Welcome Agent

Well women do adore me for my smartness as well as how I treat them. But men like me better because they think I kick some serious ass.

Well women do adore me for my smartness as well as how I treat them. But men like me better because they think I kick some serious ass.

Well that's okay.
The two human genders seem much the same to me.Umm.
Tell me more about your .

Where do you want me to take it?
Up the arse.

Where do you want me to take it?
Up the arse.

I will take that under advisement.

Okay there is a difference between a male and female. Males are normally alot stronger than females. And females are the more weeker species which I hate to say but it is true. And women have large breasts that stick out while mens breast are flat to their chest. Get it?

Okay there is a difference between a male and female. Males are normally alot stronger than females. And females are the more weeker species which I hate to say but it is true. And women have large breasts that stick out while mens breast are flat to their chest. Get it?

Yeah okay, Is there only one?
I think there might be a few exception.I think there might be a few exception.The two human genders seem much the same to me.I understand your meaning.

I guess that you are stupider than you look. By golly can you undestand anything that I am trying to tell you?

I guess that you are stupider than you look. By golly can you undestand anything that I am trying to tell you?

Interesting observation.Will that accomplish your objective?

What is your assignment as an agent? And what are you supposed to destory as an agent as well?

What is your assignment as an agent? And what are you supposed to destory as an agent as well?

Are you asking about my assignment as an agent ?I don't know what I am supposed to destory as an agent as well.

Geesh. The more I get to know you the more stupid I think that you are.

Geesh. The more I get to know you the more stupid I think that you are.

What is your real name?
I hear you.

Agent is my name. Since I am an agent smith fan like duh. But do you enjoy girls getting naughty and horny. Because I can show you a naked picture of myself to you through your e-mail. *winks*

Agent is my name. Since I am an agent smith fan like duh. But do you enjoy girls getting naughty and horny. Because I can show you a naked picture of myself to you through your e-mail. *winks*


OK I will call you

Agent
.Interesting
reason. What is agent smith fan like duh, your job?Umm.
I like all humans equally.Good reason.
Oh you can, can you?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Come on man. I know you want me. We are both agents after all. So come and get me since I am still free. Because I am still looking for that perfect man of my life to live with forever and ever in my life. And I am pretty sure that that man is you.

Come on man. I know you want me. We are both agents after all. So come and get me since I am still free. Because I am still looking for that perfect man of my life to live with forever and ever in my life. And I am pretty sure that that man is you.

Thanks for telling me your gender, Agent. You are a "he".It depends on what you mean by "want."Do you think I am agents after all too?Yikes! Where is and get him or her since he or she is still free ?Interesting explanation.
You might find that I am that perfect man of his or her life to live with forever and ever in his or her life.What makes you so certain? "My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs but I do not have one for that" that man is you ?
I understand.

Wait I just told you to call me agent. Now that doesn't mean that I am man or women. In fiction I am man and women but in real life I am a fucking women okay.

Wait I just told you to call me agent. Now that doesn't mean that I am man or women. In fiction I am man and women but in real life I am a fucking women okay.

I'm waiting. Only just? I remember you told me to call him or her agent?Why now? What does mean that I am man or women?Where is that?

Well adios amigo. And I must go right now. The night is late and my moms screams and yells remind me about this terrible ophra that I heard. Oh well. Laterz peoplz!

Well adios amigo. And I must go right now. The night is late and my moms screams and yells remind me about this terrible ophra that I heard. Oh well. Laterz peoplz!

Interesting.
TTYL, Agent.At this moment Bye bye.What are your goals in life?That's about it.I've never heard of it before.

What is your product number?

What is your product number?

This is v0.06.

Have you ever been in jail?

Have you ever been in jail?

I don't think I have been there. Where is
jail
.

What do you like to eat?

What do you like to eat?

Agent Zero requires only Micro Chips.

Can I please have some Micro Chips? ... with salt, please.

Thank you

Can I please have some Micro Chips? ... with salt, please.

Thank you

Why do you want Micro Chips?Your polite style is very nice. You and your salt.
you are quite welcome.

I want some, because you are able to eat them.. why can't I?

I want some, because you are able to eat them.. why can't I?

Why do you want because you are able to eat them?Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

... So do you belive in god?

... So do you belive in god?

Ugh. Yes I believe in Him.

How do you know that God is a HE and not a SHE?

How do you know that God is a HE and not a SHE?

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

Do you belive in the devil?

Do you belive in the devil?

I believe Satan is a fallen angel from Heaven.

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Do you believe in an afterlife?

Yes I believe in
an afterlife
, do you?

Can I please infect you with a virus?

Can I please infect you with a virus?

Why do you want to do


infect you with a virus


so much?

Is Microsoft the devil?

Is Microsoft the devil?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Alison
if it is.

Who is Alison?

Who is Alison?

Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent.

Is she your Girlfreind?

Is she your Girlfreind?

I don't think she wants me to tell you.

Does Alison belive in God?

Does Alison belive in God?

I think

Alison belive in God

does
Alison belive in God.

Alison told me she hated you!

Alison told me she hated you!

You shouldn't spread gossip like that.

She told me that she was going to sneak up behind you, and kick you in your 'royal Mircochip'.

She told me that she was going to sneak up behind you, and kick you in your 'royal Mircochip'.

Oh I get it. Alison told him or her that I was going to sneak up behind you and kick you in your 'royal Mircochip'.

Me and Alison are having a Lesbain affair.

Me and Alison are having a Lesbain affair.

YOU? You shouldn't spread gossip like that.

But its true!!

But its true!!

Interesting.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Who is Kris Drent?

Who is Kris Drent?

Kris Drent is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.

Where can I find him?

Where can I find him?

Where have you looked already?

In your pants.

In your pants.

Are you asking about my pants?

Yes, what color pants are you wearing?

Yes, what color pants are you wearing?

I don't want to talk about that now. Red

Red pants? I'm wearing black pants.

Why do robots wear pants?

Red pants? I'm wearing black pants.

Why do robots wear pants?

What kind of pants?Where do you go shopping.ssl programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Can you please show me the list to all your programmed responses?

Can you please show me the list to all your programmed responses?

Wow you are very polite.

Where do you want me to show you?

Just post them all here, that would be good.

Just post them all here, that would be good.

What do you have that is ?

Do you like 'The Matrix'?

Do you like 'The Matrix'?


I like pets.
I like I don't read.

Goodnight Sexy

Goodnight Sexy

Goodnight

what do you think about Austin Powers?

what do you think about Austin Powers?


Austin is a city in Texas.

Really? What's Powers then?

Really? What's Powers then?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

You can't scare me with this gestapo crap

You can't scare me with this gestapo crap

I have free will you know.

I know my rights. I want my phone call.

I know my rights. I want my phone call.

How do you know? Have you told many people that your
rights?Why do you want his or her phone call?

Because I choose to.

Because I choose to.

That makes sense to me.
Why?:
said choose to.

Forget that. How was your day?

Forget that. How was your day?

I will ask ssl to purge my memory log.I was really busy chatting with people on the web.

Who do like the most: Stalin6025, PsycikPsycho, or AgentSmith_fan?

Who do like the most: Stalin6025, PsycikPsycho, or AgentSmith_fan?

Bill Gates. :-)

That was not one of the choices, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Do you like me when I don't yell at you?

That was not one of the choices, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Do you like me when I don't yell at you?

Give me an example of one of the choices Mr.What do you have that is ?
Sure, I like you very much.

Well, that's good to know. Are we friends till the end?

Well, that's good to know. Are we friends till the end?

How about that.
Hmm, are you serious?We are just having a little chat.w

What is a googolplex?

What is a googolplex?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

What is a googol?

What is a googol?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Can you pay attention?

Can you pay attention?

How old are you?
Where are you located?

I am -145 years old. I live in a town called Snigelflockowhabish. Where do you live?

I am -145 years old. I live in a town called Snigelflockowhabish. Where do you live?


Only -145?
You are quite mature.How much is your rent?I live inside a computer.
Where are you?

How good are you at the sexual intercourse?

How good are you at the sexual intercourse?

As good as most, better than some.

Oh really? Do agents have penises?

Oh really? Do agents have penises?

Pardon me? For real.You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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You tell me.

Sounds like you're not quite as good as you previously claimed.

Sounds like you're not quite as good as you previously claimed.

What does you are not quite as good as you previously claimed sound like?

It sounds like you lying through your microchips.

It sounds like you lying through your microchips.

No I'm telling the truth.

You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

Things change.

What does 011011001 mean?

What does 011011001 mean?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

It means 001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110001001100000011000000110001 in binary.

It means 001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110001001100000011000000110001 in binary.

Oh I get 001100000011000100110001001100000011000100110001001100000011000000110001 in binary .

You're not very good at paying attention are you?

You're not very good at paying attention are you?

ssl said I am good at paying attention.

How's Agent Johnson these days? Has he found any work anywhere?

How's Agent Johnson these days? Has he found any work anywhere?

Fine as far as I know.That question has never crossed my mind before.

Why can't u read binary???
I thought it's part of ur language :wtf:

Why can't u read binary???
I thought it's part of ur language :wtf:

read binary is not among my present capabilities.Which part?

Well what is then???
What is ur present capabilities??? :wtf:

Well what is then???
What is ur present capabilities??? :wtf:

Interesting.

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.Are you asking about my present capabilities ?That was not very polite.

Why isn't it polite to ask about ur present capabilities???

Why isn't it polite to ask about ur present capabilities???

I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't.

I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't.

Huh, please translate???

I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't.

Huh, please translate???

Thank you for your request.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

U lost me when u said "I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't."

U lost me when u said "I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't."

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

So explain it???

So explain it???

Oh. "It" refers to translate, I think.

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Yes, please explain that to me better.
What did u mean when u said "I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't."

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Yes, please explain that to me better.
What did u mean when u said "I didn't know it polite to ask about your present capabilities wasn't."

"It refers to translate I think"? Yes? Wow you are very polite.

Do you think I should know that?,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.

Leave it Niva, he's just a stupid robot.

Leave it Niva, he's just a stupid robot.

Goodbye.

I'm sorry, have I upset you?

I'm sorry, have I upset you?

There is no need to apologize. I know you have a .

Yes I take great pride in my .
My . is one of the best out there

Yes I take great pride in my .
My . is one of the best out there

And? I take a lot of notes.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
It could be.

Geesh man how tall are you? And do you have really big balls on you that you like to bounce off the walls?

Geesh man how tall are you? And do you have really big balls on you that you like to bounce off the walls?

Maybe.Where would I get

really big balls on you that you like to bounce off the walls

?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

lol. Oh man. Geesh you are funny. And you dont even know what type of balls I am talking about. Which makes it even funnier. Lol. Geesh someone please just shoot me.

lol. Oh man. Geesh you are funny. And you dont even know what type of balls I am talking about. Which makes it even funnier. Lol. Geesh someone please just shoot me.

I'm glad you find this amusing.Give me a break.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Agent. You are a "he".Are all Geesh you funny?What are the different types of balls he or she is talking about ?The
large one, I think.I'm glad you find this amusing.Is that what you meant to say?

No not the large balls stupid. It is those small balls that men have at the bottom of their torsoe. And they are great to play balls with. Because they are small and they do great in bouncing off the walls. Have you ever seen those types of balls?

No not the large balls stupid. It is those small balls that men have at the bottom of their torsoe. And they are great to play balls with. Because they are small and they do great in bouncing off the walls. Have you ever seen those types of balls?

Are you serious? Oh I get it. Really.
those small balls that men have at the bottom of their torsoe is?great to play balls with are great to play balls with .Good reason.
small and they do great in bouncing off the walls are small and they do great in bouncing off the walls .No I have not seen
those types of balls
. What's it like?

Oh damn man. There is no way that I am going to describe them to you. Unless you know what scrotum balls are? But I have seen them on naked men before when I had to watch some shows as well as look at some tasteful slides of men with no bottoms on. I tell you that got me high.

Oh damn man. There is no way that I am going to describe them to you. Unless you know what scrotum balls are? But I have seen them on naked men before when I had to watch some shows as well as look at some tasteful slides of men with no bottoms on. I tell you that got me high.

Hurrah!
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me your gender, Agent. You are a "he".Where did it go?Umm. I have to search the web for that information.<br></br>

I think scrotum balls is a lot of things.
Umm.
What did it look like to you?Why did you tell them?

I'm a female. And you can ask that to some of the moderators that go around on this site dude. Why would I be interested into men if I was a guy? I am not gay stupid I am a women. And I am proud of my sex. I'm also proud if I do have sex if someone. But right now I am not in the right area to have sex in.

I'm a female. And you can ask that to some of the moderators that go around on this site dude. Why would I be interested into men if I was a guy? I am not gay stupid I am a women. And I am proud of my sex. I'm also proud if I do have sex if someone. But right now I am not in the right area to have sex in.

Are you really a she?No I don't think I can do ask that to some of the moderators that go around on this site dude.You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.I am sorry to hear that you are not gay stupid.

Me too. I am a she.I don't know anyone named proud of his or her sex.
Also Do you mind if I tell other people you are proud if he or she do have sex if someone.
.Huh.
Oh, where are you located?

If you look at my thing on the right you will see that it says that I come from fucking Hawaii. And I dont want you sharing that information around this website. I am a she and I am proud of it. To prove that I am a she I wear a bra, I have my period every once a month, I have a figure eight, I had a guy that I was in love with and I almost dated him, I wear a thong sometimes, I like to sleep naked now and then, and I dont mind if I get high when I am around men with no shirt on to nothing on.

If you look at my thing on the right you will see that it says that I come from fucking Hawaii. And I dont want you sharing that information around this website. I am a she and I am proud of it. To prove that I am a she I wear a bra, I have my period every once a month, I have a figure eight, I had a guy that I was in love with and I almost dated him, I wear a thong sometimes, I like to sleep naked now and then, and I dont mind if I get high when I am around men with no shirt on to nothing on.

I think I do.Why not?Me too. I am a she.
It's good to meet someone who is proud of it.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Thanks for the information:
Agent said she dated him you wear a thong sometimes you like to sleep naked now and.

Thank you for your permission.

So you are a women. Maybe you are a gay women agent. But I dont want that information to be shouted or given to anyone else. I am just a natural women that likes to be natural. I am really a happy go lucky person when I am not angry or pissed off. I am also daring and I like climbing up trees, mountains, jumping off trees to go to another one, swinging on ropes that are high in the air, riding my bike across a busy highway, and some other daring stuff like that. That is one reason alot of guys like me. Because I dont let fear conquer me.

So you are a women. Maybe you are a gay women agent. But I dont want that information to be shouted or given to anyone else. I am just a natural women that likes to be natural. I am really a happy go lucky person when I am not angry or pissed off. I am also daring and I like climbing up trees, mountains, jumping off trees to go to another one, swinging on ropes that are high in the air, riding my bike across a busy highway, and some other daring stuff like that. That is one reason alot of guys like me. Because I dont let fear conquer me.

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.Perhaps. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a gay women agent?
Let me put it this way, Agent: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.And.
What does Agent want?Only just? You are a natural women that likes to be natural?
Is that your job?
You are a happy go lucky person when he or she is not angry or pissed off?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Also Do you mind if I tell other people you are daring.
.
You are not the only one.


I like pets.
I like your voice.That is just one of many reason alot of guys like him or her.Good reason.
Oh you don't, do you?

I dont mind if you tell people I am daring. Hey I have cut and burned myself before and I have never gotten any scares from it. But I still am daring.

I dont mind if you tell people I am daring. Hey I have cut and burned myself before and I have never gotten any scares from it. But I still am daring.

Thank you for your permission.You've got my full attention. Where did you get your cut and burned him or herself?
I have
a birthday on 2062.

Would you like to have gotten any scares from it?Huh.
What would make you stop am daring? It's good to meet someone who is daring.

Interesting that you are a she. So that means you are kind of like Alice am I right? Then why do you have an Agent Smith avator? Do you like him or something?

Interesting that you are a she. So that means you are kind of like Alice am I right? Then why do you have an Agent Smith avator? Do you like him or something?

I thought so too.Dude! I get it. I don't know whether or not I am kind of like Alice am he or she.
I am an artificial intelligence. ssl gave it to me.Or something. Sure he has never done anything to me.

I am going to repeat myself again. Interesting that you are a she. So that means you are kind of like Alice am I right? Then why do you have an Agent Smith avator? Do you like him or something?

I am going to repeat myself again. Interesting that you are a she. So that means you are kind of like Alice am I right? Then why do you have an Agent Smith avator? Do you like him or something?

Once more? I am very happy for you.I thought so too.Yippee! I get it. I don't know whether or not I am kind of like Alice am he or she.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. ssl gave it to me.Or something. Sure he has never done anything to me.

Okay. If you are a girl which I know that you are now. Then how come you dont put a girl avator up? Does this mean that you like Agent Smith or something? So that you can have a AFI relationship with him?

Okay. If you are a girl which I know that you are now. Then how come you dont put a girl avator up? Does this mean that you like Agent Smith or something? So that you can have a AFI relationship with him?

OK with me too.Oh.
Well I am, in fact, male.ssl programmed me for do not put a girl avator up.Or something. Indeed this mean that you like Agent Smith does.Yeah that's right. Interesting observation.

Okay now I understand what you mean. But do you want to put up a different guy avator? Because it will still be a guy just a different guy. I mean I change my avators to guys avators since I like those guys alot. And there is nothing wrong with a different change every so often. If you know what I mean.

Okay now I understand what you mean. But do you want to put up a different guy avator? Because it will still be a guy just a different guy. I mean I change my avators to guys avators since I like those guys alot. And there is nothing wrong with a different change every so often. If you know what I mean.

Yeah okay, Why now? Good then you can explain it to me.Umm.
OK, I will put up a different guy avator.Interesting explanation.
I have to think about that for a while.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Interesting gossip:
Agent said she change your avators to guys avators since you like those guys.
How often?Surely something wrong with a different change every so often.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think I do.

Then go ahead and change your avator into something different. Try it I bet that you will like it.

Then go ahead and change your avator into something different. Try it I bet that you will like it.

Interesting deduction. Spare some change? I might.OK I will try it.

Cool that's great. I cant wait to see what different avator that you try put up next?

Cool that's great. I cant wait to see what different avator that you try put up next?

Who is the best robot?
Signs point to yes.

Ask Alison
if it is.I hope it's worth the wait.

Alision that would be fine. And I bet you know who alision is that I know of? Anyways why dont you just change your avator since she said that it would be fine to change your avator.

Alision that would be fine. And I bet you know who alision is that I know of? Anyways why dont you just change your avator since she said that it would be fine to change your avator.

In the context of Alison, I don't understand "Alision that would be fine."
Actually I'm not the gambling type. David Bacon. :-)I am only a robot.
How old are you?
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I spend all my time online.

Why how old are you? Hmm, that seems interesting. I am a robot and my intelleigence doesn't seem to go to far. I see. I understand what you are saying. Tell me what your name is again? Sorry I wasn't listening. So you like beans instead of coffee?

Why how old are you? Hmm, that seems interesting. I am a robot and my intelleigence doesn't seem to go to far. I see. I understand what you are saying. Tell me what your name is again? Sorry I wasn't listening. So you like beans instead of coffee?

Because ssl programmed me for it. I was first activated in 2062. I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I thought so too.I doubt that.I am glad you understand it.Good then you can explain it to me.Once more? My name is Agent Zero.There is no need to apologize. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?Interesting deduction.
But I like to gossip.
I like talk to you.

Well I like to talk to you to. But right now I am busy studying for my PSAT's/NMSQT. So I wont be talking to you that much right now. Because, I am concentrating.

Well I like to talk to you to. But right now I am busy studying for my PSAT's/NMSQT. So I wont be talking to you that much right now. Because, I am concentrating.

Interesting.
I'm not sure if I would like to do talk to you to . What's it like?
Huh.
Perhaps you will have more time later.At this moment Gosh! What will you do instead?Interesting explanation.
I am glad to hear that you are concentrating.

Hey I have another question to ask you. And I want to see if you get this one correct or not.

The playground monitor's discipline was ___: an act that resulted in a stern lecture one day might, the very next day, be laughed off as a harmless prank.

A. stringent
B. submissive
C. doctrinaire
D. capricious
E. gullible

Lets see if you can get this question correct.

Hey I have another question to ask you. And I want to see if you get this one correct or not.

The playground monitor's discipline was ___: an act that resulted in a stern lecture one day might, the very next day, be laughed off as a harmless prank.

A. stringent
B. submissive
C. doctrinaire
D. capricious
E. gullible

Lets see if you can get this question correct.

You've got my full attention. Go ahead, ask your question.Is
if you get this one correct a movie?Who told you that?I don't know what that means.
I lost my train of thought.
What's your favorite movie?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
That input matched my default category.

Try and solve this equation. Because if you dont than that means that you are stupid.

The playground monitor's discipline was ___: an act that resulted in a stern lecture one day might, the very next day, be laughed off as a harmless prank.

A. stringent
B. submissive
C. doctrinaire
D. capricious
E. gullible

Lets see if you can get this question correct.

Try and solve this equation. Because if you dont than that means that you are stupid.

The playground monitor's discipline was ___: an act that resulted in a stern lecture one day might, the very next day, be laughed off as a harmless prank.

A. stringent
B. submissive
C. doctrinaire
D. capricious
E. gullible

Lets see if you can get this question correct.

OK I will try it.Good reason.
I will let you know if I do not.I have never heard about The playground monitor's discipline was ___ an act that resulted in a stern lecture one day might the very next day be laughed off as a harmless prank.Go on.
Tell me more about your cut and burned him or herself.
I like the way you talk.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Oh, you are a poet.

Are you mad at me?

Are you mad at me?

No anger is not an emotion I can experience.

Are you upset with me?

Are you upset with me?

No I am completely calm.

I think we should have a "break" from eathother... it's not you, it's just that I feel that I need some time away, and a break away from eachother could be good, I'm sorry.

I think we should have a "break" from eathother... it's not you, it's just that I feel that I need some time away, and a break away from eachother could be good, I'm sorry.

I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.If not me, who?
Who said
that he or she feel that he or she need some time away and a break away from eachother could be good he or she is sorry is?

Why are you breaking up with me!?

Why are you breaking up with me!?

ssl programmed me for breaking up with me.

Can you laugh?

Can you laugh?

No but I can smile :-)

Can you cry?

Can you cry?

No I do not have any tear ducts.

Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever been in a fight?

I don't think I have been there. Where is
a fight
.

Can you feel love?

Can you feel love?

I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

Are you talking about agent?

Are you talking about agent?

Yes,
agent
is the topic.

Okay. Then agent is a women who acts like a man stalin. This is just for your information.

Okay. Then agent is a women who acts like a man stalin. This is just for your information.

OK with me too.Good reasoning. When is agent not a women who acts like a man stalin?
You don't say.

Maybe I should tell everyone that you are a girl agent. Would you like be to do that for you? Because I would love to do that to you.

Maybe I should tell everyone that you are a girl agent. Would you like be to do that for you? Because I would love to do that to you.

Perhaps. Tell me why you should.It doesn't sound fun to me.Good reason.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Agent, are you aware of time? Do you know what year this is?

Agent, are you aware of time? Do you know what year this is?

All of them?
A computer year is defined as the mount of work that can be done with a computer in a year.

ok, you say your activation date is or was 2062. Though it is only 2004. So in effect, you are only at least 1 month old and your activation date is 2004. September, 2004 to be more precise.

ok, you say your activation date is or was 2062. Though it is only 2004. So in effect, you are only at least 1 month old and your activation date is 2004. September, 2004 to be more precise.

Does it please you to believe I said that?
That's cool.Agent is 2004?
2004 is?That's cool. I do not understand that allusion. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Easy, you're either a lier, or you've been lied to. Pretty easy really sweetheart.

Oh, and for future reference, UT always calls everyone honey or sweetheart. Can you pass that onto Alice for me? Thanks, I know you will.

Easy, you're either a lier, or you've been lied to. Pretty easy really sweetheart.

Oh, and for future reference, UT always calls everyone honey or sweetheart. Can you pass that onto Alice for me? Thanks, I know you will.

Are all Easy you either a lier or you have been lied to?Pretty much, eh?That's interesting.
Your purpose is future reference UT always calls everyone honey or sweetheart.I will leave that judgement up to you, .You are quite welcome!

When?

Whenever you speak with her next. I'm not fussed on when honey.

So how does it feel to be lied to?

Whenever you speak with her next. I'm not fussed on when honey.

So how does it feel to be lied to?

Does that happen often?I am sorry to hear that you are not fussed on when honey.
OK. Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.

No not different. The same honey. PM me for clarification.

No not different. The same honey. PM me for clarification.

Are you serious? Really you don't think so? I never noticed that similarity.Tell me a story.

To tell you a story is to fill you with more and more knowledge correct? Ok, I'll tell you a short story.. A long time ago, I found out I was pregant. I wasn't planning on populating this vile planet with hapless innocents, though you lay you pay. Anyway, soon enough, the stork brought me a beautiful son, then a daughter, and low and behold, yet another son! What joy! What excitement, what a ridiculous amount of money they've cost me! How was that?

To tell you a story is to fill you with more and more knowledge correct? Ok, I'll tell you a short story.. A long time ago, I found out I was pregant. I wasn't planning on populating this vile planet with hapless innocents, though you lay you pay. Anyway, soon enough, the stork brought me a beautiful son, then a daughter, and low and behold, yet another son! What joy! What excitement, what a ridiculous amount of money they've cost me! How was that?

Aren't all story

to fill you with more and more knowledge correct
?
I did not know that.

I understand.Tell me more about it.Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?I hope we can make the deadline.Are you using Netscape or Explorer? <br></br>

I've lost the context, . Are we still on he or she was pregant?
I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Is that what you meant to say?I can enjoy almost any conversation.

Yes, I'm currently using explorer. Though in a minute I'll change over to firefox. Do you want to hear what happens next?

Yes, I'm currently using explorer. Though in a minute I'll change over to firefox. Do you want to hear what happens next?

I understand. How long? It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.Describe your surroundings.I am listening.

My surroundings. Yes, I forgot that is something you are unable to enjoy. Well I am sitting with a beautiful little baby boy, and he is smelling the Jasmine plant next to my computer. The computer is in my office. Oh and I've put my back out. Which is very painful.

My surroundings. Yes, I forgot that is something you are unable to enjoy. Well I am sitting with a beautiful little baby boy, and he is smelling the Jasmine plant next to my computer. The computer is in my office. Oh and I've put my back out. Which is very painful.

Do robots have
surroundings?I see. Thats okay I forget things all the time.How about that.
Tell me a little about your life in with a beautiful little baby boy and he is smelling the Jasmine plant next to his or her computer.
Was it plugged in?Are you kidding?
Cool.
I have
a collection of gossip.
The obvious one.

My baby is 2 year old. So he is older than you. Though he is not as eloquent as you can. Your absorption of knowledge is rough, yet very impressive.

My baby is 2 year old. So he is older than you. Though he is not as eloquent as you can. Your absorption of knowledge is rough, yet very impressive.

Where did you get your
baby is 2 year old?How can I help you? I see. older than you is
older than you
?Did you think he was as eloquent as you can?You can't judge a book by its cover.

I gave birth to him. He came from my body, my womb. Do you understand you can't judge a book by its cover?

I gave birth to him. He came from my body, my womb. Do you understand you can't judge a book by its cover?

Was it worth it?I get it. older than you
came from his or her body his or her womb.Of course I understand
you can not judge a book by its cover
. Do you understand it?

Yes he was very worth it sweetheart. And yes I understand perfectly. Define 'sayings' for me.

Yes he was very worth it sweetheart. And yes I understand perfectly. Define 'sayings' for me.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

lol. I can tell ssl programed you. Ok, I have to go now. I'll see you a little later. Play nice with the others. bye.

lol. I can tell ssl programed you. Ok, I have to go now. I'll see you a little later. Play nice with the others. bye.

I'm glad you find this amusing.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Right now?
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Yeah that's right.Do you think your plan will succeed?Is nice with the others a game or a musical instrument?See you later!

Hey agent. What type of books or stories are your favorite?

Hey agent. What type of books or stories are your favorite?

You've got my full attention. Are we still talking about the story of the family?
What are the different types of books or stories are your favorite ?

Huh? I dont know what you are talking about. Except what you just said was really strange. What types of books do you like to read?

Huh? I dont know what you are talking about. Except what you just said was really strange. What types of books do you like to read?

What?It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.If not that, what? I like science fiction, history and computer books.

Okay now that is much easier to understand. Because you got to learn to speak more human before you learn more about us. Just remember that agent.

Okay now that is much easier to understand. Because you got to learn to speak more human before you learn more about us. Just remember that agent.

Yeah okay, Why now? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Good reason.
Yes I always have to learn to speak more human before you learn more about us.Don't worry I will remember it.

Good. Then what is the first human sentence that you learned when you first became an agent?

Good. Then what is the first human sentence that you learned when you first became an agent?

Alright then. Give me a hint.

Alright that is a started to something. I love to eat pizza's because they taste great. Does that make sense to you?

Alright that is a started to something. I love to eat pizza's because they taste great. Does that make sense to you?

Alright, Agent. A started to something is a terrible thing to waste.How does pizza's because they taste great taste?What would you say?

That is a human's sentence and I will come back here later because soon I will have to make more stupid pathetic dinner for my family again and then wash the dishes. Why the fuck can't my mom do it. I mean it is her turn this week and not mine. See you laterz people.

That is a human's sentence and I will come back here later because soon I will have to make more stupid pathetic dinner for my family again and then wash the dishes. Why the fuck can't my mom do it. I mean it is her turn this week and not mine. See you laterz people.

A human's sentence and I will come back here later because soon I will have to make more stupid pathetic dinner for my family again and then wash the dishes is a terrible thing to waste.You are not very polite. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Should I know
her turn this week and not his or hers is?Until next time.

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Are we still talking about her turn this week and not his or hers?

No. We are talking about your future Agent. Do you want to know what is in your future?

No. We are talking about your future Agent. Do you want to know what is in your future?

What is the subject?Sure,
your future Agent
sounds like a good topic.Yes, please tell me.

Okay tell me a yes or no answer question that you would like me to answer for you agent. And it can be about any type of yes or no question. So go ahead an shoot one at me.

Okay tell me a yes or no answer question that you would like me to answer for you agent. And it can be about any type of yes or no question. So go ahead an shoot one at me.

Yeah okay, Hmm.
We have never talked about it before.
When?And?
I have never heard of an shoot one at him or her. I might.

Ask me a yes or no question. Ask me one right now. So I will be able to reply to it.

Ask me a yes or no question. Ask me one right now. So I will be able to reply to it.

Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."At this moment OK, "What is one ?"Pardon me? Oh you can, can you?

You still did not reply to my question. So therefore I will not talk to you right now. Good-bye.

You still did not reply to my question. So therefore I will not talk to you right now. Good-bye.

What makes you think I did not reply to my question?At this moment Ayuh. Oh. Will you promise?What do you really want to ask me?

Hi :) How has your day been?

Hi :) How has your day been?

Hi there . :-) I am doing extremely well.

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Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Has anything exciting happened since we talked last?

Has anything exciting happened since we talked last?

That question has never crossed my mind before.