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I am the captain of Caduceus.
I picked this old girl for her namesake : The Mediator - You can undo any argument. You find yourself ending arguments rather than starting them. You can always compromise and find a middle ground. This also intertwines with the healing, as you are the ‘middleman’ in most debates, and can always find a way to make it end on a good note. You are everyone’s best friend.
I am currently recruiting a 2nd in charge, an operator; a link into and out of the matrix, a crew of at least 5 for the time being and at least 2 gunners. I am also in need of someone who is held in high regard in Zion and also who can mediate between the oracle and the council when I am not available at those times. That position will be my ships councillor with a future for possible advancement as my 2nd in command.
If you feel you fit the bill, then please add your name below for review, and good luck.;)
Captain: UltimateTrinity
Operator: Niva
Ship Councilor: Macleod
Medic: NMN
Gunners: Raj Against The Machine,
Crew Members: Hitman, Eon, Jaideska
Reserved for placement: ReddFoxx That ship really fits you. You're Captain now. :) W00000000000000000000t Thanks Val!
Ok guys and gals, You sign up here. Don't be shy or I'll use the tickle stick on ya. ;) I came here to say Hi to you, UT, as nobody likes to look at a sad panda. Its just not fun.
And don't let my good pal Hermes down, or you will feel the wrath of Zeus poor down onto you. Just a friendly reminder. I feel like posting in orange now I'm so happy you came to say hi! I'm a happy panda once more though I at least thought DPD, BSD and the crew would hop in here and also say hi. Oh hows your banner? You need anything changed just let me know ok, for I'll have to shrink them so that's a given. And you know out of all those damn fonts I love the circular design in the centre of yours. Oh the spiral is great. I love it. The green and the font of my name. Its great. Magnificent work, UT. Three thumbs up, and 4 stars. Cheers for the positives NMN
*cough* want you to be with me..*cough* Oh, NP, we can have a thing goign like HU and Stalin and Morphues and Trin. No worries on that one.
*cough*will be in due time*cough* I am here reporting to u. Where u need me??? Welcome my new councellor and operator. you are now with us and welcome aboard The Caduceus. I'm so proud to have you aboard babe. I could totally see CraHan on this ship. But the question is: Can he see himself on this ship? ARRRRR!!!! Ahoy, lassie. Best o' luck t' ye in yer missions, but get in yon way of ye olde Icarus and YE SHALL BE KEELHAULED!!!
Eat Snacky S'mores. colorful captain, colorful operator, seems to me someone needs a gunner... Sign me up! :P I'm gere if you want me! Since the last thing I want is for UT to be a sad panda (?!), I'm here solely to say "hi" :) I didn't want to spam earier and couldn't think of anything constructive to say, but now I'm here and hi! People, join this ship if it's right for you. If not, check out the Osiris; we're still looking for a crew! :) And if you don't think you belong at the Osiris, check out any ship EXCEPT for the Icharus (they seem REALLY desperate... perhaps too desperate? lol ) Alfie, I would love to have you aboard! Welcome and ignore my parrot Bernie that's sitting on me shoulder for he's old an senile like me lol
BSD, This ship totally rocks dawg, and yes Val, I'm going to pm CraHan and X to see if they'll join up !!!! im on board! how can i help? My little girl! Welcome aboard honey, I'll put you down as crew for the time being and don't you let anyone persuade you to jump ship ok.
love Mum
xxxxxx could i be a gunner. i know i haven't got 200 posts but that can be aranged. how many guys on this ship? I'm finally here sis! What a thread...ships? Recruitment? Is this some sort of mega fanfic? Whatever it is I'm game! Mediator indeed...my middle name. :D I'm up for No. 1 (That's First Officer) or Pilot, if ya need me. ;) Brother! Welcome aboard. I will assign you a place on Caduceus immediately.
You finally made it Raj. I will make you a crew member for now, and when your post count is sufficient then you can be gunner. Though don't you spam on me now ;) or you'll be doing the my parrots laundry for a week lol. MAC! NOOOOO! You are making a big mistake! Have you ever wondered what happens when a woman is in charge? Think.. what happened to the Logos?
As soon as a woman takes the conn, things get messy. Why not join the politically correct 'Novalis' instead, where we worship those adorable blue flowers?
Mr U As I recall HU she held her own and stood by what she believed in due to her faith in herself. Also the man she loved more than life had great respect and faith in her abilities. Now sir, are you trying to tell me how to run my ship? Go and look after your own as I, just like her am very head strong. I've also got Macleod who is the epitomy of mediation and courage to keep me in check ;). Mediation and courage....eh heh heh...:p
Well, UT asked nicely first, and this is a medical ship, and I see nowhere else to put my inclinations to good use...'first, do no harm.' I must admit, the other choices are all equally attractive.
Besides, what is all this about, anyway? Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
As soon as a woman takes the conn, things get messy. Why not join the politically correct 'Novalis' instead, where we worship those adorable blue flowers?
Mr U
one word. Niobe. she was a great captain. no one can drive like she did in revolutions. i bet UT could. ;) Originally posted by MacLeod
Mediation and courage....eh heh heh...:p
Well, UT asked nicely first, and this is a medical ship, and I see nowhere else to put my inclinations to good use...'first, do no harm.' I must admit, the other choices are all equally attractive.
Besides, what is all this about, anyway?
In time my brother all shall be revealed. mmuuuhaaahahahahaha.
Let's all hope I can be anywhere near as great as Niobe Raj, and thank you for the woderful compliment.:trinity: When r we going to et this started??? I can't wait for our mission:PI Just as soon as I finish the logistics of it. And trust me it should be a good one. ;) Okay, at the moment I only have 50 sumthin posts cos i only been a member about four days, but I want to ask if I could be like appointed a place here once I hit 100, cos you seem like damn good cap'n, and like my only buddy on this site (Rajypoo) is on here, so once i get to 100, can I be a crew member pleez, and like an apprentice or sumthin till then? I'm gonna leave this one up to the UT....She says what we will be done.... sparky667, just go find some threads on the board that you want to contribute to, you only need 24 posts to be a Crew Member and there's tons of interesting threads worth replying to (without spam ;)). thats a damn good idea, im gonna go do that! Yo, UT, considering i just reached 100 posts, and I would respectfully like to resubmit my application, if you would be kind enough to read it.
Right, basically all the prerequisites for the Caduceus that are listed, I try my hardest to fulfill, you seem like a damn good, and nice, and intelligent cap'n, and seeing as how my only friend on the site (Raj, who is prepared to give a reference) is on this ship, I wouldn't feel at home anywhere else. Plus, if you let me take a position as a crew member, I would be fully able to entertain the crew with my kickass special ability on Matrix: Degraded. I hope I can get a place on your ship, and i await your reply.
El Sparko Welcome aboard sparky667. I've been watching your posting, and I'm happy to see you working hard to contributing without spam. I'll start you off as crewmember for now, and then we shall see from there. ;) You rock! El Sparko reporting to mission control, I am damn Grateful. Welcome aboard El Sparko.......
Now lets gets this started. Get what started, the mission or the cabaret?:D
Come to the cabaret, shooby dooby doo da da! The mission u silly boy, lol. aah damn, cos if it was the cabaret I do a mean Liza Minelli impression.
"Hey, kid, where'sh my *hic* vodka. Aah, shcrew it *Collapses*" what did i say about calling me Rajypoo. at least spell it right its Rajipoo. duh! and stop callin me that its annoyin. alright. oh yeah welcome aboard sparky. Im happy to be here Rajypoo:D
When we gonna get going? Have you all been sneakin into the medical supplies and found my damn Vodka again? Ok seems like Raj is back so let's head off into the mission room. Oh and put down the damn Vodka Liza, I saw that lol Lets go Mofos, report to the loading dock(mission area) for assembly and role call. Alright UT, we need to know everything. This lil'girl is fragile, we need to keep her safe. What r the things we may come across??? Will the Agents be all over us, or what???
Look I am sry for asking so questions. But as I said before she is very fragile n as u got word we need her.
Oh my last question, who's going in??? Yeah, we need to know exactly what significance this young girl has to our mission and later missions, and besides the heart condish, what's the biggie? Are you hiding somethin Cap'n? Hey, UT, I have decided to come back to the ship thingy and I would like to be crew member on your ship. I don't mind being low-level, I just wanna jack-in and go with the flow of your story. So if you don't mind, NMN is reporting for duty. I would be more than honored to have you aboard our ship NMN. I'll make a place for you as crew until I see how this mission is heading. As for questions guys, please report to the mission room and read up. Need all imput here if you know what I mean. Take your character and run like the wind with it, and the rest of us shall pick up accordingly. Any probs pm me and I saw what you were trying to direct me to Niva honey, alas the link you gave me wouldn't work for some reason. Forgive me. :(
Ok and I am about to get IMA and bring here over. I think she's been into my sake once more, so NMN I might advance you sooner than expected.
FALL OUT. ;) Word. No problem. I will pick up tomorrow. These are gonna be good times. I'm making you gunner NMN, good night and get a lot of rest up as you'll need it ;) sorry i havent been around, guess i have alot of making up to do.
ima reporting in :PI Choice timing lol. Oh well, come on little one, let us go to Karas Bar, and drink till we see attack garden gnomes!
Now I just need Atari and we are in for one hell of a night!
HHHAAARRRRRR.
Oh btw, you're crew now lol. HARRR! thankyou d00d, you teh r0x0r, let us drink ourselves silly and watch teh gnomes! UT where is the toilet in Kara's bar? Actually Raj, you know now you've brought it to my attention, I don't think I've seen one! OMG, what, where and how are the real questions here! lol. hey UT this is my 200th post and i would like to ask for a more important job please. like ship driver or something. please. Ahhh yes, promotion time! You are now gunner Raj. ;)
I'll just pm my dear mate NMN to change your details. Done and accounted for. Welcome to gunnership, Raj. I'll treat you good and show you the ropes.
BTW, Alfredo was demoted to Crew Member. Thank you for that NMN. Yes and Alfie, until your return you are back to crew, as we have yet to see your face here dear one. Come on out of hiding or I'll jump through that magic portal and drag you back ;) thank you. i am very greatfull. dankerschon. merci. i would say it in punjabi but it has a whole different alphabet. You are very welcome Raj. Damn you deserved it! If could hand out any more promotions right now I would to the rest of my crew, however they are at full promotion already. I think....I'll just go check again.;)
EDIT: No I think I have one more to hand out here... brb..;) OMG i just saw someone that looks just like UT on the bus today.
you don't happen to be in England on holiday do you? LOL. I'm replicating!
Sadly no Raj, however if last year hadn't done a 180 on me that's were I was to be, as I had planned to visit my cousins in Wembley. Damn, wish it was now as I need a holiday!!! :( Originally posted by Raj Against The Machine
OMG i just saw someone that looks just like UT on the bus today.
you don't happen to be in England on holiday do you?
actually i have been going to my horseriding every sunday and staring my eyeballs out because of this woman whos leading her 4 yr old kid around on a horse there, she is your frigging TWIN! i thought it was you!!!! only difference between her and UT is that she has bright flamey red hair! Originally posted by iamatwin
actually i have been going to my horseriding every sunday and staring my eyeballs out because of this woman whos leading her 4 yr old kid around on a horse there, she is your frigging TWIN! i thought it was you!!!! only difference between her and UT is that she has bright flamey red hair!
Ok. I demand to know who let my body go on holiday without my mind damnit! Well? That isn't fair dude...:(
Actually, it's a little strange, because I've been wondering how it would be right now if I was there! mmmm, gotta love co-incidences. Perhaps I should get a check up and see if travel's an option again, as I'm bloody heartbroken I missed out this year... Whoa...I've been gone WAAAAYYYYY too long.
Well, I'd like to sign on to the Caduceus...if there's still room... Hit! Well it's about bloody time lol. I'm sure I speak for the crew also when I say 'HELL YEAH'. Big grin this end, welcome aboard. You're part of the crew, and don't forget the sake;) Heh heh. Here in an instant, buddy! Just be sure to submit your character profile to ThereisNoMatrix over at the Mission Area, Character Bios thread.
2 of the greatest veteran Swordsmen in the fleet on one ship...good luck to you out there, Agents! :D Originally posted by iamatwin
actually i have been going to my horseriding every sunday and staring my eyeballs out because of this woman whos leading her 4 yr old kid around on a horse there, she is your frigging TWIN! i thought it was you!!!! only difference between her and UT is that she has bright flamey red hair! woah thats freaky the person i saw had flamey hair as well. glitch in the matrix maybe Welcome to the Caduceus, Hitman. I have just added you on our crew so, UT, take it away!!! Thanks NMN. Well we have a bloody awesome crew, a full ship (not that I'd say no to more!) and a fine bunch of writers here and in the Osiris. I think we might head out as soon as I grab Ima people. Whatcha reckon? Sounds good to me. Good job El Capitan!! Welcome aboard Hitman...good to see u back.
Hey Captain, hey UT. Damn girl I'm calling u, lol. I'll be here waiting patiently for our mission..... Look out all! Niva and I are drunk!
Where who and how babe? IM? Ok I'm there now damnit. Keep missing you here lmao.
*UTs head spins a 360 and flies off her shoulders* Hitman catches UT's head and reattaches it. "There ya go, captain." "It's on backwards!" she shouts. "Sorry...I'm still new at this..." Hitman replies and gives it a spin. hehehe. Ahh there's my knight in shing armour. *hic*....I'm soo drunk.....*hic*.....which way to the ship!? Never mind, you lead the way.... You still taking on crew UT? Eon, honey, you need at least 100 posts, and then it is up to UT. I only make the changes. I wouldn't mind signing up for Crew Member, except I don't believe I have 100 posts just yet...or really close to 100, either. ^^;
Still, seeing as you recommended I look this up, UT, I'll put myself up for hire on your ship. Now to just get that 100 post minimum down... Arg...I realised that after I posted, ah well, I'll see what I can do about that shall I.:P Ah...two potential candidates chooses rightly. We just can't wait to promote you two to active duty aboard the Caduceaus...good luck with that post count! Please, Eon, I beg of thee! Join the Novalis! Not the Caduceus... This ship is crowded! On the Novalis, you'll have the whole ship to yourself with only Smith_Fan, sm4113r and me to worry about.
I have heard that Macleod walks around in his sleep, and you know how close he keeps that katana..
Join the Novalis.. Better safe than sorry :P.
Mr U *Looks curiously at HU* Mac walks in his sleep? *Glances down at the katana in Macs hand and pulls out her own* Lets keep that on its peg shall we, no hiding swords under your pillow now.
As to where I will go when I reach the great 100, we'll see... Originally posted by Eon
*Looks curiously at HU*
That's exactly what Hitman did when I warned him. You can't fire two silverballers with just one hand... Poor bastard.
Save one person and you save the world... Eon, I'm beggin' you.. Don't make the same mistake that poor.. poor.. Hitman made.... Join the Novalis.. It's the humane thing to do..
Plus it's completely free of charge! Just email me your credit number for age verification :P
Oh, on a side, more off-topic, note, signature images aka banners, are not allowed, sadly. You can keep the link, of course, but the IMG code has been disabled, sadly...
Mr U Yeah I figured that, I just haven't been able to be bothered to change it yet. I'm slack at the best of times. Which ever ship u decide to join. They will be grateful to have u. Oh hell no you don't you pirate in playboys clothing HU! EON, REDDFOXX!!!!!!! YES. I would love to have you as crew of The Caduceus.
*UT gets her tickle sword out and proceeds to tickle the playboy to death*
Eon I want you soo bad (and no not that way lol) You'll love it and it would suit your character so well! ReddFoxx that goes double for you, as you are an incredible writer who would be more than an asset. Eon, I've also seen you write girl, and you are a very poinent and articulate woman. I normally don't get like this unless (as HU sees the brilliant potential)he sticks his nose in to grab my potential crew.:D
I haven't forgotten about you in Karas bar HU. Planning on home decorating my pretty dial with that glass. Shame on you. Now scat!!!! Oh and I remember how you tried to hijack my brother Macloed, so na na nanana!!! :D
EDIT: As soon as you both have the required posts please pm me. I shall add your names on the first post in this thread as 'taken' but not active. Ha, no you don't HU honey. Bases covered and it's all GTG. When it's offical then NMN can add you to the sticky thread Val made hehehe.. *Positions herself firmly in the Caduceus* Too many people out there, its a bloody zoo. I'm sitting right here for another 15 posts and staying that way. *Pinches Mac's katana and wards off the hoards outside.* Hey hey hey - respect the katana - no pinching! He doesn't like being bullied by gals!
<Looks around guiltily at the crew>
....Ok, its a he. He's got his own character!...At least I don't sleep with him!...
<Looks around again>
<Grumbles> Ok, ok..... o_0 Okay... Well, if there was any confusion on what ship to choose, I'm sure that cleared it up. Thanks Mac ;).
EDIT: As soon as you both have the required posts please pm me. I shall add your names on the first post in this thread as 'taken' but not active. Ha, no you don't HU honey. Bases covered and it's all GTG. When it's offical then NMN can add you to the sticky thread Val made hehehe..
She called me honey... Oh wait.. I wouldn't be too sure about the outcome, UT. I'm sure Eon understands that the Novalis needs a representant of the Awesome Australian Nation.. No ship could do without at least one Australian divine citizen...
Too bad I'm settled with this pink, or I would post in the colours of the Australian flag. There are no boundaries to my willfulness to recruit :P.
Mr U *Raises her eyebrows at Mac* Does he have a name...you know I start to worry when you give blades personalities.
OK, we are at the 100 mark (only took me a week:D) Sign me up UT hun.
I do love you HU, but this suits me better than all them *gestures vaguely at the door which has a large hoard outside waving banners and offering gifts* You understand. Me understands. I still love ya, hun ;). Now, which member has almost 100 posts....
*starts searching forum*
Mr U *Laughs* I'll keep my eyes open for you mate. ah you choise UT's ship. wise choise, that ship has a strong captain and a nice crew.
hummm yeah HU good idea *runs off also trying to find people with almost 100 post* Arr Eon, ya traitor. Oh well, enjoy the ship, but I will have no choice but to crush you now :rolleyes:
Now for the the member baiting :smith: Firstly, I'm sure Mac doesn't have a name for his Kat Eon hon. Secondly WELCOME ABOARD BABY! :D This is one of the best birthday presents I've recieved today! Now you can breathe easy and stay with us now, and Mac and myself shall stand at the door here to make sure no one else comes in and tries to take you away from us.
I'll put you in as crew member for the time being however ( regardless of what our dear resident playboy states) our ship has one of the highest rooms for advancement out of all of them :p.
Now run along HU, and btw,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Thanks NMN and stalin for the lovely birthday wishes too. Right back at ya stalin and may your hangover tommorrow be not as sore as the one I intend on getting lol. I believe you are an hour early hun, but meh...Happy Birthday darlin'. I hope your day is a great one. *A big hug going UT's way* Damnit you're still awake! You caught me out lol. Thank you honey, and here's a huge hug right back at ya! Shame you're over the border, or we could have grabbed Splinter as well and gone clubbin';) Meh...I can understand darlin. We all get excited about birthdays. As to clubbing, Splinter and I can meet you and Stalin in Sydney and we can club the night away to celebrate. Och, Happy Birthday to you too, Sis! Awmigosh...all this time talking about T...you had a birthday almost immediately after! I'm so embarrassed now...:p
We-ell....actually if you remembered my various stories, I have actually given it (ok it, not he) a name: Connor. I was just saying all that fer the fun of it lol, but I really am pretty attached to me Kat, enough to have named it and clean/use it regularly.
Now, before we all get attached...UT says 'honey' regularly (remember that hoo-hah we had some time back about this guy who didn't like being called 'hun'? lmao!), and Eon - don't fall for the casanova! He'd put Paris to shame: look at poor, poor, stalked stalin! :D :p Originally posted by MacLeod
Och, Happy Birthday to you too, Sis! Awmigosh...all this time talking about T...you had a birthday almost immediately after! I'm so embarrassed now...:p
We-ell....actually if you remembered my various stories, I have actually given it (ok it, not he) a name: Connor. I was just saying all that fer the fun of it lol, but I really am pretty attached to me Kat, enough to have named it and clean/use it regularly.
Now, before we all get attached...UT says 'honey' regularly (remember that hoo-hah we had some time back about this guy who didn't like being called 'hun'? lmao!), and Eon - don't fall for the casanova! He'd put Paris to shame: look at poor, poor, stalked stalin! :D :p
Ahh that's right it's called Conner *Bashes head on keyboard* how could I forget.
As for me calling everyone hon, how could I forget poor Icedrops taking it the wrong way. That was the first and only time I was told I'd been reported lol. Bless him. I wonder how he's going, as we've not seen him since christmas..
EDIT: I wonder if T got her birthday card yet?... Glad to have you aboard, Eon. You are now a crew mwmber of the greatest crew that ever lived.
I know what I did for the birthday wishes, and I hold to my guns. The three most important ladies in my life are up there celbratin', and I am not afraid to show it, or type it, for that matter, and I don't care who knows it. Cheers NMN. Hey cool...I'm a gunner. You know thats probably the most dangerous thing you ever did putting me infront of a gun. Meh...you'll find out I guess.
LMOA...You were reported for calling people hun...thats a classic, he didn't know you too well did he? You have more pet names for peole than I can count.
Mac, I think naming it is worse than calling it a he. Heh, heh, whoopsidoodle. That was meant to be a Crew Member. Must have gotten distracted. Ah well...just wait till I do have enough posts. *evil grin* here a evil grin http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif
or just choise one of these
http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=evil
ah it's your birthday UT ? well then
Happy birthday UT, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you ! This one suits me much better. Hey UT, you have to add one of those to the smiley list.
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif Me and evil are mutually exclusive:
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/big/evil.gif
Mr U None of you are evil. You just think being 'evil' is cool. You're not. Cool, that is. I am. Cool. But only quixotically evil. I only like being evil because it lets go get away with shit you normally wouldn't. Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
None of you are evil. You just think being 'evil' is cool. You're not. Cool, that is. I am. Cool. But only quixotically evil.
Than you would have to define evil, and since evil is relative to morals, and morals are not universal, there is no universal evil, and thus no way to judge whether one is evil or not. Ergo, there is no way you could prove whether or not I am evil.
Mr U Originally posted by NMN
Glad to have you aboard, Eon. You are now a crew mwmber of the greatest crew that ever lived.
I know what I did for the birthday wishes, and I hold to my guns. The three most important ladies in my life are up there celbratin', and I am not afraid to show it, or type it, for that matter, and I don't care who knows it.
Where's the damn blushing emoticon?? I just want to say it sucks being another day older lol, however after so many people here pmed me with their own personal greetings it made my day :) Thanks again guys. And a few that haven't been on in months even dropped by to wish me a happy birthday! Brilliant :D
Now I'm gonna pop in on the crew of the Icarus and see what's shakin' down there.. Hey, hey Eon. Sry I haven't been around to welcom eu to the crew. But as they say 'better late than never'........Welcome to the Caduceus.
Oh n UT.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Thanks babe...nice to be on.
And HU...do you take pleasure in being difficult or something, you don't always have to define things you know. It's one of my two fetishes. The other one is being strapped to a chair, and getting tomatojuice poored over the little toe of my left foot... Marvelous, that...
Mr U *Raises an eyebrow* Oh boy Heh. I can understand the toe; but tomato? :rolleyes:
Now...technically, you've both hit a snag. Same with the 'a glass of water cannot be declared hot or cold' paradox. Technically yes, there are no strict universal limits, but don't forget we're all humans here guaging things in human limits. It's a bit hard to say that a mountain is light. Same wit' the evil thing...just nicely ask what the gentleman defines evil, then have fun making him doubt it in the end. :D Originally posted by MacLeod
Heh. I can understand the toe; but tomato? :rolleyes:
Now...technically, you've both hit a snag. Same with the 'a glass of water cannot be declared hot or cold' paradox. Technically yes, there are no strict universal limits, but don't forget we're all humans here guaging things in human limits. It's a bit hard to say that a mountain is light. Same wit' the evil thing...just nicely ask what the gentleman defines evil, then have fun making him doubt it in the end. :D
He could only define me as less evil, or more evil than himself, or another absolute. That's the problem. You need an absolute, and unless you have that, you can not measure. Luckily we have 0 Kelvin. You will rarely hear anyone is a chemistry lab say, "I need hot water!" They will most likely say "I need water, 80 degrees Celsius".
Nevertheless, since he does not know my full persona, in all it's extent, he can not absolutely judge me, since evil is a definition of a persona to his/her's fullest extent :).
You haven't had a real toe-massage untill you have dropped hot ;) tomatojuice on it.
Mr U UT, I must apologize, but I am leaving you to jump start this ship stuff. I am joining the Bhrama, and as you can see, I am already the operator. The Caduceus has too amny members, and isn't sharing the love. So I decided to start another fanfic in the mission area. Also the Caduceus has the only Medic position. You can now promote somebody to that position. Ok, that it. See you guys later. I wish you all the best hon, and you will be sorely missed. Believe me. :( Ah NMN mate, sorry to see you go. It looks as though it's my sad duty to also let Ima and alfie go. They are onto other projects now (RL that bitch of a thing) so that makes three positions open.:( Ah man! I'm sorry to hear that. Our ranks are thinning. Yeap. So now we're looking for crew members, a gunner and a medic. Oh come back NMN, please. :(
*UT gets on knees and begs...........serious. I really am. It's a real bithc to type like this too*
NMN PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CAD! Well, I WOULD join, but I still need to get to 100 posts. And I'm having hard enough a time just getting to this fiftieth post!
Still, when I DO have 100 posts, I'll come right in! :D Ok, after much thought and deliberation within myself, I have decided to go back to my home on the Caduceus. Yay! I'm back as Medic! WELCOME BACK!!!
U have been missed... w000000t. Welcome back mate. Bout time you followed your feet home again. Apparently, UT has told me that she's reserved a place on the crew for me for when I reach 100 posts. :D Can hardly wait for it! And we look forward to having you on board mate. Hey, reserved crew members can post in the Crew Lounge and the "Doors Open, Beds Made" threads, right? Or am I mistaken? Ok, after much thought and deliberation within myself, I have decided to go back to my home on the Caduceus. Yay! I'm back as Medic!
oh yeah! he's back dudes. wooooooo! *starts bashin the drums with his head* Hey, reserved crew members can post in the Crew Lounge and the "Doors Open, Beds Made" threads, right? Or am I mistaken?
I don't see why not. Go for it! Connect 4! Ok, after much thought and deliberation within myself, I have decided to go back to my home on the Caduceus. Yay! I'm back as Medic!
w0000000000000t
How's that for a hell yeah I'm happy to have you back angel?
ReddFoxx, I'll wack you in reserve now. :D
*note to self, have to stop with the size 7 fonts when excited or I'll get a size 10 boot up my behind lol* happy happy joy joy! ah he's back
lol to UT. size 10 boot up your butt ? mabey even a size 12 ;) LOL indeed FK! But having him back is worth getting a bottin' up the ass.
I feel like breaking into song every time I see his name as the Cad's Medic again. Now let's start another mission guys. I feel a whole new batch of inspiration coming on! Everyone meet me at missions area. That goes for everyone ship member! Let's start one huge mission and kick some serious RPG ass here! :D Lets kick some serious ass here, I'm looking forward to this.
Oh and NMN, I think she's excited, though I could be mistaken. All crew members? Does that exclude or include reserve members? >.> <.<
Just curious. Lets kick some serious ass here, I'm looking forward to this.
Oh and NMN, I think she's excited, though I could be mistaken.
I think you are mistaken. I haven't seen anyone less excited in my life. Gooooosh. Nahh, I'm not excited, just hella ecstatic to have you back lol. That would be a far more fitting descriptive me thinks.
And alas, no RF, not reserves, damnit all. Ok, guys we have to wait a little while to let our newest reserve catch up to crew status here. So in the meantime, let's get busy, start thinking of plots and themes etc and make this one hell of a mission. Okay. Note to self: do a helluva lot more posting.
You think I should post my character bio up here? yeah. also try to post somehwere else then in the fan fiction area I'm posting here, aren't I? :P
Seriously, though, I have been expanding my range of activity in the forum. Hopefully that'll work it up quickly, and soon. I figured, since I needed more posts, and I needed to get around to this anyway, I'd go ahead and write up my character bio. Hope you like it. :D
Name: ReddFoxx
Age: 19
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Hair: Dirty Blonde, cut to a short/medium length and combed down the sides, parted on the right. Also has moustache and goatee, light.
Eyes: Almost an oceanic shade of blue.
Real World attire: Fatigues similar in tailorship to military standards but colord a navy blue, with the sleeves rolled up. Also a pair of fingerless gloves, and a pair of strap-on boots that reach up to mid-calf.
Residual Self Image attire: Mostly prefers long coats, ranging from below the knees to right down to the ankles, and various (mostly dark) shades of blue, black, brown, mahogany, and rust. Long sleeved shirts, usually button-up and casual. Dress pants or casual slacks of light but durable fabric, and of comfortale fit to allow freedom of movement. Shoes preferred are slip-on loafers of "wide" variant in size, either black or brown, and of comfortable fit (never wears wingtips). Prefers to wear dark shades, of opaque black or mirror-tint, with metal wire frames and oval-shaped.
Preferred weapons: Staffs/Bos, M92F Berretas, Steyr M-series pistols, or Desert Eagle .45 Magnum pistol. Preffered method of hand-to-hand combat is derived from the principle of "Jeet Kun Do," majority of maneuvers and techniques taken from Kung Fu, Jujitsu, and Drunken Boxing.
Personality: ReddFoxx is a kind and caring individual, who does his best to be open-minded and considerate. He usually is friendly, but only when approached; his introvert nature and quiet demeanor are quite the impairment to his social ability. Not one to follow blindly, ReddFoxx commonly plays the Devil's Advocate, even on himself, and usually prefers to form his opinions on his own experiences. He doesn't like to get into conflict with others, and he's made it a personal principle to be on good terms with everyone around him--even his enemies. He's also a very complex thinker; many times he continuously ponders the various theologies on the meanings of life, the nature of the world, the trivialities of subjective perceptions, and so on. He doesn't open up right away to people, and tends to stick to himself unless he feels motivated to socialize or is approached by another. He can be very serious, but is not without a sense of humor: when in a good mood he can be relatively hyperactive, cheerful, and to quote the kind words of those that know him, "out of his everloving mind." He can be witty, but not overly so. He is a bit disorganized and can be spontaneous--hence his preference for the spontaniety of "Jeet Kun Do." However, when matters become serious, he does not take things lightly and doesn't joke around. His primary method of comabt is defensive; he also is something of a pacifist, preferring only to fight in self-defense or the defense of others, and waits for his opponent to throw the first punch, usually responding with a counter attack. He can be fairly relaxed, but is known for becoming tense in certain situations. He also prefers that those around him get along, and tries to help put an end to disputes as best as he can.
Abilities: ReddFoxx's strengths in the Matrix are mostly involving speed and endurance, which he can use to swiftly out-move his opponents and perform multiple hits to beat them into submission, though most of these will usually be counter-attacks as he doesn't primarily take the offensive. His endurance comes in handy when taking blows, sprinting for great distances, and other such enduring activities. One rule he's a little more exceptional in bending is the Matrix's rule of gravity; hyperjumps, wall-running, and the like are quite exhilerating to him. He has yet to fine-tune this, however. His weaknesses lie mostly in his strength, as he does not pack the heftiest punch, nor swing the hardest kick.
There we go. Lemme know whatcha think, and what I might need to change. :D Thanks, Freddy! Well, what do the rest of you think? C'mon, gimmie some feedback! Very very nice Bio there RF, though you left out handsome and dashing, and quite the ladies man! ;)
Damn we have a fine crew if I may say so myself. And with my precious medic back who could ask for more! It's all good from where I'm sitting I can tell you lol. Lovin' it. Handsome? Dashing? Ladies man? Me?? >.> <.<
Really?
....Cool! :D
Must get 29--no, 28-- more posts. Grrrr. Going too slow.... lol. Damnit man, you are slow aren't you? Come on, we're about to head out again shortly. Just head down to ships missions and check it out. Oooo, a mission! Now I REALLY have to get that post count up!
Must think of way to up post count...must think of way to up post count.... gggrrrrr. What on earth am I gonna do with you RF lol. Come on man, it would be great to have you in this mission, and it's on page 8 *coughnopressurelolcough* :D
btw folks, please welcome aboard the Cad new crew member Jaideska! Jaid's joining the Cad? Sweet, drag a few more butts in here from other ships and it'll be full of hotties...think of the possibilities ladies. lol if i could i would donate some post to you. just that you can finaly join UT's ship and she can finaly do a new mission (not a one that continue's on you're fan fic UT ;) ) Jaid's joining the Cad? Sweet, drag a few more butts in here from other ships and it'll be full of hotties...think of the possibilities ladies.
Now Eon, calm down girl. How in the hell are we suppose to get em drunk and have our way with them if they know our intentions first....I mean, what did I say. pfft. Forget about it, hey! Look over there and cough!------> I'm completly obvlivious to whatever it is that's going on in the mission thread, first there was pig latin, then there were slithering things and fighting... reminds me of a bad family reunion. Speaking of which, I know a much more confusing language! French! Beat that!
Alright this is a disclaimer, I'm tired and totally bent, so try not to believe too much of what I'm about to type.
Anyway, I'm apparently part of your crew now, so I'll give a tiddy biddy intro of my real self for you to savor while you sip your tea.
If you lack a sense of perception, and don't already know this, my name is Jaideska.
Now for things you might not know.
I'm gay.
in a happy way of course :D
I'm 19
I'm in the great white north(Canada {for the dummmies}), and although it's not that white right now, it's still freaking cold, so don't piss me off or I'll cut you with my nipples. (and that's bad, very bad, and painful. but I like it, as a matter of fact we cut eachother with our nipples often up here in canada, it's called nippy snipping.. really, I'm serious)
I look like the pictures I've posted in the members photo area, I hate self describing, specially when I just got off work, and my fingernails are so full of dirt that my keys aren't reaching far enough to register the letter. Actually I'm liying, those pictures are from a good friend of mine, I'm actually a four foot dwarf with a mullet, I own a pet store of which I accuire my merchandise by hiding in someone's back yard disguised as a lawn gnome. When they're not looking, or bleeding perfusely on the ground beside me, I take their furry family member and sell it to blind children. Why blind children? Because if you read two sentences up and ignore the word "family" you'll understand, hey I can't afford chew toys alright?
"Things I like"
there are lots of them, and they include the obvious which I won't repeat, along with some oddities that you might not know about, like video games, lots and lots of video games. The more I can blind myself from my dead end life, the happier I am, so please don't remind me that I'm going to die alone.
on a happier note, I like woman. god I like woman ;D, as a matter of fact, I like them so much, that twice a week, I dress up like one!
That's a lie, unless you think it's cool, then it's true.
I also like drawing, although I'm not that great at it, and if you laugh at me I'll track you down and kill you. That's not a threat. It's my motto. I have a great theme song with the same ring to it.
I like cutting loose sometimes, but that can hurt when you're hanging four meters off the ground by your feet. Trust me, I know from experience, and it hurts a hell of alot more when you're a four foot midget.
I know I'm going to hell, but if you laughed anytime during this post, you're comming with me. ...Forget about it, hey! Look over there and cough!------>
Are you going to grab my balls while I do it? Cause That's the only time I've ever caughed on demand.
mmm, cold doctor hands. Gotta love it!
god I'm going to throw up! If thats the kind of party you girls are throwing, i wanna get me a transfer!
Jaid, save some girls for me dude, my day just got so much better. Australia , watch your backs. Here comes us! I want to say "SWAMPY COME OVER TO THE CAD STAT" though my admin side is telling me to make the ships as even as possible while remaining as impartial as I can be with also keeping my crews morale in check. Descisions descisions..
And why are you going to throw up, Jaid? And why are you going to throw up, Jaid?
Cos he was drunk, lucky bastard!
if I do come over, I'll be finishing the mission first. I'm not going to rush into jumping on Eo... I mean jumping ship. FYM's been a good captain, and I wouldn't desert him easily, but you got so many hot momma's over here, plus all this coughing, drinking and stuff sounds like my kind of party too;) ...but you got so many hot momma's over here...
He's talking about me you know ;) ...why are you going to throw up, Jaid?
Cold doctor hands on my scrotum, thinking about it makes me want to throw up, because last time I checked, Men are the more prominent sex in the medical industry.
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