any ideas

neo's wife

hi, i want to become a writer and ive started off writing short stories, but i have really bad writer's block could anyone give me any ideas??? plz help
HomoUniversalis

Some people prefer to masturbate seven times before writing, and I can personally garanty the functionally of that. But, you could also just head over to the park, and let the sound of the humming birds inspire you.

Or, you could combine both :p.

Mr U
neo's wife

erm ok, i'll try going 2 the park thnx
NMN

Thanks for sharing, HU. Why don't you go do that, somewhere else, very far, meaning, not around here, and not even coming close to telling us about that.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Too much info, HU... Far, far too much info...

Neo's Wife: Writer's block is a bitch. Just relax. Take a break, go watch some TV or a movie. Also, consult with others and see if they have any idears for your story. I usually talk with my cousin when I'm stuck writing something - He always has some wacky and zany ideas of what direction I can take what I'm writing.
Anomolous

Originally posted by neo's wife
hi, i want to become a writer and ive started off writing short stories, but i have really bad writer's block could anyone give me any ideas??? plz help

Write what you know. Write! Don't think. Thinking comes later. If you can't unwind your brain then I find it is best to do something social or expose yourself to someone else's literature. Really, do anything that stirs your senses like a movie, book, play, opera, etc. It's better to take things in with your own senses to get the brain juices flowing than to solicit already formulated ideas.
neo's wife

thanx 4 ur help everybody, and it turns out i found something, and ive started writing, thanx for ur help.but if you have any other ideas plz feel free to share them.
tHe aRcHeItEcT

I won three awards in my school for my creative writing, but I only worte those stories because I had to, but I can give you a few hints......
1-Read other books, to see how descriptive writing can make stories more beautiful.
2-Write in your most favorite place, some people write in the bathroom with the shower on, it helps you concentrate..
3-And you could try excersising before writing, it helps get your brain filled with blood, and sometimes ideas........
neo's wife

Originally posted by tHe aRcHeItEcT
I won three awards in my school for my creative writing, but I only worte those stories because I had to, but I can give you a few hints......
1-Read other books, to see how descriptive writing can make stories more beautiful.
2-Write in your most favorite place, some people write in the bathroom with the shower on, it helps you concentrate..
3-And you could try excersising before writing, it helps get your brain filled with blood, and sometimes ideas........ cool thanx for the tips!!
HomoUniversalis

2-Write in your most favorite place, some people write in the bathroom with the shower on, it helps you concentrate..
3-And you could try excersising before writing, it helps get your brain filled with blood, and sometimes ideas........

OR, you could just combine those two things and you'll get mine. Seriously though, a lot of the greatest authors masturbated 7 times before starting to write a piece, and it works!

thanx 4 ur help everybody, and it turns out i found something, and ive started writing, thanx for ur help.but if you have any other ideas plz feel free to share them.

Admit it! You used my idea! I can tell by the color your using.... :P

Mr U
neo's wife

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
OR, you could just combine those two things and you'll get mine. Seriously though, a lot of the greatest authors masturbated 7 times before starting to write a piece, and it works!



Admit it! You used my idea! I can tell by the color your using.... :P

Mr U

no actually i didnt lol no i found an idea off a website and turned it into a horror story, im working on it now!
NMN

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
OR, you could just combine those two things and you'll get mine. Seriously though, a lot of the greatest authors masturbated 7 times before starting to write a piece, and it works!



Admit it! You used my idea! I can tell by the color your using.... :P

Mr U

Damnit, HU, keep your weirdass stroies to yourself. No one wants to hear about your masturbation. Don't even mention the word again.
neo's wife

well YOU just mentioned it lol
tHe aRcHeItEcT

Originally posted by neo's wife
no actually i didnt lol no i found an idea off a website and turned it into a horror story, im working on it now!

Your welcome, but Is it me or is this called Plagerism^??
Maybe your copying Jhonny Depp like in secret window.....:rolleyes: ...
neo's wife

Originally posted by tHe aRcHeItEcT
Your welcome, but Is it me or is this called Plagerism^??
Maybe your copying Jhonny Depp like in secret window.....:rolleyes: ... i love johnny depp, and i love secret window. it wasnt plagarism, all i saw was a sentence. ive been to hell and back litterally. and i started from there!
tHe aRcHeItEcT

So whats the story called?.....
neo's wife

its called "to hell and back"
Neo is The One

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Seriously though, a lot of the greatest authors masturbated 7 times before starting to write a piece, and it works!



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