The Smurfs

A thread about the Smurfs. What is Homo Universalis thinking, you might think. And you are right :). This thread is dedicated to the little blue communist guys.

What? You don't believe they were communist?

Didn't you ever notice how the utopia was depicted in Smurf Village. How everyone was blue, apart from the leader, papa smurf who was dressed in red (the Communist/Socialist color).

Before you start throwing insults to my head, I would like you all to take a look here (http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/)

This site is interesting, to say the least, and for us who believe in the Illuminati, it is clear that this depicts a Utopian state, something Marx much desired.

Admit it, for some reason, you always wanted to be a smurf and lead a perfect little life.

HU

OMG smurfs as communists! Thats insane, i wanted to be superman when i was a kid. :D

Admit it. You wanted to be vanity! I always thought he was representing homosexuality, but that might just have been me.

Anyhow, isn't the number 101 identifying to the Matrix? Guess how many smurfs there are!


For all the deranged psychopaths without a short-term memory, there are 101 smurfs.


HU

Dammit HU, why do you have to be so smart on the smurfs ?

Hmmmm.

Well, anyway, if you really want, you can be a smurf too:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

I'm Radioactive Smurf. Y'all better just stand back!

There you go again, HU. Ruining the Smurfs for me again. Please stop! No more!

HA!! the little dudes are commies, thats hilarious!!!
no wonder they were so happy all the time and they all shared in their work
it explains ALOT

I'm either Fundamentalist Smurf or Erotic Smurf depending on the first name I use...hmmm....oooooo-kaaaaaay

HU, you are correct, Us smurfs are a communist socitey.
Take me for example. I am Smurfette, originally I was sent in as Gargomels evil spy, but was transformed from the pure goodness of the smurf way of life. ;)
But this is not the full story, I was sent into the USSR from the USA, to complete my mission of capitalism VS communism.
Failing in my attempts, rather then heading back home to the dreadful land of the USA, I stayed with the USSR, living in a little village in the woods.
Stalin Smurf was my father. :p

What are smurfs? And how do you become one?

Originally posted by tHe aRcHeItEcT
What are smurfs? And how do you become one?

You have never heard of the televison/cartoon smurfs?? Maybe you were too young when they were out.
And you dont "become" a smurf, you are born one, and forever live in the bliss of the smurf community.

Small Blue Communists Unite

Ohhhh I remeber them those guys, that live with mushrooms and stuff right?

Yeah.. with the mushrooms. Smurfette is indeed the perfect prove that when one would visit communistic Russia, one would be converted, and see the beauty of Communism!

This shows how smart people can be, and how people can manipulate the media. Of course, naturally, this is the only example, and all the other childrens programs have no purpose. Since why would anyone want to indoctrine our children with anti-capitalistic ideas, and why would anyone want to promote dicatorship?

HU

I watched the Smurfs as a kid and I'm pretty sure that they were all on crack. I also had Smurfs bed sheets, and that proves that I was twin Smurfs in a past life. You can say you're wrong all you want until you're blue in the face, but that still won't make you a Smurf, or former Smurf like myself, for that matter. This doesn't, however, mean that I am on crack. That is pretty much all the special stuff I have to say right now

the smurf were 100, the baby smurf made it to 101. then was Gran pa smurf, granma, the 3 kids and the little sister, which makes a total of 107.the little girl wears pink. pink is the contrary of blue. She represents anarchy. Granpa is in gold. he represents royalty.

My conclusion is, you should stop weed. If you want a real political comic full of misinformation, try Tintin.

Actually, after the birth of the children, there still were just 101 smurfs. And, I do not smoke weed anymore, when I read it damages the capability to understand the smurf wat of life.

And look what became of me!

Anyhow, if you want to talk about tin tin, make your own thread :p. This one is about the Smurfs >:(.

HU

Yeh and there was one evil guy who opposed what the rest were doing, but actually I think theyre evil and hes good.

Have you ever read the comics ? I have, and i defy you to show me one of them which induced a criticism of capitalism and i'll trust you. If you check the belgium comics ideas from the 70s , it was a good time to be coco. That some ideas might have influenced a story, that's something.

Inducing Peyo is a Russian spy is just blah.

Originally posted by Jebulum
the smurf were 100, the baby smurf made it to 101. then was Gran pa smurf, granma, the 3 kids and the little sister, which makes a total of 107.the little girl wears pink. pink is the contrary of blue. She represents anarchy. Granpa is in gold. he represents royalty.

My conclusion is, you should stop weed. If you want a real political comic full of misinformation, try Tintin.

Any disrespect shown to my little freind tintin will result in a banning, he is not associated with misinformation, and you have now upset the mod of death. I am now going to get some tissues to wipe the tears from my eyes and then i'm going to pray that tintin heals from these slanderous accusations. He's upset now, i can feel it. j/k

Originally posted by Kaneda
Any disrespect shown to my little freind tintin will result in a banning, he is not associated with misinformation, and you have now upset the mod of death. I am now going to get some tissues to wipe the tears from my eyes and then i'm going to pray that tintin heals from these slanderous accusations. He's upset now, i can feel it. j/k

I never understood Tintin when i was younger, which is why I asscoiated myself with smurfs :D
TinTin was a boring cartoon, and his dog p!ssed me off, the captain was scary.. although the adventures were fun. I have about 8 TinTin comics from a long time ago, and they are still as boring as they were when i first got them :p

I used to love the Tintin books, i loved the artwork in them as a kid but i don't remember whether i ever watched the cartoons or not or if there even where any. (think there was)

I hope Jebulum doesn't take my post the wrong way and flame me, i was only joking..................i was always more of a fraggle rock fan...................or transformers...................or spiderman.

Yes, i loved spiderman cartoons!

Yes, i loved spiderman cartoons!

yes fav cartoon ever. my childhood superhero favorite!!!!!