The bank is stealing my points!

So, I'm confused with the whole bank thing. I thought that by depositing my points, they'd be safe. So, I deposited a few a while back, and today went in to deposit what I have now. THen it read that I had twice as many points as I thought I owned. So, I tried to withdraw them so I could change my custom title (lol I'm not gone anymore) but it wouldn't let me withdraw them. Instead, it started saying I have NO points in the bank and only 15 or so in my pocket.
Any help, pretty please??

EDIT: ok, now I'm uber confused. It says I DO have my points now. Is it safe to put them in the bank, or should I just keep them as is?!

Shoot, it's been safe for me keeping my points in the bank so far, so I'd think it's fine. Be nicer to your tellers.

*EDIT* After you make a bank transaction I think you have to click the link that returns you to the bank main page to make it go through faster, because I just did a transaction and it took a few extra seconds to withdraw my points as I didn't click the link.

P.S. Thanks for the points, PP.

I think you'll find its DPD, not the bank, thats tying to steal your points. Just make sure you hide your wallet/purse in a safe place!

I was just messing around with the bank, and it does appear to be a bit buggy. Make sure you click that link, as DPD said above. If it eats your points and won't spit them back out, just tell me and I'll reimburse you.

Thanks TINM :)


*sniffle* thanks, DPD, for screwing me over (lol not literally)... now I'll have to spend the next fifteen YEARS so I can change my custom title back.... *sob*
:cry:

PP, my dear, you could always try a revenge attack. Or at least you could have if DPD hadn't lost them in a genius manouever, such as trying to steal someone elses points and getting caught red handed.

Unlucky mate! If it makes you feel better, stalin now has all your points. Sorry things didn't work out for ya hon;)

Ah man, I really messed up now. I promise I'll make it up to you some way or another...I'll just have to start stealing other peoples' points to get yours back to you. Man, this is teaching great lessons. I lost all my points on a gamble and now am going to resort to stealing to get them back...I love this place

*EDIT* Also, you can still change your custom user title from the User CP, and it won't cost you any points at all.

Shhhhh! Don't tell them that! Or they'll change it so you can't!

;)

Just kidding. I don't trust the bank, personally. Who knows, maybe you'll make it so someone can rob the bank as well?

Oh, PP, in feeling slight pity for your situation, I gave you most of my points. 355, you can take off about a year or so. So that's about 14 years you have to wait.

Enjoy! Who else wants points? Corruption is your friend.

I don't think you want to be giving me ideas......

All right, own up.. Who just stole a bunch of points from me? lol

You bought a colored username, you willingly gave those points up. No one has successfully stolen any points from the username N-2. Bloody landlubbers.

I know that.. But I had 174 points and now I only have 145 or 146... I'm just curious as to how the number decreased. I haven't donated anything yet either.

So magic DOES exist!!!

So magic DOES exist!!!
I think it does! Yay for the black arts!

PP honey, you have to watch those pirates. The dirty bums.;)

DPD, did you opt for a black user title? Or is my box buggy? If so wicked, I wish I'd thought of it lol. If not, crap.

Nah, he has a black name. *laughs* And an avatar. I thought my compie -was- screwing up for the longest time. *rolls eyse*

And a black sig, it's a pretty neat idea.

I think the user title and avy are #080808, and my sig was #108080 or something like that, but I've since changed my sig. However, it's kind of ironic that I now have my best username and best avatar sign banners up, when it would seem at first glance that they no longer exist. I'm just trying to keep it innovative and entertaining for you folks. However, the mystique of the whole deal will lose it's lustre after my explanation. And, if it's any consolation, I did say I'd make it up to PP and I'm feeling rather idiotic, so I'll let her name anything within reason to get me back into her good graces and put a smile on her face.

And I'm not a dirty bum, I'm a dirty swashbucklin pirate!

Thanks everyone! Now I feel like the world's biggest moron for not changing my title. Hmm... When I got back, I swear I didn't see that option anymore.

NMN- thanks :D YOu're today's #1 cool person ;)

And to think, earlier I even considered stealing points from Stalin, but didn't want to be a meanie, so I didn't. Hahaha.. maybe theft IS the way to go...maybe...

And, DPD, you definately have the coolest avy, sig, and name colors :D

Now now, we don't want to be rash and steal from Stalin. I'm going to ask her if I can distribute her points to people, and ask her who to have them.

PP, as for today's number one cool person, umm.... what's your price for every other day?

lol

*puts pinkie to her lip*
one miiiiillion dollars....? :D

Out of curiosity, when you try to steal points, and fail, does it give the person your points instead or something? How did Stalin get so many?

Firstly, done, in point form. All at once, or over time?

I, with a few other members, donated to her. I do believe, however, that the person you try to steal from gets the points when you fail.

that would explain why it won't let you steal more points than you have... not that I'd know or anything ;)

(lol actually I couldn't find my failed attempts in the log. But maybe I just didn't look hard enough)

so I'll let her name anything within reason to get me back into her good graces

lol

*puts pinkie to her lip*
one miiiiillion dollars....? :D

if one million's reasonable to you, it looks like I've got my work cut out for me

I think that was in response to my offer to be number one cool guy everyday. It's a little steep, but I can handle it. PP, you still didn't asnwer me, you want the money *cough* points in one lump sum, or in payments?

I think the user title and avy are #080808, and my sig was #108080 or something like that, but I've since changed my sig. However, it's kind of ironic that I now have my best username and best avatar sign banners up, when it would seem at first glance that they no longer exist. I'm just trying to keep it innovative and entertaining for you folks. However, the mystique of the whole deal will lose it's lustre after my explanation. And, if it's any consolation, I did say I'd make it up to PP and I'm feeling rather idiotic, so I'll let her name anything within reason to get me back into her good graces and put a smile on her face.

And I'm not a dirty bum, I'm a dirty swashbucklin pirate!

LOL, now that is totally kickass. I'm nominating you again next month. Though you need to think of a cool title dude, like Mr.Black.

you're still a dirty bum hehehe

LOL, now that is totally kickass. I'm nominating you again next month. Though you need to think of a cool title dude, like Mr.Black.

you're still a dirty bum hehehe

Indeed I do need a cool title, but the voting's far off and I've been rather uncreative as of late, as BSD and myself talked about. School started back up so maybe I'll get some creative inspiration...either that or I'll see a challenge that draws an eruption outta me.

As for me being a dirty bum...you're gonna make me cry...I'm real sensitive. I'm tired, my son got shot, I'm sicka this shit! I couldn't afford rent anymore because the hostpital bills were too much money, and I'm doing the best I can, but the belittlement of homeless people is unnecessary, as they are still, after all, human beings.

Reminds me of a friend. Her name is Eda Munsen...

too make you feel better again PP i donated another 100 points to you

the points don't matter to me, i got whant i wanted

DPD stop trying to steal and start earning them :p

Who the hell is knicking my points??!! My ass can you see whos stealing from you! lol

no one has stolen your points. you tryed to steal 102 points of stalin and it failed. and when it fails. you lose that amount of points

so your broke :p

Rather amusing, considering it was you, N-2, who originally was afraid of other people stealing from you... lol.

What goes around comes around, huh?

Hehe.

Mr U

Well, I was expecting to lose my points anyway. Thats the first time I've ever tried to steal points... I wasn't expecting it to work. Oh, and I had 171 points after I spent 728 points changing the colour of my username... Then I had 141 (which no one has explained why it decreased) and then I came on today and found out I was down to 102!!! So by that stage, I told Raj Against The Machione on MSN that I was going to try to steal some points, because what have I got to loose? My points seem to be constantly decreasing anyway, so it would make no difference whether my points were taken like my other lot or lost through stealing. I want to know what son-of-a-bitch has been taking my points... Funny how they constantly keep dissapearing. If its not the members... Then the only other people that could do it are the moderators or admins.... Hmmmmm. lol.

Well, I was expecting to lose my points anyway. Thats the first time I've ever tried to steal points... I wasn't expecting it to work. Oh, and I had 171 points after I spent 728 points changing the colour of my username... Then I had 141 (which no one has explained why it decreased) and then I came on today and found out I was down to 102!!! So by that stage, I told Raj Against The Machione on MSN that I was going to try to steal some points, because what have I got to loose? My points seem to be constantly decreasing anyway, so it would make no difference whether my points were taken like my other lot or lost through stealing. I want to know what son-of-a-bitch has been taking my points... Funny how they constantly keep dissapearing. If its not the members... Then the only other people that could do it are the moderators or admins.... Hmmmmm. lol.

yes, probably the moderators. We deleted some of your posts ;)

Well, I know for a fact that 72 posts of mine weren't deleted. So that doesn't explain how I lost the points.

Well, I know for a fact that 72 posts of mine weren't deleted. So that doesn't explain how I lost the points.

then someone successfully stole some points from you... that's the game, my friend ;)

Well, I'd just like to congratulate whoever managed to steal points from me. I got what I wanted.. I got my username coloured. So well done! lol. I'm not angry, I just wanted to know who stole them. :)

Well, I'd just like to congratulate whoever managed to steal points from me. I got what I wanted.. I got my username coloured. So well done! lol. I'm not angry, I just wanted to know who stole them. :)


thats realy easy to check

go to Ushop. then to the thief area. and click on recend purchage's there you can see who has used the option thief

DPD stop trying to steal and start earning them :p

Eat shit and die, motherfucker. :p

And N-2, on the matter of your points disappearing, I though I should let you know it was me. I've gained access to the administrator's control panel without the permission of forum staff and have been picking away at your points ever since. If you'd like to do me a favor, please don't tell them I've done this, as it may result in my banning from the site.

Thanks...
Drake

They call it Keelhauled? It's called 'Kielhalen' in Dutch. Guess we are all alike anyway. Oh, and that's it Drake, I'm banning you! :p.

Oh, and DPD, I'll get you once for donating me those points, I was feeling so special in the minus :p.

Mr U

FK, thanks again :)

I think that was in response to my offer to be number one cool guy everyday. It's a little steep, but I can handle it. PP, you still didn't asnwer me, you want the money *cough* points in one lump sum, or in payments?

*looks around quickly to make sure no one's watching* um... just deposit the lump sum in my swiss bank account ;)

I wish I had admin controls... Damn it....

DPD

I have to congatulate you, I've been wandering around mm all morning and the Drake post was by far the funniest thing I've seen all day, except for HU creating fantasy women cos he can't get any. You are the first person to make me laugh today, so thanks alot.

FK, thanks again :)



*looks around quickly to make sure no one's watching* um... just deposit the lump sum in my swiss bank account ;)


your welcome, so what happend to the points. i see you now got 5 poins. instead of 110 ???

they're *hopefully* safe in the bank, where no one can steal them :D

Or, wait, did I sell them on Ebay?

DPD

I have to congatulate you, I've been wandering around mm all morning and the Drake post was by far the funniest thing I've seen all day, except for HU creating fantasy women cos he can't get any. You are the first person to make me laugh today, so thanks alot.

You are quite welcome, Swampy.

Safe in the bank, eh? Banks were made to be robbed by people like me.

lol DPD. good thinking

are people able to rob the bank ?

Hey DPD, would it be possible for you to STOP knicking my points? And if what you say is true (that have admin controls without permission) then isn't anyone gonna do anything about it? My points are in jeperdy here people! lol :D j/k

MAGIC... magic... magic...

ECHO... echo... echo...

echo....meow?


Safe in the bank, eh? Banks were made to be robbed by people like me.
Just let me believe the lie ;)

DPD stop trying to steal and start earning them
Banks were made to be robbed by people like me.
lol DPD. good thinking
lol Freddy. good thinking dotdotdot

Hey DPD, would it be possible for you to STOP knicking my points? And if what you say is true (that have admin controls without permission) then isn't anyone gonna do anything about it? My points are in jeperdy here people!
Eat shit and die, motherfucker. :p
It WOULD be possible, but that's just not very entertaining. Looks like your points are in double jeopardy now!

Just let me believe the lie
I'm not forcing you to believe anything you don't want to here. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it rocks absolutely, too.

Peace and Love, all.

slaps DPD against the back of his head
*bad DPD, BAD. don't steal PP's points!*

I just donated points last night, son. Don't slap another man in the back of the head again unless you wanna get flashed on like Girls Gone Wild.

DPD

I have to congatulate you, I've been wandering around mm all morning and the Drake post was by far the funniest thing I've seen all day, except for HU creating fantasy women cos he can't get any. You are the first person to make me laugh today, so thanks alot.

WHAT? I'm warning you, young man! I can edit your posts :p.

Oh, and I hope that DPD will continue his efforts in knicking all the points he can lay his hands on. Death to capitalism!

Mr U

Yea, it's funny, DPD is knicking all the points. From everyone, covertly and sometimes magically. A larph.

I just donated points last night, son. Don't slap another man in the back of the head again unless you wanna get flashed on like Girls Gone Wild.

Ahh ya blessed dear soul you. And when I suggested the title change, I thought 'Pirate' or 'Mr.Black' would have been far better. Then again, how about 'Incognito'? Now that's freakin awesome. Come on, do it! Or there's 'Shadow'?...nahhh too ghey. Um 'Blank Man'. Now that's definately gotta be done. Come on huh huh huh huh. You know I won't stop buggin ya till you do!;)

hahahah...Incognito...that's KING shit right there, but then it wouldn't be one of my own ideas, I couldn't bite that off you, I'd feel shitty about it. That would sway votes and even if I won, I'd have to donate half the points for that award to you, and as we all know the cake's all icing and imma take the biggest slice.

hahahah...Incognito...that's KING shit right there, but then it wouldn't be one of my own ideas, I couldn't bite that off you, I'd feel shitty about it. That would sway votes and even if I won, I'd have to donate half the points for that award to you, and as we all know the cake's all icing and imma take the biggest slice.

Don't be bloody stupid man, please take the name. I hereby give over any copyright I ever had/have over to DPD in the witness of these folks here. Please please please. I think it would freakin rock. Go on, you know it makes sense.

The bank just ate my points. Even though I did everyone DPD and them said. *growls* I was saving up for a colored username! Now I'm 100 points farther from the goal than before. *cries*

EDIT: Hold on... they're back? This is bloody weird. :wtf:

Hey all you people comlpaining about the bank. Give it some time. The Bank of MatrixMania is a bit behind the times. Sheesh, talk about impatience. You know what? You get 2% EVERYDAY in interest. So now, yes, that's it. Ptience is a virtue, or one of those wise things. My friends call me a Hoot. 'Cause I'm a like a wise old owl.

Do we really get 2%? And if so is it calculated daily or annually? Oh and is HU still a polititian? These questions and more shall be answered next week on ' The Bank and Your Pointz - The Nixon Plan'. ;p