Bumper Sticker Slogans

What are some bumper sticker's you've seen or slogans which should be made into bumper stickers? I'll kick it off.

"I'm not drunk shilly sit"

"I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing."

can't remember any bumber stickers, but I seen a plate like this: UBAHO2

:D

"I wish I was naked."

"If you can read this, call an ambulance!" (this was upside down.

"I like to press the brakes."

Bumper Stickers:

#1. Eating Ford's & shiting Chevy's.
#2. Honk if anything falls off.
#3. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.
#4. Horn broken watch for finger.

Should be a bumper sticker:

#1. Stop Reading The Sticker & Watch The Road!

"For a small town it sure has a lot of assholes" - That's actually the one I've got on mine now.

"Badass bitch" Damn, that one shits me, it really does.

"Honk if you're hony" so lame. Of course I'm gonna honk lol.

"My other car is a Mercedes"

"Red hot sex machine behind the wheel" then something completely the opposite hops out and is too afraid to make eye contact with even a tree let alone another person.

"Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and most of them stink"

"Mums Taxi".

Personally I can't stand bumper stickers, though I've got the above mentioned one on my car for a dare. And I do love a good dare lol.

"Back off, I'm a postal worker." (One I got for my freind.. she's a postie :p )

"My karma ran over your dogma." (Seen on a back of a VW combi, at the Woodford Folk Festival)

"Mean people suck" (An oldie, but a goodie)

"bump..." (The rest was ripped off, but I still had a laugh... for some unknown reason ;) )

"Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and most of them stink"


LOL! My english teacher said this to me, after I had done a speech on politics, you don't want to know what happened next.. ;)

LOL! My english teacher said this to me, after I had done a speech on politics, you don't want to know what happened next.. ;)

Yes we do.

"1... 2... 3... Brake!"

It's not really a bumper sticker, but I just love the Darwin fish. It's great.

weve got one on ours saying "on a mission!" i like it hehe :p

some of the best:

SHIT HAPPENS
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Hang up and drive
Don't Steal: The Government hates competition
I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND
My kid can kick your honor student's ass
My other car is a piece of shit too

"1... 2... 3... Brake!"

lol. Somehow I feel you were thinking of something else when you typed that one honey.

weve got one on ours saying "on a mission!"

I want one! ;)

lol. Somehow I feel you were thinking of something else when you typed that one honey.

What do you mean?

Dude, your 'prang' with that other car. Duh.

Dude, your 'prang' with that other car. Duh.
Can't say that the 'duh' was there for a reason. So now I must say: What?!

You crazy kids and your "prangs" and "duhs" and "whats."

"Zero To Naked in 6.2 Beers!"
"Sterilize Stupid People!"
"Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"
"Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862"

"Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862"

That one is so damn funny TINM, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it.

"Daddy Farted, and we can't get out!!"
"4 outta 5 voices in my head say Go For It!"
"CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds."
"I'm only driving this way to piss you off."
"I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?"
"I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember shit)"

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into a mountain, so I ate him"

Nothing beats that and I saw it 'for real', as the fly-kids say...

if you can read this, your too damn close

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oke this isn't a bumper sticker, but on a t-shirt i have (i picked the biggest one, because i'm gonna wear it when i got a motorcycle. just have to wait a year before i can buy one)

if you can read this, then the bitch fell off

http://humor.nl/funnypics/025.jpg
this isn't me on the pic, because i don't have a motor yet ;)

"I like cats. They taste like chicken"

"Missing your cat? Check under my tires"

"bad spellers of the world- untie!"

I like these classics

"Actually, I do Own the Road"
"If you can read this, Someone stole my Caravan"
"My ex wife took the Mercedes, so I'm stuck with this piece of shit"
"My Ex wifes new vehicle came with a black cat"
"I may be a crap driver, but your still stuck staring at my Arse"
"If you don't like the way I'm driving, dial 0800 112233 and tell someone who gives a shit"
"This may be a Shit ride, but its better than your Momma"

"5 out of 4 people cant do fractions"
"I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals, it's because I hate plants"

Get any closer. and i'll hit the brake's

:p

"You must have some sort of death wish Tail-Gating like that!"

Great one.. :D

lol

tell me how i'm driving call 800-KISSMYASS
(lol from scary movie 2. mabey the nummer is alittle different, but who care's)

lol..

"This car is doing at least 20mph, You seem to be going a little faster than that... We have a problem don't we??!"

"Were the hell did you learn to drive? Did you get your license from a cereal box?!!"

speed limit, what speed limit. i OWN the road

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile."

"I am too drunk to walk, so I have to drive."

"So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly."

"I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say?"

"The more people I know, the more I love my dog."

"So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip."

"Don't follow me. I'm lost too."

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere."

Kara, those are piss funny, especially the on about PMS. Don't want to get into dodgy territory here but its like Jekyll and Hyde with you women and your hormones. Didn't realise there were quite so many diferent bumber stickers around, Damn, shows how wrong you can be

"So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip."

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."




lol those are great. whahaha

"The more people I know, the more I love my dog."
LOL. True story: My license plate frame says the following:

"The more I know women, the more I love my dog."

Ha, those are all grrreat! My friend just got a bumper sticker with a picture of a condom saying "Just Wear It."

There's been one of those on a handrail at my college since as long as I can remember...good stuff

My buddy has a paintball company's sticker on his truck that says:

"Derder - almost better than porn."

Gives me a chuckle from time to time.

lol yeah. there all great and funny

I saw this one on Pimp My Ride.
This girl had I think it was 1979 Land Cruiser. Well on her bumper she had a sticker saying "I love Explosives"

U think she got pulled over several times, checking if she had explosives??? lol

My all time favorites:

Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

Cover me! I'm changing lanes. <-- Mine

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!

THE WORLD IS FULL GO HOME

Dear Iraq, Give us Osama or we'll send you Hillary!"

BTW: Pimp My Ride (and Cribs for that matter) are HIGH QUALITY TV!

"If you can read this, then tell me what this says...If you can read this, then tell me what this says...If you can read this, then tell me what this says...If you can read this, then tell me what this says...If you can read this, then tell me what this says...If you can read this, then tell me what this says..."...ad infinitum....

- I actually SELL stickers like this to blind people...they love the irony.

I think I've got this one at HTF, describes me perfectly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Ilyaila/itgs.jpg

oke not a sticker. but a shirts

check the last one :p:p:p

Beer= Hey it keeps my marriage together.
That one is just plain funny FK, nice one.
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T-Shirt Slogans:

#1.At my age "Getting Lucky" is finding my car in the parking lot.
#2.Next mood swing: six minutes.
Here is one for the Olsen Twins: #3.Congratulate Me, I Used to Be Anorexic.
#4.Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.

Bumper Slogans:

Heres one that's always cracked me up:

"I think, therefore I'm single"

A classic... Most T-Shirts from FCUK are funny. :D

O yeah the classic one is: "FCUK YOU!" I saw a guy wearing that and did a double take!

Anytime I see that sign I do a double take, for some reason I'll never get used to it and it always brings a grin.

Freddy I love the first T-Shirt, and AO's second one is good too.

here some more fun things, that are on shirts

The Second, Third and Fourth ones are amazing and really funny... lol :D

Yeah, freddy, those last three are GREAT!

Here's a list of "cop" ones:
-Body Piercings by Smith and Wessen
-Bad Cop, no doughnut
-Yeah, cops have to stay in shape. Who says round isn't a shape?
-Flip me off, I dare ya
-You may be a bitch with an attitude, but I'm the bitch with the tickets.

Those were all good FK but only the second one made me laugh.
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I'm kind of hooked on this T-shirt thing now and did some web surfing for some:
My two fav's are th MJ one and the first one.

*groan* that third one's both hilarious and terribly wrong...so wrong....
still love 'em, though :D
That first one is one I"d want!! Great shirts, AO!

Another two I saw this afternoon:

Vegetarian- Indian word for "Bad Hunter"

I put the "Bi" in "bitch" (would it suprise you if I said this one had a huge rainbow on it?)

here some more

Your really good at finding those FK, I've seen someone wearing the third one once.
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Well did some more looking around as well and here is what I found:

i get them all from www.large.nl

here some more :D

*groan* FK, those last few are a bit....hmm, shall we say, too much? The last one's delightful, though. Some of your earlier ones made me laugh :D

Well there we have it FK the source to all your funny shit. I myself took the time to look it over and post a few things I found interesting and funny.
Unfortunately I cant get to anything not only because I cant read what it says, but what I've been getting I can tell its just saying NO!

Here are a few of my own (Found on the web, not really mine.)

EDIT: Shirts can be found at www.t-shirthumor.com

My employees put the "ho" in hot.

"SUCK MY MAN-MEAT, YOU DIRTY SKANKY WHORE!"

- the subtle ones are always the best.

never seen that one, but one that i've seen on a college campus that was real subtle said:

I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND

too much? posiblemente sí.

http://humor.nl/funnypics/019.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/boobswarning.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/eerlijkebedelaar.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/golfballenwaarschuwing.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/nikewerken.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/sexcalories.jpg

here some funny one's :p

here some more funny one's

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/bulletproof.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/amerikawereld.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/happyeverything.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/eatmenummerbord.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/politiecontrole3.jpg

Oh I see we're going to signs now, well thats no problem at all. Infact I have a few good ones up my sleve.
By the way that one that says "Need money for beer, pot and hooker." is real lame... not its real funny.

The first one is my all time fav.

I've got one though I haven't an image for it. On my mates farm down in Victoria, her father has a rather nasty ass bull. So he has an awesome sign up "It takes 10 seconds to run the length of this paddock, my bull takes 9".

That took them 6 months. Holy crap, someones not very observant. And I love the world according to America.

I heartily disagree with with the world according to America. I know what's in Australia. So there.

Thats only because UT, stalin and I would kill you if you didn't.

True, very true. I would hate to disappoint you ladies. Koala Bears!

I love the world according to america, but is Canada really that big? wow.....

:lol:

not at all...Canada's small, it's like a loft apartment over a really great party

"KEEP IT DOWN, EH?!"


lmao @ canada

more funny things

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/homerofborg.jpg

http://www.lachn.nlfgrog/contfnt//platjes/perfectattitude.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/keepyourpromise.jpg

Freddy, the middle one was highly inappropriate for here. I'm sure not many girls would find that funny. Use some discretion in posting what you think is funny compared to what others think of funny.

oh oke. sorry

won't happen again

(forgive me if any of these are repeats; it's been a while since I read through this entire thread...)

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down,On A Land Rover]

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Cat: The Other White Meat.

Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.

Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals.

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Accountants don't die they just lose there balance.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

Bloody brilliant some of those hun.

whats the top of being brave. passing gas (farting) when you have diarea (or lol how ever the hell you typ that :p:p:p )


http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/michaeljacksonshirt.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/erinscrewedmydog.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/rijvoorzichtigbord.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/dejavu.jpg

Jesus Freddy that first one's a bit strong. Nice second one though!

Hahaha! That last one!

hey! We have a Vu about 20 minutes from my house...hmm... maybe I should look into getting a job; word has it they pay well (at least that what your mum said :D )

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/eilandhulp.jpg

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/secretbunker.gif

http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/dont_smoke.jpg

hehe some more funny one's

Hah PP...I'm supposed to be going to Centerfolds sometime soon, maybe I could conduct your interview?

Freddy, this is your last warning. Post another explicit photo, however funny it may be, and you are saying toodles to everybody here. I sick of your OTT pictures that could offend someone. Does it ever occur to you that someone might not like a naked woman being presented like that? Are you oblivious to the rest of the world? And for fucks sake, this is a bumper sticker thread. Have some fucking common sense.

Right, I'm out.

We'll see, DPD, we'll see.... :D

FK, I'ma-gonna hafta copy that smoking sign and hang it up...it's too great.

And for fucks sake, this is a bumper sticker thread. Have some fucking common sense.



I am not the only one posting pics of something else then bumper stickers

I am not the only one posting pics of something else then bumper stickers
Jesus, Freddy, why don't you just accept what I said? AO is the only other one, and you know what, I was talking to YOU.