Osirus Mission

Well Me and psycikpsycho have come up with 2 missions.

1 will be our main mission, the other a support mission
our main mission will be the destruction of one big EVIL. (can't believe i can say this without puking) clowns.
We the (crazy) crew of the osirus will fight against the evil organisation of clowns that is lead by the most evil clown of them all. Ronald Mcdonald.

We will do everything to destroy this evil, and who ever get's in our way will be destroyed also http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif

our other mission, our support mission. will be to help UltimateTrinity in her mission. if she whants our help

so as soon as smith1 has a 100 post and will be able to join our crew. then we are good to go on our mission.

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So get ready soldiers, let's lock and load. i whant the ship ready as soon as smith1 has joined the crew.

Here the First piece's of evidence that ronald mcdonald is evil

evidence 1: he force's young woman to do this


evidence 2: he watches dirty magazine's


evidence 3: he does mean tricks to catch the meat

so beware of him

NMN EDIT: Come on Freddy, you are a mod, and you should know better. Shame. Those pics were not appropriate for these boards. They weren't in the art section and therefore not appropriate. People get offended easily. Be more careful next time.

That evil, sidistic bastard. After researching the leads, I've found 2 other targets: Bozo the Clown and Krusty the Klown. Here is a list, containing short descriptions of our three main targets:

Ronald McDonald: The atrocities of this man can be seen in the evidence photos posted above. He is the ringleader of the Underground Society for Clowns and Lepers, a joint organization consisting of all the prominent clowns throughout the world. As the name implies, it's also a ward for lepers... Ronald has a posse which follows him everywhere, and they are extremely dangerous. They include:

Grimace: This fat purple creature is sometimes mistaken for a
grape or a plum... He uses his weight to his advantage, so be
careful not to be under him when he falls.

Hamburgler: Possibly the most dangerous of the bunch, he is
an ex-convict from the Milwaukee State Penitentiary. He sat
beside Jeffrey Dahmer and other such famous criminals, and
has learned much from them. Over the years he has created a
special sauce out of the "special sauce" used on Big Macs,
which can cause you to go blind if sprayed with it.

Birdey: Her name should be "Vulture," as she feeds on dead
children, rotting in McDonald's PlayLand jungle gyms after
closing hours. Don't let her cheery personality on TV fool you.

The McNugget Buddies: These oversized Chicken McNuggets
can be lethal. They are extremely hot, and will burn a hole
right through you should you come in contact with them.

For further support for our cause against Ronald McDonald, condsider this: When McDonald's started marketing Fillet-O-Fish' in Hungary, they sold them under the name "McHan." (Han is Hungarian for fish). This may seem innocent, but it was really a not-so-subliminal message. McHan is pronounced exactly like Mechen (I think that's how it's spelled...), which is Hungarian for "Death."

Bozo: Star of a children's show which became very popular in that "mistake of a decade" otherwise known as "The 80's (and early 90's)." He's a biter, so beware!

Krusty: This captivating character from the Simpsons can be tricky. He's obviously not the brightest tool in the shed, as he can't even spell 'Clown' correctly, but do not let this weakness fool you. He is extremely dangerous - not just to us, but to society. He has a pacemaker, which we can hopefully take advantage of. It should also be quite easy to spot him in public, as that isn't white makeup on his face, and those over-sized shoes actually fit him.

(I have too much time on my hands....)

hey should we go after the one and only evilest of evil clowns "it" i mean hey a clown is a clown right osirus crew.

All right, boys (mwahahahaaa...you're MY boys now ;) )
Buckle your boots, comb your hair, and brush your teeth because we're going out into public. FK, UT, and I have discussed it, and we will be embarking on our first mission. Freddy knows all the details and he'll be doing the briefing for them. What I can tell you now is that we will be assisting the crew of the Caduceus on their mission (http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10935). Helios, please start getting the Osiris charged and prepped for flight, because we're taking this bad boy out :D

Originally posted by AlmightyOne
hey should we go after the one and only evilest of evil clowns "it" i mean hey a clown is a clown right osirus crew.

we will fight against all the clowns. there evil and need to be destroyed.

Hey! "It" is not evil, he can't help being a clown! I mean, wouldn't you go insane if you had teeth like that?

Well the Osirus crew will help them with thee teeth problem.
We will punch all there teeth out.
hahahahaha

On behalf of Caduceus, I wanted to say thank you. For the help u guys r going to give us
N as u all know, this mission is very important...Thanks again.
Now lets await for UT n FK return, to get our asses on the road.

LOL..lmao!!! XD
u hate macdonalds, dont u? i hate it...always got a big sore throat after consuming those junk shitz...lol...
DESTROY THE CLOWNS!!!
:D :D

walks in looking around then bows in respect as he bows he says to all...

zm:forgive my lateness

Swampy: I didn't realise you could get straight from Kara's into the Osiris, how the hell did Freddy get this rigged up?
Eon: I don't know but they're all in the bar, so we got the place to ourselves.
Swampy: Straight to the captains table then. Baggsy playing captain!

Eon: Hmm....man in control, I like, though this place doesn't look very clean.
Swapmy: Yeah, I heard there were rats all over the place....or was that HU's ship? Either way.
Eon: There's a nice place up the place a bit, fancy going there, nice bedds too I'm told.
Swampy: Sounds like a plan.

Lol why did you bring up this old topic ?

PP: 'ey! What brings you two over to these parts? Feel free to clean up around here; I quit being the maid after our last mission.
S1: Say, what's to keep us from taking over this place, anyhow? I'm feeling might piratey this afternoon.
PP: Well, Eon, Swampy, how about it? A pirate's life for ye?

ah come now PP. you know DPD is the only pirate around here.
and he told you that you where bad a pirate talk ;)

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before PP and S1 can do anything. Freddy grabs his Harpoon gun and shoots at the girls. the harpoon swings around them and traps them in titanium chains. trapping them http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/mwah.gif

Freddy: no pirates on my boat. and what do you 2 think you're doing !
Swampy: uhhhhh nothing
eon: we where just leaving

they run off to swampy's ship, they bump into Zack and AO
AO: hey whats up
swampy: ah you're captain is mad again. PP and S1 wanted to take over the ship as pirate's. but he stopped them before they could do anything
Zack: pirate's are bad. no Honor in them
swampy: ah come on now. the cyborg samurai stuff is getting old, use something new http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/Peace!.gif

PP try's to get loose, but can't the chains are too thick and thight
Freddy: whahahahaha. i rule with a iron fist http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/sabrinajellybean/animation1.gif

PP: arrrggh matey, i'll get ya for this
Freddy: stop that, or i will put the chain around the back of the ship and pull you along
S1: i just whant to party. as a pirate or something else http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif

Freddy: now it's time for you 2 to learn a lesson (no not that shit again) so that you know what you can do and can't :p

Thanks for the invite PP, but we was passing through on our way to somewhere a bit more adult. We were after loving, not swashbuckling;)

Plus, Freddy my friend has made it clear he doesn't want any more studs on the osiris, he wants to be able to continue you girls lessons in peace! j/k....

oh man not this again Freddy, please no.

Ok, now what's happening here then huh? Freddy, are you attempting to tune these young women with not so much as a 'How's your father' first? You silly boy you. UT is all watching and very protective (not to mention voyeuristic) so please continue all. :p

He'd love a bit of hows your father UT, (wouldn't we all) but i don't think the girls wanna play hide the sausage with him today. If you wanna be voyeuristic theres other places to look and better people to watch.

Hard luck Freddy.

Girls, I'll be doing a 'demonstration' later if you wanna come for a real lesson?

ah goddamnit, i already said i am not doing that stuff again ! can't you people read. lol the lesson what i whas gonna give is that they learn there place ;)

i am done writing about fake sex. because it's getting boring :p

oh dont worry freddy I still love u

yeah yeah i love you to monkey ;)

Hmm....did I arrive at a bad time?

well PP is sometimes alittle trouble maker :p i had to put her in her place ;)

but all is well again, be sure to join in on our mission (fight against the clowns)

or if you like make a new tread , where you also explain whats it about and ask if any of the other osirus members whant to join in

*Gasp* Oh no it cant be..... it is....its Michael, ahhhh. The prodical son returns (thank you merovingian). Come join us. I dont know whats going on at the moment, but join us.