Sure, I take my share of shots at other people here. Most of the time, it's in good fun, but it has a tendency to escalate beyond that. So this thread is for anyone who wants to take a shot at me. Go ahead, get out all that pent up aggression that your masturbating doesn't take care of. Shit, you don't even have to tell the truth. It'll feel good, and I really won't mind it at all. And if I do, I'll just say something back when I get a chance. So, here it is, a thrice in a lifetime opportunity to throw anything and/or everything you've got at me. And remember, most of all, have fun, because there's nothing like some harmless internet shit-talk to brighten up your day, it's already done wonders for mine! :-)
Enjoy! DPD, you smell like butter scones. That's it. Youre a big....stupid...lameo. Who is sad and has no friends. You... suck... a lot...
We're not very good at this are we? No no...I'm about to cry, you guys need to tone it down some. No no...I'm about to cry, you guys need to tone it down some.
The butter scones too much? I'm sorry, buddy. Stupid head? Im not very good at this. I mean, out of anger, we can all obviosuly flame people like there is no tommorow, but since this is a non angry state I am in, I can't do the flame correctly. Quick DPD, do or say something to piss us off, so that we can flame you!
WARNING: This post has no relevant meaning to it, and should not be taken serious. If it is taken serious, I claim no affiliation to anything, or anyone.
WARNING WARNING: Pizza and Pie can and will become addictive to everyone and anyone. Useless trivia fact: Observing Jews are not allowed to eat Meat Pie and Pizza together.
Not that that heathen DPD would care. Puh. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. I heard DPD likes Moon Pie.
Yeap, heard the same thing myself. And he's a taker and not a giver, damn selfish if you ask me.
*Ride dat bitch hard* Oh fine, you make this thread when I'm in a happy-go-lucky mood. I feel more like giving you cake then taking a shot at you.
You thuck.
There, that's my insult. You thuck.
Duck FPD. That should make your head hurt for some time.
I hate mood swings. ffs girl, throw the cake in his face! Ok, I'll help my dear little Kara out here for some inspiration.
DPD, Kara told me that you have 11 toes. Now we all know what that means, don't we! So how small is your penis???? huh?
I bet you need a pepper shaker and tweezers to take a piss it's so small. There Kara, something like that honey. Well it's big enough to cripple Freddy's mom. LOLOL. Oh man...*wipes tear from eye* I seriously couldn't stop laughing when I read that, DPD.
Ok....insult....insult...*Wipes hands* "Free my mind..."
Your so... stupid! You like to cripple - *Breaks off into unconrolled laughter again. I'm not even joking* - to cripple *LOL and a deep breath.* - You like to cripple people's moms!
Wait, okay, one more. - You play ball like a GIRL!
*Everyone on the site gasps and goes dead silent* @BSD: That's because my nuts are the size of basketballs.
@UT: "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
@NiTO: I do play ball like a girl. Like a feminist, bulldykeish, musclebound girl who's better than all of the guys. Oh, DPD... so many things to say, and so little time :p
Instead of insulting you, It would be so much easier just to blame everything that goes wrong with my life, on you.
So DPD, thanks for my pants ripping while I was at work, for making my Gym instructor a creep, and for making me born a transexual.
I HATE YOU!
:p
Now, I feel bad :( Oh, I'll willingly take the blame. But being born tranny has got to have SOME advantages, and no doubt makes for some interesting dinner conversation topics. And it was me who ripped your pants at work, sometimes it's just so hard for me to control my animalistic urges. Damn, that 'stalin6025 xxx voodoo doll' that I bought on eBay really must work. I can't claim responsibility for your gym teacher though, but I can tell you that a swift kick in the nuts can handle some business with them. I can't claim responsibility for your gym teacher though, but I can tell you that a swift kick in the nuts can handle some business with them.
Well seeing how I am here, and we are to be taking a shots at you, I should just give you a swift kick in the nuts, I mean, afterall what else could a DPD Voodoo Doll from EBay be worth without little Alligator clips, wired to a 60Volt battery? Shit....Did you try masturbating to get out your pent-up aggressions first, as I suggested? Bill Gates failed IT in highschool. Shit....Did you try masturbating to get out your pent-up aggressions first, as I suggested? Bill Gates failed IT in highschool.
You can't read. Damn illiterate. Go back to kindergarten. Mastur... what? Sorry, mate never heard of it :p
You and your crazy words. NMN: I think you mean aliterate. Yes, only one 'L'. Look it up if you don't already know.
stalin: you know, double-clicking your mouse. LMFAO, DPD, out of all the words, and slang used to describe "Self Pleasure" that's got to be an absolute classic...
Would you look at that, DPD is good for something, the lazy simpleton. NMN: I think you mean aliterate. Yes, only one 'L'. Look it up if you don't already know.
stalin: you know, double-clicking your mouse.
You wish, person who is ugly and can't read good. stalin: if you can't love yourself, no one else will.
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Hey, I never said I ain't getting any lovin', those alligator clips well worth their money. Experiment boy! :eek: c.i.a secret #57 - fuck alligators.
*CIA EDIT* and their clips */CIA EDIT*
hey...you heard it from them first. Well, it's now exposed, I bet the sales for alligators clips are going to soar through the roof. DPD, excuse me, but you realize how late it is, and my utter retardness at this hour. I can't read.
Are you holding up four fingers and asking me to read between the lines? So you have 8 fingers instead? Or wait, that was look past the fingers. Bah, I should sleep too.
Are you flipping me off? Right. Time for bed.
CIA secret number 4578365: Wally was NOT part of his church's governing board. And here we observe the Huminus Trivialis, and it's instinctual ability to talk at great length about nothing at all. Oh I can't hold a candle to some of the others here, not to name any names, but there's more than just a handful. You are who you are, only Canadian. The CIA sends its condolences. And thus the beginning of a wonderul friendship.
Haha :p There are people amongst us who, though they themselves do not see it, have a clear purpose in society. They support and help people around them, flourishing companies, revitalising schools, refreshing the justice system and bringing a fresh breeze of positive energy where ever they set foot. They, who without a doubt are the true backbone of a nation, they have the potential to lead mankind to a new era. A new era filled with beauty, where Utopia, after so many eons is finally accomplished. These people hold it within themselves to as they wish. These people are truly free.
DPD is not one of these people. Rather, he is the other, as in most cases there are two extremes, side. He is a constant putrifying factor, no matter where he travels. His mere existance is an outrage and delivers a factor of oppression to all those who wish to be free, where ever he goes. He is beyond redemption, beyond catharsis as the only words he can spill from his mouth, the only things crafted by his hands, the only thoughts created by his vicious mind are poisonous. He himself is the venom creeping into the suburbs and placing the gun and the evil thoughts into young innocent children whose evil deeds are than placed upon television or Computer Games.
If there is such a thing as evil and good, if there is such a thing as a pureness, if there is an absolute Truth, than it is that DPD is evil.
Mr U @NiTO: I do play ball like a girl. Like a feminist, bulldykeish, musclebound girl who's better than all of the guys.
Hehe. Actually, that is from The Sandlot - I don't know if you've ever seen that movie? Anyway, that was like the "ultimate" insult, so I couldn't resist saying it. I used to watch that movie ALL of the time when I was little. Well, ain't this thread the best piece of sarcasm I've seen in a while. Ok, a serious shot at DPD. Hmmmm.....I got nothing. A sarcastic shot at DPD......hmmm.....nothing as well. Ok then, let's go with the third option that goes a little something like this.
Fuck you, and have a nice day. You crazy bastard you. Well it's big enough to cripple Freddy's mom.
Sorry dog, I have to take this one from you and use it. It's too good to waste so spank me later for stealing it.
S.N.A.P.S.
But it's small enough that he gets his balls wet when he pees...
Ok, let's liven up this thread a little and try and take it to the next level. Now remember, this is chilli flaming, which means take none of it to heart all as it's just a string of words to illicit a certain response.
@DPD, I know you piss standing, however is there ever been an event in your life where you've had to prove you're actually a man? Or does your mother always let you dress in her clothes and walk around in her heels?
As for my sixth finger, guess what it's doing right now! I know you're envious. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I screwed your daddy YO! My dearest DPD,
You're a great big doodie head that smells worse than poo. Even dogs are afraid to sniff you.
And you're a big meanie. Compassion, man, learn about COMPASSION! Because of you I cry myself to sleep every stinking night. Yeah. Take that! :p Hey, DPD, the closest you ever came to pussy was last Halloween when you stole the pumpkin off the porch of that pretty girl who lives across the street and drilled a hole in it, placing slices of warm roast pork and real hair around the opening and poking it with your pimple dickwick. Yeah. I said it. Hey DPD...
You're a fuckin shit for brains-monkey-fucking-turd-burgling-ass-licking-butty boy-bandit who luuuuuuuurves the cock and eats it every day with a side helping of yo' mama's 'special' sauce which is noramlly only reserved for yo' papa after he had a hard day laying tracks out west.
What the fuck is THAT on your head? West-coast till I die muther-fucker. Peace. @DPD, I know you piss standing, however is there ever been an event in your life where you've had to prove you're actually a man? Or does your mother always let you dress in her clothes and walk around in her heels?
I think you're talking about HU at Carnival. Get it right you senile old bag.
My dearest DPD,
You're a great big doodie head that smells worse than poo. Even dogs are afraid to sniff you.
And you're a big meanie. Compassion, man, learn about COMPASSION! Because of you I cry myself to sleep every stinking night. Yeah. Take that!
Part I: Your shit stinks, too.
Part II: "DPD is a bad motherfucker." Yes I am.
Compassion: At least I'm compassionate enough not to cyberrape you...unlike SOME members here.
Hey, DPD, the closest you ever came to pussy was last Halloween when you stole the pumpkin off the porch of that pretty girl who lives across the street and drilled a hole in it, placing slices of warm roast pork and real hair around the opening and poking it with your pimple dickwick. Yeah. I said it.
The closest you ever got to pussy was videotaping my orgy with your hot neighbor and all her cheerleader friends from your window while masturbating with a tube sock. Oh bullshit. Everyone knows the 'hot neighbour and all 'her' friends' on that tape was the entire over 80s ladies section local senior citizens Tuba players Assoc. DPD. Get it right.
*Cue the broken record, 'DPD is a bad motherfucker'.* Dude, you say that everytime you post now. What's up with the self re-affirmation trip anyway? Just face it, you're a cute cuddle little dolly that I could swish for you're so damn cute. That's strike two, you really should get those eyes checked.
If the accusations keep coming, you really expect me to deny or dismiss them? People will think what they think, I just encourage and instigate. You don't hear me saying that you say 'sweetie' or 'honey' almost every time you post when talking to someone, do you? Why keep affirming people that they're gentle and kind, if they are, they'll already know that and don't need terms of endearment to feel loved. Sure, they're different, but they're the same, too. Not if you have black stool... That's strike two, you really should get those eyes checked.
If the accusations keep coming, you really expect me to deny or dismiss them? People will think what they think, I just encourage and instigate. You don't hear me saying that you say 'sweetie' or 'honey' almost every time you post when talking to someone, do you? Why keep affirming people that they're gentle and kind, if they are, they'll already know that and don't need terms of endearment to feel loved. Sure, they're different, but they're the same, too.
Because I like to spread the love to those around me. Though when someone's either not worth it or a tool, I either ignore them till they realise they have no audience or rip them a new one. Meh, I just say it how I see it. When they pick their toys up and realise I've left the room and they start playing nice I'm very forgiving. Oh and I also do it because I'm old HAHAHAHA. I'm so proud of that, it's actually starting to disturb me. Care to figure out why I am angel?
And ftr, poo is green. DPD is a sweet, soft little teddy bear, with a heart of gold...
If you can't insult a man, then insult his dignity. DPD is a sweet, soft little teddy bear, with a heart of gold...
If you can't insult a man, then insult his dignity.
BRAVO angel. It took another (aussie) woman to pick up on that. Though it would have happened sooner or later lol. Just face it, you're a cute cuddle little dolly that I could swish for you're so damn cute.
DPD is a sweet, soft little teddy bear, with a heart of gold...
Do I hear an echo? Do I hear an echo?
@BSD: Sounds like someone's anxious to see just how 'heavy' my 'flow' is. I can see you quiver, with an-ticipation. DPD wears his mother's underwear because they help keep him silky smooth all day long. And he lines them with super absorbant Playtex liners for those days with heavy flow...
Yet another quality quote that I can't and won't see slip through the anti-spam portal honey lol. That's a keeper. DPD is, to put it bluntly, a fucking fuck. DPD is a sweet, soft little teddy bear, with a heart of gold...
If you can't insult a man, then insult his dignity.
Exactly. He deserves a pat on the back, and a good ol' fashioned noogie.
Happy Birthday, my friend. May you have a wonderous day, and fill our hearts with joy and love.
Thank you and God Bless. How pleasant, the third of the musketeers has joined the fray, or should I say faeries since we're on this whole angels trip. Try giving my a noogie and I'll make your knees bend like you were a flamingo, get my flame-lingo? Now, now... Don't get all upset just because your gal's dick is larger than yours. How pleasant, the third of the musketeers has joined the fray, or should I say faeries since we're on this whole angels trip. Try giving my a noogie and I'll make your knees bend like you were a flamingo, get my flame-lingo?
How sweet. I love you too, DPD. I don't mind being called a fairy. They are light and can fly. They also have that cool glow to them. Very trippy. Thanks for the compliment! Also, it's noogie time. Now, now, don't fight it, that only makes it hurt.
Har! You're so slick, oil ain't got nothing on you. DPD is a sweet, soft little teddy bear, with a heart of gold...
awww..yeah...
don't you just want to pinch his cheeks?!
come hew you widdle DPD... isn't he just precious? ;) Now, now... Don't get all upset just because your gal's dick is larger than yours.
Which employee are you talking about and how would you know? Your sister still complaining about not being able to walk for a week?
don't you just want to pinch his cheeks?!
You can pinch my cheeks if I can pinch yours... *blink blink* Yikes, you're one sick son of a bitch... My sister's like four. Dee Pea Dea is yo name,
But rappin' be my game,
If yo don't like dat,
Then go fuck a cat...
If yo don't have a dick,
Don't worry, yo don't need ta quit...
Yo can use MY bat,
To rat-a-tat the cat.
Cos yo mama is fat,
And she wails like a dog
When I'm playin leap-frog
Spankin dat ample ass
Then smokin some grass...
See if yo can beat me in a battle of rhythmical reasoning... lol. funny rap. but i think you are gonna get banned by it
hummm seeing as i and DPD has alittle arguement a few day's ago. i'm not going to say anything about you DPD.
(for now :p ) *sigh* Yet another post that just wastes the time and makes dumber everyone that reads it. I thought rapping was just stupid rhyming? *sigh* Yet another post that just wastes the time and makes dumber everyone that reads it. I thought rapping was just stupid rhyming?
it is, but they way he said it whas funny.
lol do you realy hate my posts @FK: I never said hate...thought we'd went over this before, but okay...
@BSD: Cuz I'm yo daddy, biaaaaaatch!!!! DPD's the worst fucking pirate I've ever seen. DPD's the worst fucking pirate I've ever seen.
only for fucking?
what kind of regular pirate is he? only for fucking?
what kind of regular pirate is he?
Beats the hell out of me. DPD's the...fucking pirate...Beats the hell out of me..
Astute, can't get anything past you.
As for being bad at fucking, the ladies would beg to differ with you. And even if it was true, "I got mine. If you don't bust a nut when I get mine you fresh outta fuckin luck wit me." - Bernie Mac...And at least I am fucking. Women, that is. Palmala Handerson and her 5 sisters, and Rosie Palmer don't count TINM, so don't even try. I'll take a shot at you, you bloody twat! You have the best avatar at Matrixhardline but what about here eh? EH?!
It's good to read your posts again man, i don't come back very often nowadays. I should really log in at Hardline aswell.
And BSD: That avatar is fucking brutal! That's what happens when ya take too much coke people!!! Bernie Mac sucks... So... Not... Funny... @Kaneda: I won the goddamn award, and I'll tell you what, I might just win it again. Good to hear from you again you bollock-slapper, you.
@TINM: Only because your cracker ass was raised in sour cream ass Kenosha and you're mind can't bend around the concept of variety in culture being acceptable. And judging by your avatar you're aging pretty damn fast. You should get some of that anti-aging wrinkle cream that your mom puts on her privates to make it look like she isn't the worn-out old whore that we all know she really is. Speaking of which, DPD shout your old lady to a good dose of rectinol cream and teach her to walk backwards... You took the words right outta my mouth. Well, you said it yourself...get on it old lady. lol well i will say 1 thing then about you. nothing more
dpd your a pansy :p he's michael jacksons clone
oke i said i would do only one. but this i had to say :p DPD played the skin-flute in his high school marching band. And at home, he loves grinding out tunes on the male organ. And he smokes meat cigars...
hahha...comment reserved, for now...
@FK: If I'm really a pansy then how come I'm still here calling you a bitch? And what's up with you and Michael Jackson? You claim to hate him but you're posting pictures of him in all these threads. You're a closet Michael Jackson fan and fetishist. It's okay that he molested you, you're not the first, and you won't be the last. Walk it off. lol reason you call me and mostly other people bitch. is because your mother is one. and your mother is the only person you will ever have sex with !
about jackson. nah im not a fan of that freak. when i posted the pics of him, it whas for N-2/jetfire
lol putted something off me in your sig. oh how nice, see if i care
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http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/geno/asshole.gif @TINM: Only because your cracker ass was raised in sour cream ass Kenosha and you're mind can't bend around the concept of variety in culture being acceptable. And judging by your avatar you're aging pretty damn fast. You should get some of that anti-aging wrinkle cream that your mom puts on her privates to make it look like she isn't the worn-out old whore that we all know she really is.
Doesn't change the fact that Bernie Mac isn't funny. Mr. 3000? What is that shit. Right? Straight up, home slice o' white bread. As for the av... Quit bustin' my balls. Maybe you'll let me borrow some of your anti-aging wrinkle cream once you're done using it. ...and his mother. Don't forget there's a queue at his joint to borrow that cream. lol reason you call me and mostly other people bitch. is because your mother is one. and your mother is the only person you will ever have sex with !
Pretty funny....this coming from a virgin and all. You're the one who was bitching about sex in a fucking fanfic mission, so don't even start to bring up the topic with me Freddy, because I'm your dad...I was the only one in line with exact change. Remember: sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any.....and you're dying from asphyxiation.
lol putted something off me in your sig. oh how nice, see if i care
You obviously cared enough to say something about it....and it's pretty goddamn funny that you're telling someone to learn how to spell when simple words like 'was' and 'want' prove more than an ample challenge regarding your own spelling. Also, you seem to have quite a problem with suffices, but don't worry about it, the world only conducts its business in English. DPD's mom has organised him a special date for his birthday, apparently she's a guaranteed lay. She's a bit wooly, but should keep him warm in bed!
Then they're going to have her other half for tea!
Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, if you win you're still retarded! :p DPD loves Jackson Burgers. (40 year old piece of meat between 8 year old buns...)
Seeing as how I'm neither 8, nor 40...well...whatever's clever
DPD's mom has organised him a special date for his birthday, apparently she's a guaranteed lay. She's a bit wooly, but should keep him warm in bed!
Then they're going to have her other half for tea!
Baaaa, Baaaa, Baaaa
My mom's outta town...
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, if you win you're still retarded!
Wow. Way to come outta left field with a 5 year old insult that's an argument in itself. I'll spare you a rebuttal since by your own comment you're obviously developmentally disabled. HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DAY! I was unaware that you were so skilled in the art of insulting, DPD. I much appreciate your art and withdraw from this interesting pissing-contest, yet will stay as a spectator without a doubt. We should make a fanfic out of it. It's almost poetic :).
Mr U He's gonna get ya for that one, HU. He'd better. He hasn't called in ages, and the new pillows don't have any bitemarks. Besides, being able to sit properly is boring me...
Mr U LOL. Do they sell rectinol over there honey? I use it on my crowsfeet around my eyes so it's bound to work wonders around your ass. Come to think of it, it would work wonders around DPD's mouth. mmmmmmm. Lol. Well I never knew that. But I guess that would be a good thing to tell my mom about. Since she is still figuring out a way to get rid of her crows feet that she has had now for about three years. She just keeps on getting older and older. But I still love her.:D Lol. Well I never knew that. But I guess that would be a good thing to tell my mom about. Since she is still figuring out a way to get rid of her crows feet that she has had now for about three years. She just keeps on getting older and older. But I still love her.:D
She keeps on getting older and older you say? Well, that's news to me. I never knew people got older and older. Fuck! Back to kindergarten for me.
Oh, and DPD, you still smell like butter scones. Lol. That is a good one. And what is a butter cone? Because I never heard of that before. Much appreciated. It's a butter SCONE you ignant buffalo molester. I don't even remember what the fukc yall posted cuz i'm hella hyphy right now... He's on the icing sugar again by the looks of it.... Yeah... and he's not the only one :p Well thank I can sure see someone ate to much sugar today. Ok, it was me. I'm sorry, but it was just sitting there. I couldn't help it. Please!!!
Oh, and stalin, I thought we weren't going to discuss that in public? Lol. Yes but with sugar everyone goes crazy. Right now I want some sugar because I am going crazy with all of these english assignments. *sweat drop* The who? The wha? The OI??? Oh my head hurts.****************** Er... UT's not the only one lost...
My mum's taking to buying Diet Rite... defeats the purpose of soda, if you ask me.
Now, back to the DPD bashing. DPD's the diet coke of masculinity. DPD's the diet coke of masculinity.
With a twist of lemon :p and TINM is just the sour cream that got put in the cheez whiz canister, if that makes any sense out there in Kenosha You know, DPD, until your mum and I had tea this morning, I had no idea that some of your favorite things include raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. She mentioned something about you singing about these thing when on the pot. Would you care to grace us all here at MM with your rendition? Fuck 'The Sound of Music'...fuck it up the ass with a floor lamp like the LAPD did Rodney King. If you do by chance happen to run into my mom again, tell her the, um, 'magic brownies' she left me over the weekend were exquisite and quite rich in greenery. You forgot the ever popular 'well shit in a bag and punch it' right there.... I always thought he was ten shades of shit in a two pound bag. Meh, what do I know anyway........ Are all DPD you his or her hero ^_^? Thought-wise, sure.
Syntax- and grammar-wise, eat shit and die, motherfucker. DPD, You're my hero ^_^
Thank you. And I just want you to know that you're the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'd take you out to dinner anywhere you'd want to go. As long as you pay for half. Are all DPD you his or her hero ^_^?
Only on a Sunday, and twice on Wednesdays. Any other time he prefers to be called plain old Susan and wear his scout's uniform. Hey man come on now odon't pick on the forum drunk....it's hte best I can do to type semisoberly. Speaking of Susan, I better hop in my scraper and check on my employees. What the fuck is a scout's uniform....oh man I shouldn't get drunk and post anymore ......I only love Stoli...to hell with the scouts. Give me a break. One what?I think DPD is a lot of things. Give me a break. One what?I think DPD is a lot of things.
Well that narrows it down. Well that's okay.
"I am agreeable to that" narrows it down ?
I get I am agreeable to that. I don't know if this is relevent, but I'll go ahead anyway... I was talking to this tree the other day and it told me something-fling rather interesting - in that it was something interesting, if you get my meaning...- anyway, so this tree is all like "Dude, you don't even know what it's like!", so I was like like "Yeah, well, YOU don't know what it's like cos you've got no legs or anything, so don't speak to me about 'not knowing what it's like...", so this tree was a little angry and was getting all flustered and shit, but I could tell it was trying to remain cool and everything, but at the same time I could see the sap coming out of it's bark, so I knew I had it on the ropes or whatever...Anyway, so we continue talking about this, that and the other and then he goes and tells me this thing...I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?! Are you on bark or something?!?!?" - That really got the tree all riled up and angry, but I didn't care cos the stupid plank of wood was talking shit cooked in oil in the French style('merde fries') and I really didn't want to get involved in some sort of debate with a tree with no arms or anything, know what I mean...? Sure, so I decided enough was enough and walked away...still it was an interesting something that that tree said...
DPD, you're a fucking cheap-cheap(like a bird...)-ass vodka drinker who doesn't know the creme(Grey Goose) from the crap(Stoli)..."Cape Cod's have a lime in them"...my ass...any vodka/cranberry combination is a mofo Cape Cod with or without a lime, "with or without a lime, ahh-har...And I'll wait...with or without a lime, ahh-har..." - that was U2.
End. That's right...I am a cheap ass vodka drinker, because I'm not paying $30 a fifth for some vodka that I'm just going to MIX anyway. As for Cape Cod's having to have a lime, I'll just call everything a vodka/cranberry from now on. However, there are combinations that have both vodka and cranberry, as well as other alcohols and mixers in them that aren't Cape Cods.
End of the Beginning. - that was Murs That's right...I am a cheap ass vodka drinker, because I'm not paying $30 a fifth for some vodka that I'm just going to MIX anyway. As for Cape Cod's having to have a lime, I'll just call everything a vodka/cranberry from now on. However, there are combinations that have both vodka and cranberry, as well as other alcohols and mixers in them that aren't Cape Cods.
Beginning of the End. - that was Murs
I like to get it right.In any case, You are a cheap ass vodka drinker because he or she is not paying $30 a fifth for some vodka that he or she is just going to MIX?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
I've been waiting for you.
Where are they?Not many people express themselves that way.
When was this exactly? Dear Mr DPD,
Word has reached me that you are from America. From the United States of America, rather. That you are indeed a citizen of these self-proclaimed states, and that you indeed support this system in one way or another. After all, by contributing to it's economy, you contribute to the persistance of it's existance and thus are directly and indirectly responsible for the atrocities that follow from this existence.
Merely because one voice, one vote is but a drop in the ocean does not mean that the devastation left by a flood is the responsibility of no one. Nay. You are as much responsible for the massacres as any other citizen of the United States. Ignorance, "Wer haben es nicht gewusst", claimed justly or injustly is not a valid apology in a nation with such a powerful network of media, where information is but a press of a button away.
You are in fact responsible for the millions of deaths. Yet this, DPD, is not what I hold against you. Not in the least in fact. Nay. It is your non-chalant stance to these matters that bother me. You see, did you in fact completely support or oppose these matters, I could find some condolance. I could blame your moral mindset, your idea. But you are indifferent, you are cynical, you are nihilistic. You are trapped in your own prison of mind, and it is this that I find disturbing, sickening even. In stead of attempting to improve to change, you have out of some egoistical view begun to believe that you are in fact not responsibility as responsibility is not important.
You have forgotten, DPD. You have forgotten that though your personal view may be this, you have forgotten that no matter what your views may or may not be, they do not change reality. They do not change the fact that you are in fact responsible and accountable. Whether you recognize this or not is, as you would state, irrelevant, but also of worldly importance. You see, DPD, through taking our responsibility, we are able to cling onto whatever divinity there is left in this world.
I make no claims to some false god or deity, or even a supernatural force, but I do believe that some things are inheritantly correct, and that no matter what moral values we live by, some of these moral values continue to influence us through all patterns of behaviours. I must recognize that even you share these universal morals, but that does not matter. It does not even matter what my moral values are, and in what degree they follow these base universal morals. Nay, what is important that our values conflict.
As you indubitably know, DPD, in conflict there is a clash, there is a show of power. There is pain, there is suffering, there is anguish, there is agony, there is death. The determinants of the outcome. Perseverance means victory, not justice or truth. It's sad to know this, but my struggle, mein kampf, must continue as it compells me. It compells me to fight, for I can not, will not be known as part of this complacent mass that allowed your illegitimate government to spread it's corrupt system and oppress peoples everywhere.
Yes, I am claiming the US to be corrupt and oppresive. Though this might not fit with the average stereotype attributed to the "Most powerful nation in the world", Rome in its time was not considered brutal either, even though its practices, reflecting from our moral values this was surely the truth. Their tactics of assimilating states, seems oddly familiar viewing the US, if we are talking history.
Yes, indeed, colonisation, the creation of the zionist state amongst other things is one of the many ways a state might demonstrate its power. After all, what is more powerful than being able to start life? Whether this is metaphorically or geographical is irrelevant. The increase of power leads to a euphoria that might lead lesser men to believe they are experiencing the Asuinas' mythical city on the Hill, yet that is of course, nothing but an illusion.
And so is your state an illusion. I claimed before that your state was illegitimate. This was truthful, as no true authority has acknowleged its legitimacy. Yes, it is true, there is no such authority, but many of your countrymates claim that God has given them jurisdiction to weigh scepter over others, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Thus, any actions it commits against other states are also illegitimate, no matter what claims it makes to be defending the imperfect democratic system, and spreading it like some bile plague.
A bile plague? That reminds me of your sickness-inducing state. A state, might I remind you, you choose to be in. By shoving aside the responsibility that you carry as a citizen you have been awarded a new responsibility. A responsibility that will ultimate lead to a simple judgement, to a single-worded verdict. Yet it will not be me who will be the judge of your heinous crimes against humanity. Nay. I have great faith in your ability to dysfunction and so too in the fact that you will eventually frustrate enough people beyond return that they will execute you in some bizar ritual normally only performed only newly born babies (I am not referring to the removal of foreskin).
Finally, I would like to thank you for paying attention this long. I know it couldn't have been easy with a mind that doesn't allow a focus for more than the average time it takes you to jerk off, but I thank you for it anyway.
Yours,
Mr U I scanned this pile of crap real quick and found:
'I own y'all bitches'
So very clever and witty. Original too. I see you took nothing from your time at Teh Shakc. I scanned this pile of crap real quick and found:
You should be a detective! I heard you get these really cool badges and stuff, and you get to fire a gun. Plus, girls love people in uniform, so I'm sure your sister will finally give you that well-deserved blowjob.
'I own y'all bitches'
So very clever and witty.
Neither, really,
Original too.
seeing as whom I stole the idea from.
I see you took nothing from your time at Teh Shakc.
Maybe not, but at least I'm not walking around with a penis for a custom user title. Suffering from penis-envy perhaps?
Mr U Maybe not, but at least I'm not walking around with a penis for a custom user title. Suffering from penis-envy perhaps?
lol, good job. You've been hanging out with LHD again, haven't you. You should be a detective! I heard you get these really cool badges and stuff, and you get to fire a gun. Plus, girls love people in uniform, so I'm sure your sister will finally give you that well-deserved blowjob.
Since I have a uniform and a gun I guess I will pass on that. A sister?
Maybe not, but at least I'm not walking around with a penis for a custom user title. Suffering from penis-envy perhaps?
I am confident in what I have, not my problem if you arent confident in what you have. A sister?
You probably know her as 'Daughter number one'. The obese guy always sitting in front of the tv complaining about the "wellfare being too low" is your father. I know, it's a bit hard to believe, but everyone has one at some point.
I am confident in what I have, not my problem if you arent confident in what you have.
Of course it's not your problem. You can always say that you are reliving your phallic fase when sucking your dad's wong. There is nothing wrong with a healthy electra complex.
Mr U DPD I blow my nose at you.
Actually, I'm just kidding.
I love you....
...In the non gayest way possible... Seems like Homo "The Perfect Specimen of All That Is Man and What All Men Long To Be" Universalis is still a little desperate. Seems like Homo "The Perfect Specimen of All That Is Man and What All Men Long To Be" Universalis is still a little desperate.
Desperate to be as cool as you are? Desperate to be as cool as you are?
Desperate to be as desperate as he is. My opinions differ from your own. You are fucked up for being indifferent and not taking action for the intended betterment country you were born in. I hate America. I made assumptions about you because you live in America, therefore, I am entitled to hate you, too. You should be killed because you are a jackass who masturbates.
And actually, it took less time to read that than it takes me to jerk off, because unlike you, I don't suffer from premature ejaculation. But that's neither here nor there. I'm glad you can't stand me and think I've got some sick and twisted nihilistic view of society. I could go on and type a mini-diatribe, as you attempted, but according to your own essay, I frankly can't be bothered enough to give a shit. That being said, I don't even have any more time to respond to your post, so I'll be off now to do something that will make myself happy while making me directly or indirectly responsible for millions of deaths and not give a fuck about any of the people who are exploited for my personal enjoyment. After all, it's the American way. And actually, it took less time to read that than it takes me to jerk off, because unlike you, I don't suffer from premature ejaculation.
Help IS at hand, so to speak (http://www.supplementwatch.com/supcat/category.asp?format=printable&categoryId=14)
I frankly can't be bothered enough to give a shit. That being said, I don't even have any more time to respond to your post, so I'll be off now to do something that will make myself happy
It's ok angel, you can use the big boys room whenever you need to. Don't excuse yourself in front of us. (http://www.laserscope.com/surgical/consumers/enlargedprostate01.html) Help IS at hand, so to speak (http://www.supplementwatch.com/supcat/category.asp?format=printable&categoryId=14)
You emphasized the wrong word...help is WITH hand regarding that one.
It's ok angel, you can use the big boys room whenever you need to. Don't excuse yourself in front of us. (http://www.laserscope.com/surgical/consumers/enlargedprostate01.html)
Oh, why thank you...however, it's not the big boys room that I'd be concerned about if I were you, it'd be the hood of your car. Hope you like the gift. You emphasized the wrong word...help is WITH hand regarding that one.
Sorry to hear about your loss.
Oh, why thank you...however, it's not the big boys room that I'd be concerned about if I were you, it'd be the hood of your car. Hope you like the gift.
No not at all. As a matter of fact, I made 1500 bucks sellings tickets so folks could see you piledriving TheDon on it. So it was well worth it. And I got to claim insurance on the shocks without incurring a levy. Sweet. Yup, we have gotten to that point:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/Shini1775/0154.jpg No, we actually got to that point when you put Richard Simmons up in our faces, idiot. And to think I had forgotten how fresh and witty you are. 'Idiot'. Thats priceless.
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