Crew Lounge

HomoUniversalis

He walked into the bar, the noise that was supposed to go for music had forced everyone to raise their voice, but he quickly adapted to the noise. On a lone table he saw AJ, his glass of Scotch entering a critical fase: Agent Johnson slurped it up, and waved for Kara.

The attractive waitress came running in, and gave AJ another shot, unaware of the presence. If she had been suprised or startled by HU's appearance, she had hidden it well.

"It's been a while." she said, while pretending to be busy with something on her clothing.
"Too long a while." HU responded, and their eyes met.

"What shall I getcha?" she asked, her lips shut together, unable to give him what he needed the most: love. "What he has" HU nodded at AJ whose head was turning in circles, demonstrating his level of intoxication. HU did not care however, and the flavour of whiskey made him feel vivid again, a feeling he had not long experienced since he had lost his girl.

He had had the great displeasure of telling her her sister was dead by the hands of sentinels, and although her grief was great, he could not aid her in it. He had been unable to engage in a relationship and take the risk, no matter how much they had grown together. He took another sip of his scotch and slowly an image appeared to him again. Stalin6025. Her looks were amazing, and for some reason her smile reminded him of his old girlfriend, more than Kara did.

But it was not her smile that he was in love with her for. For some reason he was attracted to the mysterious woman who had just recently been assigned under captain Xerihut, one of the best captains of the fleet. In his heart he felt both reassured and dissapointed. On one hand he was glad that she was in the hands of such a capable captain, on the other hand he missed going on missions with her.
The choice however, was not his to make, he tought as he emptied the glass, and Kara came to fill it again.

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Sorry if I got carried away ;)

Mr U

Agent_Johnson

I'm hammered, can sombody drive me home?*hiccup*

AlmightyOne

sure just give me the keys...what you lost them oh hell no. buuuuuurrrrp! wow that was a big one.

Agent_Johnson

Who took my keys,*hiccup* I want my keys.*hiccup*

Don't worry 'bout it. I'll hotwire your ride in no time..

Uh, anyone want to buy some keys? ;)

Freddy Krueger

You losed your key's AGAIN with poker. you need to stop playing it.

Kara, give me some coke please.

freddy sits next to HU. that is laying on the table crying about his lost love
Freddy: come on, it isn't so bad. you'll find that special person (again) some day

Kara

*serves up the ordered drinks. plucks the keys from PP's table and tosses them over her shoulder to AJ, who dives for them and completely misses them, knocking over several chairs and a couple tables.*

i amazed you have yet to pass out AJ...

Agent_Johnson

It takes alot to get me buzzed, and it takes ALOT to take me out.
*AlmightyOne picks him up and they leave the bar, as they leave, Kara knows in the back of her mind that AJ and AO will be back tomorrow with the same antics*

tHe aRcHeItEcT

Cool. Since everybody is drunk, I'll help myself to their wallets, Kara; a sherly temply to go please:) ......

Kara

*hands archeitect his drink.*

better run fast, i think some of them can still move....

*winks.*

I know I'm officially jacked in right now, but could someone be so kind as to pour a little sake down my mouth and wipe me chin?

*EDIT* Luc was right I look just like her when I dye my hair blond.

HomoUniversalis

Hmmm... That image made me wonder what Operators do when their members are jacked in, and the Operator has nothing to do...

My interpretation, by the way, had little to do with sake :p.

Is your hair dyed blond, UT?

Oh, Kara, two bottles of Sake, on the double! :p

Mr U

Freddy Krueger

Drinks for every one (tHe aRcHeItEcT pay's for them)

Kara

*gets HU his 2 bottles of sake and begins taking orders upon freddy offering up archeitect to pay for them.*

I know what they do when the others are jacked in!! They raid UTs bloody vodka and sake damnit.

*yes HU, I'm a natural blond but I have dyed it platinum again lol)*

Haxxor

I need three bottles of Southern Comfort, and two bottles of Vodka. That's so UT can be drunk whilst in the matrix as well.

Oh, and I'll have a bottle of your most strongest alcohol,
along with a Dr. Pepper for my designated driver.

Put it all on my tab that I have just started.

OMG lol. I'll be swinging my blade and making sushi out of those damn agents Hax. And make mine a triple IV of southern Kara please while Hax is shouting.

Freddy Krueger

Give me some Blood. make it fresh ;)

J/K just give some BEER.

DPD

Originally posted by Haxxor
I need three bottles of Southern Comfort, and two bottles of Vodka. That's so UT can be drunk whilst in the matrix as well.

Oh, and I'll have a bottle of your most strongest alcohol,
along with a Dr. Pepper for my designated driver.

Put it all on my tab that I have just started.

Dr. Pepper + So Co = Dr. Comfort, which is still a little too sweet. Try substituting the Jim Beam and that shit is on-point. In any event, gimme a Phillie Blunt so I can get to rollin'

Agent_Johnson

gimme a Phillie Blunt so I can get to rollin'

And a banana cognac biatch!

Kara

*gets everyone there drinks and UT her, ummm.... iv?*
lol

Niva

Give a Purple Motherfucker, if u don't know it by that name. U may know it by this one Purple Passion....

Originally posted by Kara
*gets everyone there drinks and UT her, ummm.... iv?*
lol

Can we make an exeption just this once? Please? Hell wheel me in and give me the damn IV. I've got writers block and intel that needs a shootin'

Ok, that's just the drink talkin......I love you man......

Freddy Krueger

lol Kara is a girl :p

another round of beer please

MacLeod

My first visit in here: hope you don't mind I make it a story!

Kara comes up to me as I pick my seat. I'm not very easily found in the Lounge, but I'm regular in my timings. She flicks her sweat-congealed hair back and smiles at me.
"Hey....silent cowboy. What'll it be? The usual?"
I nod, smiling appreciatively. 'Bailey's' would not be a very respect-inducing drink when spoken aloud. She goes off, and I'm alone with my thoughts.
I stare at my hand again. It's real Mac, no doubt about it. Or, I might actually be someone else, merely typing into a story about how my hand hurts. Bah....in that case, who cares? I'm here, barely alive, and I'm here to celebrate that.
She arrives fast enough, with the drink on a large cup. She passes it to me and I frown as I spot the lack of condensation on it. She looks apologetic, and doesn't move away just yet, busy though she is.
"Sorry. I had to grab one already poured - business is too great to handle orders as they come. Maybe I'll give you another later hun? On the house?"
She waits for me, and I decide to down a mouthful before replying. I immediately regret it: liquid fire scalds my throat as it pours down. I gasp for breath and all but collapse on the table as she picks it up and takes a whiff.
"Oh my God...I'm so sorry! It's Whisky, for Jacob over there...oh my God are you alright?"
I gasp an affirmative and a weak "I'm a MacLeod anyway; I'm supposed to take Scotch", then wave the concerned bartender away.
My previous thought came to mind as I watch the mug and its potent contents. Maybe we're all in another matrix after all; that this feeling I have is just a figment of my imagination again...
And so I take a deep breath, calming my mind...

...And then collapse into another minute of helpless gasping and retching.
Well, that takes care of that idea.
I look around the crowded joint for awhile, taking in the atmosphere, then push the mug guiltily away. I toss a few coins down, then leave the bar quietly.
....There's got to be something left in the Caduceaus to finish up...

Niva

Hey where my drink????

Kara

*slides niva the drink and begins to pour more drinks.*

(lol either UT is reeeaaaally drunk or she was talkin' to someone else.)

Freddy Krueger

Originally posted by Kara
*slides niva the drink and begins to pour more drinks.*

(lol either UT is reeeaaaally drunk or she was talkin' to someone else.)

you never know ;)

another vodka please

AlmightyOne

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger

another vodka please

ahhh that sounds good my capitan...a drink to the greatest ship the Osirus.

Kara

*hands freddy and AO their vodkas.*

plenty more where that came from...

Mac you must have ispiration coming out of your ears! By the deities I envy your ability. Now I'm shoutin' as I've just recieved a physical by my ships medic, and I'm in a particularly happy mood!

Drinks on ME!

Freddy Krueger

oke because UT is paying, give me from all your drinks something :)

HomoUniversalis

UT gave a round. HU sat still motionless in the dark corner, his eyes flashing from visitors, his gaze, however, ever returning to the beautiful young woman sitting by the bar. Her beauty was a thorn in his side, as it seemed to drain his energy, courage and power. HU took another sip of the 80% alcohol drink, and looked back at the beautiful young woman. With new-found strength, he stood up, his drink in his hand, a small stip of light shining on his eyes, who were now spread wide open as he slowly, purposefully approached her.

"Hey, there!" she spoke unto him. HU nodded his head slightly and place the drink on the bar before him.

"How does a lady of such stature come to a bar of these likes?" HU asked.

She smiled, revealing even more of her astounding beauty, and she answered with a simple, "A small red pill." Her lips moved up and down, revealing her shining white teeth. HU was enthralled by them, as the moved up and down, how they touched each other in a beauty only poets could describe. That day he witnessed perfection itself..

Someone pushed him, "Now do you want that drink or not?". Hesitatingly, HU moved his head and looked at the smiling face of UT. For a moment he considered picking up the glass and carving his name in her face, but he soon recovered from his homicidal tendencies and nodded. He turned around, and was shocked to see she had gone. He drank the glass, and left the bar, afraid it had all been a dream, and hoping that his bed would tell him she had been true, and that there was still hope for his heart.

Mr U

LOL. You've got a set on you HU, I'll give you that much. Geezz, will you just hurry up and ask the woman out already!!!!

Put us all out of our misery ;)

Freddy Krueger

Don't be so shy HU's as her out

DPD

Barkeep...I'll take a 5th of Jagermeister and a shot glass. Now...who else wants ta fux wit the Jager?

Kara

*gets DPD his order.*

I dunno who you're drooling over HU, but ask her out already! Or I'll have to kick you out of my bar for stalking the poor woman.

*winks.*

Valasher

HU, this isn't an erotica bar... tsk tsk...

Now tell us who the girl was.

NMN

You don't know by now? tsk...tsk...
Hummm......let's think about this one for a minute.

DPD

Why it was...ah fuck it, I can't see that far...who's up to hit the pirate glass (8oz. shot) fulla Jager?

Don't look at me dude, I thought you left an hour ago. What the hell are you doing under the table DPD? Go on, get some rest. Bloody drunks.

Freddy Krueger

hehe i got a pirate movie (4 dvd's long) the they speak italian in the movie. but gladly the subtitels are dutch :)

it's a good movie.

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I think i know who it is.
It's ..... *get's knocked out by HU with a face as red as a tomato*

MacLeod

I walk past HU, strolling out of the bar with his head practically screwed on backwards the way he keeps looking at someone within. A brief glance tells me why.
I sit down in a quiet corner, and in a flash Kara is at my side; the punctuality possibly in part due to the earlier....embarrassment. I smile up at her, look around....then ask for the strongest Nu'er Hong she has...and I know she does. She arches her eyebrows, but the faraway look in my eyes seems to explain things for her. She nods, then leaves me to my peace. For that, I am grateful, for this time I'm not here simply to relax. This time, I want to forget.
I stare around at the noisy barroom, then glance down at the empty seat beside me. The noise fades away, and I can almost hear another's pick up....the slight laughter, the strong, confident voice, the sharp humour at any joke. The voice of the woman in my life. I even remember when I had asked her out for our first date...to be my stead. Ah, how long it has been.
I miss her. I miss the times we spent in here, taking missions and chilling out together. The heartfelt conversations we shared, the stories we swapped....I can't help but be enveloped, sentimental as I am, in the old days. So much so that I didn't quite register the mug of strong-smelling alcohol placed in front of me. When I did however, UT had already stepped in and helped pay the confused Kara. She sits opposite me, her head in her hands, a little tipsy as well, but much more sober after having seen me...and recognised the look in my eyes. I drink a sip, and fight to hold my composure under the strong drink. I can almost feel the brain cells die.
Good.
She smiles, slightly. It is a bitter one. "You shouldn't drink what you can't handle, kiddo. Cheer up Mac. She's just busy with Council work. She tells me she's been trying to get some time with us."
I nod. "I know. It's just...I miss her, Sis. The nights, the missions....they're getting so much harder to bear. D'you remember the time we worked together on the Nautilus? How we freed O2? I miss those times..."
She looks down. "Yeah. Yeah those days. With Jake, and Backdoor. Sight, and....." Her eyes grow distant. "...Sight. Old Sight." She looks up again, but this time it's at Kara.
"...Gimme another of what he's having, will you honey?"

...And so we sit together, two sad and nostalgic survivors of an age past, and drink ourselves to a tomorrow we never expect to see.

HomoUniversalis

I walked into the bar. For some strange reason people looked up at me, and I advanced to a less crowded area of the bar. I was about to sit down at a small table, when I suddenly noticed Mac from the edge of my eye. It felt strange that two old friends would have to sit so far away.

I set down, and Mac looked up. For a split second he looked dissapointed that I had taken Kara's seat, but he immediately hid it, or perhaps he did appreciate his company. "Ey old mate." I said to him, and Mac smiled to me. I rubbed my hands through my face: The warmth of the bar was overwhelming. When finally I looked back at the table, I saw Kara stood next to me. "Give me the best of tlhIngan, you have." I said to Kara, and she seemed to hesitate on the strange request. She walked to the bar nevertheless and after a few silent minutes returned with an iron cup filled with the gorgeous bloodwine. I took the sides of the cup and held it before my eyes. I closed them, and focused on the moment. Than, in one large go, I drank empty the Cup, the heavy liqour burning it's way to my stomach. I put down the Cup with renewed power and courage, and I looked at my back.

And as if Destiny was playing a game with me, there she stood. She had just walked into the bar, and already her beauty had distracted most from their usual drinking. She looked to the side, and our eyes briefly met.
"Aye, HU, she's a pretty lass." Mac said, and I stood up, and slowly walked towards the woman of my dreams. As if she had felt me walking towards her, she turned and faced me. She greeted me with a smiley and took my hand, leading me to an even darker part of the tavern.

I moved a chair backwards, allowing her to sit. She crossed her legs, facing one direction. My heart started to beat faster at the non-verbal sign for mutual attraction and the desire to...mate.
"So, can I buy you a drink?" I asked. Her gaze met mine, and we looked upon each other, a connection like none other before.
"I'll take a Bleepy Mary." she said, her tongue moving over her upper teeth.
"And you?" a voice next to me asked, and I was startled to see Kara had been standing there for quite a while.
"Then I'll have a Bleep. Shaken not stirred". I said, and she left to prepare the cocktails.

After a few minutes Kara returned with the two drinks, and we drank our drinks, slowly, a celebration of the love we had met in each others eyes, a ritual of mating about to unfold.

To be continued... :D

Mr U

Niva

It's my damn birthday today. Give me my drink. N u know what it is, lol. U better know it, lol.....

Kara

*slides Niva the drink and works her way around the bar, handing out the orders.*

So, I was thinkin'--

*someone mutters, laughing* that's new... *a few people chuckle as Kara flicks a towel at the man, snapping him in the nose.*

--what I was saying is that I think we need to have a party. A belated grand-opening or something, I dunno... any ideas?

Valasher

Niva are you serious?!

Happy Birthday Niva!!!

:birthday: :party: :crazy:

NMN

I shall follow suit with Val here

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIVA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIVA HONEY!!!!!

And a many many more to ya ;)

Now let's drink to that kiddies w0000t

ThereIsNoMatrix

Feliz cumpleanos a ti!

Er... uhh, Happy Birthday! Damn spanish birthday song... It was someone's birthday in my Spanish class today too - Had to sing Happy Birthday in spanish and I still haven't gotten the tune out of my head.

While I'm at it, Happy 25th Anniversary to my parents!

AlmightyOne

Drinks On Me For Niva's Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIVA!

MacLeod

Hey hey...what a way to celebrate! A Happy Birthday, Niva yeh old warrior yeh! :D Normal font fer me.

Freddy Krueger

Let's all sing for niva (wile drinking beer)

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday. happy birthday. hoera :birthday: :party:
(lol i can't sing)

UT watched with FK as the crew of the Osiris and the Caduceus tried to get Niva to open her presents all at once (They have them in Zion? If not then they do now!)

UT could tell there was something on her mind, making her a little saddened however, and made a mental note to gently ask her after the party if she was ok. Suddenly her eyes caught a figure standing at the entrance to Karas, it was their dear friend Hitman. She hollared for him to join, and as soon as people heard his name being called over the already loud din in the bar started running over to meet him.

Mac: Man, I'm so glad you're back and safe. You look well.
Hitman: Believe me, it's good to be back. That was a little to long a stay up there.
UT: I know it's been a short stay here, but we're heading back up. If you want to join us you know we are always here for you.
Hitman: Mmmmm, let's see......HELL YEAH

Macs mind wanders off briefly at another who has been gone far too long, and he wishes with all his heart she too will return soon, just as Hitman has. He sighed and walked over to the bar.

Mac: Kara! I'm buying the next round! Here's to wishes everyone!

Kara

*begins handing, sliding and tossing, to some of the more drunk daredevils, their drinks.*

Happy birthday Niva!

Niva

Thaks guys, no just do me favor. Lets get drunk n have a good time...Because soon we'll be off on a mission.
Mac, missed u.
Hitman, its damn good to see u.

For the rest of the night. They all sat around, had drinks n had a good time. A good time that they haven't has in a long time...A few faces missing but know that they r there in their hearts.

Hell, I'll drink to that girl! Cheers to ya. You heard the woman. Let's get rat arsed w0000000000000000t!

My turn for a round!

Freddy Krueger

Let's all sing 1000 bottle's of beer on the wall. i'll start
1000 bottle's of beer on the wall, 1000 bottle's of beer. you take one down and you have 999 bottle's of beer on the wall :p

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Freddy get's up again (I whas knocked down by HU) and looks around. he see's even more people in the bar. some face's he knows others are new.
Kara: everything alright Freddy ?
Freddy: yeah, can you tell me where HU is i have a present for him ?
Kara: ummmm he is over there.
Freddy: thank you *i trow some coins on the bar towards kara*

HU: hey Freddy, sorry about the punch. i whas just messing around
Freddy: so am i
Freddy punches HU off the table and then jumps on him. the 2 start fighting

UT: FIGHT !!!
AO: EVERY ONE JOIN IN :party: :mf:

everyone in the bar starts fighting. chairs are being trown but they stay off the bottle's
TINM walks towards Kara
Kara: first fight in my bar
TINM: ah but hey, we are staying off the bottle's

then NMN grabs TINM by his hair and pulls him into the fight.
Niva and UT are wresteling on some table's. wile macleod and hitman are arm wresteling.

Valasher

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
Let's all sing 1000 bottle's of beer on the wall. i'll start
1000 bottle's of beer on the wall, 1000 bottle's of beer. you take one down and you have 999 bottle's of beer on the wall :p

You forgot to pass it around. ;)

Hitman

Hitman stops arm wrestling Mac, and points to where UT and Niva are wrestling. They both go watch, grinning from ear to ear. "It's good to be home," Hitman smiles broadly. "NIVA! Happy Birthday baby!" he shouts, to which Niva briefly smiles and goes back to wrestling UT.

Freddy Krueger

Then suddenly a large group of Zion Guards run in, and start breaking the fighting people apart. :cop:

1 guard pushes UT to the ground, but get's knocked down himself by Freddy who hitted him with a chair.
some more guards run towrds freddy but get tackled by HU and Hitman.
Freddy: you oke UT
UT: yeah, now who pushed me ?
freddy: this guy
guard: oooohhh shit.
UT: take this ..... and that *UT starts smacking the guard around the bar*

Kara: PEOPLE, PEOPLE please stop fighting, your destroying the bar.
Niva just trows a guard true the window when kara say's that
Niva: oeps sorry
Mac: niva watch out behind you

2 guards grab niva from behind and start pushing and pulling her out of the bar. but then macleod and AlmightyOne jump on the 2 guards that are holding Niva
Niva: thx for that

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after some time, more and more guards run into the bar

ThereIsNoMatrix

*Two drunks stand off to the side by a jukebox. One of them is Chris Farley, whose nose was bitten off by a Saigon whore.*

Random Drunk: Looks like the fight's about to get bigger... You playing something good?

Farley *At the top of his lungs*: HELL YA! ROLLING STONES - STREET FIGHTERS!!! G-SSSSEEEEVVVVVVVVVOOOOONNN! *Shakes his head vigorously as he says "Seven."*

Random Drunk: You just hit G-8...

*A frightened look grows on both of the men's faces as Jimmy Buffet's "If you like pina coladas" starts playing as background music to the fight.*

Kara

I really didn't want to do this...

*shakes head and leans out the bar door.*

oh, ABIE!!!

*a large man walks in, surveys the scene and looks at Kara.*

abie: So, what do you want me to do?

Kara: what you did to, lets see.... kirby, hack, void, and ereth.

abie: ok.

*abie walks over to the fight and begins to lift people up and throwing them in different directions. freddy, he sends flying into the pool table knocking all the pool balls off. AO finds himself headfirst in the toliet (yes there is one.:P)*

kara: thanks abie.

abie: no problem.

OOC: abie is a dear friend of mine. his backstory is that he is an exile with super human powers, mostly strength.

stalin6025

Hmm.. what a wonderful idea... Free Drinks all round, on Stalin! :P

I'll take a vodka on ice thanks.
Oh, and NMN..

Happy 18th Pinky :D !

Hitman

Hitman buys NMN a round, in the midst of the bar fight. "Happy birthday bro...enjoy while you can...we're getting shipped out in a bit," Hitman says, ducking a flying chair. He turns and walks out of the bar to get some fresh air...well, as fresh as it gets in Zion, anyway.

Freddy Krueger

is it NMN's birthday ? HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

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Freddy get's up again from the pool table and starts trowing the balls at guards. but then see's that kara has called the man that trew him on the pool table.
Freddy: hummm i could trow a ball at him. but hey he is just following orders :p

HU: ALL HEIL KING HomoUniversalis !
HU jumps from of the table he is standing on, and thinks that the crowd will catch him, so he can crowd surf.
but every one jumps away, and he falls flat on the ground.

some people start to laugh
Kara: abie !, can you help that man up and out of here. he has enough drinks for 1 day.
abie: alright.

Abie picks HU up and trows him out of the bar. some guards pick him up and drag him to his room.

Kobra and smith1 starts tackling everyone that stands infront of them.

NMN

Thanks stalin, Hitman, and Freddy. I'll drink to that!!

Valasher

Pinky... lol.

Happy Birthday NMN!!!

:party: :crazy: :birthday: :cool:

ThereIsNoMatrix

18 eh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NMN!

Kara

Happy Birthday, NMN!!! and let's hope there are many more to come! :birthday:

OOC: Matrix: Rebooted has part.... um.... whatever part we were on, up.

ThereIsNoMatrix

Matrix: Rebooted? Kara, are you part of that thread over at MFN?!

Kara

huh? the matrix: rebooted here at MM. it's the multi-author one... me, reddfox, 01-rebel, Neo's_Son, and Freddy are writing it.... (sorry if i forgot anyone!)

ThereIsNoMatrix

Oh lol, I haven't checked the fan fic section here in ages... Funny though, I post in a thread called "The Matrix: Rebooted" over at MFN.

AlmightyOne

Iam back Kara and iam dying for a drink hit me with a cocktail and as before keep'em coming. oh hey TINM what you been up to havent talked to you in a while, notice anything different about me?

Hit me with a loaded IV will you Kara. Cheers hon.

ThereIsNoMatrix

AO: You seem to have morphed into some sort of anime character who goes by the illustrious nickname "Mr. Kung Fu?"

AlmightyOne

why that is correct TINM glad you noticed why dont i buy you a drink just for doing so. what will it be?

ThereIsNoMatrix

I feel like burning my insides - Gimme a shot of Everclear, 190 proof alcohol.

stalin6025

Well, I've just woken up, and being the alcoholic I am... A White Russian thanks K :D

*Kara turns her back to mix the cocktail, and stalin6025 leans over the bar and steals a bottle of vodka, Kara turns back around and doesn't suspect a thing... heh heh*

NMN

Share some clepto? Good, thanks. Kara won't believe me when I say I bob.

Valasher

The Dude drinks white russians... stalin are you The Dude?

NMN

Oh, Val, bringing up that old thread where she said the Matrix was government propaganda and everyone thought she was a dude. You should be ashamed. Severe emotional shock came out of that thread.

Kara

you can have the vodka. it's free anyway, though no one seems to understand that. hey, more money for me.

*kara winked as she spotted the empty spot where the vodka had dissapeared from.*

i read that thread. it got me utterly confused before i came to my senses.

*:D*

Valasher

No, I mean THE DUDE (from The Big Lebowski).

NMN

Oh, I know what you were talking about. I was trying to get a rise outta you. For shit and giggles, that's all.

Freddy Krueger

after some time, every one is too tired to fight. and they all start drinking with each other

tHe aRcHeItEcT

Dont you mean they started drinking each other?.........:D .....

stalin6025

Originally posted by Valasher
The Dude drinks white russians... stalin are you The Dude?

LOL, You've caught me out Val :rollseyes:

I prefer White russians then Black russians, but, hey, an alcho's, and alcho.

Freddy Krueger

are you a member of the rusian mafia stalin ? ;)

*UT is wheeled out of the bar by her crew who are all wondering who wheeled her in here to begin with while she's still jacked in and currently on a mission....For that matter so is NMN LOL*

Freddy Krueger

UT get's dragged out by NMN and TINM

Freddy: i had enough drinks today, i'm going to my room
Kara: ah well, see you tomorow
AO: ah come on freddy, stay alittle longer
freddy: nah i'm to tired

freddy leave's the bar and goes to his room

NMN can't wheel me out FK, he's jacked in too!! LOL. Ok, enough drinking for you tonight!

ThereIsNoMatrix

Sleep walking perhaps, UT? If it's even possible when yer jacked in lol.

stalin6025

Stalin sits down and laughs histerically at UT, NMN trying to get dragged out whilst being plugged in.

"Get outta here ya' drunks"

*Skulls down her White Russian*

NMN

Could that be an innueno for something?

Originally posted by stalin6025
Stalin sits down and laughs histerically at UT, NMN trying to get dragged out whilst being plugged in.

"Get outta here ya' drunks"

*Skulls down her White Russian*

*UT chants as she's being wheeled out to Stalin "Skull Skull Skull! w00000t hic....hic...*

Freddy Krueger

Freddy looks down (towards kara's bar) and see's UT getting weeled out by some people (don't know who is weeling her out now)

Freddy: man is she drunk or what. hic wow lol almost falled down
UT: hic up (lol) hey freddy wanna weel me out also
Freddy: nah i see those people are doing a fine job there

AlmightyOne

AO walks right passed UT being weeled out, looks up and see's freddy.

Freddy: whats up AO ( freddy drops his glas over the lege. ) look out below.

AO: nothing just going to get a few drinks and head back to the ship.

Freddy: sounds good see ya later. BUURRRRP!

stalin6025

Originally posted by UltimateTrinity
*UT chants as she's being wheeled out to Stalin "Skull Skull Skull! w00000t hic....hic...*

*Stalin bursts out laughing at UT's chants, so hard, that the White Russian Cocktail spurts out from her nose*

Dammit, I hate *hic* when that happ- *hic* ens.

Freddy Krueger

when stalin whants to take another drink, someone pushes her against her shoulder. the White Russian Cocktail splashes over her face and pants.

she jumps up and looks behind her. Valasher stands behind her laughing.
stalin: why did you do that ?
valasher: thought it would be fun

kara walks towards them *so whant another drink ?*
valasher: yes give me some vodka
stalin: i will have another White Russian Cocktail

Kara

here you go...

*slides the drinks down the bar to thier owners.*

Freddy Krueger

freddy: lol this place seems empty. no one here
Kara: yeah, almost everyone is on a mission. or hasn't reported in :(
Freddy: i will keep you company
kara: but aren't you also on a mission ?
Freddy: oeps yeah, forgot. sorry kara mabey next time

freddy disapears, and is back on his ship

kara sits there behind the bar. waiting for someone to come in. :eek:

Eon

Eon, newly recruited, sits down at the bar next to Kara. Ordering a Tequila Sunrise. Wow, I thought this place would be packed.

Freddy Krueger

Kara: yeah one half of all the people are on a mission and the other half, hasn't reported in for quite some time.
eon: well let's drink to us then

suddenly both see HU sitting in a dark corner reading his favorite book http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/funny/readpb.gif

Kara: wow HU since when are you here
HU: ah some time now

Eon

Cheers Kara.

*Looks puzzled at HU* Never noticed you there mate. Make yourself known to the world. What are you reading *Looks closely at the cover* Ah I see...porno...good for you.

stalin6025

Who needs porn when you got a pub full of drunk aussies?? :p

NMN

Originally posted by stalin6025
Who needs porn when you got a pub full of drunk aussies?? :p

Mind if I get drunk with you?

Eon

Not at all mate *gestures at an empty seat*

Freddy Krueger

Originally posted by stalin6025
Who needs porn when you got a pub full of drunk aussies?? :p

damn finaly stalin come's here. and i'm on a mission :p

Eon

You could always go AWOL

ThereIsNoMatrix

Lol, the captain of the ship goes AWOL... Why not?

Kara - A round of beers for everyone, as NMN attends his graduation ceremony tonight.

Freddy Krueger

lol why not. drinks all around :D

Kara

*hands out drinks quickly.*

*to Eon* yeah, freddy pretty much said it all. and then there's some who are recruited and are waiting... cough...

YEEEESSSSS!!!! School is over and summer's here! ...ahem... sorry. :D

NMN

Thanks, TINM. I'll drink to that. School is out, for a long summer.

ThereIsNoMatrix

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.

Eon

TINM I couldn't agree more, I am so damn sick of school, exams, tests, oucomes and who knows what else. Cheers everyone.

Freddy Krueger

In the clasroom i had Math in. there whas alittle sign that said (well it's in dutch, but i will typ it in english here of course)
Don't make the teachers mad, there already mad enough
(and mad isn't angry, but crazy)

LOL. We had one in the teachers lounge though it read 'don't make the students mad, and don't look for spit bombs but guns!'

That one was a very rough school though I taught in, very rough indeed.

Now I need to get cyber drunk! Hit me with some of your strongest Kara, I need to get rat arsed ;)

Kara

*slides UT's drink to her.*

one teacher of mine had a poster on her desk that said: "don't piss me off. i teach." everyone thought it was the damm funniest thing a teacher could put up, especially since the school "prohibits swearing".

Freddy Krueger

give me some coke please

AlmightyOne

Make that two kara. Whats up freddy how are you doing? Oh you know what I just thought of...is that our clown mission isn't finished yet and there are still clowns running around out there. So what do you say we go finish it?

I need to get some coffee in me stat! Kara honey please make it dark and strong....like my men.

So what's this I hear about those clowns? I would love to try my hand and add to your mission. If that's ok with you pair of course.;)

ThereIsNoMatrix

I think I speak for the whole crew (and if I'm not, then I'll just say it anyways) - We'd love to have you guys hop in... It's sort of a dwindling mission after all.

AlmightyOne

That's right UT what TINM said and any time to. By the way hows that coffee there? And Kara could you start handing me some blackberry schnapps please.;)

Kara

*dishes out the orders and brews a cup of coffee for herself.*

Hey, I might drop in, too, if you guys don't mind...

ThereIsNoMatrix

Go for it, in fact you can take my place. I'll swap with you and run the bar. Just know that there are... ummm.. leprechauns... yes... leprechauns that steal money from the cash register and alcohol. I'll do my best to fend off these rabbid demons, but I can't guarantee anything ;).

Freddy Krueger

Kara of course you may join in. with the clown killing
and UT (and your crew) you also may join in

HomoUniversalis

"So TINM, you holding the bar?" HU asked as he came in. "One straight vodka, no rocks." He ordered and sat down. He looked around the bar, searching for old friends. His eyes fell on UT. He stood up, while TINM handed him his drink. "Hey UT." HU said, and sat next to her.
"Hey, HU. How are you today?" she asked. "Better than ever, you?"
"You are bad at small talk, HU. What do you want?" she said, and turned at him. Their eyes met, and HU sighed. "I want a mission, UT. And I know you can arrange it."

"It's not my place to deny you or give you a mission, HU. But I don't need to tell you that."

"Cut the crap, UT. We both know that you have been preventing me from going on a mission. I am asking you for an opportunity for me and my crew to prove ourselves."

"That's the problem, right there. You don't have a crew. Your operator functions as operator, councilor, member, pilot, medic. It's nuts, HU. If anything happens to either you or SF, who will take over? Sm4113r? He has a great future ahead, but he couldn't fly a ship if Zion depended on it. It's a bad idea, HU. You know that, and I know that."

"I didn't ask for your opinion, or your insights. I asked you for a mission." HU spoke, and UT agitation grew. "You know what, you can have your mission. But don't trust me to come saving you if you fuck up, which I know you will."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence. Have one on me." HU said, nodding at the tequila in front of UT and he left.

"Bastard." she said as he emptied te glass in his throad, put it on the bar and left.

Mr U

NMN

Good times, HU. I'll drink to that rousing conversation you two had.

NMN wakled up to UT as HU got up and went to another part of the Lounge.
"What was tht about?" NMN asked with a hin of unwanted curiousity.
"Oh, the little bitch wanted a mission. I said it wasn't my job to give him on and he told me to cut the crap. Now nobody tells me to cut the crap. He was being a huge bastard."

NMN sensed the disgruntledness of UT's words. "Right, well, you get drunk now, and I'll be over there with stalin6025. As soon as you get a little tipsy, meet us over there." He pointed to the booth where stalin6025 was sitting, waitng for NMN to come back.

"Ok, hon. I need the drinks."

Kara

"Nice try TINM." Kara winked and poured NMN his order. "Evil leprechuans, sure. Are they in cahoots with the evil attack chickens?"

ThereIsNoMatrix

TINM nodded at Kara. He then looked down to the floor and sighed... 'I almost had the entire supply of Zion's alcohol in my hands if it wasn't for that meddling bar keeper and her little dog, too. Ah well, soon, the day shall be mine... Soon...' TINM silently thought to himself.

Freddy Krueger

suddenly TINM see's a baseball bat flying towards him, it hits him right against his face

when he get's up again, his nose is bleeding heavily.
TINM: arggh goddamnit, who did that
then he see's kara standing behind the bar holding a bloody baseball bat
Kara: haha, i heard you. no one messes with my bar. and my alcohol !
TINM: oh you wait, i'll get you one of these day's and your little dog too

kara: what are you talking about, i don't have a dog. no one in ZION has a dog
TINM: ah i just find it sounding cool
kara: just order a drink

Kara

-_-"

Right. Like I would ever do that, Freddy.

*gives TINM a free drink.*

See? I nice. You bad. Everyone happy. :p

Freddy Krueger

ooooohhh you. wait until you fall asleep. i'll get you in your dreams
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/u7.gif

Originally posted by NMN
Good times, HU. I'll drink to that rousing conversation you two had.

NMN wakled up to UT as HU got up and went to another part of the Lounge.
"What was tht about?" NMN asked with a hin of unwanted curiousity.
"Oh, the little bitch wanted a mission. I said it wasn't my job to give him on and he told me to cut the crap. Now nobody tells me to cut the crap. He was being a huge bastard."

NMN sensed the disgruntledness of UT's words. "Right, well, you get drunk now, and I'll be over there with stalin6025. As soon as you get a little tipsy, meet us over there." He pointed to the booth where stalin6025 was sitting, waitng for NMN to come back.

"Ok, hon. I need the drinks."

LMFAO. Oh man that's the stuff. HA.

UT grabs the baseball bat and starts to swing wildly.

UT:Take that all of ya! The commonweath reigns supreme. Now who else wants to bastardise the Kings English with their Americanised Zs?

Karas bar fell silent, and everyone turned to face the rat-arsed UT. After seeing how drunk she was they all turned back to what they were doing. NMN and Stalin grabbed an arm each and rolling their eyes dragged her out of Karas.

UT: Yeah I thought so. None of you! HA. Take that.

As she went to put the bat down, it accidentally flew out of her hands, across the room and out the back window, accidentaly whacking HU in the back of the head as he was taking a leek outside. He fell face first on the ground.

UT: OOOPS! hehehe. OI HU! Your first mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get up off the floor by tommorrow morning!

NMN: You know, if I keep giving the old bird free drinks we're never gonna see any action!

Stalin: I know, I know...

Eon

*Eon sits laughing at the antics going on around her as she is sitting, downing a few shots her drink, at the other end of the barhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_3.gif *

Hitman

Hitman joins Eon at the bar. "Ridiculous in here, isn't it?" Hitman says with a smirk. "I love casual Fridays..." Eon just stares at Hitman. "What? Do I have something on my teeth?" Eon stares some more. "I took a bath after we got back from that mission...I shouldn't smell funny..." Eon stares at him some more. "OK, OK...Hint taken....Kara, another round for the lady!" Eon slaps herself in the forehead. Hitman shrugs and does the same.

lol you guys!

Meanwhile, UT manages to sneak away from NMN and Stalin as they're 'in dispose' and runs back to the direction of karas, only to trip over HU on the way. After the pair wake up (and try to forget the fact they were passed out in full veiw of passersby) they both end up going back to the bar for a drinking frenzy. ---->> me hehe http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_7_3.gif

*if I wasn't in the middle of making my own eon, I'd be using this as our new emoticon*

Eon

Its a great one isn't it.

*Eon skulls back the next round care of Hitman* Cheers mate, but there is something on your teeth *points at his front tooth* right there, see.

DPD

*DPD pulls up a chair next to Hitman and Eon*

Hey, it's people I actually like. Join me in a few rounds of beers and shots? Barkeep! Booze!

ThereIsNoMatrix

Originally posted by Kara
-_-"

Right. Like I would ever do that, Freddy.

*gives TINM a free drink.*

See? I nice. You bad. Everyone happy. :p

You handing me free drinks is just as good as me stealing them... Though it is somewhat less exhilarating... Ah well, I'm happy.

UT... Fucking awesome emoticon! Muhahaha, I love it.

*TINM walks out of the bar, only to enter again. However, when he comes back in he is dressed in a robe carrying a staff. He jumps on top of a table and begins to scream...*

"I... Am an enchanter. There are some who call me... Tinm?"

*Security escorts him out as everyone stares, wondering just how many shots he had that night.*

AlmightyOne

Nothing for me to hide hear Kara so please give me some shots of pepsi:rolleyes: and keep'em coming. By the way TINM, Burrrrrrp...ah excuse me. Emmm emmm I heard your fan fiction is coming along good so I am going to go check out the parts I missed.

Hitman

DPD, you know we're cool...remember that after this, ok? :D

"Hey DPD," Eon smiles, and Hitman nods approvingly. "'Sup DR. P? Good to see ya bro...been a long time since I've seen ya...think it was back in the 'Shack' where we last met..." DPD grins. "Yeah...That place is the shizzle." Eon laughed hard. "Shizzle? Did you just say shizzle?" Hitman grinned broadly, as DPD looked dead at Eon and said, "Fer Shizzle I said shizzle, my li'l bizzle dizzle..." Hitman laughed so hard he fell out of his chair, and Eon, not knowing what the hell he just said, smiled bashfully. "It's a good thing, Eon," DPD said with a winning smile. "How many have you had, DPD?" Hitman asked. "Countin' thish one...Shizzle...Er...make that sezzle...hic...mebbe evin eizzle..."

At that moment, an also inebriated UT stumbles back over. "Heaaayyyyy....IT'S the Dr....hee hee hic!....Ya wanna play doctah....?" DPD raised his drunken lids. "Do...I? I dunno...Oh, what the hezzzzzlleee.....erpp!" and with that, both of them fell over. Eon grabbed UT, and Hitman grabbed DPD. DPD opened his eyes and said, "You're not who i was going home with.......were you? I can't be that....drunk?" Hitman smiled. "Even if you were that drunk, trust me, I wouldn't be...." DPD stood up suddenly and raised a glass that wasn't his and said, "Drink up! Be merry! This is a celebration!! I'm Rick James, Bi-" and promptly passed out again. Hitman dragged him outside and propped him against the building. "It's a good thing I don't drink...I'd be right next to him..." Hitman smirked, and went back inside.

NMN

Stalin and NMN entered the bar after a night of rousing... board game playing. Yes, board game playing. You know the lot.

"Two coffee's, please, Kara" NMN said as he and Stalin sat at a table. "Hey look, HU and UT are getting along now."
"Yea, I think they are. He doesn't bastardiZe English, according to her."
"When will she realiZe, it's no big deal?"
"It's her drunk."
"Right."

Freddy Krueger

after a wile everyone is so drunk, the all fall a sleep, in the bar.
Kara: hummm now it will be more difficulter to clean up. ah who care's i'll do that a other time. i'm gonna sleep too.

she pushes hitman from the bar, and goes to lay on it herself

after some hours. Niva suddenly walks into the bar
Niva(silently): hehehe good time to test my lungs again
Niva(shouting): WAKE UP EVERY ONE, I AM HERE

some people jump up because of the shouting of niva, others just turn around and keep on sleeping.
Niva: let's party !!!

out of the crowd of people that stood up, a large pillow if trown in niva's face. and she drops to the ground.

UT: LET'S PILE UP ON HER
UT, mac, hitman, Freddy, AO, Stalin and NMN, all jump on top of niva, and they all begin wrestling with each other.

a real pillow war :fun:

Niva

"HOLY SHIT!!!" yells Niva from the bottom of the pile. Never has she thought that just testing out her lungs, that everybody would literally jump on her, n hit her with pillows.
She decided to sneak away while they were piled on her. '
Let him wrestle it out to them selves, I came here for a drink. Kara, I wanna a Purple Motherfucker. U do remember my drink???"

After being hit by NMN with a pillow. UT turns around n swings her pillow to Hitman n hits him in the head. AO sees the opportunity n also hits him in the head. As Stalin sees Hitman was being jumped, she decides to jump in n stop Freddy from pounding him on the head. But before she gets there she gets pounded by Mac, when he suddenly gets pounded by Niva.
"R we going to party, or continue this pillow fight???" Asked Niva as she hit Mac a pilow.

Kara

"Uh, good question." KK slid Niva her drink and fended off Freddy with an overstuffed pillow that had apparently appeared out of nowhere.

AlmightyOne

After a few minutes the pillow fighting stopped as all the feathers in the pillows had fell out from all the bashing. Kara starts to get back to passing drinks out, and finally the party Niva wanted was under way.:fun:

Freddy Krueger

when Stalin whants to get up, she get's pulled to the ground again by NMN
stalin: why did you do that ?
NMN: thought it whas funny. now let's get a drink shall we

they all get up, and grab there favorite drink

AlmightyOne

Niva at the front of the bar tells Kara to throw some music in to really get the party started.

Kara "Right now all I have is a Mix with me."
Niva "Just put it in we need music I mean no party can go without music."

Kara puts it in and on comes the music. Soon everyone is having a good time with their friends partying their breath away...or until they pass out from all the drinking.:crazy:

OI?! Did I miss the pillow fight? Damnit! Damnit I say! :(

AlmightyOne

Not really UT.:D

UT walks in to see feathers and torn open pillows all over the place.

UT: (Thinking in her head) Damn it I missed the pillow fight.

She sees a pillow still full of feathers and looks at it. She picks it up and looks at the group of people.

UT: (Still thinking in head) who to hit...who to hit?

She then sees NMN standing their with a drink in his hand, and then he turns his back to her. She runs over to him bashing him in the head and body with the pillow.

NMN "What the hell...AHHH!"
UT "Yea now I got a peice of the pillow fight."
NMN "Couldn't you of done it with someone else?"
UT "Nope just you NMN."

The two head back to the bar to get NMN a new drink as he droped his when he was hit by the pillow. When there UT also picks up a drink for herself, and then her and NMN head of to go dance to the music.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Kicks the DJ away. and puts some good Metal music on
Freddy: no trance here :p

Kara is too busy serving drinks to even bother with it.

wile most people just keep on partying :D

some don't like the music and run to Freddy that is at the DJ spot.

AO: freddy watch out, some people don't like the music
Freddy: hehehe, try this then

freddy pushes a button, and a auto defence system drops down
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/edoom/ALD.gif

the blast don't kill people, but teleports them away. (far way from the bar)

Kara

"Hey! No scaring away costumers! Bad Freddy!"

*disables atuo defense system by the means of a catupult and several marshmallows.*

"Marshmallows anyone?"

Eon

Oh yes please, just not in that thing OK, in a hot chocolate.

Freddy Krueger

yes, i whant some Marshmallows. please :D

and also serve me another coke, kara :)

Hitman

Hitman gets to his feet, brushing feathers off his clothing. He looks around and wonders, "Where the hell did all the pillows come from anyway?" He steps gingerly over passed out bodies and feathers and finds UT. "Cap'n...I think it's time for us to check in...see if we've got a new mission? Don't you?" UT opened one eye. "Hitman....you're a sore for sight eyes...uh...a sore for sore eyes...a...sight for snore ides...? Hee hee....a blight for poor flies...heh heh.....heee....a kite for four pies? hee heehaaa! You're a...flight for whore's guys? HA! Hic...mmm...you're a light fer yer dyes...urp...hee...back to bed............zzzzzzzzzzz............zzzz...."

Hitman stands up. "Yeah. Guess we'll wait until morning to check in..."

LMAO. I'm a piss pot!

Ok Kara, I need one of your famous IVs of coffee stat honey. Or I'll have too much blood in my alcohol stream lol.

Kara

"Right-O."

*puts UT's IV in and passes out everyone's orders.*

"Ahh that's the stuff Kara, your IVs are the best in Zion mate." :p

AlmightyOne

Hey Kara could you pass me some chocolate milk please, and you might want to give me all you got of it becuase I am a chocolate milk Alcoholic.;)

AO looks to UT with her IV. AO says to her "Hey how the hell is that IV?"

Kara

*slides AO his glass... of chocolate milk.*

"Right then."

Originally posted by AlmightyOne
Hey Kara could you pass me some chocolate milk please, and you might want to give me all you got of it becuase I am a chocolate milk Alcoholic.;)

AO looks to UT with her IV. AO says to her "Hey how the hell is that IV?"

Not too bad honey, you should try it.:p

AlmightyOne

Alright why don't we switch spots for a moment. You drink some chocolate milk and I'll try some IV. How bought it kara give us what the other has...please;)

Freddy Krueger

can i have some water please kara, or if possible some 7-up (sprite) :)

Kara

Kara quickly handed Freddy his water and sprite. When AO wasn't looking, she slid his chocolate milk down the bar, stuck an IV filled with extremely caffieninated coffee in him, and danced away from him, laughing.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy: you alright Kara, you laughing so hard
Kara: whahahahaaa....can't haha stop laughing..... hahahahahhhhaaaahaha
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif

Freddy: ummm alright

freddy walks slowly away from the bar. and goes to sit at a table

Originally posted by Kara
Kara quickly handed Freddy his water and sprite. When AO wasn't looking, she slid his chocolate milk down the bar, stuck an IV filled with extremely caffieninated coffee in him, and danced away from him, laughing.

*UT laughs at AO as he starts to slip into a caffeine coma.

'That's what I'm talking about!'*

Swampy

Whilst i am waiting to get my hit counter high enough to join up, hows about a tequila sunrise? Do you serve food in this establishment? If so can i have a bacon roll, there's nothing like bacon and tequila for breakfast!

HomoUniversalis

Dressed in his usual pink robes HomoUniversalis walked into the bar. His expression was one of sincerity and utter concentration.

"Hear this! Hear this!" HU said. An eery quiet fell as everyone looked upon the new visitor.

"Drinks are on me!" HU shouted and his robes fell off, a glitterish pink suit under it. Horrible 70's music that no should ever hear began to play, and HU started dancing. Ridiculously.

Mr U

DPD

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis

"Drinks are on me!" HU shouted

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD...however, HU might not be so wild when he picks up the tab at the end of the night. Thanks, though, HU

Kara, I'll take a handle of Cazadores!

Freddy Krueger

Freddy covers his ears to stop hearing the hippie music. but it's too loud

Freddy: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Freddy pulls out a machine gun and start shooting around like mad. the boxe's explode and the music stops

everyone jumps down onto the ground to cover themself from the bullets.

after some minute's they all here the clicking sound of a empty clip

Kara is the first one to jump up. she runs to Freddy and knocks him to the ground
Kara picks up the machine gun and trows it out of the bar
Kara: you do know your gonna pay for the damage
Freddy: bill me !

TINM and NMN get up again, and start to sing to bring the mood back up

ThereIsNoMatrix

*Singing*

Here's to all the barkeeps and waitresses who've been servin' ya yer beers.
They've put up with your knoxious breath and stupid, drunken leers.
Be leavin' all your money on the table when you go.
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbin' head and nothing else to show.

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough,
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off.

So, now you're promisin' the ladies a night of lovin' bliss.
but truth be told you're far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you bloody sods, you'll not be gettin' laid,
and the sooner that you're out the door, the sooner we'll be paid.

*Stops singing*

Thank, thank you, ladies and gents. Don't forget to tip yer waitress!

Freddy Krueger

all the ladies in the bar start to clap there hands. and TINM takes a bow

Hitman

Hitman picks up the mic. "Looks like we got a karoake night startin' up...Any takers?" Hitman looks around the room; Freddy Krueger gets up and takes the mic. "OK, I got this one..." He clears his throat, then begins:

"You never close your eyes....anymore when I kiss...your liiiippps...There's no tenderness, like before when...um...Uh oh...hmmm hmmm hmm hmmmmmmm....You're trying hard not to show it...." The rest of the bar chimes in "Bayyy-Beeee!" "But baby...baby, (everyone joins in) I know iiiiit! You've lost...that lovin' feelin'....Whoa-oh that lovin' feelin..."

A pair of panties hits Freddy in the face. He looks out into the audience to see TINM holding a bag of panties, which he's handing out to onlookers to throw. Hitman shakes his head in horror, then grabs the mic and pushes Freddy off of the makeshift stage. "Yeahhhhh. Next!"

Niva climbs up on stage next, taking the mic from Hitman, who smiles broadly. "Ok...here we go..." The music starts up, and Niva sings, "Lovin' yew...is easy cuz yer beauty-fuuuul...doo n doo n doo-oo...AHAHHHHAHHAHHHHHHHHH!" The note she hits is so high that everyone's glasses shatter. "Shoot." Kara says, and opens up another box of glasses, passing them out to everyone for refills on the drinks. Hitman grabs the mic from Niva. "Lovely..." he says, pretending to wipe the blood from his ears. "Who's next?"

eRider

*eRider enters the bar, carrying some uzies*

'enough of this lousy karaoke shit'

*he shot the speechers, so now, they're fucked up*

'bartender, bring me some Jack D'

.. !

Hitman

Hitman smirks. "Hmmph. Guess he's not a music lover."

Freddy Krueger

lol and i can't even sing

HU whants to start his 70ths hippie act again. but then eRider points one of his Uzi's against HU's face
eRider: don't even try it
HU: ah man, go with the flow
eRider: i warned you

eRider walks alittle back, and pulls the trigger. a little flag with BANG on it comes out

HU: ww...what the hell
eRider: whahahaha, you should of seen your face. hehehehehe

Hitman: already brake it up you 2. and start drinking !

ThereIsNoMatrix

TINM looks around... "What an eccentric performance," he states. The drunken lad walks up to Kara. "Couple shots of Bacardi 151, and your number." Kara stares questioningly at TINM. He raises his eyebrows up and down at her, and she continues to stare blankly. "Just the Bacardi 151, then?" Kara is immediately relieved and pours TINM a shot. He downs the 151 proof alcohol, and stumbles back to the stage for a second performance. This should be less than satisfactory...

eRider

freddy, my twist on the little scene with HU:

*HU wants to start his 70ths hippie act again, eRider stops him*

eRider: Don't even try it!
HU: Ah man, go with the flow
eRider: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

*eRider points one of his uzies to HU's face*

HU: eRider, don't kill me, please!
eRider: I ain't gonna kill you.
HU: Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!

*eRider looks at fym*

eRider: fym, shoot that piece of shit!

*fym pulls up a gun, and shoots HU in the leg. HU humps out of the bar, crying like a little baby*

LMFAO.

*UT and eRider suddenly break into song!*

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Browning's freak you was

Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal

(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go

Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are stablised

(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

Oo-oo-ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs (x2)

In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
(There's gonna be sorrow) try and wake up tomorrow

Ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs (x2)
Bow-wow, woof woof, bow-wow, wow
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Dogs
Call them the Diamond Dogs, call them, call them
Call them the Diamond Dogs, call them, call them, ooo
Call them the Diamond Dogs

Keep cool
Diamond Dogs rule, OK
Hey-hey-hey-hey

Beware of the Diamond Dogs

Now that's karaoke baby, yeah!

KARA! BRING ON THE SAKE!

eRider

eRider: What the fuck is wrong with this girl, man, are you kidding me or what?

NMN

I'm kidding you. Heh heh. You get the joke? You get it? Huh? Huh? Get it?

eRider

Originally posted by NMN
I'm kidding you. Heh heh. You get the joke? You get it? Huh? Huh? Get it?

I'm eRider! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Originally posted by eRider
eRider: What the fuck is wrong with this girl, man, are you kidding me or what?

STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG DUDE.

NMN

Originally posted by eRider
I'm eRider! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Ok, Mr. Best, sir. I wouldn't want to fuck you anyway.

Eon

Originally posted by UltimateTrinity
STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG DUDE.

LMAO. I acctually nicknamed my uncle that when I was little not knowing what it meant.

Kara

*Pours herself a shot of something and downs it.*

I'll do a lot worse than bill you Freddy if you screw up my bar. Be warned. I learned from a ruthless soul.

*Climbs up on top of the bar and blows an air raid siren. Slowly, the bar quiets down.*

I've got a few announcements to make, so put down that Uzi, finish drinking your drinks, and don't touch the karaoke machine until I'm done.

Firstly, just so you know, this is a construct. It is not a bar in Zion, but a bar construct. Leaving the bar generally means you're jacking out. However, you can remain within the construct if you wish to do so. We are in a construct version of the Mega city, so you can go out there. Everyone automatically has an apartment/house/trailer/trashcan/box, but if you want transportation, I sell screamers.

Second, on June 29th there will be a party here. You can dress up nice if you want to, but it's not required. It's just a little thing to celebrate (much belated) the opening of the crew lounge.

That's all I needed to say. You can return to your activities now, just wait until I get down. Gracias.

*jumps down and begins to refill everyone's drinks.*