In quasi-tribute to the OTHER post-count raising game, I propose more fun will be had in this one.
Feel free to type something scurrilous or even encomiastical about the person BELOW you...
Who will dare to follow me? Let's see...
I'll start...
The person below me is a weak-minded, oportunistic imbecile who sees this thread as a chance to raise their 'coolness' by having a higher post-count - as they think it means something other than that they've posted here many times... v v v coolness ? If you mean temperature yes, its starting to get hot outside and I would very much like to be cool.
as far as "weak-minded" only while consuming alchohol is that true.
I belive the next person will follow in my trail in the utter hypocrisy Ou Be has proven
The Xenocidal pyscho has spoken Ou be your post isn't flaming. and i hope for you. that you do not realy mean those things ;)
but do you realy enyoy 'insulting' people ? :smith: The son of a bitch BELOW (you're a clever one Obie) me undoubtedly likes chicken, doesn't surf, and is not from California The person below me will be less intelligent an intellectual than me... Now is that aspecific or what? :p
On a sidenote, keep this thread clean from flaming. Although I can understand the insults directed at the next member, there will be no retaliation :).
Mr U the person below me. will be a old peeping tom :p You're wrong. I'm not an old peeping tom.
The person below me will be a George W. Bush Lover... WRONG!! We're sorry, you post cannot be accepted as typed. Please log out and try again.
The BOS below me will like candy, and doesn't really know how to dance... he that's me (i can't dance, and i don't give much about dancing. hehe with hard-rock and metal is more about head banging)
the S.O.B. below me will be bin laden's goat herder Got me there, Freddy.
The son of a bitch below me listens to Celine Dion and re-enacts the Civil War naked on a bi-weekly basis. Good call BSD...
The SOB below me beleives that if chicken had lips they would be the best kissers...... hell yeah bring on the chicken!
the SOB below me is so sad and sheltered they use PINK toilet paper! Damn it, have you been spying on me again!?!?!?!
The Sonofabitch below me is often liquored up and rude, but thinks they are mild-mannered the S.O.B. below me is just as dumb as george bush Wrong. The person below you Freddy is more dumb for posting below you to earn the title of being dumber than Bush.
Now, the son o' bitch below me will be the coolest cat in town. Indeed I am.
Sorry for the double post guys. It had to be done.
P.S. Damn, I called my self a son o' bitch.
P.P.S. The son of a bitch below me is less cooler than I am. *thanks AO... *
Well that SOB below me is a bloody Britney Spears fan (top THAT insult!) w00t w00t Number One Britney FuckHer Fan. You should be more specific, PP ;).
The Son ova Bitch below me is a likes to eat pies, cow pies. Uh-uh, I eat apple pies and potato pies, but not cow pies.
Person below me isn't a son of a b!tch. :D :D Here be I!
The SOB below me wants to pole dance for Bill Clinton. your wrong in that one. i can't dance :p
the sob below me live's in the zoo with the monkey's the sob below can't spell and likes *nsync.....(leans over and pukes for even saying the "s" word..) Thats right I like Nsink :D , oh shit *leans over and pukes * I just admitted I like Nsink....The SOB below me is the The SOB below me.... Hmm, not quite...
The SOB below me acknowledges my sexy beastiness. What are you insinuating.....
The SOB below me is a 40 year old virgin who lives with his parents. Well, close enough.. 19 vs. 40? That's practically the same these days. And my engaged roommate is almost my mom... she gets after me for doing homework anyway.
Uhm, the SOB below me wears a nappy toupee made of butt hair (from his own butt, no less) Yeah, that sounds like me alright. I think the hair makes me look younger, what do you think? I think I am goign to get it dyed though......black really isn't my color.
Now having thoroughly defaced myself, the SOB below me had skid marks on their underwear, and they love to smell them after each day is done.... oops... I guess I've been caught. Oh, well. Guess I'll just have to ditch the underwear all together in the future ;)
The SOB below me needs to know that deodorant IS YOUR FRIEND- know it, use it, love it. I do use deodrant:( ....
V V the SOB below me likes to eat out of the garbage when no one is looking..... I have a very varied taste :D And who gives a shit whether people are looking?!
The SOB below me loves Kirsten Dunst. And for that I must destroy him. i don't think she is too bad. she looks good in spider-man
the sob below me love's to smell other people's armpits mmmm :) Nothing wakes me up better :D
the SOB below me does his homework two bloody weeks before it's due!!! Hey! Better safe than sorry, and isn't homework just fun? Umm, the dude below me has a tiny wiener! Only while not in the erected position. :D
The S.o.B below me Enjoys porn and NMN Edit: Hey now, getting a little too explicit. Watch it and keep it decently clean. yes porn movie's are sometimes nice to watch :p
the sob below me eats mud and also sleeps in it mmm :) mud... (actually, I just played in some the other day ;) )
The SOB below me tries to dance like the Backstreet Boys when no one's looking. lol is wrong again, i can't dance :p
the sob below me is a sex slave to a (very) old man damn it...you found out my secret...
the sob below me is a perv... darn. Caught me again. How'd you guess? ;) :flirt:
I'd better go change out of that bunny suit before Hugh catches me in public like this...
Well, the SOB below me likes MACS!!!
PsyPsy edit: Hey, now, Bathory! Uh...my reply was for FK, but I guess it'll do for yours as well.... I dont like MACS I love MACS
v v The SOB below me cant stop talking in movies, and will soon be shot by other ppl in the cinema.... *gasp* You MAC LOVER!!! How dare you!!!
and it's true. I talk waaaaaay too much in the movies. It's fun. Especially when I tell everyone how the movie is going to end so they don't waste their time sitting in that dark theater ;)
That SOB right below me likes little boys about as much as Michael Jackson does.... oh yeah. damn my secret, only i like little girls :p
the sob below me murders little animals mwahahahahaaa...
at least I don't violate small furry animals, like the SOB below me \/ Hmmm, that reminds me, I haven't had my fill today. Here, kitty, kitty...
The sob below me uses the pictures of forum members for some, uh, nighttime activities... Not just night time:D .
v v the SOB below me is sad because his school friends call him BOB!!!......... Whats so bad about BOB ?
the sob below me eats live worms, puke's them out and then eats them again. ATLEAST IM NOT CALLED BOB!!!
v v The SOB below me buys cat food for his cat but eats it instead....:crazy:....... Hey, I thought you said that was a CD player, not a tape recorder...oh well....
The SOB below me loves to play with my paintballs... not just your paintballs, everyone is a target :D
The S.O.B below is a cannibal... Perhaps that explains my obsession with Hannibal Lecter?
The son of a bitch below me is nothing but an un-organized grab asstic piece of anphibian shit. He's the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around.
Does Full Metal Jacket rule or what? Uhm, yep I'd say you're....uh, wait.... guess this one doesn't exactly apply to me. Oh, well..
The SOB below me thinks my avatar is HOT! the SOB below me loves nothing better than to be teabagged Originally posted by DPD
the SOB below me loves nothing better than to be teabagged
lol quistion what the hell is teabagged ?
the sob below me does dirty sanchez with his cat thats right cats are better lovers than women.....
V V The SOB below is not worth writing about...... Good, because the explictness of the content herein is going to stop, or this SOB is going to have to bust some heads.
The SOB below me is not going to say something sexual about the person below them, or they will find a shoe up their ass, with my name on it. Got it boss.
The SOB below me likes to pick flowers. ^^^
dont worry i wont
the SOB below me likes to kick themself in the head like wee man (jackass TV show.)
VVV v v The Sob below me doesnt know what Morphues means.... the sob below me. always wears pink clothes close enough...i'm always in the pink
the SOB below me is always in the brown starfish According to some, you would be correct.
The Son of a Bitch has no knowledge whatsoever:p.
Mr U has no what whatsoever???
The SOB below me had best unfuck himself or I will unscrew his head and shit down his neck
(yes Full Metal Jacket DOES rule!) Originally posted by mazman
has no what whatsoever???
The SOB below me had best unfuck himself or I will unscrew his head and shit down his neck
(yes Full Metal Jacket DOES rule!)
lol and nmn just said no offense stuff anymore :p
the sob below me, walks around naked in public Thats true, Im proud of what I have, nothing to be ashamed of...
The The SOB below me spends way too much time here on this site.... :rolleyes: .... couse i do. duh!
the S.O.B below me has cooties lol what are cootie's ?
the sob below me can't sleep because he always has nightmare's Only because I can't get you out of my head, my dear ;)
The SOB below me has a TAN (yes, from the Sun! That means they actually leave the conforting glow of their computer screen. Blasphamy!!!) If you only count forearms and neck, then yes. I need one....
The SOB below likes to prance around like a pony and eat wheat and oats like a horse. dang these are good oats emm...emm...emm.
the SOB below me likes to stick sweaty socks in there mouth and suck out all the stink and sweat. ^my dirty little secret, and I mean dirty!!
v v The SOB below me created www.lonerforums.com and is the Andmisistrator there meaning he/she is the biggese Loner ever!!...... Being alone is the best place to be, alone in the dark :D
The S.O.B below me is a 30 year old philosophy major that lives in his parent basement Nah i'm just 17. and i still sleep in my normal room
the sob below me is a 40 year old selfhater (meaning he hate's himself) my bed is in my parents room actually.
the sob below me is a liar ...and every day i invite my friends over to drink warm beer in the garage until my mom gets home from work, too.
the son of a bitch below me really is a son of a bitch. hope you didn't get that bitch anything for mother's day
NMN EDIT: Now DPD, is that really necessary? I know its all in good fun, but seriously, Mother's Day was only yesterday. Tone it down just a bit.
I'm not gonna put sarcasm tags around my posts man, but the point is taken nonetheless. Will do. i did get my mom something for mother's day thank you very much...
the sob below me is a total cannibal that only eats tongue HUH!?! How the fuck can I be a 'total' cannibal and yet restrict myself to 'only' eating tongue!?!?!
The Son of a bitch below me also has a terrible grasp of the English language...AND is unable to grasp the double-talk of a president proclaiming freedom for all, whilst at the same time restricting civil liberties all over the world... say what???
The SOB below me licks Bill Gates nah i'm licking monica belucci :p
the sob below me is a satanist i was for a second but now i'm hindu again.
the sob below me is a silly billy. realy ?
the sob below me is a nerd thats me i'm a nerd. i even have glasses.
the sob below me is a phallus. lol could you tell me what that is ???
the sob below me eats fire ants ants are quite nutritious. tase like chicken.
Freddy a phallus is a penis.
the sob below has been spat out of the mouth of hell. (this excludes Freddy)
NMN EDIT: Come on Raj, calling some a penis is hardly acceptable. I don't want to be the bad guy everytime in this thread. I will close it if the sexual innuendos and connotations do not stop. My final warning. Other than that, Have fun. that's because i don't taste like chicken
the sombich below me should invest in a pair of rubber boots I think I do need some boots its been raining here the past couple of days, and yesterday there was a tornado about 10 miles from here
the SoB below me is a "n00b" Hardly.
The SOB below me will be a horrible driver. Mabey :D i don't play driving game's much but when i do. i always go carmaggedon style running over anyone and anything :)
the sob below me thinks he is the real (reborn) einstein
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lol Raj Against The Machine, like NMN said keep it clean. he already told everyone 2 time's no sexual or offence things :p
didn't that that ment penis }:-S E=mc2
sorry about the you know what. i didn't know.
the sob below can't cook. You got me there. But I can get people to cook for me :D
The SOB below me watches Eurovision. And goes for Bosnia. Bosnia-Herzegovina all teh way!!!!
The SOB below me is uptight. Yeah, uptight about other people being uptight :D
Disregard previous post. ;)
The SOB below me likes T.A.T.U.
And went for them in last year's Eurovision :p I do quite like TATU. but i didn't go to them in eurovision.
lol there first song (all the things she said) is nice. (little happy now that there not realy lesbians. i like the dark haired one)
the sob below me is the biggest backstreet boy's fan, and even dresses like them. True.. I do dress up like a girl on carnival.
Son of a bitch below sings 'Wild thing' each time he sees Bush on tv, while doing a geeky dance.
Mr U nah i sing 'U G L Y you ain't got no aliby u ugly hay hay u ugly'
the sob below me has a fear of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. Indeed. I am afraid of only two things. The peanut butter, and chickens. Both originate from terrible traumas in my, quite, disturbed childhood.
The SOB below me has identical problems with chickens and butchers them, like me, with hundreds a day...
Mr U HU, you are correct... I too share this fear. I still remember that one fateful night when I was eight years old... I think about nothing else. My mum had made me a peanut butter sandwich before she went off to watch TV. I sat there, alone in my room, eating that sandwich. Suddenly the peanut butter got stuck to the roof of my mouth. I struggled desparately to rid myself of it, tossing and turning, jumping and flailing through the air. Suddenly I turned around to face the door and found myself staring at a chicken who was at least three times my size. He had dark, red bloodshot eyes. He shot off one deafening cackle and I began to run. He pursued me screaming "Who's the chicken now, boy??? Who's the chicken now!?" Luckily we just happened to have a deep-frier in our kitchen. I used my cunning and lured that chicken bastard into the kitchen. He chased after me and tripped right into the deep frier. I had to get 25 stitches due to the clawing from the chicken, but we did have chicken for dinner the next night.
The SOB below me drives a "souped up" Honda Civic. Something wrong with that?
The SOB below me's level of sexiness doesn't even come remotely close to mine :) Ah, the girls love that Civic :D lol. Really? Ok, well the one below me is short, smells like cabbage and has small hands. Wrong with that you are.
The sob below me has probably been on more than me in the past weeks. jep thats me.
the sob below me slept with michael jackson (and i mean sleeping, NOT having sex) Damn! I've been caught out! Well I only did it because the Sonofabiatch below me told me to. You bet, digital pimp hard at work :p.
The SOB below me also works for me, and shares TINM and my trauma for peanaut butter sandwiches and chicken...
Mr U damn peanut butter :p
the sob below me love's bill gate's Nah i would only LOVE to KILL him thats different.
The sob below me is gonna help me die when i ask Him/her too
Cheers
XMc Freddy Krueger A.K.A. the Grim Reaper at your service. so wich way do you whant to die ?
the sob below me whas in his/her previous life a dog Sure, I love helping people die. It's one of my, unfortunately, unexplored hobbies.
The person below me will, this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, shall deny me thrice...
Mr U say what ?
the sob below me still wears diapers And I need to for old age lol. The sonofabitch below me never sleeps. And is a peeping tom.....dressed in drag! And you like it, baby!
The person below me does know the Gospels, and thus understands from where 'this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, shall deny me thrice...' was derived from...
Mr U ummm still don't know :p
the sob below me love's the olsen twins (hehe who woudn't) Yes, I worship the hell out of whoever the fuck they are.
The SOB below me is Kirsten Dunst, despite trying to fib her way out of it, the lying bitch. humm i'm a boy/man so i can't be her :p
the sob below me is always scarred (of everything) All I fear is a shortage of Dr. Pepper...
The sombich below me has cankles...ewww.... Ach, people don't speak English anymore these days. Yes, I got cankles. In fact, I AM a cankle.
The SOB below me is a $@!**!$ ^!$*!$! *@!$ ******* (aka I'm out of ideas) There is a shortage of DP, my name is Peter, calf and ankles are not a nice mix, and thank you for those kind symbols, FYM.
The Son of a Female Dog below me takes the cake, and eats it all, and never once lets anyone touch it, and it is a wedding cake, I might add. And those are big cakes, fatty. hehehe. And proud of it too. You forgot to mention those ones they serve at wakes. The sonofabitch below me has bad breath, BO and no charm. Oh and webbed feet. That's nothing that a little toothpaste, gum, soap, deodorant, cologne and verbal eloquence (not quite the same as charm) can't fix...and the webbed feet help for water polo and surfing.
The sombich below me doesn't have much furniture upstairs True there isnt much furniture in the attic, no reason for it
the Sob below me likes to dress in bright pink and then dance in the rain :eek: :eek: :eek:
Pink :D
The SOB below me is a bad bad person. Tsk tsk. :eek: Interesting idea, this...
....And not only that, I can be a bad good person, at times. ;)
The person below me has a problem with authority...:rolleyes: That's because I AM Authority. I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!
Sorry... The person below me does not have a problem with authority, and knows that if anything approaches the Avatar of a love god, it is like HomoUniversalis...
Mr U People still aren't speaking English.
The SOB below me can't speak English. I mabey Dutch, but i can speak english very well :p
the sob below me is a big 40 year old star trek fan (the old serie's) ^^
Ich kann Englisch sprechen, das ich nur nicht zu wahle
The SoB below me can speak more than 1 language
ahh to late
no Im only 17 but I only like Star Trek:The Next Generation :D Wa gong dai-gie.
Wor hway shwor jhong-wen.
Je parle Francais.
Yo Hablas Espanol.
I speak Enlgish.
The son of a bitch below me is the son of the bitch below me. jep i'm below you now.
the sob below me is attracted to old people (people over 60) Ani dovver Ivrit :D
The SOB below me is a ben kalba what ever :p
the sob below me is a fidel castro wannabe Hey that would be me
The SOB below me is Bisex like me The SOB below me is a sexbeast like me Yo. Thats me. But more than you, fym.
The SOB below me wishes they had my job. Sorry NMN, I have no job and I like it that way (Perhaps that will change if my parents ever start making me pay for car insurance lol).
The SOB below me is a redneck who has seen Elvis, a UFO, and Elvis inside of a UFO. Yeah thats me and to be totally honoust he was my bunk mate back on mars.
The sob below me is no sob but a dob (Son Of a Bitch or Daughter Of a Bitch) Never! I'm all man! Manlier than all of you. Manlier than NMN!
The SOB below me is also manlier than NMN. You wish little boy!!! I am manlier than myself!!
The SOB below me is manlier than FYM Jep more man and more feminine at that.
The sob below me is gay oeps too late. no i'm not gay. i'm 100% hetro
the sob below me will get killed by the mafia The scary part is my Aunt-in-law's (I guess that's what you'd call her) family really is in the Chicago mafia lol. Just gotta stay on her good side.
The SOB below me is so fat that he puts mayonnaise on his aspirin. at least i don't put mayonaise in my water aswell.
the sob below me likes power rangers ninja storm. I dont even know it.
The SOB below me Likes Rage Against The Machine (the band that is and is the sob above me. Oooooooooh, I don't know about the band, but I sure like the look of that sexy hunk above you...
The SOB below me Van-Damme freak. yeah jean claude van damme movie's rock.
the sob below me loved the movie crossroad (of britney (ugly bitch) spears) Ahhh...i knew i shouldn't of come in here...ahhhh...gotta go <just kiding.
The SOB below me likes to get all there friends together and i mean all ( boys and girls ) and paint one enothers toe nails and watch the pricess diaries at the same time. nah, i do think my (brainless stupid ugly) sister does that
the sob below me whants to be my slave, so he can do dumb work for me :p the SOB below me is half chicken, loves searching for burried meat, and speaks gibberish. you must be mistaken, I know where my meat gets buried, it's right under the bush every time.
The sombich below me is not me. And thank god for that.
The sob below me is actually a dob (daughter of a b....) nah. my mommy is the best mom ever :D
the sob below love's britney spears music how can you not like britney spears music
The sonofabitch below me gets high off sniffing dog shit mm never thought about that maybe i should try.
The sob below me is so ugly when he/she looks in the mirror all glasses in the neighborhood and all mirrors will break That only happens when I forget to do my hair.
The SOB below me spend to much time on the computer that the computer was the first thing they made love with...some how?.:love: you simply use the little hole where the moniter jacks into but, but you are risking electrocution so watch out, but that little shock is quite pleasurable.
The SOB below me is such a cool guy that everyone around him freezes so that he can't talk to them and has no friends so he is too cool to be cool which sucks hummm nah i'm not that cool :p
the sob below me drinks his own urine Actually the morning Urine is quite healthy.
But no i dont drink it.
\/The SOB below me can give himself a blowjob or lick her own clit.
Getting X-rated here lol Drinking Urine is not healthy, as it contains large amounts of Ureum, which are lethal.
I can indeed. One of the reasons why I practised yoga
The person below me will not draft into this x-rated-ness or post spam :mad:.
Mr U Ok then i wont do that anymore.
The Sob below me is a good guy or girl, woman or man yay i'm a good guy.
the sob below me has 6 legs and eats dog food. Yeah well, I'm good at football and have a strong stomach...
The Son of a Bitch below me likes Lord of the Rings, and is therefore an SOB people that eat dog food are SOBs.
lord of the rings rocks
The SOB below me must reveal a deep, dark secret. I... I... I... can't read!!! There I said it, you happy!?!?
The SOB below me has no idea whatsoever. I have no idea... Whatsoever.
The SOB below me is an empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in his general direction. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. He should go away before I taunt him a second time. fine i am gone
The sob below me has no idea why the french built a castle in england and wear silly hats um, yeah, thats true.
The SOB below me has saggy bitch tits. Man are you spying on me mazman how did you know that.lol Just kiding I think you are thinking of my grandma.
The SOB below me likes to puke on there food and then eat it and then repeat it. I resent that - I'm a recovering bulimic.
The SOB below me randomly bursts into song and dance. Holy shit, I seriously do that all the time. All. The. Time.
The SOB below me is going to be a crucified Martyr, right next to Brain. Martyrdom, eh? Sweet.
The SOB below me will be attacked by the murderer in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but will not shit their pants and will escape in time because everyone knows someone with a chain saw isn't scary... No element of surprise... You can hear the bastard coming atcha from a mile away. Been there done that and got away already.
The SOB below me spends to much time with a plastic doll that it is there best friend and are planning on getting married. Then you will run away from your partner and go to a bar and get drunk. come let's go barbie. let's get married :D
the sob below me is addicted to anime :) True dat :D And proud of it baby YEAH!
The sonofabitch below me has a momma who dresses them funny. She says I'm the handsomest kid in school.
The SOB below me is running a Macintosh. *shivers* Thats actually true. Right now I'm sitting in front of a piece of modern art. The new i-mac. At least it doesnt crash for no reason like yours does!
The SOB below me is running a Windows PC *shivers* Damn right I'm running Windows... Sure, sure, there are pluses to Macintosh... I hear they make great paper weights.
The SOB below me believes he is Leon Felps, the Ladie's Man, but is in fact not, because there is only one Ladie's Man, and I hold that title. Well I dont need to be some one else to get to the ladies anyway.
The SOB below me likes to walk around saying I like eggs over and over and over all day long and do that every day all year. um, by the way, i like eggs. just so you know...
The SOB below me jumps off buildings while trying to fly Lies I say! All Lies! Nah actually that's true, however only when I was going through my 'God' phase..
The SOB below me is a grammar nazi. What IZ you talking about?? I don't gots no idea. ((who is this loser l/o/l))
The SOB below me wastes their time playing their sisters childish games on the computer while in their underwear. ((eekz)) Ah only once a week becuase that is the only thing that I have to do with her,:rolleyes:
The SOB below me likes to call every one they see and hear a SOB but after they get punched in the face and that is why they look like one big broose. hummmm i'm mostly the one that give's the punches :p
the sob below me like's getting kicked between his/her legs (over and over again) I wear a cup.
The SOB below me tries to be like Buffalo Bill. Uh actully i like to be like Wyatt Urp, thank you. >:/
The sob below me likes to dress up as a princess every other tuesday. That was last year not this year.:rolleyes:
The SOB below me jumped off a small building becuase the thought red bull really gave them wings.:D Only because the voices in my head told me I did!
The SOB below me has a god complex..;) Ahhhh...what is that? Just kiding, and thanx.
The SOB below me is a good person but can get really grumpy some times and end up head butting the wall. ... Or those who piss me off.
The SOB below me needs to be thrown into the stockades. No, but I do need to be put in a room by myself so I can gather myself up, lol.
The SOB me is looking forward to the summer, n wants to enjoy it fully. Well I am already in the summer where I am so no worries.
The SOB below me cant wait for MxO to come out so much that if they dont have enough money they will steal it and if they get caught they will kill to keep it. if they try to stop me, i'll kill them
the sob below me thinks he is spider-man shut up or i'll cover you in webbing.
the sob below me thinks that he is the Green Hornet So what if I like to dress in very fashionable costumes. Does that make me a bad person?
The SOB below me likes to use metaphors in everyday conversations. You probably typed that like a furious typist typing a top secret letter to the allies during the second world war and while sitting like a...
The SOB below me arouses himself by slamming doors onto his manhood. the bitch of a son below me is now my newest enemy. the summabavitch below me is Bill Gates' sex-slave. i make some good money man, don't diss
the bitch under me is a monkey ass sniffing fool who licks electric sockets before he makes out with his llama uhh excuse me, my llama and I happy to be very close. AND I happen to find being shocked every other hour ;) somewhat exilerating.
The sob below me spends hours licking envelopes and stamps just to feel the effects :eek: No not anymore I quit that along time ago.
The SOB below me needs there mommy or daddy to bath them still and dry them off as well.:p nah, i bath myself :neo:
the sob below me love's michael jackson and sleeps with him (damn thats sick) once again i get payed a nice chunk of cash for my services
yea son of a bitch underneath me rips the heads off of babble head dolls lights them on fire and sends them to the person whos head it was Yeah, I've gotten a few restraining orders from that.
The SOB below me likes taking bubble baths with barbies. Yes, but it gets awkward when Ken starts to stare at me and her in the tub together... Bastard.
You, the SOB below me, look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI. Originally posted by ThereIsNoMatrix
Yes, but it gets awkward when Ken starts to stare at me and her in the tub together... Bastard.
You, the SOB below me, look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
lol hehe silence of the lambs (it whas on tv here last saturday)
the sob below me, is a drag queen Only at weekends...
The SOB below me is in fact the genetic offspring of a chimpanzee and a weasel Yea but then I got a sex change and now I am human.
The SOB below is like a dog and takes craps out side infront of everyone. yeah i piss and shit on there feeth. even wil there watching. and when they try to kick me. i bite them in there legg :D
the sob below me love's marry poppins. and whants to meet her, and sing those stupid songs with her
:eek: How did u know that??? lol
The SOB below like taking bubble baths, while listening to Kenny G. His christmas albums are to die for.
The SOB below me will have his liver eaten with some fava beans and a nice chianti. What do I need a liver for anyway ?
The SOB below me takes the phrase "break a leg" too seriously.. Indeed I do...that's 26 people I've now sent to the hospital with broken legs. Oh well, the bastards had it coming.
The son of a bitch below me plays ball like a girl Damn right I do, and i'm proud of it.
the SOB below me likes to dress as a chicken everyday of the year and sing christmas carols door to door. I'm very festive. In fact, we need a festivus for the rest of us.
The SOB below me will be fined heavily for music and movie piracy. Hey those money pinching jerks can afford to lose a few dollars here and there. They already make millions >:/
The SOB below me likes licking monkeys and bathing with egg plants. Yea just like the Wiled boys, and also know that no monkey were hurt.:rolleyes:
The SOB below me spends to much time looking in the mirror and then they wonder why they have nightmares. Originally posted by AlmightyOne
Yea just like the Wiled boys, and also know that no monkey were hurt.:rolleyes:
The SOB below me spends to much time looking in the mirror and then they wonder why they have nightmares.
I AM NIGHTMARES !!!
the sob below me will get turned to the dark side by darth vader With pleasure, I might add.
The sob wants to get "penetrated" by Go-Go Yubari. Ha, I would rip that tanto from her hand and chop her head off. Than I would go to beatrix and ask her out!
The sob below me will be the first to go when I unleash my vengeance upon the world for not giving me 'happy, happy hippos' for my fourth birthday!
Mr U Bring it...actually, if it'll save me now, I'll buy you hungry hungry hippos on eBay and send it to you.
The sombich below me is the type of poor bastard that gives their dog bottled water....so sad He has glandular problems.
The sonofabitch below me bought Glitter and Gigli on the same night, and loves them both. Hey what can I say there was nothing else on Tv :)
The Sob below me likes to cry in the dark while eating a big box of chocolate ho-ho's Yet my metabolism keeps me as slim as a stick!
The son of a bitch below me wishes to be a woman. Why? Because he wants to have babies. It's a man's right to have babies if he so wishes. Not just that, how cool would it be to produce milk on demand?!?
The SOB below me eats cacti and drinks hydrochloric acid I actually prefer battery acid...
"Susie didn't wear her goggles
But she doesn't need them any more
Because what she that was H2O
Was H2SO4."
Damn subscripts don't work here.
The son of a bitch below me is a cud chewing cow. I have nothing further to say...
The son of a bitch below me when born was trown back into their mom, but in the end it didn't work out and well here you are. thats because my moms uterus then exploded and i came back out
The damn bitch underneath me jumps out of his windows onto garbage trucks, swims in garbage, hugs his mom, drinks his piss, jumps into the local pool, then says sorry Yeah but at least i'm sorry.
The SOB below me is the very lowest form of life on earth, and to even approach him is to go mad and die of syphlis Step off before you get hurt by the lowest life form.
The son of a bitch below me when they get after shave put their head in a cows warm ass then something cold like a freezer. The son of a bitch below me doesn't know how to make a coherent insult. the sunnavabitch below me's yo momma HI SON :p
the sob below me like's to sing in the rain. and sings that song (i'm singing in the rain) Yea, I do that, n what???
The SOB below, is going to get wet today..... Yeah baby.. You and me :p.
The sombitch below me starting his own Jim Cunningham fanclub after seeing Donnie Darko...
Mr U I think you are the fucking anti-christ.
The son of a bitch below me is regularly visited by an imaginary rabbit, named "Frank", who tells this SOB below me to do naughty, naughty things. And by naughty, I don't mean anything sexually related... Sorry to burst your bubble. Oh, Gretchen! Yeah.. Oh...non-sexual..
The sob below me is about to loose an eye :p
Mr U
PS. Are you gonna buy the directors cut? That's why God graced me with two... Yep. Two eyes, two legs, two arms, two hands, two... Ermm... Well, you get the point.
The son of a bitch below me will be sold off for medical testing.
(Yes, yes I am) nah i volunteerd :)
the sob below me will have a mud wresteling fight with sean connery Well if it HAS to be Sean Connery
The SOB below me likes taking pictures of themselves then hanging them all through their room for themself to admire. Thats because Im purdy...
The SOB below me has Zinedine Zidane's haircut Hmm looks like you got yourself a wrong pre-answer.
I got a mohawk
The Sob Below me is The bitch of a son below The home of the son of a bitch below me is furnished with items found in numerous dumpsters and trash cans. He has gone a bit overboard with the garbage picking. Hey, one man's trash is another man's treasure
The sombich below me is pretty alright in my book Awesome DPD, although I somehow knew that.
The SOB below me likes ot run around in circles on rainy days. Naked in the pale moonlight, and you know it!
Sombitch below me does not have the slightest idea what DPD means...
Mr U your right i don't know what DPD means. please tell me!
the SOB below me does not know what an Australopithicus is. Isn't it a constipated Aussie? :p
No, I know, just messin with your head. It's one of our earlier ancestors, who originated in Africa around 3 million years ago. I think . It's late here and I'm tired, but that's good enough. :)
The sonofabitch below me is a chain-smokin', dress-wearin' ladies man!?! well mabey a ladie's man, but i don't smoke. i hate smoking (it's sick)
the sob below me whants to get killed by a crazy deranged clown HEHEHE If only it could happen.
The sob below me is okay in my book but is too obsessed with womens uderwear (dresses himself into it) So I crossdress. Is that a crime?
The son of a bitch below me needs a "One-two shut-the-hell-up." No I could really use a glass of milk and some cookies.
The son of a bitch below me is in my world now and better go to sleep or I will make you go to sleep...check out the username its me your answering to now.;) I think I will actually, it's getting kinda late...
The SOB below me makes sweet love with his kitchen table
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