Son of a bitch BELOW you game...

Well, they weren't really my crabs; I guess one could say they were really your crabs, seeing as they were a gift...

The sobbm watched "Harry Potter" eleventeen times today. bastard.

Is eleventeen the same as eleventy? Cause if it is, then yeah. Emma Watson is going to be a very hot young teenager.

The Bob below me is not really a Bob but an Sob.

Dude, you ful of shit, did anyone ever tell you that?

The SOB below me willdefinitely not be Freddy Krueger

Yup, true, just as the SOB below me will definitely not be Neoizcool

Damn skippy. Actually, Swampy, I am full of shit. The bathroom calls my name.

The SOB below me is cannon fodder.

perhaps the SOB below me can tell me what cannon fodder is?

Of course.

n : soldiers who are regarded as expendable in the face of artillery fire.

Basically, the went in to take the first hit. Yay.

The SOB below me probably wont be HU.

Bingo.

The son of a bitch below me should go study for finals.

study? pfft.

The sob below me really wants to drink this milk that expired 3 weeks ago and has been sitting on my roommate's desk for two days. mmmm...

Ooh, sounds good, I'm in!

The SOB below me believes that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury

CID!

T SOB BMSCAOA

Are you being a blasphemer and saying JHVH? You bastard of a Jew.

The SOB below me is a whore among men.

yeah? well the SOB below me... well, NMN sucks.

yes, he does.

The sob below me needs to be beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

Because I suck so much.

The SOB below me is a bastard child 40 times over.

The SOB below me is NMN in disguise. Shhhh!

I may be a bastard child, but 40 times over? Thats a bit harsh.

The SOB below me hangs around with Lamoids, and is therefore a a Lamewod.

[EDIT:] DAMMIT!

You bastard! After all we have in common...you call me such names...*sniffle* :)

The SOB below me has read Simulacra and Simulation

On page 1.

The SOB below me doesnt care about reading Simulacra and Simulation

Ah, but I do:) Great stuff.

The SOB below me doesn't care about reading period.

True, pretty much true.

The person below me wonders why i didn't write SOB.

Yeah, actually I did.
haha.

The *** below me wonders why I bleeped it out.

I sure do seeing as you can swear to your hearts content here. Let me demonstrate:

The son of a bitch below me is a fucking shithead.

*gasps* Maz, I'm appalled...after all we've been through...to call me such names, well I never! :) *wink*

The SOB below me has played and beaten MGS3...OVER 7 times (okay, that might just be me)

Yep. It's just you :)

The SOB below me also has a full bling meter like me

damn straight.

The sob below me wants to go running because they think it's fun.

"We do for fun what others do for punishment" - Slogan on my school's track team's shirt.

The son of a bitch below me needs to go lick a lightpost on a cold winter's day.

That's how I'm livin' baby.

The son of a bitch below me needs to get a job and go to work, so they can buy kick ass DVDs. TINM.

Only suckers work for the money they use to buy things.

The son of a bitch below me is deprived of snow.

word.

The son of a bitch below me is an illiterate fool

I may be a fool..but...uhhh...

The SOB below me will finish my sentence.

....I'm not ugly. There ya go.

The SOB below me would rather have an N64 than a PS2

It's true, and I do. I've yet to find a game that offers as much entertainment as Goldeneye did and does.

The son of a bitch below me ________.

whatever!

The SOB below me is a man who loves his dog .. unfortunately in a completely wrong way!

I am? flaming fecal matter!

The sOb below me just rolled in some nasty shit.

Shit, to me, by it's very definition is beautiful. A real, live, living creature created that brown pile and it smells like home.

The Son of a bitch BELOW me can explain the meaning behind the love of the 'word' teh, for I know not what it is...apart from one of the 'words' comprising DPD's forum name...Is that it? I don't know...do you?

To be honest, I've got no idea either.

Perhaps the SOB below me can enlighten us?

teh is a word which cannot be explained, only understood by those who are krad, l33t, and teh r0xz0r.

Teh SOB below me is someone other than myself.

damn straight (as opposed to damn gay)

The SOB below me doesn't like popsicles

ahahahah tis a gr8 board... w00t i am teh coolzer that him ^

below meh will be a gr8 gamezer

Oh... kay?

The son of a bitch below me will be a tad more coherent.

You caught me. I am quite coherent but I like to bust out the 1337 speak from time to time too...

The sonuvabitch below me runs down the street in his grandmother's thongs yelling "I'M A BUNNY RABBIT! I'M A BUNNY RABBIT!!"

heck yeah. Then I bust out the sumo suit and dance to the thong song.

The sob below me lives on ramen because they think it's magically delicious

The ramen shop in the neighbourhood mall is practically my 2nd home.

The SOB below me needs a diaper, bad.

Dammit... THAT ONE TIME I COULDN'T HOLD IT AND I GET... Oh dear. I do need a diaper...

The souvabitch below me idolizes Stewie from Family Guy because his head is the same unusual shape.

Yep. That must be the reason I can't think of a suitable funny Stewie quote to answer that...

The SOB below me never knowingly understood.

Understood what? Exactly.

The son of a biznitch below smokes poppycock and drinks flooody-gub-gub.

HUH :eek:

The SOB below me has no big toe, so he/she walks funny....

Damn NO I dont walk funny.
Okay I do so what you got a problem with that? huh? huh? no? thought so.

The sob below me is the second Micheal Jackson.
Has gone from a poor black boy to a rich white women ;)

damn right I did. Gotta love those li'l boys... c'mere hot stuff....

The sob below me has an ugly butt and a stupid..butt..

you forgot to mention hairy...

the son of a bitch below me doesn't like midterms, either.

Hahahaha....When I was in school I hated them but Aced them....hahahahaha

The SOB below me wish's he/she had a u know what, to do that thingy...

Oh yes, I do require a can opener to open my daily soup.

Soups good for the body you know. ;)

AHEM! The sonuvabitch below me is actually a 50 year old male prostitute.

Love me?

The son of a bitch below is flasped from fleeing flogs flapping freely...

say what ?


the sob below me can't stop looking at my avatar :D

Yup, cos next time I see it, will will be gone...

The SOB below me will be a tight-assed mod who will no doubt delete his avatar.

No i'm not a mod anymore.

why will it be deleted. it isn't that bad. you don't even see nipples


the sob below me whants to keep my ava

PP edit: Yes, it is bad. I took it down because many found it to be offensive

Actually. I don't Freddy. Remove it, or I will.

The SOB below me really thinks Freddy's disguise is really lame.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....that just made my morning

the son of a bhitch below mhe whants to typ like this but can't step to my skhills of grhammar massacring

Whait a sechond, dpd. Iam vhery god at tihs and u no it. We talked about this.

The son of a bitch below me can't get the fucking song from the HP commercials, Picture Book, out of his head! Picture book, a pictures of your momma, taken by your..............................

No i'm not a mod yet.

why will it be deleted. it isn't that bad. you don't even see nipples


the sob below me whants to keep my ava

What's wrong, worried to sign on with your old account? And if you put that avy back up again you'll be in coventry faster than you can mutilate a sentence.

To carry on from TINM.......I've never heard the song, but now its in my head. I thank you.

The SoB below me enjoys the love that goats or other farming animals provide.

EEEEEwwwwww...I'm a city girl....

The SOB below me did something very very naughty....

Yeah I did, two nights ago. But I can't really say what it is that I did...it was pretty damn naughty, though.

The SOB below me is running on minimal sleep, which is much more sleep than I've gotten since Tuesday.

actually, I got in a very nice 7.5 hours last night. HA!
...well, I guess it was moreso this morning, but same thing...

The sob below me thinks sliced bread is the greatest thing since....um...bread....

You're God-damned right I do.

The SOB below me thinks the Pope is just another guy and doesn't deserve all of this treatment. God will smite you.

word

Thesonofabitch below me wears pink polka dot cotton undies.

No, but I certainly know who does.

The SOB below me wants to know why UT keeps doing what she doing with mentioning the panties.

It's a clue, Sherlock!!! Maybe?

The SOB below me needs to go see Sin City if they haven't already

Tis an in joke. NMN and his ownage over someone's knickers.

Am going to see it this week and I can't wait.

The SOB below me needs to quit lookin up peoples skirts.

But why? Its so much damn fun.....

The person below me wants to join me in my skirt watching. Bad.

Yes. They're lovely those skirts aren't they?

The SOB below me wants to look down people's shoes

heck yeah! I love shoes, and will steal yours tomorrow...mmm...sweaty shoes...


The sob below me has an unnatural obsession with hand sanitizer. Sicko.

God, why does everyone keep on finding out my dirty little habits?

The person below me has to clean their fridge. It had 10 month old Brie cheese in it.

Gives it a nice fragrance...

The SOB below me has a fire inside their house. And they're sitting at the computer reading this. Move your ass, fatty!

I knew I smelled something.......

The SOB below me doesn't know, and doesn't care

Know what? Whatever...

I know something the SOB below me doesnt.

Yea, n whats that???

The SOB below got crabs...But what crabs u think I am talking about???

I'm not thinking dirty, I'm not thinking dirty, I'm not thinking dirty....

I bought sea crabs from Safeway this morning! What were YOU thinking?

The SOB below me wants to work where I work.

Nah, I just want to be quality inspector.

The SOB below me is Jesus' brother from another mother.

Way to go, Kenobi, this thread is officially killed.

Sorry that was not my intention. I deleted the post, please continue your game. I'm sorry that my humour upsets so many people.

It's not really a game anymore if you're deliberately calling out the person you want to post below you...then it's just calling someone out, which is supposed to take place in the Blitzkreig.

The SOB Below me really doesn't understand what the hell is going on.

Fair enough.

The SOB below me just wants to go home.

No, I want to go to the pub and drink ice cold snakebite and black till I pass out or morning comes and I have to come back to work.

EDIT:The SOB below me best not do what I just did, answer the person above and forget about the SOB below.

Not gonna happen. I am all over it.

The SOB below me likes wearing nothing but a thong and eating cheetos infront of their computer. Webcam optional.

Damn you got me there. And it's a string, not a tong...

The sob below me should stop grinning that dopey grin it makes him look like Snoopy.

Yeah but Snoopy's cool...

The SOB below me believes the above statement

I used to have a Snoopy stuffed animal until I hung him from a floor lamp with his own scarf...

The SOB below me doesn't understand why kids are starting to dress like it's the 70's again

Fucking right I dont understand it. God damn hippies.

The SOB below me doesnt understand the importance of Captian Morgan.

Or indeed, who the hell is Captain Morgan.

The SOB below me has prettier legs than me.

You bet your ass I do.


The SOB below me is a pimple on the ass of society.

Yeah, you motherfuckers all hate me but I just won't go away! haha...

The SOB below me is a Menace to Sobriety, much like myself.

Every chance I get. You can shuve your 12 steps up the old pooper.


The SOB below me loves popcorn, porn, and ponys.

Well, certainly the first two...

I spit in the SOB below me's general direction

Well, You just got it in the face cause, I am upwind and it is really blowin here.


The SOB below me is still waiting patiently for porn to have a plot.

I'm still waiting for Baywatch to have a plot too, but I doubt thats gonna happen either.

The SOB below me is glad to see AS_F back

I would if I knew what AS_F stands for...

The sob below me can't resist making bubbles in his Cola with the straw each time he goes to the drive-through...

Yep, I sure do. It brings out the flavor. Much like blowing on anything else does. lol


The SOB below me is a complete moron that can't think unless his/her pants are unzipped.

Which is why I don't wear pants with zippers in them. My motto: "Don't think, just drink."

The SOB below me was fortunate enough to not wake up at 5:30am this morning for no apparent reason.

No, he woke up at around 2 PM, which is kind of early for him.

The SOB below me is a very admirable guy that we all look up to and appreciate.

I know, my greatness is undeniable.

The SOB below me just wants to party.

How did you guess? I always want to party.

The SOB below me hates parties...food is always gone when he shows up , the neat girls are all taken and he's always standing in a corner feeling foolish...

Looks like I showed up at the right time, with my unsociable ass...but then again, how many hitmen do you know that like to party??

The SOB below me needs some cream for that nasty itch in the private parts...

Yeah. The cream really helps.

The sonuvabitch below me likes to smear peanut butter all over his/her private parts and go "Come here doggy, come here boy!"

"...if you put peanut butter on your balls and have your dog lick it off it's not cheating....because it's YOUR DOG!"

The poor SOB below doesn't drink anymore...(bonus material below)

OR LESS, than me!

Actually, this SOB didn't really drink that much to begin with...

But the poor SOB below me is like a blind man at an orgy...he's gotta feel things out...

Maybe, Maybe not. I'm not tellin.

The SOB below me is like a constipated mathematician, keeps trying to work shit out with a pencil.

Actually no. :P

The sob below me doesnt know what "constipated" means

.....nnnggggg.....yes.....ggrrr.....i do.....ggggg........nnngggg......

But the SOB below me is so sex starved that his/her dog is scared to walk by...

Even I am not into that. Besides, I prefer to be the bitch on all fours barkin in this house.


The SOB below me loves to watch.

Well it IS pretty funny watching you bark... lol.
The SOB below me prefers to make other people bark...

I'm a giver not a taker, so its all good.

The SOB below me is a taker not a giver. KY...

that's right...takin' all your women from ya...

The SOB below me has serious commitment issues...as in they need to be commited to an institution...

Well...I have been told that on more than one occasion.

The SOB below me has a writing style that is the equivalent of an intellectual Prozac.

Considering I don't share my writing with anyone, You would be right.

The SOB below me loves pullin on his pushin gear.

I have pushing gear? Sweet.

The SOB below me wants NMN and TINM to be their slave boys.

Snap! Sounds good to me. NMN can rub my feet while TINM fetches me a sandwhich.

The SOB below me could not battle his/her way out of a paper bag.

Thats the difference between me and you, I'm not stupid enough to battle my way into a paper bag in the first place.

The SOB below me loves smoking pork sausage

Sure. Just set fire to one and put it in your mouth. Its breathtaking

The SOB below me is a certified Tosswank.

Wrong. But then again you're welcome to come near & check... like in that battle you set up and dont show up for... lol.

The SOB below me has furry nostrils.

*Holds up certificate for University of Tosswanking.
I got my certification in just 4 weeks! Thanks Lincoln Tech!!

Oops. too slow. Furry nostrils...yeah, the damn gerbils keep crawling up there.

The SOB below me needs a lesson in anal hygiene. Stinker.

That would be a not even baby. I do regular maintanence on it. All cleaned out and ready to go.



The SOB below me needs to shave his member. I am getting tired of getting hair in my mouth.

Oh, come on...it's a good source of protein...it's good for you.

The SOB below me needs some alone time...cuz the rest of us don't need to see what you're doing over there...and for the love of god, wash your hands when you're done...

What? Is preparing my cock... er, chicken, for cooking really that bad?

The son of a bitch below me sucks at this game.

Well damn TINM, Ya caught me there. Just to clarify though, I do suck some things but I don't suck at them. Sucker.


The SOB below me sucks at being a playa and needs to take a few lessons from my fellow booze hound DPD.

What? What do you mean I need lessons? Bring me DPD we'll see who can teach something new to the other he he he.
I dont believe this - the SOB below me just farted and accused one of his co-workers! Way to go... lol

Nope, the SOB below farted and KO'd a couple of his co workers. But close...

The SOB below thinks being an american is cool. FUCK YEAH!

Heck yes! I love celebrating our rebellion against the British government. Or maybe I just love all the 4th of July cookouts and fireworks.

The SOB below me thinks life would be better if the Brits had won the war.

Yeah, cos then George Dubya would have been running a Burger grill rather than a super power.

Is it nearly weekend?

Nearly. But not nearly enough.

Should I know what I want to do at Uni by now?

Hell yeah. Are you saying you dont know that either? (you forgot to play the SOB game as well .... here's some coffee. Get sober.)

The SOB below me knew exactly what to think of Universities when he was in high-school...

Yep, fuck em. My friends from high school have all graduated now, after having 5 or 6 years more education than me and are all below me on the career ladder, with massive debts and no work experience. I employ one of them as my assistant in fact, poor bizzle.

The SOB below me hasn't got the luck or the intelligence to pull off that big a blag.

Yeah well did you have to tell everyone Jesus...I did pretty well with what I got so there.

The poor SOB below does not believe that you can get a good job without some university diploma...

Oh I believe it alright, its my school thats pressuring me into getting one.

The SOB below me is my careers master.

U HAVTA GET AN EDIMACATEON FROM A UNIVERSEITEE YU SSSLAAQUERR!

anyways...the person below me... is a highschool dropout who gets happy by looking at animated hamsters!...and doesnt know....how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

not quite
moving on. the person below me is a drug-addicted loser.So pathetic i know.

got me!

anyways person below me is a such a coward that he ran away when a toddler held up his hands

You know, you can't prove that.

The SOB below me has a secret fetish for Big Macs and High Heels...together.

Not true! I hate Big Macs! ... no comment on the high heels...they make my legs look shapely grrr

The SOB below would not put on High Heels if his life depended on it...too worried about his macho-man image he he he

Wrong. I love wearing high heals. Red ones. Not concerned with the macho man image cause, I am a woman so, All bets are off there.


The SOB below me absolutely adores me for being who I am.

.. sure thing SB!

The SOB below me is broke!

Damn close to it but, I am hangin on honey.

The SOB below me likes being spanked in battle by me.

Just look at my record for proof of that.

The SOB below me is so weak that even they cannot beat me in the RPG

Look at the delusional driver up there muahahaha. I stomped your little chicken ass to the ground hahahaha. Want a rematch?

The SOB below me REALLY can beat my ass. Big difference to you.

I could do that but I don't wanna.

The SOB below me is the son of a woman who is very overweight.

Nearly right. I'm the daughter of a father who had some weight problems lol. "I could do that but I don't wanna."? You? Beat me? Not gonna happen in this lifetime babyboy. As you know very well little chicken or you would give it a try.

The SOB below me has got wet knees and can see the Pyramids 'cause he's standing tigh-high in De Nile.

Nope, the SOB below you is a cheating SOB who kicks your ass using his ill gotten gains.

The SOB below is about to throw their rattle out of the pram

Harsh but the SOB below me has all the wit, charm, grace, and morailty of a male pubic louse

The male pubic louse is quite charming if you catch it in a good mood.

The SOB below me needs to stop selling their body for crack, cuz no one's buying...

But crack is so delicious!

The SOB below me should do the planet a favor and slit a few of their own veins.

Oh that won't do at all. I am all about not giving you what you want so, My answer is NO!



The SOB below me needs to quite living vicariously though me and get their own life.

But I was havin good such a good time!

The SOB below me need to lend me their car so I can go driving.

No probs. When do you want it? Oh right... I'm in France and you in Australia. This might put a slight delay in your driving plans...

The SOB below me scared his driving teacher so badly that he gave him his licence just so that he could get out of the car alive...

Yeah but at least ive got it now and only had two accidents. lol

The SOB below me is so dumb they got hit by a parked car

Not really. Actually it's the SOB below me that got so punk and drunk that he walked into that car before throwing up on his officers feet...

No actually not,
I believe it was the stupid one below me that was so stupid that the sob tried to hit on the officer that hold that perticular sob down to the car but the officer rejected so the punk then threw up all over the officers shoes

It wasnt his shoes i was sick on it was his patrol car.

The sob below me is in need fo being tied up, rolled up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge due to their horrendous odour

hahaha you got a good sense of smell my friend but the dogbreath comes because of the anti biotics :P

The sob below me is a big George W Bush fan and wants to marry him

Nah, I'll just saunter into the office with a blue dress on and see what pops up.

The SOB below me gives more head to men than I do. I hear HE is quite good at it too.

Whats wrong with your eyes? I'm a SHE. lol

The SOB below me is now trying to picture me doing what you just told everybody I do quiet well the little pervert.

Yes I am...and I like the image very much....

The SOB below me is hairy. I mean, Sasquatch (Bigfoot) hairy.

Sorry i havent had a shave for a week


The SOB below me fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

It was a long trip, too.

The SOB below me needs therapy to make the bad voices stop telling him to run naked through public places....

What? What? I'm nekkid AGAIN? But the voices TOLD me to... oh right ... the doc told me not to listen to the voices...

The guy below me is lying around nekkid on a hot sunny beach today the lucky SOB!

I'm not a guy but, I am naked and on a hot sunny beach in my mind baby. Yeah!


The SOB below me is my cabana boy and is rubbing suntan lotion all over my naked body.

Its a dirty job but someones gotta do it.

The sob below is my bitch and gets all the worst jobs like trimming sbs toenails

It's not such a bad job...good benefits...paid vacations...

The SOB below me is condemned to spend eternity pleasuring Bizzle. You were BAD in that last life.

I am BAD in every life but, I pleasure myself.


The SOB below me needs to pleasure me, I'm tired.

Well, only because you're tired...

The SOB below me needs to fetch my my slippers and fix me a sammich.

I'll make your sammich when we are done but, I am not fetching your damn slippers. I like bare feet.


The SOB below me needs to give me back my panties.

You mean those were yours? I just took them off the washing line outside Bizzles house because the sequins looked appealing....mmm there is a story I'd love to hear, I'm sure of it.

The SOB below me once was just as big a coffee addict as I am before joining a Hare Krishna sect and shaving off all his hair just so that he could get that orange tunic.

Right there is an example where you would be wrong.

The SOB below me is NEVER wrong, even when he's right.

Wrong .... I'm never. Told you were. Believe you did not. Dead you are now. Kill you I did (in another timeline but that's of no importance here).

Do you think you've got any Midichloriens left?

Ive got many midiclorians lol

The SOB below has no midiclorians and their knowledge of the force is laughable at best

That's because my midiclorians are in the wash. I'll have them back later. And my knowledge of the force is great, but I do not need to use it because I'm so damn smooth.

The SOB below me would like me to step off of their spine so they can get up.

It is not my spine you are standing on and yes, Get up you greedy bastard. It is my turn to be ontop.

The SOB below me spends too damn much time here. Get a job you lazy fucker.

Got me there... I am at my job lmao (even worse lmao). The SOB below me lost his last wager but I fear he's going to win the next and then I'm in trouble...

Yep, He won and you got in twouble. Poor sis. I got your back girl. Revenge is sweet.


The SOB below me smells and needs to take a fucking bath before I wretch all over his buster browns.

Now wait a min...*sniff* oh right, sorry.

The SOB below me wants my buster browns.

Well, I am a girl and you know how we have a thing for shoes.


The SOB below me wants more than my shoes.

Uh huh... Your cash and any major credit cards, too.

The son of a bitch below me cooks very slowly. In fact, if you took any longer to cook, you wouldn't need an egg timer... you'd need an egg calendar. Hahaha. Oh yes, that's right, I went there.

Hahaha, You can't prove shit. Lies, Its all lies I tell you.

The SOB below me enjoys the finer things in life. War, weapons, and women.

you guys are all freaks man jeez...........


the Son Of a Bitch below me scares me

No need to be scared, I wouldnt really kill you. Maybe.

The SOB below me is a post-whore who will hopefully get banned shortly.

me banned?man that would just be sad...the world needs laughter my friend...the world needs laughter

the Son Of a Bitch below is in desperate need of an enema (seriously)

You first.

The SOB below me wishes that they had my job. Boobies....

Well, DUH!

The SOB below me wishes that they'd gotten to respond to Splinters statement.

Yes. Yes I do.

The SOB below me smells of pig intestines and urine...and likes it.

Come on BP u know how I smell, n u love it...Stop talking doodoo.....

The SOB below me has to take a bath cause they were so drunk they accidentally went to the bathroom on themselves....

Yeah but the real problem was the vomit stains in my chest hair.

The sob below is a professional armpit licker and has many friends (shame they are all imaginary though)

Ew. I never lick armpits who told you that? As for my friends ... most of them are real, some are cyber, this of course throws up the question if they are real but I just trust it to be so lol.

The sob below me has issues with trusting people online and with reason...

Duh, That is as common knowledge as me enjoying Colorado Bulldogs.



The SOB below me needs to drink more. He/She is more fun that way.

That would be me lmfao. I'm no fun these days when I dont drink anything...

the SOB below should slow down on the drinking a bit and there might actually be some blood in his alcool left

Do I really have too, I just love been drunk :eek:

The SOB below, loves collecting the Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, n is very serious about it....

No that's the SOB below me. I dont collect cards... I collect sheet music and books...so as I said... the Garbage Pail Kids trading cards belong to the SOB below me....

There is nothing, I repeat NOTHING, wrong with collecting those adorable garbage pail kids trading cards.

The damn sob below me still cuddles with his/her cabbage patch doll. Bitch.

Who told you! :-o

The SOB below me cuddles with large dogs...

I actually do from time to time. He is a big stank mutha too.


The SOB below me has way too much time on his/her hands. Lucky SOB.

I wish... day is always too short.

The SOB below me is just like my days. Shorty.

Am not. I am a tall leggy blonde thank you very much.

The SOB below me needs to learn to chew his/her food with their mouth shut.