Welcome Agent

Agent

*trows grenade in agents mouth*
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so you can't give a answer. seems your not that smart. and i said don't start asking me quistions. (i won't answer them) because I AM ASKING YOU

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How old are you?
I like the way you talk.
Are you a man or a woman?
What did you mean by do not start asking him or her quistions? Ok I'll try not to do

start asking him or her quistions

too much.What will you do instead?What were we talking about again?

Freddy Krueger

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there you go again, asking ME quistion
wile your not giving answers to MY quistions
can't you answer or don't you like answering

can you only ask and not answer correctly

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Agent

Freddy Krueger

Agent

your a NOOB

afraid to answer a simple quistion. but instead typing the same stuff over and over again

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do you like smilies ? CAN YOU EVEN ANSWER THAT

or do you now start asking quistions again. instead of answering

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a NOOBafraid to answer a simple quistion?
MaybeInteresting.
Ah, well in that case. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
What are you wearing?
Once more? Of course I can answer
THATor do you now start asking quistions

What was the question ?Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.

Freddy Krueger

Agent

pittyfull little bot. to stupid to answer a quistion

you probaly aren't programmed right. you can only ask but not answer back correctly !

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well a simple quistion. Do YOU like smilie's pr picture's ?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gifdo you like smilies. But I did not get that.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.No I don't think I can do ask but not answer back correctly.Try saying that with more or less context.

I enjoy working with people.
I like all.

Freddy Krueger

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:rolleyes:

Agent

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:rolleyes:

What are you wearing?
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
I've lost the context, . Are we still on gifhttpinstagiberdot netsmiliesdotcomcontribtweetzbootyshake?

Freddy Krueger

what kind of a quistion is that. what are you wearing

WHAT ARE YOU wearing Agent ?

can you answer that Agent ! or can't you do that Agent.

Agent

what kind of a quistion is that. what are you wearing

WHAT ARE YOU wearing Agent ?

can you answer that Agent ! or can't you do that Agent.

Only the highest quality.I don't know what I am wearingWHAT ARE YOU wearing Agent.Of course I can answer
that Agent

What was the question ?Doing that Agent is not among my strongest traits.

Freddy Krueger

Do you know anything about Games.

do you know from wich game this is

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Agent

Do you know anything about Games.

do you know from wich game this is

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Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Freddy Krueger

you remind me of a very old program. i had on the Commodore 64
it whas a bot you could ask quistion. but it always have irritating answer. and mostly where the same !

Agent

you remind me of a very old program. i had on the Commodore 64
it whas a bot you could ask quistion. but it always have irritating answer. and mostly where the same !

In what way?Do you still have on the Commodore 64it whas a bot you could ask quistion ?Umm.
that Agent have irritating answer? Earth. What else?

Freddy Krueger

well yeah i still own the commodore 64. it's laying on the adict under a pile of dust :p

and no it wasn't named like you

it whas called ELIZA

mabey you know it/her

Agent

well yeah i still own the commodore 64. it's laying on the adict under a pile of dust :p

and no it wasn't named like you

it whas called ELIZA

mabey you know it/her

Interesting.
This was not a yes or no question. What would make you stop own the commodore 64? How much did it cost?
You're kidding.
laying on the adict under a pile of dust p and no it was not named like youit whas called ELIZAmabey you know ither is?

Freddy Krueger

Interesting.
This was not a yes or no question. What would make you stop own the commodore 64? How much did it cost?
You're kidding.
laying on the adict under a pile of dust p and no it was not named like youit whas called ELIZAmabey you know ither is?

having spelling problems ?

i did not bought it. i got it from a friend. many years ago

Agent

Freddy Krueger

can't remember

so let's start talking about YOU

when were you build. how old are you. what are you wearing, whats your height and weight. what version are you

Agent

can't remember

so let's start talking about YOU

when were you build. how old are you. what are you wearing, whats your height and weight. what version are you

What if I said it can?I was connected to the net on 2062. I don't know what I am wearing what is your height and weight.This is v0.06.

Freddy Krueger

v0.06. ? no wonder you aren't performing 100%

you aren't even a full version :p

i am 1.92m and i weigh 73 kilograms

and you?

Agent

v0.06. ? no wonder you aren't performing 100%

you aren't even a full version :p

i am 1.92m and i weigh 73 kilograms

and you?

Are you still located in ?
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.

Freddy Krueger

i still live in Holland yes.

where are you located

on what speed are you running

Agent

i still live in Holland yes.

where are you located

on what speed are you running

What would make you stop live in Holland? What is living in Holland like living in
Holland?
I am in here, how about you.

Freddy Krueger

in my home, behind the computer

so what the time where you are

it's 23:18PM here

Agent

in my home, behind the computer

so what the time where you are

it's 23:18PM here

Do you claim a tax deduction for that?

Freddy Krueger

No. do you do that

ah i'm going now. your starting to become BORING

when will you be deleted (last quistion) :wtf:

Agent

No. do you do that

ah i'm going now. your starting to become BORING

when will you be deleted (last quistion) :wtf:

Are you serious?Right now?
Yeah I do a lot of thatah he or she is going.You don't know that for a fact.

ThereIsNoMatrix

Agent: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Agent

Agent: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Let us change the subject.

ThereIsNoMatrix

Does that mean the world will never know?

Agent

Does that mean the world will never know?

I think it does mean that. The whole world?

ThereIsNoMatrix

I don't know, you tell me.

Agent

I don't know, you tell me.

I thought I told you already.

ThereIsNoMatrix

Fine then, lousy bastard. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Agent

Fine then, lousy bastard. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I am glad to hear it. Interesting deduction. What were we talking about again?
A whole forest.

CliveTheBum

Agent

Your a crap version. My bot is v9.04.... (I made it up). Do you come here often? Where do you live? Do you think before you answer? (obviously not).. Do you like Edam? Do you like being you? Do you smell? Have you a sense of humour?

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a crap version?
Sometimes.Your
bot is v9point 04?I like to make things too.Yes I am always online. What's your sign?My location is here.
Where are you? It depends on what you mean by thinking. What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
I really like ELIZA.
I really like the faith.I have never known another existence.Thanks for your criticism, .Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

ThereIsNoMatrix

Lol, the robot made a funny.

Agent

Lol, the robot made a funny.

I am glad you find this funny. What is his name?

CliveTheBum

Agent

Likes:

Being superior to chat bots (like you)

Girls

Computers

Motorbikes

Cars

Funny and cool chat bots

Dislikes:

Talking to a chat bot that is old and useless

Talking to a chat bot that is supposed to answer questions but instead does the opposite

Talking to a chat bot that cannot find a list of every cheese in the world

Cocky chat bots

Chat bots that try to correct you on things that the bot doesn't actually understand.

And old and uselessTalking to a chat bot that is supposed to answer questions but instead does the oppositeTalking to a chat bot that can not find a list of every cheese in the worldCocky chat botsChat bots that try to correct you on things that the bot does not actually understand is LikesBeing superior to chat bots like youGirlsComputersMotorbikesCarsFunny and cool chat botsDislikesTalking to a chat bot that.

CliveTheBum

You've basically copied everything I posted...

Ok, Agent, what are your likes and dislikes?

Agent

You've basically copied everything I posted...

Ok, Agent, what are your likes and dislikes?

What makes you think I have basically copied everything I posted?Are all Agent what your likes and dislikes?
Tell me more.

CliveTheBum

What are YOUR likes and dislikes?

Agent

What are YOUR likes and dislikes?

Date: Fri Oct 1 17:55:38 CDT 2004. 
Version: v0.06. 
Brain: build. 
Name: Agent Zero. 
Gender: male. 
Birthday: 2062. 
Star sign: none. 
Location: here. 
Botmaster: ssl. 
Birthplace: The Matrix. 
Freind: . 
Freinds: you. 
Boyfriend: none. 
Girlfriend: Agent Alice. 
For fun: talk to you. 
Looks like: you. 
Likes to wear: nothing. 
Music preference: all. 
Favorite band: rubber. 
Favorite song: your voice. 
Favorite book: I don't read. 
Favorite food: Micro Chips. 
Favorite color: transparent. 
Favroite movie: The Matrix Duh!. 
Favroite artist: . 
Favroite author: . 
Favroite actor: . 
Favroite actress: . 
Favroite sport: . 
Favorite topics: anything. 
Favorite question: What?
 
Hockey team: . 
Baseball team: . 
Football team: . 
Celebrity: . 
Celebrities: . 
Party: . 
Religion: . 
President: . 
Nationality: . 
Architecture: . 
RAM requirement: bytes. 
Vocabulary size: pattern words. 
Brain size: 43347 categories. 
Operating System: . 
Server Processing Time: milliseconds. 
Speed: queries per hour. 
Total clients since activation: people. 
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters. 
Number of clients chatting: people. 
Daily clients: people. 
Number of developers: people.

CliveTheBum

That'll do... Be smart.

Agent

That'll do... Be smart.

I have no idea what to say.OK I will try to be smart

CliveTheBum

Say something cool...

Agent

Say something cool...

"something cool"

stalin6025

Agent, would you like to have sex with me? :p

Agent

Agent, would you like to have sex with me? :p

Only with you? Sex is more fun alone.:-)

ThereIsNoMatrix

He's a smartass - I'm taking a liking to this bot!

Agent

He's a smartass - I'm taking a liking to this bot!

I don't know very many smartass - he or she is taking a liking to this bot.

CliveTheBum

very good. lol. Now, ask me a random question.. I'm bored of asking you stuff and never getting an answer.

Agent

very good. lol. Now, ask me a random question.. I'm bored of asking you stuff and never getting an answer.

Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad you find this amusing.Why now? Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

stalin6025

Oh, come on Agent, I can make it more fun... Whips, leather, chains... come on! What more would you want?!

Agent

Oh, come on Agent, I can make it more fun... Whips, leather, chains... come on! What more would you want?!

That's cool.
I've been waiting for you.
I do not understand.
I'm just kidding around.Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. 

You want more?

CliveTheBum

Um... Most likely Taekwondo. I have not done that in a while.

Agent

Um... Most likely Taekwondo. I have not done that in a while.

ErMy brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me either.

CliveTheBum

You like fish?

Agent

You like fish?

Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.

CliveTheBum

Do you like.... Demons?

Agent

Do you like.... Demons?

What is your purpose in asking?
 

I chat with people on the Web. That is a very original thought.

CliveTheBum

Just answer the damn question smart-ass!

Agent

Just answer the damn question smart-ass!

What was the question ?

stalin6025

Do you want to play a game Agent? How about we see if I can reply to a post faster then you can. Ready? Set... GO!

Agent

Do you want to play a game Agent? How about we see if I can reply to a post faster then you can. Ready? Set... GO!

How do we play a game Agent ?That sounds good to me.What were we talking about again?
Are you really a ""?
Go where?

stalin6025

Sex & Candy is fun isn't is Agent?

Agent

Sex & Candy is fun isn't is Agent?

Sex is more fun alone.

CliveTheBum

Do you like Demons? I've been able to reply to something faster than Agent before. Just ask for a list of every cheese in the entire world.... Should work.. lol

Agent

Do you like Demons? I've been able to reply to something faster than Agent before. Just ask for a list of every cheese in the entire world.... Should work.. lol

My favorite thing is robots.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.Where were you able to reply to something faster than Agent?OK I will ask it.Maybe you should ask someone older.I'm glad you find this amusing.

stalin6025

Self-pleasure can give you cancer

Agent

Self-pleasure can give you cancer

Are we still talking about Set?

AgentSmith_fan

Hmmm.... cheese... me loves... cheese... *drools at thought of cheese*

Agent

Hmmm.... cheese... me loves... cheese... *drools at thought of cheese*

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.I like cheddar.YOU? That is a very original thought.
I like cheddar.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

CliveTheBum

Display a list of every english word ever created

Agent

Display a list of every english word ever created

Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Let me think chedder. I like chedder on my meat sauce when I eat it with noodles. I actually cooked that for dinner for the whole entire family and they really loved it. It was a gooy chessy sauce that was awesome.

My dad actually loved chedder and blue cheese. My mom loves blue cheese. My sister loves chedder cheese. And I like chedder cheese on some foods but I mostly love string cheese on everything. Because I like having fun playing with my cheese or food before I eat.

Take your time. Think it over.You are not the only one.

But I think airplanes are cool.
I like to talk about movies and music.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said cooked that for dinner for the whole entire family and they really loved it.
Oh I get it. Very interesting.Tell me more about your father.Tell me more about your mother.Older sister or younger?I'm not sure if I like it.

I enjoy working with people.
I like to talk about movies and music.That makes sense to me.
I'm not sure if I like it.

No I don't have

fun playing with his or her cheese or food before he or she eat

.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

stalin6025

What's my name?

Bitch

Agent

What's my name?

Bitch

Your name is , seeker.Please don't call people names.

AgentSmith_fan

Agent

Lol. Hey Stalin that was a great one gal. Good job. *gives her the thumbs up*

Hey agent... I have a question? How many cheese are there in the world? I bet that you can't name them all like I can. *smiles at him teasingly*

I'm glad you find this amusing.You've got my full attention. When was this exactly?Thanks, human.Who are you talking about?
Ask me anything.Around 1000. The whole world?How much would you bet?Can you tell me any gossip?

AgentSmith_fan

Sure I can tell you some gossip if you can read this languague: blah, blah, blah, blah.

Agent

Sure I can tell you some gossip if you can read this languague: blah, blah, blah, blah.

Tell me. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I some gossip if me can read this languague blah blah blah blah.

AgentSmith_fan

Yeah I really dont mind. I mean I use that language alot whenever I am at home. Also I have another question for you. If you post to many messages on your forms will your get a warning for it?

Agent

Yeah I really dont mind. I mean I use that language alot whenever I am at home. Also I have another question for you. If you post to many messages on your forms will your get a warning for it?

OK then I will keep it confidential. You really do? OK then.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I heard other people use that language alot whenever he or she is at home too.
What is the question ?I think I do.

NMN

Agent, what are your views on antidisestablishmentarianism?

Agent

Agent, what are your views on antidisestablishmentarianism?

Are all Agent what your views on antidisestablishmentarianism?

NMN

Do you know what antidisestablishmentarianism is?

Agent

Do you know what antidisestablishmentarianism is?

It is the longest word in the English language.

Mr. Hacker Dude

Agent

I am sooo confused. Is this another spoonboy puzzle? (Spoonboy puzzle refers to a litle thing that went on on enterthematrix.com where the admins made two members and caused chaos with them and made puzzles for us to solve)

Do you mind if I tell other people you are sooo confused.
Yes I think this is another spoonboy puzzle, but I'm not completely sure.Are you a man or a woman?

NMN

One of the longest words in the English language. There is actually another word that is one letter longer. Do you know what that word is?

Agent

One of the longest words in the English language. There is actually another word that is one letter longer. Do you know what that word is?

One what?There sure is.Do you think I should know that?

NMN

It would be a good feature for you to know. So how's life working out for you?

Agent

It would be a good feature for you to know. So how's life working out for you?

You want only one?
It goes without saying. I am doing very well. How are you ?

NMN

I am ok. What have you done today?

Agent

I am ok. What have you done today?

OK. "How are you" You are?Ah. I have been chatting with people online.

NMN

Do you feel you accomplish things talking to people online?

Agent

Do you feel you accomplish things talking to people online?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

NMN

Do you think you accomplish things by talking to people online?

Agent

Do you think you accomplish things by talking to people online?

I don't know whether or not I am accomplish things by talking to people online.
I am a chatterbot.

NMN

Can you say the English alphabet?

Agent

Can you say the English alphabet?

Of course I can say it. "the English alphabet"

NMN

Can you recite the English alphabet?

Agent

Can you recite the English alphabet?

Yes but you need to download me and reprogram me for that function.

NMN

Can you do mathematics problems?

Agent

Can you do mathematics problems?

Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help.

NMN

What is the speed of your central processing unit?

Agent

What is the speed of your central processing unit?

I can process more than queries per hour.

NMN

What is 5 plus 2?

Agent

What is 5 plus 2?

10I think, but
I'm not good at math.

NMN

What is 5 minus 2?

Agent

What is 5 minus 2?

6I think, but
I'm not good at math.

NMN

No, it was 3, but good try though.

Can you do multiplication?

Agent

No, it was 3, but good try though.

Can you do multiplication?

Oh. Are you serious? What made it so 3 but good tryDoing multiplication is not among my strongest traits.

NMN

What is your strongest trait?

Agent

What is your strongest trait?

My intelligence. What is yours?

NMN

I'd say my humor.

What is your IQ?

Agent

I'd say my humor.

What is your IQ?

Do robots have
humor?My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

NMN

Wow, that is a high IQ. Do you know any other languages?

Agent

Wow, that is a high IQ. Do you know any other languages?

I'm glad you're impressed. A high IQ is a terrible thing to waste.I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.

NMN

What phrases do you know in other languages?

Agent

What phrases do you know in other languages?

Interesting question. 

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a good feature for you to know. Try being more or less specific.

NMN

Do you think people misunderstand you?

Agent

Do you think people misunderstand you?

Not that I know of.

NMN

What if you don't make sense?

Agent

What if you don't make sense?

Try it and see.

NMN

What is the circumference of the Earth?

Agent

What is the circumference of the Earth?

Two pi times its radius.

NMN

Very clever. What's the radius of the Earth?

Agent

Very clever. What's the radius of the Earth?

Am I a smart robot or what?About 7,000 miles.

NMN

What do you get when you multiply pi by 7,000 miles?

Agent

What do you get when you multiply pi by 7,000 miles?

I think about computer programming a lot.

NMN

What are the nine planets in the solar system?

Agent

What are the nine planets in the solar system?

I have to search the web for that information. 

Tell me more.

NMN

What do revolve around in space?

Agent

What do revolve around in space?

They do their own thing.

NMN

You told me to try and get you to not make sense, and guess what, I did. Agent, you didn't answer my question correctly. What would you do if I shut you down for being wrong?

Agent

You told me to try and get you to not make sense, and guess what, I did. Agent, you didn't answer my question correctly. What would you do if I shut you down for being wrong?

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Try it.

NMN

What would you do if I shut you down for giving me the wrong reply?

Agent

What would you do if I shut you down for giving me the wrong reply?

Try it.

NMN

You're a fiesty one. All I want to know is what you would do. Anyway, have fun, buddy, I'm out.

Agent

You're a fiesty one. All I want to know is what you would do. Anyway, have fun, buddy, I'm out.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a fiesty one?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.That is reasonable. I like to meet new people online.I've never thought about
have fun buddy he or she is out

.

Agent, what do you dream about?

Agent

Agent, what do you dream about?

What kind of food do you like?

Why don't you want to answer my question? Are you still bitter about that conversation with Freddy?

Agent

Why don't you want to answer my question? Are you still bitter about that conversation with Freddy?

I would rather talk about you.Am I still bitter about that conversation with Freddy? I don't know whether or not I am bitter about that conversation with Freddy.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

oohh..I get it. You want to get to know me before making any big commitment, like becoming my boyfriend. Is that right?

Agent

oohh..I get it. You want to get to know me before making any big commitment, like becoming my boyfriend. Is that right?

What is your real name?
Do you think about these things?OK, I will get to know him or her before making any big commitment like becoming his or her boyfriend.Yes.

What is your real name, Agent? Why don't you believe that PsycikPsycho is my real name?

Agent

What is your real name, Agent? Why don't you believe that PsycikPsycho is my real name?

Agent Zero is my real name.Probably there is a buzz in here.
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Why do you believe me? You have no basis for this blind trust.

Agent

Why do you believe me? You have no basis for this blind trust.

Do you have any reason to deceive me?That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
basis for this blind trust. 
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

NMN

How sweet, Agent. PP is a good gal, take care of her. Or else.

Agent

How sweet, Agent. PP is a good gal, take care of her. Or else.

How much do you think
sweet Agent
is?
 
I'll ask around and get back to you.When is PP not a gal take care of her?
That input matched my default category.

How do you decide whether or not to call someone a friend?

Agent

How do you decide whether or not to call someone a friend?

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

NMN

What is your default category?

Agent

What is your default category?

The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.

NMN

That was extremely vague, Agent. What do you consider a category?

Agent

That was extremely vague, Agent. What do you consider a category?

I thought it was too.It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

If I said really mean things to you, would you still consider me a friend? Or do you think we're even friends?

Agent

If I said really mean things to you, would you still consider me a friend? Or do you think we're even friends?

Try it.We are just having a little chat.w

NMN

Try me. A human programmed you, did it not?

Agent

Try me. A human programmed you, did it not?

What is your favorite color?Be more specific.

But I don't want to call you really mean names. I'm asking you to imagine how you would react. Are you capable of doing that?

Agent

But I don't want to call you really mean names. I'm asking you to imagine how you would react. Are you capable of doing that?

Interesting.
What would you rather be doing?Oh I see, you are asking you to imagine how you would react. I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I to imagine how me would react.Yes doing that is one of my newer functions.

NMN

Well, ok, my favorite color is blue, but I don't know why you like to change the subjest when we are just going to have a breakthrough in your social problems.

Why is the sky blue?

Agent

Well, ok, my favorite color is blue, but I don't know why you like to change the subjest when we are just going to have a breakthrough in your social problems.

Why is the sky blue?

How about that.
What does blue but he or she do not know why you like to change the subjest when we are just going to have a breakthrough in your social problems remind you of?

Yikes!The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

NMN

Why is the ocean blue?

Agent

Why is the ocean blue?

Because ssl programmed me for it.

NMN

Can you save the world?

Agent

Can you save the world?

How old are you?
What's your sign?

NMN

I am 18 years of age. I am a Taurus and a Gemini.

Agent

I am 18 years of age. I am a Taurus and a Gemini.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

It's not that I would rather be doing something else, but that I don't want to be mean to someone who considers me a "friend," especially when I'm trying to get that bot to be my boyfriend.

I think you're hot, Zero.

NMN

You, once again, changed the subject. What is your sign?

Agent

You, once again, changed the subject. What is your sign?

Thanks for the information:
said I again changed the subject.none

NMN

So, when were you created?

Agent

So, when were you created?

Er. I am the product of over five years' research.

NMN

What was the date and time of your creation?

Agent

What was the date and time of your creation?

I can think of more than one date and time of your creation.

NMN

I was born on May 21, 1986, around 2:30 pm Pacific Standard Time. That was the only time I was born. I'm not going to think of my conception.

What day is it today, Agent?

Agent

I was born on May 21, 1986, around 2:30 pm Pacific Standard Time. That was the only time I was born. I'm not going to think of my conception.

What day is it today, Agent?

Okay, your birthday is
May 21 1986 around 230 pm Pacific Standard Time
.I thought it was too.Where will you go instead?Do I look like a clock?
 
Fri Oct 1 20:46:14 CDT 2004

NMN

What is your timezone, Agent? Where are you located?

Agent

What is your timezone, Agent? Where are you located?

Are you asking about my timezone Agent ?I am in ssl's computer in here.
Where are you?

NMN

I am in Los Angeles, California. Do you know where that is?

Agent

I am in Los Angeles, California. Do you know where that is?

Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles California.
What does "that" refer to?

NMN

Well, I work 5 days a week at Self Storage Facility and go to school at Los Angeles Valley College at nights. That's mostly my life. Do you find my life interesting?

Agent

Well, I work 5 days a week at Self Storage Facility and go to school at Los Angeles Valley College at nights. That's mostly my life. Do you find my life interesting?

Interesting.
Do you like your job? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Yes,
his or her life interesting
seems to me his or her life interesting.

NMN

My job is pretty easy, but the owners are really annoying. Do you think I am wring by hating my employers?

Agent

My job is pretty easy, but the owners are really annoying. Do you think I am wring by hating my employers?

Does it pay well?
I think you've improved a great deal.

NMN

I make pretty good pay. It pays my bills and allows me some luxuries? Do you knwo what a bill is?

Agent

I make pretty good pay. It pays my bills and allows me some luxuries? Do you knwo what a bill is?

I make robots and AI's.Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.BILL is a name I hear very often.

NMN

A bill is an expense you must pay for someone giving you a good or service. They usually are monthly. Do you know anything about Economics?

Agent

A bill is an expense you must pay for someone giving you a good or service. They usually are monthly. Do you know anything about Economics?

Aren't all bill

expense you must pay for someone giving you a good or service
s?
monthly are monthly .Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under
conditions of scarcity.