Thar she blows!

Anyone hear about the whale that exploded in Taiwan?
I was bumming around and just happened to read this lovely little article about a dead whale that exploded when these guys were trying to transport the thing for further scientific study.
Build up of gasses did a wee bit of damage....

Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone had heard about that and if there are other cases of similar stuff out there...

haha, i heard about that to, i couldnt stop laughing... here is another that happened back in 2000

In germany, they had a travelling circus, which had everything, tigers, horses, hippos and midgets, clowns... ect.

Anyway part of the midgets act was to jump on small trampolines and perform certain tricks.
While there were feeding the hippos, one of the midgets jump the wrong way, and was swallowed by the hippo...

I had the funniest mental picture when i heard it, but i felt sorry for the midget..

Weird...I live in Taiwan and I haven't heard of it! When did it happen?

Source: Thar She Blows. MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/)
TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.

The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

That's brilliant! My friend lives in Tainan...I'll give him a call...I wonder how BIG a whale penis is?

a blue whale penis is 75 feet long and when ejaculates releases over 5 gallons of sperm lol lol

what a weird topic od discussion this has turned to

Those pics are SOO cool.. Ou Be Low Hoo, can you ask your friend to send me some of those guts.. They look awesome :p.

75 feet long? Is that in erected state? :D

HU

yes it is actually its only 10 feet long when it isnt they withdraw it into their bodies for long voyages lol

wow....this has really changed subjects fast ;)


As for the midget thing: any pictures? That sounds really funny...

As much as I like hearing about huge whale penises :p, this topic is kind of making me hungry ;) BrB

Not the One, AnotherOne

Originally posted by AnotherOne
As much as I like hearing about huge whale penises :p, this topic is kind of making me hungry ;) BrB


You want to eat whale cock?!?!?!

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
You want to eat whale cock?!?!?!

Hahahaha. No thank you. LoL. I was thinking more on the lines of a slice of pizza or a hamburger.

Thanks for the offer though...I guess :|

Not the One, AnotherOne

lol lol

Ok people, lets not go there, lol. We were discussing about the exploded whale, lol.........The other part just happened to be there, so let us not go there, lol.

but even a whale exploding is hilarious lol, i can't feel too bad for it after all it was already dead it was a bit nasty with all the guts and stuff in the street though

U left out how badly it nust have smelled, thats one big fish.

Whale Cock- I bet it's an amazing aphrodisiac! Beats Viagra and would feed the whole family...for months...and months...and months...and months...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Whale Cock- I bet it's an amazing aphrodisiac! Beats Viagra

Next time when you feel a little horny after eating japanese tuna, you will know why...

Wonder if there was a seafood restaurant near the whale trying to profit from this? "Today's special: Fried whale with wine sauce and garlic seasoned with black pepper $150"

Originally posted by sm4113r
Wonder if there was a seafood restaurant near the whale trying to profit from this? "Today's special: Fried whale with wine sauce and garlic seasoned with black pepper $150"

LOL..

or "fresh here today, 50kg whale cock - $100, only here folks, and only today, quick before it all goes, fry it, bake it, freeze it, roast it, put it in your kids lunchboxes..."

Originally posted by Helios
lol lol

Please do not spam Helios

I can really see the McDonalds profit from this. "Big Whale", buy your whale Burger now! I'm lovin' it! *tadatatata!*

HU

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Please do not spam Helios

I can really see the McDonalds profit from this. "Big Whale", buy your whale Burger now! I'm lovin' it! *tadatatata!*

HU

Lmao, I hate those commercials :p Speaking of gross, anyone see Ms. Jackson's boob at the super-bowl?

Not the One, AnotherOne

Originally posted by stalin6025
put it in your kids lunchboxes..."



aeeewww.... can you imagine a bunch of second-graders or whatever, swapping sandwiches. that could get ugly....


HAHAHAA

75 FOOT LONG PENIS!! I guess were not so different after all.

Originally posted by PsycikPsycho
aeeewww.... can you imagine a bunch of second-graders or whatever, swapping sandwiches. that could get ugly...


I may be wrong, but I don't think he was actually talking about real 'lunchboxes'...

Uh-oh, I've gone too far...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I may be wrong, but I don't think he was actually talking about real 'lunchboxes'...

Uh-oh, I've gone too far...

Did you? I couldn't tell. I'm still so ignorant and innocent.....

Originally posted by sm4113r
Did you? I couldn't tell. I'm still so ignorant and innocent.....

You will understand in time, my child...give it time...

Stalin is a she, and I think she was actually talking about real luchboxes.

If it is indeed an aphrodisiac, I'll take it. You can never have too much help, eh? ;)

HU

Originally posted by HomoUniversalis
Stalin is a she

Oh. My. God.

Never have I been so wrong! I was always under the impression she was a he!

Come to think of it just the other day I was going to mock 'him' for calling 'himself' 'Illuminatus Smufette'...the penny drops...