Everything that has an End, has a sequel....
Welcome to the Matrix Degraded. What is it, you ask? Control... Or something like that. In this thread, Captains, Operators, and the rest of the crew from every ship on this forum will play a role in the outcome of the next chapter of the Matrix saga: The Matrix Degraded. The goal of this story will be to create a gut-wrenchingly hillarious story including characters and events from other movies and TV shows, set in the Matrix Universe.
Free your mind.
Peace is only temporary. After two decades of a delicate treaty between man and machine, war has risen yet again. The machines have broken off all peaceful relations with Zion. On top of this, Smith has returned to reign hell. The only way mankind will ever be able to survive is to obtain the One Ring of Power - The One Ring... To rule them all. As the machine's continue building their army, and Smith gains power within the Matrix, this ring will be the only thing that can save mankind. The machines have already launched a devastating attack on Zion, killing many crew members (Which explains why some ships have only one crew member. Join even if you're the only one aboard your ship!) This will be the main plot behind our story.
Some rules can be bent, hopefully none will be broken.
Here are the rules for the story:
1. No one can become "The One." This is only to keep everything fair. Instead, each character will have a special ability unique to them. Perhaps your character can fly, have irregular strength, or have the wicked ability to summon insanely large cats and hurl them at enemies. It's up to you.
2. You can write about your character only, or choose to write about everyone else but your character when you add to the story. Just try your best to keep other people in character… Don’t have the guy who can throw fat cats start flying in the air like Neo. Also, the only person who can kill off a character is the owner of the character.
3. Try to proofread your addition to the story. I’m not a tightass about this, and I do realize we have many international members here. However, if what you add is poorly written, it can be hard to understand where you’re taking the story.
4. Before you type up your addition to the story, click reply and post “WORK IN PROGRESS.” Once that is posted, go back and edit your post, writing your story in it. This will help with continuity, ensuring no one else continues the story until you are done writing your part.
5. When new members join your ship, to introduce them in the story, simply add a part in the story about Zion issuing a new member to your ship or something like that, as many ships are lowly populated from the recent attack.
6. Operators of ships do not have to stay out of the Matrix (That would be a bit boring…). Instead, each ship can create an “imaginary” operator, who temporarily works while the real operator is off in the Matrix.
I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it.
To join the story, just PM me (Or possibly Valasher, if she’s up to it) a description of your character. I will post the descriptions in a separate thread. You can resource that thread when reading and adding on to the story, so you can’t keep straight which character is which.
The story will begin once I have more characters involved than just me! Count me in. lol i only can't choise what power i whant. to be able to fly or to be able to shoot energy beams.
will you start off the story, when enough members have counted in ? Hell yes! Expect my PM very soon! PM ThereIsNoMatrix, I'm kinda busy as of late. ;) PM ThereIsNoMatrix, I'm kinda busy as of late.
Send yer applications to me alone then :)
will you start off the story, when enough members have counted in ?
Aye, once enough people join I'll start out the story, then you guys take it in whatever direction you want. So how many people need to sign up for degraded b4 it starts? cos im waiting for this with anticipashum We got about 8 people so far... We'll give it a little bit more time, I'll prolly start it off later tonight or tomorrow. where do you live, or what time zone are you in? I'm in central time... Looks like the story will have to start tomorrow - I just got home from an orchestra concert that took FAR too long (2 hours more than I thought it would take in fact). I'm sitting here in my tux and dress pants... I look a bit like Smith :D cool suit! So you're 2 hours ahead of me then, right?( I live in California) mmm, CA,
"I wish they all could be California Girls..."
You like Van Halen? Here we go, the story has begun! NOTE: Since I'm setting up a little exposition here, the first post may not be hillarious.
Key
BT = Bullet Time
EBT = Exit Bullet Time
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*Don Davis’ score for the Matrix begins to play. The screen is black. Suddenly one line of code trickles down the screen, followed by more code. It eventually spells out, “Everything that has an End… has a sequel.” That text disappears as more code falls down, moving like rain. It then forms the words, “The Matrix: Degraded”.*
*The screen goes black for a second, and then it is filled with a myriad of numbers, all arranged within Matrices. As the camera focuses on one Matrix, we can see the digits of a phone number appear one by one. Unseen voices are holding a conversation.*
Voice1: Is everything in place?
Voice2: You weren’t supposed to relieve me.
Voice1: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Voice2 *under his breath*: Bitch.
Voice1: What?
Voice2: You like him, don’t you? You like watching him. You’re going to kill him, do you understand that?
Voice1: Don’t be ridiculous - It’s just a game… - *BUZZZZZ - a loud buzzing noise is heard.*
*Suddenly the camera switches to a lowly lit room. The owner’s of the two voices are hunching over a table.*
PsycikPsycho (Voice1): Damnit! You made me hit the side!
Freddy (Voice2): Bullshit!
*The two are playing Operation! and PP just touched the side.*
PP: Did you hear that?
Freddy: Yeah, you touched the side - It’s my turn… Hmm… I think it’s water on the knee.
PP: No, it was another noise… It sounded like an agent pulling up to the side of a vacant hotel in his Audi and stepping out.
Freddy *still focused on the game*: Maybe it’s a Charlie horse…
*Freddy’s phone suddenly rings. He answers it.*
Snickers (Temporary Operator of the Osiris): Operator.
Freddy: What’s going on, Snickers?
Snickers: Agents are coming - three of them. Do you have the information?
Freddy: Uhh, information?
Snickers: The information on the One Ring? What the hell were you guys doing this whole time.
Freddy: Oh right… THAT info… We got a bit sidetracked with Operation!, but uhh… Yeah, we got it. Where’s our exit?
Snickers: They cut the hard line in your building - There’s a phone outside the Hooters on Wells and Lake. You can make it.
*Freddy hangs up the phone and looks at PP.*
PP: Wells and Lake? That’s quite a journey.
Freddy *Putting on his shades*: Let’s do it.
*FBI suddenly busts through the door*
FBI1: Drop your weapons and put your hands up!
FBI2 *Holding his walkie talkie*: They’re on the top floor, requesting backup.
*As one FBI agent steps up to PP with his handcuffs, -BT- PP jumps high in the air and kicks the FBI agent in his nose, sending him flying through the paper-thin drywall -EBT-. Freddy picks up the metallic chair he was sitting on earlier and swings it at the other FBI agent, leaving him unconscious on the floor.*
PP: The stairs.
*Freddy nods and the duo heads out of the room and turns left for the stairs. The heavy door to the stairwell crashes open, revealing three agents. They pull their desert eagles out and aim at Freddy and PP. Freddy and PP glance at each other then dive into opposite rooms, barely missing the bullets blazing towards them. There is a window in each of the two rooms and they both jump through the windows on to the roof, meeting in the middle. The agents continue to pursue them as they jump from building to building, getting closer and closer to the Hooters. They finally reach the roof of the Hooters and -BT - jump down, on top of a car in the parking lot, crushing it - EBT -. Some drunks gawk at them angrily as they continue running towards the phone booth. They finally reach the booth, and open the door only to find Agent Johnson staring at them.*
Freddy: Oh shit…
*PP and Freddy prepare for the worst, the agent raises his gun to Freddy, when the agent suddenly begins to morph into… TINM (ThereIsNoMatrix)!*
PP: You bastard! Don’t you ever scare the shit out of us like that again!
*TINM chuckles*
TINM: Oh come now, it’s all in the name of fun.
Freddy: What the shit are you doing jacked in? I thought you were back on the ship.
TINM: I was scanning the Matrix and saw that drinks are free at Hooters tonight… How could I resist? Lovely ladies, free booze…
*At that, we notice the agents off in the distance. They’re talking to the drunks we saw earlier, and the drunks are pointing in the direction of the phone booth. The phone rings.*
Freddy: Let’s get out of here.
*All three jack out and awake in the real world.*
AlmightyOne: Phew, thank god you're safe… You guys got the disks right?
*Freddy holds up the disks*
Freddy: Send word to Zion and the entire fleet - We have the information on the One Ring and are requesting a meeting ASAP within the Matrix.
AlmightyOne: I’m on it.
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There we go - Anyone else can pick it up from here. Make it as short or as long as you want. Talk about what's going on at this time in your own ship, or what happens next in your ship/mine, or the meeting, or whatever the hell you want. Excelent start :D *claps hands*
but why did you name our operator snickers, our operator (of the osirus) is Helios ?
I won't start a story yet :) "You know what you are getting yourself into?" she asked, unsure of how he could be so foolish. Sm4113r isn't experienced enough to rescue you should something go wrong, and if something does go wrong, I can't jack in either.
"The lack of capable crewmembers will not stop me from freeing minds, smith_fan. Now are you blue or red on this one?" HU asked.
"Darn you!" she said, and she left the Zion docking dock to get her stuff. HU left the other way, where sm4113r was talking to a few girls. "Is it big? Oh, what am I saying?!" one of the girls giggled, and HU pulled him away from them. "We were talking about burritos" sm4113r quickly said, his red face revealing the burritos were but a metaphor. HU pulled him along to his quarters and they picked up his stuff. The amount of cases suprised him, yet he said nothing of it, he himself too used to drag a lot with him too when he started out as a young crewmember on the Neb, so many years ago. He still remembered the swarm of squiddies, the last words of his girlfriend. If it had any positive effects, it had matured him, turned him into a harsh, serious person.
HU pressed the button, and with a strange rattle the elevator sped up to the Zion loading dock, where smith_fan was already waiting for them. 'The Novalis' he sighed as he touched the hull before entering. He immediately went to the cockpit, followed by sm4113r, who would be his co-pilot, leaving Smith_fan to tinker with the computersystems.
"All lights are green, ready for take-off." HU said through the mike of his headset, and clicked a few switches above him.
"Rodger that, Novalis, you are clear for transit through gate 2."
HU touched the touchscreen on the pads in front of him and the indicators turned from red to green. He picked up the joystick with his right hand, and put in the throttle with his left. He took off way too fast, and some of the people on the zion docking Bay ducked for cover as he cut through the gates who had opened barely enough for him to pass through. He reduced his speed after a couple of minutes and signaled sm4113r to grab his stick. Although at first uncomfortable with the force required to steer the ship, he piloted the ship to transmitting level, and set her down, never hitting an obstacle, as HU had done when he was given control over the Neb for the first time. Now, however, as he controlled his own ship, his piloting skill had increased tremendously, but he could not wait untill he could recruit a pilot to do this for him. He left the cockpit and proceeded to Operations where Smith_fan was already monitoring the screens.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" smith_fan asked one more time, begging him to reconsider. "Taking the red pill is not a choice, it's a way of life." HU said, and he sat down. Sm4113 sat down next to him in the next chair, and they jacked in, the Matrix slowly forming around them.
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First Chapter. I have included both Smith_fan and Sm4113r. If this is a problem, please contact me through pm :).
Mr U Excelent start *claps hands*
but why did you name our operator snickers, our operator (of the osirus) is Helios ?
When I wrote the first piece there, I included Snickers because A) Helios hadn't joined the thread yet, so I didn't wanna talk about him much without knowing his bio, and B) Every ship in the story is allowed a imaginary backup Operator since it would be QUITE boring for the true operator of the ship to sit behind in the real world for the entire story.
First Chapter. I have included both Smith_fan and Sm4113r. If this is a problem, please contact me through pm .
Excellent start, HU. I have no problem with you including them, try to get them to join the thread too! I'll add another chapter once I have the time - until then, someone else put up a chapter! almightyone: So what will we do with the disk ?
PsycikPsycho: Well we need to take it to Zion of course, but first we are going clown hunting in the matrix.
snickers (or helios): so who is going in for clown killing ?
then from the lower decks smith1 apears.
smith1: Why do you guy's hate clowns so much, what did they ever do to you ?
Freddy suddenly talks *when they were born*
PP: me and Freddy will go in, you wanna come to almightyone ?
almightyone: no not this time. but i'll call tinm he probaly whants to come with you guy's
Tinm: hell yeah, i whant to come.
helios (or snickers): Oke party of tree. ah good for you, i just found a clown training camp. it's run by our nummer 3 on the list. Krusty the clown !
PP: excelent, a good clown bashing
Freddy, PP and TINM plug in and apear in a building next to the clown training camp.
Freddy: oke weapons check.
PP: my 2 broad swords with some trowing knive's
TINM: 2 uzi's a mace and a short sword
Freddy: hehe and me, i have my trusty katana and broad sword, and some daggers
The Group walks to the camp. when there at the entrance a man in a cheap clown costume steps in front of it.
clown: heeheee, what can i do for you. whahahahaa
Freddy: first with shutting your mouth
clown: wohoo relax man, i'm getting paid for this. So what are you doing here. wanna sign up
PP: well actualy were here to kill you all
clown: hahahaha what a good joke
TINM: it's not a joke
the clown suddenly is silent, and slowly walks backwards to his shack.
Freddy: and where do you think you'r going ?
-BT- freddy jumps up, and does a flip kick over the clown. he lands behind him. and punches him hard against his back.
The clown fly's true the air towards psycikpsycho and ThereIsNoMatrix -EBT- he lands hard on the ground
clown: mommy *and he wets himself*
PP: no, mommy is not here for you. only ME *she pulls out her 2 swords and slams them downwards, stabbing right true the clowns chest.
TINM pulls out his cellphone and calls snickers(or helios): is the area clear ? No Agents ?
snickers: not sure, some clowns read as a agent. but then normal again. watch out
smith1 suddenly runs towards the operator
smith1: they need to hurry, i just had a sentinel alert from a other ship.
oke someone continue Good job Freddy!
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*On the vigilant, Horatio, the operator, is staring blankly at the Matrix trickling down the monitor in front of him. All of a sudden, he jumps in his seat and his eyes open wide.*
Horatio: Captain!
Architect: What is it?
Horatio: We just received a distress signal from the Osiris: Squiddies are heading in their direction, and they can’t blow their EMP until everyone is out of the Matrix.
Architect: Goddamnit…
*Agent Johnson comes up to the monitors. He presses a few buttons, bringing up a map. He taps at the map on the monitor*
Johnson: They’re only five minutes away from our position.
Architect: Right, we’re setting our course for their location. Mazman, Agent Johnson - Get to the turret room and suit up. There’s only a dozen sentinels…
Mazman *chuckles*: Only a dozen…
*The Vigilant speeds towards the Osiris, as sentinels get closer and closer.*
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*Meanwhile, on the Osiris…*
Helios: The Vigilant just relayed us a message - They’re gonna come and help.
AO *Picking up a lazer gun*: Let’s hope they get here in time…
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*Inside the Matrix, Freddy, PP and TINM are still in the circus tent. About a dozen clowns bust through the tent. They begin to encircle the three comrades.*
TINM *On his cell phone*: The Vigilant’s coming? Gee that’s swell… Now do ya have a plan to get us the hell out of here, Snickers?
Helios: I’m relieving Snickers for now - Sorry I wasn’t here earlier, I had to watch the season finale of Friends.
TINM: How was it?
Helios: It was like all the other episodes… Crap.
TINM: Figures.
Helios: Yeah… Hey, you could use an exit couldn’t yas? I got one ready - next to the bearded lady’s trailer. Due East.
TINM: Gotcha.
*TINM flips his phone, shutting it off. The clowns are dangerously close to the crew. One steps up to Freddy, holding something behind his back. The clown pulls the object out and aims it at Freddy’s face… Seconds later Freddy is drenching wet - The clown hit him with seltzer!*
Freddy *Wiping his face*: What’s that on your shirt?
*Freddy points to a button on the clown’s shirt. The clown looks down.*
Clown: What’s what?
*With that, Freddy delivers a fierce punch to the clown’s chin, sending him flying in the air. The rest of the clowns started attacking the crew after this*
Freddy: Force them into a corner!
TINM: The tent is built in a circle! There is no corner!!!
Freddy: You know what I mean!
*TINM and PP nod and the three start hurling the clowns into the same area of the tent…*
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*Back in the real world, the sentinels are just about to reach the Osiris.*
Smith1: Shit! They’re just about here!
AO: You might wanna grab a laser gun, Smith1... This could be one hell of a ride.
*Outside of the ship, we see the sentinels flying gracefully in the air towards the Osiris. One sentinel stops in the air and pulls out his radio. It notices something is wrong. A split second later sparks fly from the sentinel as it falls to the rocky earth.*
Johnson: Woo hoo! Got one!
Architect: Don’t go rejoicing just yet - Center your fire on the small group to the left!
*While saying that, The Architect points to a group of 5 or 6 sentinels heading for the tail-end of the Osiris. Agent Johnson and Mazman are gunning furiously, trying not to damage the Osiris. As The Architect watches the action in the cockpit, a sentinel suddenly appears out of nowhere and clings on to the windshield of the Vigilant, scaring The Architect half to death.*
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*Inside the Matrix, most of the clowns are in the same general vicinity of the tent. With that, Freddy puts his hands together. If he were trying to make shadow puppets, his hands would look like a bat. A blaze of blue energy projects from Freddy’s hands towards the clowns. The clowns in the direct aim of the energy beam are fried instantly. The ones around the beam catch on fire, running around aimlessly until life escapes their digital bodies and they fall to the floor.*
TINM: You gotta teach me how to do that some day.
Freddy: Well, ya know… I’m just that good.
*PP chuckles at Freddy’s comment. Suddenly TINM’s phone rings. He flips it open and answers it.*
Helios: Operator.
TINM: What?
Helios: Get the hell out of there already! We got squiddies outside and I’m not sure if we’re gonna be able to make it!
*TINM drops his phone and the three run towards the bearded woman’s trailer. They are about to reach the phone when the bearded women herself steps out in front of them.*
Bearded Women *Giving a sexually suggestive look*: Hey there…
TINM: Well hello, good looking…
PP *rolls her eyes and grabs TINM’s arm*: Don’t even think about it… Let’s go.
*In the real world, the sentinel is about to use his laser to cut through the windshield of the Vigilant. Suddenly, blue sparks surround the sentinel. It spasms and falls to the floor. The Architect looks outside the windshield in amazement. Below the ship he sees AO and Smith1. He smiles and waves to them.*
Johnson: Got the last of them! We’re good!
*As the crew on the Vigilant rejoices, Freddy, PP, and TINM wake up on the Osiris.*
Helios: That was close… a bit too close.
TINM *Shrugs*: Anyone up for scrabble?
*Everyone rolls their eyes. 10 minutes later AO, Smith1, and the crew of the Vigilant come aboard the Osiris.*
Johnson: We saved your asses!
Helios: We could have handled it… *Begins to smirk*
*Helios puts on his headset.*
Helios: We got a call from Zion.
*Everyone gathers around Helios, waiting to hear the news.*
Helios: Alright, Zion got the word - We’ve got a meeting arranged in the usual sewers in the Matrix within the hour. We gotta debrief all ships on the info we retrieved on those disks.
Freddy: How’s the area looking for squiddies?
*Helios presses some buttons on the monitors*
Helios: We should be clear, no sign of them for miles.
Freddy: Great. Alright, everyone jack in. Let’s do this.
*Goodbyes are exchanged as the crew of the Vigilant heads back to their ship. The members from both ships jack into the Matrix and head to the sewers featured in Reloaded - The usual meeting spot for the Rebels.*
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Pick it up wherever ya want :) *** LOL everyone; this has been awesome so far! Hope I don't ruin it too much ;) ***
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Twelve people stand around a rectangular, wooden table.
Haxxor glances at his watch, fullly knowing beforehand what it will say. "It looks like all five ships are here, Freddy. Let's say we get down to business, eh?"
Freddy: "Of course. As you all know, things inside the Matrix have been a bit, shall we say, unusual."
AlmightyOne: "Heck yeah! I mean, just the other day I was..."
HU rests a hand on AO's shoulder, "That's enough, kid. Go on, Freddy."
Freddy: "Well, we've just recieved confirmation that the agent upgrades are here, and early according to other predictions."
Smith_Fan: "Damn. Why can't Microsoft be in charge of their upgrades..."
Freddy: "These newer models have special qualities that allow them to plug into renegade programs, such as ones we encountered earlier that appear to be clowns. It still takes them a while to hack into programs unconnected with The Source, but they can still do it. Which means that every corner of the Matrix will now be unsafe, from Club Hel to subway stations. The Agents WILL have an upper hand."
Mazman: "Can these agents infiltrate ANY free program, or only certain ones? Is the Oracle safe now?"
Freddy: "I honestly don't know, but from the looks of things, I'd guess they can. And, to make matters worse, when they take over the new shells, they gain the information the old shell had. Before, that didn't matter much because it was always some naieve human who was still jacked in. Now they could be dealing with programs as informed as the Oracle herself."
Sm4113r: "Does that mean we have to...sever all ties?"
PP: "This is crap. We should go talk to her and find out what SHE has to say! After all, she's the Oracle..."
Freddy: "Psy, shut up before you say something you'll regret down the road. We DO, however, need to find the oracle and talk with her about this new problem. Unfortunately, she is the one with the power in such situations, and we'll have to wait patiently until she contacts us. In the meantime, everyone needs to be extremely careful inside the matrix. I'd advise everyone avoids it if at all possible."
Haxxor: "Ok. Who will stick around to wait for word from the Oracle?"
HU: "We will-- the Novalis."
The other rebels nod, accepting the new information as they silently filter out of the sewer room. HU and his crew exist last.
________________anyone take it from here :) _______________ Hope you don't ruin it? I don't think that's possible. Very nice addition, PP. Just a small mistake: Smith_fan is operator, so she couldn't be physically present at the meeting, unless she was talking through a viewscreen ;).
I'll try to write something later today :).
Mr U Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Just a small mistake: Smith_fan is operator, so she couldn't be physically present at the meeting, unless she was talking through a viewscreen ;).
I'll try to write something later today :).
Mr U
but that's such a good quote. This can only be me ;)
Smith_Fan: "Damn. Why can't Microsoft be in charge of their upgrades..."
hell yeah!
:p It is a good quote, Smith_fan :). A small tip, perhaps, with his permission of course, we can refer to the crew member Agent Johnson as AJ, to reduce confusion with the Agent of the System called Agent Johnson. Hope I am making sense.
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They nodded at him, and they proceeded to their exist. HU nodded at the view screen, where Smith_fan wasn't even paying attention at the camera anymore, she was more occupied at the new coding rolling over the screen.
"We've got incoming Agents, closing on your position fast" Smith_fan said, her voice sounding unreal due to the quality of the speakers, and she pressed a button, closing the connection between her and the viewscreen, afraid the Agents might trace it, and send there location to the squiddies.
"Time to head out Sm4113r. Do you remember your exit?" HU asked, and Sm4113r nodded, unsure of why HU wasn't coming with him.
"I have to buy the rest some time, but don't worry, I'll be on the Novalis in no time. Now get going."
Sm4113r jumped the ladder heading into the sewer, landing on the slippery metal floor. He immediately drawed his phone, which went of in his hand, with a quick press of a button Smith_fan told him which direction to go, and guided by his operator, he went for the Hardline.
HU put his back against the wall. An agent walked through, unaware of his presence, and HU jumped him, using his right arm to put the man into a headlock, instead of holding him there, however, he drawed his arm backwards, crushing the Agent's nervous system, and a man in a blue tux with blonde hair fell down, a sign that he was dead. HU did not care however, as another agent faced him, who was unfortunately for HU aware of HU's presence, and was ready for combat. The Agen drew his gun, and pointed the Desert Eagle .50 AE at HU's head, who could barely dodge the first round of modified .45 bullets. - BT - The second bullet impacted in his right shoulder, the bullet piercing his shoulder blade, and leaving through the back, creating an impressibe hole in the floor. HU kicked the gun out the Agent's hand as the pain impulse went to his central nervesystem. - EBT -
HU rolled away from the Agent, knowing that the disarmed, but not undangerous agent would follow him, he jumped up and kicked backwards towards the Agent's face. The man caught his leg, and turned him through the air. He made a rough landing, even though he caught himself by rolling over. Now the Agent started his volley of kicks. HU dodged the first, but intercepted the second, using the immense power behind the kick against the Agent, sending him into the wall. HU jumped away down the sewer drain, into the opposite direction sm4113r had gone. His phone immediately began to rang, and Smith_fan told him that his direction led to a dead end. HU immediately turned around, only to face an Agent clopping off the dust from his suit, demonstrating his invulnerability and superiority over HU.
-BT- The two charged for each other, like two speeding bullets destined to collide, but just before they were about to hit each other, HU jumped over the Agent, and continued running in the correct direction -EBT-
The phone came as a welcome suprise, and he immediately picked it up. The sound of coding was the last he heard as he woke up in the Real World, where sm4113r stood waiting for him, his face still filled with concern. HU blinked at him, as if it would relieve his friend somewhat, but they both knew HU could have died.
The Novalis needed more crewmembers, or they would fail or falter.
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I worked a job-offering into the last paragraph :p. Hope you liked it :)
Mr U If I wasn't such a bad fanfic writer, I would like to continue on story. But I better leave that to the professional ones. Very good stories, that I've read so far. :)
And I agree: Novalis need new members! Join Now! ;) All the Ships got a message from Freddy.
The message contains this.
Greeting all ships, we finaly discoverd where the ONE RING is. But sadly the person that has it. Is The Most DANGEROUS MAN ON THE WORLD. check the picture for info
-picture open-
http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/bushring.jpg
-picture end-
It will be difficult to get near this monkey .... I mean man. He is guarded by the F.B.I and C.I.A and Scans have proven that there are at least 6 agents on the building. this man is hopefuly hasn't unlocked the powers of the one ring yet.
Be on the look out for any possible way to get near this man
END OF MESSAGE.
On the Novalis
HU: hummm i can try to get in, but agents will be able to see me. the humans won't see me, but i need help then.
smith_fan: i will call the Osirus. they can distract the agents wile people from a other ship make sure the target won't escape.
smith_fan calls the Osirus
Helios: operator Helios here.
smith_fan: it's me. i have a plan on how to get in.
PP walks towards helios and grabs a extra microphone.
PP: alright, tell me.
smith_fan: wile you and your crew members. distract all the 6 agents. HomoUniversalis and Sm4113r will get near the target and obtain the One Ring.
PP: alright. but what about all the FBI and CIA people, as soon as they hear trouble they will get bush out of there.
smith_fan: well we need a third ship and crew for that.
they will make sure that bush can't escape.
Helios: all good and well. but you'r all forgetting one thing
HU: and that is ?
Helios: only one person can put the one ring on. and keep it's powers to sleep. if any one else like you HU or me will put it on. the powers will awaken and it will destroy the matrix and Zion and the rest of the world.
Freddy walks in the room.
Freddy: so who can wear it ?
Helios: i have no idea. Only the oracle knows. and we aren't even sure if it is safe to go to her.
HU: we have not realy a choise. but she needs to contact us.
smith_fan: wait, i'm getting a call..... it's Seraph, the Oracle whants to meet 3 captains. it's about the one ring and the new agents.
Freddy: alright, I and HU will go. hummm which other captain will come also.
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oke any one continue. and remember 1 more captain needs to come. Agent Johnson as AJ, to reduce confusion with the Agent of the System called Agent Johnson. Hope I am making sense.
Good call, HU. By the way - You could create a temp. Operator, like Snickers, to take over for SF should she feel adventurous enough to enter the Matrix. And SF! You can't be THAT bad of a writer!
Good work on the additions guys... No... No... Great work!
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Freddy: I know who would be willing to go with us.
SF: OK - Meet HU outside the Oracle's apartment in 20.
Freddy: Gotcha
*A click is heard, noting the end of the transmission. Freddy types a string of numbers on his keyboard and hits Enter.*
Niva: Caduceus.
Freddy: Niva, get UT (Ultimate Trinity) on the line.
Niva: UT! It's Freddy!
*UT can be heard ambling to Niva and picking up a headset.*
UT: UT reporting.
Freddy: We're in need of assistance, UT. Contact from Seraph has just been received - The Oracle is requesting 3 captains to meet her ASAP about the One Ring and we would like --
UT: For me to come? I'd be happy to. Who else is coming?
Freddy: Me and HU.
UT: At her apartment?
Freddy: Bingo - Meet us there in 20 mins.
UT: I'm jacking in right now.
*They both hang up. UT proceeds to jack into the Matrix. Freddy does likewise.*
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Freddy: I'm glad to see you in one piece, after the little incident with the agents I've heard about.
*Freddy walks towards a dark figure in the hallway outside the Oracle's apartment. The figure turns to face Freddy.*
HU: 'Twas easy as pie.
Freddy: Now don't get too cocky, there.
*The elevator door slides open and UT walks through, joining the other two captains. The three nod at each other and HU grabs the door knob to the Oracle's apartment. Before he turns the knob, the door opens.*
Seraph: I'm glad you could make it here so quickly... The Oracle is waiting for you in the kitchen.
*The three walk past Seraph and into the kitchen, trying to dodge the beads hanging in the doorway. There, sitting at the kitchen table is... Miss Cleo!*
Miss Cleo: Hallo there, child! How you like a free readin!
UT: ...
HU: ...
Freddy: ...
Miss Cleo: Oh come now, don't be shy! First 20 mins are free!
HU: Where's the Oracle?
Miss Cleo: Ah, you be seekin' the Oracle don'tcha... She be in the bathroom, child! Give her a minute!
*At that, Miss Cleo calmy stands up and runs toward the wall, jumping out of the kitchen window above the sink. The captains stand there with a puzzled look on their faces. Just then, the Oracle walks in past them.*
Oracle: Hope she didn't scare you's too much... Friday nights are poker nights, and Cleo decided to stay a while after. Come in and make yourselves at home - Cookie, anyone?
All: No thanks...
Freddy: Oracle, we've picked up some traces on the One Ring.
Oracle: Yes, yes... It's being held by George W. Bush - A man not to be taken lightly. He wields a great deal of power. We have a long road ahead of us to follow, leading to the ring.
HU: So what is the next road block in our path?
Oracle: There is a very dangerous program: Goes by the name Hannibal Lecter - Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
UT: What is his relevance?
Oracle: He is very, very old. The information he knows will help lead you to your next objective: Obtaining the Three Rings of Applications. These are the three rings forged by the One himself, given to three programs within the Matrix. Each ring will grant the bearer an increased attribute - Whether that be speed, strength, or God knows what else.
UT: What will we do once we have these rings?
Oracle: It is not time for you to know that yet.
UT: Who decided that?
*The Oracle points to the Latin sign framed above her kitchen door.*
Oracle: Now, we know who holds one of the rings: The Merovingian. You can find who is holding the other two rings from Dr. Lecter. As I said, he is very dangerous. Right now he is quarantined in a highly-encrypted folder at the Norton Anti-Virus State Penitentiary. I suggest the three of you go there as soon as possible. However, only UT should speak with him - He keeps to himself, and usually only opens up to certain female programs. Once you have the information from him, the three of you should gather the rest of your crew members and split up, retrieving the three rings.
*The four say their goodbyes. Freddy, UT, and HU head for the Norton Anti-Virus State Penitentiary.*
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*The three captains reach the Penitentiary. HU and Freddy sit down on a couch in the lounge, while the director of the facility leads UT through a cooridor. They finally meet a gate. Barney, the head nurse, presses a button and the gate slides open. UT steps through into the damp, stone-walled cooridoor and the director stands on the opposite side of the gate while it slides shut. UT begins to walk to the last cell in the hall, passing vile inmates. She finally reaches her destination. A man strikingly similar to Anthony Hopkins gets off his bed and stands up. He walks up to UT - a thick sheet of reinforced glass (I think it's glass) stands between them.*
Lecter: Why hallo, Clarice... I would go for plexiglass. Glass could be broken if he would use his chair to throw aganist it. Plexiglas doesn't break ;).
Great idea about that backup operator, ThereIsNoMatrix... We'll come up with a name. Mr Lecter...goodie goodie :D. Nice one, bro!
Mr U UT: goodday docter lecter. but my name isn't clarice
Lecter: who needs name's. i shall call you clarice, and you may call me what ever you whant.
UT: i have heard that you have one or 2 special rings.
lecter: Ah yes, I have one. you whant it don't you !
UT: yes, it will help me alot
Lecter: You can have it. But i whant something in return
UT: ummmm, what ?
Lecter: i whant to meet the real clarice again, i whant a meeting with her. this intire week i whant to talk to her every day between 19:00 and 20:15
UT: I don't know if i'm in a position to make that possible. but i will try
Lecter: indeed you will. do you have a favorite food ?
UT: not realy
Lecter suddenly jumps against the plexiglass windows and starts biting towards UT and licks the window
Lecter: hahaha my favorite food. is the Human Brain. *he liks the window and looks, provoking at UT*
she remains calm. and walks away
HU: you got the ring ?
UT: no, he whants something for it. a meeting with this woman named clarice.
Freddy grabs his cellphone and calls Helios
Helios: what do i need to search ?
Freddy: search around for this woman named clarice. she has been in contact with dr lecter before.
Helios: alright, i'll call back when i found her
Suddenly HU's phone goe's off
HU: yes what is it SF ?
Smith_fan: Get out of there now, agents are comming !
HU: we need to leave, agents are comming towards us.
The Group walks off but when they go in a other walkway, They see a male nurse standing there
Nurse: HEY, you can't come ..... *he turns into a agent and starts walking towards the 3 captains*
Freddy: i will handle him. you 2 get out of here. get to a phone and leave as fast as you can
UT: be carefull !
HU: you sure you don't need help
Freddy: nah, 1 agent is easy enough
HU and UT start running as fast as they can.
Freddy looks at the agent, seeing that this is a new one. Freddy bends alittle true his knee's and powers up energy balls.
He Starts shooting 100's of energy balls towards the agent. but The agent use'es his speed to dodge them
Freddy: this isn't good. well then the hard way *he pulls out of titanium katana sword*
agent: my name is agent Parker, you are here by terminated *the agent pulls out his desert eagle and points it at freddy*
Freddy: this sword is the sharpest and strongest sword in the matrix, let's see if you can survive this.
-BT- Freddy jumps up and fly's towards the agents at high speed, just before he hitst the agent. he fly's over him and lands behind the agent. -EBT- Freddy turns around fast and hits the pistol out of the agents hands.
Agent Parker, violently turns around and kicks Freddy in his stomach. Freddy screams out in pain and spits blood.
Freddy Quickly jumps back, and points his sword towards agent parker. The Agent walks slowly towards Freddy, but then jumps up and try's a fast kick, that Freddy dodge's, and is counter by a attack with his sword. he slashes over the agent right arm. and then kicks against the agent's left leg.
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meanwile UT and HU are almost out of the building, when there at the front entrace/exit. suddenly they heavy gate starts to lower. HU jumps under it and try's to keep it over.
HU: quickly, roll under it. i can't hold it for ever.
to HU's horror out of the office 2 agents walk out. and walk towards him.
UT quickly rolls to the out side, and HU jumps back.
UT: few that whas close.... a shit ! RUN !
one of the agents rolls under the door, and it shuts behind him. he pulls out his desert eagle and points it at UT.
HE shoot 3 bullets.
HU jumps infront of UT and pushes her away, he get's hit and falls to the ground.
the agent walks towards UT, that is still laying on the ground
agent: Only Human !
suddenly the agent drops to his knee's a short sword has been stabbed true his troath.
HU is standing behind him. the agent transforms back into a security guard
UT: you scarred me there, i thought you were realy death
HU: luckely he didn't hit my hearth. we need to go.
before they start running, suddenly a loud bang is heard. and they see Freddy laying out side in the snow. he is badly wounded. then someone trow's Freddy's sword next to him.
Agent Parker walks out of the hole in the wall.
Agent parker: now die.
UT: grabs some of her trowing knive's and trow's them at the agent.
4 hit the agent. 2 in his left arm, 1 in his leg and 1 in his neck.
He falls down and transforms back into the nurse
HU and UT run towards Freddy
HU: are you already
Freddy: arrggg i will be when i get out of here.
UT: there no cars here. we will get lost in the forrest
Freddy: can you heal me HU ?
HU: i can try, but i never healed other with my powers.
HomoUniversalis puts his right hand on freddy's bleeding chest, and consentrate's.
after some seconds the wounds start to heal, and Freddy sits up
HU is sweating heavily.
HU: few, that take's alot of me
UT: Freddy quickly fly us out of here !
Freddy stands up and holds his 2 friends, then he fly's off towards the city
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oke some one continue HU's eyes flashed from left to right as he recalled the events. "Something is not right. Freddy, head out with your crew, there is something I have to do." HU said, and he jumped up, grabbing the iron bars from a window on the second floor. HU nodded at Freddy, who shut his eyes for a second, after which two small globes of fire impacted on the window and melted both the bars and the glass. The eery substance dripped down on the sidewalk where it became solid again. HU marveled at the beauty of which the programs cooperated in an almost flawless environment.
The Matrix was indeed a marvel.
He threw himself through the window, the wait of his body getting rather hard to bear. With legs first, he landed in a confined cell, the window he had just destroyed the only way out.
"Just give me a small kitten. Nothing big. Just something to play with...." the man said, and grinned at HU, showing his brown-yellow teeth, a dead caterpillar between his teeth. HU slammed the man against the forehead with his open hand, and the man fell down, unconscious. HU applied the same technique on the door, but it would not budge. HU walked back to the end of the cell, and crooked his leg, his foot against the wall.
-BT- HU pushed himself away from the wall, and spread his arms and legs, rapidly turning around the horizontal axis. He hit the door with his fist, and due to the movement, it was turned clockwise. the door gave in, and took a vortex like shape. -EBT-
HU pushed the door away from him, and looked around. A green exit sign told him where to go, and he head downwards, and than to the basement.
A brown man, his name sign saying 'barney' in a scribbled handwriting. HU used his 'open palm' technique on the man, and he fell to the ground. With the touch of the red button, the iron barred door sled open before him. He walked down in a slow pace, his eyes going from cell to cell.
"How can I help you?" Dr Lecter asked from the behind the plexiglas, only the flickering in his eyes visible from the darkened room.
"I brought you something, Dr Lecter." HU walked to the plexiglass wall, and opened the drawer. In it he put a small flower."
Lecter stepped into the light and took the small blue flower into his hands. "Novalis. Why are you here? I have already told your..friends what I want." Lecter said.
"Quid pro Quo... Perhaps I can give you information, if you can give me information." HU spoke, knowing that even the slightest hesitation in his words, or even the smallest trace of doubt would be noticed by the Doctor, and immediately taken advantage of. This man, if he was man, was not to be taken lightly.
"Quid pro Quo. But what do I have, that you want?" Lecter asked, his words and intonation carefully chosen.
"I need to get close to George W. Bush."
"Go on."
"I was hoping you could aid me."
"What do you seek?" Lecter asked, and for a moment HU wondered whether the Doctor was mincing words, stalling.
"The Ring."
"No. You do not seek the ring, you seek the power of it. Why do you need this Ring, why do you need this Power?" Hannibal asked.
"Why? Because the Oracle has asked us to do so."
"You have not answered the Question, Homo Universalis. Why did she ask you to do this for her?"
"I don't know." HU asked, his conscience clear: He did not know why the Oracle needed the ring.
I might continue later. Have to see how RL goes :).
Mr U The Mjolnir flew at it's fastest speed through the tunnels of the real. Haxxor, the captain of the ship, was piloting the ship as best as he could. Blood dripped and flowed down his forehead, his neck, and his chest. He was cut many times, and bleeding profusely. Being the only person on the ship was a feat in itself.
His crew was on a routine mission inside the matrix. A reconnaissance mission to find the the location of a man named George W. Bush. He was the man who had in his control, the Ring of Power. Haxxor was informed by Helios, the operator of the Osirus, that HU, the captain of the Novalis, UT, the captain of the Caduceus, and Freddy his captain, went to see the Oracle. The Oracle told them of the Three Rings of Applications. HU, UT, and Freddy were to find the three rings, and Haxxor would have been there to help, had his ship not launched a few days after theirs.
When Haxxor was en route, he received a communique from Zion command, telling him to recon the location of this George W. Bush, who was the ruler of the Ring of Power. His crew consisted of his gunners Darken and Marvin, his operator Bob, his councilor Rizky, and his crew members Zabe, and Shanky. Haxxor was leading a crew full of new people. He was a still new at what he did as well, but he had a few missions over the other members. It was just supposed to be a simple recon mission, but the saying goes, "Easier said then done."
*Enter flashback...*
Haxxor: We're going in guys. Bob, load us up some weapons.
Bob: You got it boss.
*Bob hits a few control panels. Haxxor, Zabe, and Darken all jump into their seats, as the other members jack them into the matrix. White construct appears around the three people, with weapons galore as far as they could see.*
Haxxor: We need medium firepower weapons, nothing fancy.
Zabe: Sir, is this going to be another cake-walk?
Haxxor: No. Cale-walks wouldn't require us in the matrix.
Zabe: I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir.
*Haxxor doesn't grab any weapons, only relies on his blades. Darken grabs a PSG-1 Sniper Rifle, and a Desert Eagle. He grabs three clips of ammo for the rifle, and seven for the handgun. Zabe grabs a Finnessi H-12 pump action shotgun, and takes a case of 30 rounds with her. She also grabs two Chinese throwing stars. She looks over at Haxxor.*
Zabe: I see that your only going arms deep into this.
Haxxor: Guns can fall apart. Steel is your best friend.
Darken: Who cares, can we get this over with?
*No one says anything as Zabe and Darken lock and load their weapons. Haxxor looks up and nods, signaling for Bob to load them into the matrix. Bob hits on panel control, and the three appear on a street in the middle of the night. Snow covered the ground, about a foot deep. It was lightly snowing, as the three looked around.*
Darken: So, where do we go now? The streets are empty, and theres snow on the ground.
Zabe: Plus it's quiet.
Haxxor: Too quiet.
*The sound of the still air was disrupted by the movement of a gust of wind behind the three. Upon instinct, the three spun around, Haxxor activating his blades, pointing their weapons in a sweeping motion, trying to see if something was out there. They moved back to face the street.*
Haxxor: (while closing his eyes, appearing to be thinking, points down the road and opens his eyes) We go this way.
*The three follow down the road, weapons ready.*
*Exit flashback.....*
Haxxor wiped the blood away from his forehead. He looked at the map. He was close to Zion, and he felt like he was almost there. Incoming transmissions came in. "This is Zion gate control, requesting docking codes. Please send them now, or we will be forced to be fire upon you." Haxxor sent the transmission code to the gate controller and waited for a response. A minute ticked by, as Haxxor saw Gate 04 come into view. The transmission crackled back, "We are sorry, but your code is not valid, please re-confirm your identity. You have thirty seconds to comply,"
Haxxor retransmitted the code, and opened a hailing frequency to the gate control. "This is Haxxor, ID number 4576890, captain of the Mjolnir. I am requesting opening of gate four. My ship has been badly damaged, and my crew is dead. I am requiring medical attention, please respond.
Seconds ticked by, as Haxxor repeated the transmission. Haxxor saw the gate defense guns come online, and he recieved a warning signal thaty he was being targeted. Haxxor's adrenaline started to pump, but that caused him to slowly slip into unconsciousness. Haxxor heard the sound of gun fire as he fell into a black sleep.
The Mjolnir, although not being accelerated anymore, was going at a fast enough speed to propel itself straight into gate four of Zion. The Mjolnir spun out of control a hundred feet before the gate. The defense guns opened fire, as bullets flew toward the ship. Some deflected off, and others hit, piercing straight through. It was not enough to slow the ship down. The Mjolnir impacted into the metal gate, and with the force prorelling it, the gate buckled, and snapped in two, as the Mjolnir, and the gate, crashed into the docks of Zion. Explosions erupted from the gates mechanism, and sparks flew all around. The Mjolnir, and the part of the gate it crashed through, landed near docking bay 15. Luckily, since Zion was still asleep, the only things hurt, were the Mjolnir, and the gate. A Massive explosion came from the back of the Mjolnir.
Commander Lock and a large security crew ran towards the burning ship. at the glas front they saw the badly wounded and bleeding Haxxor.
Lock: quick shoot the glas out, get him out of there.
4 soldiers ran towards the cockpit and started shooting at the glas. 3 crawled in wile the other tryed to get the fire out at the front with water.
soldier1: man this guy is heavy. were is the rest of his crew.
soldier2: oke first we need to get him to med bay. he lost alot of blood. wow look at his back 3 deep cuts.
soldier3: wtf did that ? sentinels ?
soldier1: no i don't think so
Lock: HURRY UP, GET HIM OUT NOW !
the 3 soldiers carry Haxxor out of the burning ship, and bring him to the medical bay of Zion. Docters and Nurse's run to the operating table, and begin working on Haxxor.
5 more soldiers with water tanks, walk to the plug in station of the ship.
soldier4: there 3 people. check if there still alive
soldier2: no good, none of them have a polls
soldier5: wait this one has a weak hearth rate. quick get her out of here. bring the other 2 also. they need a proper burial
they carry the 2 dead crew members of the Mjolnir and the almost dead zabe out.
Lock: Only 3 ? were are the others
soldier2: these are the only 3 we could find, the 2 men are dead, the woman i think her name is zabe is alive, but very weak. she has almost no wounds but still she is almost dead.
Lock: hummm i wonder were the other crew members are.
Oke drop the water down.
A Massive amount of water is dropped on the fire, and after some minute's the fire goe's out.
soldier3: what do you think happend
Lock: ihave no idea, if Haxxor wake's up he needs to explain alot of time, 1 thing for certain why his damn code didn't work.
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Back in the Matrix
Freddy and UT are flying towards the City. then suddenly UT's phone goe's off.
UT: yes
Niva: I have found out who needs wich ring. The ring Mero has is the one HU needs, the one DR. Lecter has is for you UT. but still no luck were the third ring is that Freddy needs
UT: oke thx for the info. but we still don't know, who can wear the one ring.
Freddy lands on top of a high building, and UT tells the info. then freddy's phone goes off
Freddy: yes ?
Helios: operator here. i did it, i found the location of the third ring. but your not going to like it
Freddy: why not ?
Helios: the last known location of the ring that you need. whas in posasion of....... SMITH
Freddy: WHAT, SMITH. but he is destroyed
UT: impossible if he survived
Helios: sadly somehow he survived. don't know if he still has clone's. but he has the ring you need freddy !
Freddy: damnit, were can I find him.
Suddenly the door opens. HU steps out of it
UT: WTF, how did you get here so fast.
HU: hehe i got my way's. i have the ring. here UT only you can wear this one
UT puts the ring on, and suddenly a massive Purple flash blows off it. the intire sky turns purple for a few seconds and then a bolt of lightning hits the ring.
A inprinting apears on the ring, it are carvings of water
UT: ah the water ring. only the fire and wind ring.
Freddy: The Merovincian and Smith have the other rings
HU: SMITH. how can that be ???
UT: we have no idea. but i have a quistion now that i have this ring on can i control water now ?
Freddy: don't know try it. there is a lake
UT: points the ring towards the lake, and concetrats. suddenly a water tornado come's out of the water, and it move's into the direction UT points the ring at. when she stops concetrating it disapears.
HU: nice. oke me and UT will go to Mero. you Freddy try to find smith and obtain your ring.
Freddy: alright. we will meet at this location, 2427 newbakker road.
UT: where is that ?
Freddy: it's the house next to this building.
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oke someone continue Imma gonna do a small little part here as I have a lack of time for any more than a little.
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NMN jumped onto the chair on the main deck of the Caduceus. He was ready for some action.
NMN: Hey, Niva get me where the otehrs are, peachy?
Niva: No problem. Lemme jsut work my magic and Viola! you be in my arms tonight.
NMN: You always know what to say. Let's do this.
Niva: Wait, bad news bears. I can't get you to them. YOu're gonna haveta run.
NMN: Aiight, cool wit me. Runnin' is my game. I'll be there in a flash.
NMN was dropped into the Matrix a few hundred miles South of Freddy, UT, and HU. He put on his glasses and boltede outta there.
NMN: Flying is for pussies.
About 10 minutes or so later, he reeled into the room where Freddy and Hu and UT were about to part ways.
NMN:Yo, guys. Need any help? Speed is here.
UT: You always know when to make an entrance.
NMN: You know it.
Freddy: We are just about to split up. You can come with me if you want. I would't mind some company.
HU: Yeah, don't mind us, I'll just steal UT from you, NMN.
NMN: That's cool Freddy, I could use another good run. You might take the air and I'll cover the ground. Smith won't see it coming.
Freddy: Word.
UT and HU head out in search of the Merovingian, and Freddy and NMN head out in the other direction in search of the Rogue Program named mith, hatedby everyone, except fort he one named smith_fan, which is odd, as he is the bad gu, which makes you think, is SF a good guy or a bad one? Maybe she wants us to think that she is bad, but really god and is planning to do something, like throw a surprise bithrday party for NMN in 2 weeks.
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Ok all, have fun with this. Excellent posts guys! Bravo on your entrances, NMN and Haxxor!
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Helios: Operator.
Freddy: Helios, I have NMN here with me… We’re searching for the Third Ring of Application. The program holding it is… Uhh… Smith.
Helios: SMITH?!?
*The crew members of the Osiris stares at Helios as he jumps in his seat, exclaiming the name.*
Helios: How is that?
Freddy: We’re not sure how it happened…
Helios: Who told you?
Freddy: Dr. Lecter told HU about it… Listen, we need you to scan the Matrix for anything and everything relating to Smith post-deletion… Or should I say, post what we thought was his deletion.
Helios: I’m on it, sir. Where is UT and HU?
Freddy: They’re heading to the Merovingian’s, for the last ring.
Helios: Gotcha, I’m searching right now. I’ll get back to you when we find something.
PP: What is it?
Helios: Smith… He’s back somehow… And he’s holding the Third Ring. We need to find him.
PP: Oh my my my… Ok, TINM, get yer ass over here… There’s three other free computers, we’ll help you search.
*The tree type away furiously. 10 minutes pass… 20 minutes… It wasn’t about a half an hour later that…*
PP: I got something!
Helios and TINM: What??
PP: Look here… It’s a part from the personal column in the newspaper… It reads “Inevitability - I am very grateful for your kind words about my work before I was confined behind these bars. I have followed your activities and must say I am very intrigued. Indeed, the purpose of life is to end - Whether you wind up in a pile of charred bodies, or on a dinner plate, garnished finely before consumption - It is inevitable. How many individual did you assimilate into during your peak? 4576890? Unfortunately, the gates closed rather quickly on your plans now, didn’t they?” It’s signed… “Hannie.”
Helios: Hannie…
TINM: Or… Hannibal. And didn't Smith say inevitable a lot? Smith must have been in contact with that bastard, Hannibal!
*Helios presses a few buttons rapidly and turns the volume up on his headset.*
Helios: Sir, we have a lead.
Freddy: Thank God, we’re having no luck out here. What is it?
Helios: It seems Smith and Hannibal Lecter have been in correspondence through personals in the newspaper.
Freddy: Bastard…
Helios: How much you wanna bet Lecter knows where Smith is?
Freddy: He knew that Smith had the ring… We’re gonna have to speak with him. Gimme a second.
*Freddy hangs up and then dials HU’s cell.*
HU: Freddy? What’s going on?
Freddy: Lecter has been in touch with Smith and we’re guessing he knows where Smith is. Lecter seemed to be pretty open with you - Any chance you can coerce him into giving us Smith’s location?
HU: I don’t think that’s gonna turn out too well… He was pretty cold to me. Perhaps… Perhaps if we could get his old friend, Clarice Starling there… She could probably get the info from him.
Freddy: That would take too much time, we have no idea where Clarice is and if she’s willing to help us out… No… There has to be some other way… WAIT! I got it! HU, I’ll get back to you later, good luck.
*Freddy hangs up once more as UT and HU draw closer the Merovingian's place, and dials another number.*
Helios: Operator.
Freddy: Here’s the deal - Send TINM into the Penitentiary that Lecter is at. Have him morph into Clarice Starling. Hopefully he can fool Lecter and get Smith's location.
*Helios types for a minute and pulls up a picture of Clarice Starling.*
Helios: We’re on it, sir. We’ll call you once we get the info.
*They hang up.*
Helios: Alright, TINM, here’s Clarice Starling. Take a good look at her, we need you to morph into her and interrogate Dr. Lecter about Smith’s location.
TINM: Oh… Ok…
Helios: I’m thinking PP, AO, and Smith1 should go with you and stick around in the lobby, just in case something happens… You’re going to have to be smooth here, TINM.
TINM: Ain’t I always? *Brushes back his hair*
Helios: No time to be cocky - Lecter can read expressions very clearly, he’ll know you’re not really Clarice if you trip up…
TINM: Hey, I got it under control… I’ve seen Silence of the Lambs before.
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*15 minutes later PP, Smith1, and AO are sitting in the lobby of the Norton Anti-Virus State Penitentiary. Clarice Starling is walking with the director of the facility towards Lecter’s cell. As she’s walking, Clarice can’t help but stare down at her own breasts… “God I love morphing,” she thought. They reach the final gates before the cell, and the director stays behind as Clarice finally reaches Lecter’s cell.*
Dr. Lector: Why… Hallow Clarice.
Clarice: Dr. Lecter. *nods her head.*
Dr. Lecter: What an unexpected - but not unwelcome - surprise… Tell me, what brings you hear, Clarice? Have the lambs broken their silence?
Clarice: The lambs?
*Dr. Lecter raises an eyebrow.*
Clarice: Oh, yes… The lambs… No, no they haven’t… Quid Pro Quo, Dr…
*Lecter turns his head slightly and smiles.*
Clarice: I’m investigating a program that goes by the name “Smith.”
Lecter: Many individuals are named Smith - It’s quite a common name.
Clarice: Yes, Dr., but this Smith is… Unique. We’ve been following up on some of the personals you’ve been writing.
Lecter: Oh, have you?
Clarice: We believe you’ve been corresponding with him through these personals, Dr. Have you?
*The Dr. remains silent.*
Clarice: Quid pro quo, Dr… Tell me. What is the meaning of the string of numbers you placed in there? There’s some secret message you’ve been hiding.
Dr. Lecter: Well Clarice, you know me all too well… You may want to look into the whereabouts of a rebel named Haxxor…
Clarice: Why would I want to do that…
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*Inside the real world, Helios is watching the conversation. Meanwhile, he looks at a message about Haxxor’s ship sent from Zion. He gasps.*
Helios: Smith… It was Smith. Lecter must have given the access codes to Smith, that’s why the defense system targeted the Mjolnir...
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*Back inside the cell.*
Dr. Lecter: Quid Pro Quo, Ms. Starling… Freddy drops down in a small park, and is joined by NMN that is holding 2 bottle's of coke.
Freddy: you know it ain't real
NMN: ah who care's it still taste's good.
they both drink start drinking there coke's when suddenly some one starts to talk
smith: MR Krueger, i heard you have been looking for me
Freddy and NMN spit the cola in the mouths out in suprise. and drop into a combat position
NMN: how do you know *wile looking around for any possible clone's*
smith: I still wonder how you found out my secret. my secret of still being here :smith:
Freddy: you have something i need
smith: ah yes, this ring. here take it ! *smith trows the ring to Freddy, and he catches it. he looks at it so see if it's real. and it is*
NMN: that whent easy. what do you whant now smith
Smith: did you hear already about Haxxor
feddy: what about him ?
Smith: doesn't matter, in time you will *he starts to laugh* hahaha
Freddy Puts the Ring on, and a enormous red flash explode's from it. the sky turns red for a few seconds and then lightning strike's in to the ring. the carvings of Fire apear on the ring
NMN: WOW. now thats cool
Smith: interesting, so thats what the ring does. now that i know what it can do. i will take it back now
Freddy: you wish, if you put it on again, the powers go out again.
smith: we will see
NMN: 1,2,3 now they come ....
Freddy: Who ?
NMN: his clone's of course
smith: No sadly, not there all back to there normal self. but instead of that MY POWERS have GROWN. i'm am triple as strong as whent i fought MR Anderson. for the last time.
Freddy: this is not good, i hope this ring can do more then just control fire.
NMN: check this out
NMN pulls a large rope out of his backpack and runs at super speed towards smith, and begins cirkeling around smith. and with doing so tying him up. after 2 seconds smith is tyed up from neck to toe.
Smith: so childis. now let me show you how it is done.
Smith stretches his muscle's and breaks the rope apart.
then he runs towards NMN that is still suprised -BT- smith Jumps up and kicks NMN to the ground. then he pulls nmn up at his legs and starts spinning him around. when he make's enough speed he let's go. NMN fly's true the air, and lands into a big deep lake. -EBT-
Freddy: Imprisive
Smith: now it's your turn.
smith pulls out his desert eagle and starts shooting at Freddy.
Suddenly the ring make's a fire shield infront of freddy, and the bullets melt away.
Freddy: wow i don't know it could do that
smith (angry): no, hummm you still haven't unlocked it all. your using it on instinct now
Freddy: i will soon enough.
Smith: ENOUGH !
Smith fly's up and Freddy Follows. Smith fly's at a massive speed towards Freddy, and he can barely dodge smith
Freddy: damn, he is much faster then i am
Smith suddenly grabs Freddy from behind, and holds his hands in a lock
Smith: it's INEVETABLE !
Freddy: NO it's not *freddy use's all his strenght to break free and kicks smith away*
Freddy powers up and shoots a massive energy wave towards smith. but Smith blocks it
Smith: Whahahahhaa, is that all you got
Freddy: imposible. nothing can survive my energy attacks. raaaaaaaarrrrggggggghhhhh *Freddy starts shooting thousands of energy balls at smith*
smith dodge's most or hits them away, but then 1 hits him against his chin. knocking his glasses of.
smith: for that you will die
then more hit him against his chest, legs and stomach. but still he remains in the same place
then both fighters fly at each other, the ram against each other at a enormous speed. windows in a radious of 2 mile's burst out.
the 2 are holding on to each other, punching and kicking each other. but then Smith grabs freddy by his arm and trows him into a building.
When Freddy lands, he spits blood and does his long jacket off, and also his sunglasses.
Freddy: shit, i think this time it is the end for me
Smith: indeed it is.
then suddenly a door opens. there stands NMN dripping wet of the water. he runs at his top speed towards smith -BT- he rams smith out of the building, kicking and punching him as fast as he can. -EBT-
But then smith Grabs NMN left hand and hold him below him
Smith: can you fly ?
NMN looks scarred below him. and see's that he is at least 50 meters in the air. if smith drops him he will drop to his dead.
NMN: ah shit.
smith: by mr NMN *and he let's go of nmn*
NMN begins falling to the ground, he screams out for help. but then Freddy catches him and puts him on the ground
Freddy: you alright ?
NMN: i've been better.
Freddy: we need help with him. he is too strong. and i still don't know what this ring can do more
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oke someone continue
:neo: Great stories guys, absoloutley superb!!!, but I wouldnt mind reading my name a few more times:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..... You should write then..
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NMN: Well see what you can do with it. I hate for it to go to waste, foo.
Freddy: But I don't know how. It is a rather weird ring if you ask me.
NMN: Well I didn't so, I guess you are by yourself on this one.
Freddy: Hey, it was just a figure of speech.
NMN: Yeah, well, I take everything literally, so you will just have to deal. Could you pt me down? I like to move on my own. And you holding me looks a tad homosexual.
Freddy: Oh, my bad. I wasn't even thinking about that. Off you go.
Freddy drops NMN from a height of about 500m.
NMN: You fuckerrrr........*His voice fades*
-BT- NMN realizes what just happened, quickly went into a dive postion, directed to the nearest building. He grabs on and slides the gutter drain all the way down, and does a triple front-flip onto the ground. -EBT-
NMN: I'll get the sonofabitch back. (over phone) Hey Freddy, where we off to next?
Freddy: Fuck if I know. Maybe we should meet up with HU and UT.
NMN: Maybe. Are the done with the French thing, The Merovingian?
Freddy: Let's see.
UT: Yo, UT on the phizzle. What's up.
NMN: Hey babe, you guys done with the Mero yet? Me and Freddy have the ring from Smith, but he jsut gave it to us. We fought. He dropped me from high in the air and Freddy caught me and subsequently dropped me. Fun-filled day so far.
UT: Sounds fun. Umm... the Mero is giving us no word. He really is annoying.
(could be heard over the phone)HU: Yeah he is really starting to bug the fuck outta me. Could BE anymore late?
NMN: Sounds fun as well. Ok, when you guys a re done with the Mero, meet up with us at the redezvous. We are going to head back.
NMN hangs up his phone and signals to Freddy, who is still up in the air, to head back to rendezvous.
A few minutes later they are both chillin' in the buliding watching some movies. Freddy's phone rings.
Freddy: This better be important. We are watching Red Dragon.
Helios: It's damn important. I think I might be onto something.
Freddy: Really? You? That's a first. Ok, shoot.
Helios: I think Smith infected Haxxor and that's why he crashed into Zion and that's the reason why the code wasn't accepted.
Freddy: I'm intrigued. Go on.
Helios: Well, TINM and the others went into the Matrix to go back to talk to Lecter.
Freddy: How, he only wanted to talk to that Clarice chi--.....Oh, I get it, TINM went in as Clarice. Interesting.
Helios: Yeah well, he talked to her and he found out that Smith and him were talking through personal ads in the paper. In one he wrote a jumble of numbers. I think this is the code "Haxxor" gave to Zion Control that was rejected because Lecter had misinformation. And that's all I put together.
Freddy: Hmmm....interesting. He said something about Haxxor, but I wasn't really paying attention. He gets damn annoying pretty fast.
NMN: Word.
Helios: Well what do you want me to do then?
Freddy: Sit tight and don't think too hard. We'll figure something out. Just gimmie a sec.
NMN: How about we finish the movie and you stop talking to Helios. Sound like a plan?
NMN grabs the phone from Freddy and hangs up on Helios. Helios calls again, but NMN throws the phone against the wall.
Freddy: Hey that was my phone!
NMN: I'll get you a new one you big baby.
Freddy: Ok, let's continue.
The Movie continues in the foreground as NMN and Freddy are doing "research" on Dr. Lecter. Right, "research".
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Ok, have fun with it. uhhhh lol what about smith, the battle wasn't over yet. you don't realy think he will be sitting there waiting for us to stop talking ?
and to archie. if you whant your name to be in the story, then write also here, EVERYONE CAN JOIN IN !
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Freddy and NMN just whant to walk off when smith shouts to them *and where do you think, your going ?!?!*
NMN: your on your own, i'll go read about lecter, you better figure that ring out. i'm out of here
NMN speeds of and after 2 seconds isn't even visible anymore
Freddy (shouting): PUSSY, i can't fight him on my own. ah shit :(
Smith (with a smirk on his face): i will get him later, first you !
Freddy goe's in a jui-jitsu position. and smith just starts walking towards him.
Freddy attacks first giving smith a serie of punches against his face. then he does a spin kick and kicks smith true a wall.
A man is sitting on the toilet in the room, smith just fell into.
it is tHe aRcHeItEcT and he looks very suprised and starteld
tHe aRcHeItEcT: HOLY shit, wow if my pants weren't off i would of shitted my pants.
Smith (angry): shut up, wow damn you stink
tHe aRcHeItEcT: oh sorry about that, i shoudn't of eaten those burito's
smith grabs tHe aRcHeItEcT by his neck and trow's him towards Freddy. Freddy is just able to dodge tHe aRcHeItEcT
smith flushes the toilet and looks at the 2. tHe aRcHeItEcT puts his pants on again. and jumps in a karate position.
smith: ah thats better. now to deal with you 2
tHe aRcHeItEcT: but i didn't do anything
Freddy: don't be such a coward. just fight him.
tHe aRcHeItEcT: you have easy enough to talk about, you can shoot energy wave's and fly. i can only super jump
Freddy: well he can fly too. and my energy attacks don't seem to work on him.
Then smith runs towards the 2, and they starts fighting. even with there combined attacks. smith is stronger and blocks and dodge's all the kicks and punches
tHe aRcHeItEcT: i shoudn't of plugged in
Freddy: well you wanted to join.
then smith punches Freddy away. and starts attacking tHe aRcHeItEcT
smith: first to deal with this pest
tHe aRcHeItEcT: WHAT. you should have more respect. behold my power
tHe aRcHeItEcT jumps up very high, but smith just looks at him with a bored look. but then tHe aRcHeItEcT lands with all his weight on smiths back. and holds him in a lock
Freddy: wait ah so this is how this ring works. HEY tHe aRcHeItEcT i know how the ring works. hold him for a few minute's
tHe aRcHeItEcT: you have it easy, i can barely hold him.
smith: let go of me, insect. if i get my hands on you i will rip you apart.
tHe aRcHeItEcT: well i better don't let go then :p
Freddy concetrate's and points the ring towards smith. 2 small dots apear on the ring.
Freddy: let's try the left one first.
Freddy presses the left dot, and large flame's apear from the ring.
Freddy get's surounded by fire. and then suddenly he has red hot armor on.
tHe aRcHeItEcT: wow he looks like he is some kind of fire knight.
smith (wishpering): yes show the powers MR krueger, show it. then when your dead I can use it.
Freddy: wow, and i don't feel a thing from the fire. oke now the right one.
When freddy pushes on the right dot, and a large flame sword come's out of the ring, and in Freddy's hands.
Freddy: yeah thats what i'm talking about.
smith: oke i have seen enough. *smith breaks lose from the lock of tHe aRcHeItEcT and starts running towards Freddy*
tHe aRcHeItEcT: Freddy watch out.
Freddy: i see him. Bring it on smith.
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meanwile at UT and HU.
Mero: ah what zhis you whant ze ring of wind ?
HU: Yes, give it to me.
Mero: no no no. virst i whant zomething in return
UT: And that is ?
Mero: my wife Pershephone, has disapeard. I of course whant her back !
HU: do you also know who took her ?
Mero: Not realy, but if you find zhe person who took her, I whant you take bring his/her head !
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oke anyone continue Yo, Freddy to maintain continuity, don't you think you should continue from mine? I explained a whole lot and you comlpetely disregarded it. Now how is that fair? I know I left the Smith thing up in the air, but I had a whole dialogue going that you completely ignored. And then you shove me out of it and then continue with your own story line? This is not the Freddy Krueger Show. Pay attention to what everybody else is doing. Nobody likes a story hog, especially if this is a compilation of all members who have joined. If the person's story does not fit with yours, tough, make the best with what you have and don't completely disregard someone else's work that they tried to do a good job on. You have just completely shat on my post, and storyline. Next time be a little more courteous. Oh, i love this story!
haha...lord of the rings is merged into matrix...cool!:cool: Originally posted by NMN
Yo, Freddy to maintain continuity, don't you think you should continue from mine? I explained a whole lot and you comlpetely disregarded it. Now how is that fair? I know I left the Smith thing up in the air, but I had a whole dialogue going that you completely ignored. And then you shove me out of it and then continue with your own story line? This is not the Freddy Krueger Show. Pay attention to what everybody else is doing. Nobody likes a story hog, especially if this is a compilation of all members who have joined. If the person's story does not fit with yours, tough, make the best with what you have and don't completely disregard someone else's work that they tried to do a good job on. You have just completely shat on my post, and storyline. Next time be a little more courteous.
WOW sorry dude. i didn't think you would get upset.
well i continued the fight because YOU FORGOT about smith. you realy think he would just stay there up in the air, and wait until we were finished talking.
or if he would let us walk away. :argue:
And again sorry if you don't like it if i typ more about my character. then about the others.
Well YOU continue it then :idea: Ok, think i've got what's going on. G. W. Bush's got the last ring and HU is trying to get it while Freddy and MNM fight smith. ok, let's see what i can do to add to this. :)
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A shadow fell into a pool of light, soon followed by it's owner. The person glanced around the silent street before moving out of the light. A snap revealed a phone which she promptly spoke into.
"Am I close?"
Outside tha matrix, a young man played with the headset as he spoke into it.
"Yep. Down the street, take a left and you're there."
"Good." Her eyes scanned the area as she spoke.
"Good luck, Kara."
"Thanks. Keep an eye on the ship like captian said."
"I will."
Kara hung up the phone and began to move quickly down the street. A cat meowed from behind a garbage can as she passed. She reached the end of the street and turned, abruptly running into something or someone.
"Spare some change?" The man held out a hand.
"Cut to the chase. Where do I go?"
The man took on a sudden air of seriousness as he handed her a piece of paper and walked away. Kara unfolded it and read over the scribbles and apparently random drawings. She stopped and looked around, spotting something with triumph. A moment later there was a clang and she was gone.
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not much, but my brain is fried right now. more later!:crazy: Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
WOW sorry dude. i didn't think you would get upset.
well i continued the fight because YOU FORGOT about smith. you realy think he would just stay there up in the air, and wait until we were finished talking.
or if he would let us walk away. :argue:
And again sorry if you don't like it if i typ more about my character. then about the others.
Well YOU continue it then :idea:
Don't give me sass. I said I left the Smith story in limbo, as it doesn't really matter if we kept fighting Smith. You had the ring, and Smith was winning. The point is irrevlevant. The point that is relevant is the fact you went around my storyline to match yours. In a collabaration of works by other people, your story is going to get skewed and you have to work on your feet to continue it. I am sorry you did not like the way mine went, but that is what happened and my post was before yours.
This whole thing is about equality and having fun. Have you noticed, TINM somethimes never mentions himself. That is a selfless storyteller. I don't really care that you always write about yourself, but you don't go around somebody's story, whether you like it or not. You just get a tad overzealous.
NOW, I give the CHOICE to everyone invovled in the story to continue from mine or Freddy's post. The post NOT continued from will have the tags of DISCARDED on it. Now people need to choose. I don't mind my post being discarded, I am now focusing on the principle of the matter. Now you all may decide. Have you noticed, TINM somethimes never mentions himself. That is a selfless storyteller.
Aww, shucks... *turns red.*
Kara - Beautiful first post! You may not have written much in terms of a plot, but it is that which gives it a sense of suspense.
Now, about this little continuity thang. NMN, you did leave Smith hanging there, which didn't make much sense. And Freddy, you did totally blow off NMN's part of the story. Both of you made a mistake, it's no big deal. I've been in these collaborative stories before and stuff like NMN did happens all the time. There's no need to get upset - Just adapt to the story. For instance, NMN's plot hole could have easily been fixed by having the next chapter do something like this:
"*Smith sat in the Doctor's office, filling out his paperwork in a hurry. He glances at his watch. It's a good thing he bolted out of the fight with Freddy and NMN earlier - He nearly missed his dental appointment!*
Nurse: Smith... A Mr. Agent Smith - The doctor's ready to see you."
Alright? Now, as to who's story we'll use to continue: I'm going to continue with NMN's. No offense to Freddy, it's not that your story wasn't as good or whatever. I'm simply choosing NMN's because I have a better idea of where to go with the story from his ending.
Also, about who writes about who... Write whatever you want. You want to solely write about your character, go for it. Just don't get too big of an ego. If you want to write about another ship or crew, you don't have to mention yourself at all in the story. It can be hard to write about other people's characters, so it's fine if you write about yourself mostly.
EDIT: Well damn, I have less time than I thought I did. I won't be able to continue the story until later tonight. Until then, if anyone would like to pick it up, be my guest. If you have a great idea that stems from Freddy's addition, then go for it using his post. As I said, I only wanted NMN's because of the idea I had to go with it. Its no biggie as you said TINM, I just had to say something. I don't like when people over-cook my grits. discard mine then, i don't care.
again i'm sorry. i will try to think more when i typ. i will involve the others members that are in this MORE then :)
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don't feel like typing abit. why don't you typ something tHe aRcHeItEcT . you wanted your name to be in the story more ! You don't need to pout Freddy. I was being Malicious about my posts. I hope you aren't discouraged by posting in this thread. I enjoy your stories and your input. Hell, I was the one who continued a few of your story lines. Don't leave because I yelled at you. I am ok now. ;) I don't mean to halt everyone here but I just wanted to add you are all doing an incredible job. Ok now please continue as this is epic stuff right here:)
UT Originally posted by NMN
You don't need to pout Freddy. I was being Malicious about my posts. I hope you aren't discouraged by posting in this thread. I enjoy your stories and your input. Hell, I was the one who continued a few of your story lines. Don't leave because I yelled at you. I am ok now. ;)
nah i'm not angry, lol my post just sounded agnry. but i'm not
hummm let's see let me check back from where I can continue this
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Kara whas running true the small streets, trying to find the next person to give her a clue. when she turns a corner the runs into NMN. they both fall on the ground.
NMN: ah damnit, my head. CAN'T YOU WATCH OUT !
Kara: what, you where the one running against me.
NMN: Kara ?
Kara: yes, who are you ?
NMN: it's me NMN !
Kara: hey good to see you, but what are you doing here
NMN: uhhh i whas heading towards the FBI storage chamber, i have to find some things out about Lecter
Kara: Realy, thats interesting, i have some informants here. i'm looking for the second one, to give another message.
NMN: what for ?
Kara: way's to get close to Bush
NMN: ah good idea
Kara: i have to go now. i will see you later
NMN: alright, bye.
both run off in different way's
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meanwile at the dentist
dentist: ah Mr Smith, were done, you had one tooth that whas alittle broken off,. but nothing more everything is fixed now
smith: ah so thats what i whas feeling. Thank you doc.
dentist: your welcome. but you need to brush more
smith walks into the waiting area, and see's Freddy sitting there
smith: What are you doing here ?
Freddy: I have to see the dentist to, this one tooth of my hurts like hell
smith: ah, well your in luck this dentist one the best.
Freddy: oke. not angry anymore about this ring ?
smith: ah keep it, i'm tired of fighting. i'm going to my room and rest. Tomorow i have a date with my biggest fan.
Freddy: realy whats her name ?
Smith (with a smirk on his face): Her name is smith_fan :)
Dentist: Mr Krueger, your next.
Freddy: oke thats me, have fun tomorow
Smith: indeed i will.
smith walks out of the building, and freddy goes sit on the dentist chair.
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UT: Niva have you found Persephone yet ?
Niva: yes, she is in the great city mall
HU: a mall ? i thought she whas kidnaped
UT: mabey mero whas wrong.
HU: ok let's go. do you whant to drive or shall i ?
UT: i will drive of course :)
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oke anyone continue *UT and HU get into their vehicle of choice: the automobile, a BMW M3 to be exact. A fine piece of German engineering.*
UT: Always make sure your seatbelt is buckled, or I will not move this vehicle.
HU: Yes Ma'am.
UT: Alright, lets put this petal to the metal and hit the road, Jack!!WooHOOO!!!
HU: Uh....my name is not Jack, it is HU.
UT: Shut up and and some fun!
*UT drives as any woman drives: like a psycho. HU clutches any place he can get a grip. He silently prays to himself. After a few heart-wrenching turns and unbelievable stops, they reach the Great City Mall.*
UT: That was fun, wasn't it?
HU: Yeah, so fun, I almost shat my pants.
UT: O...K...let's see now if we can find this bitch named Persephone.
HU: She's no bitch, she's hot and sexy. Much like yourself. But more.
UT: That's heading straight for a smacked bottom, and I don't care who know it!
HU: Riiiiiight......moving on.
UT: I'll move you on....onto the morgue if you don't shut your trap.
HU: Jeez...don't get your panties in a bunch...I was just messin'
UT: Damn well better be, or my boyfriend is going to kick your motherfucking ass.
HU: Oh, and who is that?
UT: None of your business, you sonofabitch.
HU: Why? Because he can'ybeat me that's why. HA! Hilarious.
UT: I'll have you know that he can kick anyone's ass, even the all powerful HU. Gimme a break. You couln't find your way out a peanut.
*Whilst UT and HU are bickering for some unknown reason, Persephone walks by hanging out with Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Why the hell don't they have last names. Stupid Middle Earthlings.*
UT: Get your head ot of your ass for one second and look over there.
HU: Oh, very mature, 'look over there so I can run away and kick you in the shin'. Like I am going to fall for that one again.
UT: No, you tard, its Persephone with some weird looking man. Seems to me some progs got mixed in here. Cause that guy is one wacked out crackhead in his get up.
HU: Oooooooooh, you were being sincere. Like that never happens. But I will look in that general direction keeping my eye on you as well. No tricks.
*UT is already running in the direction of Persephone as HU continues to talk.*
HU: Oh fine, leave me here, see if I care. Oh, ok, I'm coming. UT, wait up!
*UT then decides to drop-kick Aragorn. She does it with finesse and grace, but laying down the ultimate hurt. HU catches up and grabs Persephone.*
UT: 'Bout time you showed up. I would much rather be working with NMN on this one. He would have been able to run faster.
HU: Sorry, I need to run a bit more. Sometimes I get a bit out of shape.
Persephone: What is zi meaning of zis outburst?
UT: Can it, honey.
HU: We need the ring that you stole from your husband.
*Aragorn gets up as he hears HU say husband*
Aragorn: You have a husband, my love?
Persephone: Yes but only by signature. He is an evil man. I hate him and love you.
Aragorn: Fuck dat, Imma the fuck outta here. Crazy psycho bitches dropkicking me is not my idea of fun. I'm goign back and hang out with Legolas.
*Aragorn leaves and only UT, HU, and Persephone remain. That's if you know how to subtract, and follow characters, of course.*
UT: Now ho, before I feel like going crazy psycho bitch on yer ass, you give the pretty boy over there the ring he wants.
HU: Pretty boy? Since when am I a pretty boy?
UT: Just accept what I call you and get the ring.
Persephone: I don't have zi ring anymore. I gave it away. To some man.
UT: You better know who.
Persephone: He said his name was something like Tyler soap man or somezing. I don't know exactly.
HU: Do you know where he is headed?
Persephone: The first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not ask questions.
UT: What the fuck is that supposed to mean. I am losing the little patience I had to begin with.
*Persephone goes catatonic.*
HU: Great. Now we have to find someone named Tyler Soap Man
UT: No you idiot. She didn't catch his last name. His first name is Tyler nd he is a soap man. Oi.
HU: Oooohhhh. I see. Where do we start?
UT: Let's see what the others are doing.
*UT picks up her phone and dials Freddy's number. She gets a busy signal. She curses the phone whikle HU covers his ears.*
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Have fun with that, people. Excellent posts!!! And NMN - You brought Fight Club into the story... I love you! (In a clearly platonic manner, of course)
UT, why don't you give me yer bio for the story and write a few pieces? It seems like me, NMN, and Freddy are the only ones writing... Haxxor quit and HU and PP seem to be MIA. Kara's been gone, too.
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Locke: What the hell happened out there, Haxxor? We lost communications with your ship days ago, and when you finally do show up, your access codes are denied by our defense systems… That is far beyond coincidental - We have never had any malfunctions in our defense system like this, ever.
*Locke is inside a medical room of the lower part of Zion. Haxxor has woken up about an hour ago. There are several machines attached to him, monitoring his conditions as he is still pretty weak.*
Haxxor: I… I’m not sure… I just don’t remember. Everything is a blur.
Locke: What about the slashes on your back? The cuts on your arms which appear to spell out “Bon Jovi 4Ever?” Those are self-induced.
Haxxor *Looking at his arm*: Yep, sure are… But… Why would I do this to myself? Unless, of course, I wasn’t myself…
Locke *Speaking to the nurse*: Has this man been tested for VD’s?
Nurse: Venereal Disease? No sir.
*A general steps into the room.*
General: Commander Locke, could I please have a word with you?
*Locke turns around and nods. He then proceeds toward the general. Their conversation is loud enough to be heard by Haxxor.*
General: Sir, we’ve received word from the Osiris… They’ve interrogated a Dr. Hannibal Lecter who has given us credible information that Agent Smith has infected Haxxor
Locke *Upset*: Smith? How the hell could that be?
General: I don't know sir, but that could explain why his access codes were rejected…
*Haxxor raises an eyebrow as he listens to their conversation. He pulls the sheet covering him up, and slowly fumbles with the cords attached to him from the machines. The nurse is occupied with some paperwork, and doesn’t notice the change in readings on the machines. Haxxor is finally free from the cords. He reaches for a scalpel on a tray on the table next to him and grabs it. He jumps up out of the bed and grabs the nurse, holding the blade to her neck.*
Locke: What the hell are you doing, Haxxor!
Haxxor: You were always too much of a pussy to enter the Matrix now, weren’t you Commander? Always hiding behind your lower ranking staff?
Locke: You’re mad… Put the scalpel down.
Haxxor: Crazy? Perhaps… I must admit though, anything would go a little nuts after being encased in this rotting piece of meat.
*Locke’s expression on his face changes as he realizes that Haxxor is indeed Smith.*
Haxxor: Yes, that’s right, Commander…
Locke: I… I thought you were deleted. How the hell did you get here? What do you want?
Haxxor: How I got here is now irrelevant - What does matter is that I am here now. All I want is what you want.
Locke: You want Outkast to stop producing music?
*Haxxor nods*
Haxxor: That and a twinkee… And if I have enough time, I want something to do with universal destruction…
*While Haxxor is speaking to Locke, the nurse grabs a frying pan which just happens to be sitting on the table she’s standing next to. She smacks Haxxor hard across the face, sending him to the ground. Locke and the general run up to Haxxor.*
Locke: Hmm… I’m guessing that red stuff coming out of his ear isn’t fruit punch…
General *with his fingers on Haxxor’s neck, checking for a pulse*: Commander… This man’s dead.
Locke: Really? Hmm… Well, I suppose we’ll have to replace his position on his ship. Why don’t you notify… Hmmm… Valasher - Yes, notify Valasher that she is the new captain of the Mjolnir. She can recruit crew members as she sees fit. And can you bring me back a glass of fruit punch? I’m getting thirsty looking at Haxxor here…
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*Several hours before UT and HU meet Persephone, in a totally different side of town within the Matrix…*
Tyler Durden *Addressing tons of loyal followers*: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. However, tonight you will become more than that... Tonight you will be given a mission that will define you. A certain someone *Glances at Persephone, who’s standing in the crowd,* has given us something that will give us a purpose. *Turns towards the narrator (Edward Norton).* Care to further explain?
*The narrator nods. One of the followers whispers to the person next to him.*
Follower1: Does he realize he’s talking to himself?
Follower2: I’m… not sure…
Narrator: Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Project Mayhem. What is Project Mayhem, you ask? Project Mayhem is our grand plan to put all those stupid little snobbish ****s in their place by doing the unimaginable: Killing that bastard named “Clay Aiken.” By picking him off, American Idol will go down the shitter. If American Idol goes down the shitter, the entire world is flushed with it. Without American Idol, these fucking bastards will be lost. Then who will they turn to? The government? I think not. Now, with this ring *Holds up the ring Persephone gave him* we will have the power to defeat Aiken.
Tyler: Right, now to lay out some ground rules. First rule of Projecct Mayhem: You do not talk about Operation Mayhem. The second rule of Project Mayhem is: You DO NOT talk about Prjoect Mayhem…
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Let's see where this takes us... Freddy walks out of the dentist building and suddenly see's Kara running by
Freddy: HEY Kara.... auw damnit my tooth. where are you going.
Kara: sorry no time, i'm looking for someone. oh yeah UT called you she needs your help !
Freddy: alright, i'll call her.
Freddy calls UT......finaly she picks up
UT: yes, who is this
FK: it's me Freddy, i heard you needed help ?
UT: YEAH I F*CKING NEED HELP. i called you a half a hour ago. where were you
FK: uhhhh wow relax woman, i whas at the dentist
UT: don't you talk back to me ! search for a man by the name Tyler, we don't have a last name but he does something with soap.
FK: hey why are you so angry. i'll look for him, whats HU doing.
UT looks at HU, that is kissing persephone's feeth.
UT: uhh i'll call you back, i have to do something.
HU: oh my darling, i'm your eternal love slave
perse: oh yes of course you are. hahaha
UT: and what the hell do you think your doing HU
HU: uhhh nothing.
perse: he's just having fun. are you jealous ?
UT: ME jealous of you. hahahaha don't make me laugh
perse: well you look jealous, you can have him if you whant
UT: well now thinking of it. the great HU is a too big *@($%!& for me. you can keep him
perse: alright, slave. were going shoping and your going to carry all the things i buy
HU: yes, my lady
persephone and HU walk into the mall again. and UT just stairs at them.
UT: men, well i'm glad i have ... hihihi
UT steps into the car again, but then see's NMN sitting behind the driver seeth
NMN: missed me ?
UT: hey, yes of course.
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Freddy is flying over the city in search of this Tyler person
FK: man if i knew some more info i would of founded him by now.
Helios: there over 2000 people in the matrix that have the name Tyler.
FK: this will take me some wile.
Helios: hummm wait i got a possible lead. i have founded a strange code on a man. it may be the ring of wind.
FK: where is it ?
helios: the main square. it's 3 mile's east of your current position. but be carefull there are alot of (angry) people there.
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oke anyone continue Hey, TINM, isn't it PROJECT Mayhem, not Operation? Whatever it doesn't matter. Just wondering. Oh and I love you too. And twins.
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*UT gets into the car that NMN is in fact driving. His reactions make him the best damn driver, but he likes to run more. HE especially loves the BMW M3.*
UT: So where are we headed?
NMN: Oh, don't know. Maybe go shoot some pool, or go laser tag.
UT: No, really, where are we headed?
NMN: Fuck if I know. I saw this car and decided to drive it. Then I saw you and pulled up and this just happened to be your car.
UT: You always know when to make me laugh.
NMN: I know how to do more than that.
UT: heheheeheheheeee....cough, excuse me, back to business.
NMN: Sho Sho. What's nizzle?
UT: Well Freddy is after Tyler whatever his name is for the wind ring, and I just left HU with Persephone. I was going to head to the county registrar and see if I can find a soap seller named Tyler and find an address.
NMN: Sounds good. Maybe we can do a little somethin' somethin' afterwards.
UT: Sounds good.
*NMN drops the clutch and floors the gas pedal. The back tires squeal and screech as he peels out. They drive off into the distance.*
*Meanwhile, Freddy is still searching for Tyler. Helios s helping, but we don't know how much odf a help that is. TINM went into the Matrix to get his favorite DVD, Fight Club. He knows not that the answers lie within.*
Helios: Maybe he has no last name, like that Aragorn guy.
Freddy: Do you ever make sense?
Helios: Sometimes, but I have to use my punctuation before it makes sense.
Freddy: Understandable. Ok, listen, could you send TINM or PP in here so I could get some help?
Helios: See here's the thing: TINM is buying a DVD somewhere, and PP is sleeping. She's a little burned out.
Freddy: From what? Doing nothing at the prison?
Helios: Pretty much, yea.
Freddy: You are no help whatsoever. I need some answers. NOW.
Helios: Ok, Ok, don't get your panties in a bunch. I think I found a lead. His name is Bob, but he has big boobs. Be careful.
Freddy: Ok, thanks for very little.
*Freddy flies towards back into the heart into the city. It pumps blood straight into his eyes.*
Freddy: Bloody heart of the city. I hate it.
*Meanwhile, TINM is trying to buy the DVD of Fight Club.*
Clerk: Umm.....sorry, sir. We cannot accept your card. We don't accept American Express.
TINM: What the hell!?!? AMEX is supposed to be accepted everywhere. What is the matter with this store. I want my Fight Club!!!
Clerk: Sir, please lower your voice. Do you have any othe card, or cash perhaps?
TINM: Why would I have another card if AMEX is suppoed to be accepted everywhere!!??
Clerk: Well, it is smart if you ever find a store that doesn't accept it.
TINM: I am not happy, but I do have some cash *under breath* bitch.
Clerk: I'm sorry, what was that last part?
TINM: Oh, I said I had an itch *under breath* slut.
Clerk: Excuse me?
TINM: I said I had a cut, jeez. Just give me my change and let me gt outta here. I am never coming back to this hellhole again.
Clerk: Good we don't want your business, asshole! Hello, miss, will that be all for you today?
*TINM walks outta the store and runs into a BIG man, with BIG breasts.*
TittyMan: Oh, I'm sorry. Will you forgive me? Please. I think I am going to cry.
TINM: Oh, please don't cry. Its no problem.
TittyMan: Oh, thank you. *He grabs TINM and hold him against his chest.* By the way, my name is Bob, what's yours?
TINM: ThereieisfhhnoMiaafjtirx
Bob: I'm sorry what was that? *He allows TINM up for air.*
TINM: ThereIsNoMatrix is my name.
Bob: Nice to meet you, TINM.
TINM: The pleasure is mine.
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Good times with this one.;) *Waves hand in front of NMN's face, trying to use his Jedi mind tricks* I did say Project Mayhem, never did I say Operation ;). That's what you get for trying to write something at 4AM. I edited it to Project. And yes, I love you, and parties, and... and twins! *Coors Light song starts up out of nowhere as tons of twins encircle me and an arm reaches out handing me a pitcher of beer.*
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*TINM can’t help but stare at Bob’s… titties. Bob is trying to say something to TINM, but TINM is stuck in that gaze. Bob is now waving his hand in front of TINM.*
Bob: Helllloo? Daydreaming there, little buddy?
TINM *Snapping out of it*: Oh uhh… Uhhh.. I’m, I’m sorry, but how did you get ummm… *Puts his hands to his chest* umm, those?
Bob: Oh, these… I’m a victim of testicular cancer… *Starts sobbing.*
TINM: Wait a tick! You! It’s you! You’re in this movie! *Holds up the Fight Club DVD he just bought.*
Bob: Heh heh, yep. That’s me.
TINM: Hmm, but if that’s you… Shouldn’t you be dead? I thought you got shot in the movie.
Bob: Oh come on now son, you should know enough… They would never shoot the actor in a movie - They only shot my stunt double.
TINM: Interesting… Perhaps you can help us.
Bob: How so?
TINM: We need to know where someone with the first name of “Tyler” is located. All we know is his first name, the fact that he sells soap, and he has a very special ring.
Bob: I wish I could help you, but… The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not talk about Project Mayhem.
TINM: C’mmmonn… For me?
Bob: I’m sorry…
*TINM pulls a nice, silver necklace out of his pocket and holds it up in front of Bob.*
TINM: Does this belong to you? I found it outside in the parking lot… Such a nice necklace, I figure it has to belong to you.
*Bob smiles and takes the necklace.*
Bob: His name is Tyler Durden. He’s busy right now, though. Him and his followers are at Fox Broadcasting Corporation right now. They’re using the ring to get to Clay Aiken.
TINM: I’m forever in your debt, Bob. Thank you so much!
*TINM pulls out his cell phone and hits speed dial 8.*
Man: Pizza Hut, how may I help you?
TINM: I’m gonna need 10 large deep-dish pizzas with everything on them sent to Fox Broadcasting Corporation, pronto!
Man: That’ll be $123.27. Should be there in 30 minutes.
TINM: Excellent.
*TINM hangs up and dials UT’s cell.*
UT: What’s up?
TINM: I got a location for Tyler. His last name’s Durden, and he’s at the Fox Broadcasting building right now.
*UT relays the info to NMN and the car screeches as NMN pulls a U-ey.*
UT: We’re on our way now.
TINM: Me too… By the way, I ordered pizza.
UT: Good man, we’ll see you there.
*TINM presses ‘end’ on his cell, and gets a three way call going with Freddy and Helios.*
TINM: Tyler’s last name is Durden and he’s at the Fox Broadcasting building. They’re trying to assassinate Clay Aiken.
Freddy: Sadistic bastard…
TINM: I’m actually for their cause.
Helios: Right, we’re sending everyone in. God knows how many of those mindless followers he has with him.
TINM: Ok, I ordered pizza.
Freddy: Awesome - I’m on my way.
Helios: I’ll get PP and the others to jack in.
TINM: Good good. Helios, I’m gonna need a ride to get there.
Helios: Sure thing, what can I conjure up for you?
TINM: ‘68 Mustang GT-500.
Helios: Nice choice. There ya go.
*The three hang up and this:
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appears before TINM. He opens the door and climbs in. A turn of the key and the engine roars to life. TINM puts it in drive and presses the pedal to the floor, screeching out of the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot.* Meep, I'm back! Well, I was never really gone, but I wasn't here....
*rambles on and on.* you get the picture. :) Anymoo, once TINM posts his bit, I'll put something up. Oh, and my motivation to write grammatically correct has utterly abandoned me, so I have a feeling I'll be righting script style. Sorry, Kara, I am bored an I felt like writing a some.
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*NMN and UT are on their way to Fox. NMN drives with skill and grace, passing answerving, making the idiots who don't know how to drive scream like little babies.*
UT: Wow, you really know how to drive. It's getting hot in here. Real hot.
NMN: Oh, hold on, let me turn on the AC for you.
UT: I mean, you are looking really hot right now.
NMN: Oooohhh, well I guess I should aim the vents at myself. Thanks, driving takes a lot of my condentration.
UT: No, you fool! *She takes NMN's head and kisses him passionately* You are fucking hot!
*NMN swerves back and forth*
NMN: Wow, that was a great kiss, but not really the best thing to do when I am driving.
UT: Sorry, but you weren't getting it. I ahte to make you understand.
NMN: Oh, I was trying to make oyu do that, but let's keep it profssional in front of everyone else. We don't want to be shoved onto different ships, and not allowed to see each other.
UT: Stupid rules.
NMN: Werd.
*NMN and UT pull up to Fox, and see a giant crowd, a large menacing crowd. The kind of crowd you see at a Clay Aiken show. A wrong crowd. More like a mob. An angry mob, with torches and pitchforks. Torches and pitchforks? What the hell?*
NMN: This crowd looks menacing.
UT: Looks more like a mob.
Narrator: I just said that. Would you idiots pay attention? Jeeeezzz. I don't get paid enough.
NMN: What's up his butt?
Narrator: You know what, you wanna take this outside pretty boy?
NMN: Yeah, I think I do. Right here right now. I'll take you down any day.
UT: You sure about this?
Narrator: Oh getting cocky? Well lets see if you like this.
*NMN gets hit with some torches and pichforks thrown from the angry menacing mob.*
NMN: Very funny, you sonofabitch.
Narrator: You want some more? Huh, ho?
UT: No he doesn't. We need to continue with the story.
Narrator: Haha, you need a woman to fight your battles. What a loser!
NMN: Ok that's it bitch!
*NMN punches me in the face, and my nose starts to bleed.*
Narrator: You broke my nose! You broke my nose!
NMN: Nobody calls me a pretty boy and gets away with it. And no, I don't need women to fight my battles. I think I handled that well. Now may we continue?
Narrator: Yes, very well.
UT: Good.
*NMN and UT walk up to TINM, Freddy, PP, and the rest of the Osiris assembly for a plan of action.*
Freddy: Howdy.
NMN: Hey Fred. So what's the plan?
TINM: Well, we decided to head in form the roof and from the back door. That way we can head of this Tyler Durden before he reaches Clay and then we can nab the ring from him.
UT: Sounds good. So who's where?
Freddy: You and NMN, and PP are going in the back. TINM is going with you, but he is going to double as Clay to draw Durden from the real Clay. Me and the others are headed to the roof.
*Everybody does a huddle. The angry menacing mob with torches and pitchforks inches closer into the building. You hear the rebels say 'Win!' and throw their hands up into the air. They go to there places.*
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I liked that one. Interesting. The downside of having the awesome ability to morph: Being able to morph into Clay Aiken. Lol, nice addition NMN. I'll have to add some more tomorrow. Freddy Hold AO by his right hand, and kobra by his left. Smith1 is holding on to freddy's neck.
Freddy: ready ?
all 3: yes
FK: oke here we go
Freddy fly's off and lands on the roof
Kobra: oke 3 windows. i'll check the last one
smith1: me and AO the middle
FK: that leave's me with the first.
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the others walk in true the back.
TINM morphs into Clay Aiken and walks true the security gate's
guard: welcome sir. who are these people
TINM: my guest. let them pass !
guard: yes sir.
the group walks true and they go to the 4th floor.
NMN: come on hurry up, i'm already upstairs
UT: few hold on, where not all super speedy
PP: ah my legs. stupid stairs. always when we need to get to the top lvl the elevators are broken
NMN: ah come on lady's we don't have all day
TINM: relax, you realy need to drink alot less coffee.
NMN: why ?
TINM: don't bother
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back on the roof
Kobra: he's here, in the room under my window !
the others walk to the window where kobra is sitting
AO: what is he doing ?
smith1: it looks like he is shooting with a waterpistol at the secretary, and |