Osiris - The ancient Egyptian god whose annual death and resurrection personified the self-renewing vitality and fertility of nature. Legendary ruler of predynastic Egypt and god of the underworld. Osiris symbolized the creative forces of nature and the imperishability of life. Called the great benefactor of humanity, he brought to the people knowledge of agriculture and civilization. The worship of Osiris, one of the great cults of ancient Egypt, gradually spread throughout the Mediterranean world and, with that of Isis and Horus, was especially vital during the Roman Empire.
What this means about you: The Greatful One - You believe everything has a purpose and believe everything deserves a chance. You bring knowledge to your cause, and try and persuade people into it. You are a vital part of most lives you touch, and are connected to them through death.
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So who whants to join the Osirus. Me or PsycikPsycho will be the captain (were still talking on who will be captain). i choose the Osirus as my ship because, i like the name and find egyptian mythology very interesting. so come and join the Osirus :) oh yeah and because HU is dealing out pie's if you join. i will be dealing out (big) cake's to the people that join :p
Captain: Freddy Krueger
Operator: Helios
Councilor: AlmightyOne
Gunners: PsycikPsycho, Omega Ascendant
Crew Members: smith1, zack matrix, Ichi_ban1 Post back when you decide who's Captain and who's Operator (you or PP). Hello iam her to join the Osiris with your permission. alright i'll PM PsycikPsycho and ask her if she whants to be captain or not just pm me if you want me as a crew member. I made one each for you FK and for PP so when you decide I will take the other banner down ;) never mind i soon hope to lead the Gnosis so i will fall back from the osiris. "sorry." Sorry to hear you're going to another ship, but the best of luck to you :) i'll be captain, with permission of PsycikPsycho of course
UT if possible, can my banner have a what darker look, mabey with a werewolf in it ;) hello iam back. i was told by valasher that you need 400 posts to be a operator and 600 to be capitan. so if it is ok i would like to be part of the Osiris crew. just let me know if iam accepted. aplication granted. you are now a crew member of the osirus Hello,*my nice ship you have here* I am here to join the Osirus alright our own pyromaniac :D
you can join (now if only valasher, where here to set the ship Affiliation) thank you freddy i wont let you down. Originally posted by AlmightyOne
thank you freddy i wont let you down.
i know. also you spelled afraid wrong in your signature w00t! Word to the pyros! As gunner for the Osiris, I'm just excited to say we're gonna BURN THE CRAP out of any sentinals- screw the EMP ;)
We need a flamethrower yeah, let's go sentinel hunting :)
we'll shoot and burn them
me and you Psycik will shoot and helios will operate the flametrower
now talking about it. do you whant to be operator helios ? Okay, now Freddy is Captain and PsycikPsycho is Gunner. AlmightyOne is a Crew Member. so what kind of things can we post in the ship mision area valasher ? sort of fan fic's ? Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
yeah, let's go sentinel hunting :)
we'll shoot and burn them
me and you Psycik will shoot and helios will operate the flametrower
now talking about it. do you whant to be operator helios ?
helios should most likely be our operator we should take her\him before someone else does. if you are up to it helios?:huh: He showed interest; Helios, would you like to be our operator? I'd be honored to have you aboard....
Here's a pic of our lovely ship :) (taken straight from the Animatrix) Originally posted by AlmightyOne
helios should most likely be our operator we should take her\him before someone else does. if you are up to it helios?:huh:
I'm a Him :D
Originally posted by PsycikPsycho
He showed interest; Helios, would you like to be our operator? I'd be honored to have you aboard....
Here's a pic of our lovely ship (taken straight from the Animatrix)
Sure!!, and the honor is all mine :D Originally posted by BiggStankDogg
That ship's nothing. Where's the 26" chrome rims and the Cristal? That's what we got on ours. You fools betta reconize and join the Icarus...
we dont need a nice looking ship we need one that can handle a rough ride and thats what the osirus can do. plus we got all we need inside the osirus..."our crew." Originally posted by BiggStankDogg
That ship's nothing. Where's the 26" chrome rims and the Cristal? That's what we got on ours. You fools betta reconize and join the Icarus...
Oh, just wait until you see the new paint job I'm giving it (hot pink with lime racing stripes) and the hydrolics.... Besides, do you REALLY want a girl on your pimpin' ship?! lol I'll make you and your crew a banner with this wonderful image today FK;) Originally posted by BiggStankDogg
That ship's nothing. Where's the 26" chrome rims and the Cristal? That's what we got on ours. You fools betta reconize and join the Icarus...
hehe your ship is all show, nothing more :p
we don't need to be coverd with cristals. our ship is wel armed and can handle a rough ride very good :)
http://www.reddwarfgraphics.com/images/osiris11.gif not cristals, Cristál. To quote Dr. Evil, "Ah Cristal, my Moto, and a coupla Bee-hotches, why not?" BLING BLING DPD, you forgot the bit where he said 'and anything on E-Bay...DOMINOS' starts shooting around like mad. to scare of the intruders :p
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/muccawhore.gif Well, I must say BSD's propaganda nearly pulled me in to the Icarus. It's a close call, but I think I gotta join the Osirus.
I suppose if you except me, I'd like to be gunner or councilor... Hmmm... What the hell does a councilor even do on a ship? well i supose you look out for the crew and make sure we dont do anything stupid. Man, don't you guys watch star trek? I think I've started a trend with the councilor title. I guess it was a good idea, though sorry I didn't run it past you first Val. I just thought that since my ship is the mediator, it made perfect sense. Originally posted by UltimateTrinity
Man, don't you guys watch star trek? I think I've started a trend with the councilor title. I guess it was a good idea, though sorry I didn't run it past you first Val. I just thought that since my ship is the mediator, it made perfect sense.
so then what is the point of the councilor? Why not have a ship Councilor? Um, they council the crew of the ship making sure that none of them are insane and can successfully follow a mission... I guess that's their purpose. :) Originally posted by Valasher
Why not have a ship Councilor? Um, they council the crew of the ship making sure that none of them are insane and can successfully follow a mission... I guess that's their purpose. :)
that is what i had in mind as well. but instead of just that they have the right to be a gunner, of course crew member and a back up operator and maybe capitan. "just another idea." What was Trinity's title? Wasn't it something like "lieutenant"? Would that be the same as "counselor"?
Lovely banner, UT :) I'm so excited you used my pic (well, not really mine, but ya know ;) )
TINM- I'm so excited you chose us over that showy "ship" which is void of all the ladies (ok, me) and cookies :)
Now, if you'll just send me your full name, address, phone number, social security number, bank account numbers, and credit card numbers, I'll be glad to send you your cookies :D hello Freddy, Helios,Almightyone,and PP i was asked to come here by Almightyone if its alright and i am accepted i would be proud to join the Osiris
p.s. i know i need to work on my posting i am trying right now i have 90. i do belive you need 100 post to be a crew member so get ten more and you are good to go. and if so accepted welcome to the Osirus. What was Trinity's title? Wasn't it something like "lieutenant"? Would that be the same as "counselor"?
Lovely banner, UT I'm so excited you used my pic (well, not really mine, but ya know )
TINM- I'm so excited you chose us over that showy "ship" which is void of all the ladies (ok, me) and cookies
Now, if you'll just send me your full name, address, phone number, social security number, bank account numbers, and credit card numbers, I'll be glad to send you your cookies
Did she say "lieutenant?" All I remember her saying is "I am the ranking officer on this ship..." Perhaps that could be another position then. "Officer," or "Lieutenant" or whatever it is she says.
Why not have a ship Councilor? Um, they council the crew of the ship making sure that none of them are insane and can successfully follow a mission... I guess that's their purpose.
Well, seeing as how I am insane myself, it'll be quite hard for me to give much guidance and ensure everyone is sane. Therefore, I shall accept the title of "Councilor," if it's alright with you guys.
As for the cookies, here is my info: My full name is Horatio Vex Martinez. Address is not applicable, as I am a young Venezuelan boy in exile. Just look under "erotic cakes" in the phone book to find the number you can reach me at. To obtain my social security, credit, and bank numbers... Go to Central Park tomorrow morning at exactly 7:11 AM with the cookies. Wear a bright red sweater, and sit at the bench next to the water fountain. A cuban man in a trenchcoat will say to you, "A crow cannot take flight without wings." You will answer, "Would you like a wing of KFC chicken?" The information and cookies will then be exchanged. your all accepted to join my ship :)
and yes smith1 you need first 100 post counts to be on a ship. but don't got spamming now to raise it fast :morpheus:
ThereIsNoMatrix i would gladly take you as councilor. we need a sort of docter, counciler, second/third in command :D ThereIsNoMatrix i would gladly take you as councilor. we need a sort of docter, counciler, second/third in command
Excellent... *Insert evil laugh* [evil laugh] whahahahhaaa. our evil organisation... uhhh i mean ship is comming together.
now go my trusty crew, and go and collect more souls... i mean members to join the osirus
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif ok, so, like I went to deliver the cookies, and you never showed, man. I mean, I wore the bright red sweater and everything! Sure, I also brought along my two bodyguards, Sven and Bubba, but they were in red sweaters too....
FK, can I be second in command? I mean, I was almost captain and everything... :D yes you are of course my second in command. because you are where the first to join (and almost captain).
i just said second/third in command against thereisnomatrix because i don't fully know what rank councilor realy is on the ships.
lol with out us (me and PsycikPsycho of course) i don't realy whant a ranking system. because then people will continue ask if there third or forth or fifth. and that will get irritating :PI
PsycikPsycho will just be second in command. and there will be no third or forth in command !
just follow the ranks that valasher gave you (acounting your post count) I am terribly sorry PP... It appears around 3:30 AM last night, an FBI team busted through the door of my my Cuban buddy's apartment. He was deported at 6:00 AM.
I do have new arrangements, however. There is a Columbian friend of mine that goes by the name "Chico." In 2 hours, go to the McDonald's on Main Street. There is a play area at this McDonald's, with the ball area and everything. At the entrance to the play area there are cabinets to put your shoes in. The cabinet to the far right will have my information in it. Take the information, and replace it with the cookies. Chico will be watching from the tower of the jungle gym. Be sure to wear a trenchcoat, for he is instructed to snipe out anyone else who comes within a certain radius of the box. yes you are of course my second in command. because you are where the first to join (and almost captain).
i just said second/third in command against thereisnomatrix because i don't fully know what rank councilor realy is on the ships.
with out us (me and PsycikPsycho of course) i don't realy whant a ranking system. because then people will continue ask if there third or forth or fifth. and that will get irritating
As long as I'm not scrubbing toilets, I don't care what rank I am.
By the way, I am excersizing my first duty as Councilor. All crew members must take this insanity test:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm
Please report the results ASAP, so I can assess your mental condition and send the records to Zion as requested. i took the test and did not laugh it was funny but did not laugh. Weeeeelll, it looks like I'm DEFINATELY insane. It's ok :) We need a crazy gunner- send me to the front lines, boys :D PP, Chico was at the McDonald's but you never showed. However, that blasted clown, Ronald McDonald, got too close to the information... Chico had to take him out. A silencer was used, but nonetheless, pandomonium broke out when blood started to gush out of the clown's white neck. 'Tis a pity.
As for the cookies, I won't be needing them anymore. I was in the super market and found some Pillsbury ready-made cookies. All I have to do is cut the dough and pop them in the oven. They're rather delicious... I'd offer you some, but what can I say, I'm selfish.
I'm awaiting the Captain's sanity results. So far we have two lunatics and one sane person onboard. Should be interesting... No, the death of a clown is NEVER a tragic thing.
Guess I must have had the wrong McDonald's. So sorry. Enjoy your cookies; I never wanted one anyway ;)
So far we have two lunatics and one sane person onboard.
What? A "sane" person?! We can't have that!!! Off with his head! DIE CLOWN DIE. I HATE CLOWNS good thing that he got killed. when i took the test and heard the sound, i almost shot my monitor, luckely i could (just) control my self. and click it away. so what am i doc ? i had to watch it agian just to make sure that i wasn't going to laugh this time i did dose that mean iam back and forth (insane to not insane)? i dont no just count my first one. lol does every crew member of the osirus hate clowns. GOOD :D Now, now... There is a place in this universe for clowns, and that place is deep in the fiery chasms of hell.
I have your medical reports here:
Captain Freddy Krueger: Nearly destroyed his monitor upon opening the test. This signifies potentially lethal anger management problems.
Weapon specialist PP: Laughed hysterically upon viewing. Hands down, exploring her abnormal mind would be a psychologist's dream, as she is clearly insane.
AlmightyOne: Took the test twice, laughing once and sitting solemnly the other time. This can only signify one thing: Multiple Personality Disorder. Clearly insane.
Grand Councilor ThereIsNoMatrix: Exempt from this test because due to past incidences, he is clearly insane. He speaks of himself in the third person for crying out loud. Originally posted by ThereIsNoMatrix
As long as I'm not scrubbing toilets, I don't care what rank I am.
By the way, I am excersizing my first duty as Councilor. All crew members must take this insanity test:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm
Please report the results ASAP, so I can assess your mental condition and send the records to Zion as requested.
Its official I'm Insane, that was hilarious lol I couldnt stop laughing lol ow my head hurts now.. Ah yes, the final result is in. Excellent... *twiddles fingers like Mr. Burns*
Medical report for Operator Helios: Was unable to stop laughing during the test. Claims his head hurt after viewing. This implies not only that he is insane, but has possibly suffered brain damage. His X-ray's reveal a crayon lodged in his cerebrum, which may or may not be the cause of this pain. be ready counciler once smith1 gets to 100 post you will have one more (maybe) to look at. i hope you are up for it after all the insanity,me, helios, pp, fk, and you TINM, thats been going on in here. "i hope smith1 is not isane as well." or we can put one more on the insane and needs help list. "insane" ppl don't need help! We're the ones who shall RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAhahahahaa.....
*ahem*
*sits up all ladylike*
Those reports were delightful, ThereIsNoMatrix. I enjoyed viewing them, indeed. It's good to know our ship is filled with people of a higher mental state. FK and I are working on our first mission, so sit tight, friends, and think happy thoughts, for soon our fair ship shall leave this safe dock. Those reports were delightful, ThereIsNoMatrix. I enjoyed viewing them, indeed. It's good to know our ship is filled with people of a higher mental state.
Lol, higher mental state... That's exactly what I want you to think. All part of my mad plan. :crazy:
Can't wait to hear about our first mission! so i'm also crazy WOHOO :D
yes we have now 2 idea's on what our mission will be.
we will bring it to you later when he have choosen the best one :)
Our insane ship, will rule the world. anyone that get's in our way will get: burned, shot, stabbed and destroyed :D Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
anyone that get's in our way will get: burned, shot, stabbed and destroyed :D
or duct taped to a chair and forced to watch "The Sound of Music" repeatedly while having their leg hair plucked out with tweezers. We could always go Hannibal Lecter style and feed them alive to man-eating pigs... while listening to Fleetwood Mac live. In fact, as your councilor, I'd advise us to imploy a combination of all these different techniques. No one shall go unchecked. We will imprison and torture people inhumanely for no reason or any reason at all.
... Perhaps I'm getting a bit carried away? or we could also tie them to a chair right next to a table, then take a baseball bat or something like one and place each little finger on the table and smack it with the baseball bat. dont worry not my own idea got it from a movie but it would work for our crew i think. Excelent idea's my crew, let's make one room on our ship a torture room. for wich ever soul.... i mean person that get's in our will be tortured there.
[evil laugh] whahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahhaha Originally posted by ThereIsNoMatrix
... Perhaps I'm getting a bit carried away?
No not at all, please continue
We could lather them up with a nice soating of an oil/magnesium mix, lite them on fire and watch them burn slowly till the magnesium reaches its ignition temperature then the burning increases, and they burns quite rapidly. Ensuring the worst possible pain in the least amount of time before they die or pass out.
maybe thats a bit much...
or we could burn the tips of their fingers repeatedly quite painful, and once those nerves are "burned out" just work up to the rest of the hand and arm.
Excellent... *twiddles fingers like Mr. Burns*
The Xenocidal Pyscho has spoken whahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhahaahaha. good idea's the torture chamber is growing and growing. with ever good (and painfull) idea that come's from this crew it grows All very good... Some more insight from Silence of the Lambs:
Perhaps we could make a mosaic-quilt, containing remnants from all of our... victims? Er wait a tick, I suppose we would need Buffalo Bill to join our ship for that to be perfected.
Helios, join the Matrix: Degraded thread in the Mission Area section. eeexxxxcellllllennnt....
Shall we call ol' leatherface as well? ;)
We could duct tape them to an anthill, cut off their eyelids and pour boiling cheese on them... and then pull out their toenails, one by one..... You are sidistic... I like you. Originally posted by PsycikPsycho
eeexxxxcellllllennnt....
Shall we call ol' leatherface as well? ;)
We could duct tape them to an anthill, cut off their eyelids and pour boiling cheese on them... and then pull out their toenails, one by one.....
whahahaha ooooohhh thats evil.
yeah thats excelent psycik
leatherface.... no not only him but also the cenobite's from hellraiser. there the masters of pain and pleasure.
i'll ask saturday if they like to join us. (not only pinhead, but also the 3 other cenobite's from hellraiser 1 and 2. will come then: chatterer cenobite, butterball cenobite and female cenobite, and of course the master of pain PINHEAD :D) when dead we should through the bodies in a fire and use there ash as fuel for our wonderful and crazy ship the osirus "whaaaawhaaaaa...emm ...emm ahh what the hell."
oh one more idea from me: take a hammer and then place the person upside down have some one hold them so they dont move. when steady aim for the nose with the hammer when hit the nose will brake and doing so will kill them. okay people i am here, it took me a while but i got 100 posts. Now only if i am accepted. Yes i took the test it was quite funny and i laughed. Now whats the thing with everyone hating clowns? our capitan fk made our first mission of killing every clown we know dont know and see. i like and dislike clowns. i go off and on for some reason so i figured i will help the crew. as i said in my bio i will help the crew in any way. smith1 if you dont want to kill clowns thats ok with me you can just sit and watch us kill them in our torture chamber. one thing you can do is come up with more torture ideas and pm your bio (what you look like how people will know or recognize you and what your special power is in the matrix) to ThereIsNoMatrix he will know what to do with it. iam pretty sure you are apart of the crew now so welcome to the osirus. "whaaaaahaaa...emmm...emmm...dang it." Clowns are evil thats why we hate em, If you ever saw/read the movie/book "It" by stephen king you would know why hey are evil... :D
The Xenocidal Pyscho has spoken
Welcome Smith1 Originally posted by Helios
Clowns are evil thats why we hate em, If you ever saw/read the movie/book "It" by stephen king you would know why hey are evil... :D
The Xenocidal Pyscho has spoken
Welcome Smith1
lol thats i the only clown i like (alittle).
i realy hate those clowns, that think there funny (wile they are of course not)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/148817
check this movie, with alot of clown killing (by a zombie :D) FK, Kobra would like to be a crew member onboard your ship, so as soon as you give him and answer I will add him to the offical sticky Val made of members ok Sure the more people that join this ship the better.
what is his post count, he can be gunner or crewmember freddy i do know you would like to have another gunner but to be one you need 200+ posts and kobra does not. so he will have to be a crew member. sometime in the future if we still dont have enough gunners i will fill a spot but for now iam a crew member. kobra is now the gunner for the Osiris ;) Alright.
hummm hahahahaha the Osirus has the most members. off all the ships Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
Alright.
hummm hahahahaha the Osirus has the most members. off all the ships
mwahahahahaaa!!!! SOON WE SHALL RULE THE WOOOOORLD!!!
*ahem*
Thanks, TINM, for the compliament ;) I'm not always that evil, only in my mind :D
So, is everyone participating in our two missions (one with the Caduceus and the other in The Matrix Degraded)? I haven't seen everyone around in those threads.... ;) I am going to check on couple of my crew today and give them a little 111 on reading the missions and replying lol. As for degraded, I'm in the middle of writing today. So I hope it looks ok. oke everything is set. we almost have the girl out dude, getting the girl out will be damn difficult, she's got a heart condition, and the shock may give her a heart attack! what the hell is gonna happen? Dude, I'm currently studying, stuttering now in RL for some reason and even dreamt about it last night!! We have to get her out man! Sparky, FK and the Osiris crew have been brilliant on the storyline here. And for that I am so thankful. Not to mention the crew of my ship also. Luv ya!;) Originally posted by UltimateTrinity
Dude, I'm currently studying, stuttering now in RL for some reason and even dreamt about it last night!! We have to get her out man! Sparky, FK and the Osiris crew have been brilliant on the storyline here. And for that I am so thankful. Not to mention the crew of my ship also. Luv ya!;)
no prob UT always here to help just ask and will be there. Hmm... New position of Medic is open... Ya know Freddy, it'll be hard to fill that position... You'll need someone who's dedicated and loyal... And it has been a while since I've had a promotion... Did I mention I'm trained in CPR and First Aid? lol hehe. i'll think about it. mabey some others also whant a promotion.
too bad PsycikPsycho is away until august, so she can't help with alot of things Freddy, PM with your answer. It would be most kind. PP's gone till August? Well damn, I didn't know that... Where'd she run off to? She went on a trip for summer, as her school is in summer recess. To where exactly, I have no idea. Lets kick some clowns asses!!!Woohoo! :D
Other than the damn stupid clowns we all hate, what else are we dealing as well? Originally posted by kobra
Lets kick some clowns asses!!!Woohoo! :D
Other than the damn stupid clowns we all hate, what else are we dealing as well?
In the real world, we can go squidy hunting. get drunk in Kara's bar.
in the matrix: we can fight against agents (taunt them, make them pissed), clowns (of course), and who ever else that get's in our way: Human, program, other people from Zion :) Alright iam bringing this thread back up. Come on people whats going on here join the osirus. Do not back down we are still looking for more fresh meat. na just kiding about the fresh meat part but not the joining part. Yes, join the powerfull ship the Osirus.
now for everyone that joins a Free axe :) Not only that but I will throw in a sword that will have your name encripted into the blade itself. and with that also a dagger
So join the Osirus, the powerfull ship. We are the destroyers of clowns, and also everything that stands in our way *Glances at a few people nearby and whispers* Why do I get the feeling they are trying to bribe us? Phh.. Who would want weapons, when you could have a real playboy as a playmate? That's right, babes... Each new female member of the Novalis get's 1 hour with this huge bulk of love.
Male members may be subject to getting an hour with Smith_fan.. Negotiations are underway :D.
Mr U *Sits there laughing* And I asume you have run this by SF haven't you HU. She may not like you roping her into that. Once she has experienced that one hour with me, she'll do anything for another one :D. I guess I'm just a lot like Mouse on this part.. :P.
'Digital Pimp hard at work...'
There is a reason for all of this pink ;).
Mr U And here was me thinking it was just you getting in touch with your feminine side. Originally posted by Eon
And here was me thinking it was just you getting in touch with your feminine side.
Oh, but I am all for touching feminine sides! In fact, I doubt there are many people who enjoy touching feminine sides more than I do. To me, it's more than just touching, it's a voyage of exploration, a enterprise of blissful ecstasy.
So... Wanna boldly go where no couple as ever gone before? Join the Novalis!
Mr U Well while all of you are off doing things that the osirus crew and I would rather not know about people who join are getting free weapons and also for thoughs who dont want sword or an axe we will suply all of you with what ever guns and spy ware you need. As well as friend ship, love and a kick as time. Don't succumb to HU's propaganda! That ship has infestation problems! Look at what was found crawling in the messhall:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigbug.jpg
We're bug free here, join the Osiris. Maybe that is what they should pay more attention on that then having sex with one another. once you told me that TINM I couldn't help but check out the ship myself and see what wa going on in there and look what I found in all of the beds. Why would they want to do all of that in the beds with these: damn HU, you realy need to clean your ship. those bugs can eat you alive in your sleep.
Eon i think HU means the big bug http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigbug.jpg as the big hunk of love. better be carefull around him
look eon, HU does everything to get new crew members
http://www.lachnu.nl/grog/content//plaatjes/binladengepakt.jpg Acctually those bugs can eat you alive in your sleep, they are proven to be able to. It is rumored they burrow into a camels hump and eat away at it *shudders*. They can also outrun a human.
HU, I'm not stepping foot near your ship until those things are long gone. I hate bugs. Don't succumb to the path of fear and fall for their propoganda. We have the best cleaning-parties of Zion.
Those things can do that? Yuk. I read some statistic somewhere that a person eats quite some spiders in his sleep. Apparantly spiders walk over your face, into your mouth. Automatically, you swallow it, and they are burned alive in the acids of your stomach.
Next time you go to sleep check your room...
Mr U Yea I knew that HU but when you eat the spider they arn't nearly as big as what is on your ship. How about we stop posting the same pic 20 times over. We get the point. The Novalis has bugs, and apparently disgustingly fat people sitting on Osama's head.
We get the fucking point. Originally posted by NMN
How about we stop posting the same pic 20 times over. We get the point. The Novalis has bugs, and apparently disgustingly fat people sitting on Osama's head.
We get the fucking point.
relax man, damn what made you so upset. your so quickly angry :PI Originally posted by Freddy Krueger
relax man, damn what made you so upset. your so quickly angry :P
I wasn't upset, why does it always have to be upset? Can't I get my point across without one of you jumping down my throat and asking why I am upset? How about, again, you just read what I type, and follow. There is no need to post a large picture three times in one thread. And there was a little twinge of humor in my post, if you caught the drift. Obviously you didn't. oeps sorry, sometime's the way you talk your scary :p (nah just kidding) I'm going to steal NMN's job here for a sec:
Alas, you need 100 posts before you can join a ship, lad. Stick around and read some topics. Won't be long before you hit 100. Until then, I'm sure your seat will be reserved. Yes of course, when you reach the big 100. you may join the mighty ship the Osirus :)
there will be a seat reserved for you
(but don't go spamming now ;) to reach it quick ) If you haven't heard about it yet, I have officially resigned from my position as Osiris councilor and a member of the ship. This here ship has oodles of members, along with the Caduceus. Since the ships seem to be dying, I figured I'd lend a helping hand and try to jumpstart some of the other ships.
Boy did we have some good times on ol' Bessy, here. AO, I know you're filling my shoes, so don't fuck up. The role of councilor is one of high respect, it is very... uhh... prestigious. Sure, there ya go. We must attain a certain level of soberness... Er... Umm... Alright, yeah, I'm shitting you. Just don't get shit-faced drunk and all should be well. Freddy, keep doing the captain thang. Everyone else, keep rockin' hard. And good luck with them clowns. Sneaky lil' bastards, eh?
Later. Or sooner. Take your pick. No, TINM you cant leave us. You will be breaking up the best goddamn thing that ever happened to this site. I mean its great that we are adding new people in but take away the old and what have we got..... nothing. I know we are going through a though time with absences and everything but that doesnt mean that the ship's crew is breaking up, just stick with it and we will pull through. Everything that has a beginning has an end. "Snap into a Slim Jim"
No ends here, just new beginnings. Hope it keeps it together the gloing light in the darkness. And while I wait on your reply look at what I found by sheer accident
http://www.coronus.com/GWmaytag.jpg
Is that funny or what? heh heh:p Originally posted by ThereIsNoMatrix
If you haven't heard about it yet, I have officially resigned from my position as Osiris councilor and a member of the ship. This here ship has oodles of members, along with the Caduceus. Since the ships seem to be dying, I figured I'd lend a helping hand and try to jumpstart some of the other ships.
Boy did we have some good times on ol' Bessy, here. AO, I know you're filling my shoes, so don't fuck up. The role of councilor is one of high respect, it is very... uhh... prestigious. Sure, there ya go. We must attain a certain level of soberness... Er... Umm... Alright, yeah, I'm shitting you. Just don't get shit-faced drunk and all should be well. Freddy, keep doing the captain thang. Everyone else, keep rockin' hard. And good luck with them clowns. Sneaky lil' bastards, eh?
Later. Or sooner. Take your pick.
Thanks TINM and don't worry I wont fuck up...to much.;) I'll do the best I can to keep up with your doings, and I wish the best of luck with you and your new crew. If you need any help with your missions you know who to ask. well i still think it's a shame that you left the osirus. but hey if the neb needs you then help them all you can. bring them to a good beginning and end :up:
i think AO will do a good job as councilor, won't you ao :D
universcythe do you whant to join the Osirus ? because your posting in a way like your already a crew member :p
well time to do the same thing again. ADVERTISE !!!
ANY PEOPLE THAT WHANT TO JOIN A STRONG SHIP, WITH A GOOD CREW. sign up for the osirus, as soon as you have a 100 post or more sign up for a position. we still need a medic and all the crew members we can get was a mistype I fixed it but to heck with it if I can join I will. Originally posted by universcythe
Hope it keeps it together the gloing light in the darkness.
What is this glowing light you speak of, boy? Aye, good luck to all of you. And scythe, ye need 100 posts before you can sign up for a ship. Just don't spam your post number up and you'll be there soon enough. TINM you did that degrade thing again but any way, I speak of hope hope that you'll stay together. we always be connected in someway
he mabey has his own ship now. but still can come back anytime Yes.
I see now... You need some punctuation in there boy. Without it, the sentence is sort of incoherent lol. might i intro my self,I am LX-30,My code name is Geosweeper i am a cyborg yet,I wish to join the osiris.May I do so? :PI: :idea: :D :neo: Yes of course you may join the Osirus.
these are the positions
Captain (max 1): 600 posts
Operator (max 1): 400 posts
Councilor (max 1): 300 posts
Medic (max 1): 400 posts *Caduceus only ship that contains position*
Gunners (max 2): 200 posts
Crew Members (max infinite): 100 posts
and this is what the Osirus curently has
Captain: Freddy Krueger
Operator: Helios
Councilor: AlmightyOne
Gunners: PsycikPsycho, kobra
Crew Members: smith1
so your gonna be a crew member :)
Welcome to the Osirus zack :D im a war-machien so i think i'll be a gunner Well then Zack Matrix welome to the Osiris. We already have two great gunners, and one more will make it that much better. Just remember, for joining the osiris you get everything we said people would, and your with the best crew out there.
Congratulations ZM, have fun and stay sharp. ;) im a war-machien so i think i'll be a gunner
hummm i wish i could help you with that.
but still for some reason only 2 gunners are allowed on each ship. and we already have 2
hummm that i find weird, in the movie's (final flight of osirus and matrix revolutions. you can clearly see that there are over 6 gun turrets on each ship. so why are we only allowed to have 2) ??? I gave NMN a PM about the problem we ran into, but I got bad news. Until all the ships get enough members to raise the gunner count, it must stay the same for now.
Sorry ZM looks like you'll have to stick with a crew member for now, but only till your post count reaches 400, then you could be our medic. im not to good at medi kit, so i could be the internal navigator i am compatable with every ship jack in, or internal repairman after all i am a cy borg but i think i'll aim for medic and try capin' hehe zack, you can only be captain if you got your own ship.
hummm i thought i readed only UT's ship can have a medic. because it's the only one in the movie that shows a actual medbay
ah too bad. but as soon as it is available you can be gunner zack :) So.. What do you actually get for joining The Osiris? And what are the requirements to join? you need a 100 post to join a ship.
Captain (max 1): 600 posts
Operator (max 1): 400 posts
Councilor (max 1): 300 posts
Medic (max 1): 400 posts *Caduceus only ship that contains position*
Gunners (max 2): 200 posts
Crew Members (max infinite): 100 posts
well when you join my ship. the Osirus, you become apart of a kicks ass crew. that love's horror movie's and game's. hate's clowns. fight against anyone in the matrix that stands in our way
and you will have me as captain :D (ah lol thats corny) Ok, just wondering.. I think I'll stick with being a Nemesis on no ship :) Jet, have you considered any of the other ships? We have one with no crew whatsoever at the moment, and your postcount certainly qualifies you for any position on a ship. Think about it for me ok. To be honest, I haven't. I only saw this thread.. Didn't look at any others really... Any places for a captain or anything high ranked anywhere? lol j/k these are all the ships with there crew
Bhrama:
Captain: stalin6025
Operator: NMN
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members: Anomolous
Caduceus:
Captain: UltimateTrinity
Operator:Niva
Ship Councilor:Macleod
Medic:
Gunners: sparky667, Raj Against The Machine
Crew Members: Eon, Alfredo, Imatwin, Hitman
Gnosis:
Captain:
Operator:
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members:
Icarus:
Captain:
Operator:
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members:
Logos:
Captain: Neo's_Son
Operator: NeoLivesOn
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members:
Mjolnir:
Captain: freeyourmind
Operator: Neo Xavier McLeod
Councilor: eRider
Gunners: Haxxor
Crew Members:deadcowdying, Swampy
Nebuchadnezzar:
Captain: ThereIsNoMatrix
Operator: Neo Is The One
Councilor:
Gunners: TheDrakemaster
Crew Members: Skitto, Kara
Novalis:
Captain: HomoUniversalis
Operator: smith_fan
Councilor:
Gunners:
Crew Members: sm4113r
Osiris:
Captain: Freddy Krueger
Operator: Helios
Councilor: AlmightyOne
Gunners: PsycikPsycho, kobra
Crew Members: smith1
Vigilant:
Captain:
Operator: Horatio
Councilor:
Gunners: mazman, Agent_Johnson
Crew Members: I'll be captain of the Gnosis... If thats available... :) Please. hehe you sure. not many people like that ship, for some reason
only one that ever joined is whas kaneda. but he left it because no one joined
but mabey you can bring some live to that ship Whats the rating on Icarus? I've reserved Gnosis as I want to know what people think of Icarus.. And its history etc.. Please :D
I'll be a loner for some time on my ship, but oh well... Life is harsh at times.. lol
What do you do when your a captain of a ship? I want to change the Gnosis or Icarus's name... To... Nemesis.. lol :) Whats the rating on Icarus? I've reserved Gnosis as I want to know what people think of Icarus.. And its history etc.. Please :D
I'll be a loner for some time on my ship, but oh well... Life is harsh at times.. lol
What do you do when your a captain of a ship? I want to change the Gnosis or Icarus's name... To... Nemesis.. lol :)
ah too bad for you jetfire. for now Valasher and TINM/NMN had stated that only real ships that exist in the matrix movie's may be chosen What history have the Icarus and Gnosis ships have? Which would be the better one to be captain of? ah too bad for you jetfire. for now Valasher and TINM/NMN had stated that only real ships that exist in the matrix movie's may be chosen
The Genosis is a real ship, Freddy. Remember? When Neo and Trin came out of the elvator in Zion and that crowd was there, one of them said something like, "Please watch over my son on the Genosis." I'd like to be captain of the Icarus then... Please. Also, the Osiris was only in the Animatrix, and not in the actual Matrix movies, was it not? The Genosis is a real ship, Freddy. Remember? When Neo and Trin came out of the elvator in Zion and that crowd was there, one of them said something like, "Please watch over my son on the Genosis."
Me thinks he was talking about how Jetfire wanted to change the name of the ship to Nemesis. Me thinks he was talking about how Jetfire wanted to change the name of the ship to Nemesis.
Oh. Oops. My mistake. Sorry Freddy. :) Yes i whas talking about that jet coudn't change a ships name's to a none matrix name
and DPD the animatrix, is a part of the matrix so it's accepted :p Right, so am I captain of the Icarus then? you have to talk to NMN or TINM about that. they are in charge of the placing of people in ship posistions oh no not me being a captin sir...me being a medic or a internal ship repairman or navigator for the ship jack in I have no clue how to go about setting people as captains and whatnot, NMN will have to get on that. I have no clue how to go about setting people as captains and whatnot, NMN will have to get on that.
hey have you become a admin TINM :)
good for you :D
oh i thought you also knew how to give people ship positions Wow, the furthest I ever got was a moderator... :( Wow, the furthest I ever got was a moderator... :(
well if you would become admin. you would have to pay, to keep this site on-line and going ! so think about that (oke i would gladly play for this site. but my parents won't allow me to pay via internet) Actually, the owner pays for the site... But administrators (other admins) have access to everything... They may/may not have to pay.. But they don't usually help pay in that position.. It's usually only the owner that pays.. Ssl is the owner of the site now, he pays for everything - Including all the upgrades and hacks we've been installing as of late. Also, admins don't have access to everything. Super admins hold those powers, and as far as I know, that's only LiveWire and ssl. I'm just here to keep the peace. Thank ye, though, Freddy! oh oke. i thought admins are the one's paying for forums (or also paying a part to help the owner) i think i'll be a medic i guess The Nemesis is now Captain of The Icarus.. Watch out.. lol :D The Nemesis is now Captain of The Icarus.. Watch out.. lol :D
That's fascinating... Now read up on the ships, and make your own recruitment thread. There is no need to post in this thread anymore.
Zack, I'm sorry, you can't be Medic because only the Caduceus has a medic position. Freddy had said it before. You'll have to be crew member for now, since Freddy doesn't show signs he wants to replace one of his gunners.
Good Day. Isn't it just... Besides when did the rules come out stating your only allowed to post things related to that topic... ? No one else seems to follow that rule (if there is one)... What you are referring to is called spam. THAT is not allowed. So, now, follow my prescribed directions, or you won't be captain of the Icarus much longer. Uh.. Theres not much to be captain of... So do whatever makes you happier... Nah, I don't think it would be in your best interest. Have a good day! Oh, don't you worry.. I plan too.... That's fascinating... Now read up on the ships, and make your own recruitment thread. There is no need to post in this thread anymore.
Zack, I'm sorry, you can't be Medic because only the Caduceus has a medic position. Freddy had said it before. You'll have to be crew member for now, since Freddy doesn't show signs he wants to replace one of his gunners.
Good Day.
and so i shall yeah sorry zack, i can't replace PP because she whas the first person to join (and almost whas the captain instead of me. but she didn't whant to be operator or coucilor. so she became gunner)
and i also can't replace Kobra because well yeah he asked for it first :rolleyes:
let's just hope that, one day the admins will alow more gunner positions (instead of 2, mabey 4) salutes the captin
cyborg: LX-30 reporting for duty sir well it is time again for some good old advertising
Good people of MatrixMania. join the Osirus a strong and powerfull ship.with a good and friendly crew ! join the Osirus if you are searching for a answer for all your quistions. and wile your at it. help us in the still on-going fight against the clowns.
http://www.thegline.com/dvd-of-the-week/images/2003/anim028.jpg Much thanks, FK, for the loyalty :) Sincerest apologies for the recent lack of participation. I'm now fully back for good and at your service, captain :D Much thanks, FK, for the loyalty :) Sincerest apologies for the recent lack of participation. I'm now fully back for good and at your service, captain :D
warm welcome back welcome back my girl ;)
now firstly is your special apointment with the captain ;):p (lol nah i'm not like HU)
welcome back, have fun and start posting again at the missions :D *smooths out maid costume from the first mission*
er, what? Ok, post in missions. Got it. ;) http://www.asylum-anime.com/poster/po_nanako.jpg
well now thinking about it. put back on the maid costume. it looks good on you :p
bend down and wipe away the dust under my desk ;) :p
J/K
well yeah let's finish the mission, or just start a new one (but also keep writing in the old one) lol, jeez captan you get excited easly lol, jeez captan you get excited easly
well seeing PP in a maid costume, is something i would gladly see ;) well seeing PP in a maid costume, is something i would gladly see ;)
as do all humans as for me i got my eyes on a mech mag greeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.... *note to self: watch what I say more closely... can't let FK get so excited ;) *
So is our Clown mission complete? im guessing it might be, for i was hit in the chest armor and well i had to kill a child hood friend http://www.geocities.com/optcrit/Nanako-018.jpg
PP: captain wake up, we need to attend to our mission again
FK: huh yeah, alright i'm awake. hey i see your still wearing your costume
PP: huh. ah damn i thought i got rid of it. oeps just give me 5 minute's to change my clothes cap ;)
FK: yeah yeah, alright. is the crew ready ?
PP: yes sir lol man dreaming is so mean to ya it wasn't a dream ;)
*ROFL!!!!*
ahem... For the record, that pic is probably one of the locals in drag, nothing more ;) lol PP ;)
i got something in my mind to typ. but i don't think you would like it ;):p So then I think it would be for the best FK, not just for PP but for all of us if you don't type it. LMAO well it isn't something mean, but someting dirty :p but out of respect (and fear ;) ) to PP i won't typ it ! hahahaaa.... you all are crazy. ;)
Hey- I found this animation earlier today, and instantly thought of the Osiris crew and our mission. Check it out :D
http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/halloween_special_2002.html hahahaaa.... you all are crazy. ;)
Hey- I found this animation earlier today, and instantly thought of the Osiris crew and our mission. Check it out :D
http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/halloween_special_2002.html
i didnt think i was crazy wow that flash movie whas realy great. and terrible true. the ending whas scary :p im haveing nightmares! some one must kill all clowns...and it looks like its my rouge mission lol. Glad to have made you guys' day. :)
Kill the clowns, my friends, kill the clowns.
They are a pestilence upon this land. captin, permission to start a mission apon traveling to exterminate the corperation who made me this way,sir? you don't need my aproval. you can make all the missions you whant. i am not your master ! you can do what ever you whant. :) thanks...i guess the incorperation programed that stuff in my head oh i see zack. it's alright
well as i said, you don't need my comand to make a new mission tread, or to post something ! :)
so when your on-line. start writing your story in the mission area :D alright then :)
and of course wile your at it, write something also still in the clown killing mission of ours no problem clowns appear i shred them well our mission (killing the clowns) is half way done
krusty and bozo are dead. and most of the 'normal' clowns
just our main target remains, Ronald MC'Donald, and his sick companions. and of course all the other clowns that remain and the newmexican clown :mf: the pic doesn't work
give us some more info about him. his name...elclowno
his age...unkown...said to be the fist clown of them all
eyes...fuck if i know
marital status...balls cut off
thats all my info on him Hey Osirus crew, is anyone of you interested in joining this Fan Fic
http://www.matrixmania.com/showthread.php?p=159876&posted=1#post159876
you can choise from the country's. you are not forced to join the soviet union like me :p :)
just read that topic for a up-date of things i belong to a shogun, but i guess i can switch and cowardly run to russia like i said, you are not forced to join the same country, like me
you can still be on japan if you realy like :p i belong to a shogun, but i guess i can switch and cowardly run to russia
hey, now. Don't go bashing Russia! (ok, so I didn't join the Soviet Union, but that's b/c China was lonely...)
Russia rocks my socks off.
Almost. For mather rahssha!
Stoli rocks EVERYONE'S socks off.
Everyone's. hey, now. Don't go bashing Russia! (ok, so I didn't join the Soviet Union, but that's b/c China was lonely...)
Russia rocks my socks off.
Almost.
*starts shaking PP heavily until her socks rock off* :p
actualy russia realy defeated the germans. america didn't do much until the war whas almost over but you think japan would have fighters? without the kamakazie well the japanse kicked the americans ass. at pearl harbor
but after that, they began to lose. so they started kami-kaze attacks actualy russia realy defeated the germans. america didn't do much until the war whas almost over
Actualy russia drove the germans back on the eastern front, which extended far into russia. America entered the war later and whas pumped up whith high morale. Up until that point, when America entered, it looked like Hitler had the whin in his grasp.
My man, Joe Steel, does rock. I dunno, guys. Canada was DEFINATELY on top of the game... I mean, they just blew everyone out of the water and won the bloody war. That's why they don't tell you about it in textbooks. America's too embarassed. What...with their Mountees riding Mooses across the Atlantic and taking all of Europe and Asia by storm? lol!!! jeez a horrible nightmare of mountees and mooses on normandy lol whahhahaa. i see it all now. the canadian force's. all on mooses attacking (and then getting shot down by the german machine guns) :p yeah the mountees and moose parts flying every where and a leg flies and hits the t.v screen *sob* NOOO!! NOt my moose!! Oh, snuggles, how I loved you so!!! lol PP
trows bombs on the germans. there now PP attack with all your might be the rageing typhoon and you shal be rewarded by the gods and if you kill worse than the tsunamies of japan you will be blessed by the gods hey zack i found a cool ninja/samurai flash movie. check it out :D
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195051
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~dhoffa/samurai%20armor.jpg thank you my friend may the gods and budda smile upon you, you are an honorable friend and you shall have good fortune....
i saw the movie and in this place i move and act that way plus that armor you have belongs to an honorable famly i once knew,i beleive they are the yamazira famly clan lol i don't own the armor (wish i did) just founded in on the internet
at google i typed in samurai and found that pic :) i know you dont own it a history place does whoah... that's awesome, FK. Thanks for pointing it out :)
Germany: watch your back :D mwahahahaaa thank you my friend may the gods and budda smile upon you, you are an honorable friend and you shall have good fortune....
i saw the movie and in this place i move and act that way plus that armor you have belongs to an honorable famly i once knew,i beleive they are the yamazira famly clan
Woah! You certainly know your stuff Zack. I'm impressed and humbled here. Me thinks I'd better get off my ass and start brushing up on clan knowledge for your fan fic. some say im a reincanated samurai others say im a young jap man, i personaly dunno cause when i use a sword i have a insticnt about how to use it...creepy post some picture's of your self Zack.
so we can see how you look. and it would be cool if you would hold your sword :)
http://forum.zipperfish.com/images/smiles/jam.gif i dunno how to do pictures on here or photo bucket You get your pics, scan them, or if you have a digital camera, put them in the computer, save 'um as a JPG, click on the lovely 'UPLOAD' button, copy and past the link, with the litte [img*] [/img*] minus the * and your good. :) what if i have them on a web? i dunno how to get my pic links here Er... you link it? O.O
Right click properties, copy the link and [img*] past the link here [/img*] tags minus the * and spaces. ok im going to do my best
http://home.swipnet.se/lazypenguin/jp/Samurai.jpg
(the one on the right is my armor and bears the sign) oke and now a picture in wich WE can see YOUR face :) ^ Please refrain from spamming in this, or any other section/thread. Another spam-post in this thread and it will be locked.
Mr U ok ok jesus im trying to get a good pose without cutting my self, ok hu i'm trying to cut a bit longer ok? ok ok jesus im trying to get a good pose without cutting my self, ok hu i'm trying to cut a bit longer ok?
Then try a bit harder Zack. If you have any questions then pm me. Though I'm sure you know what HU is saying. I will support any mod who has to close a thread if it's been hijacked by spam, though I'll be hella cross with the spammer if that means they have to close a recruitment thread. Thanks. would u mind changing the username 'kobra' to Omega Ascendant in the list one the first page, please?
btw, im reading thru this mission and i am preparing to write! :) Oke i will do that :D (hey it's the first post, and it's made by me, so i can edit :p )
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