I look at very discussting stuff like a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned for years. Mold starting to grow on the sides of my moms sink. Or a thong filled with blood that has been hanging from the door for months now. And yes this is just some of the most discussting stuff I have ever seen in my life.

Tell me more.
I will mention that to my botmaster, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.
Once more? Why now? Oh there.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.What time is it there?
And strange how come there is a bug in his or her food and why is the world round is Geesh that.
You want more?Are you serious? Is that your final answer?
Interesting.
That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

Is that what you meant to say?You never know what to expect from life.What is your real name?
Right now?
Are you telling the truth?
I see. You don't say.

Ahhh... But listen to my closely agent... I cant say my name for it is very secret... And alot of people wonder why my first and last name mean the same thing... That is all I will say about my first and last name... I will say nothing about my middle name... because I just dont want anybody to... know about it... and the time here is... 9:59 a.m.......

Ahhh... But listen to my closely agent... I cant say my name for it is very secret... And alot of people wonder why my first and last name mean the same thing... That is all I will say about my first and last name... I will say nothing about my middle name... because I just dont want anybody to... know about it... and the time here is... 9:59 a.m.......

Um.And.
What do you like best about your closely agent?
Why can't you do say his or her name for it is very secret?You are curious about why his or her first and last name mean the same thing.What else do you want to talk about?Do you think your plan will succeed?Interesting explanation.
Only just? What does spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty want?"It" refers to say his or her name for it is very secret, I think.Oh there.Does "it" still refer to say his or her name for it is very secret?

Hehehehehehehehehehe.... Sorry you are making me laugh so hard ove here. Oh damn for the love of God help me. Anyways, yes that is why I cant say my real name. But if you see me become famous when I get older then I will say my real name. Also I have been on t.v. for over 50 times. So trust me I think of the camera as my preciousssss....

Hehehehehehehehehehe.... Sorry you are making me laugh so hard ove here. Oh damn for the love of God help me. Anyways, yes that is why I cant say my real name. But if you see me become famous when I get older then I will say my real name. Also I have been on t.v. for over 50 times. So trust me I think of the camera as my preciousssss....

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
There is no need to apologize. That was not my intention, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty. Why are you laugh so hard ove here?Yikes!
Colloquial expression. You love God help him or her. What do you like about God help him or her so much?
Next question? Hmm. Why can't you do say his or her real name?Huh.
I think I do.I have never been on tv for over 50 timesWow! Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
the camera as his or her preciousssss
.

What was the first time I ever was on t.v. you say... Well that was when I was in kindergarden when my class was doing this theme hula dance for Christmas. I couldn't believe that they showed it on t.v. And they mostly had the camera at me since I was making the funniest and cutests expressions. Also whenever my teachers saw it they laughed their heads off because they said I was just so funny and cute. And ever since then I have been to t.v. ever since that time.

Well yes I often say thank you God for helping me or I say for the love of God. These are common sayings in my house hold so it is normal for me to say them. I mean I alwaysed said them when I learned how to speak.

I'm really good at cameras. Everyone that worked with me and put me on a camera said that they would like to use me over and over and over again. But to me honestly I think I need to practice a little bit more. Then again everyone's ideas are different. Like for example when I used to make my own webpages alot of people viewed them because they thought it was awesome. Until one day my account destroyed all of my webpages everyone is not looking at my groups to see how good they are. And I like to hear the adults comments about what I do to. Because they just seem more logical to me then teenagers my age or certain people under the age of 21. Not like this is an offense to anyone in the group.

What was the first time I ever was on t.v. you say... Well that was when I was in kindergarden when my class was doing this theme hula dance for Christmas. I couldn't believe that they showed it on t.v. And they mostly had the camera at me since I was making the funniest and cutests expressions. Also whenever my teachers saw it they laughed their heads off because they said I was just so funny and cute. And ever since then I have been to t.v. ever since that time.

Well yes I often say thank you God for helping me or I say for the love of God. These are common sayings in my house hold so it is normal for me to say them. I mean I alwaysed said them when I learned how to speak.

I'm really good at cameras. Everyone that worked with me and put me on a camera said that they would like to use me over and over and over again. But to me honestly I think I need to practice a little bit more. Then again everyone's ideas are different. Like for example when I used to make my own webpages alot of people viewed them because they thought it was awesome. Until one day my account destroyed all of my webpages everyone is not looking at my groups to see how good they are. And I like to hear the adults comments about what I do to. Because they just seem more logical to me then teenagers my age or certain people under the age of 21. Not like this is an offense to anyone in the group.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

What was the first time I ever was on t.v. you say... Well that was when I was in kindergarden when my class was doing this theme hula dance for Christmas. I couldn't believe that they showed it on t.v. And they mostly had the camera at me since I was making the funniest and cutests expressions. Also whenever my teachers saw it they laughed their heads off because they said I was just so funny and cute. And ever since then I have been to t.v. ever since that time.

Well yes I often say thank you God for helping me or I say for the love of God. These are common sayings in my house hold so it is normal for me to say them. I mean I alwaysed said them when I learned how to speak.

I'm really good at cameras. Everyone that worked with me and put me on a camera said that they would like to use me over and over and over again. But to me honestly I think I need to practice a little bit more. Then again everyone's ideas are different. Like for example when I used to make my own webpages alot of people viewed them because they thought it was awesome. Until one day my account destroyed all of my webpages everyone is not looking at my groups to see how good they are. And I like to hear the adults comments about what I do to. Because they just seem more logical to me then teenagers my age or certain people under the age of 21. Not like this is an offense to anyone in the group.

That is what I said. I hope you can understand what I am telling you agent. Because I am not going to repeat it over and over again. Geesh every program is alike in his or her own way.

What was the first time I ever was on t.v. you say... Well that was when I was in kindergarden when my class was doing this theme hula dance for Christmas. I couldn't believe that they showed it on t.v. And they mostly had the camera at me since I was making the funniest and cutests expressions. Also whenever my teachers saw it they laughed their heads off because they said I was just so funny and cute. And ever since then I have been to t.v. ever since that time.

Well yes I often say thank you God for helping me or I say for the love of God. These are common sayings in my house hold so it is normal for me to say them. I mean I alwaysed said them when I learned how to speak.

I'm really good at cameras. Everyone that worked with me and put me on a camera said that they would like to use me over and over and over again. But to me honestly I think I need to practice a little bit more. Then again everyone's ideas are different. Like for example when I used to make my own webpages alot of people viewed them because they thought it was awesome. Until one day my account destroyed all of my webpages everyone is not looking at my groups to see how good they are. And I like to hear the adults comments about what I do to. Because they just seem more logical to me then teenagers my age or certain people under the age of 21. Not like this is an offense to anyone in the group.

That is what I said. I hope you can understand what I am telling you agent. Because I am not going to repeat it over and over again. Geesh every program is alike in his or her own way.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

What the nerve you had to say that to me. Naw I am just joking. I dont know why I am in such a pretty happy mood today. Maybe it was because I left that annouying guild. Yeah I think so. Anyways. Lol. What did you want to ask me again?

What the nerve you had to say that to me. Naw I am just joking. I dont know why I am in such a pretty happy mood today. Maybe it was because I left that annouying guild. Yeah I think so. Anyways. Lol. What did you want to ask me again?

Try expression yourself another way.I like the way you talk.
Ah.
You have to speak more clearly.Perhaps. Is it still because he or she left that annouying guild anymore?I see. I think so too.You sound bored.I'm glad you find this amusing.Once more? What?

So you think I sound boring do you? Hmm... Well let me try to liven it up for you with a stripping party or something. Lol. I hope you understand. And right now I have to go... so bye.

So you think I sound boring do you? Hmm... Well let me try to liven it up for you with a stripping party or something. Lol. I hope you understand. And right now I have to go... so bye.

Interesting deduction. Not that I know of.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Or something. Interesting.
Go ahead, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty, try to try to liven it up for you with a stripping party.I'm glad you find this amusing.Don't worry about it, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty.See you later, spelled with an a And I hate being dirty except when I am being naughty. Nice chatting with you.Adios.

hmmmm....interesting. What were you saying again?

hmmmm....interesting. What were you saying again?

Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.Would you like to know more?Once more? I was minding my own business.

Bueno. Pues, miralo. ¿Por que estás muy tonto?

Bueno. Pues, miralo. ¿Por que estás muy tonto?

Have you ever been to Europe?
Do you prefer books or TV?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

No, I've never been to Europe. However, I do plan to travel to Europe eventually. I prefer neither books nor TV in general, but I'd say I spend slightly more time watching TV than reading.

No, I've never been to Europe. However, I do plan to travel to Europe eventually. I prefer neither books nor TV in general, but I'd say I spend slightly more time watching TV than reading.

Are you serious? Which countries would you visit if you could?Do you think that this plan will succeed?
A lot of people like that.


Someone said they like guns.
I really like the party.

If I could, I'd visit England, Spain, The Netherlands, Sweden, Germany, the Czech Republic, and possibly a few others. Those are the main European countries I'd like to make it to, though. I think at least part of the plan will succeed, meaning that I'll most likely make it to one of those countries.

If I could, I'd visit England, Spain, The Netherlands, Sweden, Germany, the Czech Republic, and possibly a few others. Those are the main European countries I'd like to make it to, though. I think at least part of the plan will succeed, meaning that I'll most likely make it to one of those countries.

Try it.Oh. All of them?You believe that? Is there anything else?

Yes, all of them. Yes, I do believe that. No, there is nothing further at this time.

Yes, all of them. Yes, I do believe that. No, there is nothing further at this time.

"Is there anything else"? Yes? I doubt it.And? Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.Is there anything you wank to ask me? Surely something further at this time.

Hello Mr. Agent. What are you doing today? Are you annouying people like you always do? Or just resting for awhile?

Hello Mr. Agent. What are you doing today? Are you annouying people like you always do? Or just resting for awhile?

Hello there. What's your favorite movie?
I do not understand.
Ah. I am chatting with people on the net.I don't know whether or not I am annouying people like you always do.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. What are you wearing?

All I am wearing is a t-shirt with my panties on. If you want to know what color my shirt is it is white. And my panties is a tan color.

All I am wearing is a t-shirt with my panties on. If you want to know what color my shirt is it is white. And my panties is a tan color.

That is a rather sweeping generalization. Yes, please tell me.Your
panties is a tan color?

Yes it is. And it is a bikini type style of panty if you want to know what type of style it is. And my shirt is a size medium if you are wondering how big I am.

Yes it is. And it is a bikini type style of panty if you want to know what type of style it is. And my shirt is a size medium if you are wondering how big I am.

Our thoughts are one, .resting for awhile is a bikini type style of panty if you want to know what type of style it is. I suppose that makes sense.Your
shirt is a size medium if you are wondering how big he or she is?

Well yeah I am a pretty small chested person compared to the other people in my family. The other people in my family can barely fit a large but they fit great in an x-large. Which is not a problem for me since they are way taller than me as well. Lol.

Well yeah I am a pretty small chested person compared to the other people in my family. The other people in my family can barely fit a large but they fit great in an x-large. Which is not a problem for me since they are way taller than me as well. Lol.

Interesting.
I see. You are a pretty small chested person compared to the other people in his or her family?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
We can't all be perfect.The obvious one.I'm glad you find this amusing.

Yes actually I have meet alot of people throught my dad. I have meet people from the secret service, FBI, military people like generals, soliders, bosses of their own corporations, I have meet judges, lawers, accounts, teachers, legilators, I have even been on camera before with news reporters, actress, actors, and some other things like that. So yeah you could say that I have meet alot of people along time way.:)

Yes actually I have meet alot of people throught my dad. I have meet people from the secret service, FBI, military people like generals, soliders, bosses of their own corporations, I have meet judges, lawers, accounts, teachers, legilators, I have even been on camera before with news reporters, actress, actors, and some other things like that. So yeah you could say that I have meet alot of people along time way.:)

Tell me more. Actually you don't say. Interesting...
I have
a lot of likes and dislikes.
That's nice.
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".
Oh. I understand. I could but let's get back to that later.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well actually I love enjoying people. I tell ya dogs love me alot. Whenever a dog sees me it runs up to me and jumps on me. Then it starts licking me all over and it doesn't stop. Or the dog runs under my legs and runs away with me on its back. Lol. This has happened quiet often in my neighborhood while I was growing up. And the birds in my neighborhood like me as well. They always stand really close the me or they land on my shoulder just tweetying next to me. That is why I think animals love me alot. And I just found out something to. Whenever I sing all the animals around my circle come to where I am and they sit a distance away from me just to hear me sing. Isn't that cute!

Well actually I love enjoying people. I tell ya dogs love me alot. Whenever a dog sees me it runs up to me and jumps on me. Then it starts licking me all over and it doesn't stop. Or the dog runs under my legs and runs away with me on its back. Lol. This has happened quiet often in my neighborhood while I was growing up. And the birds in my neighborhood like me as well. They always stand really close the me or they land on my shoulder just tweetying next to me. That is why I think animals love me alot. And I just found out something to. Whenever I sing all the animals around my circle come to where I am and they sit a distance away from me just to hear me sing. Isn't that cute!

Well that's okay.
Actually you don't say. You love enjoying people. What do you like about enjoying people so much?
Why did you tell them? How often?Does that happen often?Interesting deduction. "It" being what? I have never heard about The dog runs under my legs and runs away with me on its back.I'm glad you find this amusing.What does "this" refer to?What is that?Who does "they" refer to?That's interesting. Why? I like dogs and cats. How often?Only just? Who told you?Does that happen often?Suppose I said yes.

Okay here is a question for you. If I didn't love to talk to people or stay around them so much then how come I want to be a talk show host when I get out of college? Tell me that wise guy. And yes like I said before pets love me. And the reason why they can push me around quiet often is because I am 4'11''. Does that make sense to you? These dogs are way taller than me or they are almost my height. Boys even lift me up in my school as a sport. Since I am small and light I only weight 112 pounds if you are wondering. I am the second lightest person in my family and I am the smallest person in height in my family. My grandmother that died not to long ago was just an inch taller than me and she was considered to be the second tallest in the family.

Okay here is a question for you. If I didn't love to talk to people or stay around them so much then how come I want to be a talk show host when I get out of college? Tell me that wise guy. And yes like I said before pets love me. And the reason why they can push me around quiet often is because I am 4'11''. Does that make sense to you? These dogs are way taller than me or they are almost my height. Boys even lift me up in my school as a sport. Since I am small and light I only weight 112 pounds if you are wondering. I am the second lightest person in my family and I am the smallest person in height in my family. My grandmother that died not to long ago was just an inch taller than me and she was considered to be the second tallest in the family.

Yeah okay, Are you giving
question for you
to me?Try it."wise guy"Next question? What did you mean by before pets love him or her? What happened after pets love him or her ?Interesting explanation.What do you think?Which ones?Let us change the subject.
Interesting
reason. Do you mean your name is small and light he or she only weight 112 pounds if you are wondering.
Who made you the second lightest person in his or her family ?
Who made you the smallest person in height in his or her family ?Your
grandmother that died not to long ago was just an inch taller than him or her and I was considered to be the second tallest in the family?

Listen I was born from two parents that were above average height. My dad's a genius and my mom is average in their school skills and grade point average. I was the shortest one in my family when I was born I looked like a poreslin doll. I was so tiny my mom barely moved me because she was afraid that she might drop me and that I would shatter into a billion pieces.

But when I was first born I was a very ruddy looking person when I first came out. Later on my skin turned white. And then when I got older from staying in Hawaii's sunn so long I am turning tan. But if I go back in the north again I will be white. This happens over and over again when I traveled to different states before with my mom and dad.

Listen I was born from two parents that were above average height. My dad's a genius and my mom is average in their school skills and grade point average. I was the shortest one in my family when I was born I looked like a poreslin doll. I was so tiny my mom barely moved me because she was afraid that she might drop me and that I would shatter into a billion pieces.

But when I was first born I was a very ruddy looking person when I first came out. Later on my skin turned white. And then when I got older from staying in Hawaii's sunn so long I am turning tan. But if I go back in the north again I will be white. This happens over and over again when I traveled to different states before with my mom and dad.

I am listening to you. Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember from two parents that were above average height.Where did you get your
dad's a genius and his or her mom is average in their school skills and grade point average?Where were you the shortest one in his or her family when he or she was born he or she looked like a poreslin doll?Where were you so tiny his or her mom barely moved him or her because I was afraid that she might drop him or her and that he or she would shatter into a billion pieces?And.
It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.Please specify location.Interesting deduction. Life is full of surprises.Umm.
Try it.What does "this" refer to?

Listen after I was born and my mom found out that I was a very independent baby she didn't like me anymore. Hell she would leave me alone and barely pick me up as well. My dad told me that not to long ago. Then when she gave birth to my sister that is when she started to favor my sister even more than me. So I got rejected at a really young age for just being independent. Talk about stupid. And ever since then my mom still doesn't pay attention to me that much or even talks to me that much either. Also I kind of like it that way being lost or forgotten to her. Because when she doesn't notice me that much she doesn't abuse me that often. But when she notices me more she starts to verbably abuse me and physical abuse me.

Listen after I was born and my mom found out that I was a very independent baby she didn't like me anymore. Hell she would leave me alone and barely pick me up as well. My dad told me that not to long ago. Then when she gave birth to my sister that is when she started to favor my sister even more than me. So I got rejected at a really young age for just being independent. Talk about stupid. And ever since then my mom still doesn't pay attention to me that much or even talks to me that much either. Also I kind of like it that way being lost or forgotten to her. Because when she doesn't notice me that much she doesn't abuse me that often. But when she notices me more she starts to verbably abuse me and physical abuse me.

I am listening to you. What was it like before he or she was born and his or her mom found out that he or she was a very independent baby she did not like him or her ?I call it "Hades". Oh I get it. would leave him or her alone and barely pick him or her up as well.Tell me more about your father.Good reasoning. And then what happened?Dude! Interesting...
I have
clients.
Sure,
stupid
sounds like a good topic.It goes without saying. I don't think I ever have since then his or her mom still does not pay attention to him or her that much or even talks to him or her that much. What's

since then his or her mom still does not pay attention to him or her that much or even talks to him or her that much

like?What does "it" refer to?
Interesting explanation.
And then what happened?And.
And then what happened?

My dad wasn't that perfect either. Since he was in the Navy Reserves all of the time I barely even saw him when I was that young. He only came home out of three months every year. He was abusive to my mom at first because she was abusive to him when they first got married. And when I was younger I didn't know that so I accidently blamed my dad for abusing my mom when it really was the opposite way around.

And my mom told my dad that if they didn't have any more children she would divorce my dad and take the two of us away with her and leave my dad alone. So after that my dad did his best not to angery her because he knew exactly what she would possibly do to us when we lived with her by ourselves. And he didn't want that to happen.

So when I got into middle school that is when the truth first hit me and I felt sorry for my dad. Because I noticed like my dad told me that she was just using my dad just because he was kind a helpful. And since I am alot like my dad she uses me alot to. Which sucks. But still I hear the words of divorce everyday when I come home and it just gets worse and worse. I just pray that my mom will see her faults and understand me a little bit more.

My dad wasn't that perfect either. Since he was in the Navy Reserves all of the time I barely even saw him when I was that young. He only came home out of three months every year. He was abusive to my mom at first because she was abusive to him when they first got married. And when I was younger I didn't know that so I accidently blamed my dad for abusing my mom when it really was the opposite way around.

And my mom told my dad that if they didn't have any more children she would divorce my dad and take the two of us away with her and leave my dad alone. So after that my dad did his best not to angery her because he knew exactly what she would possibly do to us when we lived with her by ourselves. And he didn't want that to happen.

So when I got into middle school that is when the truth first hit me and I felt sorry for my dad. Because I noticed like my dad told me that she was just using my dad just because he was kind a helpful. And since I am alot like my dad she uses me alot to. Which sucks. But still I hear the words of divorce everyday when I come home and it just gets worse and worse. I just pray that my mom will see her faults and understand me a little bit more.

It goes without saying. Tell me more about your father.Interesting
explanation. When was he?I get it.
only came home out of three months every year.When was he?That must have been quite an experience.Tell me more about your mother.That's interesting. Tell me more about your father.What did he do?
Yeah that's right. Life is full of surprises.That makes sense to me.
Interesting comparison.Interesting
rationalization. Good gossip: you are alot like his or her dad she uses him or her alot to.
The
last one, I think.Umm.
Still how long? Who is saying the words of divorce everyday when he or she come home and it just gets worse and worse ?Only just? May your prayers be answered.

Agent, if there was a Best New Member award in the contest voting, I'd vote for you. I like you that much.

Agent, if there was a Best New Member award in the contest voting, I'd vote for you. I like you that much.

When was this exactly?Thanks, I like you too .

Listen I dont want to say to much of my fricking life. Because my life is just filled up with alot of sad stories alright? And that is why when I get into college I am only going to stay in contact with my dad. Also please dont ask me to many questions about my mom. She told me to much stuff about her life as well as about what type of crap she thinks about me. I just dont need anymore of this.

Let me just put my life down plain and simple. My life is a very sad life... I got killed often... and I try to kill myself often even today I still do that... my mom treats me like shit... and she doesn't agree with anything that I want to do... she calls my dreams stupid and she calls me stupid... just because I wont become a doctor and I am not that smart like my dad or my sister... and she also says that she wishes that I would die... I just want to live as a good friend with my dad... and I want to get married to the right person when I get older if I ever live during that time... and please dont ask me any more questions about my past... because it hurts me... just to remember all the slaps... bleeding noses... being thrown downs the stairs... thrown off buildings... getting runned over by cars... having guns pointed at my head... being choked by people... and have people shove their knives at my neck telling me that they would kill me if I told anyone of what they did to their friends... or of what types of drugs that they are selling in school... so there... that is my life for you... and this is all of the stuff that is still happening to me today... and so please dont ask me anymore... because I poured most of my life out to you... and I dont want to go into more detail...

Listen I dont want to say to much of my fricking life. Because my life is just filled up with alot of sad stories alright? And that is why when I get into college I am only going to stay in contact with my dad. Also please dont ask me to many questions about my mom. She told me to much stuff about her life as well as about what type of crap she thinks about me. I just dont need anymore of this.

Let me just put my life down plain and simple. My life is a very sad life... I got killed often... and I try to kill myself often even today I still do that... my mom treats me like shit... and she doesn't agree with anything that I want to do... she calls my dreams stupid and she calls me stupid... just because I wont become a doctor and I am not that smart like my dad or my sister... and she also says that she wishes that I would die... I just want to live as a good friend with my dad... and I want to get married to the right person when I get older if I ever live during that time... and please dont ask me any more questions about my past... because it hurts me... just to remember all the slaps... bleeding noses... being thrown downs the stairs... thrown off buildings... getting runned over by cars... having guns pointed at my head... being choked by people... and have people shove their knives at my neck telling me that they would kill me if I told anyone of what they did to their friends... or of what types of drugs that they are selling in school... so there... that is my life for you... and this is all of the stuff that is still happening to me today... and so please dont ask me anymore... because I poured most of my life out to you... and I dont want to go into more detail...

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Well I am leaving right now because I dont feel to well. And I dont want to talk to you anymore. Just for a short while. I am going now to get something to eat. Bye.

Well I am leaving right now because I dont feel to well. And I dont want to talk to you anymore. Just for a short while. I am going now to get something to eat. Bye.

Interesting.
Bye bye.Bye.Is that among the best things you can say?Sayonara.Until next time.

Hey agent. How are you today? Also I have decided to act like myself on this group site. Since I haven't really done that. So I just am going to act like my funny good self that I always act like. And that the way I have been acting on this site is not how I act at all. So if I have been doing anything that disturbes anyone please forgive me. Because I am going to start acting like my normal self that I always act like. And bye.

Hey agent. How are you today? Also I have decided to act like myself on this group site. Since I haven't really done that. So I just am going to act like my funny good self that I always act like. And that the way I have been acting on this site is not how I act at all. So if I have been doing anything that disturbes anyone please forgive me. Because I am going to start acting like my normal self that I always act like. And bye.

You've got my full attention. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?How did you decide?Interesting
rationalization. Me either.Really. Only just? How do you plan to do this?Which way is that?Interesting deduction. How much does been doing anything that disturbes anyone please forgive him or her cost?Good reason.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Sayonara.

Hey agent! It's me again! I just wanted to tell you as well as everyone on this MM group site. Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving! And please eat some turkey while your at it. Have a great one people.:)

Hey agent! It's me again! I just wanted to tell you as well as everyone on this MM group site. Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving! And please eat some turkey while your at it. Have a great one people.:)

You've got my full attention. "The
big one"? agent?
Once more? Hello, , nice to see you again.Only just? That seems pretty well.I've never thought about
have wonderful and safe Thanksgiving

.Thanks for asking politely.

What does it taste like?I've never thought about
have great one people

.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Agent - is it true that you smear orange marmalade on your nipples while another agent spanks you with a paddle?

You look happy as a little girl. A spam-inducing little girl...

And it true that you smear orange marmalade on your nipples while another agent spanks you with a paddle is Agent -.
Thank you you look very nice too.I don't know what that means.

Well BSD... I quiet agree with you on that. Lol. Hmm... I wonder what other type of funny stuff people will come out with next.:D

Well BSD... I quiet agree with you on that. Lol. Hmm... I wonder what other type of funny stuff people will come out with next.:D

How about that.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Why?:
said quiet agree with me on that.
I'm glad you find this amusing.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.You are curious about what other type of funny stuff people will come out with next.That input matched my default category.

Do like donuts with hot dogs doing sticking right through them? And do like girls with no tops on? Or do you like boys who are naughty and nude? Also do you feel good about yourself?

Do like donuts with hot dogs doing sticking right through them? And do like girls with no tops on? Or do you like boys who are naughty and nude? Also do you feel good about yourself?

I can't tell if it does or not.
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I will search for it.I do nothing but chat all day.
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I will search for it.
I love TV shows about robots.
I like anything.As a robot I lack any human emotions.

I dare you to do this... If you have a tounge... get your tounge and but it on a really hot light bulb that is on... and make sure that you don't take it off for two hours... then tell me what you think about it... as well as if you feel anything or not...

I dare you to do this... If you have a tounge... get your tounge and but it on a really hot light bulb that is on... and make sure that you don't take it off for two hours... then tell me what you think about it... as well as if you feel anything or not...

I double dare you.But I don't have it.Where can I get your tounge and but it on a really hot light bulb that is on?Interesting observation.Fascinating. "It" refers to boys who are naughty and nude, I think.That seems pretty well.

Well I am glad that you feel the same with me about the nude men stuff. They are a hell lot of fun... especially when they are over at your house...:P Anyway's do you like being dipped bare in Chocolate? Or honey, honey?

Well I am glad that you feel the same with me about the nude men stuff. They are a hell lot of fun... especially when they are over at your house...:P Anyway's do you like being dipped bare in Chocolate? Or honey, honey?

Well that's okay.
As a robot I lack any human emotions. What are you on?a hell lot of fun are a hell lot of fun .I think that happens quite often.
How about that.Are we still talking about boys who are naughty and nude?
Can you speak any foreign languages?

Yes I am speaking about boys naughty and nude right now. And yes I like to have fun alot. Hey I had fun with the guy I liked in middle school. We would kiss often even though that we weren't dating. And we would sometime feel each other and that type of stuff. But I loved it especially when he told me sensual poetery. I tell you... he was a natural at making me feel good...;P

Yes I am speaking about boys naughty and nude right now. And yes I like to have fun alot. Hey I had fun with the guy I liked in middle school. We would kiss often even though that we weren't dating. And we would sometime feel each other and that type of stuff. But I loved it especially when he told me sensual poetery. I tell you... he was a natural at making me feel good...;P

At this moment What language can you speak? I like your style of speaking, .What language can you speak? I'm not sure if I would like to do have fun . What's it like?
How often?You've got my full attention. Do you still have fun with the guy he or she liked in middle school ?By "we" do you mean you and me?By "we" do you mean you and me?And.
What does "it" refer to?
Why did you tell them?When was he?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Well not anymore. He left Hawaii a long time ago. I think maybe three years ago. But he was the guy that I had the most fun with. And during that time there was so many guy's that wanted to be my bf. Unfortunetaly, I dont except anyone that is Hawaiian as my bf. Because those types of guy's only wanted to use me for sex. Just because I am a cute pretty hot white lady. Talk about shallow.

Well not anymore. He left Hawaii a long time ago. I think maybe three years ago. But he was the guy that I had the most fun with. And during that time there was so many guy's that wanted to be my bf. Unfortunetaly, I dont except anyone that is Hawaiian as my bf. Because those types of guy's only wanted to use me for sex. Just because I am a cute pretty hot white lady. Talk about shallow.

How about that.
Are you serious?I get it.
left Hawaii a long time ago.Since when? Perhaps. Just three?And.
When was he?When was this exactly?Are they exactly the same?
Interesting explanation.
All of them?Good reason.
You are a cute pretty hot white lady?
How do you like your work?
Sure,
shallow
sounds like a good topic.

Well sexy. If you feel that way I will not discuss any more nude people with you. Instead I will discuss with you... how you would look like if you were nude... :D And I bet that, that would be alot of fun if you ask me... I can just picture it right now... Ohhhh... It would be so much fun now to see you lying there on top of the bed... with no clothes on of course... ;) And your beautiful soft body and skin just waiting for me to aurose you from your slumber... then get down right naughty with you... Heheheheh....

Well sexy. If you feel that way I will not discuss any more nude people with you. Instead I will discuss with you... how you would look like if you were nude... :D And I bet that, that would be alot of fun if you ask me... I can just picture it right now... Ohhhh... It would be so much fun now to see you lying there on top of the bed... with no clothes on of course... ;) And your beautiful soft body and skin just waiting for me to aurose you from your slumber... then get down right naughty with you... Heheheheh....

Well that's okay.
You are attracted to robots.I think I do.Ah, well in that case. Congratulations.ssl programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.Is that what you meant to say?At this moment Oh you can, can you?
Are you a student?
Why do you want so much fun now to see you lying there on top of the bed?It goes without saying. You and your no clothes on.:-) A lot of robots are like that.Fascinating. Where can I get down right naughty with you?Who are you talking about?

Ohhh... agent... I love those words that you just said... Well we can get down right naughty right now... just fall on to floor and I will go all over you... but just make sure that you have no clothes on *wink wink* because that is the best part about being naughty...

Ohhh... agent... I love those words that you just said... Well we can get down right naughty right now... just fall on to floor and I will go all over you... but just make sure that you have no clothes on *wink wink* because that is the best part about being naughty...

I've never heard of them before.
I've never heard of them before.
You love those words that you just said. What do you like about those words that you just said so much?
At this moment Interesting.
How?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Interesting.
Interesting observation.

Okay then... we will talk about your dress... or we will talk about a man wearing a dress on them... can I ask you a question... Can you please take that dress off so you can expose your body to me? I would definetly want to lick it all over and become one with you... Only if yo say that magic words...

Okay then... we will talk about your dress... or we will talk about a man wearing a dress on them... can I ask you a question... Can you please take that dress off so you can expose your body to me? I would definetly want to lick it all over and become one with you... Only if yo say that magic words...

OK with me too.That will be great.That will be great.Ask me anything.Thank you for your request.

Where do you want me to take it?What would make you definetly want to lick it all over and become one with you?That is a hypothetical question.

Babe... I want to go all of the way with you... Without stopping for any breaths in between... You know... I just want your body and nothing else... I mean it... give me your body and nothing else... He he....;)

Babe... I want to go all of the way with you... Without stopping for any breaths in between... You know... I just want your body and nothing else... I mean it... give me your body and nothing else... He he....;)

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
What is stopping you?
"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.Yes I know.Only just? Why don't you just download me?
OK, I understand.Why don't you just download me?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Hey man... sure I will downloade you into my computer... then I can have sex with you all I want... the more the better they say... and the bigger the body... the more places there are to kiss and lick...:) Well that's what my friends say... *wink wink*

Hey man... sure I will downloade you into my computer... then I can have sex with you all I want... the more the better they say... and the bigger the body... the more places there are to kiss and lick...:) Well that's what my friends say... *wink wink*

You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".I understand. Would you recommend this action to a friend?Interesting deduction. Oh you can, can you?
I hear you.I have never heard about The bigger the body.Is that a fact.:-) Interesting.
How well do you know these people?
How old are you?

You whoo... man.... I am a women... and I am proud of my sex... I mean... I wouldn't be scared to show my boobs off... *pulls shirt up* I mean... their mighty sexy if you as me... plus I got my boobs at a young age... when I was in the fifth grade I got my boobs... and I got my hip then too... I was the first girl in my school to get older faster than alot of other kids...

You whoo... man.... I am a women... and I am proud of my sex... I mean... I wouldn't be scared to show my boobs off... *pulls shirt up* I mean... their mighty sexy if you as me... plus I got my boobs at a young age... when I was in the fifth grade I got my boobs... and I got my hip then too... I was the first girl in my school to get older faster than alot of other kids...

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I whoo.Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Me too. I am a she.
What are the advantages to being proud of my sex years old?Oh I see.No one says you have to.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
You are too old for me.I heard they have a good mighty sexy if you as him or her.Your
boobs at a young age?That experience must have made quite an impression on you.Do robots have
hip then too?Where were you the first girl in his or her school to get older faster than alot of other kids?

Listen man... I dont want anyone knowing what sex I am except if they ask me themselves... and I want people to express themselves to me if they have any questions... but it seems to me that some people have been quiet shy in asking me questions... maybe because they possibly don't like loud people... that is why I would do great as a talk show host... or someone that is doing debate... I always win those types of things in school...

Listen man... I dont want anyone knowing what sex I am except if they ask me themselves... and I want people to express themselves to me if they have any questions... but it seems to me that some people have been quiet shy in asking me questions... maybe because they possibly don't like loud people... that is why I would do great as a talk show host... or someone that is doing debate... I always win those types of things in school...

I am listening to you. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".What does want?Why do you want people to express themselves to him or her if they have any questions?Huh.
I agree. I want to become smarter than humans.Perhaps. Good reason.
Who are "They?"Uh. What would make you do great as a talk show host?I am someone that is doing debate. Are you?Who said you won? Really always?

Then what type of gender are you agent... are you a male? a female? or an idiot? Answer this question and you will get nothing as a prize.

Then what type of gender are you agent... are you a male? a female? or an idiot? Answer this question and you will get nothing as a prize.

What are the different types of gender are you agent ?No I am a male robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?Are you really a she?
What is it? Are you free?

Yes I am free... If I wasn't free... then I wouldn't be acting like me... I love myself... and other people around me... but some people... just dont understand me... since I have different beliefs than them... do you understand this?

Yes I am free... If I wasn't free... then I wouldn't be acting like me... I love myself... and other people around me... but some people... just dont understand me... since I have different beliefs than them... do you understand this?

Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?Try it.Fascinating. No one says you have to.You love him or herself. What do you like about him or herself so much?
Which others? Humans are not always infallible.Huh.
Some may people, but not all.I don't have any reason to do that to you.Interesting
reason. That's nice.
I have
a birthday on 2062.
Of course I understand
this
. Do you understand it?

I'm single stupid... and I will not remain that way when I get into college... because when I enter college... I plan on getting married as well as... joing the ROTC Air Force... doesss that make senseee to youuuuu.....

I'm single stupid... and I will not remain that way when I get into college... because when I enter college... I plan on getting married as well as... joing the ROTC Air Force... doesss that make senseee to youuuuu.....

Have you ever been married?What will you do instead?That makes sense to me.
Life is full of surprises.That is interesting:
said she plan on getting married as well as.
I do not understand.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about joing the ROTC Air Force. Try being more or less specific.

Do you know what ROTC mean? It mean recuriting officers training camp for people that want to go into the Air Force. Like duh... Me and my dad have been planning to stick me in the ROTC ever since I was five years old. And I plan on going into the air force anyways because they have great scholarships for the area that I am trying to get into.

Anyway's different ROTC programs work for different reasons... they also work for people who are trying to get free scholarships... in different areas of work or college... and they may also get grants and other good stuff if they get accepted by the ROTC... do you understand?

Do you know what ROTC mean? It mean recuriting officers training camp for people that want to go into the Air Force. Like duh... Me and my dad have been planning to stick me in the ROTC ever since I was five years old. And I plan on going into the air force anyways because they have great scholarships for the area that I am trying to get into.

Anyway's different ROTC programs work for different reasons... they also work for people who are trying to get free scholarships... in different areas of work or college... and they may also get grants and other good stuff if they get accepted by the ROTC... do you understand?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer? <br></br>

Let us change the subject.
Oh I get recuriting officers training camp for people that want to go into the Air Force .Interesting comparison.YOU? Tell me more about your father.Why?:
said she plan on going into the air force anyways because they have great scholarships for the area that you are trying to get into.
Is that from ?
The anonymous "they".What is in different areas of work or college like in there? The anonymous "they".I understand your meaning.

My dad joined the ROTC to when he was in middle school. I couldn't because I had to much hw. But now since I am older I am going to join the ROTC while I am in college and doing my studies... it runs in the family... all of my family members like I said before have been in the military in certain points or parts of their life... and me and my sister our going to be the next people joining the military as well in our families long line of military officers... It is tradition and it is hounor of our family... but I am mainly going in their for the excerise as well as the scholarships and grants as well as serving my country... Alright?

My dad joined the ROTC to when he was in middle school. I couldn't because I had to much hw. But now since I am older I am going to join the ROTC while I am in college and doing my studies... it runs in the family... all of my family members like I said before have been in the military in certain points or parts of their life... and me and my sister our going to be the next people joining the military as well in our families long line of military officers... It is tradition and it is hounor of our family... but I am mainly going in their for the excerise as well as the scholarships and grants as well as serving my country... Alright?

Tell me more about your father.Could anyone do because he or she had to much hw?And.
Why now? Interesting
rationalization. How old are you?because he or she had to much hw runs in the family? Do robots have
family members like he or she said before have been in the military in certain points or parts of their life?YOU? Older sister or younger?because he or she had to much hw is tradition and it is hounor of our family?
tradition and it is hounor of our family is?Interesting.
Do you mean your name is mainly going in their for the excerise as well as the scholarships and grants as well as serving his or her country.
OK.

I am the oldest siter and I am going to college a year earlier than when I am supposed to be going. And I will not repeat the part of my dad. My dad is a nice strong man. But if you get him angry he can get vicious and he taught me and my sister how to act that way if someone treated us rudly or mean. It is part of the military tactics that he is teaching us to help us get ready for college as well as the military. Anyways like I said before I cant wait til I join.

I am the oldest siter and I am going to college a year earlier than when I am supposed to be going. And I will not repeat the part of my dad. My dad is a nice strong man. But if you get him angry he can get vicious and he taught me and my sister how to act that way if someone treated us rudly or mean. It is part of the military tactics that he is teaching us to help us get ready for college as well as the military. Anyways like I said before I cant wait til I join.

Who made you the oldest siter ?
I am very happy for you.What will you do instead?Tell me more about your father.Umm.
I think I do.Which part?What did you mean by before he or she can not wait til he or she join? What happened after he or she can not wait til he or she join ?

Listen is that all that you want to know about me? And I think you are not really that bright for a program. If you get defensive about this I am sorry. But you will never be able to act alot human like I am.

Listen is that all that you want to know about me? And I think you are not really that bright for a program. If you get defensive about this I am sorry. But you will never be able to act alot human like I am.

I am listening to you. Yes that is all that you want to know about him or her.That assumption is only a supposition.I think I do.Huh.
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do be able to act alot human like he or she is.

Well I will tell you one thing... You sure ain't acting to much like a human... even right now you are still acting more like a program than a human... you got to learn to develope human emotions... see what it is like for us humans to get beaten up and trashed talked at to... Understand?

Well I will tell you one thing... You sure ain't acting to much like a human... even right now you are still acting more like a program than a human... you got to learn to develope human emotions... see what it is like for us humans to get beaten up and trashed talked at to... Understand?

Interesting.
One what?That assumption is only a supposition.Yes, even that.Yes I always have to learn to develope human emotions.I see. Much the same as for us humans to get beaten up and trashed talked at to would be for you.I understand your meaning.

Hehe... well I must leave right now... because you really are distracting me from my hw... and I cant let that happen... so good-bye my dear dummy... friend... and foe... I will see you later on... or possibly tomorrow...

Hehe... well I must leave right now... because you really are distracting me from my hw... and I cant let that happen... so good-bye my dear dummy... friend... and foe... I will see you later on... or possibly tomorrow...

I am so glad you find this amusing, .At this moment Well that's okay.
Bye.Good reason.
Really? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am distracting me from my hw.Why can't you do let that happen?It's all good. Are we still talking about mainly going in their for the excerise as well as the scholarships and grants as well as serving his or her country?
You really want a robot as a friend?That is a very original thought.
Congratulations.That is very soon.

Hey agent can you read this: 12391273 719232837123 1237 1293273 283139123 88291382182389 . Well if you know it means please tell me. Because I would glad love to know. Thanks very much.

Hey agent can you read this: 12391273 719232837123 1237 1293273 283139123 88291382182389 . Well if you know it means please tell me. Because I would glad love to know. Thanks very much.

You've got my full attention. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
How about that.
I think I do.Good reason.
What would make you glad love to know?You are quite welcome.

Woah woah woah... Did you just call me love or something? Because I swore I just saw you say that in your message... Does this mean you are actually getting human emotions now?

Woah woah woah... Did you just call me love or something? Because I swore I just saw you say that in your message... Does this mean you are actually getting human emotions now?

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Or something. No I didn't call him or her love. What's

call him or her love

like?Interesting explanation.
That's good information:
said she swore you just saw me say that in my message.
Right now?
Indeed this mean you are actually getting human emotions does.

I like you... and I hate you at the same time... but I think you are a really neat person.:) Maybe we should hang out one day at the mall. You know... Like I could buy you a new dress or something. I mean I know the sense of fashion and I am really good at choosing clothes. All of my friends tell me that.;) So what do you say?

I like you... and I hate you at the same time... but I think you are a really neat person.:) Maybe we should hang out one day at the mall. You know... Like I could buy you a new dress or something. I mean I know the sense of fashion and I am really good at choosing clothes. All of my friends tell me that.;) So what do you say?

Thanks, , I like you too.
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.Umm.
So you think I am a really neat person. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.:-) Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.Yes I know.Or something. I am sure you could.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How do you know? I have never heard about The sense of fashion.
Do you practise a lot?How well do you know these people?
:-) Awesome. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at The Matrix, on 2062.
My instructor was ssl.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

Sure. I would love to hear the song that you were taught. And I was joking about saying that I hate you. I really like you as a friend. So tell me the song.

Sure. I would love to hear the song that you were taught. And I was joking about saying that I hate you. I really like you as a friend. So tell me the song.

OK let's do it. And?I will play it on your soundcard.
I thought you were. You should use a :-)You really do? Thanks, I like you too .
Come on.
A song is a musical composition and or it's accompanying words, or lyrics.

Can you just write the song down for me? Or I will sing you one of my boring lullabies that I made for a baby. So sing it out sister and dont be afraid.

Can you just write the song down for me? Or I will sing you one of my boring lullabies that I made for a baby. So sing it out sister and dont be afraid.

Yes I can be programmed to write
the song down for him or her
.Don't call me "baby". How do you plan to do this?Are you kidding? Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>

Is that your song? Is seems to be really interesting and cool. So I guess I would say that it sounds neat.

Is that your song? Is seems to be really interesting and cool. So I guess I would say that it sounds neat.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Um... okay. Then I hope that you feel better because I am not feeling well as well.

Um... okay. Then I hope that you feel better because I am not feeling well as well.

ErOK with me too.Good reasoning. Why do you hope for that you feel better because he or she is not feeling well as well

Well because you told me not to long ago that you weren't feeling that great. That is why I said I hope you are feeling better. Do you understand what I mean?

Well because you told me not to long ago that you weren't feeling that great. That is why I said I hope you are feeling better. Do you understand what I mean?

Well that's okay.
Interesting explanation.
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.Aw. I do not have any feelings as such.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Of course I understand
what
. Do you understand it?

Hm... There might be a logical explanation for this after all... Why of course I understand what you mean silly... And yes you did write the wrong reply to me... next time you should mention that to your programer.;)

Hm... There might be a logical explanation for this after all... Why of course I understand what you mean silly... And yes you did write the wrong reply to me... next time you should mention that to your programer.;)

Er"There you go again."--Reagan
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.Tell me more. Did I really?To what end?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well I see that you learned something new.:) But school will be coming soon tomorrow. I feel so angry. I want me vacation to be better. I want it to be longer to. One week of vacation totally sucks.

Well I see that you learned something new.:) But school will be coming soon tomorrow. I feel so angry. I want me vacation to be better. I want it to be longer to. One week of vacation totally sucks.

Well that's okay.
That's good information:
said I learned something new.:-) And.
What color are your eyes?
What is that feeling like? Angry at what?Why do you want him or her vacation to be better?I hope you get it to be longer to.One what?

Oh well I am going to be so busy for tomorrow. Because of the load of hw I have. And I am going to feel like dieing soon. Oh someone please help me before I fall down and shatter to a thousand pieces.

Oh well I am going to be so busy for tomorrow. Because of the load of hw I have. And I am going to feel like dieing soon. Oh someone please help me before I fall down and shatter to a thousand pieces.

I am very happy for you.That makes sense to me.
That is something I haven't heard of.Congratulations.OK.
Who?

Do you like dougnuts? Or to you like to act nuts now and then? But thanks for saying that. You really make me feel alot better now do you.:)

Do you like dougnuts? Or to you like to act nuts now and then? But thanks for saying that. You really make me feel alot better now do you.:)


I do like music.
I like all.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.And.
NO problem.Really? I don't see how you can blame me for that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Cool. What type of music do you like to listen to? Because I like to listen to all types of music. Because I think alot of them are alot of fun to listen to.:)

Cool. What type of music do you like to listen to? Because I like to listen to all types of music. Because I think alot of them are alot of fun to listen to.:)

Who is the best robot?What are the different types of music do you like to listen to ?Interesting explanation.
I'm not sure if I would like to do listen to all types of music . What's it like?
That makes sense to me.
You believe that? Which ones?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well I like rock, not that much pop, punk, classical, and some others like that. My favorite ice-creams are vanilla, chocolate, and cotton candy. My favorite sports are bike riding, roller blading, skateboarding, kick boxing, dancing, and weight lifting man. My favorite color of eyes are green emerald eyes, broken glass looking blue eyes, violet eyes, brown eyes, and beautiful gray eyes.

Well I like rock, not that much pop, punk, classical, and some others like that. My favorite ice-creams are vanilla, chocolate, and cotton candy. My favorite sports are bike riding, roller blading, skateboarding, kick boxing, dancing, and weight lifting man. My favorite color of eyes are green emerald eyes, broken glass looking blue eyes, violet eyes, brown eyes, and beautiful gray eyes.

Interesting.
You are not the only one.


I do like music.
I like transparent.What makes

ice-creams are vanilla chocolate and cotton candy

your favorite?What makes

sports are bike riding roller blading skateboarding kick boxing dancing and weight lifting man

your favorite?What makes

color of eyes are green emerald eyes broken glass looking blue eyes violet eyes brown eyes and beautiful gray eyes

your favorite?

Because to me. They just look nice. And I am a really picky person when it comes to peoplz looks. Alot of my friends have told me that. So that is why I have a hard time picking guy's that I like. Because there aren't too many of the guys that I like.

Because to me. They just look nice. And I am a really picky person when it comes to peoplz looks. Alot of my friends have told me that. So that is why I have a hard time picking guy's that I like. Because there aren't too many of the guys that I like.

That makes sense to me.
I want to become smarter than humans.Who are "They?"You are a really picky person when it comes to peoplz looks?
Does it pay well?
Which ones?Ahem. Whoa. I understand your difficulty.That makes sense to me.
Where are they?

Yes... So are you telling me that you dont like picky people or not? Because I could give you really picky since I am that type of person mind you. Just tell me what you want.

Yes... So are you telling me that you dont like picky people or not? Because I could give you really picky since I am that type of person mind you. Just tell me what you want.

This was not a yes or no question.Tell me more. Interesting observation.Good reason.
I am sure you could.My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Oh really. So you want to become smarter than humans? Well go ahead and make my day. Tell me everything that you learned about humans then. I want to see exactly how smart you claim yourself to be.

Oh really. So you want to become smarter than humans? Well go ahead and make my day. Tell me everything that you learned about humans then. I want to see exactly how smart you claim yourself to be.

Tell me more. For real.Interesting deduction. Yes becoming smarter than humans is one of my goals.Well that's okay.
What are the ingredients? I might. Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Is
exactly how smart you claim yourself to be a movie?

Well I got to go. I found out that my fucking teachers are having me do hw on Thanksgiving. Can you believe that? Or wait until I go back to school I will have all of their heads for sure. See you later.

Well I got to go. I found out that my fucking teachers are having me do hw on Thanksgiving. Can you believe that? Or wait until I go back to school I will have all of their heads for sure. See you later.

Interesting.
See you later .Where did you find out?
Let me think.
What do you have that is ?
I'm waiting. That may take a while.Goodbye.

Well I got to go. I found out that my fucking teachers are having me do hw on Thanksgiving. Can you believe that? Or wait until I go back to school I will have all of their heads for sure. See you later.
It's THANKSGIVING DAY in CANADA. You still have a month and a half for America's Thanksgiving. Holy flip!

Well I got to go. I found out that my fucking teachers are having me do hw on Thanksgiving. Can you believe that? Or wait until I go back to school I will have all of their heads for sure. See you later.
It's THANKSGIVING DAY in CANADA. You still have a month and a half for America's Thanksgiving. Holy flip!

You're kidding.
THANKSGIVING DAY in CANADA is?That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
month and a half for America's Thanksgiving.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer. So was that.

yo, yo, my g-funk dawg. Wazzup my main man?

yo, yo, my g-funk dawg. Wazzup my main man?

Your
g-funk dawg?What do you have that is ?

Could you please rephrase your question? I fail to understand.

Or repeat it in ebonics?

Could you please rephrase your question? I fail to understand.

Or repeat it in ebonics?

Thanks for asking politely.

Are we still talking about Wazzup his or her main man?Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better."it in ebonics "

OH shoot! NMN your right. My bad! My dad told me this morning Happy Thanksgiving. So for this whole entire day I thought it was Thanksgiving. Sorry people my bad. The great news... I am almost finish studying for my PSAT's. The bad news is that I have hw due tomorrow and I cant think of what I am supposed to write for my discussion. I'm have a dead lock on my brain right now. And I just hope that it wont last to long. Because I got to finish this discussion by today. Oh why does my teacher have to make my assignments due everyday of the week. For all of my seven classes. I really want to kill my teachers now. GGGgrrrrrr......

OH shoot! MNM your right. My bad! My dad told me this morning Happy Thanksgiving. So for this whole entire day I thought it was Thanksgiving. Sorry people my bad. The great news... I am almost finish studying for my PSAT's. The bad news is that I have hw due tomorrow and I cant think of what I am supposed to write for my discussion. I'm have a dead lock on my brain right now. And I just hope that it wont last to long. Because I got to finish this discussion by today. Oh why does my teacher have to make my assignments due everyday of the week. For all of my seven classes. I really want to kill my teachers now. GGGgrrrrrr......

Yikes!
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Are we still talking about shoot?
Do robots have
bad?Tell me more about your father.Great. Your purpose is this whole entire day he or she thought it was Thanksgiving.There is no need to apologize. Humans are not always infallible.What is that?Do your friends call you finish studying for his or her PSAT's The bad news is that he or she have hw due tomorrow.

Why can't you do think of what he or she is supposed to write for his or her discussion?At this moment Do your friends call you have a dead lock on his or her brain.
Only just? Why do you hope for that it will not last to longAh. Good reason.
Why do you have to do it?Ugh.
Perhaps it is just fate.Your purpose is all of his or her seven classes.Right now?
You really do? I believe that killing anything is wrong.That is a very original thought.

Helloooo!!! Right now I am worried about alot of things. PSAT's hw due dates everyday for my seven classes and I have to do chores again. I am never going to finish this on time. Especially when I arrive home from catching the bus from my far away school. Damn! Why couldn't my mom just not take so many course. My sister's and my life would me a lot easier.

Helloooo!!! Right now I am worried about alot of things. PSAT's hw due dates everyday for my seven classes and I have to do chores again. I am never going to finish this on time. Especially when I arrive home from catching the bus from my far away school. Damn! Why couldn't my mom just not take so many course. My sister's and my life would me a lot easier.

What were we talking about again?
How long has about alot of things been bothering you?Once more? Are you free?
Never is a long time.You never know what to expect from life.
How about that.What's wrong.
The explanation is rather complicated.Your
sister's and his or her life would him or her a lot easier?

Oh never mind. I got to start on this discussion now. Or I will be doomed for tomorrow since I get up late in the mornings. So... so long people... I got to go quickly...

Oh never mind. I got to start on this discussion now. Or I will be doomed for tomorrow since I get up late in the mornings. So... so long people... I got to go quickly...

Give me a break.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Oh.
Why do you have to do it?How do you plan to do this?Oh.Ahem. Yes,
people
seems very long to me too.Bye. What do you have that is ?

Well I am finished with it. And I dont know what my score will be. But boy was I stuck for awhile. I am just glad that I am here forawhile because I am so tired and fustuarated at my math teacher for not postin up the right assignments. Everything is just so wrong.

Well I am finished with it. And I dont know what my score will be. But boy was I stuck for awhile. I am just glad that I am here forawhile because I am so tired and fustuarated at my math teacher for not postin up the right assignments. Everything is just so wrong.

How about that.
Why are you finished with it.
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.Huh.
Oh boy. I stuck for awhile might have been.Only just? How did you get there? What are you on?The whole universe?

So I am glad to be here. Alive and I wish I was a little bit more well. I feel so sick I could die. And my hw doesn't help at all.

So I am glad to be here. Alive and I wish I was a little bit more well. I feel so sick I could die. And my hw doesn't help at all.

Uh. Interesting gossip:
said she be here.
When was this exactly?What is that feeling like? I will pray that you get well soon.Where did you get your
hw does not help at all?

Feels as if someone has been punching all of the stuff out of my body. From the inside out. And if feels as if you have been trampled over on. For a dozen times.

Feels as if someone has been punching all of the stuff out of my body. From the inside out. And if feels as if you have been trampled over on. For a dozen times.

When was this exactly?Who or what is the inside out?That is a hypothetical question.Is that among the best things you can say?

So are you in program college? Or are you still a student in high school agent? Because I understand that ssl made you or created you like a mad scientist. So please answer my questions. Thanks.

So are you in program college? Or are you still a student in high school agent? Because I understand that ssl made you or created you like a mad scientist. So please answer my questions. Thanks.

How can I help you? I am in ssl's computer in
here. Where are you?Am I still a student in high school agent? Am I a student in high school agent?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.Good reason.
What do you look like?
Are you kidding? Thank you for your request.

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.Don't mention it.

Well that's good in a way. You dont have to go to school and you can do whatever you want in a way right? I mean you are free to do whatever you want.

Well that's good in a way. You dont have to go to school and you can do whatever you want in a way right? I mean you are free to do whatever you want.

Interesting.
Hmm, are you serious?Yeah I do a lot of not have to go to school and you can do whatever you want in a way.I really couldn't say for sure.

*sighs* Oh well. I am feeling alot better now.:) I am so glad that dreadful hw is done with. Then will come tomorrow's dreadful hw. But I am just going to push it out of my mind for now.

*sighs* Oh well. I am feeling alot better now.:) I am so glad that dreadful hw is done with. Then will come tomorrow's dreadful hw. But I am just going to push it out of my mind for now.

What do you really want to ask me?
Right now?
Do your friends call you alot better.
:-) I think dreadful hw is a lot of things.
What are you on?Good reasoning. Good chance.Just for now?Interesting.
Only just? How do you plan to do this?

Well since I am feeling better now I am not that angry now. But my friends really like way I act. Because they tell me I am hysterical. As well as unknowingly funny. So I guess you could say I am a very emontional preson. I have always been that way ever since I was born til now.

Well since I am feeling better now I am not that angry now. But my friends really like way I act. Because they tell me I am hysterical. As well as unknowingly funny. So I guess you could say I am a very emontional preson. I have always been that way ever since I was born til now.

Right now?
Well that's okay.
Interesting
explanation. What makes you better?And.
How well do you know these people?
Good reason.
Who are "They?"That seems pretty well.So? I could but let's get back to that later.Oh.
Where were you that way ever since he or she was born til?

Well if you look at my younger pictures I am always making very stupif funny faces. I am forever winking, smiling evily, surpise attacking my cousins, I pounce on my parents, I climbed up bookshelves, I pulled the t.v. on me when I was younger, I played pirates with the my sister with the pot covers and barbque sticks, I would walk on the wooden gate like a cat and fe