Son of a bitch BELOW you game...

I am forever cursed to wallow in the midnight-black shadow of his awe-inspring physical, mental and alphabetical stature.

The son of a bitch below me is NOT a toaster.

Is it that good or bad?

The soab below me is a nazi...

http://www.weatherheadhistory.ik.org/pub/CustomerSites/Schools/V1transfer/ept-020308154147.nsf/0/b865abbba75e754980256ba900749833/$FILE/Hitler'sAims.jpg

yeah one day i will rule the world



the sob below me is osama bin laden's bitch

hahahahha
I am not osama's bitch...i am his bitch...'s secret lover's friend's enemy's roommate's cousin's enemy's enemy's friend!

the person below me belongs to a family of n00bs!

Damn right.. lol. j/k.

The soab below me has an obsession with Milo...

whats milo ? a person or a drink ?

I dunno.. lol. I know that its in a can.. Thats about it.

oh oke

the sob below me believes in ufo's

Well, what else would explain the large circle type shadow that came over me about an hour ago..?

The soab below is a huge fan of the beetles

who are they ? i'm no fan of bugs :p

the sob below me is big fan of micheal jackson. and would do anything to be with him at neverland

If I had the chance to be near him (when theres no security around) I would smash his sick ass plastic camel-featured face in! :D

The soab below me is a shemale....

Is a 'shemale' a close relation to a 'tamale'? If so, then 'yes', I am that 'shemale'...My main reasoning behind this being that I'm hot, spicy, meaty and delicious. If you are referring to that most yin-yang of creations, then sadly this dog is all bone and no taco.

The Son of a Be-atch below is a nincompoop.

PS. Do I win anything for being the first person on this website to use the word 'nincompoop'? If 'no', then shame on you, shame on you.

and your price is....... NOTHING because your a nincompoop.

the sob below me is a nudist

Streaker actually.... lol J/K!

Shemale as in like woman with male features and visa versa...

The soab below me doesn't know how to use a pen or a pencil (I suppose thats one way of getting out of exams.. lol)

Indeed, they're too complicated. I write things out with the blood from my fingertip.

The son of a bitch below me is a pedophile. Sicko. Don't try telling me "Sorry, but you're wrong" either. Won't work this time, sicko.

Indeed, they're too complicated. I write things out with the blood from my fingertip.

The son of a bitch below me is a pedophile. Sicko. Don't try telling me "Sorry, but you're wrong" either. Won't work this time, sicko.

Well, you know my view on morals... I'm no christian, bitch. Say, how old was your sister again?

The person below me is neither kine nor kindred, but rather something vile in the middle. An inferior cancer swelling amonst us for so long a time. The son bitch below me is a 'Dawson's Creek Viewer'!

Mr U

dawson creek ? isn't that the serie with that pussyface in it ?

lol HU -44 points how did you do that ?


the sob below me wanted to be the third twin of the olsen twins

and your price is....... NOTHING because your a nincompoop.

Huh...'price'?!?! I think you're getting confused...I AM 'priceLESS', but I was desiring a 'priZe'...Anyway, whose 'nincompoop' are you talking about? Or are you saying I am a nincompoop'? In which case, you are sadly mistaken as YOU were the son of a bitch below me...just as I wanted to be the 'third twin'(!!!) of those little bitches...in which case I would be the dark, lesbian, incestous one...WOooooooohahahahahahahahahaha!

The son of a bitch below me 'wanted to be the FOURTH twin of the Olsen twins'!(?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!)

Sure, why not? Even though there can't really be four twins, because that would make them quadruplets, but you'd obviously figured that out already.

The son of a bitch below me is breathing.

.................. Yes, very good.. lol.

The soab below me is a giant amongst others...

yeah your right. i'm very tall yes. i'm 1.92m long

the sob below me is a dwarf amongst others

Yes.. Yes I am... :D

The soab below me is a Hill-Billy

They call me "Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel."

The son of a bitch below me had best un-fuck himself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks.

If you are going to do that it's either: You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck OR You had best square your ass and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks.

The SOB below me is the type of person to fuck a guy in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

'Tis called creative license, you crazy Jap. Mixing things up a bit.

I command the son of a bitch below me to choke himself.

.................................................................................................................................


....T..h..e soab.. be..low me...i...s... par...tl...y f..r..en...ch....thrtfj *Dies from lack of air..*

Oui, parle vous francais?

The SoaB Below me will drown in Mountain Dew

Oh, gimme a break.. I already died from lack of oxygen... lol j/k :D

The soab below me has the middle name "Dickensonsonchuwawaa"... Now thats a very interesting middle name! :)

i cant even pronounce it.
The Soab below me as a total lack of sex

Well... You know.. *Slowly backs away into a dark corner*

The soab below me enjoys pop music...

Erm nope thats too far I cant even fake that one.

The soab below me's prized possession is a coconut

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, di di lee di, all sitting in a row! Big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head!

The SOB below me is a complete and utter imbecile and should be blugeoned to death with a banana.

Death by Banana... Sounds interesting..

The soab below me is a Michael Jackson lover and look-a-like.

"Sh-moan-muther-fucker! Aeeiiiiiii-whoooooo!"

The son of a bitch below me knows what a 'Mercurial Sphygmomanometer' is...

Isn't it a blood pressure monitor??

The soab below doesn't know how to use a can-opener...

Ehhh...yeah, I do..silly...you just stick it up duck's asses to create the sound of a thousand sunrises, right?

The son of a bitch below doesn't know how to PRONONCE 'Mercurial Sphygmomanometer' and didn't know what it was until N2 googoogoogoogoogagagagalisedededededed it...

Copy/paste - http://thereisnomatrix.tripod.com/mercurial.wav

Do I win? I want my cookie.

The son of a bitch below me blows dogs for quarters.

I have tried and tried and tried my whole life to get a quarter out of a dog after giving it a good blow, but I don't think I'm quite the Alchemist...yet. I will keep trying and once I do manage to inflate a dog to the point that it conceives a quarter I promise to tell the world the secret of my sorcery. Needful things are not the desire of this soul.

The son of a bitch below me is also having trouble with his/her/it's sortilege...

...and that's bad because....?


The SOB below me came to MM because of a link from their Harry Potter forum

Feel free to type something scurrilous OR EVEN ENCOMIASTICAL about the person below you...


Ahh...there you go, my dear...Now you can finally understand the game you've been playing 13 or so times...

You're welcome.

I hate Harry Potter.. It sucks. Harry Potter in the films (Daniel Radcliffe) sucks can't act to save his life... When are they going to make a decent computerized film of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!! Now that would be a bloody decent film...

The soab below me is a fast food junkie.

Yea thats true. I love fast food.

The SOB below is a health food freak.

Must... eat... APPLE!!!!

The soab below me is can't type very fast...

i can typ fast. amlmost blind (sometime's i am just typing and watching tv at the same time

Same here... I can type without looking at the screen and get the spelling perfect.. Like I've just done... I am very fast at typing... And proud of it.. :)

The soab below me is cheesey

I'm from frickin' Wisconsin. What the flip do you think?

The son of a bitch below me is going to get hit in the head with a steak.

Can it be off a bicycle? Please? Puh-leeze!!??

The SOB below me doesn't like to use the nurse's chapstick.

Is there any other way?

Ugh... That's gross. I don't want to use the nurse's. What does she know.

The son of a bitch below me wishes he could draw a liger as good as mine. I'm probably the best artist I know.

I know, only if I could. Damn.

The sumbich below me ran for school president but didn't know they had to have a flippin' skit.

yeah i whas so disapointed

lol they don't even got that on schools here in holland


the sob below me love's to spank his monkey :p

Yep... I also teach my monkey Kung Fu... Good monkey...

The soab below me can't fight...

Oh yeah? Come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

The son of a bitch below me has been chatting with babes online all day and is training to be a cage fighter.

Damn blown my cover.... *runs into hiding*

The Son of a bitch below me was thrown to the ground and knows hes ugly because of that

The shame.. The shame!!!

The soab below me is a retarded bum feeler....

yeah i feel around there neck, and then i snap it

the sob below me whants to be like bush

Hmmm... That would be in a nightmare...

The soab below me beats up golfers for fun....

yeah it's so much fun, first i steal one of there golf clubs. then when they whant to put. i make alot of hard noise's when they start looking in the bushes for me. i jump out and bet the crap out of them


the sob below me fell from a building once and broke his leg

Yeah, I sort of strayed from the path.....

the soab below me failed his driving test 7 times....

Let's just say my driving teacher has become a lot more religious because of me. :D

The sob below needs to stop pretending to be a dog.

Ok, ok, fine I will. Sheesh...................... woof.

The Sob below me is the most paranoid person in the entire world.

Oh my god, TINM IS STALKING ME!!

V The Sonuvabitch below me has sex with his/her sister V

Of course not! But she's so pretty....(/me slaps himself to his senses)

The sob below me is the reason for Barbie & Ken's break-up

Yeah, so what? But I should still get 'props' for playing them off against each other, right!?!...Stupid plastic-hair Ken thought I was only getting down wid him, when I was doing his missus at the same time...SNAP!

The Son Of A Bitch Below me is 3 lengths short of a metre, but a little more than 8 widths wide of a cheetah...

So your basically saying I have the stature of that fat lump thing off Star-Wars? (The thing at the race in Episode 1.. I think).. Well thank you very much for your kind words..............

The soab below me eats dog food.

yeah what's good for a dog is good for a human :p


the sob below me got raped by a 80 year old woman yesterday

It's not rape if I don't resist...

The son of a bitch below me is gonna get whacked.

Ow! Fuck! Who did that?

The SOB below me wussed out of going paintballing once

Only when it was my first time :o but then I finally went.

The SOB below me went Kayaking down a mountain, and got beat up real bad. You should have put on your helmet.

Yes I did once. Only my "kayak" was a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, and I was sliding face first, and there were no helmets accessible at the time. And yeah, you could say there was a little blood involved, but no broken bones or major injuries that didn't heal up within a week. True story.

The sonofabitch below me is the kind of goddamn yuppie that gives their dog bottled water.

yeah nothing is too good for my dog



the sob below me is a weakling. can't even lift a feather

Well what do you expect? That certain feather had a bloody 10 ton ball attached to it!!! lol

the soab below me has NEVER succeeded in getting a girlfriend...

Girls suck.

The SOB below me likes The Matrix Revolutions. Loser

I just realised something. Making the thread is about sons of bitches rules out girls from posting... is that why they're not participating or is that because they're not post-whores like us?

I thoroughly enjoyed Revolutions. 'Tis the truth. And you're absolutely right on the technicality of the thread, but what with all these women's rights activists running around, whatcha gonna do?

The son of a bitch below me is a feminist.

Son of a bitch is a colloquial expression, just ask the thread starter. And yeah I am a feminist, bitches* should have rights too.

*bitch - any educated, powerful woman who gets things done without messing around. this is a common term, and is not meant to degrade women in any way. so stop with the death threats. thanks.

the son of a bitch below me is very self-conscious, afraid what everyone will think of them, and doesn't realize that this will be your downfall.

No harm in caring what people think of you....

The soab below me is a jippy twat that will get his face smashed in if he carries on the way he is...

Why Thanx... *Gets face smashed in.* Well I guess its to late for a heads up.

The SOB below me is the one who bashed my face in, and better watch their back. You never no what a jippy twat can do to you.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....

The SOB below me has air conditioning. Oh, how I envy air conditioning.

In the car or at home? If the car, HA! Yeah, right. If the house, if you call a swamp cooler and a fan air condtioning, then yea.

The SOB below me is a lucky bastard who doesn't have to sit through three hours of boring-as-hell monotonous Trigonometry. You lucky bastard. I hate you.

Ahhh...yes, it is true...my student days are over...till perhaps I return from whence I came and complete my MA...But it is also true that my school days are far from finished, as that is where I am NOW...

The Son Of A Bitch Below me, is not a 'son-of-a-bitch', but rather a very nice person who is pleasant, well-meaning, polite and has a similar affect on people as pretty flowers do...

I must've responded before the person you were REALLY talking about, because DPD is a bad motherfucker. Yes I am.

The son of a bitch below me will say something about the son of a bitch below them.

I must've responded before the person you were REALLY talking about, because DPD is a bad motherfucker. Yes I am.

No, you are not. You are like a beautiful rose bud that blooms in spring and rejoices in summer. Stay that way. Always...

The son of a bitch below me shaves his testicles as a result of him reasoning that if he expects girls to grease the crease, then he should mow the lawn...

Shaves his testicles? Ow. How do I reach them exactly? Forget that actually.

The sumbitch below myself is a lowly peasant. Ha.

yeah. but i'm waiting for my promotion :p



the sob below me is a redneck

Partly due to sunburn... lol :D

The soab below me IS.. Yes, you read right... IS... A... CABBAGE!

Blaaaaaach!, I hate cabbage, wait no then that would mean I hate myself. Man N-2 now you got me all confused. :mad:

The son of a B#@&* below me is scared of a man with a hand of knifes known as Freddy Krueger. Well I got some news for ya, he's running around this site. You better go hide.
Waaahahahaha!!!

Ok that was lame.

Yeah it was.

The son of a bitch below me is about to be filleted, the fat fuck.

Fillited? By who? For what reason and when? If it is my destiny, then I condone the measure...however...I feel it is a little unfair.

The Son of a bitch BELOW me likes to 'push sheep through hedges'...

yeah and when they get stuck, i start kicking them

the sob below me will later become a bomber

I always took a liking to terrorism...

The son of a bitch below me burned the fucking steak.

When it's brown it's cookin, when it's black it's done.

the SOB below me doensn't know their elbows from their asshole.

Hey dosen't every body have a little bit of that problem in'em.

The SOB below me has the three H's. Happy, Hairy and Horny after taking Prozac, Rogaine and Viagra.

Yes I do...... Yes I do....

The soab below me is the sort of mean person to run up to helpless cow and boot him in the side... Pure evil.

whahahhaha damn i'm evil. i even beated up some handicapt children the other day ;)


the sob below me beats up handicapt childeren for fun

AHHEMMMM. No comment. I beat up idiots, but never disabled folk of any age. So let's just leave it at idiots.

The sonofabitch below me thinks he's the deities gift to men and woman, and takes his teeth out for those 'special times'.

mwhat mare myou mtalkin mabout? MI mjust mlike meating mmuff, mbut mI mdon't mlike meating mman mpubes mbecause mI'm mnot mgay...malthough mI mhave mno mproblem mif myou mdo mthat...

mthe mson mof ma mbitch mbelow mme...arga-la-la...ahh, that's better!...the son of a bitch below me is bound by the archaic and putrid rules that govern his/her life to the point of paralysis and the restriction of self expression...

mwhat mare myou mtalkin mabout? MI mjust mlike meating mmuff, mbut mI mdon't mlike meating mman mpubes mbecause mI'm mnot mgay...malthough mI mhave mno mproblem mif myou mdo mthat...

mthe mson mof ma mbitch mbelow mme...arga-la-la...ahh, that's better!...the son of a bitch below me is bound by the archaic and putrid rules that govern his/her life to the point of paralysis and the restriction of self expression...

I guess this ^ is why the poor dude was banned, eh? I, for the life of me, can't make head nor tail about what he's going on about...all those 'm's make my mouth water...

As for being "bound by the archaic and putrid rules that govern my life to the point of paralysis and the restriction of self expression"...well, yes and no and maybe, but only on Tuesdays...

The soab below moi has never eaten chicken bum-bum before...but I have! It tastes like...chicken! But then again, so do rocks, worms, alligators and tulips...the important question is what DOESN'T taste like chicken and the answer will give you eternal life...

never eaten chicking. i don't eat meat


the sob below me, whants to go to hell instead of heaven

Me and Lucipher are tight as all hell. We go way back. How could I NOT want eternal damnation in hell. Lyke totally.

The son of a bitch below me is pregnant.

One thing....u spelled Lucifer wrong, hahaha. I should know I dated him, lol.
Oh n I'm not pregnant, I'm on the pill.

The SOB below has no clue of u know what... :eek:

You're right. I have no clue of you know what. You know what, I have no clue. English is fun.

The SOB below me is very sad and lonely fellow.

I am... So sad... and lonely... and cold... and gasy... Will you be my friend?

The son of a bitch below me will be my friend.

crap. Do I hafta?

The SOB below me likes to dress up in drag and stand on the roadside, flashing truckdrivers

Of course you do. At least you can say you have a good friend who likes to dress up in drag and stand on the roadside, flashing truck drivers.

The son of a bitch below me stutters beyond comprehension.

N-n-n-n-n-n-ooo-oo-oo, I-I-I-I-I d-d-dd-d-d-ooo-ooo-nn-tt-t-t. Y-y-yu-yoo-oo s-s-s-st-st-u-uuu-t-t-t-t-t-eerr-rrr.

T-t-the S-s-s-s-O-ooo-Buh-b-eeee buh-buh-buh-b-e-l-l-l-oo-o-w-w-w muh-muh-muh-e-ee suh-suh-suh-uu-uu-ck-suh-k-ss.

lol do something against the stuttering


the sob below me cuts his own wrists several times a week

yeah... so?
holy crap. Let me go put a bandaid on that so I can do it again tomorrow...

ok.

The SOB below me thinks Prince (or the Artist formerly known as... or whatever the heck he's going by now) is hot.

You bitch! You told me my secret infatuation with him was safe with you.

The son of a bitch below me is a backstabber.

oeps sorry for that knife in your back TINM. oeps sorry there is another one ;)


the sob below me live's in a garbage bag

as long as i have my drumkit i'm cool with that.
the sob bleow me is a big fat liar with green hair and red eyes with a tail and horns.

hummm let's see. my hair is black (but i would like to dye it green) my skin is white. and i don't got horns and a tail. no that isn't me

the sob below me has white hair, as a natural colour.

*looks at person behind him: 'i think he's talking to you'*

the sob below me has nightmares about giant peas.

"i survive every nightmare but die in every dream" - 2fierce

the SOB below me is not the G.O.A.T.

Ha. Says the person who smells funny.

The SOB below me sucks worse than Battlefield Earth.

yeah john travolta has nothing on me


the sob below me loved the movie aliens vs predator

I might as well with all the junk food i eat. :D

VV The SOB below me is a Republican. VVV

Yes...and is that a bad thing, young man? I find it hard to understand the constant bad-rep that Mr. President gets from people around the world!! He got rid of Saddam and killed a load of stupid towel-heads...what's wrong with that? Seems to me like he's doing the right thing...Who wants a president that doesn't think the US is THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!?!?!?! We are the GREATEST...everyone should copy us, as we are better than them! Kofi Annan can stuff his stupid little goatee up his butty and hope that we help him again next time he needs another country being blown-up...thus making the stupid little UN relevent, instead of a bunch of rich diplomats sitting around a nice office, trying to think of important things to do...

The Son Of A Bitch below me ISN'T BANNED....duh.

The person below me is not Ou Be Low hoo.

Mr U

Or am I...

The gentleman beneath myself is a spiffing chap.

hell ya

the sob below me whants to destroy Ou be low hoo computer and internet conection

Course i do.

the SOB bellow me will be very angry.

HULK SMASH

http://www.mlantern.com/ab/images/hulk.jpg


the sob below me like's to fry ants. and then eat them

No, I like to fry/burn them with either boiling hot water or a magnifying glass... I don't eat them........ *Backs Away Slowly*

The soab below me has difficulty completing a race on Burnout 3 with hardly any traffic and NO rivals.... God help you. lol

I'm sorry... I just... well, it's tough... and... can I have my stapler please?

The SOB below me believes that crap his/her friends forward to him/her.

i didnt understadn that...
the SOB below me masterbates in AOL chat rooms

PP, I'm a son of a bitch, and I'm below you, and, AND, I understood that. Aren't I special? Now, if you copy/paste my post here to 5 other people within the next 5 minutes, you'll find happiness for the rest of your life. If you don't, you'll die tomorrow. Dead.

Kirby, I prefer Yahoo to AOL.

The son of a biotch below me does NOT have off on Wednesday.

Why oh why can't people spell the act of self-pleasure? It's MastUrbate. Get it straight or don't do it. And I know you don't want to stop.

You are correct, sir. Technically. I do not have the day off from work, but I do have the day off from school, just like you.

The SOB below me plays with God's mind.

To which God are you referring? If it's the Christian God I don't think that statement is completely accurate, but whatever, thumbs up.

The SOB below me has a unibrow.

this is the way my country and people looked like, right? Is ok, beacause it is you that joke on me? ok i know i know. but is it ok. right?

the bitch person bnelow me is drunking too many of the vodkas! now is faliing down the flooer beacuse it is drunk and can not see the road gooder than when it was befor the drink! hahaahhaah

The SOB below me is an oompa-loompa, or however you spell the little bastards.

Na, can't be that. I'm too tall, against there rules...

The SOB below me wants to a moon walker for Halloween.

hummmm



the sob below me likes to ram his head true glass windows

i tried that...my head hurt...

the SOB below me hates me

I'm not sure if I would like to try that . What's it like?Where did you get your
head hurt?Tell me more.

I think I liked you better when you were still licking the boot of the Master, Agent.

The son of bitch below me is jewish :p

Mr U

nope i'm catholic. mabey the sob below me is jewish


the sob below me whants to dress up as heinrich himmler for halloween

I'm an honorary Jew. And i have no idea who that is sooo, wtvr.

The person below me is a homeless fart face.

heinrich himmler one of hitlers generals. he whas the leader of the SS
http://www.holocaust-history.org/short-essays/himmler-480.jpg


well i'm not homeless, and not a fart face so thats not me :p

the sob below me loved the song amerika by rammstein :D

what?! Didn't you like it? :D

The SOB below me thinks Macintosh "computers" rock.

They rock because they're made by fuckin cavemen.

The SOB below me can contort their body into the shape of a pretzel, thus making for a good conversation starter at parties.

Who says flexibility is a bad thing?
lol...you're just jealous, aren't you? ;)

The SOB below me thinks my avy is hot :D

what?! Didn't you like it? :D



i like it. i bought it yesterday. liked there previous cd's better. but reise reise has some good songs on it

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well your avy isn't hot. but it's cool :p

the sob below me has parkinson

As in the old bloke who interviews celebrities on television right? No sorry, you must be confused, I've got Jerry Springer, the guy who hangs around with a bunch of swamp donkey's and wierdo's

The S.O.B below me has caught a really nasty dose of spammers fingers and tennis elbow, due to spending far to much time surfing hotornot.com one handed

Hmm, I actually thought that was referring to Parkinson's Disease - The thing Michael J. Fox has.

How did you find that out?

The son of a bitch below me enjoys the company of men over women.

To quote Homer Simpson - "Who doesn't?"

The SOB below me is going to vote for Bush

can't vote. i'm only 17 and i don't live in america (and even if i did i woudn't vote on him)

and TINM yes i whas talking about Parkinson's Disease


the sob below me is gonna die in 7 day's by a sick old grandma

Die young, make a pretty corpse. Works for me :)

The sob below me thinks ralph nader is hot.

And who doesn't?!?!?!? The green party has some major hotties!

The SOB below me had a threesome with Bush and Kerry.

The time i spent with Stalin and HU corrupted me! What can I say, Bush gives it far better than he takes it.

The SOB below me still thinks agent is an actual person

yeah, in real life smith is named hugo weaving
:p


the sob below me thinks he/she is evil but actualy is goodie good shoes

muahahahahahahahaha. ha. haha. hehehe.

The S of a B below me sucks bum.

What the fuck is a goody good shoes? Goody two-shoes, perhaps? I'd be more insulted by MYSELF if I said some of these insults.

___________

Can I suck your bum?

The son of a bitch below me will take a spill at the sand dunes and break his coccyx.

The son of a bitch below me will take a spill at the sand dunes and break his coccyx.

what the hell is a coccyx ?

the sob below me will get run over by a truck, because he/she never watches if there is incoming traffic

I don't really walk through incoming traffic all that much either.

TSOBBM doesn't have a history project to finish by this monday.

what the hell is a coccyx ?

Your tailbone, boy, your tailbone.

No history projects for me! No history class at all this year! Yay!

The son of a bitch below me didn't know what a coccyx was until I said it just now.

I thought i only had one cock, if thats my cocksix, what is my cocktwo, cockthree, cockfour or cockfive?

The S.O.B below me wants to have cybersex with our resident bot

Hell yeah!!
C'mere, you sexy thang ;) (didja know he's naked?)

The SOB below me has yet to see The Matrix

nah. got m1 on video, m2, m3 and the animatrix on dvd :p

lol PP you realy like that bot, don't you

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the sob below me hate's the bot (agent)

Hit it right on the nail there. :)

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the sob below me buys blow up dolls for rather seductive motives..

If you call dressing her up and sitting her in the passenger seat of my car so I can go in the carpool lane and save $3 on bridge toll and a whole lot of time sitting in traffic, then yes, I'm one helluva seductively motivated person.

The sumumabitch below me is the world's biggest fan of curling...you know...that olympic 'sport' that no one actually watches...yeah...that.

:wtf:

The person below is a neolyte on practically every subject known to man, and his IQ can be summed up in one digit.

...

Oh.. And he watches Dawson's Creek!

Mr U

Dawsons creek rocks, what the fucks your problem man? You know that if Katie Holmes walked up to you naked and asked for some loving, you wouldn't say no. Would ya?

Go on answer it! The word no would disappear from your vocabulary about as fast as the lead pumped its way into your pencil.

The S.O.B below wants to get invited to join HU and NMN for a menage a trois

I check my PM box every day, but the invite never comes :(:(:(

The son of a biotch below me stapled his nut sack to his legs while under the influence... Ouch.

Yeah but getting the staples off while sober was even less fun.

The SOB below me picks his nose

HEAVEN FORBID!!!

The SOB below me extracts DISGUSTING things in the toilet.

well sometimes it does smell very bad :p

the sob below me has only 1 (real) leg, but can do a cool trick with his fake leg

Of course I can. It's a bum leg. You would have to see to believe...


The SOB below me looks like John Wayne and sing like Wayne newton (in his younger years).

humm don't know them


the sob below me can speek russian

:)

the bastard below me... is so stupid that he can't say all of the numbers to ten...

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ha!

The SOB below me is so stupid he can't count to a thousand.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - 1000 :p

the sob below me wil go to heaven when he/she dies

So long as you're not there too, that'll be great.;) j/k

The S.O.B below me is an ABBA fan and regularly dances naked in their bedroom to such bollocks tunes as Waterloo and Dancing Queen

I'm a dancing queen..... oeps damn get the hell out of my bathroom ! :p


the sob below me love's donkey's. and i say LOVE'S

That'l do donkey, that'll do;)

the s.o.b below me: Si les cerveaux étaient de l'essence, ils ne seraient pas suffisants pour faire tourner un kart de fourmis à l'intérieur d'un beignet

EDIT: Hmm, didn't think anyone would get that one so i'll give you the translation.

If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut.

I may have got a B in French GCSE but I dunno what that means.... but maybe yeah.

I've had the SOB below me's Mum

Hey, we gotta pay the bills somehow.

The sonuvabitch below me thinks Russia is a type of energy drink.

Hmm... That is really interesting... now they are starting to turn countries names into soda names...

That son of a bitch below me is so stupid... that the word stupid is a nice way of putting his intelligence level...

dduuuuuuuuhhhhh... What? *Drools*

The son of a bitch below me IS a Pigeon Killer (by that I mean he/she takes great pleasure in killing innocent Pigeons)...

Pigeons, arseholes I'm happy to despatch either to the nether realms!

The s.o.b below me will have to think of their own insult, i can't be arsed putting the effort into thinking something up for someone so worthless.

it's good, it's good :)

the sob below me hope's a WW3 will come soon

Hell yeah! As long as it happens after my 18th birthday... So I can test my katana, that I'm getting, out... :D

The soab below me WILL punch himself right now! lol

auw, that felt good. hehe N-2 i just watched resident-evil 2 (got it on dvd) it's a copy, and too bad alittle to dark. but it's a cool movie. nemisis even looked quite cool (and not dumb like in the trailer)


the sob below me never watches movie's

You'd know that I'd be lying if I admitted to that... lol :)

Resident Evil 2 is a really good film... I was suprised by it.. Ace film. :D

The soab below me eats dog shit

He called the shit 'poop'!

The son of a bitch below me needs to go play with Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket.

If you think I'm gonna fall for that one again, you can go fork yourself!

The son of a bitch below me wet the bedafter watching scary movie 3

cuz it was so damn funny i pissed while i was watching it...

the son of a bitch below me needs to go buy the new album from the Frontline...

i'll see if it's whorth buying :p


the sob below me sits all day behind the computer. but hate's himself for that

Yeah, but only cos it blocks the view of the cute girl in the next offices arse.

The S.O.B below me is also a member at the sheeplovers.com forum

That's nice to know. I thought there was a hot man fucking the secutary right down the hall from you.

That son of a bitch below me is so worthless that nothing good really ever comes out of him.

nope. only happens sometimes

the sob below me is bill gate's biggest fan, and whants to have sex with him

Well true that does only happen sometimes. And I am kind of a fan for Bill Gates but not really. Donal Trump is more my kind of guy.;)

The son of a bitch below me is so stupid or rather pathetic that he spends most of his life just learning about the ignorant things in life.

:wtf: Right....

The SoaB below me needs benzodiazepine to get a girl/boy to screw him/her... Pervert.

Mr U

How did you find that out????

The SOB below me will eat his keyboard upon reading this.

Mmmmm...... chocolate-y goodness. I ate the numpad.

The sumbich 'low me is Rooty-Tootie Fresh and Fruity.

No, I will not have sex with you.

The son of a bitch below me will post a negative comment towards the poster below them, due to a sudden strike of conformity.

oke :)


the sob below me is so fat he can play pool with the planets

I never get these fat jokes. Wouldn't that just mean I'm very big?

The SOB below me is ugly and stupid and bald and fat and smelly and impotent and toothless and most likely Dutch.

I'm not Dutch, GOSH!!

Is one angry dwarf, with 200 solemn faces.

Ha! You spelled fesces wrong!

The SoaB below me is the first victim in NMN's avatar.

Mr U

LMAO. You spelled faeces wrong too...

The person below me who's mother is a bitch is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

When the hell was I talking about fecal matter? FACE, like what your eyes, nose and mouth are on. Crazy Dutch bastards.

Oh and yes, I am a very naughty boy. Hurrah!

The sonuva below me is a big nose. Bloody Romans.

Who you calling big nose?

The son of a bitch below me is a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, he's kosher, he's a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Damn straight! I've been officialy declared an honorary jew. Good times.

The person below me is stupid enough to open all spam messages he receives.

What are you talking about!!?!?!?!?!?!?! You don't??!?!?!?!?!? Come on, those ads for 'increase your breast size' and 'never go bald again!' are extremely informative!

The sunofamoon below me doesn't know what hemisphere they live in. You got a 50% chance to be wrong, you idiot.

the south-western central one, right? See? I shoulda been a geeografy mayger.


The sob below me really believes that every time he masterbates a kitten dies. And so he does it more.

Hey...if you can't love youself, how can you expect anyone else to? And who says it's just guys who masturbate, women should love to pleasure themselves as well...I dunno, but ask any woman who's had an "oh face" and they'll tell you...

the son of a bitch below me is a pothead...in a good way

Like there is a bad way! You wanna see what grows in my garden?

The S.O.B below me wants to have children with one of our resident crazy dutch bastards

That would be quite akward, now wouldn't it. I can't say I have ever tried impregnating myself before.

The SoaB below me will post some witless remark about the person below him, who will than first reply with a witty remark to the person above him, following a perhaps witty or witless (Whomever can tell) below him. The order in which the witless/witty replies will follow will be asymmetrical and will not be 0. Calculate the differential.

Mr U

uhhhh oke.


the sob below me is a tree hugging hippie

I wuv you trees!!!!!!111!!!!11!

The son of bitch below me couldn't brain surginate to save his life. Loser.

i could, i could. it wasn't my fault that the little girl died, it whas my first try


the sob below me is a hippie killer :p

Indeed I am. Kill the buggers and nick their moonshine. Every one gone is an improvement on the worlds cleanliness standards, bunch of soap-dodging wierdo's!

The S.O.B below needs surgery to correct a major genital defect.

Its not my fault I have 3 testicles.

The SOB below me will write an empty thread towards whoever is supid enough to reply to it.

Hey, guys, check out my new thread "And then this one time I was banned..." over in the recycle bin! It rocks!

DPD- Give her a ride on the ol' bone roller coaster... ;)

The SOB below me falls asleep every night singing along to "Achy Breaky Heart"

No, I have a thing about mullet cuts. Can't bring myself to think or even sing anything that will remind me of them or I'm off to the bathroom throwing up quicker than a supermodel. It's that whole bussiness in the front and whore house in the back deal that gets me.

The son of a bitch below me sleeps with a blanky and sucks his big left toe.

Oh... How did you know that I slept with a blanky?;) And yes I go suck on my big toe when I am having a night mar. Lol. But then again I dont do those types of things.

The son of a bitch below me is so crazy that he or she was exiled out of the contry that they now live in

Not just yet...but soon enough you'll see it in national news headlines

@PP: Who are you talking about? Free rides for you!

the sob below me has moobs!

No, son. Man boobs are not for me. I'm built like a brick shit-house and I can knock, knock you down, I say.

The son below me is a batty-bwoy! And doesn't know wha' ta gwan. Everyting is everyting.

ummm oke. what ever :p


the sob below me is hiding for green peace, because they are after him

The SOB below me is a even more waste of cyber space than my recyled bin, and it is a poor excuse of copying the ideia of Wolverine too..

PS: Cool Hellboy avatar, thought.

thx, N-2 made it


the sob below me only eats donuts, because he whants to be a cop

No dumbass, I eat donuts cos I wanna be Homer Simpson!

The S.O.B below me still wears a diaper for bed, to avoid accidents

oh thats you big secret swampy :eek:

:p

the sob below me is always angry

Screw you and your little dog, too!

The sob below me actually attends every one of his/her classes.

Yep. I paid for them. Well, in essence. Financial Aid paid for them. So yeah, I guess I should, shouldn't I? But that doesn't say I don't leave early.

The SOBee below me fills his mayonnaise jar with sand first. Small shit, sad.

yeah and then i let my sister eat it :p


the sob below me always get's beat up by little kids when it's christmas

Only after they find out that it's I who is the Grinch and stole Christmas from Jesus.

The son of a bitch below me has no musical talent whatsoever.

Yeah right. Starts to play all of the rocks songs on the guitar to Seether, Broken, Disturbed, and much more. Plays the piano of all the songs like Smoky Eyes, Happy Birthday, School Sucks, and Life is Like and Open Highway. Play the violin to easy pieces that they know but rocks the drum set like there is no tomorrow. You see I can play all of these insturments and if you don't think so then I will send you a tape of myself doing that as well as singing while doing all of them. Beat that man!!!

The son of a bitch below me doesn't even understand what the main point of music is because he refuses to believe that music is a wonderful piece of life that should be passed down to future generations.

you younguns and yer music! Why, in my day, we were lucky to have the sound of our bloodied feet scraping along the barbed-wire ground (we didn't have grass back then)...

The SOB below me is still trying to figure out what SOB stands for.

Lol. Oh damn PP you got me. I said sob instead of just saying the son of a bitch below me. Thanks again. Geesh I feel stupid.

The sob below me thinks he so smart that one day when he takes over the world he wont know what the hell if going on.

But at least you've finally come to the realization that I will one day take over the world.

The SOB below me isn't feeling quite as existentialist as me right now

no, not realy


the sob below me doesn't know what a I.Q. stands for

international queing? independant queers? idiot quota?

I don't kow much, but the sob below me thinks webcams are a strange form of voodoo that involve selling your soul to Satan

Maybe, but at least I have trapped many men with my voodoo. Thanks, Satan.
mwahahahahaaaa....

Ahem.
The sOb below me really believes Britney03248xxx when she offers him/her(?!) free videos of hot teen sex

I am Britney034248xxx, silly!

The person below me got a virus whilst downloading some of my fake Britney porn movies.

(Let's make MM number one when you do a Google Search for Britney and Porn :p)

Mr U

No my friend, I got the virus when we were making the Britney Porn films, damn cheap rubbers......

The S.O.B below me will post something else about britney and porn

Something else about Britney and porn.

The son of a bitch below me forgot to wipe.

What do you mean I forgot to wipe. Hey if you saw how many times I went to the bathroom and I wiped myself. You would know that I am very clean.

The sob below me is so dirty... that he has decided to make dirty as the newest and latest fashion statement... of his new clothing store...

It worked for Christina Aguilera, who also wants to work in porn with Britney, so it may work for me. I love getting dirrrrty, thats why they call me Swampy.

The S.O.B below me is too innocent to work out what this dirrty business is all about, they had to ask their mum about the birds and the bee's.

i whas so shocked when i found it out :eek: :p


the sob below me thinks sex is a evil thing. and even thinking about it is bad

My closest friends call me the Church Lady.

The son of a biotch below me suffers from triskaidekaphobia.

13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13

actually i have numerophobia....GET THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sorry SOB below me researches the history of the Q-tip for pleasurable recreation

ummm oke :wtf:


the sob below me thinks he is dexter from dexters lab

*pushes up her glasses* no I don't.

(whew! This thread was dead for far too long!)

The SOB below me jumps out of bed each morning with a smile on his/her stupid face.

Only because Swampy's staying over at my house

The bitch downstairs will no doubt be unclefucker

Ah friggin hell no! None of my uncles are worth it! (Did I just say that?)

The SOB below me ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time...

Woof? Oops, I mean, waaaaahhhh.......

The SOB below me wishes they were a Power Ranger

Yo dude i am a power ranger, i am the red one :p


the sob below whants to have sex with stuffed animals

Teddy bears are the friskiest...

The SOB below me is halfway between male and female

Yup. They can't finish the operation until next week.

The SOB below me has more homework than me tonight. And I have a lot of homework.

True, TINM. Very true. Indeed, i have two major big things to do.
The SOTB below me won the World Idol...I mean IDLE...