SPARTAN's (Mjolnir Recruitment)

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I would like to apply for the captain position for the Mjolnir.

Here are some of my qualities that I have.

I am self motivated.
I create fan-fics.
I like pie.
You like pie.
I hate applying.
I respect all who come here to this site, and all others.
I stand by my beliefs and opinions and wont back down.
I have never led anything, and I call this a shot to do so.
I am all out of things to say.

Well, I hope that qualified as an application.

Captain: Haxxor
Operator:
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members:

You like pie?! Well why didn't you say so? Okay, approved. Carry on.

Hey Valasher why don't you become a captain? You got way more than enough posts, you should do it, loads of people would join up, you should totally do it.

Well, since she decides who is captain, and who is not, it would place her in an akward position, in which members who did not receive a position might get agitated and say she abused her power (which she won't, anyhow). It's just in the concern of public safety :).

Anyhow, once this gets settled, she can always join my ship. Smith_fan is already there, so it's already got a rep of hot women, so Val will feel right at home. Now I have to find some way to get Stalin6025 on that ship as Gunner. Go on... fire my gun.. Did I say that out loud again... God, you must think I am perverted. Oh.. Wait.. I am! <evil laughter to be inserted here as soon as possible. We will have it up and running momentarily>

Mr U

Hehe not if i can get stalin to join my ship first HU :p. valasher doesn't whant to be a captain she whants to stay neutral

Yup. That is correct. I'm impartial and can't be on a ship at this time.

It would be most appreciated if you guys wouldn't use my thread as a personal conversation.

If you want to sign up to be part of the crew of the Mjolnir, there are a few rules to follow.

1. I am the captain. I give the orders, and you follow them. There is no ordering me around, but I will however take all of your suggestions into careful consideration before issuing an order.

2. Get along. I don't want any fights on my ship. If you have a problem with someone, come and tell me about it, dont start a fist-fight over it.

3. You will be required to have the word SPARTAN in either your Custom Title, or Signature, along with a random three letter numbering. Example: SPARTAN 346. I dont want to see any 420's or 666's either. This ship is about maturity, not about pot smokers and devil worshippers.

4. While here, remember that you represent the SPARTAN's and that thi ship is your life, for if it fails we fail, if it succeeds, then we succeed.

5. You must like pie.

hey the osirus is still boarding. so come on and join the crew.

Hmm, well, since a few of you may have already seen what I have done, then I apologize for removing your posts. Here they are, back where you left them. Im sory guys, but I flipped out, and acted way too serious. I just didn't want this thread turned inside out.

Anyways, I am still waiting for anyone, or someone, who still wants to, apply for my ship. I guess after what I have just did, not many, if any will join this ship.

OK peeps! You heard the man! Where on earth is everyone? Now Haxxor needs crew so let's get busy here guys and show a little support!

Just waiting to see if anyone at all will join my ship.

I am hereby stepping down as captain of the Mjolnir, allowing someone else to apply for being a captain, since some are more deserving to be one then me. I don't think that I have enough responsibility to be a ship captain, better to leave it up to someone else. Val, please make it happen. UT, I am sorry for all the trouble I may have put you through when you made the banner for this ship, but I think you may have to make a new one, for the new captain.

Hax u sure u wanna do this???
I thought u'll be a great Captain...

I'm with Niva, man, you should stay as Cap'n Hax. Zion needs all the pilots it can get.

Even thou I am on Caduceus. I can help u put ur crew together........What u say???

I'll help spread the word too, whaddya say? We love you Hax, well, the chicks might, I play for the home team myself.:D

Well, Im only going to stay, if I get (Dr. Evil Voice) 100 Million Dollars! Just kidding. Well, it seems that you two want me to stay as captain, fine, I will stay. Umm, I wouldn't mind any help getting my crew together, if you guys dont mind.

Love to help you out dude, after all, what are ships for but to socialise with other shipdudes?
I'd love to help you fill out your ship. I'd join, but I got previous obligations, the beautiful UT *bows* and theShip Caduceus.
And anyway, you rejected my previous application, so you need more shipmates!:D We'll find ya some buddy!

Originally posted by sparky667
And anyway, you rejected my previous application

I saw the words banned in your user title, so I assumed you were banned. Besides, your supposed to post in here, then I PM Val asking for your application to be accepted. Your not supposed to PM me. I also think that Val confirmed that you were banned.

Yeah, I got banned for a while cos they thought I was Raj Against the Machine's other account, so i got banned. Meh, it's in the past.

Ok, now we are all aquanted here, and Hax has decided to remain as captain (for that I am very glad also) let's go about advertising this ship!!

Come all and don't be shy. I will use the tickle stick for which my skills with are legendry if you don't start lining up!!! Anyone who doesn't know this captain, then let me give you a little 111. He is one of the best comedy and serious writers we have here. Join and you also get 1 free bottle of sake from my private collection.

3 am here, best I can come up with, though I am eyeballing this thread as soon as I wake up. And I only sleep 2-3 hours a night just in case anyone was curious. I'm serious, help need sleep...lol

mmm, tickle stick...
Anyway, Hax needs crew members and stuff 'cos on our next mission it would be cool for the Mjolnir to come along, 'cos everybody love allies.
So if you ain't on a ship join the Mjolnir! Now!
Now, back to that tickle stick...;)

Come on Haxxor has recommendations here....Come n join his ship The Mjolnir.
Ur adventures will be unlimited.....

Unlimited adventure. Sounds fun, now sign up peeps.

I would like to be captain of this ship. I have my reasons, but I thought I'd ask in Haxxor's thread first. Didn't Hax say he was leaving for a few months? I was going to serve under him, but if he's not around I'd like to be captain. If I'm approved I'll make a new thread, what do you think?

Approved, captain you are. Or is that UT's job? If that's the case, I'd approve you if I could. If not, happy captainship.

Thanks DPD, it's my job now. But your conviction made my decsion. Val you can be captain, and you can make your own thread. Happy recruiting!!