The Mjolnir needs you!

Hello and welcome to the sexiest ship you'll ever encounter! Join now, and you'll get this free Austin Powers poster!
http://www.reddwarfgraphics.com/meh/mojo.gif
Furthermore, our asskicking exceeds the asskicking of all the other ships combined! The amount of ass we kick here is so immense it is barely believable! It's surreal! Surreal I tell ya!
Plus you get to have ME as Captain! :)

Current ship positions:

Captain: freeyourmind
Operator: Neo Xavier Mcleod
Councilor: eRider
Medic:
Gunners: I am the two, Swampy
Crew members: deadcowdying,

The medic and gunner positions are reserved for Swampy and Psycho respectively.

If you wish to join, please reply to this thread with your request :)

Well i can vouge(SP?) for that but i gotta tell something else.

JOIN US AND YOU SHALL AL GET THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE>
WE HAVE ALCOHOL AND ALL KINDS OF COOL STUFF ON BOARD LIKE A PLAYSTATION AND XBOX EVERYthing you like is here.


Cheers
XMc

Sounds good. Happy hunting!

Yeah, and NXM can get you any drugs you like! He's Dutch! :p

Ah, but the Xbox must go. *throws Xbox out the window*
Screw Microsoft.

I forgot to mention the 60s style disco I've just built. I've redecorated the ship in beautiful bright colours to raise the atmosphere! And we've got the grooviest swinger's music you will ever hear! Come and boogie with us!

And all females wishing to join get a free shag! From me!

Don't be afraid men and women join join join.
The free shag will only be when you want it.
I can controll him for as long as i might be able to.

And FYM Our masterpiece worked flying fork.:D


Cheers
NXM

I would like to join the Mjolnir. I am applying for the position of gunner.

Im also wondering if there will be hot ass chicks for all.

Furthermore, ther must be X-BOX...since I am a HALO FREAK!

NP, Hax. As soon as FYM gives the OK, you will gunner.

***EDIT: I have made you gunner, Hax. FYM, if you have a problem with it, PM me.

Damn. Sorry Hax, I completely forgot about this thread. You're more than welcome, as are the hot chicks. As for the X-Box... I'll have to consider that... don't they have Halo on PS2 also?

Welcome to the crew bob!

No Halo on PS2. Only Xbox and PC. I concur with the others, if I were on this ship the Xbox would be a must.

Haha. If you join us I promise I'll add an X-box :D

Originally posted by ThereIsNoMatrix
No Halo on PS2. Only Xbox and PC. I concur with the others, if I were on this ship the Xbox would be a must.

Just like splinter cell and its late release with PS2...damn X-Box is cool and all, but it takes all the good games. No more of this from now on I am going to give every ship a PS2, X-Box and Gamecube(Sucks), but only our ship wont get a gamecube becuase we don't need one.

That's why it pays to make your platform a PC :D

Now this ship is filling up nicely. It's great to seen another ship filling up here.;)


OK! STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!!! NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET A FREE X-BOX WHEN YOU JOIN, BUT A COPY OF AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE.

*Waves around the gaming masterpiece in her hand*

Oh, and did I mention free booze from my sake cabinet? :D

Originally posted by freeyourmind
Haha. If you join us I promise I'll add an X-box :D

I'll consider it. I've actually been meaning to change ships, not because I'm unhappy with my current ship or anything - They're jolly good chaps. However, the Osiris is one of the two ships filled to the brim here, so I figure I'll spread the love. Maybe I'll join the Mjolnir, maybe I'll be the craptain of my own ship. Who knows what will happen? I sure don't.

Only time and the amount of alcohol offered as a bribe will tell.

Well, good idea there TINM. I think I'm going to throw my ideals down the toilet and purchase an X-Box to bribe you with. As for the alcohol - sorry, no can do. We're driving :D

Though we have a Dutchman on board. He could probably help you get any kind of substance you might require :D

So... anyone else feel like jumping ship?

Well TINM dont tell the others but i now have 6 liters of booze awaiting you in my quarters.
Just come in and join us.
But watch out its only good for two things.
DeGreasing engines and killing braincells.
So Join up and six liters will be in your hands.
Ow and join now and not only will you get the Xbox.
I will toss in the complete game collection and some Hacked station for the Xbox where you can install all games from other platforms and also play them.
So Join up and you will get all this.
But wait there is more.
Join now and you will get some other substances proven illigal.
Like a good weedpile
Some LSD
XTC everything you like will be in your posession in no time.
So come on in and enjoy the wonderfull world of the Mjolnir.
Also tell us what music you would like to wake up with and we will make sure your wake up call will be as pleasant as the morning mountain dew in a soft spring with horny hot sweaty males or females. (just what you like is in your grasp with joining the mjolnir)
Join now and you will get all that.
Plus you will be able to upgrade your own hardware with the best and newest tecnolegy SO JOIN.

And Now I will bring you our most beloved captain.
FYM.

I'd just like to remind you that the free shag is for women only, so don't get your hopes up.

Where are the women anyway?

Right, I'm double-posting because I have an important announcement to make:

Fellow crew members, XMC, Haxxor, DCD, and TiNM(? heheheh), from now on we have a motto:
The Mojo-lnir: because flying forks kick ass!

Now, could anyone resist a ship with a motto like this? Are you man enough to go where no flying fork has gone before? Are you with the fork, or against the fork?


Either that or I need to go to bed. Over to you XMC.

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Check our website at www.flyingfork.com and find out what our actions are.


Well well well ladies and gentlemen.
Back from the sponsors we are.
And remember We need you and You need Us.
Join now and get all of the items named above.
And get a shot at your very own flying fork for free!!!!

This is FYM and NXM reporting Live from Israel and Holland.
We wish you a good Night, Day or afternoon.

NXM off air.

Hmm, Xbox and mind-altering drugs are good at all, but will I get a FREE cotton terry robe with my purchase? Er, em... Application?

Yes you will my friend yes you will.
Just tell me what you want and i will get it for you.

Cheers
XMc

If you join you can have anything you like TiNM. In fact, NXM volunteers to be your personal slave if you do. If you don't, he volunteers to make your life a living hell... :up:

count me in..

Woohoo! Welcome eRider... :D What position are you interested in (councilor, medic, gunner)?
Thanks for joining ;)

hmm.. councilor!!

Right. No problem. All we need now is a some fan-ficer and we're ready to rock!

are hitman, O2 or hax 'taken' ?

Ok, E, you be set. You are now officially the Mjolnir Councilor. I set it in stone about a minute ago.

O2 hasn't joined a ship, Hitman is on the Caduceus, and Haxxor is on your ship.

let's kidnap hitman and 02 then =)

Welcome to us eRider The Drinks will be in your courters;)


Cheers
NXM

Sry to brake to u erider, but Hitman with us.....
Glad u got on board with the Mjolnir....

Originally posted by Niva
Sry to brake to u erider, but Hitman with us.....
Glad u got on board with the Mjolnir....

eRider is on Mjolnir now.. things will change!! Soon, Hitman will be with us *evil laugh*

Does O2 even come here anymore? Oh well, the minute she does we'll kidnap her.
Well, eRider, enjoy counciling!

Originally posted by eRider
let's kidnap hitman and 02 then =)

W00000000tt eRider in teh house!

It's good to see you here honey. Welcome aboard the Mjolnir, and if you try and tax my Hitman I shall unleash the killer garden gnomes on ya.

*Ima! He's back!!*

is ima here? where?

She's never left! Or has she?...............................

Wicked! I want to join this ship! :D Any spots available FYM?

Drake

Drake?!

Sorry about my surprise but...

FYM, it's me Psycho, and I am interested in joining your ship.

Much appreciated. :PI: <--- COOL SMILY

Hmm, Drake, personally I don't have a problem with you being on the ship, but I feel that I need to know if the other members approve. I'm consult them through pms. Hope you understand... ;)

Psycho, what position are you interested in?

Great to hear more people are interested :D

I'm double posting because reediting posts to mean something completely different is awkward. Don't shoot me.

Drake, before I consider your request I need to know if you're even allowed in here. I've heard that all IP bans were temporarily lifted and that they'll be back soon. Did you get permission to post here again or are you just back by chance?

Psycho, I just realised you're only elligible right now for a regular crew member position... but there's still room and time for a rise... ;)
Welcome to the ship :D

Psycho! You horrible traitor! Check out the Novalis thread first ;).

Hmm.. Well, I'm not sure whether I should be saying this, but messages about the ip-ban are pending. Agent_Drake was banned in the past for good reason, and I'm sure someone will get back to you, FYM, once the decision has been made :).

Mr U

*Grins at HU* My fingers are crossed for you mate.

Originally posted by Eon
*Grins at HU* My fingers are crossed for you mate.
WTF? Finger crossing? What did I miss here?

EDIT: Dammit this is confusing. Drake says he has permission to be on this site from the admins. Drake, if the crew accepts you, then you're a member. Sorry for doubting you...

It's all good FYM. I see my previous actions towards MH and MM have not yet fully blown over. If the ship is still uncomfortable with me on it, please let me know, and I will try to find another.

Drake

Whoops Psycho, I just realised you've got to have 100 posts before you become a crew member. In the mean time, I can reserve for you either the position of gunner or medic. Whichever one you choose ;)

Drake, what makes you think you have permission to be here? I highly doubt what UT said to you was actual 'permission'. Don't go around telling people, because you definately don't know. As soon as Friday is here, all IP bans will be put back into place, including Drake's.

Now, Psycho must wait for 98 more posts.

Puh. Drake, you told me that you spoke to NMN and UT and they said that you can be here as long as you don't step out of line. Now I see you haven't even spoken to NMN. What the hell is going on here? I'm asking this question publicly because privately I get different pictures of what's going on here. I just hope you're not lying again.

...but unfortunately you have. Neither NMN nor UT said anything about you staying here. I might have tried to put in a good word for you but I'm not so inclined to do so after you lied to me. Doesn't it ever get tired?
Crewmembers, disregard everything I said about the vote to keep him or not.

Psycho, it's going to be a while until you can be a crewmember, but if you post here I can reserve for you one of our two free positions (besides crew members): Gunner, or Medic. Your choice ;) Please tell me what you want otherwise someone else will take these positions first....

He did talk to me, and UT did say that, but notice I put quotes around permission. He is completely taking advantage of the situation. If the IP lifts weren't done, he would have never been able to come back.

And the moderating staff ahs decided already. Don't fret over it, FYM.

Either he took advantage or it was a misunderstanding. If it was a misunderstanding then I apologise for my outburst Drake, but I don't know whether or not to believe you anymore. In any case, there's still no point for the crewmembers to respond to my PMs. Drake isn't going to be a member of this ship anyway.

No fret NMN ;) Now lets leave all this behind us. :)


Our ship still kicks ass. Look how many members!

The Osirus has more. :p or has a twitch of faith ruined that :p

I've reconsidered my novalis application. No sex or xbox, no good to me.
Junior officer Swampy requesting permission to board. Also, i got a first aid badge when i was a boy scout so when i get there, can i be a medic?

Lol. I'm sure the guys would love you to be part of the crew Swampy. What do ya say FYM? ;)

Drake, cut the crap. I'm not buying it.

Ok, Swampy, I don't really care what FYM thinks, so I am instating you to his ship.

Have fun!!

Now all we need is a mission...and for people to get their arses in this thread, and post up...like I haven't been doing.

What's that NMN? Swampy can't stay! He's evil. He needs to be destroyed!

Swampy you're fired.

Okay, you're rehired.

See? I call the shots around here! Not NMN! *mumbles something about control freak administrators*

I'll reserve the medic position for ya Swampy ;)


Crewmembers, I'm on holidays so I'll try and have a look around in the near future and perhaps start a mission thread. Be on the lookout ;)

What was that about control freak administrators? How about you go to the Novalis, see that Swampy wanted to be on that ship, doing all the necessary steps, and then having TINM tell you that Swampy wants to be on this ship, now having to go back to the admin panel to change what I had already, posting in both threads, having to go and delete my post in the Novalis, while talking to 5 people on AIM and MSN. So, sir, don't give me any guff. I'll have your title.

Erm, yes NMN. Just don't take my title.

And I'm glad to announce a new recruitment!

http://www.igz.it/dep/xbox/xbox.jpg

Yes yes, that is my good friend the X-box. I have dropped all of my idealistic microsoft-hating in an attempt to attract more members :D
Enjoy Swampy ;) and jump ship TiNM :D

Originally posted by NMN
What was that about control freak administrators? How about you go to the Novalis, see that Swampy wanted to be on that ship, doing all the necessary steps, and then having TINM tell you that Swampy wants to be on this ship, now having to go back to the admin panel to change what I had already, posting in both threads, having to go and delete my post in the Novalis, while talking to 5 people on AIM and MSN. So, sir, don't give me any guff. I'll have your title.

You poor thing, cry me a river.

I have jumped ship, check out me new title!

I'll do more than cry you a river, you son of a bitch. I'll flood your ass out.

No mas ganging up on NMN, or you will all never be captains again. Then I will have Hitman come to your house and shoot you in the head.

I can do the same, only thing is you can kick my ass for doing it - TINM

Psst... FYM... Hold him down. We'll hog tie him and leave him for dead in a river. I'd like to see him take away our positions when he's dead.

BOO! I scared ya, huh? - NMN

Whaddaya say TiNM? Another candidate for the big oven?

And I believe you were talking about your location when you said title TiNM, but - believe it or not - I was actually suggesting for you to jump over to this ship here. You've done it once. You can do it again. Plus I even got the X-box completely partly for you. Damn. All of this for one lousy potential recruit? Oh well, we need a chef around here. Or a Grillmaster. Whatever. How about you send burgers over from your ship then TiNM? :)

Oh, and NMN, the suggestion to jump ship is valid for control freaks too. We don't care who you are as long as you make the ship's crew number larger. If you're not burned alive then you're welcome to leave all those losers from the Caduceus behind :) "Quantity Over Quality" is our motto. That and "FYM kicks ass".

Okay. Rant over now. Btw, the X-box is officially fired now. I don't want Mocrosoft merchandise to poison my eyes each time I open this thread. Brrrr.

Ah, well will have to make do with sex and alcohol for entertainment. Have we any sign of a mission on the horizon yet? Or can I remain on standby at Kara's? Either way its beer o clock!

The mission is beer!

Yeah!

FYM Jones and the Beer Crusade! Sounds like a great first mission, when do we leave? The galley is loaded with burgers and dorito's, the fuel cells are loaded and the chemical toilet has been cleaned. We're a ok and ready to go

Originally posted by freeyourmind


And I'm glad to announce a new recruitment!

http://www.igz.it/dep/xbox/xbox.jpg


That's my gunning mate.

I'na be a gunner!!! PIck me! Pick me!

No problem brother. You be gunner. Seems you just have enough posts for it too!

Swampy, I just realised that the medic position isn't available here or on any ship other than the Caduceus, but if you want I can make you a gunner...

Edit: Hmm, actually this would work much better if you were allowed to be medic. I think I'll make you one after all :D Still got 200 or so posts to go though... wanna be gunner for the time being?.

Righteo, then. Swampy's been upgraded to gunner and I am the two's boarded the ship.

Congratulations to Swampy on becoming medic! I trust you'll do your job well!

Wrong! I'm dreadfully sorry, but the Caduceus is the only ship with the Medic position. I'm sorry, but until we have increased activity for these ships, the medical ship will be the only one with the Medic postion. Sorry!

Arr, aight then. What's that about increased activity? Is there anythign we can do in order to make medic available here?

Get more people involved in ship missions and onto ships.

Damn and blast!

I was looing forward to being a medic too. You'd best just hope you don't get too shot up whilst we are on our mission, you being the only medic and all that, lol.

Personally, I'd like to see his medical license and credentials... He reminds me too much of Dr. Nick to trust him...

Hi everybody! What are we doing today!?

Hi Dr. Nick! There's an old man at the reception area demanding to see you!

Are you gentlemen mocking me?

Just wait, I'll show you. I will unleash my medical marvel on the world, a half human, half machine combination the likes of which the world has never seen! I shall call him Zack 2!

No, no, 'tis from the Simpsons. Good luck with the cyborg though!