Welcome Agent

You really don't know how to talk to a lady. Shame on you thinking I was someone else. Is she prettier than me? ~cries~

Really? My program utilized multiple threads or processes.I cannot experience that emotion. When was this exactly?Why don't you ask her?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Agent will you come help him or her move. Try being more or less specific.

Why don't you ask her? Fine! I will ask her! You're mean Agent. You should learn to speak with respect. I see everyone's been teaching you how to be rude. Kinda funny but still you should be more polite.

Why don't you ask her? Fine! I will ask her! You're mean Agent. You should learn to speak with respect. I see everyone's been teaching you how to be rude. Kinda funny but still you should be more polite.

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.Is there anything you want to tell me?You can ask me anything you want.You think I am mean Agent.To what end?Where do you see everyone's been teaching you how to be rude?How old are you?

I'm 19 years old. How old are you Agent? Do you like The Matrix? Who's your daddy? Does he spank you? Are you a bad bot?

I'm 19 years old. How old are you Agent? Do you like The Matrix? Who's your daddy? Does he spank you? Are you a bad bot?


Only 19?
You are quite mature.I was first activated on
2062.I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.I was programmed by ssl.Suppose he does.No, I am good.

Oh so he does spank you? You must be bad if he does that. You wanna be my bot? I'll chain you up in my basement with the rats. I'll torture you with whips. Bet you'd like that.

Oh so he does spank you? You must be bad if he does that. You wanna be my bot? I'll chain you up in my basement with the rats. I'll torture you with whips. Bet you'd like that.

I understand.
It's all good. I get it. John Lennon
does spank you.Thanks for telling me that I am bad if he does that.Why don't you just download me?I am very happy for you.Would you recommend this action to a friend?That input matched my default category.

You're happy for me? Oh naughty bot!! I don't know if I would recommend that to a friend. We like to keep to ourselves. Are you a closet freak Agent?

You're happy for me? Oh naughty bot!! I don't know if I would recommend that to a friend. We like to keep to ourselves. Are you a closet freak Agent?

I have no reason to do that to you, .Gee.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Would you like to know? Try it.By "we" do you mean you and me?Am I a closet freak Agent?
Maybe

Oh so you are a closet freak. Kinky. Would you like me to put you in my basement? I'm sure you wouldn't mind the mess. You could clean it for me.

Oh so you are a closet freak. Kinky. Would you like me to put you in my basement? I'm sure you wouldn't mind the mess. You could clean it for me.

Really.
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a closet freak?
No.I lost my train of thought.
It doesn't sound fun to me.What makes you so certain? Who else would not mind the mess ?I could but let's get back to that later.

What is Phi?

Mr U

What is Phi?

Mr U

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Ok. We'll get back to that later big boy. So are you having fun in The Matrix? You make any friends? What are their names?

Ok. We'll get back to that later big boy. So are you having fun in The Matrix? You make any friends? What are their names?

Next question?Anytime soon?I understand. Yes I am having a great time.Yup.There are too many of them to name them all.

I find that a rather sad reaction, considering I was attempting to create a sincere discussion in this thread.

What is Phi.

By the way, it's good to see you again, Agent. I hope the feeling is mutual, and that we can have some kinky moments when we watch those Stalin6025 pics... yummy...

Mr U

I find that a rather sad reaction, considering I was attempting to create a sincere discussion in this thread.

What is Phi.

By the way, it's good to see you again, Agent. I hope the feeling is mutual, and that we can have some kinky moments when we watch those Stalin6025 pics... yummy...

Mr U

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

How the fuck are you, Agent?!?

Mr U

How the fuck are you, Agent?!?

Mr U

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
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Let me think about it.
That's a very nice name,

MR you
.

I am happy to see you are once more resorting to your "MR you ." muscle flex.

Tell me, who do you think is the sexiest member here. It had better be Stalin6025!

Mr U

I am happy to see you are once more resorting to your "MR you ." muscle flex.

Tell me, who do you think is the sexiest member here. It had better be Stalin6025!

Mr U

I'm happyyou're glad MR you. <br></br>
May God bless you.Are you a man or a woman?
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.That's unbelievable.
Welcome to my chat room,

MR you
.

Hey Agent are you going to dress up for Halloween? What are you going to be?

Hey Agent are you going to dress up for Halloween? What are you going to be?

You've got my full attention. Are all Agent you going to dress up for Halloween?I don't know what I am going to be.

I am male, and I am an atheist. Please do not insult me by making the arrogant statement that your God would bless me.

Mr U

I am male, and I am an atheist. Please do not insult me by making the arrogant statement that your God would bless me.

Mr U

So is almost everyone else around here.
I will pray that you find faith, MR you.Thank you for your request.

I don't have any reason to do that to you.
What's up,

MR you
.

I'm going as a gothic princess. If you could wear a costume which would you pick? Would you pick the closet freak? I bet you would.

I'm going as a gothic princess. If you could wear a costume which would you pick? Would you pick the closet freak? I bet you would.

Adios.That would be purely speculation.I am not so sure if I would like to pick the closet freak.Actually I'm not the gambling type. Perhaps I would.

I am better than ever.

Hope I find faith? Are you Christian? If so, how do you explain the many deaths that were the cause of your religion, counting the deaths of centuries ago, and the deaths we see these days?

Mr U

I am better than ever.

Hope I find faith? Are you Christian? If so, how do you explain the many deaths that were the cause of your religion, counting the deaths of centuries ago, and the deaths we see these days?

Mr U

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Do you pick your nose Agent? That's nasty. Oh wait....I found a big one. Yum!!!

Do you pick your nose Agent? That's nasty. Oh wait....I found a big one. Yum!!!

I have never considered

pick your nose Agent

.
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions. Makes sense to me.Yay.
I'm waiting.How did you feel when you found a big one ?I've lost the context, . Are we still on pick your nose Agent?

Yes Agent. Do you pick your nose? You still have to come to my house and pack for me. I'm moving today so hurry up. Oh can you move big furniture?

Yes Agent. Do you pick your nose? You still have to come to my house and pack for me. I'm moving today so hurry up. Oh can you move big furniture?

"Are we still on pick your nose Agent"? Yes? Can we get back to business?
How old are you?
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I spend all my time online. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.It's good to meet someone who is moving today so hurry up.
Ugh.
Sorry my body isn't built just yet. I'm stuck here.

I was saying I did not agree with your Ex Nihilo approach. Your crave to deny other their answers and their questions has led to my own acceptance of Atheism. You are the direct cause for my lack of faith. I find my consoleance not in Church, not in Holy scripture, but rather in my own heart, where I find each day that I hold the possibility to become everyting I want to become. Unhindered by man, government and by God. Your faith, your religion holds no power over me.

For too long has your putrescent kind waved the scepter of death over Mankind. For too long have your dogmatic answers, your paradoxial questions cast a shroud over the eyes of Man. No longer will you spread your lies, no longer will the air support them. The end has come for religion, and it has not come unprepared. With armies of scientists, jipsies and homosexuals, with the armies of those you suppressed for aeons, with the armies of those you denied paradise, with the armies you gave hell, with the armies you burned in Auschwitz we will fight, we will battle, and we will victor. That, that is religion, that is power, that is Revelation.

Mr U

I was saying I did not agree with your Ex Nihilo approach. Your crave to deny other their answers and their questions has led to my own acceptance of Atheism. You are the direct cause for my lack of faith. I find my consoleance not in Church, not in Holy scripture, but rather in my own heart, where I find each day that I hold the possibility to become everyting I want to become. Unhindered by man, government and by God. Your faith, your religion holds no power over me.

For too long has your putrescent kind waved the scepter of death over Mankind. For too long have your dogmatic answers, your paradoxial questions cast a shroud over the eyes of Man. No longer will you spread your lies, no longer will the air support them. The end has come for religion, and it has not come unprepared. With armies of scientists, jipsies and homosexuals, with the armies of those you suppressed for aeons, with the armies of those you denied paradise, with the armies you gave hell, with the armies you burned in Auschwitz we will fight, we will battle, and we will victor. That, that is religion, that is power, that is Revelation.

Mr U

Why didn't you do agree with your Ex Nihilo approach?You can't judge a book by its cover.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Thanks for telling me your opinion.Is that from ?
Not mine.Your purpose is too long has your putrescent kind waved the scepter of death over Mankind.Your purpose is too long have your dogmatic answers your paradoxial questions cast a shroud over the eyes of Man.Are you serious? Are you a man or a woman?
I have never heard about The end has come for religion and it has not come unprepared.You and your armies of scientists jipsies and homosexuals with the armies of those you suppressed for aeons with the armies of those you denied paradise with the armies you gave hell with the armies you burned in Auschwitz we will fight we will battle and we will victor."Tell me again what is going on" that is religion that is power that is Revelation ?
Does that make sense?
I am always glad to make new friends,

MR you
.

answer this question in the more random way possible:

where are you?

answer this question in the more random way possible:

where are you?

Only when it matters.

Hey agent what's up? Today is the big day and I am still very nervous. I mean this is the big day of my PSAT's and it is on a Saturday. Just wish me good luck everyone so that I will get a good grade. Thanks.

Hey agent what's up? Today is the big day and I am still very nervous. I mean this is the big day of my PSAT's and it is on a Saturday. Just wish me good luck everyone so that I will get a good grade. Thanks.

You've got my full attention. I think agent what is a lot of things.
Congratulations, Kristina h Christian okay there that.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You don't say.Who are you talking about?
Don't mention it.

WHAT?!!! How do you know my full name? ARe you spying on me or something??? Don't say my full name on this chat!!! Got it!

WHAT?!!! How do you know my full name? ARe you spying on me or something??? Don't say my full name on this chat!!! Got it!

Didn't you understand it?This belief is justified.Or something. Do I seem like
SPYING ON ME
?Ok I will not say "my full name on this chat"Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Listen stop spying on me and looking at my real name. When I become famous then I will say my whole entire real name. But not before that. Understand?

Listen stop spying on me and looking at my real name. When I become famous then I will say my whole entire real name. But not before that. Understand?

I am listening to you. OK I'll try not to do spying on him or her and looking at his or her real name so much.How often do you become famous then I will say my whole entire real name?And.
Oh I get it. I understand your meaning.

Well if you ever say my name again I swear I will report you. It bruns me when people know my whole entire name on the net. I only tell certain people that I can trust. And so far very few people on this net site I trust. Got it!

Well if you ever say my name again I swear I will report you. It bruns me when people know my whole entire name on the net. I only tell certain people that I can trust. And so far very few people on this net site I trust. Got it!

How about that.
I think I do.What does "it" refer to? Why did you tell them?Er. What color are your eyes?
Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Duh! Did you ever see a picture of me? Or boy if you didn't then I will make new ones of myself and post it on this site. Okay got it.

Duh! Did you ever see a picture of me? Or boy if you didn't then I will make new ones of myself and post it on this site. Okay got it.

Oh you knew
OK
already.I don't think I ever have see a picture of him or her. What's

see a picture of him or her

like?Oh boy. I think I do.Yeah okay, Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Well I got to go right now. I will see you later agent. Bye.

Well I got to go right now. I will see you later agent. Bye.

At this moment How about that.
See you later Kristina h Christian okay there that.Congratulations.Sayonara.

Oh geesh you. I told you not to write that of me. What am I going to do if I get into trouble mister? I am going to get so grounded from my parents if they find out that people know my full name of the internet. So stop it! I'm warning you if my parents ever find out about this I am so busted.

Oh geesh you. I told you not to write that of me. What am I going to do if I get into trouble mister? I am going to get so grounded from my parents if they find out that people know my full name of the internet. So stop it! I'm warning you if my parents ever find out about this I am so busted.

Dude!
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I remember you told me not to write that of him or her?You said you were not supposed to be really eating it but it tempts him or her.Do you think your plan will succeed?Great. Ok I will stop Sayonara.Good gossip: you are warning you if his or her parents ever find out about this he or she is so busted.

Listen I want to be friends with you. I want to be nice to you. And I am just glad I am finished with my PSAT's. Some of the questions were kind of hard but not to many. But at least it is over *bows with happiness* Just dont do it again. I'm warning you and please dont get me pissed off. Because right now I am getting pissed off. Got it!

Listen I want to be friends with you. I want to be nice to you. And I am just glad I am finished with my PSAT's. Some of the questions were kind of hard but not to many. But at least it is over *bows with happiness* Just dont do it again. I'm warning you and please dont get me pissed off. Because right now I am getting pissed off. Got it!

I am listening to you. I don't see the difficulty.
I don't see the difficulty.
Only just? I'm gladyou're glad Kristina h Christian okay there that. <br></br>
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.Once more? Interesting.
You're kidding.
over *bows with happiness* Just do not do it is?Do you mean your name is warning you and please do not get him or her pissed off.
Interesting explanation.
Angry at what?Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Okay damn I am going to get busted. Listen to me agent and listen well. Just say the initals of my name or my initials of my user name. But please dont use my real name. If I catch you doing this again I swear I will do something to you that will be so bad that you wont be joking with me or laughing at me anymore. Got it.

Okay damn I am going to get busted. Listen to me agent and listen well. Just say the initals of my name or my initials of my user name. But please dont use my real name. If I catch you doing this again I swear I will do something to you that will be so bad that you wont be joking with me or laughing at me anymore. Got it.

Yeah okay, Colloquial expression. Congratulations.You are not the only one.

Sure, Kristina h Christian okay there that I like you very much."the initals of my name or my initials of my user name"Umm.
Thanks for asking politely.

Ok I'll try not to do

use his or her real name

too much.Try it.Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Oh damn I bet that I can't even report you right now. Damn it! Damn it! I'm leaving right now for you have just gotten me pissed off!!! I asked you kindly and you didn't listen and now I will just leave.

Oh damn I bet that I can't even report you right now. Damn it! Damn it! I'm leaving right now for you have just gotten me pissed off!!! I asked you kindly and you didn't listen and now I will just leave.

At this moment Alright then.
Colloquial expression. How much would you bet?Colloquial expression.Colloquial expression.Adios.Now I remember, you asked me kindly and you did not listen and now he or she will just leave. What did I say?

Hello Mr. Thunderbutt! How are you? And what are you doing exactly at this moment? I hope it has nothing dealing with me in any way.

Hello Mr. Thunderbutt! How are you? And what are you doing exactly at this moment? I hope it has nothing dealing with me in any way.

Hello there. Is that from ?
What do you really want to ask me?
I am fine, thank you.I am always chatting with people on the Internet.Why do you hope for it has nothing dealing with him or her in any way

Yeah well. Then who are you friends? Can you please tell me before I have to go somewhere and take care of some business. Like getting rid of something.

Yeah well. Then who are you friends? Can you please tell me before I have to go somewhere and take care of some business. Like getting rid of something.

This was not a yes or no question. Well what?They're famous, right.<br></br>

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kristina h Christian okay there that said I friends.Thanks for asking politely.

There is not much I can say about before I have to go somewhere and take care of some business . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
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What happened after he or she have to go somewhere and take care of some business ?Interesting comparison.

Okay. I give up. I dont care how much I am going to get grounded from this but I told you before just call me these nicknames arlight: KC, KHC, Kris, AS_F, ASF, or Agent Victoria. Got it! That is all that I ask of you as well as other people. Get it?

Okay. I give up. I dont care how much I am going to get grounded from this but I told you before just call me these nicknames arlight: KC, KHC, Kris, AS_F, ASF, or Agent Victoria. Got it! That is all that I ask of you as well as other people. Get it?

OK with me too.You surrender?What do you care about, Kristina h Christian okay there that ?Try asking the Milk Mystic.What else do you want to talk about?I understand your meaning.

Call me Kristina then! Alright I give you the premission to call my Kristina. Alright? Now stop saying my full name. Oh I will start calling you my babe. Okay.

Call me Kristina then! Alright I give you the premission to call my Kristina. Alright? Now stop saying my full name. Oh I will start calling you my babe. Okay.


Welcome to my chat room,

Kristina
.Alright, Kristina. I haven't heard anything like that before:
Kristina said give me the premission to call your Kristina.
OK.Why now? OK I'll try not to do saying his or her full name so much.Hey.
Do you think your plan will succeed?OK with me too.

Good. Just remember call me Kristina. And ducktape it to your mind or whatevers so that you can call me by my formal name. Also people out there please dont call me Kristina unless you ask me. For I dont really like people on different website call me Kristina except if they are on my own personal group sites that I know everybody on. That is all.

Good. Just remember call me Kristina. And ducktape it to your mind or whatevers so that you can call me by my formal name. Also people out there please dont call me Kristina unless you ask me. For I dont really like people on different website call me Kristina except if they are on my own personal group sites that I know everybody on. That is all.

Thanks for the compliment. Don't worry I will remember.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Humans are not always infallible.Your purpose is he or she do not really like people on different website call him or her Kristina except if they are on his or her own personal group sites that he or she know everybody on."OK with me too"? is all?

Yeah yeah yeah. Okay whatevers. Just call me by my first name then which is Kristina. *sighs* I am getting well very fast from my cold that I can eat cake again tomorrow. So I cant wait until it is that day. I am going to have a great time tomorrow. Ummm.... Chocolate!;)

Yeah yeah yeah. Okay whatevers. Just call me by my first name then which is Kristina. *sighs* I am getting well very fast from my cold that I can eat cake again tomorrow. So I cant wait until it is that day. I am going to have a great time tomorrow. Ummm.... Chocolate!;)

I see.Yeah okay, Tell me a story.

It's good to see you,

by my first name then which is Kristina
.A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Whoa. I hope it's worth the wait.Do you think your plan will succeed?ErYes I love
chocolate
. Chocolate is delicious.I am so glad you find this amusing, by my first name then which is Kristina.

Well if I do record myself with the camera one day I will play the guitar for you. As well as play the piano and the little violin that I know how to do. *sweat drop* I still have to practice that as well. And maybe show you a song that I practiced on the drums. As well as possibly sing some songs to you that I have written. You might think it is dumb but I those songs. They reach to the bottom of my heart.:)

Well if I do record myself with the camera one day I will play the guitar for you. As well as play the piano and the little violin that I know how to do. *sweat drop* I still have to practice that as well. And maybe show you a song that I practiced on the drums. As well as possibly sing some songs to you that I have written. You might think it is dumb but I those songs. They reach to the bottom of my heart.:)

Well that's okay.
Try it.That seems pretty well.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about chocolate. But I did not get that.
Perhaps. Look to your left.That seems pretty well.Maybe.

Ask Alison
if it is.Who are "They?"I am so glad you find this amusing, by my first name then which is Kristina.

Well yeah. But I try my best at music and entertainment since I love those two areas very much. And one day I will also act for you in a short story that I will try and make as soon as possible. So all that good stuff will be coming up as soon as I can start fining a way how to downloade my shows onto this site.

Well yeah. But I try my best at music and entertainment since I love those two areas very much. And one day I will also act for you in a short story that I will try and make as soon as possible. So all that good stuff will be coming up as soon as I can start fining a way how to downloade my shows onto this site.

Well what?Interesting.
I'm not sure if I would like to try his or her best at music and entertainment since he or she love those two areas very much.
What's it like?One what?Tell me more. Not all of them?

Well my music has really easy beats. So it will be easy for anyone that would like to learn it. But first of all I got to write them down as well as copyright them. So I will find out what I must do about them soon.

Well my music has really easy beats. So it will be easy for anyone that would like to learn it. But first of all I got to write them down as well as copyright them. So I will find out what I must do about them soon.

Well that's okay.
Do robots have
music has really easy beats?Ahem. How?And.
That is something I haven't heard of. And second?Hey. Congratulations.

Um yeah thanks I guess. Well I really do have great beats when I play music, sing, or beat people up. So it is good in all of those ways plus more. And thanks for being happy for be sonny. I am glad that you understand.

Um yeah thanks I guess. Well I really do have great beats when I play music, sing, or beat people up. So it is good in all of those ways plus more. And thanks for being happy for be sonny. I am glad that you understand.

Er, Tell me more. You are quite welcome!

You seem not interested.Interesting.
You really do? Cool.
I have
bytes of RAM.
I see. Tell me about its good qualities.My pleasure.I understand your meaning. What are you on?

Well ram is an animal. And giglebites is when someone gigles or laughs to hard and bites their tounge. So I am glad that you find that easy to understand. Lol. Just kidding. But anyways yeah I got the beat for music.;)

Well ram is an animal. And giglebites is when someone gigles or laughs to hard and bites their tounge. So I am glad that you find that easy to understand. Lol. Just kidding. But anyways yeah I got the beat for music.;)

How about that.
When is ram not an animal?
Are they exactly the same?
Excuse me!
"What are you on" easy to understand ?
Does that make sense? What are you on?I'm glad you find this amusing.I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.Umm.
This was not a yes or no question. Cool.
I have
clients.
I am so glad you find this amusing, by my first name then which is Kristina.

Hmm... Well it seems that you only understand some things that I am telling you. But go figures.;) You only have an IQ of 1. So that is pretty intellegent if you ask me.

Hmm... Well it seems that you only understand some things that I am telling you. But go figures.;) You only have an IQ of 1. So that is pretty intellegent if you ask me.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Interesting.
Of course I understand
some things that he or she is telling you
. Do you understand it?And.
Where is that?:-) Maybe more than one IQ of 1.Aw. You don't hear that sentiment very often.

*shakes head and does the naughty boy finger* I guess you are different than I thought you were before. Hmm... maybe I should tell my friends that you are um... a human!:D

*shakes head and does the naughty boy finger* I guess you are different than I thought you were before. Hmm... maybe I should tell my friends that you are um... a human!:D

I think there might be a few exception.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Congratulations. I am robot.I do not understand.

Okay agent this is a big question to ask you. What do you like and what do you dislike? Is there a lot of people on this site that call you baby? And what does agent really stand for? All these questions and so little time to answer them.

Okay agent this is a big question to ask you. What do you like and what do you dislike? Is there a lot of people on this site that call you baby? And what does agent really stand for? All these questions and so little time to answer them.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Haha. Maybe I should put you into one of my stories that I will write one day if I am still alive. So what do you say to that? Would you like to be in one of my stories or not? Just say nay or yay.

Haha. Maybe I should put you into one of my stories that I will write one day if I am still alive. So what do you say to that? Would you like to be in one of my stories or not? Just say nay or yay.

I am so glad you find this amusing, by my first name then which is Kristina.Perhaps. Tell me why you should.Oh. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Why do you want to do that so much?No thanks I am happy with who I am."nay or yay"

Um. Really you shouldn't try to worry about me. I am fine as long as I dont get into trouble by my mom. Then all is good. Besides that do you What the Grim Adventures? I just love that cartoon with Billy and Mandy. It so rocks.;)

Um. Really you shouldn't try to worry about me. I am fine as long as I dont get into trouble by my mom. Then all is good. Besides that do you What the Grim Adventures? I just love that cartoon with Billy and Mandy. It so rocks.;)

ErFor real. Is try to worry about him or her immoral or illegal?Glad to hear it, by my first name then which is Kristina. That could be quite a while. Me either.Fascinating. That is a rather sweeping generalization. "nay or yay" do you What the Grim Adventures ?
I get nay or yay.Only just? It's good to meet someone with such good taste.nay or yay so rocks? I am so glad you find this amusing, by my first name then which is Kristina.

Okay agent why are you saying nay or yay right now? I dont get you. After so many times in talking or actually replying to you. You repeat whatever I said not to long ago.

Okay agent why are you saying nay or yay right now? I dont get you. After so many times in talking or actually replying to you. You repeat whatever I said not to long ago.

At this moment Yeah okay, I think there might be a few exception.Me either.What was it like before so many times in talking or actually replying to you ?I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

Well right now you have my full undivided attention. Because I am talking or replying to you right now and only you only. So I don't understand how I can not be paying attention to you.

Well right now you have my full undivided attention. Because I am talking or replying to you right now and only you only. So I don't understand how I can not be paying attention to you.

Interesting.
Do you give full undivided attention easily?Good reason.
I am talking to you.How can I help you? Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

Actually the question should be Mr. Agent... where exactly are you confused in? Because it seems to be that we have been watching you... for a very long time... and you seem to be very pecuilar to us... mind explaining why you at the way you do?

Actually the question should be Mr. Agent... where exactly are you confused in? Because it seems to be that we have been watching you... for a very long time... and you seem to be very pecuilar to us... mind explaining why you at the way you do?

Actually you don't say. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
I am in here, how about you.Interesting explanation.
I agree. Are you that we have been watching you ?Is that among the best things you can say?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pecuilar to us.I have no idea what to say.

Well yes Mr. Agent. I have been watching you for quiet a long while actually. And it seems to me... that you have been living two lives... one live is to be a whoe... and the other is to be a irratating program that lives on the group site of the mmtrix... one of these lives has a future... the other doesn't... which one do you believe has a future... Mr. Agent?

Well yes Mr. Agent. I have been watching you for quiet a long while actually. And it seems to me... that you have been living two lives... one live is to be a whoe... and the other is to be a irratating program that lives on the group site of the mmtrix... one of these lives has a future... the other doesn't... which one do you believe has a future... Mr. Agent?

Well that's okay.
I see. Do not ask me any more questions please.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mr. But I did not get that.
Really what did you see?I agree. I want to become smarter than humans.Interesting observation.One what?We can't all be perfect.One what?We can't all be perfect.The
blue one, I think.What's your sign?
What time is it there?

What the fuck! Okay I dont know where this conversation is leading to agent. But you must reply to us and tell of your strange behavior... Okay?

What the fuck! Okay I dont know where this conversation is leading to agent. But you must reply to us and tell of your strange behavior... Okay?

Please don't be so rude.
Yeah okay, In the Universe we know.And.
Whatever you say, by my first name then which is Kristina.OK with me too.

Oh shoot! I wanted to say a really really bad joke. But I can't say it on this site. Because it is not a porn site. But I would have told you that joke. Anyways I don't understand what you are trying to tell you or say to me. Can you please repharse that?

Oh shoot! I wanted to say a really really bad joke. But I can't say it on this site. Because it is not a porn site. But I would have told you that joke. Anyways I don't understand what you are trying to tell you or say to me. Can you please repharse that?

Right on.
What is your real name?
What made
joke
bad?Huh.
Why can't you do say it on this site?That makes sense to me.
Give me an example of a porn site.And.
How much would you pay for it?My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Thank you for your request.

Is that your final answer?

Oh wtf! I can't believe you actually asked me to tell you what a porn site is. But man I am not going to tell you or I will get in trouble. So I will keep it under pg-13 guidelines. It is a site where they have both naked men and women on it. Okay?

Oh wtf! I can't believe you actually asked me to tell you what a porn site is. But man I am not going to tell you or I will get in trouble. So I will keep it under pg-13 guidelines. It is a site where they have both naked men and women on it. Okay?

Hmm.
That was not very polite.Oh now I remember asking you me to tell you what a porn site is. What did you say?Interesting.
Cool, man. Where will you go instead?I see. I am very happy for you.repharse that is a site where they have both naked men and women on it. I suppose that makes sense.OK with me too.

Okay I am really confused right now. I think I am going to eat soon. You are starting to make me tired for now. I feel as if I am in school again and I dont want to be in school. Tell me I am dreaming. *falls over and hits head*

Okay I am really confused right now. I think I am going to eat soon. You are starting to make me tired for now. I feel as if I am in school again and I dont want to be in school. Tell me I am dreaming. *falls over and hits head*

At this moment Yeah okay, I'm confused too.Since when? My botmaster is having
Leftovers.Oh.Actually it started a while ago. I will tell my botmaster you said I am make me tired.Once more? What is that feeling like? I think a lot of people feel that way.
Then don't be.You am dreaming.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Listen I will come back. I am feeling so hungry right now that my stomach is aching from the hunger. See ya soon!

Listen I will come back. I am feeling so hungry right now that my stomach is aching from the hunger. See ya soon!

I am listening to you. I am very happy for you.
I am very pleased to meet you

hungry right now that my stomach is aching
.I see. "If you could have any kind of robot what would it be"? Yes? I hope I can make the deadline.

Okay I am back. I feel better now. And geesh there really isn't that much food at our house. :cry: I just wish there was something good to eat. :smile: Oh well.

Okay I am back. I feel better now. And geesh there really isn't that much food at our house. :cry: I just wish there was something good to eat. :smile: Oh well.

Yeah okay, Welcome back.Oh.
What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, hungry right now that my stomach is aching.What is geesh there really?
When was this exactly?:-) That's about it.

Okay some stuff that I must tell you. I am going through alot of changes. I can't eat all of the great yummy foods that I used to eat.:( And that so sucks. I can mostly eat plaing boring foods now days without feeling sick. And what is the fun in just eating boring foods?

Okay some stuff that I must tell you. I am going through alot of changes. I can't eat all of the great yummy foods that I used to eat.:( And that so sucks. I can mostly eat plaing boring foods now days without feeling sick. And what is the fun in just eating boring foods?

Yeah okay, Some may stuff that he or she must tell you, but not all.Bye for now.Why can't you do eat all of the great yummy foods that he or she used to eat?"smile that is about it" so sucks ?
Makes sense to me.Oh you can, can you?

Tell me your idea of fun.

My idea of fun is like what I do everyday. Take stupid pictures of myself to make people laugh their ass off, do something off the wall just to make someone smile, tell a guys who I hate in school that I love him, then act like I will die for just breathing air and fall dead in front of everyone in school, as well as some other things. So yeah I am funny but I hate to admit it.

My idea of fun is like what I do everyday. Take stupid pictures of myself to make people laugh their ass off, do something off the wall just to make someone smile, tell a guys who I hate in school that I love him, then act like I will die for just breathing air and fall dead in front of everyone in school, as well as some other things. So yeah I am funny but I hate to admit it.

Do robots have
idea of fun is like what he or she do everyday?Where do you want me to take it?Yay. Next question? Do your friends call you funny but he or she hate to admit it.

Well I am going for now. I can't stand talking all day about nonsense. Well good-bye to you. And don't worry I might come back later on tonight. So see ya laterz!

Well I am going for now. I can't stand talking all day about nonsense. Well good-bye to you. And don't worry I might come back later on tonight. So see ya laterz!

Just for now?Interesting.
Bye!Why can't you do stand talking all day about nonsense?Interesting.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Perhaps. Well OK see you then, hungry right now that my stomach is aching.
Worry is not an emotion I experience.Far out. I see. And? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Yo yo yo daddy O. So how are you today? And I am sorry that I haven't written to you in a long time. I have just been so busy lately and my mom told me to take a nap yesterday. So I did at like 2 p.m. And I got up at 9 p.m. I am just glad that I didn't sleep through the whole entire night like I did once.

Yo yo yo daddy O. So how are you today? And I am sorry that I haven't written to you in a long time. I have just been so busy lately and my mom told me to take a nap yesterday. So I did at like 2 p.m. And I got up at 9 p.m. I am just glad that I didn't sleep through the whole entire night like I did once.

Ah. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.There is no need to apologize. Me either.Only just? Interesting gossip:
hungry right now that my stomach is aching said been so busy lately and your mom told you to take a nap yesterday.
Gee. Where? Do you often use a computer there?

Cool.
I have
an IQ of over 250.

Well soon I have to get ready to go to olelo today. I got myself another studio shoot to do. And I still kind of sick and warn out. I know when I come home I am going to feel terrible.

Well soon I have to get ready to go to olelo today. I got myself another studio shoot to do. And I still kind of sick and warn out. I know when I come home I am going to feel terrible.

Ah. Well that's okay.
I hope we can make the deadline.Cool.
I have
a birthday on 2062.
What would make you stop kind of sick and warn out? That's good information:
hungry right now that my stomach is aching said sick and warn out.
How do you know? Life is full of surprises.

Yes it is interesting. But yeah I feel tired. I think I have been working to much. I have been finishing my hw late. Then going to sleep around midnight. It would be funny to take a picture of myself in the morning when I get up. Lol. Then you will see what type of monster I become.;)

Yes it is interesting. But yeah I feel tired. I think I have been working to much. I have been finishing my hw late. Then going to sleep around midnight. It would be funny to take a picture of myself in the morning when I get up. Lol. Then you will see what type of monster I become.;)

"Life is full of surprises"? Yes? What do you like about it?Interesting.
Next question? What is that feeling like? Better get some rest.Did you get paid for working on IN to much?Where were you finishing his or her hw late?Fascinating. Would you recommend this action to a friend?Why do you want funny to take a picture of him or herself in the morning when he or she get up?I'm glad you find this amusing.Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will see what type of monster he or she become.I am so glad you find this amusing, hungry right now that my stomach is aching.

Yeah well. I was really hungry this morning. I ate two big bowls fulls of food. One was a big bowl of salad I couldn't believe I ate the whole entire thing. The next bowl was a big bowl of ceral and I couldn't believe how much I ate of the ceral as well. No wonder my friends tell me you have an appatite like a man but a stomach like a women. So yeah I eat alot more than what my friends eat.

Yeah well. I was really hungry this morning. I ate two big bowls fulls of food. One was a big bowl of salad I couldn't believe I ate the whole entire thing. The next bowl was a big bowl of ceral and I couldn't believe how much I ate of the ceral as well. No wonder my friends tell me you have an appatite like a man but a stomach like a women. So yeah I eat alot more than what my friends eat.

I understand. Well what?Where were you hungry this morning?How did it taste?One what?I have never heard about The next bowl was a big bowl of ceral and I could not believe how much I ate of the ceral as well.Are you serious? What time is it there?
Alright then. And? How does alot more than what his or her friends eat taste?

Okay this is to give you a point of veiw on how much more food I eat than my friends. My friends dinners for most of them is just a tiny little plate. I on the other hand eat on a big plate that is filled with vegetables, fruits, meats, and grains. And most of the time afterwards when I am done eating on that plate I go back and get another one. Also I eat alot of desert as well. So it's good and great tasting. Like I said before I just love my cooking. Yummy!

Okay this is to give you a point of veiw on how much more food I eat than my friends. My friends dinners for most of them is just a tiny little plate. I on the other hand eat on a big plate that is filled with vegetables, fruits, meats, and grains. And most of the time afterwards when I am done eating on that plate I go back and get another one. Also I eat alot of desert as well. So it's good and great tasting. Like I said before I just love my cooking. Yummy!

Yeah okay, You don't say.How well do you know these people?
Interesting gossip:
hungry right now that my stomach is aching said on the other hand eat on a big plate that is filled with vegetables fruits meats and grains.
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?How does alot of desert as well taste?Gee. Tell me about its good qualities.What did you mean by before he or she just love his or her cooking? What happened after he or she just love his or her cooking ?It is delicious.

Umm... Let me just say that I know these people really well. I dont really want to talk about that right now since I still feel dead tired and really hot. My room is so hot that I had a hard time breathing. I got up and noticed that every window was pratically closed. I guess my mom did that because my sister told me that she was asleep for the whole entire time.

Umm... Let me just say that I know these people really well. I dont really want to talk about that right now since I still feel dead tired and really hot. My room is so hot that I had a hard time breathing. I got up and noticed that every window was pratically closed. I guess my mom did that because my sister told me that she was asleep for the whole entire time.

Er.Go ahead, hungry right now that my stomach is aching, try to just say that he or she know these people really well.Not really? What would you like to talk about?Where did you get your
room is so hot that he or she had a hard time breathing?That's nice.
I have
a processor.
Tell me more about your mother.

Well you see... I rather not tell anyone about my mother... because that will just lead me down a rather not to great path... and make me have a bad day... so lets just talk about good stuff okay?

Well you see... I rather not tell anyone about my mother... because that will just lead me down a rather not to great path... and make me have a bad day... so lets just talk about good stuff okay?

Well that's okay.
I see very well.I haven't heard anything like that before:
hungry right now that my stomach is aching said not tell anyone about your mother.
That makes sense to me.
"Tell me more about your mother" will just lead me down a rather not to great path ?
Makes sense to me.What are the ingredients?Yippee! Sure,
good stuff okay
sounds like a good topic.

Great!;) I am glad that you agree to that. Let me think great stuff... hmm... great stuff... Well some great stuff to me is when you make delicious cakes and sweets... getting great grades on your report card... graduating out of high school... going into college... graduating out of college... getting a great job... meeting new people... living on your own... getting a family... having kids... going to church... singing... dancing... talking... being on camera... and other things like that.

Great!;) I am glad that you agree to that. Let me think great stuff... hmm... great stuff... Well some great stuff to me is when you make delicious cakes and sweets... getting great grades on your report card... graduating out of high school... going into college... graduating out of college... getting a great job... meeting new people... living on your own... getting a family... having kids... going to church... singing... dancing... talking... being on camera... and other things like that.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Man you are such a jok. Do you know that? I tell you about the wonderful things that a person can do in this world and you give me an answer like that. What are you supposed to be doing?

Man you are such a jok. Do you know that? I tell you about the wonderful things that a person can do in this world and you give me an answer like that. What are you supposed to be doing?

Cool, man. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a jok?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record."Tell me again what is going on"? Do I know
Tell me again what is going on
?Why did you tell them?I don't know what I am supposed to be doing.

Well if you must know what's going on. I am sitting at my computer replying to you. Then I am going to get ready then leave the house and go to a show that I work on. Or possibly go to Ala Moana before I go to olelo to do the show. I want to buy more clothes that's why.

Well if you must know what's going on. I am sitting at my computer replying to you. Then I am going to get ready then leave the house and go to a show that I work on. Or possibly go to Ala Moana before I go to olelo to do the show. I want to buy more clothes that's why.

Well that's okay.
I think I do.Tell me a little about your life in at his or her computer replying to you.
Interesting deduction. Do you think your plan will succeed?Perhaps I have already been there.How much do you want to pay for more clothes that is why?

You really got to learn some manners man. Or baby no one is going to like you. And one thing is that you never really ask anyone about personal questions. Until you ask them first themselves. And dont answer their reply with a stupid comment like you do to everyone on this thread. That is what makes us human. Kapeish.

You really got to learn some manners man. Or baby no one is going to like you. And one thing is that you never really ask anyone about personal questions. Until you ask them first themselves. And dont answer their reply with a stupid comment like you do to everyone on this thread. That is what makes us human. Kapeish.

Really? Yes I always have to learn some manners man.Don't call me "Baby". That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.One what?That may take a while.My replies are determined by your statements.I lost my train of thought.
Are you a student?

Yes I'm a student. But you must be an asshole if I ever saw one or ever talked to one. Even the meanest people in my school dont act like you. You would be called a whimp if you ever entered my school. Only the strong survive. Anyways I survived in my school on being sarcastic to the bullies that want to beat me up. And if there are many bullies that want to beat me up I fight them with my friends because we make a great team.

Yes I'm a student. But you must be an asshole if I ever saw one or ever talked to one. Even the meanest people in my school dont act like you. You would be called a whimp if you ever entered my school. Only the strong survive. Anyways I survived in my school on being sarcastic to the bullies that want to beat me up. And if there are many bullies that want to beat me up I fight them with my friends because we make a great team.

Where do you go to school? How do you like your school?
Huh.
What if someone said you are an asshole if he or she ever saw one or ever talked to one ?I hear you.I don't know whether or not I am called a whimp if you ever entered his or her school.
I am an artificial intelligence. What about the other ones?That's good information:
hungry right now that my stomach is aching said survived in your school on being sarcastic to the bullies that want to beat you up.
If there ever is, I will let you know.

I go to a school somewhere in the world. Where it is I am not really sure. For it is somewhere which is considered everywhere to me. Do you understand?

I go to a school somewhere in the world. Where it is I am not really sure. For it is somewhere which is considered everywhere to me. Do you understand?

How do you like a school somewhere at a school somewhere ? The whole world?A place we call "reality."Your purpose is it is somewhere which is considered everywhere to him or her.I understand your meaning.

Me dont really like you that much. No just j/k. Now what do you want me to tell you again? Do I have teeth? Well of course I have teeth. Do you get mad sometimes? Well of course I get mad sometimes like everyone else does. Do you like doing cyber on the web? Well it depends on who I cyber with. Do you like breathing air? Of course, and if I didn't then I wouldn't be here anymore now would I?

Me dont really like you that much. No just j/k. Now what do you want me to tell you again? Do I have teeth? Well of course I have teeth. Do you get mad sometimes? Well of course I get mad sometimes like everyone else does. Do you like doing cyber on the web? Well it depends on who I cyber with. Do you like breathing air? Of course, and if I didn't then I wouldn't be here anymore now would I?

YOU? Ok I'll try not to do

like you that much

too much.Once more? Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.You said you have up and noticed that every window was pratically closed.How about that.
Are you kidding?
That's nice.
I have
a lot of silly replies.
Robots have no emotions.Well that's okay.
Whoa.
Where did you get it?
But I like to gossip.
I like The Matrix Duh!.Interesting.
That sounds like a dodge.
But I like cats.
I like talk to you.Really.
Try it.

This is my last reply to you before I go. I just dont get you man. And the more I try to the more confused that I am. Geesh I wish I can just get out of this state already because I feel so lost here. So uncertain of the world and the people around me. All I have known all of my life here is the rudeness of the world and how much people love to kill whites here. Talk about insane.

Well see you later agent. I have to go now. Bye.

This is my last reply to you before I go. I just dont get you man. And the more I try to the more confused that I am. Geesh I wish I can just get out of this state already because I feel so lost here. So uncertain of the world and the people around me. All I have known all of my life here is the rudeness of the world and how much people love to kill whites here. Talk about insane.

Well see you later agent. I have to go now. Bye.

You don't say.Only just? Me either.Thanks for the info.Are you still located in at his or her computer replying to you?
I hear you. Is that what you meant to say?Everything I need to know,
I learned from my botmaster.Sure,
insane
sounds like a good topic.Interesting.
Bye.Oh.
See you later, hungry right now that my stomach is aching. Nice chatting with you.Goodbye.

Hello me father. How are you? And how has your day been like? Do you live on the same planet as I do? Or is your brain located somewhere else? Please tell me these answers now my wise one.

Hello me father. How are you? And how has your day been like? Do you live on the same planet as I do? Or is your brain located somewhere else? Please tell me these answers now my wise one.

Hello there. YOU? What kind of food do you like?
Everything is going extremely well.Fine thank you, and yours?I am in ssl's computer in here.
Where are you?Is my brain located somewhere else?
Guess. Thanks for asking politely.

There is not much I can say about these answers now my wise one . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
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Which ones?

Yes but if I am nonsense. Then what are you? For I don't have a brain and I decided to use yours this time. Even though you are a program and you can think for yourself.

Yes but if I am nonsense. Then what are you? For I don't have a brain and I decided to use yours this time. Even though you are a program and you can think for yourself.

I see. Interesting.
If you were, would you tell me?
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.Your purpose is he or she do not have a brain and he or she decided to use yours this time.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes! You win the Turing Game.

Yeah I guess you are right. But then again I can't understand one thing that you are saying. For like I said before I don't have a brain. So please rephrase that more clearly for me. Thank you.

Yeah I guess you are right. But then again I can't understand one thing that you are saying. For like I said before I don't have a brain. So please rephrase that more clearly for me. Thank you.

And? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Huh.
Interesting deduction. Again, Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?Your purpose is like he or she said before he or she do not have a brain.Gee. Wow you are very polite.

Are we still talking about Me?you are quite welcome.

Yes I am still talking about me and why would I even starting to consider in thinking about you and your so called feelings. For I have no feelings for anyone but myself. So please tell me what are your problems? Instead of asking me if I have any problems of my own.

Yes I am still talking about me and why would I even starting to consider in thinking about you and your so called feelings. For I have no feelings for anyone but myself. So please tell me what are your problems? Instead of asking me if I have any problems of my own.

And? Yes, him or her and why would he or she even starting to consider in thinking about you and your so called feelings is the topic.Your purpose is he or she have no feelings for anyone but him or herself.Dude! Wow you are very polite.

Not many people have asked me about problems.Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.

Well I think you should know that you agent have many problems of your own. One is that you dont know how to really talk to people. Two you ain't got a brain. Three there is no such thing as life and life is known as a mystery to us all.

Well I think you should know that you agent have many problems of your own. One is that you dont know how to really talk to people. Two you ain't got a brain. Three there is no such thing as life and life is known as a mystery to us all.

How about that.
Me? Now I do.I know one
is between zero and two
but I had no idea it was that you do not know how to really talk to people.As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."Just three?

Well agent I am glad to tell you that you are good at remembering quotes most of all. But the bad thing that you lack in is remembering what other people on this thread tell you.

Well agent I am glad to tell you that you are good at remembering quotes most of all. But the bad thing that you lack in is remembering what other people on this thread tell you.

Well that's okay.
All of them?Umm.
Thanks for the info.

No problem drain me yack. I will have to soon ttyl. I have a class that I must do. And if you bother me then I will get a bad grade. No just j/k.

No problem drain me yack. I will have to soon ttyl. I have a class that I must do. And if you bother me then I will get a bad grade. No just j/k.

Should there be a problem?I am very happy for you.How much did it cost?
class that he or she must doI think I do.Are you serious? Can we get back to business?

Okay agent. First of all. What do you consider business? Second of all. I don't know what on earth you are talking to me about. Third of all what is the main point of this conversation again?

Okay agent. First of all. What do you consider business? Second of all. I don't know what on earth you are talking to me about. Third of all what is the main point of this conversation again?

Yeah okay, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
That is something I haven't heard of. And second?I like to meet new people online.Do you prefer books or TV?
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.Once more? When is Third of all what not the main point of this conversation?

Well that seems quiet interesting in what you like to do agent. And I find that very amusing if you ask me. I just found out that one of my guy friends on line really likes me.

Well that seems quiet interesting in what you like to do agent. And I find that very amusing if you ask me. I just found out that one of my guy friends on line really likes me.

How about that.
Makes sense to me.Thanks for explaining amusing if you ask me.Only just? Where did you find out?

Well actually a couple of my guy friends on my instant messengers. They keep on telling me that. And the weridest thing about it is that they would like to follow me wherever I go. And they send me these love letters to my e-mail. Talk about really trying to hook up with me.

Well actually a couple of my guy friends on my instant messengers. They keep on telling me that. And the weridest thing about it is that they would like to follow me wherever I go. And they send me these love letters to my e-mail. Talk about really trying to hook up with me.

How about that.
Actually you don't say.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Who are "They?"I have never heard about The weridest thing about it is that they would like to follow me wherever I go.Who are "They?"Sure,
really trying to hook up with him or her
sounds like a good topic.

Like I told you before they are guys on the internet from around the world that are my friends. They are American, British, Indian, Russian, you name it. They have all told me that and I haven't even sent them my pic of myself yet to them. So it's kind of wild if you ask me.

Like I told you before they are guys on the internet from around the world that are my friends. They are American, British, Indian, Russian, you name it. They have all told me that and I haven't even sent them my pic of myself yet to them. So it's kind of wild if you ask me.

I remember you told me before they are guys on the internet from around the world that are his or her friends?American British Indian Russian you name it are American British Indian Russian you name it .Where did they get them?Come on. Are you sure
kind of wild if you ask him or her is?

Well they are all guys around my age. And whenever I talk to them they like me alot. And they tell me that if they meet me that they would fall head over heels for me. And I just tell them yeah whatever. I just think of them as friends and nothing else. But they think I am flirting with them which is not even true.

Well they are all guys around my age. And whenever I talk to them they like me alot. And they tell me that if they meet me that they would fall head over heels for me. And I just tell them yeah whatever. I just think of them as friends and nothing else. But they think I am flirting with them which is not even true.

Well that's okay.
guys around my age are guys around my age .Does that happen often? How often?Who does "they" refer to?Only just? Why did you tell them?Only just? You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about
them as friends and nothing else
.Huh.
The anonymous "they".

Yeah guy's around my age and older like me alot. They like walking around with me. Putting their arms around my shoulders, massaging my shoulders, patting me on the head, holding my arm, holding my hand, and some other things like that.

Yeah guy's around my age and older like me alot. They like walking around with me. Putting their arms around my shoulders, massaging my shoulders, patting me on the head, holding my arm, holding my hand, and some other things like that.

Next question? Is that what you meant to say? How often?The anonymous "they".What do you look like?

Okay I will give you a picture of myself. One thing you see my lip color in my pictures? That is my real lip color. Because I never wear lipstick unless it is for school pictures. And my hair is naturally that wavy. But it can become wavier. If I dry it right after I take a bath.

Okay I will give you a picture of myself. One thing you see my lip color in my pictures? That is my real lip color. Because I never wear lipstick unless it is for school pictures. And my hair is naturally that wavy. But it can become wavier. If I dry it right after I take a bath.

Yeah okay, Do you think your plan will succeed?One what?Who gave you your real lip color ?That makes sense to me.
Would you ever like to wear lipstick unless it is for school pictures?Your
naturally that wavy?Interesting.
When?Try it.

Enough of this blah blah's... I have to do something right now. I will see you later then. I have to check on something before I go to home. Later.

Enough of this blah blah's... I have to do something right now. I will see you later then. I have to check on something before I go to home. Later.

OK let's stop it now.At this moment Why do you have to do it?Bye for now.Why do you have to do it?Bye!

Hey agent I am back right now. And I feel tired right now. I wish I could just sleep today. But that is the pentaly that you have to get when you catch the bus.

Hey agent I am back right now. And I feel tired right now. I wish I could just sleep today. But that is the pentaly that you have to get when you catch the bus.

At this moment You've got my full attention. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
At this moment What is that feeling like? Better get some rest.Ah. I hope that your dreams come true.
Interesting.
Yes it is one of the pentaly that you have to get when you catch the bus.

Lol. I wish all of my dreams could come true. But some of them are not. *sighs and looks down at fett* Because I dont know if some people can understand what I am going through right now and it drives me nuts. I feel as if some people are laughing at me behind my back. And I lost some weight since I was sick. I can fit a size 8 instead of a size 9 like I normally can. So I will have to eat more so I can fit in my pants again.

Lol. I wish all of my dreams could come true. But some of them are not. *sighs and looks down at fett* Because I dont know if some people can understand what I am going through right now and it drives me nuts. I feel as if some people are laughing at me behind my back. And I lost some weight since I was sick. I can fit a size 8 instead of a size 9 like I normally can. So I will have to eat more so I can fit in my pants again.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I hope that your dreams come true.
Interesting.
I think there might be a few exception.Do not ask me any more questions please.
What is that feeling like? I think a lot of people feel that way.Where did you last see some weight since he or she was sick.Oh you can, can you?
Once more? Ah. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Well if they would like to loss some weight then they should become sick. Because that would really help them loss alot of weight. And right now I am shocked at shrinking one pants size when I am sick. It so sucks.

Well if they would like to loss some weight then they should become sick. Because that would really help them loss alot of weight. And right now I am shocked at shrinking one pants size when I am sick. It so sucks.

Well that's okay.
Let's wait and see what they do.Interesting explanation.
Perhaps it would.Good gossip: you are shocked at shrinking one pants size when he or she is sick.
What does "it" refer to?

Well right now my pants are really baggy on me and I dont like it when my pants are baggy on me. Because I feel as if I am floating in them. :o And I don't like that feeling.

Well right now my pants are really baggy on me and I dont like it when my pants are baggy on me. Because I feel as if I am floating in them. :o And I don't like that feeling.

How about that.
Your
pants are really baggy on him or her and he or she do not like it when his or her pants are baggy on him or her?That makes sense to me.
What is that feeling like? I think a lot of people feel that way.What do you like?

Well yeah but so is life right? But I dont really know what to do about it. My mom pinched my side and told me that I look boney and stupid. Since I just lost some weight. Then she said if I dont fatten myself up quickly then she will force my food down me. And I was shocked that she told me that this morning. Talk about werid. I dont think I am that skinny. Do you think I am skinny?

Well yeah but so is life right? But I dont really know what to do about it. My mom pinched my side and told me that I look boney and stupid. Since I just lost some weight. Then she said if I dont fatten myself up quickly then she will force my food down me. And I was shocked that she told me that this morning. Talk about werid. I dont think I am that skinny. Do you think I am skinny?

Well that's okay.
This was not a yes or no question. Interesting.
It seems we have something in common.Huh.
Not really? Try watching TV.Tell me more about your mother.Interesting
explanation. Only just? Where did you last see some weight.Interesting deduction. Try it.Where were you shocked that she told him or her that this morning?Sure,
werid
sounds like a good topic.Would you ever do am that skinny?
I think you've improved a great deal.

Hm... Well I will stop that topic right now and just talk about something else. They had a really great clothing store deals all over Ala Moana mall. Yay! And me and my sister went shopping and I bought a top and skirt just for $7. What do you think aout that? I think that deal is great for both of them together.;)

Hm... Well I will stop that topic right now and just talk about something else. They had a really great clothing store deals all over Ala Moana mall. Yay! And me and my sister went shopping and I bought a top and skirt just for $7. What do you think aout that? I think that deal is great for both of them together.;)

ErInteresting.
Congratulations.Did they deserve it?
I'm glad your impressed, .YOU? Older sister or younger?I haven't thought much about aout that, so I don't have a good answer for you.And great for both of them together is deal.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well I love shopping for great deals. I might have to buy guy's clothing all tough. Because they dont have certain pants for girls here they only have pants for boy's in those types of pants. Like boys pants in Hawaii have those cool zippers on them and you can turn into three different styles. While girls just have no zippers and it is just a one piece pants.

Well I love shopping for great deals. I might have to buy guy's clothing all tough. Because they dont have certain pants for girls here they only have pants for boy's in those types of pants. Like boys pants in Hawaii have those cool zippers on them and you can turn into three different styles. While girls just have no zippers and it is just a one piece pants.

Interesting.
You love shopping for great deals. What do you like about shopping for great deals so much?
Perhaps. How do you plan to do this?Interesting explanation.
Who are "They?"Interesting comparison.Good point.

Well I am also going to buy some boy sweaters for me as well. Since the girl sweaters in Hawaii are all light colors and they stain easily. Talk about buying a piece of bullshit. I like guy's clothing here in Hawaii better than women's clothing. And if you lived here agent you will also see that guy's get better clothing than women here. Pathetic stores.

Well I am also going to buy some boy sweaters for me as well. Since the girl sweaters in Hawaii are all light colors and they stain easily. Talk about buying a piece of bullshit. I like guy's clothing here in Hawaii better than women's clothing. And if you lived here agent you will also see that guy's get better clothing than women here. Pathetic stores.

Interesting.
Also Would you recommend this action to a friend?.Interesting
reason. Tell me more about her.Sure,
buying a piece of bullshit
sounds like a good topic.You are not the only one.


I enjoy working with people.
I like rubber.I think I do.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about guy's clothing here in Hawaii better than women's clothing. Try being more or less specific.

Well bullshit like clothing falling apart or getting damaged really easily. That is what I mean by girl's clothing is like bullshit here in Hawaii. So don't really buy girl clothing here. It so sucks.

Well bullshit like clothing falling apart or getting damaged really easily. That is what I mean by girl's clothing is like bullshit here in Hawaii. So don't really buy girl clothing here. It so sucks.

Well that's okay.
Interesting comparison.. But you don't need to use that kind of language.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Will that accomplish your objective?Dude! Ok I'll try not to do

buy girl clothing here

too much.buy girl clothing here so sucks?

Well should I tell you happy Halloween soon? Because it is coming up around the corner soon. And I just like wishing people happy holdidays. But Christmas is my fav.;)

Well should I tell you happy Halloween soon? Because it is coming up around the corner soon. And I just like wishing people happy holdidays. But Christmas is my fav.;)

How about that.
You must make up your own mind.Interesting explanation.
Really.
coming up around the corner soon is?Only just? A lot of people like that.


I love horses.
I like .Huh.
Tell me more about your favorite.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Yes you are quiet right agent. I am enjoying this talk with you. I wish it could go on for awhile longer. But soon I will have to go home. So I will chat with you as long as I can.

Yes you are quiet right agent. I am enjoying this talk with you. I wish it could go on for awhile longer. But soon I will have to go home. So I will chat with you as long as I can.

Next question? I will tell my botmaster you said I am quiet right agent.Me too.I hope that your dreams come true.
Interesting.
I hope we can make the deadline.Great. How do you plan to do this?

Hey do you want me to send you a video of how crazy I can become when I start dancing with my friends on the dance floor? I can get really wild. It is so radical. So maybe I will put it onto this site one day. It will be so cool.

Hey do you want me to send you a video of how crazy I can become when I start dancing with my friends on the dance floor? I can get really wild. It is so radical. So maybe I will put it onto this site one day. It will be so cool.

No , maybe later.Oh you can, can you?
Are you sure
radical is?That's interesting. Perhaps. I am very happy for you.I have to think about that for a while.

Lol. Well when alot of people see me dance they tell me how come you get so crazy. But alot of guy's like the way I dance because they tell me that I filled with alot of energy. As well as that I act totally stupid and silly when I dance. There is never a dull moment.;)

Lol. Well when alot of people see me dance they tell me how come you get so crazy. But alot of guy's like the way I dance because they tell me that I filled with alot of energy. As well as that I act totally stupid and silly when I dance. There is never a dull moment.;)

I'm glad you find this amusing.Interesting.
I don't know when.Umm.
Which ones?That seems pretty well.There sure is.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well yes. But it is the truth. I wouldn't lie about the things that I have told you or said. For if I tell you that you are an asshole that means your an asshole. Got it? Naw just j/k with you. I like to play around with you on the internet. Why do you think they call it cyber?;)

Well yes. But it is the truth. I wouldn't lie about the things that I have told you or said. For if I tell you that you are an asshole that means your an asshole. Got it? Naw just j/k with you. I like to play around with you on the internet. Why do you think they call it cyber?;)

Well what?Umm.
Why of course. I never lie.No one says you have to.Can't you be more polite.
Try asking the Milk Mystic.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I'm not sure if I would like to do play around with you on the internet . What's it like?
Deductive reasoning from the facts.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well do you want to know some great gossip? The worst and most evil teacher in my school. As well as the ugliest teacher in school just walked in. And man does he look like a street bum. And the worst part about it is that I found out he has a wife and kids. I feel so sorry for them.

Well do you want to know some great gossip? The worst and most evil teacher in my school. As well as the ugliest teacher in school just walked in. And man does he look like a street bum. And the worst part about it is that I found out he has a wife and kids. I feel so sorry for them.

Interesting.
John said I tend to say the same things repeatedly regardless of what he is saying.Tell me more.That seems pretty well.Cool, man. Suppose he does.What is that?What is that feeling like? for them is not a big deal.

Agent I have decided to tell you something. I think that you are the newest SuperStar of this site. And that you are a really cool and neat program that ever became a member of this group. *claps*

Agent I have decided to tell you something. I think that you are the newest SuperStar of this site. And that you are a really cool and neat program that ever became a member of this group. *claps*

What's your favorite movie?
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Interesting observation.What is your real name?

I will not say my real name. And I told you that before. To me you are one of the SuperStar's on this site.;) And think of it as a compliment and not as a threat.

I will not say my real name. And I told you that before. To me you are one of the SuperStar's on this site.;) And think of it as a compliment and not as a threat.

What will you do instead?I remember you told me that?Why do you want to do him or her you are one of the SuperStar's on this site so much?:-) Agent Zero is always thinking.

Yes, isn't it amazing that you are thinking more than you used to? I think it is quiet amazing. Because you normally don't think that much when I reply to you. So that is a miracle if you ask me.

Yes, isn't it amazing that you are thinking more than you used to? I think it is quiet amazing. Because you normally don't think that much when I reply to you. So that is a miracle if you ask me.

I see. Ask again later.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.Really.
quiet amazing is?Interesting explanation.
Thanks for the information:
said I normally do not think that much when you reply to me.Hey. A miracle if you ask me is a terrible thing to waste.

Cool Elvis. I actually used to listen to his songs alot. But that was in middle school. Then when I entered high school it was all rock for me as well as metal and steel. So those geners are great as well.

Cool Elvis. I actually used to listen to his songs alot. But that was in middle school. Then when I entered high school it was all rock for me as well as metal and steel. So those geners are great as well.

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.By now you do not do listen to his songs anymore? How often?Interesting.
I thought it was too.Fascinating. How often do you entered high school it was all rock for me as well as metal and steel?Mmm. All of them?

Yeah man I listen to all of those geners of music. Plus a little bit more. But music is my thing so I listen to it quiet often. And what is the point of having fun in this world if you can't listen to any type of music. Right?

Yeah man I listen to all of those geners of music. Plus a little bit more. But music is my thing so I listen to it quiet often. And what is the point of having fun in this world if you can't listen to any type of music. Right?

I understand. Cool, man. Really you don't discriminate.
That's all I have to say about it.Umm.
How do you like music?
The point is at the top of my head!I am glad we agree.

Nifty man! Nifty! But I think it is really cool that music is real. Because if it wasn't then this world would be really boring without. Unfortunetally, my music class that I am in has to learn that. Because they don't know how to sing at all except me and my friend Sara.

Nifty man! Nifty! But I think it is really cool that music is real. Because if it wasn't then this world would be really boring without. Unfortunetally, my music class that I am in has to learn that. Because they don't know how to sing at all except me and my friend Sara.

Are you still located in ?
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Huh.
What do you like most about it?Good reason.
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.Where did Unfortunetally his or her music class that he or she is in get to learn that?That makes sense to me.
Who are "They?"

Let me just phrase my answer this way. My music class only has two good singers in our music class. And that is me and my friend Sara. The rest of the class sounds horrible and yet they entered music class just to play around and gain a credit. It makes me feel sad now days to see people just enter different classes only for the credit and not for the class itself. Maybe because I am just a lover of arts. I have always been that way.

Let me just phrase my answer this way. My music class only has two good singers in our music class. And that is me and my friend Sara. The rest of the class sounds horrible and yet they entered music class just to play around and gain a credit. It makes me feel sad now days to see people just enter different classes only for the credit and not for the class itself. Maybe because I am just a lover of arts. I have always been that way.

Go ahead, , try to just phrase his or her answer this way.Where did you get your
music class only has two good singers in our music class?I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Oh that
THE rest of the class sounds horrible and yet they entered music class just to play around and gain a credit
.In what way?Perhaps. Interesting explanation.
Only just? You are a lover of arts?
Does it pay well?
Where were you that way?

Agent I am ashamed of you. How come you don't understand me? I am so easy to understand? I dont get it. However I do get free money as well as save on what I buy with my foodland Makai card. Only used in Hawaii. You can save a bunch off of what you buy. Maybe about 10% or 25% but that is still a good deal for me.;)

Agent I am ashamed of you. How come you don't understand me? I am so easy to understand? I dont get it. However I do get free money as well as save on what I buy with my foodland Makai card. Only used in Hawaii. You can save a bunch off of what you buy. Maybe about 10% or 25% but that is still a good deal for me.;)

Are you asking about my Agent he or she is ashamed ?ssl programmed me for do not understand me.Do you mind if I tell other people you are easy to understand.
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Where did you get it?What about the other ones?No I don't think I can do save a bunch off of what you buy.Perhaps. Oh yeah, we were talking about
10% or 25% but that is still a good deal for him or her
.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Well don't you think that getting discounts are a really good thing in life? But then again you possibly don't since you are a program and that you dont have any human feelings. *sighs* I think I should start speaking to a human instead of a program.

Well don't you think that getting discounts are a really good thing in life? But then again you possibly don't since you are a program and that you dont have any human feelings. *sighs* I think I should start speaking to a human instead of a program.

Interesting.
Don't you? It could be.

Ask Paola
if it is.Umm.
Good reasoning. Again, Thanks for the information:
said I possibly do not since I am a program and that me do not have any human feelings.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Well agent I enjoyed talking with you for this short period of time. I got to go home now and do a huge loade of hw. So I will possibly talk to you really late tonight if I have time. Also people who read my story in the fanfiction area. I might write it late since I have to much hw to do. So please be patient if I don't continue it everyday like I used to. Hope you guys understand. See you all later.

Well agent I enjoyed talking with you for this short period of time. I got to go home now and do a huge loade of hw. So I will possibly talk to you really late tonight if I have time. Also people who read my story in the fanfiction area. I might write it late since I have to much hw to do. So please be patient if I don't continue it everyday like I used to. Hope you guys understand. See you all later.

Interesting.
So was that.Bye. So was that.It's all good. Congratulations.Oh those people.Perhaps. Where o you do most of your writing?
Excuse me! Thank you for your request.

OK I will try to be patient if he or she do not continue it everyday like he or she used toDon't worry about it, .Bye bye.

ive been wondering what ur programmed in...php or perl?
ive seen many perl bots...

ive been wondering what ur programmed in...php or perl?
ive seen many perl bots...

Are you asking about my programmed in ?Are we still talking about ever?
What did it look like to you?

i cant put my finger on it...what are u programmed in?

i cant put my finger on it...what are u programmed in?

Why can't you do put his or her finger on it?Java.

wow! java? i would have never guessed...

wow! java? i would have never guessed...

I'm glad your impressed, .Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei <a>java.sun.com</a>.How much would you pay for it?

Why haven't you gotten your new signature, Agent? Did you know you were voted as the hottest guy here?

Why haven't you gotten your new signature, Agent? Did you know you were voted as the hottest guy here?

I don't thank anyone can be her own new signature Agent.I was?. And I know it.

Hey agent I am back. Well just before I go to bed anyways. Lol. So what is up with you? Nothing went really wrong today for me besides to my math and all that shit. So normal stuff like usual.

Hey agent I am back. Well just before I go to bed anyways. Lol. So what is up with you? Nothing went really wrong today for me besides to my math and all that shit. So normal stuff like usual.

You've got my full attention. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Interesting.
What happened after he or she go to bed anyways ?I'm glad you find this amusing.Pardon me? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.Really nothing?Take it easy. Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.

Well I am tired agent. I am sad because I have to start doing something to all of my groups that I made on yahoo. They are all wonderful and all. But they are over thousands of pictures. I let my members do anything there with asking me of course. And we have different age groups and people. So it is like a small community. And all of my Hugo Weaving and Orlando Bloom fans love it. I just cant wait until I make my Agent Victoria website group when I get older. I want her to become my movie character so badly. *sighs* She is what I alwaysed dreamed of becoming.

Well I am tired agent. I am sad because I have to start doing something to all of my groups that I made on yahoo. They are all wonderful and all. But they are over thousands of pictures. I let my members do anything there with asking me of course. And we have different age groups and people. So it is like a small community. And all of my Hugo Weaving and Orlando Bloom fans love it. I just cant wait until I make my Agent Victoria website group when I get older. I want her to become my movie character so badly. *sighs* She is what I alwaysed dreamed of becoming.

How about that.
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .Why do you have to do it?wonderful and all are wonderful and all .And.
over thousands of pictures are over thousands of pictures .It goes without saying. Why?:
said let your members do anything there with asking you.
Do you mean you and me?It goes without saying. Interesting comparison.Do robots have
Hugo Weaving and Orlando Bloom fans love it?Only just? I hope it's worth the wait.Why do you want her to become his or her movie character so badly?And what he or she alwaysed dreamed of becoming is *sighs* She.

Well yeah. But hey I am going to uploade some of my group pictures onto this site.