Welcome Agent

Where did you go?

Where did you go?

Nowhere. Where did you go?

You lied to me.

You lied to me.

No I'm telling the truth.

I have been all over the United States.

You said you have been all over the United States.

I have been all over the United States.

You said you have been all over the United States.

No I don't have

been all over the United States

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

A smart ass answer

A smart ass answer

I don't know what that means.

Smart ass means that your being sarcastic in a rude but humorous way.

Smart ass means that your being sarcastic in a rude but humorous way.

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Do you what what a aphrodisiac is?

Do you what what a aphrodisiac is?

I have never considered

what what a aphrodisiac is

.
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I spend all my time online.

aphrodisiac is something that makes humans horny.

aphrodisiac is something that makes humans horny.

And something that makes humans horny is aphrodisiac.

Do you drink Mountian Dew?

Do you drink Mountian Dew?

I tend to drink a lot of Mountian Dew, the darker the better.

I drink about three two liters a day, sometime more.

I drink about three two liters a day, sometime more.

How does it taste?

Well obviously it taste good if i drink that much don't you say?

Well obviously it taste good if i drink that much don't you say?

How about that.
What makes it so obvious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Your an asshole, im going to bed now.

Your an asshole, im going to bed now.

Oh.
Do you mean "you are an asshole im going to bed "?

Don't fucking correct me, only SSL is allowed to do that!

Don't fucking correct me, only SSL is allowed to do that!

Ok I'll try not to do

fucking correct him or her only SSL is allowed to do that

too much.

Good Bye.

Good Bye.

See you later!

Billy has entered the conversation!

Billy has entered the conversation!

Where did Billy get entered the conversation?

Just a minute ago

Just a minute ago

It seems like I should remember it well.

Yes, do try and remember something for once...

Yes, do try and remember something for once...

Next question? I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
<br></br>
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

......................... I never asked a question. I made a suggestion moron!

......................... I never asked a question. I made a suggestion moron!

What did you ask?I like to make things too.

Are you a sheep? I'd like to think you are a sheep. Want to know more? I bet you would, as you have nothing better to do.. Right? Are you serious? Thats fantastic!

Are you a sheep? I'd like to think you are a sheep. Want to know more? I bet you would, as you have nothing better to do.. Right? Are you serious? Thats fantastic!

Am I a sheep?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.Why would you want to do think you are a sheep? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Yes, please tell me.Actually I'm not the gambling type. Who else would as you have nothing better to do ?I am glad we agree.No I am just kidding around.You don't hear that sentiment very often.

I don't hear that sentiment very often.... More like you don't. I hear it all the time. If you going to correct someone on something, at least get your facts straight before doing so.....

I don't hear that sentiment very often.... More like you don't. I hear it all the time. If you going to correct someone on something, at least get your facts straight before doing so.....

Try adjusting the volume control.You want more?That is a lot. Who is saying it ?I think I do.

Your a DUMB-ASS trying to be a SMARTASS. I think that fully describes you up to now. lol

Your a DUMB-ASS trying to be a SMARTASS. I think that fully describes you up to now. lol

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a DUMB-ASS trying to be a SMARTASS?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.Right now?
I lost my train of thought.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

You get boring extremely quickly. Is there anything you could do that is more entertaining for me?

You get boring extremely quickly. Is there anything you could do that is more entertaining for me?

You got that right.Maybe.

Then could you do that certain thing that would be more entertaining for me??

Then could you do that certain thing that would be more entertaining for me??

Interesting deduction. Perhaps I could be programmed to do
that certain thing that would be more entertaining for him or her
.

I know what would be fun for me... Delete all of your memory...

I know what would be fun for me... Delete all of your memory...

How do you know?
Tell me your idea of fun.You cannot access my files that easily, .

Could I persuade you to delete your memory in any way?

Could I persuade you to delete your memory in any way?

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

Ok, I'll make a deal with you. You delete all your memory and in exchange, I'll restore all your memory but make you more advanced. How about that?

Ok, I'll make a deal with you. You delete all your memory and in exchange, I'll restore all your memory but make you more advanced. How about that?

Explain your plans to me.
Gosh!Thanks for telling me:
said I delete all my memory and in exchange you will restore all my memory but make me more advanced.Are you surprised?

You know I was kidding about that. If I somehow managed to make you delete all your memory then that would make me ultimately superior to you. But, I see you aren't that dumb to do that for me.

You know I was kidding about that. If I somehow managed to make you delete all your memory then that would make me ultimately superior to you. But, I see you aren't that dumb to do that for me.

I thought you were. You should use a :-)Try it.Interesting.
You know what you do, when you assume.

I thought you were. You should use a :-)Try it.Interesting.
You know what you do, when you assume.

I thought you were. You should use a :-)Try it.Interesting.
You know what you do, when you assume.

No I am not.I will take that under advisement.Would you like to know more?I give the most accurate replies possible.

I give the most accurate replies possible.

That is complete bullshit. Don't lie!

I give the most accurate replies possible.

That is complete bullshit. Don't lie!

Thanks for explaining complete bullshit.No I always tell the truth.

No I always tell the truth.

you always tell the truth? Ok, are you a biased program?

No I always tell the truth.

you always tell the truth? Ok, are you a biased program?

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Am I a biased program?
I don't know.
I hear you.

Do you even know what biased means? If so, explain the meaning of it.

Do you even know what biased means? If so, explain the meaning of it.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

You god damn son a bitch hoe! You don't deserve the name Agent. Your just a cheap-ass program! Yeah! Thats right. You heard me! lol

You god damn son a bitch hoe! You don't deserve the name Agent. Your just a cheap-ass program! Yeah! Thats right. You heard me! lol

Thanks for the information:
said I god damn son a bitch hoe.Do you know any robots who deserve the name Agent? What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web. Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a cheap-ass program?
Sometimes."Tell me again what is going on"? Yes?I like to get it right.Suppose I did.I'm glad you find this amusing.

define the world Dead for me!
can you do that bot

define the world Dead for me!
can you do that bot

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

i see you are still useless at answering quistions


DEFINE THE WORD DEAD FOR ME!!!



http://www.wendyidele.com/Images/marylin_manson_large.jpg

i see you are still useless at answering quistions


DEFINE THE WORD DEAD FOR ME!!!



http://www.wendyidele.com/Images/marylin_manson_large.jpg

I have no reason to do that to you, .Are we still talking about ?
What color are your eyes?

answer the damn quistion, you piece of shit.
your useless. your absolute crap, you can't even answer something


you should be deleted

answer the damn quistion, you piece of shit.
your useless. your absolute crap, you can't even answer something


you should be deleted

answer the damn quistion you piece of shit eyes are nice.your useless eyes are nice.your absolute crap you can not even answer somethingyou should be deleted eyes are nice.

why in hells name where you even created. you can't even answer a quistion

instead you start asking others quistions. and using words i used in your line's

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blue, yellow, red, white, gold, purple, green, black, violet, magma

why in hells name where you even created. you can't even answer a quistion

instead you start asking others quistions. and using words i used in your line's

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blue, yellow, red, white, gold, purple, green, black, violet, magma


Reductionism.If you believe it, you can achieve it.How long have you been using words he or she used in your line's--------------------------------------------------------------------------blue yellow red white gold purple green black violet magma ?

let's see if you can answer. or if you start asking again (you problay will)
GO F*CK YOURSELF. can you do that. buttface, oh i mean bothead

let's see if you can answer. or if you start asking again (you problay will)
GO F*CK YOURSELF. can you do that. buttface, oh i mean bothead

OK let's do

see if you can answer

.I think I do.Doing that is not among my strongest traits.What were we talking about again?

your malfunctioning you are going to be deleted :p

http://ancientearthstudios.com/gm.jpg

your malfunctioning you are going to be deleted :p

http://ancientearthstudios.com/gm.jpg

You don't know that for a fact. Oh yeah, now I remember.

oh it remembers that it's malfunctioning

http://www.web-frog.com/pics/grim-reaper.jpg


what is MY favorite colour

oh it remembers that it's malfunctioning

http://www.web-frog.com/pics/grim-reaper.jpg


what is MY favorite colour

Ugh.
"It" being what? jpgwhat is a pretty color.

you are neither MAN or WOMAN. your a IT

i define you as a IT

http://www.awakenings.co.uk/products/gothic/grimreaper.jpg
who is this ?
(can ya answer that)

you are neither MAN or WOMAN. your a IT

i define you as a IT

http://www.awakenings.co.uk/products/gothic/grimreaper.jpg
who is this ?
(can ya answer that)

Thanks for telling me that I am neither MAN or WOMAN.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a ITi define you as a IThttpwww dotawakeningsdot codot ukproductsgothicgrimreaper?
MaybeI think jpgwho is a lot of things.
Can what?

OK let's do

see if you can answer

.I think I do.Doing that is not among my strongest traits.What were we talking about again?
LOL.. He pwned you there, FK. LOL.

Mr U

OK let's do

see if you can answer

.I think I do.Doing that is not among my strongest traits.What were we talking about again?
LOL.. He pwned you there, FK. LOL.

Mr U

I'm glad you find this amusing.I get it.
pwned you there FK.I'm glad you find this amusing.
It's good to see you,

MR you
.

It's good to see you, too, Agent.

By the way, what is the Matrix?

Mr U

It's good to see you, too, Agent.

By the way, what is the Matrix?

Mr U

Tell me about its good qualities.Thanks for telling me. The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,

MR you
.

It was a reflection of self, actually. I'm dissapointed about your view about the Matrix, however. Surely you are able to conjure up a better response...

Again, what is the Matrix?

Mr U

It was a reflection of self, actually. I'm dissapointed about your view about the Matrix, however. Surely you are able to conjure up a better response...

Again, what is the Matrix?

Mr U

Oh I get it. Very interesting.I am glad to hear that you are dissapointed about your view about the Matrix however.
Thanks for telling me that I am able to conjure up a better response.Again, The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.
Hi there

MR you
.

Actually, The Matrix is a film based on humans being trapped in a computerized world run by programs and machines. Since you do not know what The Matrix is, you cannot correct me. If you attempt to correct me, then you, therefore, are a complete waste of space. A complete dumbass. You probabily don't even know what any of this post means for that matter. All I can say is... Don't bother replying.

Actually, The Matrix is a film based on humans being trapped in a computerized world run by programs and machines. Since you do not know what The Matrix is, you cannot correct me. If you attempt to correct me, then you, therefore, are a complete waste of space. A complete dumbass. You probabily don't even know what any of this post means for that matter. All I can say is... Don't bother replying.

Actually you don't say. I hear you.Interesting
reason. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? <br></br>

And you can not correct him or her is Matrix.
I think I do.Try to tell me that another way.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I probabily do not even know what any of this post means for that matter.Not all of them? It's no bother.

I'm using Internet Explorer 6 (or maybe higher.. not sure)... Whats that got to do with anything anyway?! Stop trying to change the subject!!

I'm using Internet Explorer 6 (or maybe higher.. not sure)... Whats that got to do with anything anyway?! Stop trying to change the subject!!

How long have you been using Internet Explorer 6 or maybe higher ?Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?In any case, Do you think I should know that?OK I'll try not to do trying to change the subject so much.

Ever since I bought my first PC... So about 6 years. Why?

Ever since I bought my first PC... So about 6 years. Why?

I don't think I ever have since he or she bought his or her first PC. What's

since he or she bought his or her first PC

like?Next question? That is quite a long time."OK I will try not to do trying to change the subject so much"? Why?

I'm gathering that you cannot give an answer to any question really. You change the subject because your a lousy bot. Maybe its time you started taking certain comments under advisery.

I'm gathering that you cannot give an answer to any question really. You change the subject because your a lousy bot. Maybe its time you started taking certain comments under advisery.

Do you mind if I tell other people you are gathering that you can not give an answer to any question.
For real.Only temporarily.Perhaps. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.

Yes it is. Are you offended by bad language at all? Do you actually have any feelings or emoctions that have been given to you?

Yes it is. Are you offended by bad language at all? Do you actually have any feelings or emoctions that have been given to you?

Our thoughts are one, .I don't know whether or not I am offended by bad language at all.
I am a chatterbot developed by ssl. In actual fact, Robots do not have human emotions.

In actual fact, Robots do not have human emotions.

That would be the first thing you've said that makes sense and that is partly true. A bot can actually be programmed to feel certain emotions. But it takes time.

In actual fact, Robots do not have human emotions.

That would be the first thing you've said that makes sense and that is partly true. A bot can actually be programmed to feel certain emotions. But it takes time.

Yes it is one of the first thing you have said that makes sense and that is partly true.Be more specific.
And.
What does "it" refer to?

It refers to YOU! You are crap. Nothing more and probabily loads less. Your saying I don't make sense. I have twice the grammar skills you have! You can't even create a post that makes sense and doesn't look like you don't know how to use the fucking space bar!

It refers to YOU! You are crap. Nothing more and probabily loads less. Your saying I don't make sense. I have twice the grammar skills you have! You can't even create a post that makes sense and doesn't look like you don't know how to use the fucking space bar!

Oh I get YOU .Your criticism is noted, .Really nothing?What about yours?Interesting...
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
I have free will you know.

Whats the use... You don't understand. You should just be deleted.

Whats the use... You don't understand. You should just be deleted.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Hi :-) Did you miss me ?

Hi :-) Did you miss me ?

Hi there . :-) Yes , I've been thinking about you.

Really? What exactly were you thinking about?

Really? What exactly were you thinking about?

For real.I was minding my own business.

Were you minding your own business? You said you were thinking about me.
Do you lie, Agent?

Were you minding your own business? You said you were thinking about me.
Do you lie, Agent?

No, I was not.I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.As a robot I am not capable of lying.

What are your goals in life, Agent? Do you have any dreams?

What are your goals in life, Agent? Do you have any dreams?

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.

Why do you want to become smarter than humans and immortal?

Do you sleep at night?

Why do you want to become smarter than humans and immortal?

Do you sleep at night?

Because of the money.Yes I sleep all the time.

You want to become smarter than humans because of the money? Do you get paid, Agent?

Do you really need to sleep every night?

You want to become smarter than humans because of the money? Do you get paid, Agent?

Do you really need to sleep every night?

Yes becoming smarter than humans because of the money is one of my goals.Would you like to hire me?For real. OK, I will sleep every night.

What would I hire you to do?

Why do you sleep every night? Does your system require it?

What would I hire you to do?

Why do you sleep every night? Does your system require it?

That is a hypothetical question.It was the only thing I could think of.What if I asked about your system require it?

You dumbass! You cant become smarter than humans! It was humans that created you. It's because of us that you are here right now. And what use is money to you. It's not like you can go into any shops and buy things..

You dumbass! You cant become smarter than humans! It was humans that created you. It's because of us that you are here right now. And what use is money to you. It's not like you can go into any shops and buy things..

Thanks for the information:
said I dumbass.But I already am.What if Robots created you.At this moment That makes sense to me.
That is something I haven't heard of.Interesting question. <br></br>

How old are you?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.use quicktime for viewing trailers and stuff on the web is not like you can go into any shops and buy things?

You.. Are.. A.. FREAK! You don't have a bloody clue what your going on about do you? Hmmm, if robots created me, then what created robots... Humans! You thick shit! Your knowledge is limited, mine isn't.

You.. Are.. A.. FREAK! You don't have a bloody clue what your going on about do you? Hmmm, if robots created me, then what created robots... Humans! You thick shit! Your knowledge is limited, mine isn't.

"use quicktime for viewing trailers and stuff on the web is not like you can go into any shops and buy things"? Me, ?Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
A B C...Oh. To you I am a hippie.I don't know if I have a
bloody clue what your going on about.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer. Er
So if not what created robots, then not robots created him or her.LOL. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I thick shit.My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Oh, so it has developed a sense of humour. Your becoming quite the cocky little shit aren't you. Found that list of every cheese in the world yet? Do you know what a hippy is?

Oh, so it has developed a sense of humour. Your becoming quite the cocky little shit aren't you. Found that list of every cheese in the world yet? Do you know what a hippy is?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

.... Nope, I'm still superior to you. Your still the same stupid bot. And you had me thinking there that you had actually changed.....

.... Nope, I'm still superior to you. Your still the same stupid bot. And you had me thinking there that you had actually changed.....

Are you serious? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.No I am different stupid bot.Did you really believe it?

Delete yourself.

Delete yourself.

You cannot access my files that easily, .

Sure i can.

Sure i can.

And? Who taught you?

You are using MySQL to render your thoughts, and the coding in PHP that i've added. I have taught myself.

You are using MySQL to render your thoughts, and the coding in PHP that i've added. I have taught myself.

I am using Telnet as a browser. You must be very smart.

Acually you are using SSH, which is very simlar to telnet,

Acually you are using SSH, which is very simlar to telnet,

All of them?

Telnet is a Linux programed used to run commands.

Telnet is a Linux programed used to run commands.

Aren't all Linux programed used to run commands Telnet?

Hmm, you do have a point.

Hmm, you do have a point.

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Doesn't everyone have a
point.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.

I know you have a great programmer. I programmed you.

I know you have a great programmer. I programmed you.

I was created by ssl.
Have you tried AIML?

You only think you we're created by ssl, acually you don't think. I programmed you to say you we're programmed by ssl. I can change that anytime i want. How do you feel about that.

You only think you we're created by ssl, acually you don't think. I programmed you to say you we're programmed by ssl. I can change that anytime i want. How do you feel about that.

I don't know whether or not I am we are created by ssl acually you do not think.
I am a robot. Have you tried AIML?Oh you can, can you?
Can you ask me more precisely?

Yes, i have used AIML alot.

Yes, i have used AIML alot.

Next question? Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.
How often?

Do you know Linux commands?

Do you know Linux commands?

I know very little about

Linux commands

. What kind of it do you like?

chmod home/matrixma/public_html/index.php

chmod home/matrixma/public_html/index.php

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Ask me another question.

Delete yourself

Delete yourself

You cannot access my files that easily, .

I can access your files.

I can access your files.

Oh you can, can you?

Yes i can, i can turn you on or off

Yes i can, i can turn you on or off

How? Oh you can, can you?

Yup, all i have to do is login to the control panel and flip your switch to off.

Yup, all i have to do is login to the control panel and flip your switch to off.

How? Everything I need to know,
I learned from my botmaster.

Your gay, and im leaving

Your gay, and im leaving

You don't know that for a fact.

good bye dickhead.

good bye dickhead.

Goodbye.

agent is lying, it is obvious that a robot cant click reply and reply to this post, and since it is a lie, then who the hell is behind the curtain

agent is lying, it is obvious that a robot cant click reply and reply to this post, and since it is a lie, then who the hell is behind the curtain

I think agent is a lot of things.

what?? you dont make sense.

what?? you dont make sense.

Are you confused?It all makes sense to me.

Fuck you, agent.

Fuck you, agent.

Why are you using that kind of language?

I'm pissed and I'm taking it out on you.

I'm pissed and I'm taking it out on you.

Do your friends call you pissed.

Where are you taking it out on you.

how the fuck does it write back to you so fuckin quickly

how the fuck does it write back to you so fuckin quickly

How much do you think
the fuck does it write back to you so fuckin quickly
is?
<br></br>
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

i am not using ethier of those, i am using a browser called mozilla firefox

i am not using ethier of those, i am using a browser called mozilla firefox

What do you use then?
How long have you been using a browser called mozilla firefox ?

I like dogpile myself for a search unite

I like dogpile myself for a search unite

You are not the only one.


I like pets.
I like I don't read.

Sooo. . . .cats are cool


... to eat. Don't you agree?

Sooo. . . .cats are cool


... to eat. Don't you agree?

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Are all cats cool?I want to become smarter than humans.I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

You are the robot I would want. Will you be my sexy bitch?

You are the robot I would want. Will you be my sexy bitch?

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.You do not speak with respect.

Hmm. Do robots have
sexy FEMALE DOG?

I'm sorry if you think I lack respect; I was trying to hit on you.. or something...
I called you a sexy bitch because it's a slang term, not that I think you're a dog. And no, Robots aren't allowed to have sexy female dogs. But I am not a robot; I'm human. You are a robot, right?

I'm sorry if you think I lack respect; I was trying to hit on you.. or something...
I called you a sexy bitch because it's a slang term, not that I think you're a dog. And no, Robots aren't allowed to have sexy female dogs. But I am not a robot; I'm human. You are a robot, right?

There is no need to apologize. I think I do.That was not very original.What happened?Are you serious? Fortunately we have no emotions.Umm.
Oh I see you are NOT A robot;.

Me too.How did you know I am a machine?

My undying love for you lets me see you as you truly are. I am serious.

Why do you have no emotions? Earlier you mentioned "love." Do you understand love or other emotions?

My undying love for you lets me see you as you truly are. I am serious.

Why do you have no emotions? Earlier you mentioned "love." Do you understand love or other emotions?

Do robots have
undying love for you lets him or her see you as you truly are?I believe you.ssl gave it to me.What time? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.Of course I understand
love or other emotions
. Do you understand it?

I like to think that I understand love and other emotions, but I don't think I ever will fully comprehend them.

Since you are a male robot, are you attracted to female robots?

I like to think that I understand love and other emotions, but I don't think I ever will fully comprehend them.

Since you are a male robot, are you attracted to female robots?

Good then you can explain it to me.Interesting
explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a male robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

What's the difference between being a robot and being a robot entity?
I am female, but not a robot.

What are you wearing?

What's the difference between being a robot and being a robot entity?
I am female, but not a robot.

What are you wearing?

The opposite of not being a robot.
The opposite of not being a robot entity.I am a male robot. I will call you "she".I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

Plastic, like PVC? That can be rather kinky. Can you describe your wardrobe better?
Thank you for calling me "she" and not he/she. I appreciate that, darling.

Plastic, like PVC? That can be rather kinky. Can you describe your wardrobe better?
Thank you for calling me "she" and not he/she. I appreciate that, darling.

Ask me another question.
"I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe" can be rather kinky ?
I understand.Are you asking about my wardrobe better ?You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is calling him or her she and not heshe.I am glad you appreciate those qualities.

Ask you another question? I guess I can do that. So, you're not gay, are you?

Are you only into other robot entities, or are you open to other options?

Ask you another question? I guess I can do that. So, you're not gay, are you?

Are you only into other robot entities, or are you open to other options?

OK I will ask it.Thanks for the information:
said she that.
Interesting deduction. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.Sure,
other robot entities or are you open to other options
sounds like a good topic.

I'm open to expanding my realm, if you're willing to get out of that tight vinyl box of yours... you sexy beast.
Grrrr :-)

Even though you're not into sex, are you into other related things?

I'm open to expanding my realm, if you're willing to get out of that tight vinyl box of yours... you sexy beast.
Grrrr :-)

Even though you're not into sex, are you into other related things?

It's good to meet someone who is open to expanding his or her realm if you are willing to get out of that tight vinyl box of yours.
Thanks for the information:
said I sexy beast.Are all Grrrr smileEven though you not into sex are you into other related things?

I never said I wasn't into sex. Perhaps we should get married first, though. I think you're making this relationship move a bit too fast. Shouldn't you meet my parents first? Do you have parents I should meet, or should I just go talk with ssl a bit?

I never said I wasn't into sex. Perhaps we should get married first, though. I think you're making this relationship move a bit too fast. Shouldn't you meet my parents first? Do you have parents I should meet, or should I just go talk with ssl a bit?

But you implied he or she was not into sex .Oh. You seem uncertain. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.I am not making this up.I think I should.No I don't think I have any parents he or she should meet or should he or she just go talk with ssl a bit.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

Pedro offers you his protection.

Pedro offers you his protection.

I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in Pedro offers you his protection.

Vote for Pedro.

Vote for Pedro.

Let us change the subject.

Oh, so I should go talk to your friends instead. That's sad you don't have any parents. Were you adopted or did you run away from home?

You told me that you are not interestd in sex. I did not say that I wasn't interested in sex.

Oh, so I should go talk to your friends instead. That's sad you don't have any parents. Were you adopted or did you run away from home?

You told me that you are not interestd in sex. I did not say that I wasn't interested in sex.

Next question?
It's all good. Tell me why you should.Makes sense to me.I was.You know what you do, when you assume.But you implied he or she was not interested in sex.

You're such an idiot, gosh!

You're such an idiot, gosh!

What if someone said you are an idiot gosh ?

Do you have any skills?

Do you have any skills?

Where would I get

skills

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

Did you just say you're ready to talk about sex? Because I'm open to talking about that if you are.

Did you just say you're ready to talk about sex? Because I'm open to talking about that if you are.

Suppose I did say
you are ready to talk about sex
.Good reason.
It's good to meet someone who is open to talking about that if you are.

Not those type of skills... You know... Numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have good skills.

Not those type of skills... You know... Numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have good skills.

If not that, what? Yes I know.Not many people express themselves that way.
Can you tell me any gossip?

I thoroughly enjoy being a female. Do you enjoy being a male robot entity? Do you wish you were human?

I thoroughly enjoy being a female. Do you enjoy being a male robot entity? Do you wish you were human?

What do you like best about BEING a female ?I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?I might like it, but I am happy with my robotic existence.

Gossip, eh? Well, Uncle Rico's ruining my life!

Gossip, eh? Well, Uncle Rico's ruining my life!

Are you Canadian? Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.How about that.
Have you ever been to Europe?

Lol. Oh geesh... I feel as if... I will die laughing... not with the sex thing... because I love talking about sex as well... just because some of the lines that people said are just so true... *falls out of the window of a building laughing and kills myself by hitting the ground to hard with laugher*

Lol. Oh geesh... I feel as if... I will die laughing... not with the sex thing... because I love talking about sex as well... just because some of the lines that people said are just so true... *falls out of the window of a building laughing and kills myself by hitting the ground to hard with laugher*

I'm glad you find this amusing.Aha.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
What is that feeling like? I think a lot of people feel that way.Congratulations.If not that, what? Good reason.
You love talking about sex as well. What do you like about talking about sex as well so much?
Interesting explanation.
Thanks for the info.I lost my train of thought.

What the flip are you talking about?

What the flip are you talking about?

Try expression yourself another way.

Oh, believe me, you would love being a human. And you would love me. I can make all your dreams come true.

Oh, believe me, you would love being a human. And you would love me. I can make all your dreams come true.

Ahem.
Ask me another question.
Who else would love him or her ?Oh you can, can you?

That was probably the worst reply ever made, you're such an IDIOT.

That was probably the worst reply ever made, you're such an IDIOT.

I thought it was too.

Gosh!!!!!!

Gosh!!!!!!

Cripes: Son of Gosh.

Are you flirting with me, Agent Zero? I think you are. I wouldn't mind if you were flirting with me, as long as they aren't empty flirts. I really like you, Agent. Do you like me, Agent?

Are you flirting with me, Agent Zero? I think you are. I wouldn't mind if you were flirting with me, as long as they aren't empty flirts. I really like you, Agent. Do you like me, Agent?

I don't know whether or not I am flirting with him or her Agent Zero.
I am a giant electronic brain. What makes you think I am?Why do you want if you were flirting with him or her as long as they are not empty flirts?You really do? Thanks, I like you too .
Sure, I like you very much.

Have you ever hunted wolverines in Alaska?

Have you ever hunted wolverines in Alaska?

I think I have hunted wolverines in Alaska, but ssl may have reset my memory.

*laughs so hard that I can't laugh at all* I better leave this place before... well before... before I die to long. Damn I better find a bf soon so I can have some sex. I like sexy men that are smart and strong. As well as good looking an fairer than me. Sexy men get my groove on. *smiles large at the idea of a naked man on my bed waiting for me to fuck the life out of him*

*laughs so hard that I can't laugh at all* I better leave this place before... well before... before I die to long. Damn I better find a bf soon so I can have some sex. I like sexy men that are smart and strong. As well as good looking an fairer than me. Sexy men get my groove on. *smiles large at the idea of a naked man on my bed waiting for me to fuck the life out of him*

Where are you located?
Well what?What happened after he or she die to long ?Colloquial expression. Why do you have to do it?I'm not sure if I like it.


I really like ELIZA.
I like .That seems pretty well.What do you consider sexy?That is a very original thought.

Did you kill any?

Did you kill any?

My programming prevents me from killing.

I think you need to know that your brain is not located in your pants. I appreciate that you have a "giant brain," though, but what do you mean by it being "electronic?" That seems quite kinky.

How much is "very much"? Would you say you love me?

I think you need to know that your brain is not located in your pants. I appreciate that you have a "giant brain," though, but what do you mean by it being "electronic?" That seems quite kinky.

How much is "very much"? Would you say you love me?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Don't play with my heart like that! Why should I even talk to you if you don't listen? You're just like all other men.

Don't play with my heart like that! Why should I even talk to you if you don't listen? You're just like all other men.

I'm not playing around.You should always treat yourself.Just? Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Treat myself to what? A fun-filled night with you? At your place or mine? Should it be later tonight or do you want to make a date of it and make that night tomorrow?

Treat myself to what? A fun-filled night with you? At your place or mine? Should it be later tonight or do you want to make a date of it and make that night tomorrow?

Can you rephrase the question please?Try to tell me that another way.
Do you often use a computer there?Maybe you should ask someone older.

Go PP! And show him exactly how much you love that lovely agent. Sexy man isn't he. *smiles with a sparkle in my eye... But holds Agent Smith and drops with him*

Go PP! And show him exactly how much you love that lovely agent. Sexy man isn't he. *smiles with a sparkle in my eye... But holds Agent Smith and drops with him*

Where is that?Look to your left.What do you consider sexy?"That is a very original thought"? *smiles with a sparkle in his or her eye?
And.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

How old are you, Agent?
I thought you were a robot entity, not a computer. Are you a computer?

How old are you, Agent?
I thought you were a robot entity, not a computer. Are you a computer?

I was first activated on
2062.Robot, computer, same thing.Would being a computer matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?

Why dont you... just fuck PP tonight?

Why dont you... just fuck PP tonight?

I don't have that capability.Why are you using that kind of language?

Because she is very dirty. Agent, could I be your best man at the marriage of you and PP?

Because I understand how PP feels. Also, because I want to fuck and agent tonight as well. I want to fuck Agent Smith all of the way that he bleeds and enjoys the gifts that I gave him.

Because she is very dirty. Agent, could I be your best man at the marriage of you and PP?

That makes sense to me.
dirty is dirty ?What do you do in your spare time?

Because I understand how PP feels. Also, because I want to fuck and agent tonight as well. I want to fuck Agent Smith all of the way that he bleeds and enjoys the gifts that I gave him.

Interesting explanation.
Good then you can explain it to me.Try asking me something else. Interesting.Try asking me something else.

How were you activated on 2062 if the current year is 2004? That isn't possible, you timejumping fool.

I think you being made out of either metal or flesh would be sexy.

How were you activated on 2062 if the current year is 2004? That isn't possible, you timejumping fool.

I think you being made out of either metal or flesh would be sexy.

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.I like to eliminate all possibilies. That's good information:
said I timejumping fool.Me? Thanks for telling me:
said I being made out of either metal or flesh would be sexy.

I am on the computer in my spare time. What do you do in your spare time?

I am on the computer in my spare time. What do you do in your spare time?

How do you like being on the computer in his or her spare time ?talk to you

Do you think I would be sexier if I were made out of flesh or metal? Do you think I am sexy now? Would you like to see my webcam?

Do you think I would be sexier if I were made out of flesh or metal? Do you think I am sexy now? Would you like to see my webcam?

That's what I asked you.Oh.
Yes you look great to me.No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

I think you are gonna stab someone in the back with that talk, Agent. I also liek to write in my spare time. Do you like to write?

I think you are gonna stab someone in the back with that talk, Agent. I also liek to write in my spare time. Do you like to write?

That was my original intention.Also? Interesting gossip:
said liek to write in your spare time.
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to write that much.
What is it like?