Ahoy! (Icarus Recruitment)

Ou Be Low hoo

I have no idea what this is about but I would very much like to be Captain of the 'Icarus', because alll the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...

Either that or the 'Caduceus', because Thursday is the 4th day of the week. Right.

Captain: Ou Be Low hoo
Operator: DPD
Councilor:
Gunners: BiggStankDogg
Crew Members:
Valasher

Well your post count qualifies you. What other qualities make you worthy of that ship? :)
Ou Be Low hoo

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...


Well, this...and the fact that I'm on the next level, whilst striving fot the next, next level...and when I get there, i'll give the next, next, next level a shot, then after that the next, next, next, next level will be my goal...when I reach this high peak, I'll will not stop and rest on my laurels, but rather will strive for the next, next, next, next, next level...from there who knows where I will go...although it will probably have something to do with the next, next, next, next, next, next level...

Oh and the fact that I'm loco...don't you know I'm loco...I'm crazy, maaan...I'm so loco I stick firecrackers in places that the sun don't shine while at the same time reading books about 'fruit' and other crazy shit like that...loco...that's me.

Other qualities:

I like glue.
I like flying.
I like the sun.
I like disagreeing with people.
I like not disagreeing with people.
I like not not-disagreeing with people.
I like knowing I'm right and you're wrong.
I like knowing I'm not not-right and you're not not-wrong.
I like it.
I like them.

I don't know...gives us the job...go on! Give us it!
Valasher

Yeah, you would fly into the sun, wouldn't you? Alright, you're official. Welcome to the ship Captain. *EDIT* You can approve of your Operator and Crew Members by sending me a PM to change their status in their profile.
Ou Be Low hoo

Originally posted by Valasher
Alright, you're official. Welcome to the ship Captain.

Wooooooo-hoooooo!

Surely I MUST have some say in who MY operator is though...basically he'll/she'll be my cabin-boy/girl, right!?!

I'd would have liked it to be 'crap-bag', but he's banned...I wonder who else is out there...maybe BSD - I'm sure he wouldn't mind being my bitch...

BSD - wanna be my bitch?

I would also allow HU to be in my cabin crew, cos recently some of the decks look as if they need a good scrubbing...

DPD - you would also be welcome to join...I'd promise to hook-up some tow-ropes and we could take turns getting whipped into some waves and getting massive airs...

Also, if WIR was actually THAT porn-star(and not some sick old man) she would be welcome as the crew is away from home for long periods and we all need some 'company' now and again and again and again and again and again...STOP! STOP! IT HURTS! STOP...ok let's go again...
Valasher

It's not about being the Captain's bitch, it's about working as a team... :cry:
Ou Be Low hoo

There is no 'team' in 'I'.
DPD

But there's an 'm' and an 'e' in team, so fuck it, count me in. I'll come on board and drink a few cold ones, but I'm not working, so don't get it twisted. I'm just hitching a ride to the bus stop.
Valasher

Okay, DPD, you're Operator unless I hear otherwise.
Valasher

The ships aren't really against each other, unless Smith were to invade one through the phone line or something... BSD is now a crew member.
PP

lol LOL lol

This will be an interesting ship.... you fellahs have fun ;)
Ou Be Low hoo

BSD and DPD...my people! Welcome, welcome, welcome...have some of this...and this and this and this...finished? Good...I just gave you about 50 magic mushrooms, 10g of Peruvian Cocaine(better than that Columbian shit...), 2 tabs of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and now we're going blaze a FAT reefer whilst drinking Courvoissier poured by Perfect 10 models...

What the fuck are we supposed to do on this Yellow Submarine? Oh...and don't worry...whatever this is all about, we're not going to be friendly with the other ships...WE'RE GOING TO KICK SOME MOFO ASS! YO!

Right...

I don't think we actually need any more members for our crew, but if you have no brain and are stupid please by all means join us...
Valasher

If DPD or BSD want to switch positions or one wants to be a Gunner now that I've added that role, let me know.
Valasher

Okay you're Gunner.
AlmightyOne

man there is alot going on in here. we will see you in zion's loading deck. "good luck."
Ou Be Low hoo

Hey my people!

No-one likes us! BUT FUCK THEM AND THEIR PANSY-ASS WAYS! We will rule all these mofos like a lime wedge rules a cold Corona on a hot day! Let's all have a beer, get drunk then take pot-shots at the rest of these fools...
UT

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Hey my people!

No-one likes us! BUT FUCK THEM AND THEIR PANSY-ASS WAYS! We will rule all these mofos like a lime wedge rules a cold Corona on a hot day! Let's all have a beer, get drunk then take pot-shots at the rest of these fools...

Anger issues right here people. Ok so let it out and tell UT what ails ya.
Ou Be Low hoo

Originally posted by BiggStankDogg
how 'bout we be the Homocidal Pirates? Show these punk ass bitches how we do it in the Durty I...

You want it..you got it...

We be da pirates of dese ere waters...rapping(yes...I mean RAPPING), pillaging and general skull-duggery be our game...

BSD...it may sound like I'm getting a little too into this, but can yo make us a skull and crossbones flag?

Oh...and I'm pretty sure we don't need a 'councilor'...
DPD

Avast! Yon scurvies be swarshbuckled!

you might wanna use this

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v102/dpd_386/flagwithpistols.jpg

or this

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v102/dpd_386/NewShipwreckSkull_04.jpg

or this

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v102/dpd_386/skull1.jpg

in the banner BSD
Freddy Krueger

nice work dpd. the skulls look good
DPD

i can't take credit for that, it's my friends work, and some of those were suggestions as logos for his computer company, but he doesn't have any problems with me using them here. he appreciates the compliment Freddy.
ThereIsNoMatrix

Holy shit, that's fucking awesome!

Edit: Did you make that in PhotoShop?
Valasher

BSD, you are a genius with the graphic arts. Everything you make looks professional.
Haxxor

Awesome pic BSD, such raw animosity to it. I wish I was that good.
Valasher

Stop it with the bitchslap fest. Just learn to get along or don't post at all. If you're having problems then just put the person you are having problems with on ignore and go on with your life. No hitting below the belt goddamnit.
Ou Be Low hoo

Good work fella! Looks menacing enough...
UT

BSD you leave me speechless every damn time I see your work. I only hope I get to that level some day. And you know I'm not blowing the sunshine. OUTSTANDING!
sparky667

Yeah dude you're pretty damn good with the skullz n shit.
Ou Be Low hoo

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Surely I MUST have some say in who MY crew is though...basically he'll/she'll be my cabin-boy/girl, right!?!

I'd would have liked it to be 'crap-bag', but he's banned...


Well...mr.crap-bag...wanna join the pirates?
UT

Ok, shake up time guys. What's happening with this ship? Are you going to start another mission here or what? Let's have a head count please.

Ou Be Low hoo, we haven't seen you around in a little while either. What's going on?
DPD

Well...I'm not much of a storyteller, Ou Be is probably on vacation for a month surfing in Bali or some shit (BASTARD!), not to mention still hungover from his birthday, BSD is never around, and save for NMN's new story and the Crew Lounge, it looks like I was right and the ships idea didn't really take off. I think everyone just might be scared of our ship, cuz we're just crazy motherfuckers like that...I dunno.
UT

Christ! What's a holiday? It's ok for some I guess lol. Ok dude, no worries, however don't give me that 'I'm not a storyteller' crap. I've read your stuff and your damn good.

Now come on everyone! I want to see people lining up around the block here to join this kickass ship and it's equally kickass crew. Don't be shy here, their barks worse than their bite. They also stock some awesome alcohol.
UT

I would join, but my post count is too low. Sigh... One day I'll have enough to join the crew...

Dude, this anti-spam thing is cool and I can relate but seriously! Wtf?
ThereIsNoMatrix

Don't tell me my business, Devil-woman...

It's poo again! Call the fire department, this one's outta control!
AlmightyOne

Haha, he called the shit, poo...

Don't put it out with your boot again TINM!
UT

Don't tell me my business, Devil-woman...

Don't make me get the hose....
UT

I love it when you talk dirty... rawr...
You know it baby....ggrrrrrr

Edit: Dog, you know we're still gonna keep quoting you so we have something to remember you by. That and I don't want AO ^ thinking I just grrrrrrred at him. You're so fucking cool and I understand why you're doing it, though it's frustrating the shit out of me lol.

respect.
Blue Code

I would like to join as a crew member, please.
Kara

Blue? Is that you? From ETM? *peers*

You need 100 posts to join a ship. =) While you're posting around, think about heading over to the Crew Lounge some time. ^^,
Omega Ascendant

Excuse me, may i know is this ship operational or down?
DonDaddy

But seriously, is this ship still alive and drinking, or should I look for another crew? Sure, I will probably just end up killing all of you in your sleep, but that doesnt mean that we cant be friends.
HomoUniversalis

Why not join the Novalis? I'm captain there, so you should have plenty of reason and opportunity to plan and execute your stealthy killings :).

Although I'm not sure about post count, you could become councelor and act as a 'Rasputin' :).

Mr U
DonDaddy

That isnt a bad idea either. It is another option for me to consider. Thank you for the invite, I will let you know.
UT

Sure, I will probably just end up killing all of you in your sleep, but that doesnt mean that we cant be friends.

Stop turning me on damnit.

The ship is in a form of stasis, however just say the word and I'll make you part of the crew.

Although I'm not sure about post count, you could become councelor and act as a 'Rasputin'

Holy shit you've become corrupted and cynical. I love it.
DPD

Who is actually on the crew of the Icarus right now? I'd think about dusting off my gloves and chaffeuring this bitch around for another time.
UT

Well what is it to be gentlemen? DPD, are you going to be Captain of this fine vessel of drunken deborchary with DD shooting the living shit out of everything that moves or what here?

Come on, you know it makes sense. You can doo eeeettt.
DPD

Fucking shit, you talked me into it. Might as well break out the feather duster and shake out the cobwebs.
UT

Good shit Captain Feathersword, I shall change your stats now.
Eon

Oh boy, this ship needs to come with a warning.
DonDaddy

Oh goody....let the fun begin. I shall join this fine vessel of debauchery.

Rape, burn, pillage and kill. EAT THE BABIES!
UT

Right, well the old custom is that I give out a free crate of my best sake to anyone who signs onto this ship, so down the hatch. I'll send out the general alert for folks to lock up their daughters and sign you up stat.
DPD

I'm not really into the whole bondage thing, but tell them to strip the daughters first if they plan on locking them up.
HomoUniversalis

Holy shit you've become corrupted and cynical. I love it.

In your feminine opinion, do you feel that those characteristics make me more , or less, sexy?

And, how do feel I can improve my servi--my sexyness?

Mr U
DonDaddy

^ Get the hell out of our thread. This is reserved for members of the pimpalicious Icarus only. You are not worthy of even pouring my fine Captains Rum and Doctor Pepper let alone intruding here. Be gone you poxed scurvy dog!
NMN

Just stopping by...

Mind if I have DP? Thanks, guys, I owe ya one.
UT

TheDon: As soon as you reach 200 posts I'll make you a gunner. So for now it's hand to hand. Have fun guys.
PP

^ Get the hell out of our thread. This is reserved for members of the pimpalicious Icarus only. You are not worthy of even pouring my fine Captains Rum and Doctor Pepper let alone intruding here. Be gone you poxed scurvy dog!
just for that, I've gotta pop in for a sec. No, guys, that word was supposed to end in "c."

*poof!*
I'm gone!
DonDaddy

TheDon: As soon as you reach 200 posts I'll make you a gunner. So for now it's hand to hand. Have fun guys.

Then excuse me while I go spam the forum. We cant very well thrash the other ships without any weapons.

BTW....who else is actually still a member of this crew?
UT

You are excused, and I think Hax is still a crew member, however his inactivity has made that debatable.

Where is BSD? Come on dog, you know you want to sign up!

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