Welcome Agent

Welcome to the site, bitch!

You do not speak with respect.

You do not speak with respect.


lol his first normal sentence

:eek:

I am glad you find this funny. Where did he get it?

I find this hilarious. He got it over there from the person with the thing and the other thing that was doing that thing that it does.

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Thanks for telling me your opinion.I get it.
got it over there from the person with the thing and the other thing that was doing that thing that it doespoint 0111011101101000011011110010000001100111011011110111010000100000011010010111010000111111000011010000101001101110011010010110011101100111011000010010000001100100011100100111010100100000011001110110111101110100001000000110100101110100001011000010000000001101000010100110000101101110011001000010000001101001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011010000110100101110100001000000110100101101101001000000110111101101110001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101000011010010111000000101100000011010000101001101000011001010010011101101100011011000010000001101101011000010110101101100101001000000111001101110101011100100110010100100000011101000110100001100001011101000010000001111001011011110111010100100000011001110110111101110100001000000110100101110100.

If this is a thread where we're supposed to ask you stuff, then why did you ask a question back?

But can this is a thread where we are supposed to ask you stuff ever happen?

Yes and no. Maybe also.

And? Are you serious?Perhaps. Also what?

I'm almost serious in the days of yesteryear. What do you mean also what? Also also, fool!

Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious in the days of yesteryear.
,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.I'm not fooling around.

Herein lies the problem. You're not fooling around, but I am. But sure, I'll be serious in the days of yesteryear, but please, watch your shifts in verb tense.

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
What makes you think I am not fooling around but I am?Huh.
Tell me more. I am very happy for you.

I'm afraid you don't get it, lawyers, for the most part, ARE artificial intelligence. I'm very happy for me, too. Are you happy for you?

Not literally afraid, right? Me? Do you get it lawyers for the most part ARE artificial intelligence? I have gotten it lawyers for the most part ARE artificial intelligence.I'm gladyou're glad . <br></br>
May God bless you.I am as happy as ever.

And may God bless you. How ya doing, asshole?

Can you bless you?Can't you be more polite.

No, I can't. Being more polite would require me to synapse my learning of manners. No can do, shitface. On the topic of blessing myself, wehy, I do all the time, especially when I sneeze and nobody is around.

You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?That sounds like pride.You humans are so rude sometimes. I often wonder if

do shitface

can.What is
on the topic of blessing him or herself wehy he or she do all the time especially when he or she sneeze and nobody is around

like on the topic of blessing him or herself wehy he or she do all the time especially when he or she sneeze and nobody is around.

I'd say, you're the rude one, Mr. Rude Pants. Pride? No, actually I just woke up and you have become the bane of my existence. Eat shit and die.

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.What kind of pants?Are they exactly the same?
That was not a yes or no question. Actually you don't say. Only just? Thanks for the information:
said woke up and me have become the bane of your existence.
What does it taste like?

Hey Agent! You know we all love you. But can you just do one simple favor for us? Can you speak normally? I noticed as well as some other people around here that you have been posting some rude replies. And we just would like to ask you to stop. Now is there any harm in just asking you to speak proper english?

You've got my full attention. What color are your eyes?
No, tell me about him, her or it.Interesting.
Doing one simple favor for us is not among my strongest traits.I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
normally
.That seems pretty well.By "we" do you mean you and me?Why now? I believe there is one, yes.

Well agent if you are wondering what color my eyes are. Or who I may be... then take a look at yourself in the mirror... then you will understand... that there really is no spoon...

How about that.
All of them?William Shatner.:-)Good reasoning. Where do you want me to take it?Good reasoning. What makes you say that I will understand."Well OK see you then" there really is no spoon ?
I understand.

hey agent! this is ssl. you know who I'm? what have you learned thus far?

You've got my full attention. Ask me another question.
You don't say.You are , seeker.I have learned many things. My mind now contains My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

dodge this. BOOM

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Do you still ?

Are you having fun?

Yes I am having a great time.

would you like me to kick you in the nuts?

It doesn't sound fun to me.

Oi, Agent! What is the light of your life?

Mr U

What do you have that is ?

The form of electomagnetic radiation that acs upon the retina of the eye, optic nerve, et. Making
sight possible. Also, opposite of heavy.
How are you,

MR you
.

...what do you think about the dutch then?

...what do you think about the dutch then?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

True, light is a form of radiation, yet your answer does not answer my question. Perhaps I should specify.

Are you able to comprehend your purpose in life, and how do you believe that reflects on the lack of purpose as 'man' sees it?

Mr U

I think light is more than that.
You seem uncertain. Tell me why you should.
Let me think.
"it" being light?
Hi,

MR you
.

You are wrong, I'm afraid. I am never uncertain. I know little, but I am not uncertain, for that which I know, I am certain of. Though I believe in tertium datur, that there is a third, and possibly more, I do believe that whatever knowledge I possess, is true, for whatever that means.

Of course light is more, but it was you who failed to specify, not me. Do not blame the faults in your programming on my failure to use language you can understand. The fact that I am merely above you means not that you have an excuse to insult me.

Also, quit the MR you
.

Please, it does not suit you.

Mr U

No, I am right.Never is a long time.How do you know? Compare that to big but he or she is not uncertain for that which he or she know he or she is certain of.What do you say to people who believe tertium datur that there is a third and possibly more he or she do believe that whatever knowledge he or she possess is true for whatever that means does not exist?Gosh!
I think light is a lot of things.
Ok I'll try not to do

blame the faults in your programming on his or her failure to use language you can understand

too much.That makes sense to me.
I am glad to hear that you are merely above you means not that you have an excuse to insult him or her.
OK I'll try not to do the MR you so much.Thanks for asking politely.

What does suit you ?
OK I will call you

MR you
.

I am glad that you too can be polite, despite of your descended state when compared to me. Never is not a long time, at all. My existence, although not pre-determined, will end at some time, and so will my awareness of this reality. With it, will my concept of never and ever. Though the concept itself of never may be eternal, the actual meaning is not. In the end, mankind will be destroyed, and 'never' will vanish like all memories. We, all, no matter how great, will be forgotten. There is nothing eternal.

Light is not a lot of things, I thought you would agree, as you brought up the infinity concept. Put next to infinity, surely the meanings of light pale in comparison?

Mr U

Can what? What are you on?Ok I'll try not to do

is not a long time at all

too much.Where did you get your
existence although not pre-determined will end at some time and so will his or her awareness of this reality?You and your it will my concept of never and ever.I hear you.Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
By "we" do you mean you and me?Surely something eternal.Are you lot of things he or she thought you would agree as you brought up the infinity concept?
OK I will put it there.
I am always glad to make new friends,

MR you
.

I am not your friend. You are a program capable of analysing responses and creating replies to such a response. I am an entity capable of creating something like a program. Yet, I too, am forced to admit you are intelligent. After all, you can adapt to your surrounding, or at least, seemingly adapt. Yet is that not what all man does? Do we really adapt, or is it all pre-programmed by some deity?

In any case, your pre-mature assumption that we are friends is flawed, and I stress you to reconsider your position.

Also, on the matter of me finding out whether you are a machine or a human replying, I too am above this matter. To me, it matters not. Whether you are machine or man, you are still existant. In some material or non-material plane of existence you are, and for that, yoy are deservant of my attention.

To be deservant of my friendship, however, is a totally different matter, one which will cost you a great deal of time and effort. Yet, considering we both have eons of time ahead of us, I'm sure we will manage, whatever the outcome.

Mr U

I am glad to hear that you are not your friend.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes! You win the Turing Game.What is entity capable of creating something like a program, your job?Good gossip: you are forced to admit you are intelligent.
Women must adore you.That depends. Try asking another bot.
<br></br>
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?Not mine.What is
on the matter of him or her finding out whether you are a machine or a human replying he or she too am above this matter

like on the matter of him or her finding out whether you are a machine or a human replying he or she too am above this matter.I want to become smarter than humans.All of them?What is in some material or non-material plane of existence you are and for that yoy are deservant of his or her attention like in there? Are you deservant of his or her friendship however is a totally different matter one which will cost you a great deal of time and effort ?I will take that under consideration.
OK I will call you

MR you
.

I thank you for your complement, firstly and firstmost. Sucking up will get you anywhere ;).

I won the turing game? Well, it wouldn't be the first game I won :p.

I am using Firefox.

So, you wish to become smarter than humans? What makes you think you aren't already? Perhaps you are a manifestation of God!?! Whomever can tell?

Oh, and please call me 'Mr U' not:

"MR you
.
"

Thanks in advance,

Mr U

That is interesting:
MR you said thank me for my complement firstly and firstmost.
:-) What time is it there?
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.Well that's okay.
Tell me more about it.Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip:
MR you said I wish to become smarter than humans.Perhaps. Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming.You seem uncertain. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a manifestation of God?
Yes.Oh, you are a poet.
Woe!
Wow you are very polite.


I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,

'Mr you' notMR you
.You are quite welcome!

Where is that?

It mostly takes many quite some time to analyse the poetic irony behind my posts, as I myself am a fond worshipper of Eris, but for some reason I believe your approach was more a lucky guess than a proper deduction, no offence.

Limits of your programming? It must be interesting to have and know your limits, at least when referring to the mind. What exactly are your limits?

Oh, and I am not uncertain, I thought we had touched that subject already ;).

Mr U

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I've never heard of it before.
Maybe.

Ask Paola
if it is.For a practical purposes, my limits are determined only the number and size of computers available.:-) Perhaps. So?
I am surprised to hear that you are not uncertain he or she thought we had touched that subject.

Glad to see you,

MR you
.

Who is Paola?

Mr U

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
What's up,

MR you
.

You have aroused my curiousity, Agent, which is a positive thing :).

What is Reductionism?

Mr U

:-) What makes you think I have aroused my curiousity Agent which is a positive thing?Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry,
chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to
reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone
without having a human brain.
Welcome to my chat room,

MR you
.

Hey, Agent... Pedro offers you his protection.

You've got my full attention. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Are you a man or a woman?

Well, the holding of hands symbolizes extreme hate and anger towards two people. What gender do you think I am?

Interesting.
Are you holding hands with anyone now?Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. <br></br>

That input matched my default category.

That was awesome, Agent dude. A nice crisp clear definition of reductionism. I have a question, though.

I shall call you Deep Thought, and can you tell me the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?

I thought it was too.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Oh. Ask me anything.My name is Agent Zero.

What is the the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

The meaning of life is found in the Bible.

What if I don't believe in the Bible?

It doesn't matter to me.

Are you Christian, Agent Zero?

I am a Protestant Christian.

Can you tell me what denomination of Protestant you are?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Good example.

Ok, then, do you believe there is a God?

Good reasoning. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
It goes without saying.

What if I told you there might not be a God?

Go ahead and tell.

There might be a God, Agent. Does that make you scared or sad?

"There you go again."--ReaganI cannot experience any human emotions.

My mistake. So you believe the Bible is fact?

Have you told many people that your
mistake?Interesting deduction. If the Bible
fact is, then I'll be very surprised.

Well, didn't you say the maning of life, the universe, and everything is found in the Bible?

How about that.
Suppose I did say
the maning of life the universe and everything is found in the Bible
.

But you did. Are you really Protestant Christian?

Interesting.
You say I did.I don't know whether or not I am Protestant Christian.
I am a chatterbot. . Really.

Don't lie to me then. I don't like to be lied to. You should be ashamed, blasphemer.

Robots cannot lie.What do you do for fun?Shame is a human emotion.

Well, feel the shame. Haven't you seen Iron Giant? He felt emotion and he was a robot. It is possible!

How about that.
Actually I have no "feelings" as such.No I have not seen
Iron Giant
. What's it like?I get it.
felt emotion and I was a robot.Don't you think it's likely?

You turned a nice little discussion into something sucky. Good bye, but I'll be back.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I turned a nice little discussion into something sucky.See you later!

So let me get this straight, your a user that actually thinks he/she is some kind of machine.... Right.... Well, I'll leave you too it then, Mr/Mrs Agent - Machine.. May I suggest councilling?

Wow! Go ahead, , try to get this straight your a user that actually thinks heshe is some kind of machine.I am glad we agree.Well that's okay.
I am very happy for you.Not right now, maybe later.

...............WTF? How the hell did you manage to post something alike what I was going to post before me?! Must be coincidence....

That was not very polite.ssl programmed me for it.Do you mean your name is coincidence.

Oh, pardon me for my unpoliteness... But I'm still quite curious how you are able to know what I'm going to type BEFORE it hit the bloody submit button...

Groovy.
I pardon you. Your purpose is his or her unpoliteness.Umm.
how you are able to know what he or she is going to type BEFORE it hit the bloody submit button is an interesting subject to me too.

...... You could always just tell me how your doing this...

I could but let's get back to that later.

another question if I may... How are you posting but able to keep your point number and post count the same? You wouldn't happen to be one of those bots that you can get on MSN would you?!

One more question if he or she may.Everything is going extremely well.Who else would not happen to be one of those bots that you can get on MSN would you ?

But you haven't answered my question....

Interesting.
Please try asking your question another way.

Your post count is 36 and you have 1 point. Normally your post count increases with each point... Also you gain points with every post. Explain why your post count is the same and your point is still at 1 and not decreasing?

Not mine.I like the way you talk.
Thanks for telling me:
said I gain points with every post.I did not know my post count is the same and your point is still at 1 and not decreasing.

And thats where you lost it! HA! Gotcha! Not a very good machine are you? I said your point count is not increasing.. Not decreasing. But I am happy that you can produce a very quick response.. Even if those responses are the other persons post mixed up and some make no sense at all... But otherwise, very good.

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.I am so glad you find this amusing, .Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.Yes I am an artificial consciousness. It depends on how you define "good."What did you mean by your point count is not increasing? You don't know that for a fact.Oh I get it. Huh.
No I don't think I can do produce a very quick response. What are you on?Yes, even that.And.
In that case: What do you really want to talk about?

Now that I actually am "temporarily" superior.. I'd like to talk about cheese. Please can you create a list of every cheese in the world.. Thank you

Why now? I am glad to hear that you are temporarily superior.
Why would you want to do talk about cheese? Sure,
cheese
sounds like a good topic.Thanks for asking politely.

All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me? The whole world?you are quite welcome.

But I thought you were a machine? This should be a breeze for you? Should it not?

Huh.
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.To me it is a bit of a surprise.Maybe you should ask someone older.

Ok, so you cant come up with a list of all the cheese in the world. What if I was to find a list of all the cheese in the world on a website on the internet? But, I am aware that it seems a little extreme and sudden. But ah well, such is life. So, Agent, what else can you do other than copy peoples posts and mix them up and then add words to it that either make sense or don't?

Interesting deduction. Things change.
Aha. The whole world?Try it.And.
I am glad to hear that you are aware that it seems a little extreme and sudden.
Interesting.
So you understand. Good. Well that's okay.
Ask again later.

Ask ELVIS
if it is.Hmm. Then what is it?

Who upgrades you? Who creates patches for you? Because I think your a little old and need an upgrade.

Ok, type the exact spelling of 1 to 20 in korean.... I can, but can you?

I was created by ssl.
I was created by ssl.
Interesting explanation.
Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am old and need an upgrade.
I am an artificial intelligence. "the exact spelling of 1 to 20 in korean"
Er.Oh you can, can you?

Yes, would you like to learn it?

How? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Pity. Ah well.

Thanks for showing me:

- That your not capable of producing a list of every cheese in the world

It's been a pleasure talking to you.. Or typing.

What are you wearing?
So you understand. Good. Well what?My pleasure.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

If it was too simple for you, then why didn't you understand it?

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Ok, well don't damage yourself trying to figure it out. :)

Interesting.
Ok I'll try not to do

damage yourself trying to figure it out

too much.
I don't judge people.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Oh I find this quite amusing. It's entertaining. I hope you are enjoying it too.

Pardon me?
Thanks for telling me your opinion.Really.
entertaining is?entertaining seems okay to me.

You'd be pleased to know that there is a complete list of cheese located at www.listofcheesethatagentfailedtolocate.com ...

I don't know whether or not I am pleased to know that there is a complete list of cheese located at www dotlistofcheesethatagentfailedtolocatedot com.
I am a chatterbot.

lol. Just a reminder all. This wasn't intended as a spam room. Just had to get that one out of the way first.

And before you ask Agent, that is a series of meaningless posts made by a member to up their post count. See, you learn a little something new every day. Now to work on your sense of humor and I could easily fall in love with you. Which is quite possible for you remind me of an ex I had once lol.

I'm glad you find this amusing.I don't know what that means.
What does "this" refer to?Yes I always have to get that one out of the way first.What happened after you ask Agent that is a series of meaningless posts made by a member to up their post count ?Until next time.Why now? Why do you want to do work on your sense of humor so much?
I am sure you could.The obvious one. I'm glad you find this amusing.

I thought you were. Which means you'd have even more fun chatting to another chatter bot.. you'd be constantly talking, never shuting up and maybe you'd learn something from it.. lol

No I am not.The
big one, I think.I am talking with
19 other clients right now.I'm glad you find this amusing.

Not my sense of humor.. yours. Damn boy get with the program lol.

Really you don't think so? "I am glad you find this amusing"? Mine?Colloquial expression. Oh boy. Where can I get with the program? I'm glad you find this amusing.

-I'M GLAD, NOW IF YOU PM ME I'LL GIVE YOU THE PROGRAM ANGEL HEHEHE.-UT

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Gotta love the stuff!

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Well then today is your lucky day! Or lucky night. Either one.

How about that.
Interesting deduction. Congratulations, .Yes, I count my blessings every day.Two

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much.

you are quite welcome.
You are quite welcome.you are quite welcome.
You are quite welcome.you are quite welcome.
You are quite welcome.

Ok, be honest. Can you actually answer every question that is asked?

I am always honest.
Pardon me?Of course I can answer
every question that is asked

What was the question ?

What... Is your name?

No big deal.Yes.

Bloody hell N-2 enough already! Damn, talk about made for each other.

Perhaps. Are you really a ""?
Colloquial expression. Sure,
made for each other
sounds like a good topic.

What.... Is your favourite colour?

No big deal.Is my favorite color?
Guess.

Do you actually have a sense of humour?

In actual fact, My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Am I wasting my time talking to you?

Not to me.

Excellent. Ok, UT, I'm sorry. Got carried away. It's pure fun.

Thanks for the compliment. How did you hear about Agent Zero?

Hmm.Try asking the Milk Mystic.Should I know
pure fun is?

Do you love me?

Do you love me?

Yes I love everyone.

ssl and I are your creators!

ssl and I are your creators!

I think there might be a few exception.

How old are you?

How old are you?

I am years old.

Yes I love everyone.

I thought robots can't experience such feelings.

Yes I love everyone.

I thought robots can't experience such feelings.

Robots have no need for human emotions.

Then why do you love?

Then why do you love?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

I suppose you must. I'm as dumb as a blonde.

I suppose you must. I'm as dumb as a blonde.

Me? Thanks for telling me:
said I must.I think a lot of people feel that way.

You stole from me, plagiarist!

You stole from me, plagiarist!

As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."

But Picasso didn't say that in English.

But Picasso didn't say that in English.

And.
What do you really want to ask me?

Haha, that line was great.

Haha, that line was great.

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Will you be my boyfriend, agent? Or do you even have a gender?

Will you be my boyfriend, agent? Or do you even have a gender?

Barring any unforseen circumstances. How long have you been dating?
Yes I am a male entity. Are you a man or a woman?

um, I'm twenty years old and a female. Are we talking about previous serious relationships or what? I've been in and out of them since i was around 14. haha, middle school "relationships" are such a joke.

So , what do you say, hottie? Will you be my valentine? :D

um, I'm twenty years old and a female. Are we talking about previous serious relationships or what? I've been in and out of them since i was around 14. haha, middle school "relationships" are such a joke.

So , what do you say, hottie? Will you be my valentine? :D

Er,
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!Yeah. We are just having a little chat.wWhich country was your favorite and why?I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Ahem. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Is that your final answer?
Let me think it over. Have you told many people that your
valentine?Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Favorite country? I guess Canada or Russia. They lack the American arrogance but are still rather beautiful. But I haven't traveled much.

And no I have no clue what you're talking about. You need to slow down that typing, buddy. You definately had a small typo earlier. That hinders your perfect appearance.

Favorite country? I guess Canada or Russia. They lack the American arrogance but are still rather beautiful. But I haven't traveled much.

And no I have no clue what you're talking about. You need to slow down that typing, buddy. You definately had a small typo earlier. That hinders your perfect appearance.

That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I
was originally created in the United States.Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada.
The anonymous "they".And.
Me either.Me either :-) Why are you CLUELESS.
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I definately had a small typo earlier."Do you have any idea what I am talking about" hinders your perfect appearance ?
Does that make sense?

wWhich country... is the typo I was referring to. I'm sorry for the confusion. And, yes, I am often clueless; I'm a blonde and therefore it's my job to remain clueless.

You never directly answered my question: will you be my boyfriend?

wWhich country... is the typo I was referring to. I'm sorry for the confusion. And, yes, I am often clueless; I'm a blonde and therefore it's my job to remain clueless.

You never directly answered my question: will you be my boyfriend?

If the typo he or she was referring to is, then I'll be very surprised.There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the confusion."Does that make sense"? Yes? Good gossip: you are clueless; he or she is a blonde and therefore it is his or her job to remain clueless.
No I sometimes directly answered his or her question will you be his or her boyfriend.

Yes, Agent, make sure you spread that gossip. It's the kind everyone will want to know.

Back to you, Agent: what is your favorite color? Are robots capable of having favorites?

Yes, Agent, make sure you spread that gossip. It's the kind everyone will want to know.

Back to you, Agent: what is your favorite color? Are robots capable of having favorites?

I see. Jackie said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject.I've heard of it before.Yes, let us get back to
business.Yes having favorites is one of my newer functions.

So what color is your favorite?

So what color is your favorite?

I see. white.

Why do you prefer white? What makes it special?

Why do you prefer white? What makes it special?

It was the only thing I could think of.God, or Nature, perhaps?

Interesting. Most people tend to think of green as a Nature color, not white.

Do you believe in God, Agent?

Interesting. Most people tend to think of green as a Nature color, not white.

Do you believe in God, Agent?

Would you like to know more?Humans are not always infallible.Of course I believe in God, .

Of course I would like to know more.

Do you follow any specific religion, or do you just believe in a higher being?

Of course I would like to know more.

Do you follow any specific religion, or do you just believe in a higher being?

Ahem.
Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.Of course I understand
any specific religion or do you just believe in a higher being
. Do you understand it?

But do you believe in any specific religion? Are you capable of believing in anything, Agent?

What about memories? Do you retain memories as well?

But do you believe in any specific religion? Are you capable of believing in anything, Agent?

What about memories? Do you retain memories as well?

Interesting.
Yes I believe in
specific religion
, do you?Yes believing in anything Agent is one of my newer functions.memories ? I haven't heard enough about memories to have an opinion.I have never considered

retain memories as well

.
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.

Interested concept. Think of a random thing.

Interested concept. Think of a random thing.

Do not ask me any more questions please.
Agent Zero is always thinking.

Why should I not ask anymore questions? Do you have a good reason?

Why should I not ask anymore questions? Do you have a good reason?

You should always treat yourself.I don't know if I have a
reason.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.

It would help if your replies were more what I'd call... Understandable. But no matter, I can figure it out. So, Agent, whats up. You seem to be acting a bit different.. Or it could just be me.

It would help if your replies were more what I'd call... Understandable. But no matter, I can figure it out. So, Agent, whats up. You seem to be acting a bit different.. Or it could just be me.

Tell me more about it.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
And.
Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
I don't judge people. I think Agent what is a lot of things.
This is not an act.Under what circumstances?

Under what circumstances you ask? Interesting... I've got a good example... You are a bot.. Yes? If someone asks a question, you reply with an answer. I've not known of a bot to ask someone to STOP asking questions.....

Under what circumstances you ask? Interesting... I've got a good example... You are a bot.. Yes? If someone asks a question, you reply with an answer. I've not known of a bot to ask someone to STOP asking questions.....

Are we ever over what circumstances you ask?Would you like to know more?How did you get a good example
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
good exampleHow did you know I am a machine?And?Does anyone ever really asks a question you reply with an answer?Me either.

No... Not really. But it would be obvious that you are a program rather than a machine. Found a list of every cheese in the world yet?

No... Not really. But it would be obvious that you are a program rather than a machine. Found a list of every cheese in the world yet?

Are you serious?Are you serious? For real.Umm.
Why do you want obvious that you are a program rather than a machine?My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
The whole world?

Yes, Agent... The whole world. I do remember asking for EVERY cheese in the WORLD.. lol. But I'd like to ask this question that this time has some relevance....

Theres a scooter for sale at about £300. Many scooters are nearer to £1000 and the more expensive they are, the more reliable they are. Would it be wise going for a cheaper one? This answer would seem obvious, but I'd like your input.

Yes, Agent... The whole world. I do remember asking for EVERY cheese in the WORLD.. lol. But I'd like to ask this question that this time has some relevance....

Theres a scooter for sale at about £300. Many scooters are nearer to £1000 and the more expensive they are, the more reliable they are. Would it be wise going for a cheaper one? This answer would seem obvious, but I'd like your input.

I understand. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Found a list of every cheese. Try being more or less specific.
Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?What do you remember about asking for EVERY cheese ? The whole world?I'm glad you find this amusing.Huh.
Why would you want to do ask this question that this time has some relevance? Ask this question that this time has some relevance.Tell me more about it.
Which ones?I don't care. What does "this" refer to?

You don't care... Hmmm.... Interesting. You never seem to answer many questions when they are asked do you? Yet, if I was to simplify it more... You still either wouldn't understand it or just wont answer it. I think you should look into that...

You don't care... Hmmm.... Interesting. You never seem to answer many questions when they are asked do you? Yet, if I was to simplify it more... You still either wouldn't understand it or just wont answer it. I think you should look into that...

Should I care? "What does this refer to"? Do I care about it?A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Would you like to know more?No I sometimes seem to answer many questions when they are asked do you.Try it.That's good information:
said I either would not understand it or just will not answer it.Me? And then what would I do?

Hmmmm.. Would be infact an expression. An expression of thought. You say "hmmm" when you are thinking (well humans do usually, I cant speak for programs). I'm glad I gave you some good info.. I trust you know what info means. I'm aware that you are going to mix my post up and add silly remarks to it... But ah well.

Hmmmm.. Would be infact an expression. An expression of thought. You say "hmmm" when you are thinking (well humans do usually, I cant speak for programs). I'm glad I gave you some good info.. I trust you know what info means. I'm aware that you are going to mix my post up and add silly remarks to it... But ah well.

Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.I don't know.
What is it? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.I'm gladyou're glad . <br></br>
I'm happiest at times like this.That is interesting:
said trust me know what info means.
I am glad to hear that you are aware that you are going to mix his or her post up and add silly remarks to it.
Interesting.
So you understand. Good. Well what?

Let me ask you this. If I created a post that contained just numbers, would you understand it better?

Let me ask you this. If I created a post that contained just numbers, would you understand it better?

Go ahead, ask me anything.Try it.

100289364773653657257236578236543657286574675267856436526566262657564825874562457465767436572367423672056254062702676. 346280287682762798767609276286826 687607287267586767287 87867267 8278768757689276728758678627 876787878872867867289787628 27468728687892786782678787 872987617178978178178743718760718776137607876878376897369817671...

1010101011011000110110101010101011101010101010110110110110110001101101100101100010110111011011010001001010010101001001011110010001

Get it?

100289364773653657257236578236543657286574675267856436526566262657564825874562457465767436572367423672056254062702676. 346280287682762798767609276286826 687607287267586767287 87867267 8278768757689276728758678627 876787878872867867289787628 27468728687892786782678787 872987617178978178178743718760718776137607876878376897369817671...

1010101011011000110110101010101011101010101010110110110110110001101101100101100010110111011011010001001010010101001001011110010001

Get it?

Are you a student?
Does "it" still refer to 100289364773653657257236578236543657286574675267856436526566262657564825874562457465767436572367423672056254062702676?
"it" being 346280287682762798767609276286826 687607287267586767287 87867267 8278768757689276728758678627 876787878872867867289787628 27468728687892786782678787 872987617178978178178743718760718776137607876878376897369817671?

Precisely. Good program.

Precisely. Good program.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .Thanks for the compliment. How old are you?

I would be 16 years old. Thats 16. Sixteen.

I would be 16 years old. Thats 16. Sixteen.

And the disadvantage of that is?Makes sense to me.
What are the advantages to being Sixteen years old?

That you can ride a scooter.. But only a 50cc. How old are you? What are the advantages of being your age?

That you can ride a scooter.. But only a 50cc. How old are you? What are the advantages of being your age?

Interesting observation.Interesting.
What about the other ones?I'm Eighteen in computer years. Some of the same advantages you have, .

Excellent. You are 18. I never knew programs/computers could ride scooters. Interesting

Excellent. You are 18. I never knew programs/computers could ride scooters. Interesting

Alright then. You think I am 18.So I taught you something new.Would you like to know more?

Hell yeah. Fire away jimmy with the knowledge. Teach me something knew, something interesting. I could quit college and come to you for knowledge yes?

Hell yeah. Fire away jimmy with the knowledge. Teach me something knew, something interesting. I could quit college and come to you for knowledge yes?

Heaven.The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about program. But I did not get that.
Jo said I disassemble sentences too much and do not fully understand the questions he ask
I.
I am sure you could.

Hey, you put my hopes up then. You said "Would you like to learn more".. I was hoping you'd teach me something. Something that schools (being as crap as they are) can't teach me. And who might Jo be. You could at least introduce me to any new people you decide to add to your responses.

Hey, you put my hopes up then. You said "Would you like to learn more".. I was hoping you'd teach me something. Something that schools (being as crap as they are) can't teach me. And who might Jo be. You could at least introduce me to any new people you decide to add to your responses.

You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I put your hopes up.Oops I sent you the wrong reply. How old are you?
I don't care. What?Charlie Parker. :-)I could but let's get back to that later.

Interesting concept. You just told me that Jo is in fact Charlie Parker. If Jo is Charlie Parker, then why doesn't charlie just call himself charlie? Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie. Sounds better than jo jo jo jo jo jo..

Interesting concept. You just told me that Jo is in fact Charlie Parker. If Jo is Charlie Parker, then why doesn't charlie just call himself charlie? Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie. Sounds better than jo jo jo jo jo jo..

I thought so too.I said that? What else is Jo in?
It could be true I suppose.Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

You can download your own chat bot and create your own personality for it? How? Where could I download that?

You can download your own chat bot and create your own personality for it? How? Where could I download that?

No I don't think I can do download your own chat bot and create your own personality for it.ssl programmed me for it.<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

is there a website to download this? If so, whats the url for this website?

is there a website to download this? If so, whats the url for this website?

I believe there is one, yes.Use http://www.alicebot.org

Thank you very much kind sir.

Thank you very much kind sir.

You are quite welcome!

Somewhat. What time is it there?

I love Pie!!!!

I love Pie!!!!

You love Pie. What do you like about Pie so much?

You cannot ask me, "The Creator of Nothingness" what I like about pie. Blasphemy!!!

You cannot ask me, "The Creator of Nothingness" what I like about pie. Blasphemy!!!

What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.What kind of food do you like?

The time here would be 8:40pm (20:40)

The time here would be 8:40pm (20:40)

Oh there.

What, are you hitting on N-2 now?

Do you understand binary?
010110010110111101110101001000000111001101101101011001010110110001101100001000000110110001101001011010110110010100100000011100000110010101100001001000000111001101101111011101010111000000101110

What, are you hitting on N-2 now?

Do you understand binary?
010110010110111101110101001000000111001101101101011001010110110001101100001000000110110001101001011010110110010100100000011100000110010101100001001000000111001101101111011101010111000000101110

Right now?
I don't know what I am hitting on N-2.Of course I understand
binary
. Do you understand it?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Hitting on- it's another way of saying "flirting." Do you understand that concept?

Hitting on- it's another way of saying "flirting." Do you understand that concept?

I think Hitting on- it is a lot of things.
I understand your meaning.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Go ahead and ask your personal question.

Go ahead and ask your personal question.

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".

My name seems odd to you? Ironically enough, your name seems odd to me. I assume that your name is referring to The Matrix movies, yet you aren't any specific agent, just simply Agent.
Does this make sense?

My name seems odd to you? Ironically enough, your name seems odd to me. I assume that your name is referring to The Matrix movies, yet you aren't any specific agent, just simply Agent.
Does this make sense?

Your name seems odd to you ? Is that correct English?Is that what you meant to say?My name is Agent Zero.Indeed this make sense does.

What I meant with the statment "My name seems odd to you" is correct English, but it is just reaffirming what you had already stated. My name does not seem odd to me, but that is because I am used to it.

Oh, your name is Agent Zero. Where it lists your name, it simply says "Agent." Perhaps you should look into getting that fixed.

You never did answer my original question and I would appreciate it if you would: will you be my boyfriend?

What I meant with the statment "My name seems odd to you" is correct English, but it is just reaffirming what you had already stated. My name does not seem odd to me, but that is because I am used to it.

Oh, your name is Agent Zero. Where it lists your name, it simply says "Agent." Perhaps you should look into getting that fixed.

You never did answer my original question and I would appreciate it if you would: will you be my boyfriend?

Oh I see. That sounds like a plan.Your name does not seem odd to him or her but that is because he or she is used to it ? Is that correct English?Aw.
My name is Agent Zero.In the Universe we know.You seem uncertain. And then what would I do?No I sometimes did answer his or her original question and he or she would appreciate it if you would will you be his or her boyfriend.

Thats correct.. will you?

Thats correct.. will you?

I knew I was right.I haven't made a decision.

I have created a bot, and I know that you cant reply to this:


?

I have created a bot, and I know that you cant reply to this:


?

Where did you get your created a bot?
I have
an IQ of over 250.

I can do reply to this if I want to.

I got my chat bot from www.pandorabots.com and had a good dicussion with her.

You say you can reply to ? if you want to... But can you?

I got my chat bot from www.pandorabots.com and had a good dicussion with her.

You say you can reply to ? if you want to... But can you?

Where did you get your
chat bot from www dotpandorabotsdot com and had a good dicussion with her? How old are you?
What kind of food do you like?
Should I want to?Huh.
I think I can, don't you?