Son of a bitch BELOW you game...

Only once. It's a big ass table, too much of a hassle. :D

The SOB below has a 'thing' for big hairy Russian women with whips.

humm 2 out of 3 right. i like rusian woman (well the girls at least) and mabey with a whip. but NOT hairy woman



the sob below me, live's in a trash can, and only get's out to eat dead animals (road kill)

mmm, roadkill.
The SOB below me likes eating knobcheese.

with some garlic yes


the sob below me love's that stupid good for nothing languas French :eek:

Cant be...its a trick I dont even know it and really dont care for it.

The SOB below me dosen't have a sex life so they sign up for a santa at a store, and when a kid sits on them they get piece of excitement.

P.S. Gross son of a bitch.:eek:

Na, I think ur mentioning urself there, lol. Ur the sicko....

The SOB below me likes to do something with their fingers. Care to mention it???

Please women. There, I shared it.

The SOB below me doesn't know much about anything.

Ain't that the the utterly said but comical truth.

The son of a bitch below me listens to country. You heard me, C-O-U-N-T-R-Y. It may be mean, but it's a damn good insult.

I know someone that listens to it. but I myself only listen to METAL and HARD-ROCK :D


the sob below me is one of those dumb 2pac wannabe's

No, no there FK thats my brother your talking about.

The SOB below me likes to smell dog shit, cat shit and any other kinda shit the can put their nose to.

I especially like sniffing bullshit posted on the internet.

The son of a bitch below me kan't spell.

hukt on fonix rely wurkdfer me

teh sob blewo me is oen of toshe gfooy gtoh fcrekus

Goth Talk: I call it "My Heart Will Go On.... A Platter."

The son of a bitch below me is an avid Dungeons and Dragons fan.

Nope, can't even understand it.

SOB below me will not figure out what the SOB below him/her is.

Well yea becuase you didn't give it.:rolleyes:

The SOB below me is everything that has been said and a dumb ass that cant read what I have just posted.

¿Que?

The son of a bitch below me needs to put the gun down and step away from the 15th-story window.

the son of a bitch below me needs to stfu cuz i cant think of any thing

Alright, I'm shutting the fuck up, no need to get hostile. Back away from the window, put the gun down, there you go, that's a good lad.

The SOB below me will applaud me for the wonderful two post combining.

our hero :p


the sob below me thinks alot of ending his/her life

errm thinking about anything isn't exactly my strong point!

the s.o.b below me gets a christmas card every year from uncle dad and aunty mum

Yeah, um, welll, I don't have any friends so...

The SOB below me (still) dresses all in black kashmir or PVC and believes they can dodge bullets

I can dodge bullets. :)


The Sob below me collects insects. and sometimes eats some of then

Nope, I hate n fear bugs, lol.

The SOB below me, had an accident in his/her pants. They r n a serious need for a diaper change.

don't laugh....

Its Glandular.

The S.O.B below me thinks soap is a strange type of evil voodoo, with which they are not familiar

yeah it is some sort of evil


the sob below me loved the serie JACKASS !

Yeah, I do...it's some funny shiznit right there.

The Son of a bitch BELOW me is NOT in Bali, but I am...Off to surf some more perfect waves...Nusa Lembongan tomorrow...sweeeeeet. I win.

Fuck off, you! But I did watch part of Billabong's 'Odyssey' last night...you lucky bastard you.

the sombich below me got to wake up later than me (4:45am) today because they don't start work at an insane time of day.

Or don't work at all.

The son of a bitch below me will use the words "pineapple," "sex," and "kinky" in their insult. Fuck you very much.

I like pineapples, and haven't had sex yet seeing as I am only 15.

The SOB below me is a kinky son of a bitch.:D

i am one helluva kinked up son of a biznitch, worse than a hose tha doesn't spray water because its kinked so bad

The person belows me's shooting blanks

At just random ppl, or what?

The SOB below me, likes slapping ppl around like they were his momma.

LOL its an inside joke *heehee*

I don't being part of inside jokes. Mostly outside jokes. *Laugh track* Thank you, thank you. I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal.

The SOB is a piece of paper. Not any ordinary piece of paper, but a special piece of paper. One that is of utter specialness. Not in the good way either.

Say what :PI:


The sob below me doesn't believe in god, but in budah

I'm Hindu so i believe in Budha. (he was Hindu you know)
Ipredict the the SOB below me will be a girl.

Jus imagine if Freddy or NMN had answered this. That would be interesting. ;)

The SOB below me is sticking gummy worms and tic tacs up their nose as they type this.

Hmm... Hindu. I always found that an interesting religion. An atheist constantly thinking about how he does not believe in God will go to heaven.

Nose? Well, you were right about the sticking gummy worms and tic tacs :).

The SOB below me has not read the Matrix Reviewed enough...

Mr U

Indeed that is true...but they don't teach us to read or write here anymore, they just pin a $20 bill to our collar when we turn 6 and wish us the best of luck.

the sombich below me has used a bar stool for a walker before.

yeah i called him trusty 3 leg



the sob below me can't stop farting when he/she is laughing

Just be glad you can't smell through the internet when you see me type LOL.

The son of a bitch below me deserves to be castrated.

Damn that just hurts me thinking about it.:(

The SOB below me is so F***ING dumb that their post will be the person above you way and not the game we are playing...how stupid are you.

^ Not as stupid as this person.

Er. Damn.

I'll see the son of a bitch below me in hell.

Ok, so what's your point?

The SOB below me will make an attempt at an insult but fail miserably.

The point is that I'm notifying you of our future encounter in the chasms of hell. Punch will be served. Be sure to bring the wife and kids. The show starts on the hour, every hour.

The son of a bitch below me's momma is so.... so... his momma is so.... er.... yeah... ummm... And don't forget it.

See what I mean? An attempt misarably failed. Oh, and sure, I know you meant that, but what do you really mean? What's your real point?

The SOB below me dresses up for trick-or-treating but instead sings Halloween carols.

*WARNING: VERY LAME*

Tune: AC/DC - Highway To Hell

May be cheesy, may be free
May be a costume from a Good Will stand
Perhaps Buzz Lightyear, Sonny or Cher
Hell, I have even been Peter Pan....

*Drum fill*

I'm in a costume from hell.
In a costume from hell.
Costume from hell.
I'm in a costume from hell.

*YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW*

The son of a bitch below me can't make up a halloween carol as good as mine.

well thats because we don't do halloween here in holland. we got carnval


the sob below me, love's sitting on santa's lap

Yes, it excites me. Sexually.

The son of a bitch below me was teased with this slogan as a child:

Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.

Nope you got the wrong person TINM never heard of that one.

The son of a bitch below me has a dog named beaver that was a dog named harley, but then their fat mom stepped on the tail and then the dog looked like a beaver.

Why must you make fun of my dog? I mean, honestly, what good is an insult against me if it's against my dog? You sir, have a sick mind and must thoroughly be lashed.

The SOB below me goes to people houses saying he is a burglar, but as soon as he is let in, he sells encyclopedias.

Never to anyone I know, but if I dont like them then hell yea. I would just do it to get them mad.

The SOB below me has to have their mommy follow them every where they go and help them with everything they do. Things like try on clothes, cut up their food, type on the computer for them ex. At first if was cool for you, but now it pisses you off, and embarrasses you all the time.

Was that supposed to be 'clothes' dear? :p

The SOB below me has AIDS (It's early! and I couldnt think of anything else ;) )

Not only AIDs, but 38 other sexually transmitted diseases, 8 of which were newly discovered and found only in my body to date.

The son of a bitch below me is a festering pool of VDs, more so than myself.

Ok, so you got me. More than you. Jesus. I am ending it all right now.


The SOB below me is going down with me.

Huh? Whose going "down" on who ;) :p

The SOB below me is sexually deprived... whaha.

Then how did I get all of these VD's? Hmm, you wanna answer that question, Ms. Know-it-all? Oh, and for you, it means somethign different then the others. Glad we cleared that up. Be a shame.

The SOB below me is the one who is sexually deprived. Yea, so what if I used someone else's insult. What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? You can't answer that question because it is NOTHING.

It ain't my fault, that happens when you get married. The wedding ring is the worlds best contraceptive!

The sob below me wants to be a house mate on big brother

yeah sure, at least if there pretty girls also

the sob below me will be shot in 2 day's

Bah, I've had enough of life anyway ;)

The SOB below me has high levels of ostergen (sp?) (women hormone levels)

thers nothing wrong with having a perky set of man breasts! Just cos you're jealous....

The S.O.B Below me is Osama bin Ladens Bastard love child and heir to the Al-Qaeda thrown

I'm afraid you might a tiny mistake their. Bin Laden died in 2002. I already pwn Al-Qaeda.

The SOB below me is on my list of 'people to die' for having cybersex with Stalin6025 :p. I need a 'ring' emoticon :D.

Mr U

"I had sex with Katie, too." - Dave Chappelle as TRON in 'Mad Real World'

The SOB below me will most likely post something lamer than their entire existance, as is the trend in this thread.

The son of a bitch below me is going to die in 80 some years of old age and when he goes to heaven with the Olsen twins he's not going to be able to tell them apart, and it's going to be really, really awkward. Take that.

Your damn straight, I can't even tell them apart now.

The SOB below me is gonna get shot by 311 for not coming original.

^^ hahahahhaa....I was RIGHT!...NMN already said he'd be in hell. Damn, I'm just one prophetic motherfucker today

i come original all day every day...word.

the sombich below me...just...is

Right buddy. I can't go to heaven and hell at the same time? What if I don't go to either, then would that be the same as going to both?

The SOB below me sucks.

... at this game, I guess. I know it's not a great philosophy, but... Well... Fuck you. I can live my life in my own way if I want to... Fuck off. Don't come following me.

The son of a bitch below me better not follow me.

I'm more of the fearless leader type, anyway.

the sombich below me is just a n00b....plain and simple

and proud of it baby!

The sonofabiatch below me thinks Rick James is the name of a deodorant.

Rick James: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. It won't let you down.

To the son of a bitch below me:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative20.jpg

heyyyy i wore that costume to our dance last year
it looks better on me tho

bitch below me has dinosaur teeth eats stress balls and lights tooth paste on fire

Yeah, well you try to get a decent dentist in england!

The S.O.B below me still hasnt worked out what the dangly thing between his legs is for

Yeah, I usually just let your wife take care of it for me.

the sombich below me is a yanni fan...yanni....eech...disgusting

ah what ever. get over it :p (lol don't even know what it is)

the sob below me, admire's hitlers war strategy's

... ... ... So...

The sonuvabitch below me will die in seven days .

And meet that lovely little girl that pops out of the Tv. She is so kind.

The SOB below me will most likely be a guy, but with female tendencies.

:mad: Yeah, thanks... ;)

The SOB below me will be NMN apologising.

You bastard. Roping me in like that. Ggrr.... I apologize.

The SOB below me drives, but is so horrible that they can't tell left from right.

So very true...

The son of a bitch below me can view MH but I can't damnit! and neither can splinter I might add! :(

http://img38.photobucket.com/albums/v118/ThereIsNoMatrix/mh.jpg

Ha.

The son of a bitch below me is a Nazi.

Ah I have nothing to say about that besides BACK OFF!;)

The son of a bitch below me is a female dog...BITCH.

That would make me a bitch of a bitch, and therefore ruin the entire thread. Good job, buddy.

The SOB below me like to dance to the Macarena all night long.

It wouldn't ruin the thread only your man hood.;) J/K

The SOB below me was on Jerry Springer because they had to tell their boy friend they are really a man. After this you got your ass kicked by your man.

No. That was the couple that went on before me. I went on with a segment of the show called "Twincest." My original topic for getting on the show, "Living in a house without wheels," was rejected.

The son of a bitch below me liked the first Spiderman movie. You make me sick, you disgusting filthy bastard. I despise you.

And proud.:p I am going to see the second one tomorrow.

The next SOB dances naked to Navras on a regular basis.

I also reenact the Civil War naked on tuedays and thursdays.

The son of a bitch below me is a midget, the little walking piece of shit. 'Where are the aliens?' Hell, here they are. Midgets... There's too many of these little creatures running around.

You damn right! I'm the worlds one and only 6 foot midget, a fact I'm proud of.

The S.O.B below me owns the entire spice girls back catalogue

i had some spicegirl key chain puppets. but i burned them
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif

the sonofabitchbelow me, will get his/her ass kicked by a very fat and ugly woman, that looks more like a man. but is still a woman.

Hey I saw something just like that on Jerry Springer today.

The SOB below me was kissing their boy/girl friend and then their boy/girl friend threw up in your mouth because they were sick. Thats gotta suck real bad.:(

ICK! Although, that tastes like alcohol, In fact, having just supped a bottle of vodka between us thats exactly what it'll be! Yeah free piss up! Fantastic!

The S.O.B. below me is still a virgin, and will stay that way untill the day they die

Oh, the sacrifices I made to become the nun that I am today...

The sombich below me had waffles for breakfast....you lucky bastard

With strawberries and powdered sugar. Mmm-mmm. ^_^

The SOB below me is a Harry Potter freak and actually believed that the 6th book title was 'Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge'.

I am not joking, but my younger sister is a Harry Potter...ah pot head. She loves harry till death do them part.

The SOB below me likes to watch the sound of music while dancing naked.:crazy:

It is just one of the many activities I perform in the nude. Ah, the Sound of Music... A great war flick.

The son of a bitch below me will be forced to stay in a phone booth while a nearby sniper speaks with him over the pay phone. *CLICK* Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?

I ain't never going near a phone both again!
The SOB below me probably wishes that they could meet half the people here in the flesh.

But you guys all sound so cool! AND all the girls pictures I've seen, wow, you're all so cute!

The S.O.B below me was auditioned for the role of Shrek but was turned down because the director thought they'd scare the children too much

yeah they where afraid that i would now also hunt them in cartoons


the sob below me. loved the movie american history X and it's his favorite movie

That is the truth, actually. Damn good movie, it's among my favorites.

The son of a bitch below me needs to bathe.

True.

The sonuvabitch below me dresses in his mother's underwear and walks around the house trying to seduce their father.

Dont we all ;)

The SOB below me has no real life, and spends all there days hanging out in Matrix forums :p

Like an open book, I am. Well... I got nothing. It's true. Thank you.

The SOB below me sells people short. What a dirty bastard.

I am not dirty...I wash myself because I like to be clean.

The SOB below me likes to pick their nose, and wipe their snot all over their clothes. Because you don't have time to blow your nose on a paper towel, but you also like the look of snot all over you.

I'm merely saving them for later.

Psst... Over here... Shh... That bully meant you're a sick bastard who gives less credit to people than they deserve and leaves them hanging. Don't tell him I told you that. But keep up the personal hygiene. Shhh.

The son of a bitch below me is so stupid that... that... he's so stupid... he sits on the TV to watch the couch.

1) Sitting on the TV is better for your posture than the couch; 2) The couch is home to a vertible galaxy of minute organisms that are far more fascinating than any vulgar 'reality' TV-show and 3) Humm-gump-alinky-dink-dink.

The Son of a bitch BELOW me is still posting on this website, I however have reached the end of my time here and I bid you all adieu.

Right and wrong. I'm still posting, and yet, I'm getting bored of this place. Someone help me here.

The sob below me is running out of insults, like me.

Yes, yes I am...

BORED!? smaller, why, oh why? I've taken a long break away from here, but back... and with my snazzy new day-glo green text :p
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The SOB below me, is jelous of MY day-glo writing :p

i am filled to my ankles with envy

the god damn son of a bitch below me is it, and i quit

You can't just tag me and quit, you fucker.

The son of a bitch below me is not going to have a $312.27 firework show in their backyard tonight.

You're right when you're right. LA is ghey like that.

The SOB below me is going to be a blister in the sun.

"When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on like I blister in the sun."

The son of a bitch below me smoked his breakfast this morning.

:wtf: Naw, but I watched someone else smoke their dinner.

The SOB below me is making this thread redundant.

(Ha, I used the new smilie!)

The son of a bitch below me is making this thread redundant.

What:wtf: did you just say?

The SOB below me is going to light a fire cracker up their ass tonight, and see what happens after the stunt.

you can't sit for 10 minute's :p


the sob below me is a pervert

Only when I want to be.:p

The SOB below me is scared of monsters under their bed, and they have to sleep with mommy and daddy.

I am the monster under YOUR bed. whahahahahaa. uggghh bah. man it's durty under here. don't you ever clean up under your bed


the sob below me whants to be a vampire

^^ Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet, in your head.

^ Yes. I truly do. I have the nocturnal part down, but I'm still working on the blood thang.

The son of a bitch below me faithfully watches Beverly Hills 90210.

Berverly Hills 90210?? They don't even air that show on television anymore in Aus :wtf:

The SOB below me has an extra toe on there left foot.

Close. My right foot actually.

The sob below me thinks "having a life" means getting up, eat spam and surfing these forums.

You're damn right, who needs more in there life?

The SOB below me is a hot stud ;) (bit of a change from insults)

Originally posted by stalin6025
Berverly Hills 90210?? They don't even air that show on television anymore in Aus :wtf:


DVD's and other 90210 memorabilia, my friend. *Throws on the Fat Bastard accent* And thank you, I know I'm dead sexy.

The son of a bitch below me is striving to follow the same path as Caligula, you sick bastard.

Close, Actually Asterix the Gaul.

The S.O.B below me thinks FK is only joking when he says he's hiding under your bed, waiting to slit your throat!

i'm not joking, i'm realy waiting for you under your bed.
waiting for you to put one of your feeth on the ground. and then i will pull you under and ........ (well you know what happens then)



the sob below me loves werewolf story's

Oh, I love them to death. Death. Especially the stories about me... Oh, dear, I've said too much. Hey, when's the next full moon?

The SOB below is really a hot woman. Oh, don't lie.

Oh, alright, I won't lie. Right, guys, who wants some lovin'?

The sob below me is retching at the thought of me being a hot woman.

Now that just ain't right!

The S.O.B below me is a Justin Timberlake fan

was....please...was, about when he came out.


The sob below me is a cross dresser.

Only for halloween.

The SOB below me shops at garage sales, but yet you only buy shit.

You "Hello, what are these?"
Seller "Oh those are warped lids that have been in the dish washer. Eight for a dime..."
You "Well...I'll take them."

Why oh why do you do it?

One mans crap is another mans treasure!

The S.O.B below me has dentures, stolen from a dead mans coffin, which they wear every day due to their own teeth having rotted and fallen out

only the gold teeth or the one's with diamonds in them


the sob below me will never get a real job, but has to make a living as a grave digger or garbage man

Like I told AO, one mans crap is another mans treasure. You'd be suprised what you can find as a trash collector. Last week I pulled the entire Status Quo back catalogue out of someones bin, what a find!!! j/k

The S.O.B below is bad ass white boy trailer trash, in the worst sense of the phrase, wearing dungaree's and a slightly off-square golf visor, to make themselves look 'bad'.

GIMP!

You don't know just how badass I am. Not only do I sport the golf visor over my mullet, but I'm rockin' the AC/DC t-shirt. My home has wheels on it - Has only blown away three times on me.

The son of a bitch below me is cheap.

I don't tip waitresses. I mean, you don't see people tipping people who work at McDonald's. They are doing the same thing. They get you your food. Why would I have to tip for one person and pay for the others? They both work for minimum wage, so what's the difference. If waitresses need it so myuch, then they should get paid more. How's that for cheap?

The SOB below me knows what movie that is from.

Reservior Dogs?

the SOB below me will drive somewhere today

Good job, DPD. And I don't think I'll be doing much of driving anytime soon. Me car is broken.

The SOB below me should buy me a new car.

It's in the mail. (http://www.ahs.state.vt.us/EarlyChildhood/images/car.jpg) Annoying children included, free of charge, of course.

The son of a bitch below me has the mentality of a three year old. Least you're more advanced than I am.

True dat! :D

The sonuvabitch below me wipes peanut butter all over his dick in hopes of getting action with his dog.

Getting a bit too explicit there, Psycho. Let's try and keep it cleaner. Thanks - NMN

nah, i prefer real woman.


the sob below me, will die as a virgin

No, Mr Krueger, you seem to have the two of us confused. I am your father!

The S.O.B below thinks Princess Fiona (Shrek/Shrek 2) is a hotty, and gets jollies watching her shake her big green arse all through the films

Originally posted by Swampy
No, Mr Krueger, you seem to have the two of us confused. I am your father!

The S.O.B below thinks Princess Fiona (Shrek/Shrek 2) is a hotty, and gets jollies watching her shake her big green arse all through the films

i rather have a go with cameron diaz (fiona's voice) but of fiona only when she is in her human form. not her ogre form

the sob below thinks he/she has alot of friends. but actualy they all talk shit about him/her behind his/her back

To be honest i actually think my friends at school do chat shit behind my back.
the SOB below me is going to be successful and have a great job.

hehe i hope so.


the sob below me acts like he/she is very mean, but actualy is very nice and calm

stupid jerk.

Ok, so the SOB below me drinks lake water after taking a piss in it (sorry, been around little kids too much lately)

:D

I figure the concentration of piss to lakewater is too miniscule to really worry about it. Step away from the kidlings and spend some more time here!

The son of a bitch below me is one of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Well I have heard of them, but never had a chance to see one and let alone be one.

The son of a bitch below me has such bad breath that people look foward to your farts, and yet your farts smell like shit.

Just how bad is your breath?

ever heard of breath mints. they work like a charm :p


hey PP glad to see you again (even if it is for a short time) lol me a jerk ? just because i'm telling the truth :p


the sob below me like's to eat elephant shit

No I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast...J/K:D

The SOB below me likes to fondle themself while watching Animal Planet's Crocodile Hunter.

What's so wrong with that? Besides; who can resist an Australian accent?! lol

ok (j/k, FK)

The SOB below me still has to have his mommy wake him up at night so he doesn't crap in the bed

nah she does that to me sister


the sob below me, keeps thinking of taking over the world. because he watched pinky and the brain too much

Chee, brain, what are we going to do tonight?
"Same thing we do every night pinky?
"whats that brain, run around on that big wheel?"
"No, Pinky you inept little worm, Try to take over the world!"

Its pinky and the brain, pinky and the brain
One is a genius, the others insane.....

Sooo, a guy can dream can't he?

The S.O.B below used to be employed as a stunt breast for Pamela Anderson, so she didn't need to worry about her's going south

Well it was nice at the time, but now that I look back I wonder why we didn't move to the next step....:flirt:

The SOB below me had a head ache and wanted to take an aspirin, but you took zoloft. Now your doing crazy things you would of never done before...:wtf:

Na, I'm ok. Just in cloud 9, lol.

The SOB below should think twice before doing what he/she is going to do. If not ur going to get into deep trouble....

i am trouble :p


the sob below me has problems with internet like me.
stupid internet, for the last couple of weeks, then it works and then all a sudden internet doesn't work

it realy sucks when i just whant to post or when i whant to log out, and i can't.

Yes I do have problems with the Internet. My main problem with the Internet: some people are still trying to charge for pr0n...when are they gonna learn?

The SOB below me woke up after 4:30am this morning, unlike me. You lucky son of a bitch, you.

Got that right, though I still awoke way too early for my tastes - 7:30 AM. Bah.

The son of a bitch below me hasn't seen Anchorman yet. I feel for you, I really do.

You're a damn dirty liar! :p

The son of a bitch below me isn't allowed to make his own bed and wears the socks his mummy buys for him.

The SOB below me woke up after 4:30am this morning, unlike me. You lucky son of a bitch, you.


well DPD yeserday i woke up at 12:00 pm and today at 10:15 am :p

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well my room is never messy, i keep it realy clean. and yeah i let my mom buy me new socks. save's me the trouble going to the store and buy them

the sob below me loved the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein and still plays it (like me :) )

sh'yeah right! Wolfenstein is a shit game. Right now I'm playing Dark Chronicle/ Dark Cloud 2 in the U.S. (which I can recommend to everyone, it's amazing)

The SOB below me will tell a very unfunny joke

humm lol never told joke's in english before. so i don't know one to tell in english :p


the sob below me has a lesser post count then me :p

Yep.

The son of a bitch below me is a Communist.

Yep.

The son of a bitch below me is a Fascist.

Uh huh.

The son of a bitch below me is a Nazi.

yeah only difference between me and the other nazi's is that i salute myself

HEIL ME !!! sieg heil me :p


the sob below me is a big george bush lover

Bush is a good guy...

The son of a bitch below me is a.... A... A theocrat! Yeah. Jeebus, I'm running out of idears.

well what is a theocrat ?


the sob below me is a dumbass :p

Well i've known that for years, nothing new there.

The saddo below me secretly eats catfood whilst running around naked, quacking and pretending to be duck whenever no ones around.

Well? Ducks eat cat food don't they?

The SOB below me could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(If you don't get it, see Full Metal Jacket, NOW!)

No.

The SOB below me's ass is in worse shape than my face.

so your a butt-face ? lol hahaha


the sob below me. love's to watch animal sex movie's. but when others talk about it. he/she tells that it's bad to do !

Yea because I don't want the others to feel blue as I would know more then them. ;)

The SOB below me Shits their pants when ever they have the Hershey squirts, and thats all the time.

Dude that's fucking disgusting...only someone from Canada would think up shit like that. Goddamn Canucks.

The sonofabitch below me needs somebody to lean on...because they're too drunk to stand on their own.

Not from Canada, and I don't drink because I am only 15.

The SOB below me is one of those rich fucks that has a made because they are to damn lazy to do anything.

Nope, i am SHIT BROKE, and have just been looking at the jobsites.

The SOB below me smells so bad that they have to have a sick-bin next to them from baulking every twenty minutes or so when they chew on a waft of their own stench.

nope your wrong. and AO it's not a made but maid :p


the sob below me love's METAL music, like me :D:)

Actually...I do like some METAL music.

The SOB below me got in a fight with a gorilla over a banana, and you got your ass kicked. You came into the hospital with these broken: both legs, right arm, neck, three ribs, and a banana jammed threw the left eye.

In the end you did get your banana. :)

Well that was all that mattered in the end.

The SOB below me suffers from Syphils, Gonorrhea AND Herpes

Maz, I'd like to interrupt here and answer that question as if it were my turn to speak. Maz, let me tell about a friend of mine. Her name is Etta Munsen. She's 94, she's a widow living on Social Security in Sparta, Tennessee. Etta was born with only one kidney. She also suffers from polio, spinal menengitis, lung, liver, and pancreatic cancer, an enlarged heart, diabetes, and a rare form of styctic acne. Now, several recent strokes, along with an unfortunate shark attack, have left her paralyzed and missing her right leg under the knee. Just last week she woke from a coma to find that, due to a hospital mix-up, her left arm had been amputated, infected with syphillis, and then reattached. As you can imagine, Maz.. Etta's prescription drug bills are staggering. They run to nearly $113 million a day! And she tells me that some weeks she has to choose between eating and treating her Lyme Disease. Now, under my plan, Etta's prescription drugs would be covered. Under my opponent's plan, her house would be burned to the ground. And that is wrong. That is just wrong!

The son of a bitch below me is pissed at me for giving such a long reply in such an inane thread. Well, snuff it. This skit just popped into my head as I read his statement. So there. Too bad. Boo hoo. Cry me a river.

Maz, I'd like to interrupt here and answer that question as if it were my turn to speak. Maz, let me tell about a friend of mine. Her name is Etta Munsen. She's 94, she's a widow living on Social Security in Sparta, Tennessee. Etta was born with only one kidney. She also suffers from polio, spinal menengitis, lung, liver, and pancreatic cancer, an enlarged heart, diabetes, and a rare form of styctic acne. Now, several recent strokes, along with an unfortunate shark attack, have left her paralyzed and missing her right leg under the knee. Just last week she woke from a coma to find that, due to a hospital mix-up, her left arm had been amputated, infected with syphillis, and then reattached. As you can imagine, Maz.. Etta's prescription drug bills are staggering. They run to nearly $113 million a day! And she tells me that some weeks she has to choose between eating and treating her Lyme Disease. Now, under my plan, Etta's prescription drugs would be covered. Under my opponent's plan, her house would be burned to the ground. And that is wrong. That is just wrong!

The son of a bitch below me is pissed at me for giving such a long reply in such an inane thread. Well, snuff it. This skit just popped into my head as I read his statement. So there. Too bad. Boo hoo. Cry me a river.


yeah i'm pissed. i hate you so bad now, i whant to kill you. i'll rip off your troath. tear of your balls and feed them to you ..... oeps got a little carried away :p sorry for that ;)



the sob below me, hasn't seen the movie hellboy yet (hehe i have seen it, got it right here next to me on dvd)

Na man, seen n loved it.

The SOB below me was givin a breath mint by a nurse when he/she went to see his/her dentist for the annual check up.

Well it wasn't me if thats what your thinking, but the place I go to requires it.

The SOB below me made a wish that they wanted to be big/older, and you got the ideal wish from 13 going on 30. To bad for you because you woke up the next morning/today 85...years...old.

Nope, i'm still good old 17 years old. mabey it happend to you AO ?


the sob below me is a big fan of god

I'm high on G-O-D.

The son of a bitch below me is illiterate.

i can't read or write, so there can't be a response or a next post here. the sonofabitch below me obviously figured out that they needed to highlight the post to read it.

typed this:
can't read or write, so there can't be a response or a next post here. the sonofabitch below me obviously figured out that they needed to highlight the post to read it.


the sob below me has a dog as pet and hate's cats

Not only do I have a dog but I have five, and I don't hate cats because I have one.

The SOB below me hasn't cleaned themself for a month, and you still feel the need not to for another month. MAN! I can smell you threw my speakers as your logged in.

well thats strange then, i just whent in bath yesterday evening ?

the sob below me acts like a complete moron around every 2 hours

Yep, happens every two hours, exactly. It's very punctual. Just got through a spell, actually.

The son of a bitch below me needs to stick his hand in a wood chipper.

i tricked some stupid kid in doing that. man he whas bleeding so bad
well oke i didn't realy do that, but mabey some day ;)

the sob below me whants to get stung by a scorpion, then whants to get bited by a snake and after that get his ass kicked by a elephant

Yes, even more stuff for me to do like the Wiled boys. :D

The SOB below me has their balls in their throat, is peeing tapioca and a prostate the size of a melon.

Yes, even more stuff for me to do like the Wiled boys. :D

The SOB below me has their balls in their throat, is peeing tapioca and a prostate the size of a melon.

no it's wild boy's not wiled boy's :rolleyes:


the sob below me putted a big tattoo on there back, of thereself like steve-o did

Oh, I dunno I am thinking about it. J/K ;) I wouldn't do anything like that because thats just stupid.

The SOB below me is running outta things to say because they cant think of anything period.

no i can think of some things

the sob below is a momma boy

No momma's boy, but I am a momma's girl :)

The SOB below me, had nightmares for a week when he was younger after seeing his/her first horror movie.

Yep, the movie was The Thing and it gave me the scare of a life time.

The SOB below me has a hobby of collecting puke, and when you find some you place it in your collection of barf bags. Not only that but you write the time and date you found it, and sometimes if its your own you say what caused it. :wtf:

What in Gods name is wrong with you, I mean couldn't you collect pennies?

i stopped with that a week ago :p


the sob below me is a big fan of shakira. man get a life that bimbo can't sing :p

Hey, I'm a big fan of Shakira n she could sing n dance. Plus she is not a bimbo. U just have no clue what ur talking about.

The SOB below me has no ears for talent, like the SOB above me, LM(_I_)O.

well oke she is better then britney spears. but still sucks :p

hehe i know talent bands like: KoRn, rammstein, slipknot and marylin manson THEY ROCK !!!


the sob below me, worships ME. i am your god :D:p

Its true I worship you, only because you can make people afraid... :D

the S.o.B below me collects ear wax to make candles with

WOW! Amazing because I just lit one a few minutes ago.

The SOB below me is a drunk, sexoholic, works with a midget/small person, and pisses themself.

WOW! Amazing because I just lit one a few minutes ago.

The SOB below me is a drunk, sexoholic, works with a midget/small person, and pisses themself.


drunk - no
sexoholic - yes (:p)
well a friend of my (a girl) is quit small. but isn't a migget
piss myself - i don't think so


the sob below me get's his ass kicked every day by his little kid sister/brother

if i'd had a younger sibling, they would've been dead a long long time ago.

the SOB below me is gonna be a hard act to follow.

mabey, mabey not


the sob below me, whants to be gothic.

This thread should NOT be so far down the list so...

Yeah, maybe mmm... black

The SOB hates the Simpsons and is therefore evil

Evil at its best, *Laugh* I had to use it FK.

The SOB below me doesn't have as many points as me, or at least you better not.

If so I'll take'em, every one you have will be mine!... J/K ;)

Really? lol....

The sob below me hates Nemesis...... Now that is evil...

yeah i'm gonna kill him as soon as i have resident-evil 3

i whent to some store's to check. but lol none are selling playstation1 game's anymore :(

tommorow i'm going to visits some other (further away) shops

the sob below me, will later when he has a job, kiss his boss his ass. to get a promotion (not realy kissing his ass, but doing everything for him)

Ha! It's my lucky day.... lol

You'll eventually find that game Freddy on ps1. the internet has tonns of them (especially amazon). But that games is still like £10! And the gamecube version is nearly £20 still and has the exact same graphics...

The sob below me is a full on retard, has no friends, smells, is poor and can get his ass kicked by ants... I wouldn't wanna be you! lol :)

nah i'm not that. mabey the next person

i live in holland jet, we have euro's here. not pounds ;)

the sob below me is what jetfire typed :P

Hell no! That can't be allowed! lol. I aint that...

You'll find the ps1 game RE3 somewhere... In euros... lol. In that case try www.amazon.com.. If you haven't already...

The sob below me is what I said before, that freddy repeated.... And this time theres not going to be any diversions.... lol

Im not retarded, nor do I smell...but those ants are strong.
Oh, and of course you have to kiss the bosses ass, its the only way to get a promotion.

The Sob below me, likes to walk around wearing womens underwear, and flash everyone while walking down the road, and has a thing for light posts, and or light poles.

I have no shame in it! lol...

The sob below cant tie his show laces.... Thats funny...

lol you got me there. i cound't until i whas 7. i always let someone else do it for me :p

the sob below me whants a tattoo over his intire head

How did you know FK? Thats amazing aswell as freaky.. lol

I couldn't tie my shoe laces until I was 8.... lol

The sob below me watches power rangers non stop and then pretends to be one out in the streets..

are you a oracle or something

when i whas a kid, i did that (until it stoped. and i'm talking about the original serie, not these stupid new serie's)

the sob below me. still watches the muppet show :D

Thats me! :D

I have actually watched one of the Muppets shows.. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either...

the sob below me likes to eat anything thats mouldy...

sometimes, sometime's not

Sick.. lol

The soab below me looks like he just got attack by the soldering iron, iron, baseball bat, hockey stick, football and anything else potientally lethal.. :)

hey my face is burned
http://www.lostbrain.com/entertain/travis/freddy.jpg

so give me a brake :p


the sob below me has a father that is a peeping tom

....................................... No comment.. lol

The soab below me is a streaker...

not yet, but i'm planning to do that 1 time. just have to figure out were. i hate soccer and not many play golf in holland

the sob below me still wears diapers !
you big baby !

It's not a crime... I don't feel good in boxers... lol j/k

I just say the AvP fight scene... It's amazing... Do to www.avp-movie.com and check out the trailers... It shows a face off battle and a full on fight between Alien and Predator... If you interested..

The soab below me looks at granny porn too often...

nope the opposte, teen porn :p (nah just kidding, i don't like reading porn books. tv is alittle better)

i watched the 2 trailers jet :D

the sob below me, whants to get killed by a Predator. and have his skull taken from him for the predator as trophy

I'd be proud to be in his collection. Makes me feel special :D

Did you watch face off? That was good. Alien saved the human (woman) that time from predator, lol. Also in the Alien and Predator Battle, Predator picks up Alien and uses him as a baseball bat and hits the walls with him and stuff... I have to get that part into an avatar... Damn quicktime formats... Damn converter.. lol

The soab below me is a really a fish in disguise...

^
nah i'm a wolf

huh wich one whas that. i did see the part where the pred picked up a alien, and used is as a baseball bat
but not that a alien saved a human from a pred

lol that would be a funny ava, if you could make it

the sob below me is a junkie

Yeap u have that correct, I am a junkie a junkfood junkie....

SOB below me is a freak who has a feet fetish.

I swear you lot are phycic (sp?).. lol

I cant find the file to download.. Rather I cant download that exact trailer.. Darn it.. Yeah, the humans attack the predator, the predator hits the humans then theres a woman on the floor and what was an invisible predator becomes visible and kicks her.. She goes flying and then you see the predators blade come out (on his wrist/knuckles.. whatever) and just as hes about to slice her, the alien puts its tail through the predator then picks the predator up and they go face to face (where the alien sort of screams at the predator).... And then the predator (while impaled) grabs the Alien by the neck and rips off its head.. Amazing stuff really...

The soab below (if he/she didn't already fall asleep reading the above) talks to much and is found often annoying... Very annoying.. If you were to catergorize it, then the person would fall under the retard section....

hummm no wrong. i'm no retard




the sob below me Loves old fashion game's. and he still playes on a atari or commodore 64

Ah...the good old days. I wish I had an Atari or C64, but those days are gone.

the sob below me has a cranium the size of a watermelon.

Well it's not that big

The SOB below me likes to bathe in chicken soup with their dog.

I do NOT! *shoves dog out of way and looks around nervously* What were we talking about again...? Oh yeah, lol.

The S.O.B. below me likes their cats doggy style

Ain't that how they f--k...doggy style??? LM(_I_)O
If so.....then how u know??? lol

The SOB below me cleans his shoes/sneakers with his/her tooth bruth..

Yeah... BUT, I buy another one after.. :D

The soab below me is the actual person in The Nemesis suit.... All I can say is you better start running mate... lol.

MUST KILL S.T.A.R.S. members AND JETFIRE !!!

the sob below me eats rats

Yeah, they are delicious... lol J/K

Anyway, I watched a film called The Terminal last night, its got Tom Hanks in it. It's really funny. A must see film.. More of a family film though.

The soab below me (being FK) collects pokemon cards and is antisipating the new Yu-Gi-Oh movie.... lol

you forgot to say something about the person below you

the sob below me whant's when he dies to be mummiefied (hope i spelled that right)

Mummified... That would be nice thinking about it now...

I am going to edit the last post I made... Theres no escaping what I'm going to put.. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... *Coughs and chokes*

The soab below me has a collection of thomas the tank engine stuff.....

Yeah, they are delicious... lol J/K

Anyway, I watched a film called The Terminal last night, its got Tom Hanks in it. It's really funny. A must see film.. More of a family film though.

The soab below me (being FK) collects pokemon cards and is antisipating the new Yu-Gi-Oh movie.... lol


when i whas younger and pokemon just came on tv here. i did collect those stupid cards. but i have gave them all away :p

and about yu-gi-oh. i hear there is gonna be a movie. but i don't give a shit. i find the serie badly animated and too much talking. and the girls (tea and may) should go naked and have a lesbo scene :p:p:p

the sob below me, love's badly drawn cartoon (not anime!) girls

Yep.. Speakly of badly drawn, you should see a show called Shin-Chan and also Beavis and Butthead... Thats not overly good drawings... But its funny. :D I used to collect pokemon cards too (I'm ashamed to admit it).. I despise Yu-Gi-Oh.. I hate that crap... I gave all my cards away for 13 PS2 games... I kept them all for ages (collecting dust in the attic, then one day I found them and some retard at my school offered to swap them for 13 PS2 games.. They were all shinies/specials.. I used to steal them, not buy them.. I aint that sad.. :) lol)

The soab below me hates Americans and despises the Japanese....

alittle. i hate americans that are like bush. never whent to japan. so i don't know how they are

the sob below me uses drugs, and also drinks alcohol at the same then. and then steals a car and drive's with it. to piss of the cops

Would be funny, but its not me...

I'm not a great fan of Americans either.. The Japanese are cool, but the Americans tend to talk to much.. Some are ok, but others just piss me off. Depends on what kind of a mood I'm in. But America is a very cool country.. So is Japan, Tokyo is probabily the best in Japan...

Thr soab below me if a poofter.... Boffin in other words... Goody-2-Shoes in other other words.. lol

I'm gay, so gay= boffin=goody 2 shoes = gay? If so I totally rock lol.

The sob below me has no sense of humor whatsoever and needs to get his bedsheets changed more than once a month.

i do got humor. and i keep my room nice and tidy :) thank you very much ;)

the sob below me is a adult that whans't to be a child again. and whants to go back to school

I'm an almost-adult, who wishes to go back to kindergarten. That count? I'd say so. Boy, what I'd do to go back to kindergarten. Nap time, snack time, story time, good times!

The son of a bitch below me made love to a panda.

Hey I was drunk what do you expect..

The sombitch below me thinks "chitilins" are good.

yeah it's good (lol what ever it is)


the sob below me is a big Elvis fan, and still believes the king is abducted by aliens

And I won't give up until I find out the truth.... lol

The soab below me eats snails

never those things stink


the sob below me is addicted to porn

Yes, yes I am.

the son of a bitch below me has not yet discovered what watching porn can do to strengthen a couple's relationship.

hehe mabey that is because i am not in a relationship at the moment :p


the sob below me is a slave, of a baby ! (so a baby is owning you)

Well, I got away sneakishly to the computer and am now posting.. lol

The soab below me eats socks... Strange but true..

Are you trying to tell me I 'hate' socks, but mis-spelt 'hate' or that I 'eat' socks and have some problems regarding verb useage? Either way, yoar rungs.

The son-of-a-mother-fucking-BE-acth BELOW me shall forever wallow in the midnight-black shadow of my awe-inspring physical, mental and alphabetical stature...