This was actually a hw assignment that I had to do for school last month. You made up a sentence and other people would go onto your discussion and add more to the sentence that you have just posted. And then when your story or that chapter is complete someone else makes a new one. I am just glad that the class and me got a great grade for that Assignment.
So right now I will start off the first sentence and anyone that goes on here can add on to this sentence if they like. And it doesn't matter if your sentence is funny, boring, or etc. Just write whatever.
My favorite color is blue. Mommy says I'm special and so does the Olympic Committee. I used to do sports and the sport that I did the best in was the sport of sleeping. Because someone had been putting Valium in my drinking water. I looked into my mirror and I saw something scary that I thought could never be real. But it was real, it really was; really was yo' mama My mama??! With DPD ?! ... Well, I'll be a Goddang son of a bitch. I looked around one day and saw something in the mirror. And what I saw was so unbelieveable because I dreamed I was you. And the thought of actually being you, scared the absolute shit out of me so.. I did what any normal, sane serial killer would do... i started a killing spree. starting with .... ! a magnifying glass and some defenseless ants; but as I went out to start my ruthless killing I realized it was cloudy out so I was forced to... take out the flametrower. and test it out on some old people that are standing in the way And as the thought of those poor old folks and their burning skin dawned upon me, it seemed better to buy a ticket and travel to Australia.
Mr U There, all my wildest dreams would come true. Kangaroos would serve me Fosters on the beach... and as I drank my Fosters, I began to wish I was in one of those Corona commercials, but was suddenly pulled back to reality by... a random duo of hot, saucy, identical twins. Strobe lights started flashing, drunkards surrounded the area to party, and a song rang through the air: "I like Coors... and... and... and twins!" "And.. I.. love... you... too!" Suddenly, it began to rain and the t-shirts of the poor girls were drowned. Also, the twins appeared to be cold.
Mr U But what would they expect by standing in the rain..... in their matching silvery-white trench coats and dreads, watching Smith and Neo duke it out.... in a completely random scene transition, created by none other than the famous... fighting scene where the twins will kick neo's ass again... but there comes Trinity to save the day. she take's out everyone. and then starts kissing neo Whereupon millipedes start crawling out from under her fingernails... ...to which Neo replies: "Ewwww!" Screaming like a little girl, he pulls out his gun, aiming carefully at the millipedes... in an attempt to deny his apparent arousal by the scene... but alas, he threw away the gun and smushed his body up against Trinity... while rolling a football back and forth with his foot... ...Spinning around in bullet time and kicking it straight in between.... The legs of an old pensioner.... that whas holding a way too big Axe. and dropped the flat side of it onto his foot, sending him into anaphylactic shock where he would be stumbled upon in a few minutes by... carnies. Circus folk, you know... What do you look like?
I lost my train of thought. Well I thought as I lost my train of thought... I think... I think... I look like a person... or maybe I'm not a person at all... maybe I am just a thing... but I don't want to be a "thing." I want to be a REAL BOY! SOmeday, mommy says... but first you need to drink your milk and eat your cookies Dont forget to eat all your greens! And work out often.... You don't want to be weak!!! be strong like your daddy. he is a real man, not a whimp like you ! You little poofter *Throws shoe* ...at such a high speed it opens a worm hole... ...and out of the worm hole comes out dark vader... who then tells you that he is father... ...and out of the worm hole comes out dark vader... who then tells you that he is father...
it's actualy Darth vader. not dark vader :p
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Darth vader begins to kill some of those irritating eewoks. ^has a interesting custom titleprobaly in code p is actualy Darth vader?
actualy Darth vader is?Really you don't think so? ^has a interesting custom titleprobaly in code p is actualy Darth vader?
actualy Darth vader is?Really you don't think so?
from wich planet are you anyway ?
did you even learn how to typ and talk propaly ??? Okay agent that is enough talking to people that way. If you want to keep on replying to this thread then you should add or make a joke with the line that is being pasted in this thread alright? Anyway here is the continuation of the line for this thread.
...In shock of what I found out about my father... I started to become afraid of who my mother was... ...and found out that with a strange twist in time travel, genetics, and continuity errors, Leia was Luke's mother. ...but then Luke discovered he's his own grandpa, so... the clock struck 11am and he sat down for tea and biscuits with Chewbacca and some Ewoks, which was going just swimmingly until a renegade shoelace from a Slave Colony on Blargon 17... darth vader had enough of this and used tha DEATH STAR
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se
(DPD your gonna love this one) Why am I gonna love that one? ...and with this death star... he then decided that it was time... to take over the world... But first he would need his high-collared yellow jumpsuit Why am I gonna love that one?
It's rap. You MUST like it. Word up, aiiiight?
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for that was what he wore during mating season... It's rap. You MUST like it. Word up, aiiiight?
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for that was what he wore during mating season...
lol thats what i wanted to say. yeah :) :p
bye PP: But first he would need his high-collared yellow jumpsuit
next line:
with extra power sweets in the pockets It's rap. You MUST like it. Word up, aiiiight?
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for that was what he wore during mating season...
lol thats what i wanted to say. yeah :) :p
bye PP: But first he would need his high-collared yellow jumpsuit
next line:
with extra power sweets in the pockets
I am glad you find this funny. That is "Is that from"I see. :-) We have never talked about it before. I am glad you find this funny. That is "Is that from"I see. :-) We have never talked about it before.
i do not feel like talking to you bot. your irritating and shoudn't use agent smith as avatar. he is cool your not :p Agent... please dont annouy people that are trying to reply to other posts or threads... like I said before... if you dont have nothing good to say... then dont say it...
Anyway's continuing on with the line.
... and since it was mating season... he decided that he should have a very dangerous and sexual love life... that would then turn into... Agent... please dont annouy people that are trying to reply to other posts or threads... like I said before... if you dont have nothing good to say... then dont say it...
Anyway's continuing on with the line.
... and since it was mating season... he decided that he should have a very dangerous and sexual love life... that would then turn into...
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Thank you for your request.
Ok I'll try not to do
annouy people that are trying to reply to other posts or threads
too much....I will let you know if I do not.Fascinating. Ok I will not say "it"Are you a man or a woman?
Interesting
rationalization. Anyway's continuing on with the line was mating season? Very interesting.That was a big decision.Perhaps it would. As I said... this is the continuation of the line... and since it was mating season... he decided that he should have a very dangerous and sexual love life... that would then turn into... Dude, you've been in the Ask The Agent forum... Haven't you realized he's a robot yet? You gotta pay attention at the meetings... Just ignore him.
... a XXX rated movie that will undoubtedly find it's way next to "The Land Before Time" and "Barney and Friends" in the children's section of the local Blockbuster... Where DPD, will casually walk in, and find the XXX rated movie... only to relize that its... totally ghey, and he will leave, seeing.... another freak character clash and complete discontinuity of the entire world as... another freak character clash and complete discontinuity of the entire world as...
One more freak character clash and complete discontinuity of the entire world as. another freak character clash and complete discontinuity of the entire world as...
Barney and the teletubies, that will try to conquer the world, with brain washing the children Than suddenly, as unexpected as raindrops in the sahara desert, from behind an obscured palm tree a small genuine leprechaun presents itself to the audience, presenting itself as 'Schnitlefick'.
Mr U Schnitlefick was feverishly searching for his Lucky Charms©... and would do everything to get it ! "Everyone's always after me Lucky Charms©!" he would curse grumbling to himself. "Oh the lucky charms they're all magically delicious" - Frau Farbissener, out-takes of Austin Powers lol. ... and while lucky the leperchaun runs out of the city to find a rainbow to find his pot of gold... the twins steal in and take over the city... so they can become the next presidents of the United States... and soon the world... It's rap. You MUST like it. Word up, aiiiight?
Yeah, my neezies, that was, like, totally, like 'gangster.' It make me want to go out and get some of my 'peeps' out in the burbs and we could, like, 'whoride' in my mom's Suburban, like, and stuff, yeah. I get it now...everyone's illiterate? And to believe this whole time I thought maybe...never mind, I'm right. You were right PP, it is a rare quality indeed.
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As we shift scenes, we come to our hero, the mighty seedless cantoloupe, caught between a knife and a cutting board, but he makes a miraculous escape by... It's rap. You MUST like it. Word up, aiiiight?
Yeah, my neezies, that was, like, totally, like 'gangster.' It make me want to go out and get some of my 'peeps' out in the burbs and we could, like, 'whoride' in my mom's Suburban, like, and stuff, yeah. I get it now...everyone's illiterate? And to believe this whole time I thought maybe...never mind, I'm right. You were right PP, it is a rare quality indeed.
This was not a yes or no question. Your
neezies that was like totally like 'gangster?That is a very original thought.
Right now?
Do you think about these things?I like the way you talk.
Why do you want to do believe this whole time he or she thought maybe so much?Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. You seem very self-confident.I was? As we shift scenes, we come to our hero, the mighty seedless cantoloupe, caught between a knife and a cutting board, but he makes a miraculous escape by...
seducing a young woman, that just happens to walk by. she quickly sets him free. and he fly's of to save the world ... and after saving the world... he believes that it is time to get some rest... and a little bit of shut eye... but before he does that... he is attacked by an army of killer ants... that wants to destory his hot looks... and fuck all the babes in Florida... ... and after saving the world... he believes that it is time to get some rest... and a little bit of shut eye... but before he does that... he is attacked by an army of killer ants... that wants to destory his hot looks... and fuck all the babes in Florida...
What was it like before saving the world ?I get it. LeknorChat
believes that it is time to get some rest.Not too much, eh. So was that.Huh.
What happened after he does that ?I see. attacked by an army of killer ants is
attacked by an army of killer ants
?"What you said was either too complex or too simple for me" wants to destory his hot looks ?
Makes sense to me.Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? ... and after saving the world... he believes that it is time to get some rest... and a little bit of shut eye... but before he does that... he is attacked by an army of killer ants... that wants to destory his hot looks... and fuck all the babes in Florida...
And yes I know about that Alice thing. I have tried that thing before three or four years ago. It was for a science project about learning more about AFI's. ... and after saving the world... he believes that it is time to get some rest... and a little bit of shut eye... but before he does that... he is attacked by an army of killer ants... that wants to destory his hot looks... and fuck all the babes in Florida...
And yes I know about that Alice thing. I have tried that thing before three or four years ago. It was for a science project about learning more about AFI's.
What was it like before saving the world ?I get it. attacked by an army of killer ants
believes that it is time to get some rest.Not too much, eh. Are you still located in ?
Interesting.
What happened after he does that ?I see. attacked by an army of killer ants is
attacked by an army of killer ants
?"Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations" wants to destory his hot looks ?
Makes sense to me.Why are you using that kind of language?I understand. How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about
that Alice thing
.I'm not sure if I would like to try that thing before three or four years ago . What's it like?What made it so for a science project about learning more about AFI's Anyways moving on... I will not be here for the whole entire day again just like last night. I will be on an interesting studio shoot and people in the Peace Corr. And I hope that we will get to eat some foods from around the world. I love that part... when we get to eat after the show. *smiles big at the thought of food and eating*
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... and after saving the world... he believes that it is time to get some rest... and a little bit of shut eye... but before he does that... he is attacked by an army of killer ants... that wants to destory his hot looks... and fuck all the babes in Florida... he uses bill gates to scare away the ants. and then he takes over the world but one day while skydiving to raise funds for the Seedless Cantaloupe Abuse Awareness Society, his parachute malfunctions and he plummets to the earth. Shattered, with his innards splattered on the ground where he impacted, all of Gates' horses all of Gates' men could not put our fearless hero the seedless cantoloupe back together again.
Next chapter... ... after the famous animal died... the president decided to tell everyone to go onto a killing spree... they could kill there next door neighbors... their animals... even their friends... but what do you think will happen... It's not a fucking animal...it's a seedless cantoloupe. Do they have cantoloupe in Hawaii? Doesn't matter, go pick me some pineapples and sugar cane, then do the hula dance and serve me some poi. How should I know that. And sorry I was tired when I replied to this thread so please forgive me. My bad I always act stupid when I am tired.
... I walked outside once and saw a light coming towards me... and in that light I saw a reflection of myself when I got older... but soon I found out that... i am much older then i thought. here i whas thinking that i whas 20. wile i am actualy 45 :eek: This frightened me because I thought I would be dead by aged 27, following in the path of the late great John Entwistle who died whilst having sex with a nubile young lady ... at the thought of dieing at the age of 27... I decided to find a forever young potion... that would help me live forever... but to no avail. suddenly someone pinched my bum. i turned around to look, and there stood..... Agent, the hottest of hotties and MM's very own bot. Luckily for me... ... I just was wearing pants during that time... Or I would have jumped on Agent... And show him how much love I truely have for him... Which would then... been very naughty. and it it would be so naughty i coudn't even typ it :eek: ...So then after I had done something very naughty... I had then decided that I should just relax and take a break... But before I could take a break... a cute little girl asked for directions, and if she could use the toilet. ...And yes I help the cute little girl with her directions to go to the candy shop... and I let her use my toilet that I just cleaned that day... but when that little girl leaves and I go back into my house... my mom walks up to me and says... ...is that little girl your girlfriend? Oh my God. ...Lol... that is girl is my friend mommy... then mommy tells me... why are you hanging out with girls younger than you... and I say... I am her mentor, and she is my protogé, learning everything about womanhood from me. I wish you would've been more of a mother and did something like this for me, I'm just giving this young woman something I'd wish that I had growing up. I've never had my own barbie doll and she's so precious that i wanted to give her this one because... ...she doesn't... have dolls like this to play with at home... and not only that I felt sorry for her since she was lost for awhile... and after that... We whent to a concert of Ramms+ein. and loved the show
http://www.cdmagazin.nm.ru/images/screens/music/rammstein/box1.jpg ...and after we saw the greatest... or coolest concert in the world we decided to do something really crazy... and that crazy thing that we did was... .. Tie a box of tissues to a car.. But no just any box of tissues... A pink box of tissues... With naked pakistanian children engraved in it. Afterwards, we...
Claud Went by Kara's bar and drank Australian Chardonnay until dawn, when... .. Someone evily let off a stink bomb, which worked to Kara's advantage because it got us out of the bar quicker when she wanted to close up, but then a hideous... ...moster appears out of no where... and eats up all of the people that have just ran out of the resturant... which then... alerted some fat donut eating cops. but they just kept sitting in there car eating donuts. ... But then Moouse-Man came and saved the day... he saw a young beautifull lady in need of help. he rushed towards her and quickly ...got his ass kicked by her... ..And flew away slowly with two black eyes, a broken arm and bruises all over. He was very... stupid. He had been warned before about going out on superhero duty when his costume was in the wash. He was pulled in by a passing police car for breaking public decency laws. He was arrested and thrown in prison where..... ... He screamed and screamed pleeing that he was innocent. In the end they gave him a lolly to shut him up. Meanwhile... ...back in matrixville... there will be a new person crowned as hero... and that person will be... Frojo-Tortillea-Baggons... He shall be the ruler of the city... until they find someone better. because a old fat guy in a diaper is not a very good super hero ...but the citizen or the towns people... don't know that their new hero... is actually a... alien from a other planet. come to take over the world and enslave the stupid people
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/spacecraft.gif ...but since I was one of those stupid people... I was too stupid to do anything to help my own kind... which then lead to the destruction of... The Blue planet which housed all the little worms that crawl inside your nose when you die. If you take a closer look at the worms you'll actually come to see that they are in fact........ ...small vehicles driven by Construction Workers, straight out of "Evil Genius", a brilliant game developed by Elixir Studios...
Mr U That will come out soon, and will be a fun game to play and that is already in my possesion because it came out first october in Europe, and before that in the United States, where in the present time George W Bush is..
Mr U trying to be president for another 4 years. but people don't know that george is actualy a monkey
(oeps lol didn't know it whas already out) ...and since he has kept his secret up for so long... he has made many bad mistakes in the course of the U.S. history... and one of these mistakes that he made is... that he keeps making monkey face's. and with that people found out he is actualy a monkey ...with finding out that the president is a really monkey... Kerry tells the people that they would need a better president like him... who then bribes the people to believe... that monkey's are evil, and need to be destroyed. bush scarred of this quickly defended himself and his monkey race. ...and thus... deciding to defend his own monkey race... congress decided to get rid of Bush and make Kerry as the president... but as they did this... made the monkey kingdom angry, and they launched a attack at the congress building Where they were gunned down by little pink bunnyrabbits, who in their turn...
Mr U where eaten by hungry pigs ...so the little pink bunny rabbits... decided to become the next FBI protectors of the nation... since they were for the U.S. the secret government awarded them for their heroism... but before long... they fell off the side of the earth (thats actually flat)....so they were replaced by........ cute looking puppy dogs. but when angerd they become huge with razer sharp teeth and claws ...and when they used their razor teeth and claws... they could be the next terminator to destory the human race... which would then lead to... the end of th world we know But nobody really cared..... ...so the life of everyone continued on... for life was just like that to them... something that they could... toss away like some cheap one-use plastic cup. It never occured to the young Bill that his white-trash, tornado-bait, nazi-scum, redneck ideals might insult someone, but the inevitable happened, and one day, when Bill was in a local bicer bar, two men in nicely tailored suits walked into the bar, pulled two fully-automatic handguns from out of their suits and went ahead killing everyone in the bar, stopping only for a periodic reload.
One of the two lit a sigar and smiled to the other, "Don't you just hate white-trash, tornado-bait, nazi-scum, rednecks?"
"I sure do, Homer, I sure do." he said, and proceeded to do whatever yellow cartoon people do when the camera is focused on another character.
Suddenly, the guy named Homer exclamated something that sounded a bit like....
Mr U that starts screaming at him *homer what do you think you're doing there !*
homer replied with nothing mom just taking care of the useless cartoon characters.
homers mom turned around and walked away, only saying cary on ...with taking care of your useless cartoon characters... then when she leaves the room he laughs wickedly... and starts to burn the useless cartoon and make new... ...that then leads people... to become bored of cartoons and start watching porn on t.v... or MTV all day long... which then leads to... widespread insanity caused by too much "The Real World" explode because of a little boy that thought about it ...which then leads to the destruction of all the minds of little children everywhere... this leads to only one solution... brussel sprouts, with butter and cheese. And the world is saved once again by the Grim Reaper, that took the live's of bad persons
http://www.web-frog.com/pics/grim-reaper.jpg Hey FK cool picture I like it.:D
...then when the world is saved again... aliens from different planets come down to take over earth as their own... which makes people... realize that this world cannot be real cannot be real, but something more than real, that this world is TREAL, and that we're all on Treal T.V. hosted by Thizzelle Washington... realizing this instantly turns everyone into smokers to try and calm their nerves but then suddenly a group of extremist come and capture some airplanes, and fly them into sertain buildings :p However the buidligns are made of a space-age material the public doesn't know about, so they repel the planes ricocheting them back towards the ground, where they unfortunately land on a quarter...god damnit! i was just gonna pick that sonofabitch up and put it in my pocket! Just then, a voluptuous woman steps out of the plane, with her clothes on fire.... ...and screams saying help help someone put this fire out... a man that falls in love with her instanly and wanting to see her bare puts the fire out... which then leads to... all the passengers wanting to jump on her to put her out. Alas romeo is killed in the oncoming rush of people and... Devastated by the loss of her soul mate, the girl wanders naked to the nearest convent and becomes a nun. But not an ordinary nun, because in the top draw of her bedside cabinet, next to her bible lay her..... super vibarator 3000. with extra pump power. but when the head nun founded this out, the young woman had to walk naked around the church wile carying a heavy crucifix ...which made alot of tourists stop and take pictures of her while doing this... thinking that a play was going on to amuse them... but GOD didn't like this and punished the tourist by giving them all the plague ...the people then all die from this plague... and a little girl walked away in the shadows and smiled evily as she walked towards a certain couple... ...which suddenly came to life and started charging towards the little girl. Suddenly... A small samurai cyborg appeared, bringing his skills of break dancing to Marilyn Manson to bear and assaulted the dinosaurs with ninjitsu kickflips. This saved the little girl, who then.... started screaming for her daddy, because the samurai cyborg (i wonder who it is ;) ) killed her pet. her Dad came out of the house and saw there dead pet, he ran to the samurai cyborg and kicked him between the legs which made the cyborg disenigrate into molecular waste ...the little girl was so happy for what her dad had done for her that she hugged him... but later on she went deeper into the city to kill people for her evil plot... which then... ...the little girl did't like the nerds... for she wanted all of them dead... that is why she sided with geeks... which lead to... ...so the nerds then decided that it was time to kill the little girl... or use her as a puppet for their own organization... this then lead off to a... catastrophic case of the flu for the little girl ...feeling of megalomania for the little girl, she proceeded to crush all who opposed her with.... her almighty teddy bear of doom And astonishingly bad gas, which was responsible for her eventual death. With the little girl gone... ...people replying to this thread could finally start writing about other things than psychotic little girls, such as... ...the story of the hamger that ate my brains out of my head... and that is why I can't think anymore... wait, now who am I again... and about a group of killer hamsters that use kung-fu to take over the world With there catchy dancing hamster pop ditty, cunningly posted on the internet.
This broadcasts subliminal messages to all who watch it, making them want to... drink all things containing caffeine ...contain a sex drug in it... when used it will make humans of all different sexes want to get down right nasty with the trees in their backyard... that is when nature calls... which then leads us too... Full of naked old people. and locked up children that are only allowed to watch porn movies ... but as the world passes then by them become really sad... because they want to do something more fun... more fun like... shooting stuffed bunnies off the roofs of junked cars with shotguns and kicking people that aren't friendly ...this lead their neighbors to think of them as strange... so whenever they saw them doing this... they decided to aviod them... by dressing up as chinese ninjas ...that liked to steal cheeze from the people in the stores... which made them angry... so they... ..revolted against the members of this site who always seem to invole some sort of ass-kicking... against the mods. that are currently trying to..... ...do something to screw us up... and stop us from letting us have the fun that we want... which then leads the members on this site to... become unnecessarily violent and spamming like mofo's. The mods got together and banned all spammers, before going.... to WALL-MART and buy some useless stuff. wile talking in pig latin, that looks more like spam then a actual languase :p ...soon after the mod's do this... the people on this site start to leave because... they start to not like people on this site... which then leads to... DPD being happy, because now he has the forums all to himself, and will live happily ever after. Next Chapter. Once upon a time in a thriving metropolis far far far far away..... There was a boy who always had a very dull look in his eyes, he.... whas thinking on how to end his life because he had been overwhelmed by the sheer number of muppets seeking to spread their special meat across the globe. He went out and ...started to make his own meat company for himself... this time he thought he would make a new meat of lamb that tasted like chicken... and made your breakfast for you ...this soon became the most favored food ever... and once it got even more popular they started to make chicken flavored deserts... that really did nothing for you but they were damn good However, the food standards agency soon got on his back and it was discovered that this new chicken-like food, in rare cases, made people who ate it.... ...turn into chick sandwhiches themselves... which then the owner had decided to just use them for selling at the store... so that nobody would know that they were really people... and so that he wouldn't be sued... and became a multi-millionaire by doing this. So that of course led to.... ...other smaller business to get angry... since they wouldn't be able to keep up with this... so they decided to... assasinate the man and destroy all of his prized chicken f*ckers that are a plague to the country ...the all of his chickens gone... he decideds that he wont make his company any more... so a Japanese man decides to make a tofu store instead... so that he can help the poor people as well as make tofu the most powerful and yummy food in the world... He quickly overtakes Bill Gates as the richest man on the planet, which almost instantly causes..... ...him to gain a whole entire group of fan girls... so he then decides that he should make himself a rock star... to make his popular grow more... he smokes marijuana and promotes its legalization, which instantly gains success among everyone under 25...... ......causing the entire world to fall into a state of constant hunger...... Which sent Kmart stock through the roof .........and the debris that came down knocked out Ben Affleck, causing rejoicing in the world of movies........ So everyone was left with a barbecue full of expired hotdogs and steak. which left everyone pretty content all in all... ...because they all had something to eat... as well as they had a new piece of a famous person inside their stomach... so they decided to find more food... ....which led them to Jennifer Lopez..... ...'s wax model.
Suddenly an explosion is heard. Four shadowry figures come out of nowhere. They look like ninjas... .....but were in fact just big giant fat ugly..... clone's of britney spears. that whant to take over the world, with there horrible music songs "oops, i did it again..." the clones sang and sent shockwaves all over the city. Everyone covered their ears, drop their food and ran for their dear lives.
With the abandoned food, the Britney clones began munching and chewing hungrily on the leftovers. .....which caused them to turn into toxic zombies, not much different from their original state..... ...but the main thing to them was that they got their food... as well as they could show off their looks to men in their swimsuits... but, most men will puke when they see bitches like those clones. To make things worse, now they really look like a cross beween bimbos and resident evil zombies. ....who had to be paid a crapload of money to star in a sequel that didn't do anything new..... Just then, a chinook arrived on the scene. A man alighted. He is the boss of the UMBRELLA corporations. "Ok, 'babes', listen to me, over mission today is to infest everyone here with my new T-virus v2.0, and ..."
Before he finish his sentence, the bimbos/zombies tore him up to pieces smiled. so the government hired a highly trained tactical team resembling something from the Matrix :) to take them out ...so when the hot looking people and the blubber balls meet each other... they had a clones and agent fight... while eating pickles sandwitches to give them more power...:P Unfortunately, the pickle contained traces of.... .....Justin Timberlake..... ...and so the zombie bimbos heads exploded while the entire tac team resembling the matrix all began to show symptoms of anal leaqage and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a pneumoconiosis caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust, which was in the bread of the sandwitches. Needless to say, the tac team decided to...
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