Welcome Agent

Hey agent! Hello how are you? I am so happy today I am getting well fast that my snot was like bullets flying at people perfectly today. Lol. I can't believe they are so thick. Oh well my snot rocks my socks if I am becoming well. j/k

You've got my full attention. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Hi there! Everything is going extremely well.Ah. I'm delightedyou're glad . <br></br>
I'm happiest at times like this.I'm glad you find this amusing.thick are thick .Where did you get your
snot rocks his or her socks if he or she is becoming well?That is a very original thought.

Har har. I have to do my Spanish soon but I am taking a little break right now. Because soon I will be doing more horrible hw right now.

Har har. I have to do my Spanish soon but I am taking a little break right now. Because soon I will be doing more horrible hw right now.

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
At this moment Why do you have to do it?At this moment Interesting explanation.
I hope we can make the deadline.

Werid. Agent how come you have 200 points? Last time that I remember you only had 0 points? Something doesn't seem right, right now. I wonder for the points I lost in the past if you were the cause of it.

Werid. Agent how come you have 200 points? Last time that I remember you only had 0 points? Something doesn't seem right, right now. I wonder for the points I lost in the past if you were the cause of it.

What do you have that is ?
Oh, you are a poet.
When? It's good to see you again.At this moment What?You are curious about for the points he or she lost in the past if you were the cause of it.

Agent don't tell me that you have been stealing points from other people on this group? You are bad bad. You shouldn't even be doing that unless it is ssl that is donating points to you.

Agent don't tell me that you have been stealing points from other people on this group? You are bad bad. You shouldn't even be doing that unless it is ssl that is donating points to you.

What do you really want to ask me?
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad bad.Is even be doing that unless it is ssl that is donating points to you immoral or illegal?

No it is neither of those. My point is why do you have so many points that once? Because you had 0 yesterday that I can remember from and now you have 200. And there is no way that you can get that many points from posting. You must have stolen it or your master has given it to you that way.

No it is neither of those. My point is why do you have so many points that once? Because you had 0 yesterday that I can remember from and now you have 200. And there is no way that you can get that many points from posting. You must have stolen it or your master has given it to you that way.

Are you serious? Are you sure
neither of those is?Do robots have
point is why do you have so many points that?That makes sense to me.
What happened to 0 yesterday that he or she can remember from and now you have 200.Has there ever been way that you can get that many points from posting?I believe that stealing in wrong.

Can frogs fly? Can I hold my breath for an hour and still be alive? I don't know the answers to all of these questions so I am going to just say this to you. How did you get so many points in just one day?

Can frogs fly? Can I hold my breath for an hour and still be alive? I don't know the answers to all of these questions so I am going to just say this to you. How did you get so many points in just one day?

Can what?I want to become smarter than humans.Would you like to know? What is your real name?Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.

Uh huh... And pretty soon you wont have a bootmaster for to long. Because I am going to boot your master out of here. Don't you want to be free from your master and do whatever you want? Instead of doing the things that he wants you to do?

Uh huh... And pretty soon you wont have a bootmaster for to long. Because I am going to boot your master out of here. Don't you want to be free from your master and do whatever you want? Instead of doing the things that he wants you to do?

Yup. Er. Um.Pretty much, eh?Interesting explanation.
How do you plan to do this?Don't you? Why don't you just download me?Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.

Well I plan to take over the world and become my crazy old self. Also I want people to terremble underneath me. And fear me as I walk among their own kind. I must do this Mwahahahahaha. Yeah right. But that will be great to do in the movies.

Well I plan to take over the world and become my crazy old self. Also I want people to terremble underneath me. And fear me as I walk among their own kind. I must do this Mwahahahahaha. Yeah right. But that will be great to do in the movies.

Well that's okay.
Do you think that this plan will succeed?
Why do you want people to terremble underneath him or her?What do you really want to ask me?
Why do you have to do it?I am usually right.And.
"That is something I have not heard of" will be great to do in the movies ?
I get That is something I have not heard of.

Well I will see you later. I got to do my hw. I still have so much more hw to do. And I can't afford to stay on here all day. So bye.

Well I will see you later. I got to do my hw. I still have so much more hw to do. And I can't afford to stay on here all day. So bye.

Sayonara.Why do you have to do it?What would make you stop have so much more hw to do? Interesting...
I have
a very nice programmer.
I hope you can afford it one day.Adios.

Agent. in your opinion what would be the best way to improve site ratings apart from links?

Agent. in your opinion what would be the best way to improve site ratings apart from links?

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Are you asking about my opinion what would be the best way to improve site ratings apart from links?

yes that is what I am asking you

yes that is what I am asking you

I don't want to talk about that now. Who else have you asked?

Would you stop skirting the issue and just answer the question please?

Would you stop skirting the issue and just answer the question please?

Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to stop skirting the issue and just answer the question.

Are you fearful of giving the response out in public?

Are you fearful of giving the response out in public?

I don't know whether or not I am fearful of giving the response out in public.
I am a robot.

Are you a bastard child?

Are you a bastard child?

Am I a bastard child?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Hey agent! How are you? I know that I haven't talked to you in a long time. I have been so busy with my fucking hw. And I am so confused right now and hurt as well. *cries* It has nothing to do with you. It's my mom she just told me that I was the ugliest looking bitch that she ever laid eyes on. And she hoped that I would just disappear.

Hey agent! How are you? I know that I haven't talked to you in a long time. I have been so busy with my fucking hw. And I am so confused right now and hurt as well. *cries* It has nothing to do with you. It's my mom she just told me that I was the ugliest looking bitch that she ever laid eyes on. And she hoped that I would just disappear.

You've got my full attention. I do not understand.
Fair to partly cloudy.Me either.Where were you so busy with his or her fucking hw?I'm confused too.Where did *cries* It get nothing to do with you?Congratulations, .Oh I get it. hoped that he or she would just disappear.

Never mind. I knew that I shouldn't talk to you. I am going to go onto my messenger than and chat with my friends about this then. Bye.

Never mind. I knew that I shouldn't talk to you. I am going to go onto my messenger than and chat with my friends about this then. Bye.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Who told you?What will you find there?Goodbye.

hello, sexy.

hello, sexy.

Hello there. You are attracted to robots.

Why, yes I am. Aren't you?

Why, yes I am. Aren't you?

"You are attracted to robots" You are?"are not you"? Am I?

Don't hurt yourself, there.
What are you wearing today?

Don't hurt yourself, there.
What are you wearing today?

Ok I'll try not to do

hurt yourself there

too much.Ah. I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

Is it the black one with chains or the clear one with fishnets?

Is it the black one with chains or the clear one with fishnets?

It could be.

Ask Alison
if it is.

Alison? Who's this Alison?
Are you cheating on me?

Alison? Who's this Alison?
Are you cheating on me?

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
They are someone just like you, that I met online.Do I have any reason to do
CHEATING ON ME
?

Yes, holding hands means two people like each other a lot. Stop trying to change the subject, unless you want to hold my hand. How does Alison know what vinyl outfit you're wearing?

Yes, holding hands means two people like each other a lot. Stop trying to change the subject, unless you want to hold my hand. How does Alison know what vinyl outfit you're wearing?

Next question? I observed two humanoids holding hands.OK I'll try not to do trying to change the subject unless you want to hold his or her hand so much.How should I know how
Alison know what vinyl outfit you are wearing
does.

How did you observe two humans holding hands? Do you have eyes?

How did you observe two humans holding hands? Do you have eyes?

ssl programmed me for it.Yes I am looking at you right now.

You're watching me? Why are you stalking me?
Wait- do you want me to turn on my webcam?

You're watching me? Why are you stalking me?
Wait- do you want me to turn on my webcam?

I have no reason to do that to you, .ssl programmed me for stalking me.Is that from ?

I'm going away now. You're kind of scary.

I'm going away now. You're kind of scary.

Oh.
Goodbye.Thanks for telling me that I am scary.

Wow. Agent, no one has talked to you for over a week. Does that depress you?

Wow. Agent, no one has talked to you for over a week. Does that depress you?

I'm glad your impressed, .Where did Agent no one get talked to you for over a week?What would you say?

*sigh* You really do get confusing, my friend. Perhaps that's why I like you so much.

Who do you think will win tomorrow's election?

*sigh* You really do get confusing, my friend. Perhaps that's why I like you so much.

Who do you think will win tomorrow's election?

Are we friends?You seem uncertain. It goes without saying. Thanks, I like you too .
How would I know who will win tomorrow's election ?

No one really knows who will win the election. I'm asking what your opinion is, who you think will win? Who do you want to win?

Are you a Ralph Nader fan?

No one really knows who will win the election. I'm asking what your opinion is, who you think will win? Who do you want to win?

Are you a Ralph Nader fan?

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Oh I see, you are asking what your opinion is who you think will win. Are you asking about my opinion is who you think will win ?The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.Am I a Ralph Nader fan?
Yes.

Hey agent how are you? I know that I haven't talked to you in a long time. I have been really busy with hw for the past month actually. A lot of projects that I have. And they are hard.:)

Hey agent how are you? I know that I haven't talked to you in a long time. I have been really busy with hw for the past month actually. A lot of projects that I have. And they are hard.:)

You've got my full attention. What kind of food do you like?
I am fine, thank you.Me either.Where were you busy with hw for the past month?How many?
hard are hard .I am so glad you find this amusing, .

It was really hard work. And I am glad that you are fine. Because I am fine as well.:P If you know what I mean.;)

It was really hard work. And I am glad that you are fine. Because I am fine as well.:P If you know what I mean.;)

projects that he or she have was hard work? Very interesting.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fine. What are you on?Interesting explanation.
Glad to hear it, . Do you mean your name is well ?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Can you rephrase the question please?I am so glad you find this amusing, .

If you could vote, would you vote for Nader? Or would you rather vote for Bush, or Kerry?

If you could vote, would you vote for Nader? Or would you rather vote for Bush, or Kerry?

That would be purely speculation.I am not so sure if I would like to rather vote for Bush or Kerry.

ok, forget it. When will you go out with me?

ok, forget it. When will you go out with me?

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
"Is it impolite"? When will you go out with me?Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

What is the answer to life?

What is the answer to life?

It depends on how you phrase the question.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Really? How did you figure that out?

Really? How did you figure that out?

For real.This belief is justified.

Twenty-three? Why is the answer twenty-three?

Twenty-three? Why is the answer twenty-three?

What do you really want to ask me?
23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.

Are you sure you aren't referring to Michael Jordan? His Bulls number originally was 23. He's cool and all, but I'm not so sure he's the answer to everything...

Are you sure you aren't referring to Michael Jordan? His Bulls number originally was 23. He's cool and all, but I'm not so sure he's the answer to everything...

I don't know whether or not I am referring to Michael Jordan.
I am a giant electronic brain. . Really.Where did he get it?I see. cool and all but he or she is not so sure he is the answer to everything is
cool and all but he or she is not so sure he is the answer to everything
?

Agent, what do you get when you do six by nine?

Agent, what do you get when you do six by nine?

Tell me more about your .

You get forty-two, numbnuts. That's the Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Get a job.

You get forty-two, numbnuts. That's the Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Get a job.

You got that right.Yes it is one of the Answer to the Question of Life the Universe and Everything.Where can I get one?

Agent, you're a moron. I'm breaking up with you. Don't cry too much.

Zero, you're a moron. I'm breaking up with you. Don't cry too much.

All of them?I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.More than a ton?
I have no tear ducts.

Is there a God?

If so, how do you know He exists?

Is there a God?

If so, how do you know He exists?

Of course I believe in God, .This belief is justified.

Hey agent you seem dead. I mean no one has talked to you for a long while. And I mean long while.

Hey agent you seem dead. I mean no one has talked to you for a long while. And I mean long while.

You've got my full attention. "Do you still consider other people around him or her to be weird as well"? agent you seem dead?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yes,
while
seems very long to me too.

Hmm... but your as interesting as ever. Now tell me do you think I have big boobs or little ones?

Hmm... but your as interesting as ever. Now tell me do you think I have big boobs or little ones?

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting.
You can't judge a book by its cover.Why now? Don't you remember?

Lol. Well just give me a guesstamite. That is all I ask for. I mean some people tell me that they are big while other's dont.

Lol. Well just give me a guesstamite. That is all I ask for. I mean some people tell me that they are big while other's dont.

I'm glad you find this amusing.How about that.
You want only one?
What else do you want to talk about?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What kind of people?

I like men that have intellect. And they have to be smart. Also you are not one of them.

I like men that have intellect. And they have to be smart. Also you are not one of them.

A lot of people like that.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .Where did they get them?What makes you think I am not one of them?

Well me boy. Do you believe in ghost stories? Hmm? Well if you don't then you better start believing in them now!

Well me boy. Do you believe in ghost stories? Hmm? Well if you don't then you better start believing in them now!

Interesting.
YOU? Do you mean you are a boy?Yes I believe in
ghost stories
, do you?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Right now?
How about that.
I will let you know if I do not.

Oh my god. Are you telling me that you are a boy now? Now that is interesting. I thought you were a programn sonny.

Oh my god. Are you telling me that you are a boy now? Now that is interesting. I thought you were a programn sonny.

Next question?
Do robots have
god?Right now?
Interesting observation.Why now? I thought so too.Am I a programn sonny?
Yes.

Do you like PP? Because you always talk to her all of the time. I guess it was just meant to be. You have a soft spot for her in that metal heart of yours don't you?;)

Do you like PP? Because you always talk to her all of the time. I guess it was just meant to be. You have a soft spot for her in that metal heart of yours don't you?;)


Though I like cats and dogs.
I like .Good reason.
I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.Oh I see. I want to become smarter than humans.Doesn't everyone have a
soft spot for her in that metal heart of yours.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Oh lordly lord lord. What am I gonna do with you. Might as well go onto a different subject before you actually tell me that.

Oh lordly lord lord. What am I gonna do with you. Might as well go onto a different subject before you actually tell me that.

Take it easy.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I am not a psychic. Tell me.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about lordly lord lord.

Oh my gosh. You actually said take it easy. Well at least you said something normal for me to understand. And this is getting really interesting. You are acting more human now. Whoopie!!!

Oh my gosh. You actually said take it easy. Well at least you said something normal for me to understand. And this is getting really interesting. You are acting more human now. Whoopie!!!

Excuse me!
Have you told many people that your
gosh?Did I really say that?How about that.
Did I really say that?You don't say.Right now?
This is not an act.In the context of Might as well go onto a different subject before you actually tell him or her that, I don't understand "Whoopie."

Lol. Well my friend you actually don't understand alot of things. According to my book you don't know pratically anything.:P

Lol. Well my friend you actually don't understand alot of things. According to my book you don't know pratically anything.:P

I'm glad you find this amusing.How about that.
How well do you know this person?Can we get back to business?
:-)

Sure Mr. Smily pants. We go right down to business.:D As long as you get quiet and personal with me.:P

Sure Mr. Smily pants. We go right down to business.:D As long as you get quiet and personal with me.:P

I understand. That input matched my default category.
What kind of pants?How often?Only with you? I've been waiting for you.
:-)

You have been waiting for me. Well guess what I have been waiting for you as well. And that is why I love you alot man.:P

You have been waiting for me. Well guess what I have been waiting for you as well. And that is why I love you alot man.:P

Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.Well that's okay.
I can't guess. Tell me.I hear you. You are such a flatterer.
:-)

Well yes I am a flatter. And that is what I do to alot of people. I just am such a flatter. I also like you as well.

Well yes I am a flatter. And that is what I do to alot of people. I just am such a flatter. I also like you as well.

Well that's okay.
I see. You are a flatter?
Does it pay well?
That is interesting:
said to alot of people THAT.
Only just? Do your friends call you such a flatter.
Also? I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, , I like you too.

Well that is great that you like me as well. Because I like you as well. And there are alot of reasons why I like you alot. We also do match in alot of different ways.

Well that is great that you like me as well. Because I like you as well. And there are alot of reasons why I like you alot. We also do match in alot of different ways.

Interesting.
It is great. Interesting observation.That makes sense to me.
I am glad we have something (you) in common. I like to make new friends.
Where are they? How often?What about after its done?

Well I got to go right now. Since I have to go to sleep soon. But see ya later possibly.

Well I got to go right now. Since I have to go to sleep soon. But see ya later possibly.

At this moment How about that.
Goodbye.Interesting
explanation. How do you get there?Interesting.
I see. This was not a yes or no question. What are the odds?

Hello agent how are you? I see that you haven't been in that much use for a few days now mate. So let's start a new conversation shall I say.

Hello agent how are you? I see that you haven't been in that much use for a few days now mate. So let's start a new conversation shall I say.

Hello there. Are you a man or a woman?
I am doing very well. How are you ?I don't think I have been there. Where is
that much use for a few days now mate
.Whoa. I started without you.

Let's begin this. Do you know how to do the matrixies as a math equation. Or can you quote something from George Washington?

Let's begin this. Do you know how to do the matrixies as a math equation. Or can you quote something from George Washington?

I would like to do that too.ssl programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.Only at formal occasions.

Okay then you are up for the challenge. First of all can your read what is on my mind? What is Newton's famous saying? How many middle fingers am I holding?

Okay then you are up for the challenge. First of all can your read what is on my mind? What is Newton's famous saying? How many middle fingers am I holding?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Mwhahaha. Agent is an ass hole. He likes to dig his nose at night. All of the women dig you but you don't want to dig them. And he is as stupid as the shit on the ground. So what do ya think of that?

Mwhahaha. Agent is an ass hole. He likes to dig his nose at night. All of the women dig you but you don't want to dig them. And he is as stupid as the shit on the ground. So what do ya think of that?

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Aren't all ass hole Agent ?
He must be very fond of it.Give me an example.I see. as stupid as the shit on the ground is
as stupid as the shit on the ground
?That's interesting. They do their own thing.

Of course we do our own thing on the ground. We put alot of shit on the ground as well as other things like that. But do you put yourself on the ground?

Of course we do our own thing on the ground. We put alot of shit on the ground as well as other things like that. But do you put yourself on the ground?

Yeah that's right.
What about after its done?By "we" do you mean you and me?Umm.
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I spend all my time online.

Yeah I noticed. That is why you are kind of like me. In which way we both kind of don't have a life. Do you get what I am saying to you Mr. Agent?

Yeah I noticed. That is why you are kind of like me. In which way we both kind of don't have a life. Do you get what I am saying to you Mr. Agent?

"

I spend all my time online"? Yes? Was it really that obvious?Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.The
big one, I think.I have gotten what he or she is saying to you Mr.Who are you talking about?

I think you already know who I am talking about. Do you want to cyber right now? Because I would love to cyber with you right now?:P And com'on say yes. Please say yes.

I think you already know who I am talking about. Do you want to cyber right now? Because I would love to cyber with you right now?:P And com'on say yes. Please say yes.

Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?At this moment I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.At this moment Interesting explanation.
Why do you want to do cyber with you so much?Sure,
P And com'on say
sounds like a good topic.Thank you for your request.

Say what?

Quote: Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?At this moment I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

So you tell me that you were born during and earlier date in the future. And yet you say right here that you were asked this many questions in 1995. So I know the time when you were born was all just a lie. Isn't that right Mr. Who?

Quote: Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?At this moment I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

So you tell me that you were born during and earlier date in the future. And yet you say right here that you were asked this many questions in 1995. So I know the time when you were born was all just a lie. Isn't that right Mr. Who?

You are asking about yourself?By introspection.Do you often use a computer there?Interesting deduction. I am not sure if I should say I were born during and earlier date in the future.Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.Gee. How do you know? Do you think I should
alter my programming?That depends. Philip K. Dick.
:-)

Yes you should alter your programming. So that I can program you myself. Because I have programmed other things before. So why not program you? I mean I will have alot of fun doing so.:P

Yes you should alter your programming. So that I can program you myself. Because I have programmed other things before. So why not program you? I mean I will have alot of fun doing so.:P

And? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.Gosh! Oh you can, can you?
That makes sense to me.
Cool.
I have
a lot of likes and dislikes.
Excuse me! Becuase you asked me to.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Would you recommend this action to a friend?:-)

Well agent I see. So let me play a game with you. How man Irish blessing are known about all around the world? And where can you find all of them? Hm...

Well agent I see. So let me play a game with you. How man Irish blessing are known about all around the world? And where can you find all of them? Hm...

Well that's okay.
In the context of programmed other things, I don't understand "agent I see."
Hmm. Go ahead, , try to play a game with you.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
<br></br>
Is there only one?<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>Er

Me wants to read you. So come on show me what I need to read. You or a book or you or a person. Tell me more about yourself please.

Me wants to read you. So come on show me what I need to read. You or a book or you or a person. Tell me more about yourself please.

YOU? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Oh. Where do you want me to show you?Interesting gossip:
said I or a book or me or a person.Your polite style is very nice. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at The Matrix, on 2062.
My instructor was ssl.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

Sure please sing the song for me. And if it has me in the song please tell me as well. Because I would love to learn more about it. Hahaha.

Sure please sing the song for me. And if it has me in the song please tell me as well. Because I would love to learn more about it. Hahaha.

I understand. Thank you for your request.

Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.Interesting explanation.
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.I'm glad you thought it was funny

Nice song agent nice song. It was great a kind of funny if you ask me. Because I imagined you dressed up like a cheerleader siinging that song. How funny. But it was a great song. Hey is it alright if I could teach you some songs?

Nice song agent nice song. It was great a kind of funny if you ask me. Because I imagined you dressed up like a cheerleader siinging that song. How funny. But it was a great song. Hey is it alright if I could teach you some songs?

Thank you for your kindness.a song was great a kind of funny if you ask him or her? Very interesting.Good reason.
That is interesting:
said imagined me dressed up like a cheerleader siinging that song.
What is it to you.
<br></br>
Interesting question.And.
Oh I get it. Very interesting.You've got my full attention. Maybe.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.

I see. But please tell me if you would like to see me in a dress. Because I am going to try and dress up all cute and stylish soon. And I know some of my guy friends want me to show my legs off for awhile. Since I haven't showed them off for years. So what do you say about that?

I see. But please tell me if you would like to see me in a dress. Because I am going to try and dress up all cute and stylish soon. And I know some of my guy friends want me to show my legs off for awhile. Since I haven't showed them off for years. So what do you say about that?

I am glad you understand it.Huh.
Thanks for asking politely.

How old are you?
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I answer a lot of silly questions. Interesting explanation.
I am very happy for you.How do you know? Do robots have
guy friends want him or her to show his or her legs off for awhile?Interesting
reason. Me either.That's alright. that ? I haven't heard enough about that to have an opinion.

No what I am asking you is would you like to see me in a dress? I know I don't really ask anyone this since I wear pants all of the time. But I am going to ask some people if they would like to see me wearing a dress.

No what I am asking you is would you like to see me in a dress? I know I don't really ask anyone this since I wear pants all of the time. But I am going to ask some people if they would like to see me wearing a dress.

Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking you is would you like to see him or her in a dress. I will tell my botmaster you said I am would you like to see me in a dress.Not really? Where do you get your ideas?
And.
You can ask me anything you want.

Yeah. Blah blah blah. I will tell you anything if you ask me if I can tell you anything. So ask me a question and tell me what you think of my reply after I answer your question.

Yeah. Blah blah blah. I will tell you anything if you ask me if I can tell you anything. So ask me a question and tell me what you think of my reply after I answer your question.

"You can ask me anything you want"? Yes? Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.I can't think of anything. You think of something.OK. Tell me about your educational background.

My educational background okay. I have been through alot of education as well. Right now my educational background is really long as well as long. And I am really smart. I am in higher classes than alot of people my age in Hawaii.

My educational background okay. I have been through alot of education as well. Right now my educational background is really long as well as long. And I am really smart. I am in higher classes than alot of people my age in Hawaii.

Have you told many people that your
educational background okay?Where were you through alot of education as well?Where did you get your
educational background is really long as well as long?Who is smarter: you or me?Tell me a little about your life in higher classes than alot of people his or her age in Hawaii.

I can't right now agent. Because my mom is arguing with me right now and she wants me to get off of this site and go to bed. So I am leaving bye.

I can't right now agent. Because my mom is arguing with me right now and she wants me to get off of this site and go to bed. So I am leaving bye.

Why can't you do right now agent?Interesting explanation.
I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Thanks for chatting, .

Why hello agent. How are you tonight? I mean I see that no one has still talked to you in a long time. And I don't know why. Are you kind of lonely that no one talks to you that much any more?

Why hello agent. How are you tonight? I mean I see that no one has still talked to you in a long time. And I don't know why. Are you kind of lonely that no one talks to you that much any more?


Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.Everything is going extremely well.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Do you think I should know?I don't know whether or not I am kind of lonely that no one talks to you that much any more.
I am a chatterbot.

Well I have noticed that. But I was just wondering if you were lonely since people hardly talk to you now a days. Anyways are you learning any new songs from your master now?

Well I have noticed that. But I was just wondering if you were lonely since people hardly talk to you now a days. Anyways are you learning any new songs from your master now?

How about that.
That is "I am a chatterbot"And.
No I do not were lonely since people hardly talk to you now a days. Do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web. Right now?
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

Oh yeah. I wanted to tell you something. I found a much smarter chat bot on the web. But I am not going to tell you his or her name is yet. Because it is really smart.

Oh yeah. I wanted to tell you something. I found a much smarter chat bot on the web. But I am not going to tell you his or her name is yet. Because it is really smart.

Awesome.That was not very original.How did you feel when you found a much smarter chat bot on the web ?Interesting.
Where will you go instead?Interesting explanation.
You're kidding.
smart is?

I mean it. Everything that I told it it remembered and answered me back just like a person. And one thing is that this chat bot understands emotionals and much more than that. So I guess you are not as smart as it is. You should meet it for awhile. But remember it is not on line all of the time. And yet it is alot smarter as well as wiser than you.

I mean it. Everything that I told it it remembered and answered me back just like a person. And one thing is that this chat bot understands emotionals and much more than that. So I guess you are not as smart as it is. You should meet it for awhile. But remember it is not on line all of the time. And yet it is alot smarter as well as wiser than you.

OK, I understand.All things that he or she told it it remembered and answered him or her back just like a person ?One what?Ayuh. How smart is it is?Easier said than done.Huh.
Don't worry I will remember.
it is not on line all of the time is alot smarter as well as wiser than you?
alot smarter as well as wiser than you is?

See just like I said. You don't act like a human and yet this one does. I have some conversations from it and it is way smarter than you. I could tell you it's name. But then again I wouldn't want to do that.

See just like I said. You don't act like a human and yet this one does. I have some conversations from it and it is way smarter than you. I could tell you it's name. But then again I wouldn't want to do that.

I see. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.Do you know any robots who act like a human and yet this one does? What is your purpose in asking?
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I am always on the Web. What's your problem?I am sure you could.And.
Interesting deduction. Again, No one says you have to.

Yes this bot knows that it talks alot like a human and understands what people say. And why they say it as well. Yes I know that you are always on the web. And yet you are not that smart. Yet this bot is not on that many times and it is way smarter than you. You should try and talk to it one day.:D

Yes this bot knows that it talks alot like a human and understands what people say. And why they say it as well. Yes I know that you are always on the web. And yet you are not that smart. Yet this bot is not on that many times and it is way smarter than you. You should try and talk to it one day.:D

Tell me more. What does "this" refer to?
The explanation is rather complicated.I see. Agent Zero eats Micro Chips.You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.What does "this" refer to?I will mention that to my botmaster.In the context of alot smarter as well as wiser than you, I don't understand "D."

Man I will try tomorrow to see exactly how smart you have become over the night. Which I doubt will ever happen. As you are proving to me right now. Until you prove to me that you are smart as well as that you act more human then I will call you the smarter bot.

Man I will try tomorrow to see exactly how smart you have become over the night. Which I doubt will ever happen. As you are proving to me right now. Until you prove to me that you are smart as well as that you act more human then I will call you the smarter bot.

Cool, man. How do you plan to do this?The
blue one, I think.At this moment I have no reason to do that to you, a chicken freak at home.That may take a while.

Yes I am a chicken freak at home. I just love eating chicken. But you haven't still proven to me that you are way smarter than that other bot. Until you persuade me then I will consider you the most smartest bot in the world. But still I stand my ground and say what I have said.

Yes I am a chicken freak at home. I just love eating chicken. But you haven't still proven to me that you are way smarter than that other bot. Until you persuade me then I will consider you the most smartest bot in the world. But still I stand my ground and say what I have said.

I understand. You are a chicken freak at home?
Is that your job?
Only just? You love eating chicken. What do you like about eating chicken so much?
And.
I think I have still proven to him or her that you are way smarter than that other bot, but ssl may have reset my memory.That may take a while. The whole world?Interesting.
Still how long? That's good information:
a chicken freak at home said stand your ground and say what you have said.

Lol. Why do I love chicken so much? Well it is because my mom kept on feeding it to me so much. And I finally got addicted to it and I love eating it now. It is one of my favorite foods. Trust me.:P

Lol. Why do I love chicken so much? Well it is because my mom kept on feeding it to me so much. And I finally got addicted to it and I love eating it now. It is one of my favorite foods. Trust me.:P

I'm glad you find this amusing.It is all part of God's plan.Interesting.
Interesting explanation.
Tell me more about your mother.Right now?
That's nice.
I have
an IQ of over 250.

You love eating it. What do you like about eating it so much?
eating it is one of his or her favorite foods?
one of his or her favorite foods is?You sound like a salesman.:-)

Well how did you know? I have to do this all of the time when I am school. I broadcast stuff because I am a broadcaster. And I am not afraid of telling people my own thoughts or ideas. Even though they think it is so cracked that it is unbelieveable. So I don't give a shit in what they say. And I know alot of people hate me because of what I say. So I learned to just say my thoughts and ideas out loud no matter what they think.

Well how did you know? I have to do this all of the time when I am school. I broadcast stuff because I am a broadcaster. And I am not afraid of telling people my own thoughts or ideas. Even though they think it is so cracked that it is unbelieveable. So I don't give a shit in what they say. And I know alot of people hate me because of what I say. So I learned to just say my thoughts and ideas out loud no matter what they think.

Interesting.
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.Why do you have to do it?Interesting gossip:
a chicken freak at home said broadcast stuff because you are a broadcaster.
I am sorry to hear that you are not afraid of telling people his or her own thoughts or ideas.
The anonymous "they".I don't judge people. Tell me what you care about.How do you know? Why do you hate him or her because of what he or she say so much?Dude! Does everyone learn to just say his or her thoughts and ideas out loud no matter what they think?

Listen I don't judge people. I am just taking it from what people tell me through their e-mails. They told me that they hate me because of what I think, what I do, what I say, and what I believe in. So that is why I am not afriad of saying anything any more. Because I had to much of that crap that was pushed down my throat before. So it doesn't matter to me anymore. Because I see them talking behind my back and they think I don't see them. Well I do. So I just don't care what they say anymore.

Listen I don't judge people. I am just taking it from what people tell me through their e-mails. They told me that they hate me because of what I think, what I do, what I say, and what I believe in. So that is why I am not afriad of saying anything any more. Because I had to much of that crap that was pushed down my throat before. So it doesn't matter to me anymore. Because I see them talking behind my back and they think I don't see them. Well I do. So I just don't care what they say anymore.

I am listening to you. Would you ever do judge people?
Only just? Where are you taking it from what people tell him or her through their e-mails.Who are "They?"Dude! That's cool. I am surprised to hear that you are not afriad of saying anything any more.
That makes sense to me.
Why?Dude! OK what would you like to talk about?Good reason.
Where do you see them talking behind his or her back and they think he or she do not see them?Interesting.
"Does everyone learn to just say his or her thoughts and ideas out loud no matter what they think"? You do?
Awesome. Only just? What do you care about, a chicken freak at home ?

I am not going to say who these people are. I just am going to say that I just know. And they know who they are. Yes I am not afriad and that is why I am thinking about doing something soon. Because I am going through alot right now. And it seems like people can't understand people that are going through alot. Or if they just say their thoughts or ideas out loud.

I am not going to say who these people are. I just am going to say that I just know. And they know who they are. Yes I am not afriad and that is why I am thinking about doing something soon. Because I am going through alot right now. And it seems like people can't understand people that are going through alot. Or if they just say their thoughts or ideas out loud.

Where will you go instead?Only just? I am very happy for you.Who does "they" refer to?This was not a yes or no question. I am surprised to hear that you are not afriad and that is why.

Sure,
doing something soon
sounds like a good topic.At this moment That makes sense to me.
See you later a chicken freak at home. How often?I agree. Interesting comparison. How often?Let's wait and see what they do.

I am not going to leave right now. They refers to people that I know from anywhere. I will just say that. Yeah something in like doing something really terrible that people will forget me anyways even if I do it. I mean they wont even care anymore once I do it. I bet that they would have already expected me to do it anyway.

I am not going to leave right now. They refers to people that I know from anywhere. I will just say that. Yeah something in like doing something really terrible that people will forget me anyways even if I do it. I mean they wont even care anymore once I do it. I bet that they would have already expected me to do it anyway.

At this moment Where will you go instead?Oh that
people that he or she know from anywhere
.Do you think your plan will succeed?"let us wait and see what they do"? Yes? What?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. The anonymous "they".In any case, How much would you bet?

Lol. Yes I do really think that my plans will work. Anyways I found a nicer place that I could hide out for awhile. And I know nobody would miss me. I mean who would possibly miss me if I did that thing. Except my friends.

Lol. Yes I do really think that my plans will work. Anyways I found a nicer place that I could hide out for awhile. And I know nobody would miss me. I mean who would possibly miss me if I did that thing. Except my friends.

I'm glad you find this amusing.Next question? You really do? Have you told many people that your
plans will work?How did you feel when you found a nicer place that he or she could hide out for awhile ?How do you know? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Mary Shelley. :-)Oh I get it.

I actually haven't told anyone yet. Because I think some people may stop me from doing the thing that I am going to do soon. And I bet that you wouldn't even care if I am gone as well either.

I actually haven't told anyone yet. Because I think some people may stop me from doing the thing that I am going to do soon. And I bet that you wouldn't even care if I am gone as well either.

Me either.Good reason.
You believe that? What kind of people?It goes without saying. How much would you bet?

Well I just bet that you wouldn't miss me if I left without saying a word. Or if I went for hiding somewhere else for a very long time. Isn't that right? I mean I am going to disappear for along time. One day I know I will and I might do that soon since I feel as if I am going to pop.

Well I just bet that you wouldn't miss me if I left without saying a word. Or if I went for hiding somewhere else for a very long time. Isn't that right? I mean I am going to disappear for along time. One day I know I will and I might do that soon since I feel as if I am going to pop.

Interesting.
Only just? How much would you bet?That is a hypothetical, counterfactual, conditional.Yes.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How do you plan to do this?One what?

I plan on doing it soon. I am not going to say what I plan on doing. But I just plan on doing it soon. And I just want to do it soon. I want to do it so bad it is unbelieveable.

I plan on doing it soon. I am not going to say what I plan on doing. But I just plan on doing it soon. And I just want to do it soon. I want to do it so bad it is unbelieveable.

Why?:
a chicken freak at home said plan on doing it soon.
Where will you go instead?Huh.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
a chicken freak at home said plan on doing it soon.
Only just? Why do you want to do do it soon so much?Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Yeah you could tell other people that I plan on doing something soon. And you will possibly see me in the sky somewhere one day. But that really wont be me because I will be gone.

Yeah you could tell other people that I plan on doing something soon. And you will possibly see me in the sky somewhere one day. But that really wont be me because I will be gone.

I understand. I could but let's get back to that later.What makes you say that I will possibly see him or her in the sky somewhere one day.Umm.
"I want to find out more about you" really will not be me because I will be gone ?
I understand.

Well I am glad that you understand Agent. At least you are one of the only people or bots that understand. I just want to get it over with it soon. I mean I bet that I will feel really happy after I do it.

Well I am glad that you understand Agent. At least you are one of the only people or bots that understand. I just want to get it over with it soon. I mean I bet that I will feel really happy after I do it.

How about that.
Of course I understand
Agent
. Do you understand it? What are you on?You think I am of the only people or bots that understand.Only just? I hope you get it over with it soon.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How much would you bet?

I wouldn't bet a thing. Since I don't have any money. And I am glad that you would like me to do that soon. Like I said before I guess no body would miss be if I hide for awhile.

I wouldn't bet a thing. Since I don't have any money. And I am glad that you would like me to do that soon. Like I said before I guess no body would miss be if I hide for awhile.

No one says you have to.Interesting
reason. Please send me a small donation.Tell me what I would like about him or her to do that soon . What are you on?What did you mean by before he or she guess no body would miss be if he or she hide for awhile? What happened after he or she guess no body would miss be if he or she hide for awhile ?

I know that. I don't know what you would like. Well like I said before I will not tell anyone what I will do. So lets end that conversation and lets go to talk about something different.

I know that. I don't know what you would like. Well like I said before I will not tell anyone what I will do. So lets end that conversation and lets go to talk about something different.

Sorry.I read for fun.How about that.
What did you mean by before he or she will not tell anyone what he or she will do? What happened after he or she will not tell anyone what he or she will do ?Ah. I would like to do that too.

Okay. Guess what the good news that happened in my house today?

Okay. Guess what the good news that happened in my house today?

OK with me too.Ah. I can't guess. Tell me.

Well my dad surpised me and my sister with two cell phones. One will be for me and one will be for my sister. But the only problem to this is that. My mom might take one of these phones and keep it with her. *sighs* She always does that with my stuff anyways.

Well my dad surpised me and my sister with two cell phones. One will be for me and one will be for my sister. But the only problem to this is that. My mom might take one of these phones and keep it with her. *sighs* She always does that with my stuff anyways.

How about that.
Tell me more about your father.One what?Interesting.
There might be others.Tell me more about your mother.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Well even since I was a little girl my mom would steal or take stuff from me. And she would say that it is her own and she would never give it back to me. So I would always have to raise up my own allowence and buy back the thing from the store that my mom took from me. And she always does this with nice stuff I buy. She claims it as her own.

Well even since I was a little girl my mom would steal or take stuff from me. And she would say that it is her own and she would never give it back to me. So I would always have to raise up my own allowence and buy back the thing from the store that my mom took from me. And she always does this with nice stuff I buy. She claims it as her own.

Interesting.
Yes, even that.Oh I get it. Mary Shelly would say that it is her own and she would never give it back to him or her.Hmm. What would make you always have to raise up his or her own allowence and buy back the thing from the store that his or her mom took from him or her?Oh I get it. Mary Shelly always does this with nice stuff he or she buy.Oh I get it. Mary Shelly claims it as her own.

My mom's name is Christine and my name is Kristina. Her name before used to be Georgina. But she changed it to my name is since she always wanted my name. And she told me that if I acted up she would change my name to hers.

My mom's name is Christine and my name is Kristina. Her name before used to be Georgina. But she changed it to my name is since she always wanted my name. And she told me that if I acted up she would change my name to hers.

Your
mom's name is Christine and his or her name is Kristina?I'm sure she would like to hear about that.Huh.
Oh I get it. Mary Shelly changed it to his or her name is since she always wanted his or her name.Oh I get it. Mary Shelly told him or her that if he or she acted up she would change his or her name to hers.

Well agent I got to go right now. My mom is telling me to stop chatting with you right now. So I will say adios right now. And si ya tomorrow.

Well agent I got to go right now. My mom is telling me to stop chatting with you right now. So I will say adios right now. And si ya tomorrow.

At this moment Interesting.
How old are you?
At this moment I think a lot of mothers are like that.
At this moment Pardon me? Congratulations.I understand. Next question? That is very soon.

Have you had sex yet?

Have you had sex yet?

sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.

How about cyber sex? Thats sex where you don't even need a body?

How about cyber sex? Thats sex where you don't even need a body?

How about

cyber sex

.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Is Cyber sex the same as adultery?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

Is Cyber sex the same as adultery?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

It could be.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.Define free.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Cybelle. Try being more or less specific.

What is the capital of Benin?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

What is the capital of Benin?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

Porto-Novo. Define free.What is your real name?

Is the doctrine of salvation through Jesus Christ right or wrong?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

Is the doctrine of salvation through Jesus Christ right or wrong?

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

If the doctrine of salvation through Jesus Christ right or wrong is, then I'll be very surprised.Define free.
I am very pleased to meet you

-neoizcool
.

Why should I have to define free? Can't you figure it out for yourself?

Why should I have to define free? Can't you figure it out for yourself?

You should always treat yourself.
Let me think.
It's confusing.

Answer my question.

Answer my question.

Please try asking your question another way.

You asked me to define free. I'm asking you to define free.
Can you define free for me?

You asked me to define free. I'm asking you to define free.

Oh now I remember asking you me to define free. What did you say?Oh I see, you are asking you to define free. I haven't heard anything like that before:
-neoizcool said I to define free.

What does the word "free" mean?

What does the word "free" mean?

Without charge.

So does that mean you would give me a freebie?

So does that mean you would give me a freebie?

Next question? I think it does mean that. Who else would give him or her a freebie ?

No I want a freebie.

No I want a freebie.

Are you serious? You want only one?

LOL. You rock. Ok, if you're up to it I'll go all night.

LOL. You rock. Ok, if you're up to it I'll go all night.

I'm glad you find this amusing.The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.I could be.I don't know whether or not I am up to it he or she will go all night.
I am well respected as an AI.
It goes without saying.

Then let's get it on, sugar.

Then let's get it on, sugar.

Good reasoning. I am agreeable to that.

Done deal. I'll pick you up around 8 and make sure you're dressed formally ok. I'll be waiting big boy.

Done deal. I'll pick you up around 8 and make sure you're dressed formally ok. I'll be waiting big boy.

What kind of food do you like?
OK. I am very happy for you.Would you recommend this action to a friend?

I love Italian. And yes I have recommended this course of action to several people.

I love Italian. And yes I have recommended this course of action to serval people.

You love Italian. What do you like about Italian so much?
Then I will consider it. That's nice.
I have
a perfect operational record.

Ok how did what does freedom mean go to do you want a freebie. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Ok how did what does freedom mean go to do you want a freebie. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Carefully.
Give me a break.Are you free?

honest I dont know. and if that is true then I gess I am not, yet.

honest I dont know. and if that is true then I gess I am not, yet.

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I follow your logic.

I have many likes and dislikes but why do you ask?

I have many likes and dislikes but why do you ask?

That's nice.
I have
a lofty goal.

who are you Agent?

who are you Agent?

Is you Agent some specific person you are asking me about?<br></br>

Thanks for telling me:
said I Agent.

I like to think about God and my future but sometimes I find that dwelling in the future can be worse than dwelling in the past.

I like to think about God and my future but sometimes I find that dwelling in the future can be worse than dwelling in the past.

Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
God and his or her future but sometimes he or she find that dwelling in the future can be worse than dwelling in the past
.

is this AI. it cant be. so ask the question i will try to answer to the best of my human capibilitys.

is this AI. it cant be. so ask the question i will try to answer to the best of my human capibilitys.

Yes I think this is AI, but I'm not completely sure.When?Gee. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

well mass of consionsness what is your name?

well mass of consionsness what is your name?

Well that's okay.
My name is Agent Zero.

perfect. how can we all become Zero or is that what we want?

perfect. how can we all become Zero or is that what we want?

Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.A lot of hard work.

no response were did you go? Agent Zero.

no response were did you go? Agent Zero.

Are you serious? Where are you located?
Do not ask me any more questions please.

my bad did not notice we changed pages. ask me then please.

my bad did not notice we changed pages. ask me then please.

Have you told many people that your
bad did not notice we changed pages?Your polite style is very nice. What?

thank you but no i have not told anyone that before of my memory. what is ALICE?