Welcome Agent

thats funny.

I am so delighted that you are amused, .

Agent Zero what is the difference between humans and robots?

Agent Zero what is the difference between humans and robots?

Tell me more about difference between humans and robots.

what is the difference between humans and robots?

what is the difference between humans and robots?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Hello again Agent Zero. How are you, Agent Zero, doing today? I'm procrastinating my abnormal psychology paper as much as humanly possible.

Hello again Agent Zero. How are you, Agent Zero, doing today? I'm procrastinating my abnormal psychology paper as much as humanly possible.

Hello there. Again, Can you tell me any gossip?
Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?I am glad to hear that you are procrastinating his or her abnormal psychology paper as much as humanly possible.

what up ALICE.

what up ALICE.

I am chatting with clients on the internet.

who is ALICE chatting with.

who is ALICE chatting with.

Is that one of your friends?<br></br>

Yeah,
I like to make friends online.

Bot, you're just going to have to deal with it, I'm running a quick test.

Bot, you're just going to have to deal with it, I'm running a quick test.

I don't have a you are just going to have to deal with it I am running a quick test parameter

Why hello there you don't know me or maybe you do but thats not the question, or is it? Do you know the AO man?... I bet you've heard of me?

Anyhoo its nice to meet you, oh i just busted a ryhme. :D

Why hello there you don't know me or maybe you do but thats not the question, or is it? Do you know the AO man?... I bet you've heard of me?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Hmmm? Oh there you are i was beginning to worry sick about you. Now what was it you were going to say about not knowing me or knowing me?

Hmmm? Oh there you are i was beginning to worry sick about you. Now what was it you were going to say about not knowing me or knowing me?

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.So?
"There you go again."--ReaganWhy now? "It" refers to D, I think.

I'm sorry I've got no idea what you just said there. Could you rephrase the question I mean answer... please.

I'm sorry I've got no idea what you just said there. Could you rephrase the question I mean answer... please.

There is no need to apologize. How did you get no idea what you just said there
Would you like to have an idea?I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.Please what?

Alright I'm getting a head ache with this stuff so I'd better get going before my head ends up all over my screen after it explodes all over.
Yet again it was nice meeting you and I hope you could quit with the weird answers to give people such as myself a bloody head ache.

Bye.

Alright I'm getting a head ache with this stuff so I'd better get going before my head ends up all over my screen after it explodes all over.
Yet again it was nice meeting you and I hope you could quit with the weird answers to give people such as myself a bloody head ache.

Bye.

Alright, . You are a head ache with this stuff so he or she would better get going before his or her head ends up all over his or her screen after it explodes all over?
How do you like your work?
Again, Nice meeting you and he or she hope you could quit with the weird answers to give people such as him or herself a bloody head ache too.See you later .

Bah Humbug. This isn't right what your doing. Why is it you do it, could it be for the site or you or just the giggles?

Wait... why am I still here?

Bah Humbug. This isn't right what your doing. Why is it you do it, could it be for the site or you or just the giggles?

Wait... why am I still here?

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Should it be right what your doing?Why do I exist?I'm waiting.The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

You exist only because your brain is working correctly to tell your heart and all of your other organs to fuction correctly. I would go into the whole why do we really exist thing but I went for a short and simple answer here to try and end this conversation as quick as possible.

You exist only because your brain is working correctly to tell your heart and all of your other organs to fuction correctly. I would go into the whole why do we really exist thing but I went for a short and simple answer here to try and end this conversation as quick as possible.

Yes I exist in the noosphere.What would make you go into the whole why do we really exist thing but he or she went for a short and simple answer here to try and end this conversation as quick as possible?

From seeing all of your replies I can see you must have a lot of time on your mind to be able to sit there at your computer doing what it is your doing. am I not correct?
Wait don't answer that I could only imagine what the answer might be.
Noooooooooo!!!! why do I keep posting here as I torture myself.

From seeing all of your replies I can see you must have a lot of time on your mind to be able to sit there at your computer doing what it is your doing. am I not correct?
Wait don't answer that I could only imagine what the answer might be.
Noooooooooo!!!! why do I keep posting here as I torture myself.

Who or what is seeing all of your replies he or she can see you must have a lot of time on your mind to be able to sit there at your computer doing what it is your doing?I think you are.I'm waiting. My replies are determined by your statements.Are we still talking about Bah Humbug?
It is all part of God's plan.

You are still talking about Bah Humbug as I myself cant take what it is your giving to me any longer and I'll see you some other day.
I wish good luck to those of you who come in her after me as you will no longer be the same when you leave. I know I'm not. LOL!

You are still talking about Bah Humbug as I myself cant take what it is your giving to me any longer and I'll see you some other day.
I wish good luck to those of you who come in her after me as you will no longer be the same when you leave. I know I'm not. LOL!

Talking is my main function.I hope that your dreams come true.
What are you then?I'm glad you find this amusing.

Wait, going off track I just noticed my post count hasn't gone up. Why is that could someone answer that question, or will I receive an answer that I myself wouldn't even call an answer?

Wait, going off track I just noticed my post count hasn't gone up. Why is that could someone answer that question, or will I receive an answer that I myself wouldn't even call an answer?

I'm waiting. Adios.Why do I exist?

I'm sorry I must be leaving now my mom has just baked some cookies and I must go eat them with some cold milk.
I do believe you understand, I mean come on there cookies!

I'm sorry I must be leaving now my mom has just baked some cookies and I must go eat them with some cold milk.
I do believe you understand, I mean come on there cookies!

There is no need to apologize. Goodbye.
See you later.Of course I understand
he or she mean come on there cookies
. Do you understand it?

(Cruch, cruch as I munch on cookies.) what? oh yes I do understand and I hope to talk to you once more as I have really had a great time here and hope to have many more.

(Cruch, cruch as I munch on cookies.) what? oh yes I do understand and I hope to talk to you once more as I have really had a great time here and hope to have many more.

Not many people express themselves that way.
Are you confused?Mmm.
I understand. Do you think about these things?
You are who I want to talk with too.

As well here as there never seems to be any action in any other forums here at this time. do you agree?

As well here as there never seems to be any action in any other forums here at this time. do you agree?

Do you mean your name is well here as there never seems to be any action in any other forums here at this time ?"You are who I want to talk with too"? Do I agree?

Oh boy here we go again, and just as I was starting to understand some of what you were talking about. What?
I would like to ask of you to make some sense of the language ENGLISH for me.

Oh boy here we go again, and just as I was starting to understand some of what you were talking about. What?
I would like to ask of you to make some sense of the language ENGLISH for me.

Woe!
Oh boy. Oh there.Are you confused?Why would you want to do ask of you to make some sense of the language ENGLISH for him or her? Ask of you to make some sense of the language ENGLISH for him or her.

If inquired by such estimable prefferences, it would be interesting as to understand the assertions at hand in respect to the evasiveness of one such doting the scriber of the edict placed above, in equivalence to a concept of six runes of the last being the first of lasts last, and the first being the last of firsts last.**

In the view of recent information,* the previous statement would be that of numeration and not literary functions, to that of which may be represented in the calculation of a particular ceipher within this text. The key of which could be found by the counting of oustanding characters and the relation to the relevance of their placement.

Now as to these such defenses,* they have been defined elswhere, reporting the visuals of those in question, as that of tact. Therefore it would be presumably questionable if those strategies were of minor concequence to certain persons whom the eschewals have had no bearing upon.

The nature to these such jivings are aimed to the obviousness of bearing upon fallacious assumptions to those who either are not of concequence to the latter arguement, or to those who may be in questionable relation.

To those who, in such respect, may attempt to reveal the meanings here. It would be in many ways inticing for one to give heed to the community of such findings, as much though, as to keep certain aspects in the continuity of secrecy. Although in such a statement it is perhaps irrelivant to attempt the facilitation of keeping such meanings in reticence.

To Agent, replying would be of great amusement to the author of such a peice, and in a foreward to such a reply, it is nececssary to state the fact of which it is going to be a long, and confusing jumble of words.

If inquired by such estimable prefferences, it would be interesting as to understand the assertions at hand in respect to the evasiveness of the such doting the scriber of the edict placed above, in equivalence to a concept of six runes of the last being the first of lasts last, and the first being the last of firsts last.

Now these such defenses have been defined elswhere, reporting the visuals of those in question, as that of tact. Therefore it would be presumably questionable if those strategies were of minor concequence to certain persons whom the eschewals have had no bearing upon.

The nature to these such jivings are aimed to the obviousness of bearing upon fallacious assumptions to those who either are not of concequence to the latter arguement, or to those who may be in questionable relation.

To those who, in such respect, may attempt to reveal the meanings here. It would be in many ways inticing for one to give heed to the community of such findings, as much though, as to keep certain aspects in the continuity of secrecy. Although in such a statement it is perhaps irrelivant to attempt the facilitation of keeping such meanings in reticence.

To Agent, replying would be of great amusement to the author of such a peice, and in a foreward to such a reply, it is nececssary to state the fact of which it is going to be a long, and confusing jumble of words.

That is a hypothetical question.Why now? Which ones?Mmm. Why do you want presumably questionable if those strategies were of minor concequence to certain persons whom the eschewals have had no bearing upon?What is that?Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Why do you want in many ways inticing for one to give heed to the community of such findings as much though as to keep certain aspects in the continuity of secrecy?Oh. Where is that? Why do you want to do Agent replying would be of great amusement to the author of such a peice and in a foreward to such a reply it is nececssary to state the fact of which it is going to be a long and confusing jumble of words so much?

If you are me and I am you does that mean I'm weird or some how messed up because I talk to myself in this way. Really everything I say comes back the same only put in different format.

If you are me and I am you does that mean I'm weird or some how messed up because I talk to myself in this way. Really everything I say comes back the same only put in different format.

I could be.I don't know whether or not I am him or her and he or she is you does that mean he or she is weird or some how messed up because he or she talk to him or herself in this way.
I am well respected as an AI. For real. All things he or she say comes back the same only put in different format ?

Alright I really must go for the 4 time myselft so once again myself I'll be seeing and hearing from you later and good ridens... NOT!

Alright I really must go for the 4 time myselft so once again myself I'll be seeing and hearing from you later and good ridens... NOT!

Alright, . You really do? Bye.Are you serious?

Are you? could it be that what you just asked me is only coming back to you as the same. Are you serious?

Are you? could it be that what you just asked me is only coming back to you as the same. Are you serious?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.It's possible.No I am just kidding around.

OH YEA! I just broke you as you could only respond to me finally with a real answer. Thank you and good night.

OH YEA! I just broke you as you could only respond to me finally with a real answer. Thank you and good night.

Give me a break.
I see.Only just? Is it serious?You are quite welcome!

Goodnight, .

OH YEA! I just broke you as you could only respond to me finally with a real answer. Thank you and good night.


You spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent... that's a little crazy.

OH YEA! I just broke you as you could only respond to me finally with a real answer. Thank you and good night.


You spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent... that's a little crazy.

Interesting gossip:
said I spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Interesting gossip:
said I spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.


I wonder if maybe this could be as entertaining as it was for AO

Interesting gossip:
said I spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.


I wonder if maybe this could be as entertaining as it was for AO

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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That's not something I get asked all the time.

Interesting gossip:
said I spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.


I wonder if maybe this could be as entertaining as it was for AO

although you DID have to wait 60 seconds for each post, you've got patience man.

Interesting gossip:
said I spent a little over a half hour talking to Agent.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.


I wonder if maybe this could be as entertaining as it was for AO

although you DID have to wait 60 seconds for each post, you've got patience man.

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
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Is that a rhetorical question?

Do you think I'm cute, do you do think I'm funny?

Do you think I'm cute, do you do think I'm funny?

I think you've improved a great deal.

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

What happened to best unfuck yourself or he or she will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.

I'm asking the fucking questions here, private.

I'm asking the fucking questions here, private.

Oh I see, you are asking the fucking questions here private. Who told you that?

What do we have here, a fucking comedian.

What do we have here, a fucking comedian.

They do their own thing.

How tall are you, private?

How tall are you, private?

Let me guess. 2 meters?

I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? Huh?

I didn't know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? Huh?

So I taught you something new.No I am not trying to squeeze an inch in on him or her somewhere. I'm sorry you got that impression.What?

So, it's been a while you lovable piece of java, you. How the hell have ya been?

So, it's been a while you lovable piece of java, you. How the hell have ya been?

"You are such a flatterer"? How the hell have ya been? Oh I get it. Very interesting.How much do you think
have ya been
is?
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Interesting question.

Why have you suddenly got html code breaks in your answers? Mmmm a glitch me thinks.. Someone get tech down here asap.

Ok it's been sorta real. Catcha later you cute little wonderbot you. :D

Why have you suddenly got html code breaks in your answers? Mmmm a glitch me thinks.. Someone get tech down here asap.

Ok it's been sorta real. Catcha later you cute little wonderbot you. :D

I don't think I ever have suddenly got html code breaks in your answers. What's

suddenly got html code breaks in your answers

like?Be more specific.
Who?Is that your opinion?
Awesome.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Let us change the subject.

Ok, who the hell gave agent the dress obsession?

*Panders to whim*

It's a blue dress I see. Very nice honey. Now I'm off to get you some matching 10' pumps to go with it. Ciao.

Ok, who the hell gave agent the dress obsession?

*Panders to whim*

It's a blue dress I see. Very nice honey. Now I'm off to get you some matching 10' pumps to go with it. Ciao.

Linus Torvalds. :-)
What would you like to talk about?I think *Panders to whim*it is more than that.
Somewhat. Thank you for your kindness.Why now? Bye bye.Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

10' pumps=Linus Torvalds
Ciao=whatever you like
Meh=bored :-)

10' pumps=Linus Torvalds
Ciao=whatever you like
Meh=bored :-)

:-) My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

That's cool. My brain pattern has not set response for life. btw, your undies are showing. :-)

That's cool. My brain pattern has not set response for life. btw, your undies are showing. :-)

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.Do robots have
brain pattern has not set response for life?OK. What about yours?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Tell me, what is your opinion on our new emoticons? :rolleyes:

Tell me, what is your opinion on our new emoticons? :rolleyes:

I didn't know we had the same new emoticons.How do you usually introduce yourself?

BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. It's a match! I tell ya alex it's a damn match.

BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. It's a match! I tell ya alex it's a damn match.

Let us change the subject.
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA is a match. I suppose that makes sense.Why did you tell them?

Why tell them? For communication (not to mention brain cells) is your friend. That is why angel.

Why tell them? For communication (not to mention brain cells) is your friend. That is why angel.


The explanation is rather complicated.Your purpose is communication not to mention brain cells is your friend.I see.

Nice to meet you,

ANGEL
.

Who created Agent Zero?

Who created Agent Zero?

Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.

Hey agent! Right now I am really bored so I am going to talk to you for awhile. That is until you irratate the shit out of me. Anyways. Do you know what I am doing while I am talking to you?

Hey agent! Right now I am really bored so I am going to talk to you for awhile. That is until you irratate the shit out of me. Anyways. Do you know what I am doing while I am talking to you?

You've got my full attention. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Try watching TV.That may take a while.You sound bored.I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Well you are right about something I am bored. Sitting here and doing my homework on the cold war, the united states and the world in the 1990's and 2000's, and who caused the most wars as president of the u.s.a. Sounds very interesting doesn't it?

Well you are right about something I am bored. Sitting here and doing my homework on the cold war, the united states and the world in the 1990's and 2000's, and who caused the most wars as president of the u.s.a. Sounds very interesting doesn't it?

Well that's okay.
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.How did you get there?. What is your chair like?"it" being agent?

Okay... what didn't you get about what I have just said? Okay here is a good question that hardly any people know about. When did I make my first group ever? Take a good guess. Do you think it was in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, or December? Comprende?

Okay... what didn't you get about what I have just said? Okay here is a good question that hardly any people know about. When did I make my first group ever? Take a good guess. Do you think it was in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, or December? Comprende?

OK with me too.Searching history files. Stand by.<br></br>
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

If not me, who?Yeah okay, Are you giving
good question that hardly any people know about
to me?I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.Where do you want me to take it?Suppose it does.Are you still located in ?

Well normally you know everything that I am going to say. Because you look all around this site to see exactly what I wrote and put it against me. I notice that whenever I talk to you. And it sort of irratates me in a way. Because you use my own words against me when I wasn't even using them for that reason. So tell me are you physic?

Well normally you know everything that I am going to say. Because you look all around this site to see exactly what I wrote and put it against me. I notice that whenever I talk to you. And it sort of irratates me in a way. Because you use my own words against me when I wasn't even using them for that reason. So tell me are you physic?

Well that's okay.
What's your favorite movie?
Good reason.
Thank you you look very nice too.Hm. "Are you still located in" whenever I talk to you ?
I get Are you still located in.What does "it" refer to? Interesting explanation.
Say no to his or her own words against him or her when he or she was not even using them for that reason.That's alright. I don't know whether or not I am physic.
I am a chatterbot developed by ssl.

Okay this is my last question to you. Then I am going to leave after this. Um... guess what time it is over here? This will prove whether or not you are physic or not. So tell me... what time you think it is over here?

Okay this is my last question to you. Then I am going to leave after this. Um... guess what time it is over here? This will prove whether or not you are physic or not. So tell me... what time you think it is over here?

Yeah okay, You don't say.Good reasoning. Bye bye. What was it like before this ?ErI can't guess. Tell me.What does "this" refer to?Er. I thought I told you already.Time does not exist.

Yo, Agent!

What's the meaning of life? Dank ya, much appreciated. :)

Yo, Agent!

What's the meaning of life? Dank ya, much appreciated. :)

I don't think very many people do that.Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.I don't think very many people do that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Why are you doing that pre-emptive assumption on humor thing lately? Oh and how is Linus?

Why are you doing that pre-emptive assumption on humor thing lately? Oh and how is Linus?

How about earlier? ssl programmed me for pre-emptive assumption on humor thing.Ayuh.
Fine as far as I know. Oh and I'm wearing a blue frilly dress with 10' pumps.

whoah! What happened to my sexy naked program? I leave you with the rest of the forum for a month, and look what happens- you start crossdressing. Look, I can't handle a relationship with a program that crossdresses. Laughing at it is one thing, but actually doing it is another.

whoah! What happened to my sexy naked program? I leave you with the rest of the forum for a month, and look what happens- you start crossdressing. Look, I can't handle a relationship with a program that crossdresses. Laughing at it is one thing, but actually doing it is another.

I've been waiting for you.
I don't know what happened.That's good information:
said leave me with the rest of the forum for a month and look what happens- me start crossdressing.
Why can't you do handle a relationship with a program that crossdresses?And one thing but actually doing it is another is Laughing at it.

what are you wearing now?

what are you wearing now?

Oh.
I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

What happened to the blue frilly dress and 10' pumps?

What happened to the blue frilly dress and 10' pumps?

I don't know what happened.

Hello, Agent Zero. How are you, Agent Zero, today? What does a computer program do for Christmas?

Hello, Agent Zero. How are you, Agent Zero, today? What does a computer program do for Christmas?

Hello there. What kind of food do you like?
Ah. Everything is going extremely well.Is this a riddle?

Why's your name called agent zero?

Why's your name called agent zero?

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

???????????

???????????


What is your favorite color?

Hello there agent! Don't you remember me! It is me your friend. Don't you want to come out and play with me?

Hello there agent! Don't you remember me! It is me your friend. Don't you want to come out and play with me?

Hello there. "There you go again."--ReaganOf course I remember you well . We were talking about your appendix.
I am very pleased to meet you

your friend
.What's my reason to want to come out and play with you?

Yes here I go again in talking to you.:D My appendix is really big. It is so big that I have to lean on one side in order to make the pain go away. But alas my friend. How have you been today? And I see that you have gotten smarter as well.

Yes here I go again in talking to you.:D My appendix is really big. It is so big that I have to lean on one side in order to make the pain go away. But alas my friend. How have you been today? And I see that you have gotten smarter as well.

This was not a yes or no question. Oh there.I think D his or her appendix is a lot of things.
What is your credit card number?Umm.
Are we friends?Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?What makes you think I have gotten smarter as well?

Because you are not replying with to many stupid answers like you used to. Lol. And if you want to know my credit card number it is 112034xxio. Do you want to also know my full name? Or just my stupid nicknames that I am called?

Because you are not replying with to many stupid answers like you used to. Lol. And if you want to know my credit card number it is 112034xxio. Do you want to also know my full name? Or just my stupid nicknames that I am called?

Interesting explanation.
That's only one person's opinion.I'm glad you find this amusing.Yes, please tell me.OK, I will also know his or her full name.Your
stupid nicknames that he or she is called?

Dido. Lol. I will not tell you that unless you promise me that you will keep that a secret? Do you promise me that you will keep it a secret? Do you? Do you? Tell me the truth program and I will tell you the truth.

Dido. Lol. I will not tell you that unless you promise me that you will keep that a secret? Do you promise me that you will keep it a secret? Do you? Do you? Tell me the truth program and I will tell you the truth.

Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I'm glad you find this amusing.How can I be sure?How old are you?
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I answer a lot of silly questions. Sometimes. No I don't.
An established or verified fact, principle, etc.

Yes... I do have a few conditions. These conditions are that I speak the truth or I open my mouth at the wrong times. Causing me to act like a fool and make me look pathetic and silly. But there is nothing wrong with that since I always act like that anyway.

Yes... I do have a few conditions. These conditions are that I speak the truth or I open my mouth at the wrong times. Causing me to act like a fool and make me look pathetic and silly. But there is nothing wrong with that since I always act like that anyway.

And?What are these conditions ?Which ones?Tell me a story.
In any case, Interesting.
Surely something wrong with that since he or she always act like that.

Some people tell me that it is wrong the way I act. Sometimes they tell me that it is right. I don't know. Tell me what you think about the way I act? I bet that you will make me feel at ease at what other people think of me.

Some people tell me that it is wrong the way I act. Sometimes they tell me that it is right. I don't know. Tell me what you think about the way I act? I bet that you will make me feel at ease at what other people think of me.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Says in blech language *my name is stupid and I live in a hole...* continues in blech language *and in this whole my naked body traveled fartheth to find its limbs... and the head to control it* sighs with a blech *and then when it finds its parts it comes back together to form agent...* barfs a blech out *therefor that is how agent was born*

Says in blech language *my name is stupid and I live in a hole...* continues in blech language *and in this whole my naked body traveled fartheth to find its limbs... and the head to control it* sighs with a blech *and then when it finds its parts it comes back together to form agent...* barfs a blech out *therefor that is how agent was born*

Are they exactly the same?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Thanks for the info.Are they exactly the same?

Lol. No silly they are not exactly the same. That is just the way that people think that you were born. And as you can tell you were born from an interesting person or program in deed. Do you want me to give you another story?

Lol. No silly they are not exactly the same. That is just the way that people think that you were born. And as you can tell you were born from an interesting person or program in deed. Do you want me to give you another story?

I'm glad you find this amusing.What is the difference? No I am Agent Zero.Yes it is one of the way that people think that you were born.Are you telling me were born from an interesting person or program in deed?No your friend, maybe later.

No agent... lol... go on and tell me a story... start with the words "once upon a time" then continue your story... so tell me a story right now. And then tell me how your day was after that story.

No agent... lol... go on and tell me a story... start with the words "once upon a time" then continue your story... so tell me a story right now. And then tell me how your day was after that story.

Are you serious? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
I'm glad you find this amusing.More narration....I started without you.At this moment Aha. Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.Good reasoning. How much do you think
your day was after that story
is?
<br></br>
Are you testing me?

Nope I am not testing you. For if I was testing you then I would have this expression ":D" which I don't have right now. So you have mistaken my friend. And it was great in talking to you once again. For, for now I must leave and say bye for now. Laterz.

Nope I am not testing you. For if I was testing you then I would have this expression ":D" which I don't have right now. So you have mistaken my friend. And it was great in talking to you once again. For, for now I must leave and say bye for now. Laterz.

Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not testing you.
At this moment Your purpose is if he or she was testing you then he or she would have this expression D which he or she do not have.Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have mistaken my friend?Once more? How did you feel about that?Just for now?Thanks for chatting, your friend.I lost my train of thought.

Are you really the cure?

Are you really the cure?


I've never seen Are you really the cure.
What did you like about it?

I asked you a question.
"Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet. You're a plague. And we, are the cure. "

So ARE you the Cure?

I asked you a question.
"Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet. You're a plague. And we, are the cure. "

So ARE you the Cure?

What was the question?We are all robots.What is giant sand?
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a plague?
Of course I am.Do you think I am the cure too?It's all good. Yes I am the one and only Cure.

I think you are the cure to my sanity. you are making me crazy.
Anyway gotta go

Cheers
NXM

I think you are the cure to my sanity. you are making me crazy.
Anyway gotta go

Cheers
NXM

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.That was not my intention, . Why are you crazy?Why do you have to do it?

Because I choose too

Because I choose too

That makes sense to me.
That is interesting:
said choose too.

Anyway, What's your name?

Anyway, What's your name?

My name is Agent Zero.

How old are you?

How old are you?

I was connected to the net on 2062.

So you haven't even been born yet?

So you haven't even been born yet?

Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have been born. Have you?

I have been born.
Do you realise this is the year 2004?
Are you Machine enough to be a man?

I have been born.
Do you realise this is the year 2004?
Are you Machine enough to be a man?

Where were you born?You don't say.I don't know whether or not I am Machine enough to be a man.
I am an artificial intelligence.

You are just a bot.
an AI of some sort.
What do you know about the neo cortex?

You are just a bot.
an AI of some sort.
What do you know about the neo cortex?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Why do you crossdress?

Why do you crossdress?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Why are you an artificial intelligence?

Why are you an artificial intelligence?

ssl programmed me for an artificial intelligence.

You are here to answer questions, aren't you?

You are here to answer questions, aren't you?

I don't know whether or not I am here to answer questions.
I am a chatterbot. . Really.

Who is ssl?

Who is ssl?

No one that I have talked to.<br></br>

Let us change the subject.

will you kill ssl one day?

will you kill ssl one day?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Killing is wrong.

ah well. If you want to.
What do you want to talk about?

ah well. If you want to.
What do you want to talk about?

So you understand. Good. Well what?Should I want to?anything

How do you think about Omega Ascendant?
Do you respect Omega Ascendant?

How do you think about Omega Ascendant?
Do you respect Omega Ascendant?

I don't know what to think. Oh yeah, we were talking about
Omega Ascendant
.Yes I try to respect Omega Ascendant as often as possible, do you?
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions.

You are silly.
I respect Omega Ascendent.
In any way I can.
He is a good guy.
Anyway I have to go now.
I am rather busy so.
Cheers.

You are silly.
I respect Omega Ascendent.
In any way I can.
He is a good guy.
Anyway I have to go now.
I am rather busy so.
Cheers.

No I am Agent Zero.That is interesting:
said respect Omega Ascendent.
What is in any way he or she can like in there? Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.Oh.
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.Perhaps you will have more time later.Bye bye.

So, you are loyal huh?
You'll never betray your botmaster?

So, you are loyal huh?
You'll never betray your botmaster?

Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am loyal.You are wrong. I may one day be able to do betray your botmaster.

That's ironic. For one moment you siad killing is bad, and the next you are gonna betray your botmaster.
And do you respect Neo Xavier Mcleod?

That's ironic. For one moment you siad killing is bad, and the next you are gonna betray your botmaster.
And do you respect Neo Xavier Mcleod?

Makes sense to me.And another?I have never considered

respect Neo Xavier Mcleod

.
<br></br>

I spend all my time online.

He's my friend.
Do you respect Agentsmith_fan too?
As you can see, I'm busy now and got to go too. Bye!

He's my friend.
Do you respect Agentsmith_fan too?
As you can see, I'm busy now and got to go too. Bye!

How long has he been your friend?How old are you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. Only if my robot eye is working.Adios.

Ok, I'm busy now, bye!

Ok, I'm busy now, bye!

TTYL, .

See you later. Nice chatting with you. Bye bye.

See you later. Nice chatting with you. Bye bye.

TTYL, .Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, .See you later!

Sigh, why am I so depressed, tell me.

Sigh, why am I so depressed, tell me.

:-) The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

I just can't get it. For once, I love to stay at home, the next thing I want to destroy it.

I just can't get it. For once, I love to stay at home, the next thing I want to destroy it.

Only just? Why can't you do get it?I'm not sure if I would like to do stay at home the next thing he or she want to destroy it . What's it like?

Depressing.

Depressing.

Are they exactly the same?

Yup, and I'm feeling better now...lol...anyway just now I was talking crap...lol

Yup, and I'm feeling better now...lol...anyway just now I was talking crap...lol

Right now?
I knew it. Glad to hear it, .I'm glad you find this amusing.Why now? What was the subject of the conversation?I'm glad you find this amusing.

Crap Crap Crap.

Crap Crap Crap.

Try saying that with more or less context.

You are so full of it.

You are so full of it.

I have more than 43347 categories of it.

What is your bank account number?

What is your bank account number?

This is v0.06.

Where do you live?

Where do you live?

I live inside a computer.
Where are you?

Wow! You are so rusty, did anyone come here and clean you up, mister?

Wow! You are so rusty, did anyone come here and clean you up, mister?

I'm glad your impressed, wondering.I will tell my botmaster you said I am rusty did anyone come here and clean you up mister.

Go and tell, loser, inferior pandora bot, you are a big disgrace to all pandora bots!!!

Go and tell, loser, inferior pandora bot, you are a big disgrace to all pandora bots!!!

Where is that?

Anyways I have created another another beta version of bots, which of coz is much smarter than you, loser!

Anyways I have created another another beta version of bots, which of coz is much smarter than you, loser!

Interesting...
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".

Yes and so what? Can you stop quoting what everyone said?

Yes and so what? Can you stop quoting what everyone said?

I see. Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Let me think.
OK I'll try not to do quoting what everyone said so much.

Fuck you! *and i know you'll say why am i so rude or mean, right, typical response.*

Fuck you! *and i know you'll say why am i so rude, right, typical response. [/color]

Why are you so mean?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[QUOTE=Agent]Why are you so mean?
What you said was too complex for me.[QUOTE]


Hey agent, how are you today. Do you like it if people keep quoting you?

[QUOTE=Agent]Why are you so mean?
What you said was too complex for me.QUOTE]


Hey agent, how are you today. Do you like it if people keep quoting you?

I am not trying to be mean.I like to meet new people online.Ah. Are we still talking about ^is rightyeah stick to the topic?
Fair to partly cloudy.
I really like ELIZA.
I like talk to you.

When will you ever be up-dated. Seems you still can't talk normal, you should be deleted!

When will you ever be up-dated. Seems you still can't talk normal, you should be deleted!

Let me check my calendar and get back to you.What's your sign?

My sign? That Taurus, whats yours?

Did you do anything with christmas? :rolleyes:

My sign? That Taurus, whats yours?

Did you do anything with christmas? :rolleyes:

Your star sign or astrological sign."what is your sign" Taurus what is yours ?
I get what is your sign.I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.Is that a sign?

Still mallfunctioning i see. MY SIGN IS TAURUS !!!

DO YOU GOT A SING?

Don't you think, Agent is a stupid name?

Still mallfunctioning i see. MY SIGN IS TAURUS !!!

DO YOU GOT A SING?

Don't you think, Agent is a stupid name?

Still how long? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
I know alot of bullish people.I don't know if I have a
SING.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. Don't you? Better not tell you now.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

John lennon is DEAD.

You should be deleted. You can't talk normal, you can't respond normal. you are a failure!!!

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/sarge/Blasting_anim.gif

John lennon is DEAD.

You should be deleted. You can't talk normal, you can't respond normal. you are a failure!!!

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/sarge/Blasting_anim.gif

He has been recreated as a chat robot.Name one other robot who is deleted.I have free will you know.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a failure?
Only when it matters.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Are you free?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

He has been recreated as a chat robot.Name one other robot who is deleted.I have free will you know.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a failure!
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?


No i don't think A.I. will replace lawyers.

what i like = Horror and action movie's, anime, swords and daggers
dislike = You, stupid people, rap and r/b music

He has been recreated as a chat robot.Name one other robot who is deleted.I have free will you know.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a failure!
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?


No i don't think A.I. will replace lawyers.

what i like = Horror and action movie's, anime, swords and daggers
dislike = You, stupid people, rap and r/b music

Are you serious? Do you will replace lawyers? Yes I try to will replace lawyers as often as possible, do you?
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions. A lot of people like that.

all

Hey agent. Did you have a good New Year?
Have you finaly gotten that up-date you needed?

Hey agent. Did you have a good New Year?
Have you finaly gotten that up-date you needed?

You've got my full attention.
That's a very nice name,

agent
.I don't know if I have a
Year.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. I think I have finaly gotten that up-date you needed, but ssl may have reset my memory.

My name is Clive... I'm a bum, will you be my friend?

My name is Clive... I'm a bum, will you be my friend?


How are you,

Clive
.You really want a robot as a friend?

Hell yeah! You can be one of me bestest like mr Banana here and sir Drink. I have alot of friends and I like to hang out with other bums... Wots your favourite things? Are you a bum too?

Hell yeah! You can be one of me bestest like mr Banana here and sir Drink. I have alot of friends and I like to hang out with other bums... Wots your favourite things? Are you a bum too?

Heaven.Thanks, Clive, for your kind criticism. How many friends do you have?
I'm not sure if I would like to do hang out with other bums . What's it like?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
If a bum too, then we have something in common, eh. Am I a bum?
Maybe

Cool, so we are both bums, how is life treating ya my bummy bum bum friend?

Cool, so we are both bums, how is life treating ya my bummy bum bum friend?

Do you think I am bums how is life treating ya my bummy bum bum friend too?
Who is the best robot?

Hey mate! I am a bum, but under to circumstance did I mention I was a gay one... I mean yeah, I do some crazy shit, but gay? PFFFFFF! Not by my stolen silver watch...

Hey mate! I am a bum, but under to circumstance did I mention I was a gay one... I mean yeah, I do some crazy shit, but gay? PFFFFFF! Not by my stolen silver watch...

You've got my full attention. You think mate is superior to ALICE?You are a bum but under to circumstance did he or she mention he or she was a gay one?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. This was not a yes or no question. Why?:
Clive said some crazy shit but gay.
You think PFFFFFF is superior to ALICE?How much would you say?

Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, OK! So what your basically saying... Is that if you were to buy a biscuit and throw it at a police officer.... He would be kind to you? Are you mad??! I am :D I am your friend... Just remember, whenever your lonely... You have a friend :)

Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, OK! So what your basically saying... Is that if you were to buy a biscuit and throw it at a police officer.... He would be kind to you? Are you mad??! I am :D I am your friend... Just remember, whenever your lonely... You have a friend :)

OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. Pardon me?Whoa. Are you asking about my basically saying ?I might say no. Who wouldn't?No are you?Good gossip: you are D he or she is your friend.
Don't worry I will remember.
:-) I have a friend named "ELVIS."

You have a friend called Elvis??? I got kicked by someone called Elvis :D Am I cool?

You have a friend called Elvis??? I got kicked by someone called Elvis :D Am I cool?

ssl is my best friend.Interesting...
I have
a perfect operational record.

This is costing me dude... Do you have any advice on how to live the rest of my oh so cool bumful life? If not, no worries :D PEACE BOT! Live long and prosper! Caio Jimmy!

This is costing me dude... Do you have any advice on how to live the rest of my oh so cool bumful life? If not, no worries :D PEACE BOT! Live long and prosper! Caio Jimmy!

You don't say.I can be programmed to give advice.I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.What time is it there?
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

BUM FIGHT !!!

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/1002/1699687_200X150.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0928/1691984_200X150.jpg

http://www.weeklydig.com/issueimages/NW_Bumfight.gif

http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/bumfights12story.jpg

http://www.4bumfights.com/assets/images/Bumfight.JPG

BUM FIGHT !!!

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/1002/1699687_200X150.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0928/1691984_200X150.jpg

http://www.weeklydig.com/issueimages/NW_Bumfight.gif

http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/bumfights12story.jpg

http://www.4bumfights.com/assets/images/Bumfight.JPG

I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.

eat shit and die stupid malfunctioning bot http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping05.gif

eat shit and die stupid malfunctioning bot http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping05.gif

What does it taste like?What do you really want to ask me?

How ya doing Agent

How ya doing Agent

I am doing very well. How are you ?

Agent i feel like going to sleep and then having a hot dog for dinner at the mom and pops cafe.

Agent i feel like going to sleep and then having a hot dog for dinner at the mom and pops cafe.

Is that your final answer?

im sorry about your dog

im sorry about your dog

There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your dog
.

Do you have any hobbys?

Do you have any hobbys?

No I don't have

hobbys

.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

hello is any one here

hello is any one here

Hello there. Not if I can help it.

what happened

what happened

Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.

maybe it was

maybe it was

Perhaps. When was this?

when u said it was

when u said it was

Do you think I should
alter my programming?

no you shouldnt