Worst. Movie. Ever.

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I got the idea for this thread from another forum - Create the cast/crew and synopsis for the worst movie ever!

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Lead Actors: Mr. T and Hulk Hogan.
Lead Actress: Amanda Bynes
Director: Steven Speilberg
Screenwriter: 10,000 monkeys in a room with 10,000 typewriters
Composer: Randy Newman

Speilbergs next hit: In this classic sci-fi Thriller / drama / action / romance, Amanda Bynes is threatened by TV executives with the cancellation of her show, "The Amanda Show." They have found it to be the cause of rioutous uprisings in major cities throughout the US. The only one who can save her show and stop these uprisings is non other than the dynamic duo thought to have been lost in the 80's forever: Mr. T and Hulk Hogan. Special guest appearances by the Governator (Arnold Schwarzenager), and Gary Coleman. Featuring the chart-topping songs "I pity the fool who can resist a man like me," by Linkin Park, and "Keep your hands to yourself, BROTHER," by Michael Jackson.

Hmm, this could be interesting...

Lead actor: Hugh Grant, Jean Claude Van Damme.
Lead actrss: Kirsten Dunst, Julia Roberts
Director: John Travolta.
Screenwriter: Kirsten Dunst.
Composer: Kirsten Dunst.

Kirsten Dunst's masterpiece: this touching and spiritually fulfilling and enlightening romantic comedy showcases all of Kirsten Dunst's talents, in a story about a love square of four beautiful and wonderful wonderful people. Featuring endless hours of giggling by Kirsten Dunst and even more footage of Hugh Grant feeling pleased with himself, "Four Assholes" deals with the agony of romantic choices. The story will captivate you, thrill you, excite you, and give you mightmares for the rest of your life, with Dunst's wit and humour apparent throughout the whole production. The score includes violin and vocals by Dunst that are sure to wrench your heart right out of your chest, or at least your brain out of your skull. Good luck.


Restricted to persons aged 96 and over for excessive Kirten Dunst.

Lead actor: Steven Seagal, Nan Dam.
Lead actrss: Gweneth Platrow, Jamy lee Curtis.
Director: Ben Afflek
Composer: Conan O'brian

The never-ending fight: A movie where Steven Seagal kills Van Dam's twin, and Van Dam must avange his brother death. After five minutes Van Dam learns about his brother's entire life, and knows where to find Steven Seagal who is living out in the open country away from Violence. Witness 3 hours of them fighting each other and not one of them even says ouch. Also watching this fight is Gweneth Paltrow The Girlfriend of Van Dams brother ,who spends the whole movie crying to her mother Jamy Lee Curtis.

Movie is rated 'S', Shit.
If you choose to see it, then may god be with you........

See Sling Blade.

Enough Said.