Son of a bitch BELOW you game...

Very true. I am the most idlest Idle Idol in the whole of the Idle world, if that made sense.

The sob below me wants to marry Elmo

so? He's all hairy and...cute... what more could a girl want? *coughsmirkcough*

The SOB below me still is trying to figure out what SOB stands for...

SOB is SOB
boo hoo hoo...nah... it means Son Of Bitch...lol
the SOB below me is born yesterday.

i think not sir. i whas born in 1987 :p

the sob below me hate's dancing

Umm.. in front of other people or alone?

The SOB below me sleeps in a drawer

hey, i fit!

The SOB below me wants to grow up to be like Oscar the Grouch. Big, green, and lives in a tin trash can

hey, i fit!

The SOB below me wants to grow up to be like Oscar the Grouch. Big, green, and lives in a tin trash can

Nope! I grow up to HATE Sesame Street! They are nothing but clowns?!? :p
The SOB below me thinks that he was born from a stone in the mountains.

well i do think so :eek:


the sob below me is a computer nerd :p

Maybe its true...coz now i keep using the PC non-stop (for games, music and most importantly, connection to MM and MH and also OAS2!!!)
The SOB below me is a hairy monster! Argh!!!

Rarr.

The SOB below me has showers. Faggot.

Why thank you. You... you... Jew!

The SOB below me has yet to experience the thrill of Battle, the beauty of a sun glaring over the houses of families you have brutally slain, the magnificence of stakes erupting from the ground, defiant to the heads that dress them, has yet to experience the sheer force experience when first severing the limbs of an innocent man while one's comrades release a bone-shattering blood-coiling scream of lust. The SOB below me has no notion of war, a pathetic pacifist.

Mr U

....yes

The SOB below me has never pulled a sickie (saddo)

No idea what u talking about.
The SOB below me hates world peace

yes, it never will happen. everyone has something to fight about


the sob below me is a tree hugging hippie, that smoke's too much

Trees are the givers of life! They have to be grown, nurtured, protected, ah crap, to hell with it, burn 'em all!

The SOB below me will not be able to say something about the SOB below him/her.

blah blah blah...*cough cough*....oh no I'm choke until I really CAN'T say ANYTHING bout the person below me... ...
But, I still can type...heh heh
the SOB below me is a new species of alien walking around with no brains!

well the alien part is correct. but i do have a brain. and i also steal other people's brain :p

the sob below me would whant the dinosaurs to still live

Yah, I want them to live, so i can tame them and ask them to eat you...just kidding!
The SOB below me reproduce asexually, hence no need for sex organs...lol!:D

i can do both

The SOB below thinks genocide is a new type of toothpaste

Mmmm, and it's fruity too!

The SOB below me eats Oreos til his/her pancreas blows up.

Yeah...with soft drinks, tidbits and more Oreos!

The SOB below me doesn't know english, and requires a translator to translate what i wrote here! :D

weet jij een site dan om te vertalen voor mij :p

the sob below me love's goats

I love goats? Maybe I love to eat goats...lol...jk!
The SOB below me loves sheep!

Whats not to love? Oh right...

The SOB below me has a drainpipe fetish

sorry, i dun have :D
the SOB below me wants to be a director of some soapy dramas.

hey, they make $$.

the SOB below me wants to be like George W.

no, i would like to be the person that kills him :rolleyes:


the sob below me only listens to country music :eek:

Shania Twain's Hot dude, I'd hit it.


The S.O.B below me is gonna end up going to the ball at Kara's on their own

no dude, i already got the lovely AS_F to go with me

the sob below REALY DOESN'T HAVE A DATE TO THE BALL :p

Who? Me? No, sexy PP is with me! :D
the SOB below me doesn't know what is intelligent.

Teletubbies is intelligent!!! :p

The SOB below me is getting shot by my avatar

*looks in dictionary*

"having or indicating intelligence"

do now. :p

-

ARGH! ARGH! owowowowowowoowwow!!!! the paaaaaaain!

_

the S.O.B below me is about to be a stupid twit by accepting an offer to go to kara's ball with me ;) muahaha

Sure why not? It beats FYM anyway (no offence mate)

The SOB below me is really a misunderstood, stand up guy.

nope, i'm a girl... :p
thanks dude!

the SOB below me has a serious schitzophrenia problem...

You're right. No I don't! shutup. no. i'll make you. try me. *fights himself*

the SOB below me has terret's syndrome

A common misconception about schizophrenia, there, ichi. Schizoids don't usually have "talking to themselves" activities. You were portraying a person with MPD, or multiple personality disorder.

Tourettes isn't a cool SHIT FUCK CUNT disorder ASS. I really WHORE don't like IDIOT when people FUCK ASS portray it as a negative connotation SHIT.

THe SOB below me understood my sardonism.

Yup, and very witty it was too.

The SOB below me is bald. All over.

yeah. I'll get my roommate later for putting nair in my shampoo bottle...jerk...

The SOB below me is thinking of wearing pink and lime green plaid to Kara's Ball

Pfft. Not if Mazman doesn't come with.

The SOB below me extracts feces

Yeah, and i use it as a warhead and launch it at the very source i collected it, your ass!!!

The SOB below me wants to go to hell for a visit.

Yes I do, as I've got some friends that I miss and wouldn't mind seeing.

The son of a bitch below me isn't going snowboarding this weekend. Lucky/unlucky you depending on your point of view.

heck no, I'm not. I've got to much charisma for snowboarding, foo.

The SOB below me isn't in the house.

I'm not in the house, I'm one with the house.

The SOB below me is almost as alcoholic as I am.

Its only a problem if you see it like that. Now where's my hip flask.....

The SOB below me wants to take agent to the ball

damn right I do. He's a hottie, although he's got some personal issues that he needs to deal with at the moment. No matter, I doubt OA will be in favor of sharing me with Zero.

The SOB below me still needs to hug a tree today.

that's because today is only 32 minutes old at the time of this post...i'll get in that tree hug before the day is over

The SOB below me knows that alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I might have hugged a tree once, but then the scratches and and bruises kept me from doing it again.
Or was it a cactus?

The SOB below me is going to wait over a week to get the Ultimate Matrix Collection.

Maybe, maybe
The SOB below me will not get the ultimate matrix collection

Meh, I'll be damned if I buy it.

The SOB below me let himself be conned utterly and completely by the Wachowski brother and sister.

You mean its not actually a true story???????????????? why, dammit, why?

The SOB below me has his salad tossed by NIC

I have the salad tossed by u, thx...
The SOB below me believes Santa is Satan, coz they have the same letters!

Well, he's not all good. He does break into your home...

The SOB below me thinks Santa doesn't exist
(of course he does......doesnt he?)

Puh. Christian propoganda. Just another excuse to murder more Jews.

The SOB below me won't get any Hannuka presents.

Of course not, i'm not a jew :p


the sob below me, whants to live in china

Stop living in denial Freddy.

The SOB below me too is unwilling to accept his inherent Jewishness.

Ummm... lets see... is circumcision a start? :D

The SOB below me is anti-semitic

Well they deserve it, the bastards.

The SOB below me is... not eating peanuts.

HELL NO. peanuts suck


the sob below me whants to become the anti-christ

I will suck the blood of the innocent and destroy all that which is good. God will be DEAD.

Hmmm... that was weird. I blacked out for a second there, and I see stuff typed out. Meh... moving on.

The sumbich below me had a fight with a lawn mower and lost.

i will get my revenge soon. that damn lawn mower mocked me for the last time :p


the sob below me, is forced to watch to watch the movie gigli over and over again

I can't help it. Ben Affleck is so sexy.

The SOB below me is running out of ideas for this thread.

Shit, you see my last post? Fight with a lawn mower? I mean, come on!

The SOB below me is so-so.

You missed the word Sexy off the end of that. Dumbass.

The S.O.B below me wants to join the pork sword duel that NMN and Freddy are having

First you'll have to explain to me wtf it is.

The SOB below me is will not donate 100 points to me.

Damn right. Ive just bought a coloured username! (tks DPD)

The SOB below me isnt really who they think they are at all....

...or do I

FYM- just be glad you're not part of it
*shakes head*porksword duels...hahaha...

The SOB below me thinks my avatar's sexy

Hold on, havn't you used that before PP?

The SOB below me probably hasnt seen the Big Lebowski and as such, is not only missing out on seeing one of the greatest films of all time, but doesn't get my hilarious new sig either.

You're absolutely right. I hope to change that in the near future, though.

The son of a bitch below me needs to go watch Boondock Saints.

Never heard of that before.

The SOB below me plans to build andriods to accompany him/her to the balll, so that he/she can impress the others by tricking them that the andriod is human

Hold on, havn't you used that before PP?
whoops.. sorry about that; you're right.

Fear not, OA, I may give him a body, but Agent Zero still won't date me, let alone go with me to Kara's ball.

The SOB below me got a full night's sleep. bastard.

No, i didn't. I was in bed and asleep but only kinda. I still feel beyond tired.

The SOB below me wants to be a nun when they grow up

*Smacks Swampy's hand with a yardstick* Don't mock, its a noble profession *mumbles a long prayer*


The SOB below me loves the Powerpuff Girls

Not in that pervetic, R Kelly way of course!

The sob below wants to get it on with Santa. Or with his wife. Or with both.

Nah, I won't see him unless he comes and pay me a visit (to prove santa REALLY exists)

btw, nice gordon freeman avy with the hat! It'll be real cool if its animated!:)

The SOB belows me wants to cry, and need a listening ear. (Maybe I'll help!)

Not cry really. Maybe scream. Can I use your ear for that?

The SOB below me strongly resembles a turnip

In a very sexy way of course.

The SOB below me only loves me for my body

And your salad baby.

The SOB Below me hasn't tried JnS Salad N Sauce yet, nor will they ever get the chance to. Poor soul

Nope. And same goes for Milo.. whatever that is.

The SOB below me doesnt know my secret ingredient for the best beans on toast in the world.

I sure don't.

the SOB below does know however...

Hell if I know. I don't even know my secret ingredients. How you think I'm gonna know mazman's?

The son whose mother is an extreme bitch below me is in dire need of deodorant. The BO is just rancid!

wow thx for telling, i'll spray it on right now :p


the sob below me goes to school in the special ed bus

I didn't go to school today, though...

The son of a biotch below me is gettin' coal.

damn straight. I've been a naughty girl this year

:D bah, you didn't think I'd pass that one up, didja?

The SOB below me is still trying to figure out the magic of porkswords.

Puh. Will no one tell me?

The SOB below me wrote a poem. And it sucked. Sucker!

Aye, that i did. All the more reason to post it in the poetry thread!

The SOB below me is the idiot who invented quadratic equations.
Why, why oh why? Was it just for fun or does it actually have a purpose in the universe??????

I don't like humans. Newton suffered from the same condition

The SOB below me posts way too much in this thread.

O christ I know. Hang in there girl, GCSEs aren't that hard really, including Maths. Dont let anyone scare you otherwise

The SOB below me is Pythagoras (Even more of an asshole)

EDIT: Damn, thats so annoying when that happens!

Yup, I'm Newton too sometimes. And I live to make you suffer Mazman. Sorry.

The SOB below me is evil... and ugly... and Jewish... and short...

3 out of 4 aint bad.

The SOB below me is the sort of manic depressive type who...listens to Slipknot and is... just generally unpleasent in other ways...um yeah.

Am I? I dun think so.
The SOB belows me wants tod destroy good instead of evil

good sucks. EVIL ROCKS :D


the sob below me is pissed off because this tread no longer highers his post count :p

But I guess being pissed off is better thhan being pissed on, sho I'll just hhave to dheal withh it.

The SOB below me is a Starbuck's fiend

Nah. Its all a ripoff.

The SOB below is the one who pissed on my rug.

The SOB below me is a fucking nihilist

psh, we're all gonna die anyway, so what's it matter to you?

The SOB below me is a klepto to the point of stealing his/her own crap and getting pissed b/c their stuff keeps disappearing.

I am in rehab, though. It hasn't been stolen but misplaced...misplaced.

The SOB below me owns a giraffe

Yeah, and its damn hard to replace the food feeder so high up in the tree

the SOB below me wishes they lived at the time of the Vikings

I simply must be the first person to quote Ralph Wiggum here:
"Oh boy, sleep! Thats where i'm a Viking!"

The SOB below me watches too much Simpsons, bit like myself in fact.

i hate it, i really do. it's so boring... but i cannot STOP WATCHING IT!!!!! argh!

the SOB below me's computer's about to crash

Good then. I'll have enough time to finish me post here.

The son of a bitch below me is a fuckass. Plain 'n simple.

-_-*


the sob below me is addicted to sniffing glue

Only so I can't smell your ass

The SOB below me has the dreaded lurgy

how'd you know?

The SOB below me freaking turned in his paper a month early. bastard.

what paper ;) oh that paper :p


the sob below me kills stuffed animals

Can't you see? They try to kill US when we're asleep! Ahem...

The SOB below me is up their own ass.

Some say it's impossible, but it's true.

The son of a bitch below me is Rosie O'Donnell's personal massage therapist.

Only on Tuesdays. I thought you took care of that the rest of the week...

The SOB below me is still trying to figure out why I'd be the rapist for O'Donnell.

'Cause the Penis Mightier? Or is it Anal Bum Cover?

Is failing to create an Anal Bum Cover your greatest regret?

Yes, I've spent many years of my life trying to create one.

The SOB above me is in the wrong thread.

The SOB below me will be playing the right game.

-9.5/10. Some good parts, but mainly very, very crappy.

The SOB below me doesn't get what I just did there.

i do. you reviewd DPD's post :p


the sob below me whants to make his own zombie

Nawh... (looks around) I mean how did you know that? It's as if your read my own mind.

The sob below me likes to wear black alot... and likes to see women do naughty things...

Are you spying on me?

The SOB belom me doesnt know what an SOB is.

Son of a Boar, right?

The SOB below me actually liked Whoopi's pathetic sitcom Whoopi.

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

what? you didn't?

The SOB below me has been spending the last hour trying to decide whether to wax or shave this evening.

And I've decided waxing. I'd shave, but I always cut my tender legs.

The son of a bitch below me needs to make like a tree... and get the fuck outta here.

aaaarrggggh it's TINM, let's get the fuck out of here !!!


the sob below me watches crappy comercials 24 hours a day

I dont watch commercials 24/7 I just dont even watch TV all that much anymore lol.

The Sob below me can lick his own testickels

I wish!

The SOB below me has gingevitis

ermmm the son of a bitch below me feasts on rectal pubic hair

Eww... now let tell you my answer. No I don't like that type of hair to eat. For it is not editable.

The sob below me must like unusual tasting hairy foods.

That would depend what hairy foods are. Do my own hairs count? If so, then yes. :)

The SOB below me is not a virgin, and they are not married...(oooohhh)

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

Wrong on both counts asshole!

The son of a bitch below me will be almost as much of an asshole as the son of a bitch above me

auw you A-hole that hurted :p


the sob below me has the same teeth as austin powers

So they tell there's been leaps and bounds in the field of dentistry... I still don't buy it.

The son of a bitch below me doesn't know why Santa's sack is so huge.

The son of a bitch below me engages in the unspeakable sexual acts on goats

Um... actually that is a no. I don't like to go into those areas actually.:D

The sob below me seems to like the color green alot

Nah its more red and black but I know someone who does love green hehe.

The sob below me is the sob above the one below him/her

Hmm... now that is a toughy for me since I am barely awake...

The sob below me is confusing the shit out of me since my mind is still in a dream land

look into my eye's. you will fall to sleep now :p


the sob below me has a HOOTERS shirt

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.

The SOB below me actually goes to Hooters for the wings. (Actually, at the one in San Francisco, you do go for the wings.)

But o'course. Everything else is just an added benefit.

The son of a bitch below me did not have a party in three out of his four classes today.

Didn't have class today, so I guess I can see where you're going with that.

The SOB below me had diarrhea yesterday.

What the....how did you....oh never mind.

The son of a bitch below me knows what knoxskorner.com is and loves it.

Free Your Minds.

-neoizcool

Hmm... that word does seem to ring a bell... still nothing comes to my blank mind...

The sob below me likes to make up words and use them in his sentences to confuse he friends with.

ASf, you read my mind!! How did you know that! I love watching people wonder whether the word's real or not when I use it. A friend of mine, Emily, and I love making up words and using them, such as stupdendufluous. knoxs does matrix parodies and and klaymation, by the way.

Anyways, the SOB below me thinks Sonic is cooler than Mario. (something I would agree with)

Hehehhe How did you know that...
Mario sucks bigtime Sonic RULES.

The Sob below me is a guy or a girl that loves drinking beer while being yanked in the ear by George W Bush and getting a rim job by mister santaclaws himself

:eek:


the sob below me get's locked up in the basement when it's christmas

Well actually... that is kind of true on what happens in my house... we are locked up in our house for the whole entire day. And then the next day we go out to the beach.

The sob below me loves Christmas so much that he dreams about it every single day of his life

That was supposed to be a secret, but okay...

The SOB below me thinks PS2 rules!

it does. it fucking owns the xbox with it's crappy controller. and it owns the gamecube big time !

the sob below me hate's Halo and Halo 2

Lol. No I don't. I just have never seen Halo before in my life until I joined this group.

The sob below me think Halo is the greatest thing in the world

just one of many

The SOB below me likes snow

Yeah, i haven't seen snow before!
The SOB below me likes heat, especially 100 degree celsius or higher.

Oh yeah the flames of hell are even greater


the sob below me walks around in a tutu all day long

nah not anymore lol (j/k never had a tutu before)

The sob below me is soaking wet in the pants because the sob below me cant hold his/her blatter.

Lol. Now that brings back many memories to my mind. *sniff* j/k

The sob below me has a sister or brother that can't control their own blatters

hey, at least it's not me. anymore.

The SOB below me has cheese in his/her pants.

Cheese, what cheese, i have butter...nah J/K!
The Sob below me loves to bathe in mud.

it's so refreshing


the sob below me, had a snowy day today

hehe it snowed today here. but now it's raining so it's melting (that always happens here :mad: )

Where I live? I wish. Really, I do. I hate living near the equator.

The SOB below me is cursing himself/herself because he/she wasn't at the Indian Ocean when the tsunamis rolled by, thus missing out on some wicked surfing time.

if only I could surf. damn corn fields always cramp my style.

the sob below me doesn't understand the importance of the shift key.

Actually I do. Because I use it alot when I reply to anything.

^the sob below me thinks that there really shouldn't be any shift key on the keyboard

what does it do anyway. only making letters in cap :p

the sob below me doesn't understand his keyboard :rolleyes:

kle;4jb90 tgftrj;jk;

ahifigureditoutquitewellthankyouverymuchthesobbelowmeactuallytookthetimetoreadthispieceofcrapmessage.fuggles,justcuzilovethisword.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I have no social life.....

The SOB below me thinks Jessica Simpson is overrated.

Using the word overrated is overrated.

Ha! The SOB below me is so underrated, and I feel sorry for you. Here's $5.

Oh really, thanks for the five dollars, and I'm gonna give you my five dollars (translate---a slap) and then a fist. W00t!
tHe SoB bElOw Me Is WoNdErInG wHy Is ThE sKy BlUe?

I think I should go ahead and take this time to rescind my offer for $5 and kick OA in the balls. Furthermore, while he is on the ground writhing in pain, I'd like to say that typing in alternating caps is quite annoying, and deserves another kick in the balls.

The sky is blue because the nitrogen rich atmosphere absorbs all the other colors of the visible light spectrum, reflecting blue. Hence, the sky is blue.

The SOB below will kick OA in the balls for hat trick.

OA has balls?

The son of a bitch below me called the shit "poop."

Yup, and for one moment I thought poop=TINM
The SOB Below me wants to go on a strike

depends on what the strike is for.


the sob below will defend OA, and kick NMN 10x in the balls :p

Naaah, maybe I'll gang up on OA and kick his balls too.

The sob below me has experience the sweet, sweet experience that is keelhauling.

You're god-damned right I've got experience with keelhauling bloody landlubbers.

The SOB below me is a bloody landlubber.

Damn right I am nah Im not I love the skies....

The sob below me is a manly chick, has got a cunt and had his titties removed in surgery.

What? My tits removed? I still have my breasts and I can prove it to you with a picture that I had to take. But not on this site.:D j/k

^the sob below me must be two sex where he is both male and female (I forgot the real name on what they call these people)

That would be a shemale, no? Gross.

The SOB below is in debt, just like me.

I believe the term we were seaching for is hermaphrodite.

As for being in debt: join the club, pal.

The SOB below me is equally as displeased as myself that Target no longer has Juicy Twizzlers.

yeah that sucks :p

the sob below me constantly shakes his head

oops, you caught me as I was doing it. I must be surrounded by idiots.

The SOB below me has seen all the freakin' Freddy movies.

Hell yeah. i own all 7 on dvd (and freddy vs jason of course)


the sob below me only watches love story movie's. because he/she is too afraid to watch anything else

ACtually No I am always watching horror and thriller and Sci-Fi because im afraid of watching lovestorys hehehe.

The sob below me actually is a mixture betweena few dosen races

Yeah I sure have many. Which is over more than 15 mixes in me. Lol.

The sob below me likes his family history.:D

Short and simple. Irish.

The SOB below me has no idea what the heck we're talking about.

LOL... really? I think its the inverse, u dun understand what I'm talking about!

ThE sOb BeLoW mE wAnTs To Be ToRtUrEd In HeLl.

No, the alternating caps was far more torture than any man should succumb to.

The son of a bitch below me has obsessive compulsive disorder. Is that a speck on your monitor?

Jeez!!!!!! Look! Another speck, another, another, aaaaaaaggghhh!!!!!!!

the sob below me hates it when people dont use proper punctuation

no i got to life with it :p


the sob below me, is addicted to the movie cinderela

I've never actually seen Cinderella, but I've seen a film called Ever After, which is like Cinderella only more realistic. I'm no way addicted to it. But it is an ok film.

the sob below me snores like an aeroplane taking off. On a good night.

Lol. I never snored in my life. But I do still talk in my sleep and have full on conversations about anything.

^the sob below me has a person in their family that has sleeping problems

yup, that'd be me.
i don't sleep too well. takes me hours to get to sleep. and then i wake up all the time.
this is boring you to death isnt it?

as_f, do you really have conversations in your sleep? that is so strange yet so cool! i once said "postcards" in my sleep when i was on holiday, but that's about it.

the sob below me is gonna have a disastrous new year's eve

NO hahaha http://fun4gamers.nl/showtime/fun/owned4.jpg

i had a good one.


the sob below me will have a terrible 2005

Probably...depends on whether I can renew my scholarships.

The SOB below me has a monk in their family.

I do?
Well, you learn something new every day!

the sob below me is addicted to this thread, even though it doesnt give you post count any more! the sob below me also doesnt realise that this one has probably been done before!

This has been done before? What?? This game doesn't give you postcounts????

The SOB below me is all alone on this New year's eve....:(

only when I was visiting the good ol' watercloset.

The sob below me loves yo' mama jokes waaaaaay too much.

Lol. Well Triality I do that not that often nowadays. But I used to do it so much. My mom said that when I was in a very deep sleep I would talk for hours on hours and hours. The longest time that I talked to myself was for eight hours straight. That was a shock to her. But she told me that when I was talking in my sleep I would talk about things that bothered me, things that I didn't like, friends I missed, even some of my secrets I talked about in my sleep. So as you can see I talk about pratically everything in my sleep. Yeah I thought it was weird that I did that too. Also my mom said twice I sang in my sleep two very weird and unusual songs. But she forgot what they were. However I think it is pretty cool that I used to talk so much in my sleep.

No unfortunately. Alot of people tell me that my moms jokes suck alot.

The sob below me has the greatest mother in the world.

Actually all mothers are the greatest, they gave birth to all of us, isn't that great, plus taking care of us when we are children...lol

The SOB below me wants to burn MediaCorp(se) down now!!!!!!!!!! (or any retard TV station)

burn, burn BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN. heheheheehe make them burn !!!


the sob below me almost lost a few fingers wile playing with fireworks

I should have read the safety leaflet. Now I type at only half the speed.

The SOB below me is on the wrong site.

Which would explain why I'm able to reply.....wait, that does't make any sense.

The SOB below me actually understands the Matrix movies (like me).

You're damn right I do:)

The SOB below me is physically unable to post...so..if someone posts then it creates a paradox, thereby making an unstable rift in the space time continuum, possibly bringing upon us a cataclysmic crash of reality as we know it. Good job buddy.

:)

I like candy.

The SOB below me also likes candy.

?????That was supposed to be a secret!!

The SOB below can't understand this, so he will not be able to post, thereby creating another rift. Aaaahhh.....

The SOB has just fallen into the wormhole that i have just created... or something.

No, no, noooooooooo, tell my wife I love heeereraaagharhhhahrhghahggahahg.........

The SOB below me realizes that since I am technically unable to type this, another rift has been created, and this will continue on and and on and on.

And on.

Geesh! How long will this stupid stuff go on!!!

The sob below be is so confusing that alot of people think that they are irratating...

Is it I the one that's irratating, or is the person who cannot spell irratating? Because if I were the irritating one, then I would shoot someone. That being said, I hope this was quite confusing, because I enjoy being irratating, whatever that is.

The SOB below uses a spellchecker. Please, sweet Jesus, tell me you do.

Yse. Defineatelly.

The SOB below me is attracted to hairdryers.

And what of it? I picked it up from Snake...so talk to him. Hey - just think of all that time before he met Meryl...let's just be happy it's only hairdryers.

The SOB below me....is below me...and LIKES it!

I'd have liked it better if you were PP, but I'll take what I can get......EEEWW!!!

The SOB below me actually got the deluxe edition of the Ultimate Matrix Collection. (Lucky son of a.....)

I ain't got jack, cos my crack is taking all my green-backs, yo!

KIDS! DON'T SMOKE CRACK, OK!?

Anyway, I took a nice little holiday...I've now returned fresh, clean and fruity. Apples get you awake quicker than any cup of coffee, by the way...

So...life goes on and RESPECT to all those that can help and DO! You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

The son of a bitch below ain't seen the things I've seen...

Although true, it's good to see you back, my friend.

The son of a bitch below me is not going to be the next son of a bitch below you.

As far as I know, I'm not gonna be a SOB. :)

The SOB below me like it when many lives are lost in the tsunami incident

Hmmmm... Nope, no way to answer that cleverly.

The SOB below me draws their own porn

yeah dude, getting better everyday :p


the sob below me hate's will smith

No I don't. Lol. I love him as an actor man!

The sob below me has a problem with black actors.

Only if their first names are X, and their last names are Zibit.

The SOB below me thinks too much of himself.

man i am good :p


the sob below me whants to kill rappers

Only 80% of them.

The SOB below me is a newbie.

Hell no, I was here before most of you!

The SOB below me actually LIKES n00bs

no. i am a noob killer


the sob below love's spam mail

Hell no, I was here before most of you!

Except me. :)


LOVES spam mail!? I think you're bordering on inciting the wrath of the ghost in the machine with that one. Not even a raving lunitic would love spam mail...it's physically impossible.


The SOB below me just also happens to be the ghost in the machine.

How did you know that I was a dead person? No wonder I am so fair.;)

The sob below me loves to read and dead people and ghost stories.:D

Actually, the term ghost in the machine (or ghost in the shell) has nothing to do with a dead person...but oh well.

No, I...*looks around sheepishly*...I hate those type of books...*sobs*


The SOB below me shares my love for the greatest series of books ever - THe Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

Well, my son...I've read 'The Talisman' and 'Black House', but I have yet to cast my eyes upon 'The Dark Tower' series. I must admit, it has intrigued me...but, pray tell...Is it worth getting into?

The son of a bitch below me continues to keep alive my former incarnation's single greatest gift to this website...

I have no idea whether that is a good thing or a bad thong - although I prefer the latter.

Yeap that's me baby, yeah. Admit it, you'd be lost without me.

The son of a bitch below me is a founding member of the babbling stooges.

Hell no, I was here before most of you!

Actually, by memory you registered the same day I did.

Well actually I'd give a lot of that credit to Kara...but hey, I can take some.

The son of a bitch below me has no life.

Why do you think I come here tent times every freakin' day?

The SOB below me thinks Neo could beat Yoda in a fight.(answer: yes he could.)

Because of course such a fight is an inevitable occurrence...wait...meh, I place money on Neo, in any case

The SOB below me is a real SOB (Whoa..clever, huh?)

bring it on, punk !

the sob below me doesn't know whata avatar is

No, course not... I only made the bloody things for ages..........

The sod of monkeys ass bandit is gay, but not only that, but is trying to follow in my footsteps and is a BUM WANNABE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've known about bumfights since you were shitting your diapers, sonny. Sorry, but you're 5-6 years behind the times.

The son of a bitch below me is lucky enough to be unemployed.

That I am.

The son of a bitch below me has never seen snow.

pfft. Snow day here for all the grade/highschoolers. Too bad I'm still on winter break.

The sob below me keeps munching on the not-so-white-but-rather-moreso-ivory-or-yellowish snow.

Ew. Hey, PP, where have you been on MM4?

The SOB below me doesn't know what MM4 is.

I know damn well what it is, I just choose not to know the intricate details about it.

The son of a bitch below me wasn't fortunate enough to partake of Pyramid Nitro Stout this evening. Additionally, the son of a bitch below me isn't fortunate to be going bowling tonight, either.

The SOB below me thinks.

... that that was pretty damn funny.

The son of a bitch below me is the maharajah.

Yes I am.

The son of a bitch below me has a cell phone that has virtually unlimited minutes after 9pm

Lyke yes, totally! 'Cause being as stereotypical as possible, I live in the Valley and absolutely LOVE to talk people's ears off! Lyke... fer sure!

But seriously, I do have unlimited Night and Weekends. But I think mine is after 7pm.

The SOB below me KNOWS that e comes before f in the alphabet.

Well duh.

No sex, drugs, or rock 'n' roll for the son of a bitch below me.

uhhh oke


the sob below me makes love to donkeys

Nope, not even close:)

The SOB below me only likes The Matrix Trilogy for its fight scenes

ohh! kill 'em, Neo! Nothing's hotter than a nerd in black kicking asses. And, hey, the asses aren't bad either.

The sob below me thinks all the fights were real.

Not really only if you want me too I hope the sex scene was real though ;)

The sob below me sucks donkey balls

Damn, you got me.

The son of a bitch below me is on a highway to hell. I'll see ya at the next rest area.

Dude, I've already been there and back...

The SOB below me loves shopping with their grandma, and helping her pick out underwear and other intimates *and secretly likes trying them on*

yeah, so some folks look at gramma and me like we're weird and all, but I think the funeral home did a pretty damn good with her makeup. We even almost wear the same size...what more could a girl ask for?

The sob below me loves spam.

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/2/sign01.gif
nope

the sob below me would like to kill people

You're damn right I would. I have a few specific people in mind. *cough*^*cough*

The SOB below me knows exactly what I'm talking about. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, SAY no MORE!

I know what you are meaning. i got the same idea's

the sob below me wanted to live in WW2

I actually wanted to live in the war? Ok then... yeah thats cool I guess


The SOB below my likes to use the litterbox instead of a toilette...

So what? I happen to really like cats...and some of their ways become appealing to me once in a while, there's nothing wrong with that....

The SOB below me knows what the word magniloquence means

Of course I do, but I cannot communicate its true meaning to you, for if I did, volcanoes across the world would simultaneously erupt, earthquakes would shatter the lands, planes would perform figure eights in the skies, Robert Goulet would take a dive at the Coconut Banger's Ball, and rabbid chipmunks would feed on the flesh of the living by the mere utterance of the definition.

The son of a bitch below me laughed his ass off at a certain smiley that was coupled with a certain message from a certain user of this board that posted here a couple messages above.

......no?

The SOB below me engages in garrulous soliloquies whenever they get the chance.

damn straight.

The sonuvabeyotchbelowme is responsible for this thread being dropped for six freaking days. That's gotta be a record.

Nah, that would be NITOs fault!

The SOB below me relies on this thread to maintain their very vitality.

No, that would MGS I rely on:) (Well, that and my woman, but that's a tale for another day *wink*)

The SOB below me is a fan of Konami

That and a few others my friend like THQ, EA, Jacks Pacific, Midway and the list just goes on and on.

The son of a B I T C H below me got kicked outta Red Lobster for bringing their own crabs.